Polk County itemizer., August 29, 1902, Image 4

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In so lv en t
CU T IC U R A R E S O L V ­
E N T PILLS (Chocolate
Coated, 60 doses, 25c.), are
a new, tasteless, odourless,
economical substitute for the
celebrated liquid C U T I ­
CURA R E S O L V E N T , as
well as for all other blood
purifiers and humour cures.
Each pill is equivalent to one
teaspoonful of liquid* R E ­
SO LVEN T.
Put u p in
screw-cap pocket vials, con­
taining 60 doses, price, 25c.
C U T IC U R A R E S O L V ­
E N T PILLS are alterative,
antiseptic,
tonic,
and , digest-
^
f
j
** <
ive, and oeyond question the
purest, sweetest, most sue-
cessful and economical blood
and skin purifiers, humour
cures, and tonic-digestives yet
compounded.
Compose Trcsi^enlSi
Com plete external and internal treatm ent
for every humour, consisting of C uticoka
S o a p , 25 c ., to cleans© tho skin of crusts
and scales, and soften tho thickoued cub­
icle; C u i icuua OiNTMg.vr, 50c , to I li­
ft tan tly allay itching, inflammation, a d
irritation, and soothe and h e a l; and Cirri-
c u ra U kholvr > t P il l s , 25 c ., to cool and
cleanse tho blood. A S inolk S rt ¡3 often
sufficient to euro tho m ost torturing, dis­
figuring, itching, burning, and scaly skin,
scalp, and blood humours, eczemas,ra.-he*,
and irritations, with loss of hair, ironi
Infancy to ago, when all else fails.
ur rouns, unu ino problem of getting
them past puzzled their commander
completely.
The correct order was
‘Right, by twos.’ After some besitu
tion he shouted |K?rein|»iorily:
V rn.i~.mm «r.»
“ ‘O h * round that puddle!’
“The company had e\ id ctitij been
It yon are desirous that your brood
better drilled than their commander, mure produce good healthy foals, see
for they btokc Into a column of twos. to it that site is in good flesh and lit
When (hey had passed the water, I lis­ prime condition at foaling time. Oats,
tened eagerly for the next command. with plenty of good, bright cut clover
After soute delay the oil leer shouted la the uiorulng and a feed of corn at
sharply:
Aight, will do the work. I alw ays sta ­
•* *'f woa inter fours, right sm art; ble my brood mares at night, turning
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them out during the day unless It be
stormy, and I find It pays to bed them
F t e e t r l e N lio o k a .
well at night. It Is positively injurious
It Is generally supposed that electric to let them lie on a hard, cold door. I i
shocks at f 00 volts will invariably prefer good dirt for my mares a t all (
prove fatal, but that such is not the times. Especially Is this desirable when
case was proved the other day bj’ a they are heavy in foal. Do not put too
member of the Institution o f Electric- , much dependence In your breeding ta ,
al Engineers, who stated that even ble, but watch your mare closely, for 1
with wetted ls;ofs he had stood on the she is liable to foal any time front ten ,
rails of the City and South London to thirteen months a fter being bred, j
railway, sat on tlie live conductor and When the mare begins to make bag
slapped tin* running rails with bare freely, put her into a box stall about
hands. lie further said that, provided fourteen feet square, with plenty of
the day were dry and the skin not bedding, being careful th at the center
moist. It was quite safe for the aver Is lower than the outer edges of the
age person to handle live wires. One door, for If the center Is high and
man fell on a cable carrying a current slopes to the wall the mare Is liable to
of 5.000 volts and escaped with only a i roll against it and become cast, and
few burns. Another man was rendered many a valuable mare has been lost in
unconscious by a two thousand volt j this way. There are many littTe signs
. I current,
. but , was soon restored unhurt. - that If watched closely will tell when
A one humlrtd volt current has been the mare is about to foal. When my
known to cause death, but such a ease 1 mares font, 1 am in the barn and know
1 » <iulte a rare occurrence. - London Just what is going on. I do not Inter
I fere with mare or foal unless my as
slstance is absolutely needed.—Charles
D r H d n lb I'n ren aon able.
C lara—-Mon are the most impatient i L. Ilardm au in Prairie Farmer.
A H andsom e Sh ire Yearling:.
creatures. Harry knows that I have an
At the Shire horse show, held In
offer from Mr. Oldchap, who is just
rolling in wealth, yet Harry Is Just as London, seventy-four yearling colts
unreasonable and babyish ns If he came before the Judges for the award
thought I really eared for that old gray- i
head. Harry is so ugly about it that 1
he won’t do me the sm allest favor.
Mother—W hat did you ask Harry t o 1
do?
Clara—I merely asked him to wait
and be my second husband.—New York i
Weekly.
I roinng arouuu unit fiddling on Hie
I skulks of horses and the piper» adding
the concert of their unholy luatru-
m eiits.—Chambers’ Journal.
T h o K i . i d V o u I l a v o A lw a y s T v o -.i'lit, ot-.rt T T lit.lt I.. « l» .v t.
i n u s o f o r o v e r S O ^ y e a r -j, h a s b o r c o t h e f ' tu >1. i . o o f
, _____PTitl 1;3-. b c e u iiu u le m u l e r Id s p e r -
{¿ r
F o u n t o-.ipct v is io n s i n c e i t i n t U i u y .
« w T -v -' --
A i ’ t- vtnio o a r t o d e c e iv e y o o in t h i s .
A l l C o u n t e r f e 'i s , Iro lfp .t.ion ii ttn d “ «Tnst-c..-i -; :.> d M a r e h o b
E x p e r h u e a M t h a t t r i '.e j v.'H h a n d o n d a n jr e r t ; i o h e a l t h o f
I s t a a t a m i l C h i l . l r f i i —H v j» e r ie n c e n g a .n s t I h p t a i i a t n t .
T e rrill« T h u n d er.
T he largest rainfall or» earth has been
recorded at i'bera PunJI, on the bay of
Bengal, tu t the most violent thunder*
| i»t(»rins ever observed are probably
those of French Guiana. At Tape Or­
ange, some forty miles south of Cay­
enne. a French naval officer saw the
rilis of the coast hills turned Into wa­
terfalls by a cloudburstlike storm,
while the crashing thunder peals were
incessant and often almost deafening,
so much ho . Indeed, that some of the
sailors began to mutter long forgotten
prayers, probably thinking the day of
judgment near at hand.
S o C on s© F o r C a r e .
j
'OR ¡A
C ik itb r U id a h a r m l e s s s i ilm iitt ito ¿ h i C a s t o r O i l , P a r e ­
g o r i c , I » r o ;n a n d S o o t h i ;i ;? S y r u p s .
It, i s l h e a s n n t . I t
c o n t a i n s n e i t h e r O p iu m , .M o rp h in e n o r o t h e r h a r o o t id
s u b s t a n c e . I t s ne-o i s i t s e t i a r a n t e c . I t d e s t r o y s W o r m s
a .i d a lla y s I ’o v , »-,: h u c s s . i t c u r e s D i a r r h u - a a n d IV In d
C o lic . I t r e lie v e s T e e t h i n g T r o u b l e s , c u r e s C o n s t ip a t io n
a n d F l a t u l e n c y . ) t a s s i m i l a t e s t h e F o o d , r e g u l a t e s ¿h o
S t o m a c h a n d B o w e l s , g iv d ti;' h e a l t h y m id n a t u r a l s le e p .
T h o C h il d r e n ’ s P a n a c e a —T h e M o t h e r ’s F r i e n d .
GENUINE
C A S T O R IA
ALWAYS
B ears tlio Signature cf
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
T H I CKNTAUH CO M PAN V, TT MURHAV B T R C IT , H cU f VO tlK CiTV .
lie K lien- It.
He was being gently chaffed about
bis stammering, He took the badinage
with customary good nature.
w e 8aw tnesc clouds fill the nir with suddenly startled from their slumbers
"T t that’s r right, b-b-b-boys!” he
Hakes that were driven along almost by a loud voice in the house calling:
smiled. “I’m a s s-stam uierer nil right.
'horizontally l»y u strong gale, although “There’s a man In the house! There’s
C»'Ttcr»A RfMKDirs are «old thronichout the world.
Wb when 1 w-w-w-w-
the tops of our old hemlocks and a man In the house!”
British Depoti tt 38, Charterhouse 8q., I ond -n » r-n-h WTi-wh why!
D#p t, A Hue cHU Ptix, P b -! s . P ott *« UaiJti AMD wa — When I w ant vinegar for ui-m-
The valiant pater fainllias rushed
spruces rose into the clear air and un­
C lxu . Com-., Soiu Prop«., BoaCoS, L. B. A.
my s-H-s-salad, I c-c-cull for s-s-sweet !
obstructed sunlight above the highest from his room, bearing in his hands a
elder, and it’s v vinegar b-b-by the .
level of the snow producing air stra t­ heavy billet of firewood, to learn the
ti-tluie 1 g-g get It!* '—Htm Francisco
um. We even saw the snow so thick cause of the disturbance and to cap
CHURCH D IR E C T O R V .
Bulletin.
in the air about us that the trunks of ture the intruder. His son was stand­
KNOrriNOLEY ROYAL,
P reaching hours at 11 and 8 .(V).
trees six feet above the earth were ing in the hull, shouting at the top of
in the first class passed on. Of these a not visible, although the treetops could his voice.
A I. iiiik D inner.
M E. CHURCH,
“W here’s the man?” exclaimed the
During the hard drinking days in list of twenty-five was drawn for bon
P reaching Sunday m orning and cv* Scotland a country friend, calling at ors, there being eight money offerings be seen, and tbe sun shone down old gentleman.
through the shallow storm with
« ning. Sunday school at 9 :4 5 . Ep-
"H ere, sir; here!” proudly replied the
the door of Lord Her maud’s house in and as many breeder's gifts. The win­
V orth league at 7 f t
Praver meet Edinburgh nt 1 o’clock In the a fte r­ ner was W. Jack so n ’s Knottlngiey strength enough to cast distinct shad­ young man. "T h is is he. At last I’m
ii g iTiujsday evening.— l i. N. Hounds, noon. was Informed by the servant that Koyttl, the exhibitor being also the ows.
We have stood on a quiet, sunlit hill­ twenty-one!*’—Memphis Scim itar.
pastor.
breeder. The illustration is reproduced top und looked down into a valley less
the judge was at dinner.
Piper lifx e m l*.
“But I thought his lordship did not from The Breeder’s G azette.
than 100 feet below us, where a su ow -,
The Wends, who. we believe, are the
< lip p lii» H o rn es.
M. K CHURCH, S »I l II.
dine till 5 o’clock.”
storm was raging with violence and
“No more he does.” said the servant,
T he use of the clippers on horses in tbe temperature was frigid. — Scrib­ ancestors of the modern Prussians, are
P reaching »Sunday m orning and ev­
the eea er of many legends. The Tied
the spring c f tin* year is growing In ner’s.
en in g . Sunday school at 11). Kp- "bu t this is yesterday's dinner!”
Piper of Flair.eiin was a W end; so also
popularity every season. At that time
wortli league at 7 : 0
Prayer m eet­
was
the piper of the Harz mountains,
A
M
on
In
tlie
I
lo
n
x
e
.
tin* horses are shedding their long win
in g Thursday evening.— L. C. Sm ith , j
F o ret Bought.
who
appeared so many days a year and
There is a young criminal lawyer in
pastor.
"W hy, I didn’t know you had weak ter coals, and naturally their systems
eyes. Mortimer!” exclaimed his very nre not iu ns good condition as when Memphis. Teun., who on the occasion played unearthly tunes and whosoever
that operation has not been begun or o f his becoming of age began the eele- heard at once fell into a frenzy, from
best girl.
BATTISI ch urch .
when it is over. The natural shedding bration of his birthday in »i way that which there was no escaping. All these
"I
haven’t,”
returned
Mortimer
ear­
P reach in g »Sunday m orning and ev­
of the long hail is Inclined to debilitate caused ids household a great deal of plod and weird pipers assembled once a
nestly.
“I
have
come
to
ask
your
fa­
en in g . Sunday school at 10. H. Y
year a t the Brocken, whore there was a
the anim al to a certain extent, and this consternation.
1*. (J. at 7 :0 0 . Prayer m eeting W ed­ ther for your hand tonight, and it is a
Oil the eve of the fete, shortly after general carnival, (lie arch fiend lead­
inclination is increased by the extra
state
prison
ofi'ensc
to
strike
a
person
nesday ever in g .— J . K . G. Kuasell, !
wearing glasses in the eve.”—Brooklyn call for fuel by the anim al’s system if it midnight, the young man’s family were ing the concert on a violin, witches
pastor.
so happens that he must work hard or to
Eagle.
the sw eating point while the shedding
Non
iiroffreiiNi
v
e,
l’RKSUVTKKIAN CHURCH
process is going on. It is an extreme
W ill so u r th e sw eetest disposition and
P r e e n in g .Sunday m orning and ev­
Form er Dunk—T h at ’ere hired man of strain on a horse to stand wet with
transform th e m ost even tem pered, lov­
sweat fur hours, using up the fuel in
ening. .Sunday school at 10.' C hris­ yourn Is pretty slow, ain’t he’ E zry?
able n atu re in to a cross-grain ed and
Farm er Hornhcnk— Y ush ; he’s too his food consumed to dry off his hide
tian E ideavor at 7 :00. Prayer moei-
irrita b le ind ivid ual.
,
ing Th irsd ly even in g.— W , T War- Blow to make n successful pallbearer.— when it ought, to be going to repair the
If im p atience or fau lt-fin d in g are
Judge.
waste o f tissue occasioned by the work
tin , pastor.
ever excu sab le it is w hen th e body is
of the previous day and the other work
tortured by an e a tin g and p ainfu l sore.
“ E p l l n n h y .”
the system must do. The removal of
I l is tru ly d isco u ra g in g to find after
CHRISTIAN CHURCH.
A man nui> bo simply mulish during this long and partially dead hair with
m on th s o f d ilig en t and faith fu l use of e x tern a l rem edies th a t th e place
P reach in g »Sunday m orning and ev -1 his lifetime, but in the obituary notice
the clippers enables the sklu to dry off
rem ain s a s defiant, ang ry and offensive a s ever. E v ery ch ron ic sore, no
eoing
B ible school at 10. Ju n io r It is alw ays raid Hint he had tho cour­
In a very short time and permits the
m atter-on w hat part of th e body it conies, is an evidence o f som e previous
Christian Endeavor at 3 :3 0 . Senior age of his convictions.- Denver Post.
food to be used for the proper pur­ co n stitu tio n a l o r organic trou ble, and th a t th e dregs of th ese diseases
C h ristian
Endeavor at 7 :0l). Bible !
poses. Besides this, when a horse is
rem ain in th e sy stem ; or, itm a y b e th a t som e lo n g hidden p o ison —perhaps
class and prayer m eeting take place
T r o u t » I#*.
! clipped in the spring lie is not half so C an cer— h as com e to th e su rface and begu n its d estru ctive w ork.
Thursday evening.—
The man who borrows money bor­ , apt to catch cold, for the reason that
T h e blood m ust be purified before th e sore w ill fill up w ith h e alth y flesh
rows trouble. The man who lends he may. no m atter how warm he is, be
and th e s k in regains its n a t u r a l color.
It is
money doesn't need to borrow trouble. dried off in a few moments and then
throu g h th e circu lation th a t th e acrid, corroding
KVA NO ELI0 A I, CHURCH.
—Homer tide (Mass.) Journal.
be
put
com
fortably
to
bed
for
the
night.
fluids are carried to the sore or u lcer and keep it
Preaching Sn »day inumi»» : and ev­
Iln iM llin K a
K ic k e r.
irritated and inflamed. S . S . S . w ill p u rify and
ening
Sunday school si 10. Chris-
When n sick man notices that his
A w riter in National Stockman gives
in v ig o ra te th e sta g n a n t blood when a ll sed im en t or
linn Endeavor at 7 :00. Prayer inert­
oth er h u rtfu l m aterials are washed out, fresh rich blood is carried to th e
ing Thursday evening.— A.
W inter, w ife curls her hair only Just before tho . this method of treating a kicking
doctor comes, he is not sick enough to horse:
pastor,
diseased parts, new tissu es form , and th e d ecayin g flesh b e g in s to have a
be dangerous. —Atchison (¡lone.
Put on him a strong surcingle and
h e a lth y and natural look ; th e d ischarge ceases and the sore heals.
! crupper.
Have one ring where the
S . S . S . is th e o n ly blood purifier
S e v e r a l y e a r . ns:o, m y w ife h a d a , c -
1» C o if C a t c h in g
| cheek hook comes and one eight inches
th a t is guaranteed e n tire ly vege­
v o ro . o r e lo g a n d v n i t r e a t e d b y th o
O nto popular favor? It s enm to be.
: lower on the right side. Now run a
b e a t p h y s i c i a n s b u t r e c e iv e d n o b en efit.
table. I t builds up th e blood and
A no'iceuhlo i creaso in s..les of Pain-
: strap from the lower ring to the crup­ O u r d r u g g i s t a d v is e d h e r to t r y S . S . S .,
tones up tlie general sy stem a s no
w h ic h ehe d id . F o u r t e e n b o t t l e s c u re d
k iller cumes from golf d istricts. The
per about where the hip strap passes
oth er m edicine does. If you have
h e r a n d sh e h a » b e e n w e ll e v e r s in c e .
reason fur tins i.*< clear, as P- rry Davis’
through. Now take a five-eighths inch
a sore o f a n y kind , w rite u s and get
J . It. H A R O L D , B", C a n a l E t .,
J aliikiller is the < 1 l o t Mini best ren t­
C o h o e s, 1«. T .
rope fifteen feet Iona, fasten it to the
th e advice of experienced and
'd / ex tan t for sprains, strain s, bruis
sk illed p h y sician s for which no ch arg e i ; made. Book on Blood and S k iu
ring at the cheek and then hook through
« sa n d sure m ss, ail of which ate of
T H E Í W I F T S P E C I F I C C O .. A t l a n t a . G a .
D iseases free.
the ring in luilter anil back through
• oiiiinon occur en ce, eith er iu \ ig .r-
i the lower ring in the siirciiv/le. Strap
« us play or 11» ougli acrid,-nt. Every
i up his left front foot. T his should I»«*
K«celalar Braad
where
the s.'nn-.ar.l liuimen*. and
»lone In a straw yard. Now you have j
p n im en t.
him ready. Take your rope and go j
ahead of him a few feet, a little to the |
T h« b e a t w a t e r p r o o f g a r m e n t « In th «
worlil. M«<U from tho boat mn tonal« ami
right, and begin t»» pull. Hold him !
Tin* r h ln r s c Hr!,!*» V/oiirn Iteri.
Ri pans Tabules
warrant«*«1 waterproof. liaJo to ataud
th« rough out work and weai tier.
Doctors find
steady and let him tight tills hard, but '
Bed Is the nuptial color in Chinn. The
I.o o k f o r t lie trntl«* m a r ia . I f p n r d u U r
A good prescription
k»*ep draw.ii,* his head to his side, and
«lot*« not hare th-*in, write for ratolcuue to
coolies that carry tho brido in her litter
For niaukind.
I. T. Rrltingand Packing C«., irf« ., K-n KranrUc«.
he will go down to tho ground. Now
ure dressed In red. and they bear a
or II. M. SAW V Kit A SON. Sol« Mfr«.
you have him where you want him.
E»at (’» m u rltljr, Man*.
dw arf orange tic o l> ulod with fruit
Ripans Tabules are a common sense, effectual cure
Show him you can do »is you please
and coin. The litido's c mpurtnicnts
with Idin. Keep him here until he
nre tlnlshed In rod triuimin;
| m % nts
for dyspepsia, biliousness, heartburn, her.ilache, con­
gives up. if it takes all day. Show
are carried on rial trnya. the bairn ri
stipation, dizziness and all disorders of the stomach,
him you can handle him.
horno in the proci s ion an* original!}
liver and bowels. They are intended for the use of
T 1»o O v o r d i p r k .
«•rimson, which are hrigliteuid by tin
The ovorelieek heiir» nbnat the game
men, women and children everywhere, and have
rosy glow of the lanterns. IL»d niubrel
relation to me horse na the co u n t; Jult
Ins are carried, and Illuminated sign«
T I M E C A R D N O . O.
proved beneficial in the majority of cases. It is not
does to hmnnii society. In case of th«
blaze ln «ab.»*. The canopy Itself h Nr ‘2 f,.| Y squilla :
claimed
that they will perform miracles, but some of
troilinj:
horse
it
Hernia
that
Rome
device
lien »rated h it -uvl !ng t » the wrnhli anil
Is'.i Ve • Albany .............. I I 16
mnut
he
used
in
order
to
etuupel
a
horse
the
cures
which they have effected amount almost to
the tasti1 of the bride's family. A poor
i,«‘s ve * Cot valila ...........
i :»o
to carry it» head out almost in a line
■woman is carried to her wedding final
Airiv* s Yiiqnin.t ...........
6 .35
that. Easy to take and prompt in action, they have
with its ucch. »o that the curvature of
In a plain clmlr mtinled red. If the No l r**lr mug :
no rival as the best remedy for the every-day ills cf
.he latter at the throttle will not cramp
land ly has wealth or rank, the palan
7 00
D DCS Y q'lillA . . .
the
windpipe
or
shut
o(T
tho
horse's
humanity.
quin is veiy ornato, dee«-rated with
Le « et» Corvi» I U s..............1 1:30
dragon In nils. The Chin« s. skill in
Vrrivt \ i1 ) » •
. .
1 6 :1 6 P »" wind. In ease of the running horse it
A MEDICINE WHICH PROLONGS LIKE.
naturally extend» the head and neck
Working slik or gold eonl Is il splayed \
" I bav« used Ripans Tabules for a number ol year* and would not l*c without mem.
without
artificial
aid.
Tlda
is
because
S i an art stir inunncr. Wli n tho l r%’e
I 0 0 P in
I was troubled with indiftesHon and constipatio*, and h ive « * «u«d sin«: * I b.tvc he- n u *, g t! r»n
L m m \ ’;.*■■ »
that I am getting rid of those terrible bilious spoils which ctH.fined me to ■ d on •<,
.t , f tV
I PI wars, she wears a re«| veil, and the
A i ri' cu D- t r o i l . . . .
6 :45 p m tile gallop is the horse'» natural gait.
dim ness. Of late 1 havs not had any. 1 had just jjot over .« Ivd spei! of ! : os I ver n-‘ *
While the tret 1» nrtlflelal when it
le tti rs to her ancestors, whose b'ess - g N*». I from D im roit :
sitting oq the step, when a neighb«>r cam e to me and lemarbed tv w bad 1 lo< k. d. I :< d » ins 1
had lust got over the fever and »hat I was afraid to eat anythin* . n . . .
: f i: ... •
Is invnkeil. are written on red pap. r.
liCAVes I )« troii
...
f i:"O n m come» to extrem e »|>eod: lienee the
from which I had suffered since I was quit« youn*. He advis«d n • to take
nj T ibu’
T he bride g» nerally wears a crown
I said l would try them, and from then I haven’t been without t- m i,
I run e .t anythii
A : river» A If »any . . .
I 4 .05 a m otercheek Is needed. In the utility
providing I finish with a Tabule instead ol dessert.
1 feel very thankful lb : t I la v e K •;
horses
the
rhrckrclu
is
never
needed.—
Itdorncd with tinsel and murk Jewels,
T ram s 1 anti 4 srrix e in Albany in
something that will prolong my ¡if«.”
I n idea which Is muc!i in r prevalent t-m e m connect with the H. P . «otitli Field amt Karin.
In Hvtdeik. — W oman's Uomo Compan­ U» imk I train , s** well ss giving Iwu or
G A STR IC T R O U B LE S.
S n ow F ro m a « te a r Sky.
ion.
three bourn i)i A lbany before d ep art­
" I had suffered three years at least from r ^ t n c troubles. I cot:Id not *\*<*p at n
The most wonderful snowstorms of
___________
not regular and I would
Mv head ached and my feet would be cold
as ice. My bowels were
v
ure of S. P north bom.d train .
such cramps from gases forming on my stomach that *1 wouM faint awny. I was its W th d »
A M llltn fT O rder In I'm rip e n ry .
nil that may be seen every winter in
brain N«». 2 co n n ects with the H P
that 1 would have Sooner dted than live. About three months ago 1 was suffering and 1«
Captain Verne M. Bolivie, who raised
mv body was tied op inwardly. My brother recommended Ripans Tabules to me. My l.u-
I ninn at Fervali:?« and Albany giving the Adlrondacks are those that prevail
obi.tined some for me from the nvarest drug store and 1 would not now be without it o
find comma».d.*d a company in an Ohio
When the sky Is cloudless. Of these
rv! red me of all the foul gases that forme«! in my stomach and they move mv bowt Is u v
direct M*ivire to N ew p o itan d adja.*-
teg iin cnt In the Hpanisli-Amrrican war, « nl bca«*)»e»«.
there arc several varieties. Every week
l.u which I had been taking phrsie* all the time 1 have no more ga*« v my bowels tv ve rev-
I have no more headaches andean sleep well ; in f a c t.l fe*l M ligh t * , th - »ir which 1 brraii -
loiil of n very unusual order lie heard
or
two
we
would
see
what
looked
like
Trail» 3 f*»r D etroit, B reitenbitsli
that is saving a good deal for a woman who weighs .go pounds I am sm rv that l did not ........
¿dien by au officer of n Missouri r«gi-
a fog form iilsmt the distant hills and
using the Tabulae a year ago, for they would have saved me a great deal of pain and suff.-:
and other mes in tat n reror s leaves A l­
then come drifting across Uio creek
Incut nt Camp Meade.
bany . t 1 (k) p n> after M»e arrival * f
valley Doubtless ¡t was a real snow
"T h e M issourian's company was com
8 P. rond i boni» 1 tr»iin from P<»rtlsml
laden cloud that had lieen drifting
la g down a muddy road.“ safil Cupt iln re « fling Detroit s i 5 :4 5 p nr.
along tinti; It strnek our level (1,300
Ito m i*. “and presently they cam e to a
F or fu rtber li fo*m a ii*»n appi» to
Al d m r r t« i(
fe< t above the seal In the Adirondack«,
Iliaco whore only two abreast could
The F t r s f m t na« feet >■ en
E D W IN S T O N E , num. g .- ,
And If dywpepeta te
woe.
when the conditions became favorable!
|oigs. The company wus in a col tun u
mad. R I F A - f t S » a f e e !• «o
J . T U K N U R , a g en t, A lbany.
for the release of Its (rstb ery burdeu.
I I . i l . C K O N L SE , ageut, Corvallis. .
AN OLD
Keep Out
the Wet
SAWYER’S
CLOTHING
Corvallis & [astern Railroad.
One gives relief
A Welsh editor bad misspelled the
name of a famous poet of Wales.
"W hy do you spell Llyw arcb Ilen'B
name Llw ynrcb?” asked a friend of
I the editor.
“ W hy? Does he ob ject?” asked the
editor.
“O b ject!" echoed the other. "W hy,
B rig h t*» D i s e a s e .
he has been dead 1.200 years."
••Oh, then, I don't care a toss.” sahl
T h e larg est sum ever pitici for a pro
tbe editor.
1 se rinlin iit changed bands in »Sun Fruit-
¡circo August 30t.li, 1901. Tin* tran-*-
S tu d ie d I n d if f e r e n c e .
"W ’iy Ù1Ù we arrive late and leave fer involvediii coin and stock $112,500
before the opera w as over?” asked and wus paid by u parly ol hu»ii»et*
the youngest daughter. " I t was very me n for a specific f*-r B rig h t’s disease
and diabetes, hitln rto incurable elis­
enjoyable.”
“Of course it w as.” answered Mrs. ene». T hey com m enced the serious
Cumrox: ‘T u t. my dear, we had to investigation of the specific Novem­
show people that we didn’t care ber I5H», 1900. T hey interviewed
whether we got our money’s worth or scores of the cured and tried it out on
its m erits by p u llin g over three doz­
not.”—Exchange.
en cases on the treatm en t and w atch­
ing them . T hey also got physicians
S a tln fa c to r llr E ip la ln e d .
"John , when you cam e home last to natne ch ro n ic, incu rable cases and
night you talked and acted very queer I s dniiu istcred it with the physicians for
ly. You were lifting your feet endeav­ j judges. Up to A ugust Y5th, eighty
oring to step over imaginary obstacles.” I sevi n per cen t of *.l»e test cubes vu ie
"Oh. yes. my dear. All the eveulng 1 eith er well or piouretsing favoiubly.
l felt as if I were walking on clouds. ! T here being but thirteen per ce n t ol
You remember we had angel cake for l fa ilu res, (lie parties were satisfied i.ud
rioted the tra n sa ctio n . T h e proceed­
supper.”—Chelsea Gazette.
ings of tbe investig aiiu g com m ittee
A P e e p In to tb e F n to r e .
and tb e clin ica l reports of tbe lest
John B. Clark expresses his belief cases were published and will be m ail­
In The Atlantic Monthly th at a bun- ed free on ap p lication. Address Jo h n
tired years hence Manhattan Island J . F u lto n C om pany, 4 20 M ontgom ery
will have streets In several stories and street, fch»n F ra n cisco , California.
that rifles, cannon, warships and the
w asteful burning of coal to make
To t h e P u b l i c .
steam will be things o f the past.
Allow me to say a few words in
praise of Cham berlain*» Cough R e m ­
A P e c u n ia r y F a tte r« « .
edy. I bad a very severe cough and
"D on’t forget,” said the willing
cold and feared llia t I would g- t
worker, "th a t money talks.”
pneum onia, but after tak in g the »*•«•-
"Y e s.” answered Senator Sorghum
o».d dose of this m edicine i LH bet;* r
n little glumly, "bu t I cau’t help wish­
three bo ttles of it cured my colti finti
ing that you boys would select anoth­
tbe pains iu my ch e st d isap p eared
er phouograph occasionally.” — E x ­
entirely. 1
urn m ost
respectfully
change.
yours for h e alth , R alph S. M yers, f-4
T hirty-seven th
street.
H h te lii g,
Ilia L a u t V e n tu r e .
"W h a t is our old friend Hardup doing W est V irg inia. 1 ur sale by Adam k'.
W ilton
nowadays?”
"Oh. he’s gone Into real estate.”
"T h a t’s the very last thing 1 should
F o r O ver Sixty Y e a r s .
have supposed he’d do.”
An oh! and well tried remedy. M* <.
" I t was.
He’s dead.”—New Y cr- W in slo w s Soothing »Syrup has b «in
Times.
used lor over r x j * years by n.ihiv :»► < f
E x p c c le d a F ig h t.
A Flfeshire farm er gave his herd lad­
die. Jam ie, a half wit, a ticket to admit
him to a sacred recital In a neighbor­
ing town, to be given by local talent,
and told the lad to be sure to enjoy
himself.
T he farm er w as greatly surprised to
find his servant in the kitchen long be­
fore the conclusion of the performance,
and upon asking him why he had re­
turned from the recital Ja m ie replied:
“Weel, inaister, ae man yonder began
to sing, ‘I ’m the K ing of Glory.’ then
anither said he ‘was the K ing of Glory/
and when I saw three it hers standln’
up an* snyin’ they were ‘the K ings of
Glory* I kent there was to be n fecht,
so l cam nwa’ an’ left them to finish
It anion’ theiusel’g.”—Dundee Adver­
tiser.
ConffrcnM W a te rs.
United Sta tes senators are supplied
w ith bottled mineral w aters a t govern­
ment expense. Nearly every commit­
ter» room has something like a bar a t­
tachment. It Is usually, iu one corner,
behind a screen and next to the wush-
l owl. Tlio bottles of fizz w ater are sup­
plied by colored messengers, who bring
them in buckets of lee, like champagne.
The excuse for the expense is the poor
quality of tlie Potom ac water. A fter a
rain it is (lark brown in color and im­
pregnated with soil.
m others for lim it'ch ild re n while te e th ­
ing, with perfect su ccess. D pm th* s
the ch ild , «of m»s the gum s, allays ¿11
pain, cures wind co lic and in the !-« t
remedy for diarrhoea. Is p!ca« 'n t o
the taste. Sold by druggists in eve ry
part of tlie world. 25 c e n t r a bu tt’»».
Its value is in calcu lab le. Be sure «■ 1
ask for Mrs. W inslow ’s Soothing S y ­
rup and take no other kind.
At n o T im e is M a n S e c u r e
From a t ’i.eks * f such disorder.*» o t ’ e
stom ach as clml* ra m orbus, cia n q s
and diurrlu cu, but these com plain s
are com m on during ! 1 i • * healed term ,
when i* is dangerous to neglect them .
P ain k iller is a remedy th a t has never-
failed and the severest a tta ck s have
been cure«! by it, Avoid su bstition.
T here is but one P a in k iller. Perry D a -
vis’ It is Kidd ut 40 and 25 cen ts a
bottle.
O
B e a n th ,
A
S T
O
n i A
.
_ _ / j l 110 K |nl1 You Hava Always Bought
Signature
of
Administrator’s Notice.
N otice
is h r - a F. bv
oivkn
to whom
limy concern t!i.*t the uti«1ei«i^ne*t ha4 » •
I duly i»r»K>inte«t <vdiuii«ibtr»t«»r, with wiil annexed,
of the estate of J . Ja y Brow n, recently deceased,
by the co unty co urt of the state of Oiepon for Folk
cou n ty . All iK-reoi)* holding claim s against th« <*--
tote >>f said dtcti«te»t are therefore notitied t<> p re ­
sen t the sam e, duiv rerifle«!, as by law required
| within six month-« from this d a te ; and nil persons
| owinjr «aid estate are rei|uia<»d to p iy the li m e to me
I a t ••lice, b ated this 2Sth day of .lulv. A. I»., I90‘2.
nancy 0. bro w n ,
i A dm inistrator of th ? estate of J . Ja y Brow n, de-
Tlx* E d ito r T u rn s.
T he youthful author pocketed his re­
jected verses, but he could not swallow
the editor’s criticism .
"»S r." Raid ho. not without dignity, ”a
j ii «‘rased.
I root is born, not made.”
| Townsend ik H art attorney s fur estate.
"Y’oung man,” returned the editor
blandly, "it won’t help your case to try
to shift the blame on to your parents.”
Notice to Creditors.
As Ja m e s Russell Lowell said,
“T here’s a deal o’ solid kicking in the
o t ic e is h e r e b y
o iv k n
that th e
meekest looking mule.”
N
No T e s t e
For
M a th e m a tic s .
"H ow many tim es did you vote in
tho recent election?"
The prisoner was silent.
"A nsw er the question! How many
tim es did you vote?”
"M arse Tom .” pleaded the prisoner,
addressing the Judge, "ain ’t you know
me long enough ter know dat I don’t
kn o w nuttfn’ ’tall ’bout ’rithm etlcs?”—
A tlanta Constitution.
IT o x t .I n p a n o s e
S le e p .
T he Japanese never sleep with the
bead to tbe north. T h is is because the
dead in Jap an are alw ays buried with
the head in that position. In the sleep­
ing rooms of many of the private
houses and o f hotels a diagram of the
I>oints of the compass is posted upon
the ceiling for the convenience of
guests.
D la cn re re d .
Uncle W illiam was v¡siting his mar
Tied niece in the city. At luncheon one
o f the courses consisted o f chicken cro­
quettes, the content» of which wer**
doubly disTuised In “green things."
Uncle William «lug Into one and took
a mouthful H i*com m ent w as: “Gosh!
Uasti!**
un
dcrsitftiwd h ta been uul.v appointed by the
I co u n ty co u rt of th e state of Oregon ior Polk count* *
ndiniiiHtrato*- of the « s i a t i o f M argaret I. B ib co ck ,
j declared. All poison* having claim s against s*id
• ntat« a t* hereby rt-cptirol to piesent thu sam e to
nte, duly verfle«!, » « b y I • w required, a t m y rcsi-
I <’enee at Bellevue, Yamhill co u n ty , O ;egon, with!.-»
six m o nths from the «fate hereof.
1 bate«! this l t ‘i day of A u.'u«t, 1.T12.
Chester W llium JA BCOCIv,
(If Y o u C ou ld
Look
in to th e fu tu r e a n d aee th e co n d itio n
to w h ich y o u r c o u g h , if
w ill b r in g y o u , y o u w o u ld seek
o n ce— a n d t h a t n a tu r a lly w o u ld b e th ro u g h
Shiloh’s
Consumption
f ' 4 4 M ^
V
.1 1 i t *
G u a r a n te e d t o c u r e Con-
su m p tio n . B r o n c h i t i s ,
A i t n m i , a n d a ll L u n g
T ro u b le *. C u re s Cough -? a n d C o ld s in a d ay .
25 c e n ts .
W r ite to S . C. W e l l s St C o .,
L e R o y , N . Y . , f o r f r e e t r i a l b o ttle .
^K»rl'»ClottrRoolTn part fit» the Bloody
SOUTHERN PACIFIC
T IM E T A B L E
CORVALLIS M A IL -D A IL Y
7 80 » m L e ........
Portfauwl..
Ar 5;M) p m
Il 8 a m L«................ Derry...................I.v !;14 p m
Too
O p tim is tic .
"Everything into which he put money
seem s f j have turm il out wrong. I
wondtY what the trouble w as?"
"H e haft iKTsistetitly insisted on mak­
ing a molehill out «T n mountain io con­
sidering obstacles.”—Chicago Dost
11 :M* p m Ar..........
O rv a lU s..
Lv
At Albanj andOnfvalUa ««M.nect with
Oregon C entral ami F altern r a i'road
train» 4
DALLAS P A S S E N G E R - D A IL Y , E X . SUNDAY
C A)' p m Lv
P.rtUn
A r 9 :30 a m
s:15 p m Ar.
f «ai lai
Lv 6.10 a rn
Y A M H ILL DIVISION:
Pauren p rr
f«*ot «*f
*trr«a
AIRI.IK FmEIOITT—T R I W E E K L Y
Lsav e 8:.v, a m
Portland
A rrive i l * p iu
Lea»i- 3 50 p in
. . . Dal»Wi........
A rrive (.SO t p
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m ........... A ¡ríle ......... L e s r t 7:M> a m