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n s r lr ^ il Tortures And yet lives in ignorance of the fact that a single applica tion of the C u t ic u r a R e m e d ie s , will, in the majority of cases, afford instant relief, per mit rest and sleep and point to a speedy, permanent, and economical cure, when the best physicians and all other rem edies fail. C u t ic u r a Works Wonders, and its cures of tor turing, disfiguring, and humil iating humors are the most wonderful ever recorded. Sold throughout tho world. Porrai Don« • t’oBr., iolo prop. Bo.ton. AU a b o u t tho Blood aud oaiu, malJ.d |rre. F o o t » ! m e m l.h o o , f.lilt]it holt and aim. pia babjr raaboa prevented by C u tic u ra su u p . Nervous u muscular U / u ir n m c weaKness InJUntly rellcTod by a Cuti- c u r a Flaatur, becauac It vl- tolizre tti« nervo forooa and banco curoa uorvoua. palna, woaknoaa aud uumbncaa. In Brniil not 1 per cent of the mal or female aervanta will sleep in their niH.Inr’s lioure. They insist on leav in « » t the latent by 7 o’clock in the eve ning and will not return before 7 or 8 o’clock in the morning. S t a t e of O h io . C i t y o f I T o i . bdo , L ucas C o u n t y ,( 81 F r a n k J. C h u n k y makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. C h r n k y <t Co., doing buiiness in tbe Citp oi Toledo, county and stale aforesnid, and that said firm will pay the rum of One Hundred Dollars for encli and every case of catarrh that cannot be cured by the use or H all’s Catarrh Cure. F r a n k J. C h e n e y . Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of Decem ber, A. D. 1896. A. W . G i . e a s o n , ÍHBAL A Notary Public. G ood CooKios Good D ig e stio n - D r a w i n g B o o m T a c t ic ». M r lir*' 1 1 Harry—Quite a military establishment otot there at Mlea Pruyn’ft, but their tac tics are a little mixed. May—Hew so? Harry—Why, last evening, just as she stood at “ present arms," her father ‘fired."—Vogue. T h « T e a t o f a S o rd id Houl. “ How do you like this style of bonnet?” she asked. ‘I don’t know yet,” he answered with out looking up from his paper. “ 1 haven’t seen the bill yet.” —Washington rttar. T h r i f t y F in a n c ie r. I in pastry you cannot have eitner without a good short- ening. Lard has always had very objectionable feature*, c a u s in g indigestion aud many other dietetic trou bles. Science has come to the assistance o f the cook, and of weak stomachs, with the new shortening, C o tto lep e It is composed o f the choic est beef suet and highly refin ed vegetable oil, in many respects as good as the finest imported olive oil. Physicians endorse if, cooking experts re c o in - m end it, and thousands are «iow using it in prefer- ence to any other shorten- ing. Refuse all substitutes. \ , j \ j ' N. K. FAIRBANK & CO., ST . LO U IS and Lias Blackburn was in his day one of the moat successful aud notorious moon- ■Liners of southwestern Virginia. Still, Lias wan by no means an unprincipled man. His contempt for the revenue laws w u complemented by a regard for a code I of morals, peculiarly his own, that gave I him no little worry, for it particularly in- i veighed against unreasonable inebriety, j Lias never was drunk without cause, and “ any other reason why” being no reason for a drink to his logical mind he was often sober for five consecutive days. After one of these periods of abstinence Lias found occasion to smuggle a 10 gallon “ kaig” into Tennessee. Lias had a quasi conviction that in spite of his generous ganging of the barrel a shortage might be noticed when he delivered the goods, and the suspicion weighed on his mind more than the “ kaig” on his shoulder. When he reached the part of the mountain trail called High Knob, tbe greatest elevation thereabouts, he felt so worn out by wore ry and fatigue that he decided to rest awhile. The beauty of the night brought comfort to Lias’ soul aud the softness of the turf to his bare feet. He threw down the “ kaig,” stretched himself on the grass and shut his eyes for “ fo’ty winks.” Around High Knob there is only one thing thicker than huckleberries and moon shiners—it is rattlesnakes. Consequently Lias, wakened by a sharp pain in his right great toe, was not at all surprised to see an immense rattler wriggling away. Lias sat up. A great contented smile spread over his face. He drew the “ kaig” a trifle ueare er, put out his left foot and shook it at the retreating snake. “ Chaw away, ole man,” said Lias. “ I ’xe just as well prepared fo’ you ua though you’d giveu me six months’ notice.” —Har per’s Magazine. ' iCMlCAOO, NCW YOB«, BOSTON.' Cffif GYf)< CWX'7/ 1 wouldn’t you feel guilty over ltf He—Not If she got the fortune.—New York Herald GjffStG Far eu<l W ld. Not on this broad continent alone, but in malarial breeding tropical re gions, in Guatemala, Mexico, South America, the isthmus of Panama and elsewhere, Hosteller's Stomach Bit ters affords to inhabitants a>d sojourn ers protection against malaria The miner, the freshly arrived immigrant, 1 he tiller of the virgin soil newly rob bed of its forests by the axe of the pio neer, find in the aiiherb anti febrile specific a preserver against the poison ous miasma which in vast districts rich in natural resource- is yet fertile in disease. It annihilates disunì-rs of the stomach, liver and bowels, lori dies those who use it against rheu.iiatio ail ments, hred and fostered by out door exposure ; infuses genial warmth into a frame chilled by a rigorous tempera ture, and robs of their jsiwer to harm morning and evening mists and vapors laden with hnrtfiilness ; strengthous the weak and conquers incipient tidr ney trouble. A S t ilt e d C o n v e rs a tio n . •y B r id g e t ’« P ersisten ce. “ Bridget,” said Mrs. Mor^e, instructing her new waitress, “ when a lady comes to call upon me you mush hand her this tray and bring her eard up stairs to me.” “ Yis’ m,” replied Bridget promptly. The next afternoon Mrs. Morse was surprised by the appearance of Bridget hearing a card in her band. “ Wb$v Bridget,” she remonstrated, “ didn't I tell you yesterday to hand the UtUe silver tray to xlie callers?” “ Yia’rn,” repUFil the smiling maid, “ an I did hand it to lier, au it’s herself was un- willin to tak'j it, but whin I tould her it was my mfetbreas’ ixpriss orthers she give itt qu it« Tnild an pleasantlike. You’ll find it safe w ld her down in tbe parlor, ma’am.” And, sure enough, Mrs. Morse, when she had made a hasty descent, found her visitor holding tbe card receiver, while her mouth was twitching with amusement. I didn’t dare refuse it,” she said meekly, i long as Bridget was so urgent!” — Youth’s Companion. Breeding race horses has been reduced to a science. Year lifter year experi m e n t are tried which yield results not before contemplated. (X*oasioualiy we set' some enthusiastic sportsman rnsb Into enormona expense and spend larg* sums o f money in the establishment of a breeding stud which eventually proves a failure. The breeding o f race horses and the building o f successful stud farms re quire not ouly tbe expenditure o f money, but o f what is quite as important, the engag ug o f men o f exjierience anti com mon s*‘use to look after them. Patience is absolutely necessary on the part o f a would be successful owner. He must not expect too great results in too short a time. Tho best sire in the world may not get good stock if the mares are not properly selected. One might go fu r ther and say he w ill not get good stock i f the m are* put to him are o f inferior caliber. In selecting mares one o f the greatest desideratum» is having ruuiuug blood in th eir veins. There are many well performed m ore* on the tu rf who prove (ailcures in the stud, and vice versa "When, however, a mare w hose fame ou the tu rf suggests she w ill throw good stock «¿id she proves a ctunparativo fail ure, it is difficult to find a good reason for this failure. It may be the sclijctiou o f a sire was a mistake, or that the mare had t<x> much racing on tbe tu rf, and this in some w ay injured her fo r the stud use. Running blood in a m are does not nec essarily mean she must have been a great performer, although w e should prefer a mare that had shewn die could gallop. Rich men can purchase almost any thing they may desire, and therefore no mistake should be made when first form ing a stud to secure the best possible blood, not only on the sire’s side, but particularly on the dam’s. One o f the first questions asked when we hear o f a sthd farm being formed after. “ W h at sort of a sire baa he got?" is, W h a t sort o f mares have bejeii bought?" That is the question o f v ita l importance. Investing money in good hhxod mares is a profitable speculation, but a man o f ma tured judgm ent and experience should be selected for the task. Breeding could be made to pay aud has been made to pay handsomely, but it w ill t»e a difficult matter to make a idtud farm a success unless there is; plenty o f infusion of running bkxxL"— Excluuige. A New Use For the Cahle Car. L .1 — Truth. H all's Catarrh Cure is taken internally ami nets ditectly on the blood and mu A great number of Njusy 41 - cous surfaces of the system. Mend for trout linve been tty^ve* ampshire testimonials, free. ' n Hev,!nl* F. J. C h e n e y * Oo., Toledo, <). California strea,w«, # 1 ’ ’ ___ ___ a good results. A W Sold by druggists, 75c. f\ C a re H o w M any. Made only by 1« Would Kuw Him. She—If you married a girl in the hope that site would one day oome into a fortuue, Select a > l e r « W i l l » G uotl R u n n in g B lo o d In H e r V ein s. Be Was Prepared For Nnakes and Didn't Send three cent« In stamp« to N. K. Falrhank «V Co.. Chicago. Air hand some Cottolene Cook Hook, contain ing ftlx hundred recipes, prepared by ulne eminent authorities on cooking. C’otloieue is sold by all grocer*. Stocksoo—How much did you low ou Consolidated Subwuyf Boniwlo— Isisof Not a cent. Just btfor. the stock tumbled 1 gave all 1 had of it to my wife.—Chicago Tribune. BREEDING RACE HORSES. UNDISMAYED. l to m H I« Olitalo ♦ ------ - From An S v C a r' ,D.«v’a Ksperlenoe. The upholsterer bee lines her nest 8 o i7v lh Chicago Daily Columrt. with the leaves o( (lowers, always choos a C h ic a g o , October 7, 1893' ing such hs have very bright colors. E d '' .or Calumet: I desire to let the TUf.v are invariahh- cut in circles so ,eople of this section know the great exact that no compare would ms1 them more true. >e benefit I have derived from the use of Chamberlain’s Pain Halm. I am an engineer, ami in filling my duties as Baltimore, Md., Oct such, often become overheated, while M r N o r m an L i u h t y , D ' 14 1^91 DgAR Hm:— W ill y 8 Moines, la. the strain on my hack from stooping enough to let me 1 ,„ plt!tt, e |,e Ufnd over my engine is very great, and lias axent in Bullir* .mow who is your caused me much suffering. These pains Krause’» He- She—Isn't that a lovely sunset? ■ore,,Md., for the sale of were of such freguent recurrence, that lrii-il to , ÿ ' He—Yes, it is. It reminds me of some ..daube Capsules? I have I feared kidney trouble. Physicians could do nothing for me, and often, af I have painted myself.—Life. * . t them at a iwmlier of drug ter catching cold I would he laid up 7 ,,ut have always failed. I had Too Abaeutmlndetf* ral boxes of tbe capsules sent me and lose a day or two’s work. About a year ago I caught a severe cold anil .rum Washington, and found them to had to go to lieil. Tho pain in my back be the very best remedy I have ever was terrible and I could get no relief. p p n had for severe headaches. I sent to a drug store for some kind of Very truly yours, liniment ami the druggist said Cham 1 5 0 9 Patterson Ave. M kh A. L. D a v i s . berlain's Pain Balm was as goal as any Tw o mountain lion» engaged in a thing. I had the Pain Balm well rub Unlit at Elaimore, Cal., recently. Tlie bed in across the small of my hack, tli. ii wet a flannel cloth and bound it following »lay they "e re found at the Bottoni of a reaervoir in a deadly am- across the seat of pain. In a few hours relief came, the pain had vanished, and brace. the next day I went to work and have Sliiloh’s Cure, the great c nigh and not lost a day since. Yours Reap., B. croup cure, ia for sale hy all druggists. W. B r a d l e y , Engineer. Pain Balm is Pocket aize contains twenty-five doses, for sale here hy druggists. only 25 cents. Children love it. A colored woman of Leavenworth, The new programme of public in- Kan«., »«e d 101 year», was baptized in structio»' adopted in France devotes Five-mile Creek recently. more time to tin study of English and The fall ol the year is a trying season less to the study of German. for elderly people. The many cheerless Bhiloh’s Vitaliser is what you need dark, dismal days act depressingly, not Roland— H ello! H ere’s a dollar that I for dyspepsia, torpid liver, yellow skin to aay injuriously, on both old and didn’t know I had. I ’ ll treat N e llie to or kidney trouble. I t is guaranteed to young. Now is the time to re-enforce some oysters 1 give you satisfaction. Price, 76 cents. the vital energies with Ayer’s Sarsapa rilla— the best of all blood medicines. The stale of Michigan has taken an R fe S z .T A M iX A lifl'ir The total number o' employes in the important step in the treatment of con sumption by deciding to quarantine service of railways in this country lust year was 821,415. the disease. & t il “ The best in the world.’’ This is what W. I). Woodring, of B»ird!y. Ky., says of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. He s|Mike from (lersonal experience in the use of it, himself ami family hav ing just lx-en cured of bad coughs and colds by it. For sale by druggists. di •V A D e a lra b le P la c e . H o w H o (l o t In . “ You know Mr. Griffin?” “ Yes.” “ W ell, he promised to join the Christian Endeavor society if I ’d let him kiss me.” “ And did you?” “ W ell, he’s Just become a member.” — Drake’s Magaziue. / ' -\ “ Come along in, dearest." JL. SctflL. 50cta.,ADd fLOJper Bcti Jr One ocut a dc.*e. T m i Q n a n t C ovoh *C uf rorjptly'ctirsâ whi-YP ril others faiL coujlia. Croup, Sore Th roa t, Hoarseness, V/h obp ioc Couçh nnO A»thma. For ConstucpttoO It nus n c rival; has cured thousand«, ar.d Will CC R» TOO tr taken iu time. Ek>!d by Dnig-jistî on a guar antee. For a Lame Na. k c-r ChoC u » SHILOH’S BELLADONNA FLASTBR,25e. 0 [L H% .CATARRH 'REMEDY. ______________________rena T la r e y o u O atarrh j^ T h *» renunly t o g w u to*»J U . c u r e y o u * P r ic e , ¿Jeta. K A R L S nGtOYEl H O O T / The average height of cloud« mile o r r e t i r e r a little m o r e . — -- ♦ i, a - r > A w Mt ir v i A n » i w t h l i > L a x a t iv » an d N E R V E T O N I C . ------ Tire word penknife w one of the word# found only once in Uie bible. —L ifo SoM by I>nigr<flfs or went by mail, ¿ôc., «kx. and $1.00 par parka«». 5ampira fr»». A U B A Tb» Favorit» « c n K « ; n THE \sHASTA ROUTE . S T A N D A R D O IL C O M P A N Y . -or THE- SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. i he tLiiik« They all Testify Xa To th. Etncoey of th , W orld-R .no.M d Cxurea« Train« leave Portland tally' LE A V E : a RKIVK: l*nrtl«i».J 0:1ft P U I ten Fraiicuco 10:1ft A Sail Fraiiulfftro. .7:00 P Al | Portland...... 8:40 k | ALBERT DRAY, TRUCKMAN, The above train« stop «t «11 «t«tioni trmm Portlamd to Albany enclueiv«, ala* Tangent, hhedd, flak*? Hairiafiuiv. Junctisn City, Irvin« *ud Eogeue « m 4 - all fetation» from lloMburg to AokJand enclosiv«. D a l la s : O r e g o n . H oh «*burg Mai) Dgilv. LEAVE: Portland 8:10 A U Hose burg 7:00 A M A fnir share oi patronage solicited and all oqdurn promptly filled. ì Specific. f The old-time tlmple V remedy from tne Georg1* swamps au 1 hua ■ gone forth to the autlpodi1*, “ astonishing theekeptlcal and I confounding the theories of " those who depend solely on the 1 physician’s skilL There in no blood " taint which it doe«not immediately eradicate. Poison« outwardly absorbed or tfco result o f vile diseases from within all yield to thU potent but simple remedy. It ia an unequale-i ton I«-, builds up the old anti feeble, cures a ll disease« arlffing from impure blood or weakened vitality. Send for a treatise. Examine the proof. 9 iF r u y g is ts S e ll I t . S WI F T* S P E C I F I C CO.. R C ed ross T P ills an sy Th* Ladies Suppressed Monsiruction P A IN F U L Msnsiruciicn And a PREVENTIVE lor Portland............ l : » P D IN IN G CAKH ON O G D E N A .. .1 . D A I N T E R , lieuse, sign mul ornainent»l, grain W KSTfSIllE G IV IN I0 K « Betwoeii Portland gnd Corralli«. ing. kalttoming and p a («r hanging. H a l l a s , - - MArf T E A II DAILY. EXUEFT SUED AT. O keqon 7 :B0 A M Lv. a m Lv. C. G. C O A 11, C u sh tor. H . M . E L I .I S , Premiti«* nt. D ALLAS C IT Y HANK. Expresa Daily, i ^XOI xoent äanday. 4:ft0 P M Lv. 7:ta p M Ar. jrtûuid Oregonian Railw ay Division, Portland and Yam hill Railw ay. $■ Makes collections on ail points in the Puri Ac North Loan money and discount« paper at the uaua |,;>tes; Allow interest on time deposits.' PasseiiKcr depot, foot of Jefferson street. A1RL1E M A IL —THI-WEF.KLY. Portland Arrive 8:00 p. m Dallas Arrive 8:27 a. ia Arrive 6:06 p. in. Ah lie Leave 7:00 a. 1 » 9.40 a m> Leave 4:88 p. m. 1aAV9 Are Safe and Reliable. Per'crtly Hannl • Through TifljctJ To all Pointr in tie E»*teni State* Canada and Europe can bt Obtained at , Lowest Rates from I. N. Woods, agent ! Dallas. P u r d y V ege ta b le ! Never Fail. p n i C E $ 1 . 00 . — ALL KINDS OF— 1 IL KOEHI.EK, Manager. IRON WORK TO ORDER. Yin de ri^chom. Co, Des M oines, Iow a. F o r sale by J. D. B elt, »*‘lc agent. DR. JORDAN & CO.’S GREAT MDSEDM OF ARATOMT k 1 0 6 1 M a r k e t St., B a n F r a n c is c o (Between Oth and 7th Sts.) Go and learn how wonderfully you are made and how to avoid sickncee ’and disease. Museum enlarged with thousands of new object«. Admis sion 25 cte. P r iv a t e O ffic e -n a m e B u ild in g 1 0 5 1 m a r k e t S t r e e t -D is e a s e « of m e a -stricture, loss of manhood, diseases of the skin and kidneys quickly cured without the use of mer cury. Treatment peiaonally or by letter. Bend for book. E. P. ROGERS, Asst. Gen. F. h P. Agi. Portland Ore«en Repairing Promptly Done. ED. BIDDLE, - PROP. 3 TH O WILLIAMS, Merchant^ Tailor. THE W1LLAMMETTE. — HALEM , OREGON.— The Best Hotel between Portand and Ban Francisco., FINh WORK AND GOOD FTS A SPEC IALTY. In a ll it* Appointments^ -A _ I . W A - O lT E m ID -A -T a I a -A -S , o r e g - o n IN TH E W O RLD . Its w ea rin g qualities nro unsurpassed, actual o u tla stin g tw o boxe3 o f a n y oth er brand. N. •fle e te d b y heat. f . T T i l E Ö I .Y l ! > 1 __ FOH SA LE B Y D EALERS G E N E R A L L Y . A* Scientific American Agency for t r Ar. I :ik A M OKKUON, Traiifluct« a general banking bueini in all ■ ranchtin, Buys and »«1!» exebanau on principal point United States ; Ar. u:86 P Portland tarry - L*. 8 :UMP M Lv. i M P M Ililít P M Ar. Corvalks Al Album and Corvalis Jis ».oAnci t with trains of Ove gon Pacific railroad. FEWIT.l' __ iliU EU l La kiTILS . Sent po'tj'ald on receipt of price. Money refunded if not as BEST K O l'Tftt , -A N D — ltKOO.NI> O U S S » L E K P I N O O A R * A t ta c h e d to a l l T b i o u g L T r e iu « . M A K T 1 N , OP DALLAS, D r a w e r 3 , A tlan ta. G a. AK11IVE: 1 Uodteurg........... 6 : » P PU LLM A N BU FFET SLEEPER8. Bo» h u on “ Blood and Skin Disease» ” mailed fie** ÿ P ro p rie to r THE P E R F E C T S KIMBALL PIANO. t o n p :; ■ « i PERFECT i TOUCH SCALE] fjllífí’l' ridateja D ESIG N CAVEATS, TRADE M ARKS, D E S IC N \ m C O P Y R I G H T S , etc. F o r inform ation and free Handbook w rite to M U N N & CO.. 3*;i B r o a d w a y , N e w Y o r k . Oldest bureau fo r securing patents in Am erica. K rery patent taken gut by us is brought before the pubJic by a notice gi\'en free o f charge in the THE BR L L I A N T E J'iicutific j^meriau H ALLET! & DAVIS PIANO. b r il l ia n t ] Laruest circulation o f any scientific paper in the world. Splendidly illustrated. N o in telligent man should be without it. W e e ilv . a ▼ear; $1.50 six months. Address M U N N & CO., tt'B L is iiU R ^ 3 o l Broadway, N ew York City. world move«. Howard’s father i* a physician, and one day when the doctor w h s out Howard aud | a iittl« playmate were “ playing doctor” in the real doctor’» office. Presently Howard threw open a closet door and revealed an articulated skeleton to tilt- terrified gaxe of his playmate, but Howard himself was per fectly calm. “ Pooh, W aiter!” he said to his playmate, “ what are you afraid of? U ’s nothing but an old skellingtoii!” “ Wb-wb- where did it come from?’’ asked Walter, with chattering teeth. “ Oh, I don’t know. Pap« has bail it a long time. I kiimm likely it was his first patient.'*—Harper’s Young , People. ___________________ Friend—Did you lose anything in th« Bustall l»ank? Depositor- Not a cent. “ W ell, well! I f you knew the thing was going np, why didn’t you m j »o f” “ I didn’t know. I had to go off on busi ness, so I left mv wife some blank checks She went shopping. ’—N »w York W sskir — VIA— We F>»»reiittf« it to be t.n i.iemonr rubMi»U* uneoa Aek tat It, <•» . « g i r t an d rem inders u! j ! o r ILLUMINA UNO OIL. Of the »treat vitn« he had at the fair. -WadfiufctOB btar. oertifitmte is mode out that that individ ual is the rightful owner. This he must preserve as long as the animal remains in his possession. The certificate must go with the horse when it is sold and be produced ou demand. When, therefore, anybody claims to own a horse and can not show the certificate, he caD be jerked before the law instantly. This plan would work well where there are ouly a few horses, but a western American ranchman wonld have some trouble get ting certificates for several thousand. A hsn only produces half as many eggs the se»«>nd year of her laying as she does the first. Prime fat chickens, ducks and geese are in good demand. For fattening an old cow that has lost her teeth chop up fine the clover hay. timothy or corn fodder that yon feed her. Put it in a large tank or kettle aud pour boiling water over it. Cover the tank till the hay and fodder are thor oughly softened and steamed. Sprinkle cornuieal over this steamed food at the rate of about six quarts a day in two feeds. Give besidee plenty of chopped roots or pumpkins. A new business and one that ought to be profitable lias been started. It is the building of silos to order. It is so diffi cult for one inexperience»! to make oc the ground a silo perfectly airtight thal there will certainly be a market for th. ready made one of any desired sixe. shipped in shape to put in place, like windmill or a thrashing machine, Th. A d v a n t a g e s o f M a trim o n y . in tlfil) the King of Northumberland gave 800 aerre of land for one bts'k containing the history of the world. ih .nor Give his face an «xî*re*«teu of ear«, But hi* «a rro w all »unta, and ho binile« wüea A gentleman who was traveling through one of tho most insalubrious tlistricts of ln<lia found living there an Irishman of L i v e S to c k P o in t «. very contented appearance. A'.l hens kept after they are 2 years “ I don’t see how you can live in a place,” said tho traveler, “ where people die so thick old are a loss to the owner. and fasti” Russia has finally invented the way to “ Tell me the place, sorr,” said the man, prevent horse ate»ling. When a man “ where people niver <lie—tell me the place, buys a horse or otherwise uoines into and I ’ ll go there meself to end me days!” — possession of it honestly, a government E x c h a n g e . ____________ _ Mr. Stalate—Won’t you sing something. Miss Minnie? M is» Minnie (yawning)—W hy, Mr. Sta- late, don’t you know it is considered un lucky to sing before breakfast.*■—Truth. Don’t ruin yonr digestive organs with pills and purgatives. Take Simmon’s ■ ■■■"■ • ■■■- ♦ — ■■ The steamers between Europe and Liver Kegulator. Nnrih America carry on an average On an average a locomotive engineer about 70,(KM) passengers per month. travels 20,000 miles in the course of a C a t a r r h In th a H e a d year /J Is undoubtedly a tlisesee of the blood, ---------- . . . —>— —— and an such only a reliable blood puri That pain under the shoulder blade | fier tan elf* cl a perf* t and psim m ent is dp-pa pais. Take Simmon's Livei j cu e. Hood’s Sarsaparilla is the best Regulator. blood purifier, and it has cured many Business worries ase said te he the j very severe cases of catarrh. Catarrh Waiter—This ia not a dollar, airl It cause of 12 per cent of Ihe cases ol in of eittimes leads to consumption. Take b a a a lady'* photograph in itl—Truth. Hood's Harsuparilla before it ia Ux> sanity. late. That shortness of breath ia dyspepsia. ” B «»«in g I p a Big HI1L** Hood’* Tills do not purge, pain or Take Simmon's Liver Kegul ttor. gri • . lull sol promptly, easily ami Stephen Langton. Archbishop of eltu >uii tty. 25c. Canterbury, first divided the Bible in ---- - - « • -- —— In Ciiimwe the letter I has 145 wavs to chapters aud verses, this about tlie ol being pro'ioum-e'l, ami each pro close of the Twelfth Century. nuneistioo hm a »liffereiit meauiug. Simmon's l.ner Regulator ia a most ---- -----♦ - I leal It my duty to sav a few words excellent a| petixing tonic — Sami. S, in ruguiii to Ely’s Cream Balm, ami I I’enta, 1 ’ Imp. to Bishop to North Cane do so entirely without snHriMioc. I lina. have used it more or leas half s year, and have found it obe most admirable I have .offered from cstarrli of Ihe worst kind ever since I was a little boy ami I never hoped for cure, bul Cream Balm seems to do even that. Many of My . e piaiiilancra have used it wila excellent results —Oscar Oslrum, 45 Warren A *«., Chicago. 111. II le Beet. Th« poet had a hard row to hoe, and his wife imi 1 been hoeing it with iiii\w,.aitd not always uncomplainingly, for sh* hafl held his writings in poor esteem and often urged him to turn his talents in some-other direc tion. His luck changed, though, after a long time, and he hcgait to have money in plenty. One day ua his wife sat 1 coking at him he wrote her a check for $100 anti handed it to her. The dear woman’s eyes filled with tears as bhe-read it. “ George, love,” she said as she came over and put her arm about his neck, “ that is really the best thing you ever wrote,” and George thought it wasn’t half bad himself. —Detroit Free Press. g u m . «liutai debt E A S T and S O U T H ! I T li» H I G H F i n i TICKT, i r IS O » U N I k o K M Q U A L IT Y . Worti. It. A Y w adk D a k o t a S h ep h erd . E n d in g th e A g o n y . —— a • a ■ ■ ■■ ■ Health demands a healthy liver Take Simmon’s Liver Regulator for dyspepaia and indigestion. ♦ » ---- —— Out of every seven of the inhabitants of England and Wales is a Londoner. —Harper’s Bazar. EOCENE I f there- is a shepherd in South Dakota who thoroughly understands his busi ness, it is little W ilb e r Lathrop o f Red- field. W hen w e called there a short . time ago, w e found him in charge o f tw o \\ flocks o f sheep». These he had to keep , from wandering in to neighboring fields, ,| and also separate from each other. One i was the lam bing flock, the other the | wethers, yearlings, etc. Althou gh %ve have handled sheep for t 15 years, fro m .th is 12-year-old boy we learned, some things about handling ; sheep w e did not know before. Am on g them was h ow to bring in new born lambs, have their mothers follow , j ride o r lead a horse at the same time and drivo in tw o flocks o f sheep. T o do this , the little fello w had a low box fastened upon tw o barrel Btaves, which served as runners. Into the box he put a little dry grass, on which he laid the new i com er or comers, as the case m ight be. * T o this was fastened a rope 15 or 20 feet long by which he drew tbe box while riding the horse and directing the move ments of the flocks. A s the box was low the mother sheep follow ed it closely, al most im agining that their lambs were w alking tow ard the sheds. I f the sheep proved at all afraid of the dog or horse, the dog was given the hal ter and told to lead the horse ahead, c which he did promptly. The horse, dog | and boy seemed to have a perfect under standing, and after w e had seen them handle the sheep w e were not at all sur prised when he told us that from 200 grade Delaine Merino ewes they had raise<l over 170 lambs and lost only eight, and that there w ere more to come. W e predict that this boy w ill be heard from in the sheep annals o f South Da kota.— Dakota Farmer. Work For H*in. Guard (at tlie W orld’» fair>—Thrre «oes Archibald von Boom, the famous war cor respondent. Visitor^-Ha» ha come to report the meet ings of the lady manager«?—New York Weekly. _______________ _ It is no easy thing to dresa harsh, coarse hair so as to make it look grace ful or hecomiug. By the use of Ayer’s Hair Vigor, this difficulty i ^ removed, and the hair made tu assume any siyl< or arrangements that may be desired. Give the vigor a trial. The United States has 115 medical Over 40,000,000 trees have t>een pin.Hed in HwiUerland in seven years schools, regular, eclectic ami lumiea in the effort to "reforest” the country. pathic. F o r O v e r F ifty V t»p ». An oi l and well tried remedy. — Sir*. * Inelow'e Soothing Syrup hen been ueed for over fifty year« by m illion» of niothere for their children while teething, w ilt) perfect « i u t m . It eoothee the child, »often » the gum», ellev» ell pein, cure» wind colic, end i» tho bent remedy for Iherrhtee. 1» pleee-uit to the t««te Hold hy dnnrgUtft In every pert <»f the world Twen ty-five’ cent« e bottle. Itii value ia incalculable Be ■ore end aak for Mra. W indow'» Soothing Syrup, and take no other kind a f Any pareos ree.Évwg a urrnula eopv . a paper will ideare ooneldre it sa Cov itauoa o becouie a A B r a v « M u «. Gu.ird (to pi'H-HtiiKor » . 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Either of the above papers wa will tend postpaid as a pre mium on receipt of tbe follow. Ing subscription prieen for tbe combination: DAILY CALL AID THIS PAPER, PER TEAR, $600 US ADVANCE WEEKLY CALL Aid This Piper, $2 25 nr Per Tor, ADVAXCE P A R K ! The.new addition to Dallas, lies four blocks southwest of the court house, commanding a view of the whole town and surrounding country. Shade trees are set out along all the streets, which are graded and 80 feet wide. Size of lots— >0x144, with allleys through the blocxs. . ,HE SAN FRANCISCO WEEKLY CALL Ia a handaom, eigiiti page paper. It Is luued every Thursday, and contains all of tne Important news of the week, gleaned from every quar ter of the globe, complete up to date of publication. It fur- nlshM tho latest and most reliable financial news and market quotations, and gives special attention to horticul tural and agricultural nows, and la In every respect n first- class family paper, appealing tothe Interest of every member of the household. _ ■» ------* c ----- " (S i F IR PRICE $65 AND $95 PER LOT. These lots are sold on the installment plan— $10 cash, balance on three, six, nine and twelve months' time without interest. This is by long odds the prettiest and best addi tion to Dallas. Wm. P. WRIGHT. Agent. DALLAS LUMBER YARD. J* Ii. N u n n , fr o n r ie t o r . Full stock of best quality seasoned lumber and all kinds of dimension tim b e r s . Doors, windows, bracets, mouldings, laths, s h in g le s , cedar posts, ornamental fencing and stair material. P ric e s of doors, 2 ¿xCJxli, $1.75; 2*x- fifx li * .q x (> ix li, $ 2 ; 2 lx G jx li, $2.25; shingles, $2.50; common windows, $ 1 .2 5 to $2.50. Door and window frame» carried in stock. Terms cash, or bankable note in 30 days. “I Wirt to ¡In Us* iYMmt," Therefore, when we assure advertiser» thit this paper en- t» rs at h ast nine-tenths of the homes iti polk county and that its contends aie carefully read hy all the inmates what better mediumjean business men want in which topuuh the sale of their goods. They sbduW Leaf it! mind that, accor ding to tin* experience of the largest and most successful ad vertisers, dull times doe« not warrant ~a suspension of their | advertisements. H w forth» TaaCk «tal Brantkeflteh ■