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acid* and all the stifling devices that genius and experience could devise, but so far without effect. In Pennsylvania there are several steadily burning mines, and lu one place where the outlet o f natural gas is very great the spectacle It affords 1» o f surpassing interest. F o r miles around a great tower o f fire may be seen day ui:d night, and the dense black smoke , which it gives off settles upon the sur rounding country. H ow a mine gets afire is easily explained, even though the greatest precautions are taken to 1 prevent it. Coal seams exude a gas varying In quantity according to the pressure and the quality o f the deposit, which gas when mixed with air In cer tain proportions Is ul>uut as explosive as gunpowder.—New' York Post. „ „ uuu Cigar warmly. D M yen e ver read a Dutch Joke in tho pupers where two Germans are supposed to be talking to each other?” I :.»it I m t he II«* lull ton i a a I d e a , a n d U u r k H u u n a la o f a L i k e O p i n io n . “ Sure 1 did.” said the tall young inau, yawning languidly. E very once in awhile a Republican “ Well, did you ever notice that every ip cllM iiv.r lays aside the cloak o f pre time the guy that wrote the Joke has tense with which Ihe real principles of FLORAL WORK. them Jabbering at each other In tiro- the Republican party have been cov ken English? What do you think o f ered. When he does so, he says some ■ora. T h i n , . F o r W h ic h l , , t . a b u this?” He picked up the paper agtiln rery startling and alarming thing»— 1. t h . A n e e p l t d T i m e . and after hunting a few momenta read that is. startling to any one not com T h e bust pansies are grow n from mitted to a runaway policy o f impe as follows: seed sown in September. The soil ••Keberwuiwt— Heinrich, v y Iss It ven rialism and despotism. W illiam Dud- should be very rich and mellow. I f It you bock beer drink yet that you vaut $»y Foulke, who com e» from Indiana, Is very dry and warm, keep the ground to yunip alretty? jhe state in which the administration "Schwarxkoppen—Maypie It iss vonee constantly moist until the seeds germi 3nds Its Neelys, has come out in “ scare üeads“ for the policy o f the present ad nate. In early winter protect the beds because die beer Is mit bops filled up. ministration both abroad and at home. with branches o f evergreen, and later No? “ Now. that’s a good thing, Isn’ t It?” throw over them leaves or cosrse litter. Hr. Foulke swells out his chest and leclares in a public speech that the ria n ts that have been bedded out went on the man with the bad cigar. F u n n y F r e n i . » o f Y v e tte G u l l b e r t . dntement found in the Declaration of should l>e potted the lust o f this month. “ I f those two Germans wanted to talk Mile. Yvette Gullbert In the heyday Choose a cool damp day, and w et the to each other, do you suppose they independence that “ all men are created ?qual” Is not true. The statement that of her American success was in splen ground thoroughly; a clod o f earth would amble around In broken Eng ‘all governments derive their Just pow did spirits. In crossing a certain dis w ill then udber* to the roots o f the lish? No: they would spiel It out In ers from the cousent o f the governed” trict on Sunday she was unable to get planta when they ars lifted. Cutting German that they both understand. hack w ill be neewuary. as the roots Suppose you and I were In Germany 8 not true and never has been. Hentl- u bottle o f claret. “ I f I give It to you. madame,” said w ill be more or less disturbed and fo r a visit and I wanted to te.l you iients like these are, however, now so more circumscribed. G ive room In the about some sight I bad seen, would I frequently used in defense o f the ad the waiter. " I shall have to go to Jail.” “ Then go.” said Mile. Gullbert cheer [>ots fo r the roots; do not crowd them. try to tell you In bum German that min 1st rat ion that they no longer create W ater w ell and le t In the shade until n ’ t ie r o f <’■ could apeak or would I in y sensation, and yet there are some fully. “ but first get me my claret.” They make me tired.” One afternoou In Chicago tw o blank w ell established, then bring to pa-tlal ta ll •It.gllah people who say that Imperialism is a " j t [hut iv ould spoil the Joke,” pro- They may be kept out o f jo g y and that there are no Issues in curds were sent up tocher by callers de sunlight. ter’ y l the tall young man. volving the very foundation o f free siring her Hiitogruph. O n 'th e one she doors until frosty weather. ,:h!” sr te d the other. “ Soma Sweet william , candytuft, hollyhock, government at stake in this campaign. ‘ wrote. “ Yvette Guilbert is a very good Those who attempt to decry the stand j singer,” and on the other, “ Yvette Gull- sweet alysstim, fox glo ve aud other thltgs arc to-> bad to spolL” And then th - Incident was considered seeds may be sown this month for if the anti-lmpciiulists base their Ideas l bert Is a very naughty singer.” “ Now ,” she said airily as she dropped next season’s blooming. Cutting ! s o r t clot- ’ . -Chicago Chronicle. apon the Hamiltonian idea o f govern ment. which is this—“ that the people them on the tray, “ let them choose more free ly lu September than at any other time o f year. Wooden boxes are ire unfit to govern.** Such is Mark wbeech is wlieech.” A UNIQUE STATE. H er wisdom was o f a worldly de preferable to pots. The soil should be Ianna’s idea, and It Is only necessary T e x a s Ila » P a id A l le g i a n c e to the scription. “ For who w ill give ine bread about one-tlilrd leaf mold and two- 'or the people to sanction that idea to F l a i r » o f Sin N a t io n s . when I no longer please by my songs, thirds sand. Snap off the cuttings with jrove the claim. Scarcely another state in the union the dear publeec? No. Therefore I come the lingers. I f the wood bends and to America, and I come high.’*—Satur does not snap off readily, the wood Is has as remarkable and Interesting a ROOSEVELT’S FALL. day Evening Dost. too old. K eep the soli moist and glvs history as Texas. In one respect st least it occupies a unique position In a sunny situation. I n r r .n d e r a r p . o n d l t l o B . i l , to t h , R u l . of H o . . Platt. September Is the month to plan and the history of American states. Since The Source of W lado m . A t tlie N ew Voile Republican atute " I wonder how Solomon became the work fo r the winter window garden. Its discovery six different governments Bcgonlaa rank next te geraniums for have at different times claimed its al 'onventlon at Saratoga. held on Kept wisest mun on earth?” I, Mr. Itooaevelt aurrendered the laat “ That’s easily explained,** replied the w inter bouse culture. The plain leav legiance. aud as many different flags /eatlge o f hla pretensions to Individual man with the Intellectual but worried ed varieties are butter adapted to the have waved over it. those o f France ionesty and Independence. Three fact*. “ You see, Solomon had a large ordinary condition o f a room. The Spain. Mexico, indepeudeut Texas, the months ago his dearest wish was to he number of families, and o f course his rubra la o f easy culture; has dark United States and tho Confederate he candidate o f that convention for children asked questions, just as all green waxen leaves and pendaDt red states. The foundations o f Texas statehood It blooms well and does (overnor o f N ew Vork on a plutform children do. 1 have no doubt Solomon blossoms. ndoralng all hla acta as governor and Was like anybody else and had a cer not require full sunlight. W ater should w ere uot laid as a British colouy, nor inserting all the principles for which tain dislike to exposing his Ignorance. be freely supplied and «lie leaves kept under the grant or cqptrol o f the Brit ish crown* as were those o f the original )ls administration atood. Chief among When one of the children would ask clean from dust. Its first settlement heae were resistance to the Itainapo him something he didu’t know, he'd Primula Is a popular plant for winter thirteen states. «•ater steal ( H o b s I ’lutt's). resistance to make believe he wanted u drink o f w a house culture. The blossoms are white, dates back more than 200 years, and its Miss rule (P latt's) and championship o f ter and then go out and look In the pink and shades o f red. The double first American colonists went there :he franchise tax Mil (opposed by Platt buek o f the dictionary. I shouldn’t be varieties are very flue. It Is a little under terms and conditions imposed ind all monopoly trusts). surprised If lie were compelled to do dltflcult for the amateur to get good by a foreign state, to whose language, A t Saratoga, Rept. 4. Mr. Roosevelt this 50 or 00 times a day. Under such plants from seed, but young plants are law s ami Institutions they were total There never was, there was made to appear In public as the conditions a man couldn’t help getting not expensive aud can be had o f the strangers. never could be, any sympathy between ndorscr o f Platt’ s candidate, (Well, wise.” —Washington Star. florist. who has been the chief lobbyist at A l M orning glory seeds planted in pots these first American colonists and the bany against the franchise tax for the A n A v v fn l L o « » . this month germinate quickly and w ill Mexican government under the old Separated by vast w ilder (taniapo water steal and everlastingly A t a fire in Cambridge, Mass., an oc blossom freely lu the early winter. In regime. (or Ross Platt. cupant o f the damaged house was be the bouse. If not exposed to full sun nesses from the people o f the United W lmt a fall there was. my country- w ailing the loss o f her purse. Several shine, they w ill often remain open all States, and unaided save by the In nenl firemen joined In n search for the miss day. Rinall ferns taken up this month dividual efforts o f sympathizing breth ing pocketbook, hut after spending ami potted carefully will keep fresh ren therein, these colonists declare«! some time in their quest were still un and green all winter and make pretty their Independence, established It tvlth I have detormlnpil to do what I believe to the sword, and for nine years main successful. Finally the chief said to i table decorations. be tor the best intcrpMla of niy country. I the woman: Fuchsias are not properly winter tained a stable republic. will try to do my whole duty, and in the performance of tlmt duty I find it necessary T ix a s was neither purchased nor “ IIo w much was in tne pocketbook?** bloomers. When the leaves begin to not only to oppose tin* re-election of Presi As she answered. “ F ifty cents,” the j fall, cut hack and give very little wa conquered for the union. Annexation dent McKinley, but to emphasize that posi look o f disgust on the ch ief’s face was ( ter for a time. Repot In fresh soil, to the United States was accomplished tion by sup|>nrtiu|f his antagonist, who, in this election, stain!» fur free government ac water liberally, and when growth com through a treaty made by Texas repre too evident to be mistaken. cording to the constitution.—Heim tor Wel mences give plenty o f sunlight, and sentatives and ratified by the free lington. suffrage o f the citizens. No other T h e illu ac nllne V i e w . they w ill soon Bhow buds. Gentlenian- -M y w ife has lost her wa- Honeysuckles rooted this month w ill Btft<?-4n tho Union lias had such varied experience or sailed through such terproof, and she wished me to stop in make strong plants, hut blossoms must T h e S o r r o w s o f Ila n iin . here and orde r another sent up at once, not be expected the first season. Bcml stormy seas into the baren o f peace Mark Hanna in fast becoming a man ns it looks Ilk«1 ruin. the branches, cover with earth and and prosperity.—St. Louis Globe-Demo 'acquainted with grief.” III m greatest Dealer—Yes, sir. W hat sort, sir? peg them down with lmlrplns. W hen crat jource o f <l!»coiiifiture I* found in the Gentleman Uni—I ’ ve forgotten the well rooted, cut them from the branch campaign fund. or. rather. In the lack The P rofe»»or*a P ro p h e c y Failed. name, but It’s on«» o f those that make a and act In good mellow soil. if I t The trusts are acting with some W hile u student at H arvard univer woman look bett«»r dressed In w et Petunias can be grown successfully sity Phillips Brooks was w alking In legree o f independence this* year. weather than she Is In dry weather.— ■ In an ordinary living room. Seeds may tlie yard one day with a professor, who Mark Hanna at find went to them and, now be sown, or from choice plants asked him what he iutemied making New York We ••lily. lemandirig money, assured them that layers may be secured, which. w it * o f hi nisei f. .lie election o f M cKinley was uhsolute- care, w ill make th rifty growth and T o P h i l i p S ob e r. y certain. “ Very w ell.” responded the “ I am thinking o f the m inistry,” an beautify the winter window garden.— swered the youth. When a woman who asked Philip o f :rust magnates; "you have no need o f Zoa in Country Gentleman. Maredon to do her justice was snubbed noney then.’* And Hanna went off in “ Then banish such thoughts.” said by tin* |H»tulnnt monarch, she exclaim c dark room and Rat down and thought, the professor earnestly. “ Your man A n A t t r n e t l v e View G e r a n i u m . ed. “ Philip. 1 Hindi appeal against this «».fter a brief retirement he emerged ner o f speech would forever bar you T h e geranium Little Pink, which from beiug successful In that calling.” tnd. going to the trust magnates, said: Judgment,” may be cb 11« h 1 a double pink Mars, Is a. "A pp eal!” thundered the enraged T h e situation Is desperate. W e need Many years later, when Phillips seedling from Mar* crossed by A sa Brooks was one o f the world’s great king. "A n d to whom will you appeal?* noney and lots o f it. W e fear defeat.** Gray. It Is a very dwarf, bushy, com pulpit orators, the most expert stenog *Ah, is that so?” replied the trust mag- i “ T o Philip Holier.” was her reply. pact and free flowering plant not ex- rapher in England took down one o f lates. “ lu that ease we must refuse L a u g h » and Mishap». 'O piace our money uj>on a losing his sermons and «aid: What qu«»«*r things the average per* » ¡nine." And Hanna again retired to a “ Any stenographer who thinks he son laugh* at. I f some one nllps and lark room and aat down and thought. has conquered fust talkers should try falls or In mrfort.inate enough to make Phillips Brooks.” —Ladies’ H om e Jour any aw kw ard blunder, the average T h « a t t e m p t to a » e t h e t n j v n e t f o a n al |M»rson think» It very funny nn«l laughs »f a c o u r t to d e p r i v e t he l a b o r i n g and repent* the affair for a funny sto H e W a s Freak. n a n o f t r i a l b y Ju r y »t ionlil a l a r m ry. If Home on«» imikeji an unfortunate til o u r p e o p le , f o r . w h i l e t h e w a g e ‘ ‘H ave you any nice fresh eggs to n r n e r 1» t h e i lr » t to f e e l I t » ef fect», remark uceidentnlly, his embarrass- j day?” asked the woman with business lie p r i n c i p l e w h i c h u n d e r l i e » g o v - ment Is alw ays a theine for merriment. like ways. i r n m e n t b y I n j u n c t i o n 1» » o f a r « Women, who are Mipiwsed to be syn»- I “ Madam,” answered the man. who ’«‘iii'liInu t ha t n o o n e c a n h o p e to l>nth«»ti«\ nr«» th«» ones who have the lar* has Just started in the grocery busi ?»cape u l t i m a t e l y . The thing for- gent stock o f such funny H torlea. They ness. “ permit me to remind you that lU ld en by an In jun ction w ou ld always seem to he a succ«*ss. People nice eggs are necessarily fresh and w it h ou t t he I n j u n c t i o n h e e i t h e r love to laugh at the misfortunes o f oth fresh eggs are alw ays nice. Moreover. <*11111 o r I l l e g a l . I f It w o n l d be er».—Atchison Globe. If 1 have any. I have them today. My eical. t h e J u dg e u a n t p a t he f u n c t i o n if t h e l e g l a l a t n r e w h e n h e f o r b i d » possession o f eggs yesterday or tomor 1. I f It w o u l d b e I l l e g a l , t he I n GERANIUM LITTLE PINK, T h e In e x p e rie n c e of Youth. row does not lu the slightest degree u n c t i o n o f t h e e o n r t 1» n n n e c c » - i “ Look here, s ir!" exclaim«»«! the maid* ceedlng over four to six Inches In affect the situation. Therefore, time iitry, f o r a n y o n e w h o v i o l a t e » the en lu«ly. “ I want you to take back that h eigh t It Is excellent for beddlug or being precious to a business man. 1 n w e a n . n p o a c o n v i c t i o n , he m a d e parrot you sold me. 1 find that It as a pot plant w ill simply conteut m yself with reply «» a a f t e r the p e n a l t l e « p r e s c r i b e d «wears very badly.” Its trusses o f double, bright pink ing (hat I have nice eggs.” —W ashing 'or aucl i vtolntl«»n. T h e meniirnt "W ell, madam.” replle«! the dealer, blooms staud erect from three to six ton Star. h l e f a n d the most h r n t a l m u r d e r e r "It’ s a very young bird. It ’ll learn to Inches above the foliage. It « profusion i r e e n t i t l e d to t r i a l b y J u r y i w h y Orearom. «w ear m ow perfect when It’« a bit old o f bloom is plainly seen In the engrav I m m i I i I thin r i g h t he d e n i e d the l a In the ditto o f admission Oregon ta b o r i n g m it o f Thoae w h o oppose er.” —Philadelphia Press. ing. which was prepared from a pho one o f the oldest «talea lieyoud (he i«»v e r u m«*nt by I n j u n c t i o n a r e not tograph o f a four Inch pot plant, says Mississippi. entering the Union In 1850. n favor of la w le»«a e a a . T h e y are, Vick's Mags line. i v i « thi first new elate to have tb , >n the c o n t r a r y , t h e bea t f r l e n d a e f W e a l t h y , h o t C o u l ff u ’t W r i t e , i tv a n d o r d e r . — W . J. B r y n a . ;«' « l i a i ouur o f naming the vice M a rk e tin g T ree PrsM a. “ Hotels entertain a good many people p v rldentlnl candidate (Joseph Lanei E arly varl«»tles o f apples and |>cars « for cue o f the grout |iartles In the first who can't w rite,” said the clerk o f s W hat are you going to do with the large hotel, “ aud the bad pen comedy now ready «honld be picked before year o f it * statehood. hillpplne«. M ajor McKii)l«»y? Is cnnct«»d quite frequently. O f course th«»y have softened at all. Pack ac ■ ■ « . r t n , , R T .r r w n .r -. "W ell, that depends. You h «» o . Provl- the clerk has to be very careful uot to cording to tlie rules o f your market, al- iKOoranrr Is rveryw tii'rv In Bo«tot< l«»nc«». destiny. Christian civilization, let the gu«*nt suspect that he is ou to wnys taking care to have ths fruit firm >lnln duty, fundamental safeguards. the dodge, for such folks are very sen In the package so It cannot shake and there are i w n i i i x « h o don’ t know a symphony from a Mountn and in Chi- gratitude to England. benevol«»nt as- sitive about their educational tniirnd-1 become bruised In tran sit A ll tr«»e fruits should be assorted and cn*o |H,r«on . who ilon’ t know a prime tiuiilatlon. Id to l ami royal Spanish ties. and g»ai ts «11 have to be considered. " I once knew a man who luild $1.210 packed In three grades. H ave same ox fr>m a oaunrr.—Detroit Journal. A all till after the election, won’t you?” a year solely t«> keep hotel clerks from «Ize and quality from top to bottom. D l d a ’I R . . 1 It. Face top layer, turning each specimen Wbut arc you going to do, Mr. Bry* knowing that he couldn't write hla own A little Kiri o f 4 years. h*vltiK w rit in? l ame. He began life as a day lalnirer, that the bright side appears upper ten a letter eon«l«tltiK ulnqily o f wav “ K«s i » our hands o ff and allow them drifted out west and mad«» a fortune m ost Neatly round o ff the top. N ev ing line«, a.kril her lather to poet It. e v o , U out their own salvation on the through leasing a «upposed worthless er ship anything ns first class unless It "W h at did you Bay?” asked papa. find that God Alm ighty made for mine in Montana. W hen he accumu Is strictly so, advises Farm Journal. ” 1 don’ t know.” said Rosamond. hem."- Johnstown Democrat lated about. $150,000, he aold out and "W h y. you wrote It T exclaim ed papa. A P e r a l l a r l t v o f I k e Chea taw t. Started In to trav«»l ami have a good “ Tea, but I did not read It.” waa the Y Ie K I i»le > l » m D l » a e c t e « l . The Maine station states that the Erne, li e was naturally shrewd, but Innocent reply — Kxchange. nSrhnrd Olney’s letter sounds like he ha«l never had a particle o f »cbool- chestnut differs widely from the other lint tingle blast that was worth a Ing, and «lodging registers at new ho commou nuts, since It contains much hoii-cimi men. In dissecting Melvin- leas oil and protein and much more o f 60 Y E A R S ’ tels becume the chief worry o f bla life. E XP ER IEN C E eyi'in the chocolate eclair backbone “ At first he used to tie up his hand In the cart>ob yd rates, especially starch, r.i* laid bare with a acalpel and not a handkerchief and pretend It was which is almost wholly wanting in th li n sword, as happened wheo hurt, but he resit*««! that the trick was many nuts. t< joac veil tried his iiand at It pretty trnn*|uir«»nt, and at last he em A TIP FOR THE JOKERS. PEOPLE UNFIT TO GOVERN. ployed a young newspaper man at $100 a month to travel with him as his ‘sec A number o f goo«l sized mines are retary.’ The ex miner never sent or re now on fire in the United States and ceive«! any leUers. he dUla’t care for have lieen for jreara. The Vulcan mine reading, and secretary’s oue and on the Green river, opposite Newcastle, o ily duty wau to sign hotel registers. In Colorado, has l>oen on fire since the They would walk In together, and the great explosion several years ago. when young chap would say deferentially, about SO persons lost their lives. All ’ Shall I «lo the registering for ua both, efforts to quench It have proved fruit colonel? ‘I f you please,’ his l>oas less. In Butte there Is s mine which would reply, and he would thereupon has been afire since 1HM. It has been write, *CoL ---- and secretary, Mon treated w ith carbonic acid gas gener tana.’ " — New Orleans Tlnies-Den.m ated on a large arale. qnick lime and e n t M in e » T h e « R n ra F o r Y > n r». Mcrcary I FRUiWitSVERS C a r tM . W a i t , ta H a . « A t a a , M la .lla a a f u . i . a , . , “ I t ', a funny thins.” said the man w ith the had ct*ar, who had been read- lus da.T before yesterday’, |>«per. “ W hat's that?” asked the young n . . . with the phrmiincna'.ly abort coat. “ Why, tlio way those fellow s that w rite Joke* for newspapers (rot thing* tangled up." replied the tlmt soaker. “ H ow li that?" a .hod the long leg ged young man. "W h y , look here," rontlaned the mao T naoc M ar k s Oc skins .. C oevR iO K r, A e . A neon# a e »«ttu f rv «ketch m u ] SSM rlSUo» mar mihdily ascertain «wir opinion free »nether an tn*•Mifion H prohnbtv p*te?il»M*x Commun*«*». * hm» « r let! ?o«Mif)«t*nf!»l. Handbook on PnteeiU * e » t (roe. O lde»t »trenry fo r patent a . I ,>r it« taten «hr»*aeh Mnim A O*. recete# » f r uit n-4u r, wlri.oot chnree. lu tuo Scientific A m e ric a n . lo s e . iS* AMD B L O O D P O I S O N Pofôsh . Make wrecks, Noi Cures In some cases the external signs of Contagious Blood Poison are so slight that the victim is firmly within the grasp o f the monster before the true nature o f tlie disease is known. In other cases tlie blood is quickly filled with this poisonous virus aud the swollen glands, mucus patches in the mouth, sores ou scalp, ulcers on tongue, sore throat, eruptions on skin, copper colored splotches, and falling hair aud eyebrows leave no room for doubt, aa these are all unmistakable signs o f Contagious Blood Poison. Doctors still prescribe mercury and potash as the only cure for Blood Poison. These poisonous min erals never yet made a complete and permanent ciire o f Contagious Blood Poison. They dnve the disease back into tlie system, cover it up for a while, but it breaks out again in worse form. These powerful minerals produce mercurial rheumatism and the most offensive sores and ulcers, causing the joints to stiffen and finger nails to drop off. M e r c u r y a n a p o ta s h m a k e w r e c k s , n o t c u res, and those who have been dosed with these drugs are never after fiee from aches and pain. S. S. S. acts in an entirely different manner, being a purely vegetable remedy ; it forces the poison out of the system, and instead o f tearing down, builds up and invigorates the general health. S. S. S. is the only antidote for this specific virus, and therefore the only cure for Contagious Blood Poison. No matter in what stage or how hopeless the case may appear, even though pronounced incurable by the doctors, S. S. S. can be relied upon to make a rapid, permanent cure. S. S. S. is not a new, untried remedy ; an experience of nearly fifty years has proven it a sure and unfailing cure for this disease. It is the only purely vegetable blood medicine known. M r. H. L. Myers, ioo M ulberry St.. N ew ark , N . J., eeys : * I w u afflicted with a terrible blood diitease, which w as in spots at fir*t, but dte rw trd ii spread all over my body. These soon broke out into sores, and it is easy to imagine the «uttering I endured, before I became couvluceti m at tne doctors could do me no good I had spent a hundred dollars, which w a « really thrown aw ay. I tueu tried various patent medicine«, but they did uot reach the disease. W hen I had liinshed my first bottle o f S. S. S. I w » « grently improved, and w u « delighted with the result. The large, red *ulotches on my chest began to grow peler and smaller, and lieforc long disappeared entirely. I regained my lost weight, became strougcr, and my appetite improved. I w as soon entirely well, and tuy skiu a i clear as a piece of glaas.” ever for this» Send for our Home Treatment Book, which contains valuable information about this disease, with complete directions for self treatment. 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M eantim e, tlie art <»f p rin tin g con tin- lies, b* cance then» w e m any truths the world choiihl k now ; am ong o th ers. that H ostetler's «Stomach Bitters i •* a cin e for di.-ea-«-* of the 9tomach, such «lysp«'p*uii, jtuiigcHfion, consti pation. hiliou.suecF, i .is »ninia anil ner vnii-ne.-c T h is buiious m edicine has he«* n i he standard reme«iv o f ihe A m erican penph fur tiny yon» h . D o not ace« pt u Hiihhtitut«’. ’Ih e gen u ine ha> a private revenue cl. nip over the iMN'k o f the I’Ol 1«*. Scbih *nd East SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. SHASTA KO IJTK Tr tins leave Dulia« for Port lami amt way stations j at 0:10 u in. except .Sundays. I.e.'V«» Portland 8:80 a rn. 7:8'. p m Leave .Salem It a m ;0:85 p in A rrive Ashland 12:33 a in; 11:80 a in A rrive sacrament » :• p m:4;8.r> u in A rrive San Francisco 7ul5 p m ;8 :lfta in. Arrive Odi'en 5:4.r. a nr. a m. ,'irive Denver 9:00 •« nr, !):00 :i m. Arr»ve K m «»« ifltv 7:2»a m; 7:2f. a ni. Arrive Chicago 7:45 a nr, 0;:>o a m. D on ’ t B e D uped Arrive Los Aii/oles 1:20 p m; 7:00u I». Arrive Kl l'reto (t.Ofî p ni; 0:00 p ni. Arri ?e Fort Vorth 0.30 ;i m; 0.8u u ni. A rrive City <»f Mc xi -o 0:55 a m; 9-55 a m. Ai rive Huhtou 4. 00 a ui;*:00u iii \ .r ve New Orléans 6: 5 p ni;0:25 p m* trrivo M nshiii«t.»n 0:42.i ni; «1:4 ’ a ni. Arrive New Vork 12*43 p iii ; 12:43 p in. Ft*t*tl «>n Arsenic*. The practice o f taking arsenic in minute doses is very prevalent am<Sng the peasantry o f the mountainous dis tricts o f Austria-Hungary and France. They declare that the poison enables them to ascend with ease heights which they could not otherwise climb. T here have lieen placed u pon th.» murl.e:. several cheap reprin ts «>i an obso leie edition o f " W e b b e r ’» D iction ary.’ ’ T h ey m e lielng ottered under v ario u s names a t a low price By P’iMinun aiti Tourist car»o:i h>*th train«, tîhçlr at« Sacramento to O.lyeii ami M F wi, ami tour ¡¿t ui« to Chicu^o, St. Louis, New Orleans and W..ah T h e women have a great «leal to say about the necessity o f a young married woman “ beginning right with her hus band.” a* if she ought to go at him like a horse trainer goes ut a young colt.— Atchison Globe. Connecting at Sm Francisco with several «team «hei line« for Honolulu, Japan, China, Pili lipide* Central and South America. C O R V A L L IS M A IL 1IAILV (Kxt-ept Sunday) Portland | 7 ‘0 A M l.v. Ar. 5:50 P F o r O ver F ifty Y e a r s . j !. :*>3 A M Lv. Derry Lv. 2:14 P 11 A n old and well trie« 1 remedy. Mrs. j : i P M Ar. Corvallis Lv. i:20 1» M W in slo w ’s Soothing Syrup has lxcn I At Alhnnv and Corvalisconnect with trains of Ore used lor over fifty y«\-rs by nulimtis <*l I .o o Central and Eastern railroad. imuher.- f *r th eir children while teeth ing, with perfect Hucce^s. It m ' io II ich DALLAS i ’A S S E N C K K . the ch illi, Ho|t«»iiH thi-giintc. allays all Daily, Bzoept Sunday. pain, cures wind «»«die ami i< tho best Ar U 30 A M d P M Lv. Portland rem edy for <iia»rhoea J> pleuanut l.o M Lv. U:iO A M i.. 0 P M Ar. Dalli« the taste. Hold by druggists in ever« par* <»f th • world. ?•’< <•«•»>»* a bottle, ft* value if' incalculable. !!e sure at'd YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger depot, foot of JefTen-oii »licet. ask for Mrs. W in slo w ’s »Soothing Al III.IK H A I L -T K I W EEKLY, n ip uml hike no other kind ir 8 85 a. in. Portland A rrive 337 p. n ——<.>- * T lie \ V « k » m l M r. F r e s h .* Mr. Fresh—W h at’s the best thing you ever read on mules? The W a g—This: The traveler observe« at Km* s* he passes— Here, as elsewhere, the women run after asses! Fresh—T h a t’s good. Who w rote it? W ag —Why. Owen Meredith, and let me tell you b«» knew his business. Fresh—W ho was it said. "W h en you see a beautiful woman, run?” W a g—Old man Socrates, the wisest rat In the Atlmnian burn. FVesh— W hk he? W a g —Sure, but tho trouble 1« tho boy* run the wrong way. — Atlanta Journal. H ow A re Y a u i N e rv e s ? rf th ey ore weak ami von fe«*l nerv ou mih ! easily •‘ iiustm ted,” ra n ’ ! m |>, Mil I rD»» in the inorniiig unre- in»siied. y*mr 1*1 «-»« m ! is poor. Strong nerve«* «!»»p«*ml upon r*«-ii. uonrisliinp blood. H o «?* rt:i rs:i p f ill« IIIHb'V the nerve*» rtrnng by e iru 'h tn g and vitn lixin g tiu» bl»-o«l. ll giv.?*« .-w e , r«*fi esili tig sleep and eom jilei elv eurer ii'»rvotis lr«»tible*. B egi.i ta kin g it peilny. N lise*, indigestion I jinh IV J ill*. are ctir»»d by Da lus heave 3:50 p. in. Arrive 5:10 p. in. F r o i e n B n tterflle». It Is a common experience among mountain climbers to find butterflies lyin g frozen on the snow and so brittle that they br«»ak unless they are very carefu lly haiidl«»«!. Bucli frozen butter flies on being tuk«»n to a warmer cli mate recover themselves and fly away. Six sped«*» o f butterflies have been found within a few hundred miles of the north pole.—St. Louis Post-Dis patch. Arrive b 5 p l.ei e 7 ■ lio a d r y g o o d s defllers, grocers, a^eiit4l o le . and in a fe w inniHi.ees as a prem ium iorswliMcivp- tious t o papers. A n n o u n cem en ts o f these com paratively Worthless reprints are very m isleadin g; fo r iuxfniioe, they are sdvcrtiKed to I hj tlio p»it^ -int.ul eq u iv a le n t o f h higher-priced I hmik . wli.m u reality, no fa r an w e know and believe, y are all, fro m A to Z, Reprint Dictionari phototype copies o f a book o f o v e r rtfiy *ui*9 a go , w hich in its d ay w as sold fo r a b o u t .00, and w hich w as m uch gu p erior in paper, rint, and binding’ to these im itations, bein g lieu a w o rk o f e o uic m erit instead o f oue C ? Long Since Obsolete, T h e supplem ent o f 10,000 so-called “ new w o rd s,” vyncii some o f these books lire a d ver tised to contain, w as com piled b y a ge n lie - m an w h o died over fortv y-4rs a ^ o , and w u* published b efo re his death. O th er m inor additions are p ro b a b ly o f m ore o r less v alue. T h e Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary p u b lished b y o u r bouse is liie o n ly m cr.to rio u f one o f tnat nam e fa m ilia r to this pom •ration. I t contains o v e r 2U00 iiftir«.»*, w ith illu stra tions on nearly e v e ry ¡»age, and bear* o u r im p rin t on t he t ii le p a p c. 11 is protected by copyriK ht fro m cheap imitation. v a lu a b le as this w o rk is. w o have at vr.tt expense nublished a th orou gh ly revised successor. Known th ro u gh o u t th e w o rld as W ebster's Internaui>nci Dictionary. A s a dictionary lavts a liletlm e you should G et the E<esi. Sac I. N Woods apci.t ; t 1 alias st: timi er add riss I’ It. M APEH \M, I*. A. PortluiHI. On-koll. w Illu stra te d pam phlet free. Address G. & C. M ERR I AM CO.. Spflnffieid. Mas*. M c P herson g General Agent on the Pacific Coast for Richardson & Boynton Co's warm air fnrnaces. John Van Range Go's hotel and household ranges American Boiler Go's boihrs for steam and hoi water. Also the larg«ri. stock of WRr;n air registers ami funuuv supplies on the I’aciiio coast. 47 F i r j i a n d 46 S e c o n d s i r e d ; . O îlE Q O fi PO RTLAND W n u tc il T im e . "E a r ly rlalr.g 1* eommen«'.able, but I cau’t afford it." “ Can’t afford it?” "W h en I get up early. I waste a lot o f valuable tini«» admiring m yself for It.” —Chicago Record. A Type. “ Ethel Is the kind o f :t plrl who never awakens envy lu any other woman.” ” 1 see. Brilliant, but homely.” —H a r per’« Raxar. Sheriffs Sale. HTPÄN S t a b b ie s Doctors find A Good Pres cripti » ! r N O T IO N IS 11K11KRY G IV E N T H A T by virtu# t.f an execution issued «»»it o f the cir- i cult court of tl.e Ht’.te of Oregon, b*r Polk j ' count v. Iiearing date the .1th day of Septein-! I k t , IU00, upon a judgment l»v confe» -ion ‘ without at ti >n, render#«!, entervi! and docket-: e«l in said court on th# 10th d »y t*f rVc#nil»er. 1W4. in fh v o r«! K«»iiert Suitor plaintiff, am! a .»¡list K. T. Miller, d#f< itdant, for tir# fiiiii of $113.48. with inter- st ther«h>u from said d»t# at the rat# t*f 8 fN»r cent |*#r snnnni. cominamiiiic nie that ont t^ the pn»:^TtV ..f tli# r » h ! »l#f#;ii!#nt in this c»*ni t y I satisfy th# «aid NiirnR, with arcruiav c**«ti*, 1 have du ly I#vied u|p*n and will, o«i » S a *u rd a y , O c to b e r 2 7 , (9 0 0 , at the In*ur of 1 o ’clock, p. in., of «a id dav, well at public auction at the fr->nt d **., »»f the connt? c*M»rt house in Dalta«, in aai«| county, ' t** the hi^he«t bhkter f«»r m * h in hand on d ay o f wale.* subject t*> redem ption in th# in m iner i p rovided b y la w , all the riyht, till# and inu-r- e*t w hich the « « id defendant hail *»n the 19tn d a y «»f De«***itilier. W N . '* r n. w has, «»f. in and to the follow ing dcacritied real entate to-w it: 1 beginning at a i*dnt 34 feet ea«t itui 80 fiw t R«mth fr*>in th* northw e«*t cm ner ot block 12 in t!ieP*wn of DaBaa, In Polk county a ite of Uregon, (»ring uart of tn# lan I* of the l«a Creole acadwiuk: twatltu f , »ie! nmninrf ti*#»»ce amth 2V f*et, th« no# #a«t .% feet, tF.-nce n**rth 'JH* feel, «*»-1 thence weat : » ftvt t<» the i plac • of iM^inning, togwtiier with tre t*n -i inert#, hemlitani* n># an* I .i|»|»urten*iK»- thereunto ta>l »nging *r k p w td n in f. l>ate«l I »alias, OTifu». thi* 28th <1av *»f 8#p. | truilwr. J. G. V A N O R F D F L , ^ Sheriff of Polk c*«mt v. Or* *. •>«. ibr mar^Mnd T^o far Cee amtv, «t h e u ? « ir , Orfifff», R '«nw 'n r* S-loows, NewwSfnnd«, GvhO.il Sl«»rv» Ther btmìfk |«»&k, m.hicp *1 #rj» And H .r’wr« pndut.2 ittv. ib .« *t*e« rvlicf! No wwilrr <• »*('* fi*» m.*fter ■ Wl j Jfo« g „ni. 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