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outside stnTks split the edible part in halves lengthwise or in quarters ALL OVER THE HOUSE. if the stalk is very thick. Whittle Read T h is , and Y en W ilt K n ew Hew the root end down to a point. Wash to M ake a P e rfe c t O m elet. each portion perfectly clean in very To the average cook an omelet cold water, then put a layer of i>' fiiujily eggs, salt, pepper and bnt- chipped ice in the bottom of a long ter in combination with a hot skil deep dish and place a layer of celery let. To those who eat the omelet on the ice, dust the celery with it is well known that it is of all ! granulated sugar, then put on a dishes the most uncertain. . One layer of chipped ice, then one of may draw a prize in the shape of a celery and so on till all the celery tender, delicate, creamy omelet is closely packed in ice, not forget flavored to a turn and tempting to ting to dust each layer lightly with the last degree, or the dish may be the sugar. When all is packed, tough and leathery, solid and taste stand the dish in the icebox until less— a most unappetizing blank. ready to serve, then take the celery The omelet is usually made with out of its packing and lav it in a the eggs broken together in a bowl celery dish with freshly chipped ice and beaten just enough to mix thor over it. ____ oughly. The skillet should be kept for the puqio.se and should be per F o r th e H o u se w ife . fectly clean. Holding a bit of but In cleaning papier mache articles ter the size of a walnut it is put use a sponge moistened with cold over a clear, hot fire. Pour in the water. They may be polished with egg and fold over as it “sets,” tak flour and a flannel cloth. ing care to add the salt and pepper On a large scale, but equally sim just before it is taken from the fire. ple in design, are the desks that .An expert chef puts a few drops of open at both sides and thus may be vinegar in the edge of the pan, let used by two persons at the same ting it run around the omelet, tim e without any inconvenience. which gives an additional touch of They are supplied with a double set delicious tenderness. The ome o f pigeonholes and do not take up let puff has the whites and yolks much room. beaten separately and thoroughly, For the country cottage game of the whites folded in carefully as the euchre or bridge wliist an ingenious egg is poured into the saucepan.— manufacturer has devised a round Harper s Bazar. table of convenient size, with low backed, comfortable chairs that slip C risp and Appetizing Celery. in under the table when not in use. To prepare celery so it is crisp T o Rem ove D irt Fro m C a rp e ts. and appetizing cut off all the out For housewives who pride them side stalks, leaving only the tender white part. This is not wasteful, selves upon spotless floor coverings ns all the coarse stalks and the root The Druggists’ Circular gives the ends may be used for soups or for following recipe for removing spots stewip'r. A fter Rtripoing off the of dirt from carpets: “Make a suds with,a good white soap and hot water and add fuller’s Ferry*« Heeds m a k e go o d crops, go o d r c ro p s m a k e m o re cus- r t o m e rs —so each y e a r the c ro p s a n d c u sto m ers have g r o w n greater. T h a t’s the secret o f the F e rry fam e. M o re F e r r y ’s H eed s s o ld a n d so w n than a n y o th e r kin d . H old b y a ll dealers. ^ 19 0 tN eed A n n u a l F K E E . A D . M . Perry A. C o . 11 D e t r o it , I J M loh. J earth to this until the consistency of thin cream. Have plenty of clean drying cloths, a small scrub bing brush, n large sponge and a pail of fresh water. Put some of the cleansing mixture in a bowl and dip the brush in it; brush a small piece of the carpet with this; then wash with the sponge and cold water. Dry as much as possible with the sponge and finally rub with dry cloths. Continue this till you are sure that all the carpet is clean; then let it dry.” Im ita tio n A n tiq u es. I f You Could LoolT A JL to into which the future and see the condition your cough, i f neglected, w ill b rin g you, you w ould seek relief at in a that naturally w ould be through Shiloh’s Consumption Cure Guaranteed to cure Con sumption, B r o n c h i t i s , A a t n r n a , and all Lung Troubles. Cures Coughs and Colds in a day. 516 cents. W rite to 8. C. W e l l s & Co., L c Roy, N . Y., for free trial bottle. ^K arT«CloverRooH re«j>arlfle^ Final Settlement. There not being enough antique furniture to go around, and antique lining “Ilie” thing nowadays, the firms which make a specialty of that sort of goods are overwhelmed with orders for imitation antiques. Imi tation Chippendale does not, of course, cost as much as the real arti cle, but it is possible to spend a good den! of money upon “new an tique” furniture. It is a fad that a poor man cannot indulge in with impunity. At the Paris exhibition replicas were shown of famous pieces of antique furniture which wore valued at $¿0,000. To W a sh S c a rle t F la n n e l. To wash scarlet flannel mix a o t i c k ih i i k u k i i y g i v k n t h a t t h e u n - handful of flour in a quart of cold dernigned ha« filed his Anal account in the To matter of the «state of F. W.Plumbeck,-iece»»ed, and water and boll ten minutes. Monday, January 6,1902, at. the hour of 1 o’clock in., iia» he«u appointed by the county court of this add some warm suds made with Oregon, for I*.»lk county, as the time castile soup nnd then wash the flan 6 e for state the of hearing of objectioneto said final account and the »ettlement thereof. All persons are there nel gently, rinsing rather than rub fore notified to appear at said time and show cause, bing it. Now rinse in two or three if any exist, why the said account should not he an an- prvved and the administrator of said estate and ills hi« preved waters of the same temperature— bondsmen discharged. just comfortably warm to the bands, Dated this Mth dav of November, 1901 D W SEARS not hotter—and hang out to dry in Administrator of the estate of F. \V. Plumbeck’, de the shade. By this method the ceased. Townsend A Hart, attorneys. color should remain unchanged in the flannel after many washings. N Citation. C o sm ic C u st. In the county court of the state of Oregon It has often been claimed that the for the County of Polk. In the matter of the estate of Cornelius P. presence of nickel in dust is a suffi Unruh, deceased.—Citation. cient criterion to distinguish it ns To Anna Toews, Katie Unruh, Maria tin- ruh. Claude Unruh and Walter Unruh, o f cosmic rather than of terrestrial origin. It has lately been shown lioire of said, deceased, greeting: IK TH E NAME OPTHK STATE OF that nickel is found in soot nnd Oregon, you and each of you are hereby cited and required to appear in the county court of hence that niekeliferous dust may the state of Oregon for the county of Polk, at bo terrestrial. Gallium also is the court room thereof, in Dallas, in the coun found in nil aluminous minerals, in ty of Polk, on the 6th day of January, 1002, at' 1 o’clock, p in,, of said dav, then anti there many flue dusts, in many iron ores, to.»bow cause, if any there lie, whv the peti in soot and in atmospheric dust. tion of David Peters, administrator of said estate, tiled in this court on the 7th day of November. 1901, praying an order to sell the following dcacrihed real property belonging to aaid estate at adm.nUtrator's sale ahou'd nut he granted, to-wit: Hegi n ng at a point on the north boundary line of the donation land claim of Pleasand Orchard and wife, notifica tion No. 1,906, claim No. 58. in township 6 south, range 5 we.*t, of the Willamette mer idian in Polk county, state of Oregon, which ie 24.00 chain» east of tl e southwest corner "f the donation land claim of John M Fast and are among the best known va if«*, notification 1,900, in »aid township j of the many dangerous and range aforesaid, running them* ■ erst I wild plauts and ahrubs. 37.US chains to the partition fence dividing To touch or handle them the tend« herein de«cri>>ed from the lands for merly owned by C. P. Zuniwalt; thence south quickly produces sw elling M 9i chains, thence west 29 30 chain* to tl»* ami in.lamination with in- west boundary of the donation land claim of j tense itching and burning George W. Wilson, notification No. 7,00'*; of the »kin. The eruption thence north 1126 chains to the township soon disappears, the suf- line, thence west 7..W chain*, thence no'tn i ferer hopes forever; but w 38.76 chains, tl e ce west lft 46 chains, them • almost a» soon at the little blisters and north 17} degrees vaat 93-100 cl ains. theucu pustules appeared the poison had reached east 13.36 chains, thence north S 23 chains to the blood, end will break out at regular the place of beginning, containing 208.2ft intervals and each time in a more aggra acre* of land more or less. WITNESS the Hon. J. E. Sibley, judge vated form. This poison will loiter in the ot the county court of the sta'e system for years, and every atom of it of Oregon, for the county of must be forced out of the blood before you [ s k a i. Polk, with the senlof said court can expect a perfect, permanent cure. affixed, this 8th day of Nov, A. D., 1901. Nature's Aiiltoic Attest: l T. S. I.ougharv, clerk. Published by order of .1. E, Sibley, county FOR N r » _______________________________ N im re’s Ptistis, B r i g h t ’s D i s e a s e . WOMAN AND FASHION An A ttra c tiv e Ten G tn x x m m ta s i acü S H O B r: J ack et. The ten Jacket shown In the lllustra- j tlon is o f pale blue cloth edged with a w hite guipure lace frill and adorned with u large, stylish lace collar to match. B in e ribbon coniines the full- ostò I t »3 5 3‘f * * ;* | W tt V # * fc M S U VeJiM ro r-T lifta t¿ n Tho \ ■ c E ¡ fic ta * » « , - m U A lb Alwavs Bsu’ ht AVfegetabk Prcpr \:ti "• for As / sim flaiiufi ih eF o o d an d ltefiu la - ling the S loinuclB nnd D oyw 13 of Promotes Digeslion.ChperluI- ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium,Morphine norMineral. N o t N m ic o t ic . JtKtf* af IM 0-SN41 ELPtTWiSn PttrnfJru SscA ~ Aix.Jauut * in A m U/Z# W*r- stnise .SnW * Us 6 Aperteci Remedy forConsüp* lion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness mul L o s s o f S l e e p . For Over fhirty Years Facsimile Signature of n e w BLOB CLOTH AND LACE, ness a t th e w a is t a n d trim s th e sleeves T h e u p p e r sleeve is o f cloth, an d th e full u n d e rsle e v e an d c h e m ise tte a r e of w h ite lib e rty Hutln, w h ile th e collar baud I k of b lu e velvet.—P h ilad elp h ia L edger. Tnn H o o ts n n il M uni lie F u rry . M any fa b ric s know n ns d ra p d e zlb- ellne a r e e x a g g e ra te d In th e ir silk y an d fu rry ap p e a ra n c e to a n exceptional de gree, w hile one or tw o colors a re In ter m ingled on ground colors of g ray s, m as tic, S evres blues, fraise cerassoes nnd brow ns. Long w hite or black h a irs a p pear to float over th e w hole m ix tu re, and indescribable checks, broken stripes, colored knotted woolen spots, are Interw oven on th is novelty. A sh o rt pile sa tin faced b eav er cloth kn o w n as d rap de p anne Is equally fav o red w ith a coarse can v a s cloth. II 1 o i . n o and N o r fo lk J a c k e t«. T ak in g tin* place w ith m any w om en of th e E to n an d bolero, w hich still, how ever, hold fav o r am ong a u tu m n robes, are th e blouse Ja ck ets w ith tu r n dow n N apoleon collar, or oue In Alglon shape, w ith or w ith o u t th e sk irt pep- luin, c u t In circ u la r form , or th e new Norfolk Jacket, m ade w ith silk s titc h ed, a d ju s ta b le p laits th a t ta p e r from b en eath th e edges of a shaped yoke to th e w aist. A n arro w stitch ed b elt de fines the slig h t dip a t the fro n t, and th e close sleeves a re nm de w ith tw o seams. A ft t y l U h G ra y IC T M t H exact copy or w rapper . THE CENTEUH COM..NV, NEW YO.K CITY. Shoes. B row n boots an d shoes are In v aria bly. let It I k * rem em bered, tin* m ost cor rect an d convenient footgear w hen trav elin g , for obvious reaso n s, and, when w ell m ade, can no longer have th e rep ro a ch leveled a t th em of being clum sy or a p p a re n tly Increasin g th e size of th e foot. T h e A m erican Shoe com p an y —and, indeed, m ost of th e best b ootm akers—h ave now b ro u g h t the brow n shoe am i boot to a point of per fection lu sh a p e an d color w hich leaves nothing to be desired by th e m ost fas tidious. a n d In th is connection it is w orth rem a rk in g th a t brow n sto ckings should a lw a y s m atch th e to n e of leath er in one’s boot or shoe, th e union of color in both being one of those de tails w hich a w ell d ressed w om an will be ca re fu l to consider. F a b ric « Z7T ' YORK. fla t . T h o C z a r’s T a r t a r S e rv a n ts . A n It I * D o n t* ft’ ovF. She—W hy doc’s a «hip h av e to w eig h The Tartar servants of the czar commanded the respect of the [ Its a n c h o r every tim e it leav es p o rt? H e—W ell—e r —you see, th e w e ig h t is maitres d’hotol at Compiepne. They only drank milk, water or tea, were c o n s ta n tly c h a n g in g on acc o u n t of th e b in n acles ¿now <m it in th e water. solier in eating and quite as faith —P h ila d e lp h ia 1 toss. ful to the czar as the do” that was always with him. They lire sons of G o t.« a C h i l l . the prophet. The Orthodox serv ikln, ants were too fond of the juice of the vine and of more potent bever ages. There are, a Russian tells me, 000,000 Tartars in Russia. Xo Russian can obtain a situation as servant for which a Tartar com- j petes. They are extremely quick and handy. Their nimble pace would alone enable one to distinguish them from Russians, who have a heavy, waddling gait. — London Truth. ______________ IVoltcn W ood. Molten wood is reported as a new invention discovered by M. do Gall, inspector of forests at Lemur, France. By moans of dry distilla tion and high pressure the escape of developing ga. vs is prevented, there- | hv reducing t’.o wood to a molten j condition. Ai\er co"ling off the I mass a>- i.m - the character of coal, vet wiil.c it showing a trace of the rgauic structure of that mineral, i bis i.'ov bod i 1 hard, but can be rapid mid polbhed at will; is im- aerviors to r - r ami acids and is ih - f ct •! ti iial nonconductor.— “ F o r s i x y e a r « I w a s » v ic t im o f d y s p e p s i a in i t s w o r s t fo rm , i c o u ld e a t n o th in g h u t m ilk t o a s t , a n d a t tim e s m y s to m a c h w o u ld n o t r e t a i n a n d d i g e s t e v e n t h a t . L a s t M a rc h 1 b e g a n t a k i n g C A S C A R E T S a n d s in c e t h e n I h a v e s te a d i ly im p ro v e d , u n t il I a m a s w e ll a s I ever w a s in m y life ." D a v i d H. M u i i p h y . Newark, O. Pioneer White Lead IS A B S O L U T E L Y P U R E AND W IL L O U T W E A R A LL O THER LEA D S If your local dealer does not carry it, write to us and we will see that you K«t it. i W. P. Fuller & Co., PO RTLAN D , O REGO N . sren c-Y H E y : Pleasant. Palatablo. Potent. Taste Good. Uo Good, Never Stcicen. Weaken, or Gripe. 10c. -Cc. 50c. ... CURE C O N S T IP A T IO N . 3) i S 0 -T 0 -3 Â Q 5 l * sa . Final Settlement. o t ic e N ift h e r e b y g i v e n th at the i n dsreigued administrator of the estate of ('has A ' Nswtstls, doeoased. hen filed his Inal account m such *4m isiftr»(or In tlioeountv .-curt of Polk county Oregon, ami that said court ha« set the hearing Ihtrrofon Saturday. Dec. I f , 1901, at the hour of 1 o'clock In the afternoon of said day.and all persons having objection» to the same are i. »tilled to preesnt them to seid court on or before »aid time. Dated, this ISth da) of Nov, 1901 W Administrator 0bas A H PARR’ SH. with will annexe«! of the eatate of C V A S T O R IA or Influiti and Children. Ilf KM Y n K ivi Always Bought A SSS Mr. 8. M. Marshall, bookkeeper o f the Atlanta ( p * ) G a « bight Co., was poisoned with Poison o.*k. He took Sulphur Arseni« end various other drugs, and applied externally numerous lotions su«l salves with no benefit. At times the ew ellin* and inflammation w as so nr« ere he was almost blind. For eight yenrs the poi*<n would break out every season rtts condition wee much Improved after taking one bottle o f 8. 8. 8 . and a few bottle« den red his blood o f the poison, end a ll ovidcoces o f tho disease dt (appeared People are o f t e n poisoned without knowing when or how. Explain your case fully to our physicians, and they will cheerfully give such information and ad vice as yon require, without charge, and we will send at the same tim e an interest ing book on Blood and Skin Diseases. Do Th eyf Girls who w e a r fan cy shoestrings shouldn’t get m ad if a man looks at tbclr feet. B e fo r e nnd A fte r . Before msrrisgr I really thought Thst in the right 1 wss strong; 3 o R I ' m told I am quite weak la all excepting what » wrong. i T Boors the •f mm l# : M . ' o n i , Y n Hm I -S : ■ b t S p RipansTabules Doctors Find A Good Prescription For Mankind. The largest ¡sum ever paid for a pre- Gubeot liv ed th ro u g h th e m o st ev ription, ch an ged hand»» in »San F ra u - fu! p erio d s of m o d ern F ra n ce. H e wax- neCOf A u g u st 30tl», 1901. T h e lum b born lu 1787 am id th e m u tterin g « of the er in volved in coin uiul stock $ 112,500 rev o lu tio n . G u izo t’s p a re n ts w ere m ur uid wtu paid by a p tn y <d busin ess ried by u pro scrib ed P ro te s ta n t p asto r, nen lor a «p-cific for B righ t's «liseaso an d his b irth w as n ev er legally regis uni d iab etes, h i th e r to incurable dis* tered. Hin fa th e r, w ho w a s a n ad v ó >asea. T hey c o m m e n c e d the serious cale, used h is ta le n t fo r pub lic speuk- nvestigaliu n « f th e specific N ovem ing lu th e In te re s ts of th e persecuted ber 15*1», 1900 They interview ed P ro te s ta n ts an d becam e a m ark ed m an. core« of the c u ie d and tried it ou t on A fter liv in g fo r se v e ra l w eek s In d a n .ta m erit« by p u ttin g over th r e e d ez- ger of his life he w as a t la s t arre sted , 41) case« on the treatm ent and w atch- u n w illin g ly enough, by a g en d arm e w ho mg th em . T h ey also got p h y sicia n s k n ew an d resp ec te d him. o n am e ch ron ic, in cu rab le case« ami “S h all I let you escap e?” said th e idiiiin istered it with the p b y -icisn « lor man. judge«. U p to A u g u st 2 $ ih , e ig h ty “ A re you m a rrie d ? ” replied M. G u i ■«even per cen t of th e test cdh « were zot. n th er well or progrs««ii»g ltt\<*r«bly. “ Yes. I h av e tw o c h ild re n .” There b ein g but th irteen per c en t of “ A nd so h av e I,” replied th e prisoner, rtilure«, the p a rlies w eie Metis lied and “b u t you w ou ld h av e to p ay fo r me. •losed the tra n sa ctio n . T he proceed L et u s go o n .” ings of the in v estig a tin g c o m m itte e T h ey w e n t on, an d M. G u izo t died on m d the c lin ica l rej>ort« of the teat th o scaffold a few d a y s la te r. A t th is case« were published a n d w ill bo m a il tim e F ra n co is, th e f u tu re sta te sm a n , w ho w a s th e e ld er o f th e tw o child ren , ed free on ap p lica tio n . A ddress Jo h n w as six an d a h a lf y e a rs old a n d nl J. F u lto n C om p any, 4 20 M o n tg o m ery w ay s p re se rv e d th e recollection of go street, San F ra n cisco , C aliforn ia. in g to see h is f a th e r In priso n , o r w h at T h e to P u b llo . w a s eu p h em istica lly called th e ho u se of A llow m e to say a few w ords in ju stic e .—G en tle m a n ’s M agazine. praise of C h am b erlain ’s Cough R e m ed y. I bad a very severe co u g h and D ix ie P r e d o m i n a n t . l i e w a s fro m th e c o u n try an d stood cold and feared th a t I would get help lessly b efo re th e h a u g h ty young p u eu m o n ia , b u t after ta k in g the sec- ond d ose of th is m ed icin e I felt bettor lad y clerk o f th e d o w n to w n store. “ W h a t do y ou w a n t, p lease?” sh e d e three b o ttles of it cured m y cold and the p ain s in m y ch est d issap peaied m anded Icily. respectfully lie gulped down bl3 e m b a rra ss m e n t, en tirely. I *am m ost for* be w a s hopelessly y o u n g an d shy yours for h ea lth , R alph &, M yers, fi4 street, VV h eelin g , an d awkward, nnd sh e w a s a m o st su T h irty-seven th W est V irg in ia . F or sa le by A dam R. perior looking creature. “ I w a n t tw elv e y a rd s o f b lu e p red o m W ilson in a n t,” he finally said. F o r O v e r F ift y Y e a r s . “ W h a t? ” d em an d ed th e s ta rtle d clerk. A n o ld a n d well trie d re m e d y . Mr«. “T -tw elv e y a rd s o f b-b-blue p red o m W in slo w ’s S o o th in g S y ru p ha« b« en in a n t,” lie sta m m e re d ag ain . “ I’m su re I d o n ’t k n o w w liat you used fo r o v e r fifty y e a r s by m illio n s of m ean .” said th e clerk . T h en , w o m an ly m o th e rs for th e ir c h ild r e n w h ile t e e th k in d n ess a n d In tu itio n g e ttin g th e b e t ing, w ith p e rfe c t su c cess. I t so o th e s te r o f h e r h a u te u r, sh e sa id . “T ell m e i.he c h ild , so fte n s th e g u m s , a lla y s a ll j u s t w h a t it w as y o u r m o th e r or y o u r p a in , cu re« w in d co lic a n d is th e h est rem ed y fo r d ia r rh o e a . I* pit »isant to s is te r told you to b rin g .” h e ta s te . S o ld b y d r u g g is ts in ev ery l i e g av e a sig h o f relief a n d sa id : “T h ey w a n te d som e w a s h goods fo r p a rt of th e w o rld . 25 c e n ts a b o ttle , my little s is te r’s d ress. T h ey said th ey its v a lu e is in c a lc u la b le . B e s u r e a n d w ere n o t so p a rtic u la r a s to q u a lity an d isk fo r M rs. W in s lo w ’« S o o th in g S y color, j u s t so I got blu e p red o m in an t. rup a n d ta k e n o o th e r k in d . C an ’t I g e t It h e re ? ” —M em p h is S cim i A w in te r tr ip fo s o u th e rn C a lifo rn ia ta r. __________________ a n d A riz o n a via th e fam o u s S h a s ta Not In O nler. R o u te is o u e n e v e r to he f o rg o tte n . In a c e rta in L a n a rk s h ire v illag e a R e n e w e d a c q u a in ta n c e w ith th is s e c m eetin g w a s called to c o n sid er th e a d tio n w ill e v er d ev elo p fre sh p o in ts of v isa b ility o f e re c tin g a b rid g e o v er a i n te r e s t a n d ad d ed so u rces of e n jo y creek w hich h ad been h e re to fo re cro ss m e n t u n d e r its s u n n y sk ie s, in th e va ed by m ean s o f ste p p in g sto n es. rie ly of in te r e s ts a n d ad d ed in d u s tr ie s , T h e sc h o o lm a ster, who p resid ed over in its p ro lific v e g e ta tio n an d a m o n g th e m eeting, w arm ly a d v o c a te d th e its n u m b e r le s s re so rts of m o u n ta in , erectio n of a b r id g t^ in a n elo q u en t s h o re , v a lle y a n d p la in . T w o tr a in s speech, w hen a local w o rth y , w h o w as leav e P o r tla n d d a ily , m o r n in g an d so m e th in g o f a c h a r a c te r an d n o te d for e v e n in g for C a lifo rn ia . T h e se tr a in s his o u tsp o k e n n ess, g o t u p a n d in te r are e q u ip p e d w ith th e m o s t im p ro v e d ru p te d : pal t e r n of s ta n d a rd a n d to u r is t sle ep “ H oot. toot, sc b u le m a lste r. y o u 'r e f a ir in g c a t s , a n d th e low r a te s blace tlm h a iv e rin ’, mon! W h a w ad g a n g a n ' tr ib in re tch of a ll. F o r illu s tra te d p u t a b rig o w e r sic c a n a w ee b it c re e k guide« oi C a lifo rn ia a n d A riz o n a w in as y o n ? L osh. m on, L cu d cro ss it w i’ te r re so rts, a d d re ss It. B. M iller, G e n a s ta n n in ’ ju m p !” e ra l F a ts e n g e r A g e n t, P o rtla n d O re “ O rd er, o rd e r!” exclaim ed th e c h a ir go n . m en a n g rily . “ You a re c le a rly o u t of o rd er.” T h ro a t S o re ? “ I ken I ’m o o t o’ o rd e r.” re jo in e d th e T h e re is i.o te llin g w h a t a so re In te rru p te r am id th e la u g h te r of th e t h r o a t will d o if y o u % iv e it r ig h t of au d ien ce. “ I f I w as in o rd e r. I cu d wuv. U n c e r ta in re m e d ie s o ften c a u s e ju m p a s fa u r a g a in !” — L o n d o n A n d a n g e ro u s d e la y . M ak e a c u re s u re sw ers. w t i P a in k ille r, k n o w n for h a lf a cen - D r es n spot ifi*- for to e H iro at, V e r y T ire d . I t h a s rem a in e d fo r a little g irl to c r o u p , c o u g h .', a n d all k in d ie d tr o u n early . If not q u ite, e q u a l a fa m o u s bles. K e e p it by y o u fo r a n e m e r w itticism of L eigh H u n t. O f c o u rse g en c y . I t n ev er fails. A void s u b s ti she rpoko in ch ild ish innocence, w h e re t u t e s tn e r e is b u t o n e P a in k ille r, P e r th e E n glish e s s a y is t a n d w it used his ry J a ' is. 25 a n d 50 c e n ts . rip en ed in tellect. H u n t, in d e sc rib in g a n ex ceed in g ly w a rm «lay, it will b e rem em b ere d , spoke o f it a s one w h ic h te m p te d him to « trip off h is flesh a n d s it in his bones. T h e little g irl h a d been ro m p in g a n d ru n n in g all d a y . T o w a rd n ig h tf a ll h e r f a th e r m et h er. “ A re y ou n o t v ery tire d , little one?” he a sk ed . “Oh. not so v ery tire d , p a p a / ’ s h e re plied. T h en in a b u r s t o f confidence she w h isp e red , “O nly T d o feel a s th o u g h I’d lik e to ta k e m y leg s off a n d c a n y th em a w h ile .” Long H W hy lie H er £} v\ ! 'V . ' ¿V ^ V A jt N n :u r d M an N am e. T ills w ould b e a m uch m ore penreff.il w o rld ¡1 lots o f g row n u p peo p le ns w ell n s ch ild ren co u ld o nly be seen a n d n e t b e a r d .—C h icag o N ew s. Or n .»d B roo':» th e - t F irs t Love. W hy S h e 's S in g le . — Detroit Free Press. Long C o n t in u e d P e r io d . “ XVe're c e ttln ' old, H ira m .” “ W ell, w e h a v e been In th e p rim e o f life a good w h ile.” —In d ln n .ip o lla New*. T r o u b le . :>• : tv;t!:Sj- 1er t] it : in k e t r r r ? R e a d y t o R p e e n la t e . Now doth the knowing farmer smile As be counteth up his board; In green good» !*e'li invest the pile He raked in for “ country board.’* — Detroit F tjo C ro o k*-X V a ye*, ri!* vvT,. narrtaO T lila k t n f . v ' p H la A n tn m n . h in t to re fo rm h im .—S m a r t Sot. A i D rus S tores • nnd ’T h e row of summer puts its glory by; A shadow o'er the velvet petal falls.” The housewife hu*tles up the pumpkin pie And for the sausage grinder calls. Atti t . l keep, me drj all $ L ast. **Is sh e very le a rn e d ? ” ^ I s sh e ? W ell. I sh o u ld sa y so. W hy, th e r e Isn’t a m an w ho h a s d a re d to p ro p o se to h er yet.” —C h icag o P o st. T h e . V o l t r t m l l h '. S c h e m e . Tor i!pf>i vg the „n th er : g at Wh. >m first we love we seldom wed. ’Tis well ’ tis so. my brothers. Else wise our wives would all be old Enough to be our mothers. —Chicago Record-Herald. I've Mt OI: . espita! W»j. J c t u it rraelttrel tnr l,rnkt«< , , , if ? 1 A c c id e n t a l. A t la s t! I n v a ria b ly h ad he been be hin d before, b u t he h ad a rriv e d e a rlie r o f late, a n d fo r a w o n d er a t la s t ho w a s first.—P h ila d e lp h ia N o rth A m eri ca»). E scaped. H e—Yes. «he is liv in g u n d e r a n a s Burned nam e. She* —H o rrib le! W h a t Is It? nt*—T h e one sh e assu m ed im m e d ia te ly a f te r h e r h u sb a n d m a rrie d h er. fV \ IO for S cents 'W h o l l y S lr e p . - «V You C an n o t C h a n g e th e c o u rse of a sto rm by te a r in g dow n th e r^gnnls th a t giv e w a rn in g of its a p p ro a c h . N e ith e r can \ o u c u re a cold by te m p o !a rily sto p p in g a c o u g h w ith o p iu m )a en m ed icin es. A lle n ’s L in g B itleam , in w h ic h th re is no o p iu m , c u : e i ►ore th r o a t a n d so re lu n g s b ec a u se it alla y s th e in ila tn a - tio n a n d rid s you of th e m u c u s t h a t s to p s u p tlie air passages. “ D oes F e rg u so n ow n a n autom o- D r. Soca, a n E n g lish physician* re b ile?” “ No. P o o r fellow , he fell In th e fire p o rted th e c a s e of a y o u n g g irl of se v en teen ta k e n w ith sy u c o p e a f te r a cold i w h en lie w a s a child. T h a t ’s th e w a y “ tu b ” w ho sle p t fo r sev en m o n th s in | h e g o t th e fa c e .” —C h icag o R eco rd -H er th e h o sp ita l to w h ic h sh e w a s a d m it ald. ted. W hen s h e w a s a ro u s e d from «deep, S o m m e r In A u t u m n . sh e resp o n d ed d ro w sily to q u e s tio n s Fur off the hills are dressed in pold; p u t an d fell asle e p ;i^aiu . A t th e end The valleys look invitin'. Git all the hait the Jug kin hold; o f seven m o n th s sh e d ied o f p n eu m o The fish—the fish are bitin’ ! nia. h a v in g sle p t h e rse lf o u t o f life. —Atlanta Constitution. S o m etim es sh e w a s fed In h e r sleep an d a t o th e r tim e s w h ile th e y k e p t h er P ln n n lt ile T h e o r y . aw ake. B ig g s—T w o n d er w h y som e people art* a lw a y s b o rro w in g tro u b le ? D op: a n d W o l f . D ig g s—P ro b a b ly b ecau se it Isn’t n ec T h e re h a s been som e d is p u te a s to th e d e s c e n t of The d og—w h e th e r It Is e s sa ry to p u t u p a n y c o lla te ra l.—C h i cago N ew s. m i im proved p ro g e m y o f tlie w o lf o r a d is t i n c t v a riety . T h a t it is a d iffe re n t A Com m on E rro r. s p e c ie s is p ro v e d b y th e f a c t t h a t th e Some men imagine they can sway d eg am i th e w o lf will m a te an d p ro The listening, eager crowd; Not that they have great things to say, d u ce o ffsp rin g . N e v e rth e le ss it Is p ro b But just by talking loud. a b le t h a t th e d o g Is m e re ly d escen d ed —Chicago Record-Herald. f r u u th e sa m e o rig in a l sto c k w ith th e wolf. A T h e L ite ra ry E d ito r — T h a t fe llo w S crib b le r sen t In a poem th is m o rn in g e n title d “ W h y Do l L ive?” T h e E d ito r—'W h at did you d o w ith It? ► T h e L ite r a r y E d ito r — R e tu rn e d It w ith an Inclosed slip say in g , “ B e cau se y ou m ailed th is in ste a d o f b rin g in g it p e rso n a lly .” —In d ia n a p o lis N ew s. ■ M I b o C m F a t h e r . R ig h t C re a tio n . One of W o rth ’s m ost ex q u isite cre a tio n s of th is season Is an evening gow n \ of vieux rose m lrolr velvet. B eau tifu l I g u ip u re d 'lrln n d e form s the q u a in t col- j lnr, sh a p in g In a sloping fashion over th e shoulders and fu rth e r em bellishes is the only cure for Poison Oak, Poison th e sk irt. T he prlnoesse fro n t Is of a Ivy, and all noxious plants. It is com posed exclusively of roots and herbs. Now p aler »hade of vieux rose satin, th e cor is the time to get the poison out of your sage being slashed w ith velvet strings. system, as delay makes your condition A large black chapenn de style com worse. Don’t experiment longer with pletes the picturesque toilet. salves,washes and soaps—they never cure. TNI IW1FT SPECIFIC CO . ATLANTA, CA ■» sf W o rth J ig à 311 ®0,‘1 and ^m jaiyeed by nil drug- 1 gists to G I i t ft. Tobacco lia b it. Poison oak Poison Ivy T h e Illu stra tio n show s n larg e g ray nnd w h ite felt h a t m ade of in terlaced folds of felt nnd velvet an d trim m ed w ith tw o larg e g ray plum es. ... S ta rlin g lta m u ta l o n p i n r , Chicngn, M ontrrii!. Sew T o r t. o "A Of ink maxes miUkvaa th is||” J Í They’re nuSM iuu no lender W^u^Umk j h e y cannot think withoutÀ «thing *