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f DAI.LAS OREGON FEBRUARY 14 .902. VOL. XXVI.I. L. N . W O O D S , M. D. Physician and Surgeon, Once a Year P tr a iP i/ " ■ w l j f Dallas, Oregon. - OREGON partment we are offering our entire line of waiots, capes and jackets at 1-4 to 1-2 less their prevailing price, The same is true with our clothing and overcoats. Our prices on rubber goods are always the lowest. If it is in our ad, it is so, and the goods are here and ready to make our statements true. OilUtt over Lank. II. C, Elkin. J K. SIIM.BT, S IB L E Y & E A K IN , ¿V t t o r n o y N - i i t - L u w . Wo have the only set of »Intrust book* In l*olk runty. Reliable aUtraot* furnished, and ni.rney *<• oa . ii . ¿ie eoiniiii-ioioii uharged on loans. Rooms •/ •id 3 Wlla«.ii’* hlouk, Dnlla» J. W rite for Sale Price L is t L. COLLINS, FOR F E B R U A R Y . Utorncy and Counselor at Law, R. E. Bryan S u llc l t o r i n C h a n c e ry . M*.« been ill practlco of his profession In this place ii abeut thirty years, and will attend to all busir.eas dtrustod to his care. Office, corner Main and Court \* Oxlln«, Polk Co, Or J. H. T o w nh k nd A Office ip.tairs in Odd Fellow »’ new block. - - O K 1 Q O N A t t o r n e y a t -L a w . Ottice upstair» in Campbell’ » build- in*. N. L - The « O oo* M i K ile J-fcJJwUnH IIO D I .-— P i e ' s ’ F o o t r T .v o R i a d a . A good tnir .ohoinw? i8 one of the things which *honl(i be found on every | farm whether large or small, remarks an Ohio Farmer writer, who give» the practical information here presented on building the same. The object is to expose meats to the action of creosote resulting from the imperfect coinbus- OREGON. | LU TH ER & CCU j* i P F A T P Q T A T P m IV L A L L O 1 A l L i Timber and Ranch Lands a Specialty^ £ g We are prepared to locate you upon soms of 8? the finest timber claims in Oregon, or if you S want an improved ranch or fruit farm, we can ??, show you just what you are looking for. Call ^ and see us. A ll correspondence promptly a t - ^ tended to. L U T H E R & CO., Dallas, Or. * A TEM PERAN C E TRIU M PH . Í5 * i'.i. : jS w / o ------ B U T L E R & COAD Attorneys-at-Law D A LLA S, OREGON. W ill practice in all cunri». Ollice, over bank. ■ / _______________ CLYCLONE AT FALLS CITY Since the Luckiamute Mill Company Robert A . Miller, Have received their fall and winter stock of A T T O R N E Y -A T -L A W D ry Goods, Boots, Shoes, Etc. EXTEEIOIt AND INTERIOR VII?VST 9 OF AN IM PROVED SMOKEHOUSE. tion of wood or cobs. All that Is nec essary for a smokehouse is a room from the size of an ordinary dry goods box to that of a barn which can be fill Oregon City j * Oregon We defy competition. W e buy evarything. Wei ed with smoko and shut up tight, with sell everything. We keep nothing. Cumtux. conveniences for hanging the articles Room 3, Wainliard budding Bring on your produce, 50 dressed hogs wanted to be cured. In common smokehouses Opposite Courthouse. the lire is made on a stone slab in the Remember we have 500,000 feet of No. fencing! middle of the door. In others a pit is at $5 a M, also a full stock of all kinds of rough ] Land title» and land ollice buginess dug. say a foot deep in the ground, and a specialty. and dressed lumber, shingles, etc. in this pit the Arc is placed. Some times a stone slab Is placed over the Ex-Register Oregon City land office. lire at the height of a foot or so. The first cut is an illustration of a brick smokehouse, built over a cellar LU C AS & DODD, Proprietors. six feet deep. Tbe roof is a relied, and there is no wood about the structure P A IN T E R , « y o g s except the door, and that may be iron. Houae, sign and ornam ental, grain The floor of the structure is made of Iron bars three inches wide and three- sunngtheui that 1 lind rooms on a low ing, kalaoming and paper hanging. eighths of an inch thick set on edge er floor, had climbed too high and had about six inches apart no as to form a O r kook supposed I was entering my own door D t l.u i. • - grating. Over these grates there are One of the number said to me, ’Stand stretched No. 12 wires one inch apart. perfectly still.' Then, turning to one They are made for laying side pieces of his companions, he asked. ’How tOrlfclnal.] of bacon on during the smoking. The came that door to be left unlocked?' “Wlint do you think of the Idea of ‘‘ •When Kill-heart went for a pitcher hams are hung upon inch round iron colonizing the anarch!»!» on an laland. of beer a few minutes ago.' replied the bars stretched across the upper part of i * v m IuSopcndcace for Monmouth and \irlio — 7-ft a m 3:30 p m the house. The ends of the bars are In accordance with the bill recently In man. trembling, ‘I was In the Inner ’T Independnoe for Monmouth and Dalla«- bent in the shape of a letter L, thus troduced In congress'/" asked Perkin» chamber. I did not know that any one a m 7:15 p m forming stays to the building. A few t r * i Moninoulh for Alrlie - , f Mlekler as they were lighting cigars had gone out.’ 3:50 p m spaces are left in the front of the i ftcr dinner. .’• ’You shall pay for this.’ returned •▼••Monmouth for Palla*— house over the door for ventilation. The > a m 7 :*0 p m "I don't think about tbe anarchist the other, who was evidently the chief a « H alrlie for Momnoutn ami Indepenuencn— arch should be thoroughly covered ituestlon at all." Mlekler replied. "It Then, turning to me. he said: ,.w » m & l> w with about two Inches of cement mor Lsav«$ lull at for Mjumou n an ' lime ou t m .1 - rives me a cold chill every time l hear “ Viemuin where you are.’ n o« r in » P »>• tar, which will make a very good the word anarchist” ’•Beckoning to two other members of roof. The hams are hung upon wire PerklnB looked up. somewhat sur the circle, he led them out of the room. R . c. C R A V E N H. K. W I L L I A M * . hooks, which slkle upon the rods. This prised at the Involuntary shudder that I knew they had gone to decide upon P r a ilite n t. * »a b le r , my case. Would they conclude to mur house requires In building 3,000 bricks w. C. VASSALL, a s s is t a n t C a s h ie r accompuillcd Ills friend's words. ”1 don't expect you to feel us I do der me? When they returned. I ex and two masons' labor for two days. The second cut shows a sen t ion of a ii bout the mutter,' Mlekler continued, pected to hear that I must die. The ••because you haven't hud the same ex- lender st- oil. looked nt ine In silence good, cheap and convenient house. It OF DALLAS. OREGON, diffuses the rising smoke nnd prevents lerlence. You hnven't lived under the for n time, then said: Transacts a genernl banking otisi Impression that nt any moment you ” ’Young man. you hnvp committed the rising heat of the fire affecting the u«ss in all its b ran ch ««; buys anti sells might be dropped by a stnb In the a blunder that may cost you your life. meats hanging Immediately above. It is not expensive to build nnd is gen •Achanvre on principal iKiints in flie back." You are free to leave this room, but Ifni ted State«; makes collections on all erally satisfactory. It is of wood, with Perkins scrutinized the speaker for a memlsws of cur circle will Is- appoint brick foundation, and should be plas point« in the Pacific Northwest; loans time, then said: “ Well, tell me nlxiut it. , ed to keep nn ever o|H*n eye upon you. money anti discounts paper at the best Slngnbr that you’ve never mentioned If you ever tell any human being of tered on the Inside. It has a chimney, rate«; allow interest on time deposits. It before.” what you have seen here, you will be C, with an 8 by 12 Inch flue, and a fire "I believe I will,” replied the other. put to death at once. The only way place, B, which is outside below tbe “I’ve kept the secret alt these years, for you to live Is with the secret loeke 1 level of the floor. From this a flue, F, and I ’m dying to tell some one. Be I 11 your breast. If yon reveal It. you is carried under the chimney to the 1 v is it OR. J O R D A N ' S anc«T< sides. I fancy tbc danger Is pretty well cannot be sure that the person in middle of tbe floor, where it opens un over. It happened when I was in Lon- ! whom yon confide Is not s mernlK-r of der a stone table, E. In kindling a fire a valve Is drawn h ; i huit it , in msn««»,eu I don. twelve years ugo this winter. I i our society, nnd If yonr confederate is directing the fire np the chimney. The v.-ns taking a |K>stgrnduate course In ; not a member nnd tells another he will T h e l - A r r « r A n a m « ie a l M u.«*«». IN th e J preen wood or cobs are thrown on, and Woi^. «.r anjr c-n«rse the university, but Instead of paying run the same risk for you both. Go!' 4 :M U * r w r r d hj> th e o l d u l , the valve Is then placed so as to turn t w c u i u t nn th e C on st list- 36 y ears. much attention to lectures I was lead | ’’There was no need to promise seerc OR. JO^DA.!! - DISEASES OF MIIM h i« a gay life with a lively set of stu ey. No promise was asked. I was | the smoke into the house. Both nt the I V P N I I . l t eh c m u « h !y e r a d ic a te d A dents. One night I attended a supper, simply Informed that if I let the secret I upper and lower parts of the chimney fr«tn »y«t«ni w it hour th e u .e o f M m r m m r j T T r s i i M fitted h r an E x p e r t. during which we had all put away a out I must die. 1 turned, fearful that | there are openings. G, G, closed by • • I « a t « lor I t i , l a r s . a *ymck I ! valves regulated from the outside. The radical cure for P l l * » s . E l M o r e and good deal of wine, and nbout 2 o'clock I might get n knife In my back, went P U i - ' w . y D t Jordan's special pi In the morning I started for my rooms. down the stairs, never stopping nt my door has to be made to shut very tight, C e e w lta tlo e free sad »* t k »ty artest«. T r m fw m t p e e - , They were In a building occupied, ns room, going out Into the lighted street. son«' V er br »etter A Cvr* m every ease ^ ■ f a l l t « . Write for Bod P « I L O N O f « T J I understood, as bachelor apartments There I stood for n few minutes, not { 1 i l l R I A S K , >4 s I LUO M l k . ( A vakiaW v bol \ toc s íe s .) C all e r write In all stories except the first or ground knowing what to do. A man enme or* 1 sa n i d * « a co., i s s i M»*«t st.a r. floor. Bidding good night to a comiuin- of tbc building and without noticin',' lon at the street door, l stumbled up me passed oil. I knew he had come to the stairs. The cold sir. following shadow me. and lie did. I dared not ui>on that of the warm room I bad been go back to my room, so I went to a ho supping In, Intensified the effect of the tel. where I put up for the night, or. liquor I had drank, and Instead of stoi>- rather, the morning, for It was nearly TRUCKM AN. ping on the third floor, where I lodged, j day. I went on np to the fifth. Keeling my J “During the rest of my stay In Lon way In the dark hall to my room. I 1 don l was shadowed constantly. Only found a knob In the correct position occasionally would 1 notice any one A fair sbari of patronage solicitai! nnd. turning It, threw open the door.” j keeping me under surveillance, but I giC T IO X OF INEXPENSIVE SMOKEHOUSE. ■ aJ all o-rlar* promptly filled. Mlekler paused and knocked tbe ash knew the terrible eye of tbe anarchist | and all part» of the building must l>e es from his clgnr nervously. circle I had stumbled on was con I made tight. The advantage of such a “ Well, old man, go on.” stantly on me. It was not more than a "The room was brllllsntly lighted, week after my return to America be j house as this is that the smoke Is cool though the shutters to every window fore I received an anonymous commu ed before It Is Admitted. No ash»»s rise were closed, nnd a dozen men were nication notifying me that I would .be with the smoke. Meats may be kept in sitting around a table. As the door under the watch of the American an It the year round without being very — ALL KIND* OF— opened every man started up. and archists. For ten years I continued to much smoked. One seven or eight feet twelve revolvers were pointed st my be shadowed by these people, and square will be found a convenient size for family use. The table placed in the IRON WORK TO ORDER- head. whenever I changed tbe place of my center will be found a great con "The party around the table were as abode I received notice that the society venience in a smokehouse. much surprised as f w ax As soon as was informed of my change. A c m- I could flnrf my tongue I stammered i ple of years ago I made my Inst change, n r excuse for Interrupting them •*- , a n d this time I was surtilscd at not A . .1. M A R T I N , L U C K IA M U T E M IL L C O M P A N Y A THRILLING ENCOUNTER MOTOR TIME TABLE. ? CITY Neglected colds always lead to something serious. They run into chronic bronchitis, pneumonia, asthma, or consumption. Don’t wait, but take Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral just as soon as your cough begins. A few doses will cure you then. D eta.H a o f M a n i t o b a M e a s u r e T h a t H as U een D e c la r e d C o n s titu tio n a l. K F. C O M ) BUTLEIt HALLAS “ I had a bad cough for six weeks end could find no relief until I tried A y e r’ s Cherry Pecto ral. Only one-fourth o f the bottle cured m e.” L. Hawn, Newington, Ont. Three sixes: 25c., enough for nn ordinary cold; 50c., Just right for hronchltto. hoarse ness, harckcolds, etc.: f l , moat economical for chronic cases and to keep on hand. __________J. O. A Y KB OO., Lowell, Maaa. OSCAR HAYTER. DALLAS Son, Dallas. & ■ , .j SM K EH OU SES. B a d Cough* HAKT, A T T O R N E Y S -A T -L A W . E. A l . L A S , I T w IL L P A Y YOU — N. H akt J TOW NSEND A r tiA lia M s tlU IO ;;i 7 '».’iy Reduced Prices iLVil r. V- B EM3REE, M D D A LLA S, Our great sale affords you the opportunity of buying in our uptodate immense as- sortment of first class mer- receiving tlic WMtoinar? notice. I un sullied that, having kept un eye ou ine for tea years, the society wus convinc ed Uiut It was safe to let me alone." "N o w I think of It." Raid Perkins, “you have had a banted look about you.” “Nothing to compare with what I have had within, and If you had seen much of me several years ago you would have seen a walking ghost.” D E N N IS D. R O D M A N. N O 9. RANK IUSEUÜ OF miTOHYi J F. H.MUSCOTT, D a lla s : O r e p o n Dallas Foumiry! Repairing Promptly Done. ED. BIDDLE, - PROP. Rejoicing is general among Canadian prohibitionists because the privy coun cil of London has declared the Mani toba prohibitory measure to be con stitutional. This law was passed by the provin cial legislature early in the summer of 1000, but since then it has been tossed about from court to court with varying hopes of life until now the highest tribunal In Great Britain announces its right to live and do the sendee for which it was brought into being. This service aims nt the closing of all place's where liquor is sold both by the glass and In bulk, with the excep tion of drugstores, where it may be procured for medicinal purposes when so certified by a doctor. The manufac ture of liquor for use outside the prov ince is prohibited, and no liquor can be imported except for the individual’s private use. The dispensing of free drinks and liquor in the flask or bottle is expressly forbidden. The penalty for violating the act is severe, a fine of from $*J 00 to $l.oo<) being imposed for the first offense and Imprisonment with hard labor for tbe second. The act Is not all that prohibitionists desire, but If supported by a strong temperance sentiment it will make an effective measure. Tlie decision of the privy council has also a wider signifi cance than Manitoba, and now that the constitutional power of the provinces is assured there is good reason to be lieve that before long every province with the exception of Quebec will enact prohibitory legislation. ORIGIN O F A B SIN TH . W as O n ce a M e d ic a l R e m e d y , H a s S in c e D e t e r i o r a t e d . bnt cohfllic excess without their owner» ev er having been once drunk.” coolers at a temperature of 50 degrees and the temperature gradually lowered for forty-eight hours until It reachea T h . F r u it, o f A b .lin e a r .. The total abstinence from Intoxicat 3t> degrees and then raised slowly to ing liquors Is consistent with and con 38 degrees. The principal Injury to beef products ducive to the highest degree of physical and mental health and vigor, and such It stated to occur from sending It from abstinence would greatly promote tbe tbe sluughter house to the chtllroom health, the morality and happiness of ; Ivefore tbe animal heat has entirely left tbe people. It la an Indisputable fact ' the carcaaa. This closes the pores, that the use of alcoholic liquors as a and tbe meat retains heal and turns beverage Is productive of a large aour. From 3*1 degrees to 42 degrees la amount of phyalcal and mental dis tbe best temperature for storage rooms ease and that It entails diseased appe for dressed moats. tites and enfeebled constitutions upon X i o r i y V o * SV■ .« Fp lso o lp* offspring and la thus the cause of a The lose of stock In Montana caused large percentage of the worst forma of disease and of the crime anti wretched by poisonous plants baa been estimat ness and pauperism In our large cities ed at from $50.000 to $100,000 per an num. Prior to the present fiscal year and country.—W. G. ITaeselbarth. there was no simple nnd reliable way of saving stock when poisoned, but W H E A T AS FEED. now, by a series of careful experi n e w neat to r t l l l . e It F e e Cattle. ments conducted at the request of the S h eep ■ ■ » H owe. Montana authorities, the department The high price of corn and compara baa shown that If a small tablet con tive cheapness of wheat having made a sisting of permanganate of potaeh and new situation out of the feeding ques sulphate of aluminium be promptly tion In the west, tbe Iowa Homestead administered tbe greuter part of this comments a» follows on tbe use of tbe loss ean be averted. The action of the latter: permanganate la to oxidise and de Considering tbe two grains as to tbelr stroy the poison still remaining unab- feeding vnlue for swine, sheep or cat sorbed in tbe stomach, and this action tle, wheat Is at leant equal If not su la Intensified b y tbe ealphnte of alu perior to corn. In the case of swine minium. The poisonous plants that and sheep tbe experimental work which respond to this treatment are, so far ha» been done seems to Indicate that as ascertained, larkspur and poison the wheat will yield a higher rate of cams», the two plants that cause most gain for a given quantity fed than the of the losses in Montana.—Report of corn. The experimental work has been Secretary of Agriculture. limited with cattle, but from tbe re sults In practice It Is evident that wheat T k , D a ta F a t a . Is equally satisfactory. The date palm Is of special value In Compering the chemical composition the hot southwestern country, since It «f the two grains, we find that wheat j thrive« and fruits best where the sum Is n little richer In protein than corn; mers are long and hot, aa In Arizona that It nlsh contains n larger per cent and California. The establishment of of carbohydrates, hut has not quite so tbe date palm Industry In this section, much fnt. Combining what we know therefore, would make It possible to of the chcmlcnl composition and the utilize much of tbe land there which, practical results from feeding the two though Irrigable, Is too alkaline for or grains, considered In conjunction with dinary crops. the ndvnnee In tlie prices per pound. It One T h in * a n d A n o th e r. would seem advisable to recommend the feeding of wheat In preference to Oats have been selling at unusually corn In those districts where the condi high prices In Chicago. tions we have named prevail. The prairie dog of the great plains Fed to hogs. It Is likely that the best that stretch from Montana and the results will be obtained by grinding Dakotas Into Texas Is Increasing rap the whent nnd feeding It with milk. idly owing to the destruction of Its For sheep the preference Is decidedly natural enemies, to the serious Injury In favor of feeding It whole. The of pasture grasses. sheep seem to relish the grain better Because the whole subject of Irriga and certainly make more progress on ft tion Is new development has outgrown when It is fed In a whole condition. organization. W e have built ditches In using It for cattle It may be fed and dried up streams faster than we either ground or whole, but It would have evolved laws and customs for the seem lmrdly advisable to Incur the ex protection of the users of their water». tra expense of grinding It, ns the cattle Michigan sugar beet manufacturers are capable of completely utilising It, are preparing to form an association and If bogs follow the steers there Is no for the promotion of their Interests. likelihood of the grain being wasted. An Illinois swine grower says that At the Ohio station trials were msde the most profit I d corn fed hogs Is de In feeding wheat meal and cormneal, rived at from 250 to 300 pounds weight, and the result shows their value to he and they are also tbe best sellers In tha about equal, thereby Indorsing the opin market ion that when wheat Is cheaper than N l a h t l g A s e e a ls . corn It should have the preference. “Some people are never satisfied,” re- marked the stage carpenter. H AN DLING BEEF AND PORK. “What now?” asked tbe scone shifter. “Why, I Just heard little Eva say she W h e n F r e e s l n a Ta I n j n r l o n s —O e t t ln is was tired of going to paradise."—Chica t h e A n ln m l I l e a « O n t o f t h e W en t. go News. When tbe night following the killing Is warm, the hind quarters of beeves T h a t Is L a v a . are sometime» split open to ullow them There was a young man named Pete, W h o th ou gh t he w a s v e r y d iscreet to cool more rapidly. Temperatures T ill he m et a aw eet girl. above 50 degrees, with moist air, dam N o w hla brain » In a w hirl, age fresh meats very quickly. Meat, A n d he c a n 't tell hts head fr o m hla feet. —C h elaea O aaette. and particularly pork, that has beeo frozen and afterward thawed does not L i v i n g r * t o H la H a g n S n t la a . keep a» well a» tlmt which has been Paul—They say Frank la a first rate »Imply chilled. Fork Intended for cur shorthand man. ing should never be frozen. George—That's right. Whenever I Meat bung up In the open air until suggest that he hand over tbe $10 bo tbc animal beat ha.< pansod off Is »aid to keep better than that placed In cold owes me he alwsys happens to be short. storage Immediately after being killed, Temperance people in Europe were recently much surprised nt the discov ery that the deadly absinth was origi nally nn extremely harmless medical remedy, says a writer In the New York Herald. It was a French physician who first used It. Ills name was Ordinaire, nnd he was living as a refugee at Couvet, In Switzerland, nt the close of the eighteenth century. Like many other country doctors nt that time, he was also a druggist, and his favorite reme dy was a certain elixir of absinth, of which he alone had the secret. At his death he bequeathed the for and It 1» better to follow this method mula to his housekeeper. Mile. Grand- If practicable even where cold storage pierre. and she sold It to the daughters 1» available. After the animal beat Is of Lieutenant Ilenrlod. They cultivat all, out tlie men* should bo nut Into ed in their little garden the herbs nec essary for concocting it. and after they When » had distilled a certain quantity of the o m a n ia nervous her liquid they sold it on commission to f . VWy u< "^imagina* 7 ')-x 1n Itinerant peddlers, who quickly dis- tion {fives I h > hch 1 of It in the adjacent towns and v ^ fantastic villages. and threat Finally during the first decade of the ening nineteenth century n wealthy distiller shapes to purchased the formula, and very soon the moat fa afterward he placed on the market the miliar ob ject!. Bv day modern absinth, which differs greatly she starts in fear from the old medical remedy, s in c e at everv sudden the latter contained no alcohol and or unfamiliar very little absinth. sound. By night the furni ture of her room DRINK AND T H E BRAIN. takes on af f l o w th e F o r m e r O r a d n a lly W e a k e n s frighting forms th e L n tte r. of ghost or gob lin. You can’t Dr. riouKton of Edinburgh asylum. ^reason with the Scotland, writes to The Health Month merves. Neither ly: logic nor love "I iuii safe In saying that no man In can quiet them. dulges for ten years continuously, even They must be though he was never drunk In all that nourished and then the outcry of tbe time, without being psychologically nerve« will cease as naturally as a hun changed for the worse, and If the habit gry child ceases to cry when fed. For nervous women there is no lietter goes on after forty years the change Is apt to be faster and more decided. W e ionic and nervine than Dr. Pierce’s Fa vorite Prescription. It cures the dis sec It In our friends, and we know what eases which produce nervousness in the end will be. but we cannot lay bold women, irregularity, debilitating drains, of anything In particular. Their for inflammation, ulceration and female tune and works suffer, and yet we dare weakness. It tratic^uilizes the nerves, not say they are drunkards, for they encourages the appetite, and induces re freshing sleep. are not. "W h en I bejr»n tnkiriff your medicine I was "It all depends ou the original Inher not able to stand on my feet ten minutes at a ent strength of the brain how long the time." w rite« Mr«. Hattie Borradnile. o f t ij Spring Street. Nashville Tenn "H ad ratlin* downward course takes. Usually some of « te r ««, and kidney ana liver disease, nnd wna Interrurrcnt diseases or tissue degener ■»> wenk and nervous I conld not keep atilt Would take nervou« «pell* and almost die at ation ruts off the msD le-fore he has a times. I had several «lifferent doctors attend chanee of getting old. I liave seen such ing, tnat they could not do me any good. The one I hud said I would never get up again a man simply pass Into senile dementia last Told him that I was taking your * Favorite Pre before he was an old man from mild, scription ’ and r.olden Medical Diacovcry ' and he said. * Might juat as well take that much respectable alcoholic excesa without water each day.’ hot But I thought I w««ild would rive the laned the any alcoholism or preliminary outburst medicine a (air trial, before I had Anisned first two liottles I win able to get outside the at all. house sad walk around the yard. I kept ou “I am sure I bare seen strong brain* takiag the medicine«* nnd they cured me. Dr. F ie r c e ’ « I’ellets cur» biliouaneaa. In our profession, at tbe bar and In i bqglaess break down from chronic aJ- / H e W o u ld D e I t C h ew p. A n d If yo u ’ re v e r y , v e ry ra w . Oh. M r. B u ll, perhaps you m ig h t G et K u d y a rd ’ 8 b ra w n y b ro th er-in -la w T o help you set the m a tte r rig h t! —C h ica g o R e c o rd -H e ra ld . T h e P r o p e r T h in g . Bess—I’m sure I'd make a model wife. Nell—I f you have faith In your con victions, why don't you marry an urt- IstT-N ew York World. The B lessin g o f P o v e rty . T h is is w h a t, that sh a k y day, T h e y heard the old man h oller, 'T h e bank Is broke, but th a n k th e L o rd 1 n ever o w n ed a d o lla r!” —A tla n ta C on stitu tion. %Ned—Clara says you are a perfect gentleman. Fred—Why, she doesn’t know me! Ned—That'» what I told her.—Smart Bet A R e m in is c e n c e o f J o ly . T h is ea rth w ith bllasards seem s to teem . I t Is » fro a ty apot. Y o u ’ d scarce b elieve It Is the sam e T h a t erstw h ile wan no hot. —W a s h in g to n S tar. One W a y to K e e p T h e m . Mrs. Fuss- I haven't kept my last hired girl a month. Mr». Flip— IH*tir me! Do you keep her locked up?—Ohio Btate Journal. T w o C lo o o e a . O f am ateurish sin gers W e kn ow tw o kinds, Just tw o. T h e y ’ re those w ho enn't and do n ot A n d those w h o can ’ t and do. —P h ila d e lp h ia Press» In im e s a u r s b le . "IIow long was Bronson's hpeecb?” MI don't know. I didn't have my gu# meter with me.”—Life. F i r s t a n d L a a t. T h e first step o ften tries a m an W h en he w ould < lim b fa m e a lo ft y sta ir. A n d the last step o ftsn Java him— I f In the dark, and It Isn’ t there. -C h ica g o N e w a — A