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Pur up tri ri» a» w:it©h-shup©rtt>ntt)ef»,*iiir«i( ITCHING AND SCALY Conico, sinaii li; 1« - Lieu ns. fcôo. per bottle. “German DALLAS NURSERY. Choice Trees at Fair Prices. W lm t I ! i * j F a r m e r l’ uy*. A Balloon for the KkUer. Oregon’« n»tpu» »if wool for IN02 if It tins been «primat«*;! that tii« farm ers j An Ou i- ’*n. The sum of BO.000 marks(£ J.000) which limateli . 16 000.000 pound*. 1 o f th « U nited States pay the «norm eus | , I want to *a.v to thp public that I ¡un still I». the Re ‘dv Individual ly)— My Skin DlaeaM • Y<M»rm. D octor, and the German emperor has just pre-'-euted sum o f Adflu.OOO.OOO every year for the i nur»tT> huiiiiit'M, ami have a fiuer Block o f fruit dear sir. you look lii¿» an American. I ¡<'•' 1 ? appi tit«-, purify th© whole Medicine» U s e le . Cured by tree» on hand thi* full than ever before, which I am to the German Society for the Promotion transportation <>f pr»xluce ami grain r on Mio livor, Uli»* ¡{»» hiu N wíuíú I i iroi»xrc.l to hc II un low a* in comUHtent with flint am »>ne »if your countrymen. For heaven’f C u tlc u ra fo r $ 4 .7 5 . of Aerial Navigation for the advance from the farm to the nearest market c u.ne stock. AH stock strictly grafted with • i«>"*» sake help me to get som» .hir - to »»at. ; favorable condì- ; ■ ut from ireee hearing good fruit ( bo you need not be ment of this science is to lie devoted to MiiiiieupulU is making .3* .000 l»ar Tourist (recognizing)— Why, Bugley, place. U n d e r the in afraid of degeneration cuuited by w |¡no tice oi *• me I feel 1» U a y duty to tell you me eiperienc. the construction and equipment of a lions WHg«*n transportation over th*« av meli cutting Hciotn« off young iree# m the nursery la of Hour on an averag a day. old boy, is this you? With yodr OuTicrao R m u m . I h“',” , ' " T he majority o f well-read phys erage rond rosis from fifteen to twenty rowa). My a lock ia young ami vigoroua. P ie»»* ■-----.■ t tot 0„ r Dtuo ywte with » dr.mlful .kin giant balloon. This balloon will tie as bo dy Individual—Yes, Cbolly, old fel corren pond with me or come and ace my atóvk.i«« 1 When 1 first felt high as a four storied house, will be fifty - icians now believe that Consump Quarante©«! to ©ur- Bilious Attacks and I cents per ton f*»r each mile. D u rin g have no agent in the field. .............. I want every body ____.... .............. ......... jrv body H, ther« appeared * f*w low. Concupiti ion, Sunul Hlio H*- hiim . tion is a germ disease. In other al ly spring til* know l never «lid emoloy anyone to nell tic - for part o f winter and in •mall red «pot* on my six feet in diameter and it will contain Tourist—Why, what could have unlit 'work wii.n, me,—though l did wholesale some upplea iu.«t neaia — breast, and It kept on no less than 2,580 cubic meters of gas roads are usually im p a y a .loiw, b le , u*»m held words, instead of being in the con muh | | ( | | IM ,thil c .l-c tu M eara. Yount .v Kiuihaíl. I ut ■nreadieg slowly. It »U»rt- Great ih itaiu ha > enough coal *t»>r brought yon to this? ! is ont of the question ati»l nearly io, j they were ¡leu 1er« in ! ree« amt mixed my trecawitb stitution itself it is caused by innu ed the same on my back, It w ill be made of Egyptian cotton stuff, tìoely individual (wiping away a tear) ed in her mines to las*t lier 000 seal's M WHITER vK I between my shoulders. A and will be coated with vulcanized gum, »urwriw. merable small creatures living in the —A book called “ How to Make a Trip to 000.000 «traft aniinaD havo to be kept ii. r> (*«■>* few days after the spots idleness, causing a lor*» oi ;u least V*?» turned fray, and b*«uu which is considered better than varnish. .... .MuuRiuieBaao lungs having no business there and Europe ...... . ou __ $*¿00,” but—but it di»lu’t say itching. Small scales would | A rather interesting feature of the bal Q00,Ooo. From figures 1 « cently prepared eating them away as caterpillar^ do ^ow back.—Million. fall oil, so it continued • loon will be the provision of a special by Mr. John M. Stahl, au authority ol spreading all over my the leaves of trees, i ------------------------- The dictionary was made .bv Chi body. I tried all the pat valve of a new kind, which will keep the highway improvement., it is learned that A G e r m The phlegm that is Lo«>klii|( for Work. ent medicines I could think gas pure for a longer time, and therefore C ARE OF THE PIANO. CSC sell* d ll - I» ( ' 1 lO’J. the establishment of g«*xl roads would of, or get hold of. 1 ul*o coughed up is those 1 consulted doctors. Yes, sustain the balloon for a longer iieriod. save the farmers of the United States — SA LE M , OREGON.— Prevent un ire Curst!Mutilili unii Sick« D is e a s e . parts o f the lungs they would cure me in a It is proposed to make within a year no Ism « Prarl Inil Nii(r<«%lloiu W hlch should |500,000,000 a year—a sum which would Ill Diluvili , a S I Bile limns. 11*5 Iteinem b«r©«l. thort time, hut they slw.yk failed. Th.-n I ■ « II w h i c h h a v e been wipe out the national debt in thro© years. all ud thinking there was no cure for me. borne leas than fifty journeys with the bal The Beat Hotel i'e*we»n Portand and Saa “ The care of a piano must be begun Kw ra.loiS. iio , 1 notu-vd your sdr.m-.-ra.nldn loon and to ascend as high as possible, gnawed off and destroyed. These A system of gravel and macadamized Dick» us wrote w nt' -finir boi Francisco. the moment the piano enters your [be T ..om . Vom int (itobr; thouuhl 1 would try up to 88,000 feet if necessary, with arti Tittle bacilli, as the germs are called, roads, built l»y competent men, is needed »lupii¡ning 1,123 character*. the C im c u a . K . m . u i « « , not thiukuik it would do house," a ¡nano maker said to a New rae luoi-h fund, hut to o.y .urprlK, thrrr hole, of ficial respiration. Over 1400 will he ex are too small to be seen with the In every state of the Union. The legisla York Recorder writer, “ and to bt effect Curr. i ha , on. c»k. of CUTKUHA * u p . u d three pended in purchasing scientific apparatus . i * re mid Qcncrul De tures of a number of states have shown naked eye. but they are very much bottle, of OvncVBA Rl.or.ruHT cured rae entlreU Experiments will, if ive it calls for th** employment of some bim}, Small hi.i le uns. iiôc. per botile. My .kiu I. DOW a. white u d pure a. that of » child. for this balloon. a disposition to aid the advocates of alive just the same, and enter the good common sense. If it la: an upright I Lend mv photoijraph. I trace many friend. In | possible, be simultaneously made with .In all its Appointments. good highways. Soon we may expect A solivi mir spo il made by a Do« body in our food, in the air we Chicago. 111., and bt. Paul, Minn. two other balloons to further investi piano, do not stand it close to the wall Moines it ^ JOHN E. PKAK80N, the passage of hills providing for the -A.. I . W A . G N E E , the breathe, and through the pores of an bear* on it* handle unless yon prefer to have the tone muf P. O. Box 1062, Whatcom, ashlngton. gate the physical conditions of the at inauguration of the work. But before fled It will sound best across a corner low eoa t i f arm* and in tin bowl Uf the skiu. Thence they get into the P r o p r ie to r . mosphere.—Pall Mall Budget. the movement receives the hearty sup-1 of a room. Keep a piano in the winter Lord’s Fri ver. blood and finally arrive at the lungs C utlcura Resolvent port of the farmers they must be con in the coolest part of the room—not ex where they fasten and increase with The Queen’« Statuary at Italinoral. The new Blood and Bkln Purttor. Internally and If«»v. It lie cm » . «»palar. vinced that the actual distance from | CUTII I'HA, the grent r-kln Cure, and I t Tin HA BANKS. frightful rapidity. Then German Her majesty proposes to place a statue posed. of course, to frost or dampness. farm to market is not t»' I k * measured giiAP, the exquhdle rlkln Beautlder, elternall) , In W! I'll people find ail isrfi* !<• mu.d. “ The most serums injuries that befall Farmer’s W ife—W hy don’t you go to by miles, but by th»* character of th»* Syrup comes in, loosens them, kills stantly relieve ami apeedlly cure every dlua..- and of the Kuqicror Frederick in the grounds pianos are usually the results of temper sujierior t»» an\thing of tin kind they them, e-:pells them, heals the places j work? humor of the .kin, »o»l|>. and blood, with I » » <■« of Balmoral, which are crammed with road*, and that i>oor »iirt roads an» a tax Kl I IS, ( n ID , hair, from infancy to age, from pimples to scroiula. iu\: ever before u*e»l, Huy ,lit memorials of the queen's deceased rela ature. either it is too dry or too damp they leave, and so nourish and | Tramp—1 would if I had the tools, ,4 ¡mlil«r. I’l er»l«l lit. exceeding in volume every other burden 1 '•ire to tell their friends about it, an* From careful observation it is safe to tives and friends, while every hilltop in Bold everywhere. Prlee. Cl TlcfHA 50c.; B oap soothe that, in a short tim e consump- j Farmer’s W ife—What sort of tools borne by the rural |x>i>olatiun . . . . , . ,, / ,,rr v litvii * 5c.: Rr.Hot.viNT. »1. Prepared by the I oTTtK the neighborhood bears a cairn. There say that 90 per eeut of the pianos in “ «p» »dally if they know of A » soon as farmer» will tnke the troo- I I A L L A > »111 l> A n l\ , DHUQ AND CU H ItAL COHPUHATION, H o M Dealers a, a c t iv e s become germ -proof and well, ^ “ ‘¿ L f e and f„ rk.-T ex as Sift- cold latitudes have lifter the first year needing such an article How to Cure Skin Diseanen «4 pages, are only three statues—one the prince bio of keepinif reifttlar atcomit* of the o«-n learn 'he true value of uieir tit* one or more cracks in their sounding 60 illustrations, 100 tcstlmonlaU, muilt d free. T h o u g h t I t th e lte g u lu r 'in .fig . ings. consort, by Theetl (representing him in OK PALLAS, OREGON, cost of hauling proilucts they will ile- boards If your house is heated by a oid when they have an article of un The patient traveler had sat alone in thi n jM P L E S , blackheads, red, rough, chapped, and highland dress): the jubilee statue of inaml better roads. Until then the agi The T r ia l T oo Cireat. stove, put your instrument in a room i-inil merit they » ill t ’ m ^ i n v iri .bL car for an hour, absorbed in his newspaper, I r im Oily skin cured t»y C i . t u h i a S qai ». TriuidactH a ««moral liAnking bufiinesH In all the queen, which was presented to her tation must be kept up by the pres» and branches ; by her Scottish tenantry and servants: without a stove—in one that is heated mention 1 1 it lact to their customers. when the brakeman opened the door and . She felt that she had not sufficiently that growing class of bright young men Huy* amt sol If exchange on principal point.» In the ^ WEAK, PAINFUL KIDNEYS, and a statue of John Brown, by Boehm, from an a«ljoining room If yon have 1 hi.' account* in a great m«-a*ure for bawled out: tested his love for her in making him United Stute» ; With their weary, dull, aching, lifeless, “ How long are you going to wait hgre?! wait thirty-seven minutes while she ad and women commonly culled "bicycle steam or furnace heat, your piano will h" large sal»» on (.'hamberkiin’* Cough Make» collection» on all point» in the Pacifie North] which occupies a conspicuous position f H all-gone sensation, relieved In on*1 cranks.” The latter, under the able west ; do better if kept in a room that is not Remedy Here i* an install«-»*: \V L A ll the other pas*! ngers have got out and 1 justed her hat. \ m inute by the C u tlrur » Antl-T • on a wooded bank near the garden. Loan money and d¡»count» paper at the usua \ Plawter. The first and only instanta quite warm enough for comfort. Needham, a prominent citizen and walk' t to the station long ago.” When she took her seat beside him in leadership of Mr. Issue B. Potter, have rate» ; Princess Alice is commemorated by a j neous pain-killing strengthening plaster. 25 cent.- “ W h at’s the matter?” inquired the trav . already a. coinplishtu a gicul deal. If Allow interest «>n time depoFita. ‘ You know the sounding hoard—the business man of Oirsourg, Mo., has eler, looking up from his paper. the carriage there came over her an aw they continue the good work ; ubsluutial Celtic cross of granite, and the Duke of n selling < humlKrl.ii ii ’* (/»ugh Rem “ Wreck just, ahead. Thirty-seven freight J ful doubt lest his heart was not all hers. results are bound to reward their labors. | Albany by a seat of polished granite. life of a [nano—is forced into the case An insane man who traveled through cars piled all along the track. It'll takt j She resolve»! to try his affection. The memory of Sir Thomas Biddulph in when it is made so tightly that it bulges edy for several v. arsaml rocommeoil —Chicago Graphic. Northern Missouri three day* ago ha* “ Plantaganet” ---- recalled by a granite fountain. The up in the center The wood is supposed .* to h’> customers, because in his ex another two I 10 114 to clear it away.” reappeared. He drives a horse and an to lie as dry as possible. but of course it “That’s all right,” said the lone passen- ; She threw h»»r soul into the words. perience it ha* proven to b»» the best B A N K I N G C T O ,, bronze statue, of the prince consort in %’h«* K in g o f S w eden . contains some moisture and gathers a | for colds, croup and whooping cough ger, settling himself down again to fcht j ---- “ arc» you prepared to make a sac- ox and wherever the ox chooses to go the grounds is an exact copy of his white 'S A L E M , . . . . OREGON’ perusal of his paper. “ I don’t mind it. I ’m | lot more on damp days and in handling. the man follows. Kin? Oscar of Sweden celebrated his , rifice for me?’* ! He say* it is the most popular medi- : marble statue in the corridor of the cas Now. when you put a piano in an over i cine that lit* handles, and gives the used to traveling 011 milk trains. —Chicago He instinctively gathered the reins in twenty-fifth anniversary ns a doctor o: tle.—London Star. Do ii general banking business and T r ib u n e .__________________ • lOO Reward SIOO. heated dry room all this moisture is ! best satisfaction j one hand and turned a startled face upon philosophy loot month. As Duke of 50 cent bottles foi allow interest on time deposits. An Kn©iny Baffled, The reader cf this paper will be dne»l out. and the board gets flabby and j sale by all Druggists Extreme« Meet. O tnotliland the university of Lund eon- ! her. pleased to learn that there is at least There is an enemy with whom thon- finally cracks fern d .nut decree upon him n quarter of “ An—anything” ---- D J . R f f i O T O ir iS ; one dreaded disease that science has •¡ands uro familiar nil their liven, be ‘How can you prevent it? Easily For some reason h© faltered percep a century aK° in recognition of his serv G E O . W I L L IA M S , WM CNGLAN W AIT IN G FOR 1 H L CHANGE. been able to cure in all its stages, and cause they are horn with a tendency to enough Keep a growing plant in the ices to literalnre and science. His J . W . H O Ü S O N . J A. B A K E R tibly. that is Catarrh' Hall's Catarrh Cure hiili« usnes8. W ith this enemy they room, and as long as your plant thrives S om e P e o p le W o u ld Say I t In J n «t L ik e d. A. R IC H A R D S O N . majesty rpeiiMue day at the university ---- “ you want, my darling.” is the only positive cure known to the are constantly battling with ineffectual your piano ought to, or else there is some and allowed the U hop of FlcnaburK to “ Would” ---- a W o m an . medical fraternity. Catarrh being a weapons. Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters thing wrong with it Just try it and see place Spain a wreath of laurel upon his She looked pleadingly into liis eyes. Time— Fifteen minutes before the train is constitutional disease, requires a con will lmlHe it. Mere purgatives will not how mneb more water you will have to due to leave. brow. The tiuivi rsity is naturally proud ---- “ you die for me?” Place— The jewelry store, stitutional treatment. Hall’s Catarrh reform a disordered condition of tin j pour on the flower in the room where of its ndopte'l alumnus, as the king is a He breathes freer. Cure is taken internally, acting direct liver indicated, not by constipation your plan»» is than on the plants in any j Husband discovered looking at his watch man of learning, able to converse in “ W illingly.” he declared. I impatiently. ly upon the blood and mucous surfaces alone, but. also by aich headaches, yel other room telligently upon almost any topic and a “ Then” ---- [ lie— W e haven't n moment to spare, “ Every one has observed, after pur- She nestled still closer to his side. of the system, thereby destroying the lowness of the skin and eye halls, nan poet of no menu part». dear, and we must catch that train. His majesty is the tallest monarch in ---- “ perhaps you will let me driven foundation of the disease, and giving sea, furred tongue and uneasiness, more • chasing a new piano, that it soon takes on ! She— But I am waiting for the change. Euro’ « , overlapping even the czar of the patient strength by building up the particularly upon pressure on the ritrlit a »lull, smoky appearance. To remove I it will bo here directly. little way.” Gently, but firmly, he told her it Russia by * v ral inches. A fine shock constitution and assisting nature in *k> side, upon and below the short ribs j this use a tine sponge, tepid water and ( He— W e ought to start right away. She— Pm so sorry, but we must wait. 1 would be impossible.—Detroit Tribune. of hair covers his head, ami a long, ing its work. The proprietors have so Avoid drastic purgatives which gripe | castile soap Go over the case a little at heavy beard adds dignity to hi» face. much faith in its curative powers, that and weaken the intestines, and substi a time. The water alone, with the soap, ! gave the clerk a hundred dollar bill. —Lifs. Does a general banking business and He— Yes, if it/s that muck we’ll hare to I 11 his robes of state he looks the ideal All That lie Wanted. they offer One Hundred Dollars for tute this world-famous anti-billions I will usually be all that is needed. A Peek Hinlth’* Pr«»verb. wait for it, but it’s very important that I »leal* in foreign and domestic (-»xcliawo. any case that it fails to cure. Send cordial, which likewise removes nm chamois skin, as dry us can l>e rung out catch that train to close up that deal with He had looked over the samples of the kimr —Chicago Time» “She was a bright young Yankee school- Interes», paid on tim» »!« p«»*its. Bran- for list of testimonials. larisl, stomachic and kidney complaints of water should be used to dry the sur Jones. The opi ion expires in an hour, and m arm ,” said Thompson H. Herndon. “ She various goods in stock, and finally the ! ches in Junction eitv anil Gervais. Address, F. J. C heney it Co., T o rheumatism and nervousness. As a face after using the sponge. For old I’ll lose several hundred if I n issit. tailor asked: came highly recommended to a prosperous “ Can’t I make you a nice dress suit?” ledo, 0. Sold by Druggists. 75c. laxative of the bowels, painless but ef pianos a [wilish of raw linseed oil. two She— This waiting is really aggravating, and aristocratic neighborhood not far from HR. JORV>.%* A' CO’ * ------------ + ------------- “ Naw,” said the young man languidly. fectual, it improves appetite, sleep and parts, alcohol and best venegar, one part but the change will surely I k * here in a mo Little Rock a few months ago. and was not G R E A T MUSEUM OF ANATOMY each, may he applied with good results. ment. Mike Collins, of St. Louis, Inis Bgroeil the ability to digest, and possesses the long in building up a good school. Time “ Naw, 1 think not. I nevah get my 1051 Mark«*!. St.,fii«ii Francisco —VIA— wore on and her pupils advanced wonder dress suits this side of the watah!” to eat three pin»’ feet a ilay for thirty idditional advantage of a standard Shako the polish frequently, use a soft 1 He—They’re unconscionably slow. (betw< e * Ct . a «1 At. b s ) I cotton «doth, one piece to rub it on. and ! She—Ah! 11 ere it comes at last. fully in their studies. She conceived the Facific Route. “ We have some very fine imported Go and learn how wonderfully Southern flays for $10 and the oliain|iionship of tonic. She thrusts it in her pur e, and both idea a few' week* ago of giving an exhibi a large clean piece to finish off with \ou are made and how to avoid broadcloth,” persisted the tailor. Missouri. -------- -«► ----------- 1 start for the door. By tremendous exertion tion of her most proficient class, and in kness and diseases. Museum SHASTA LINE. “ Of cou'se. but I prefer a London The main drainage dipes of London ! Bruises, usually on the front, can be j they succeed in reaching the station in vited all the neighbors to come to the little Pneumonia. Express Trains leave Portland Daily. 'e n la ged with thousands o f new j taken off by rubbing with powdered maker.” »re 82 miles long. j time to see the train move out. schoolhouse on Friday evening, that they LEAVE: ARRIVE: objects. Admission ?5 cts. i pumice stone and water, or with sapolio. A t no time hi the history of the “ W e have a London tailor’s tag that He— 'idler»», confound it, waiting for that might see and hear for themselves the Portland 7:<W P M I San Francisco 8:15 A M ! Ofll«-«', 2 ! 1 Geary St. Disease« <>f San Francisco. .7:00 P U | Portland........... 7:3b A M country has pneumonia fienn so pre The shark is the oldest type of fish. | Clean the keys with alcohol and water, train has knocked me out of $300 at the progress that had been mad»» by her teach by special permission, we put on our c l . »>:. Ieture, 1 *s of raa > • *«i.«ll«o ik «* k «»f Lie valent as dtirinj; the winter months of equal parts. lowest calculation. ings. There was a go»Kl crowd present. goods when desired.” explained the tailor in sort kidn ey« «iniekly cured without tue Knsebiirg Mail Daily. Ono Small Hilo Doan every night for* of mercury. Treatm ent personally or by the last two years. In times pan! a She—Oh, Pm so sorry, dearl She had all the little girls and the little “ Ya-as. but no one sees the tag, you LEAVE: ARRIVE: j week arouse Torpid Livers. 25c. per bottle. Send for book. ette Portland 8:06 A M I Kosehtirg......... 6:40PM I He— So am 1 By the way, how much boys to stand up. She questioned this on« know.” common cold was not considered at all F o r V ou r lliialm n d. Uosohurg fi:'20 A M | Portland....... ...1:00 PM | did that meanly change am.>unt to any about oue thing and another atiout some serious, hut of late years tile great ten “ W ell, we have a special case for pack Here are *1111 pie directions for making London has 60,000 telephone. how > thing else. Their an sw er; were gratifying! ing and carrying our dross suits when dency of colds to result in pneumonia Albany Local Daily, Except Sunday. a cravat holder which any gentleman Scientific American She— l.»et nte see. 1 paid for that neck- to the pretty teacher and to the parents of LEAVE; * ARRIVE: The two bridges of Xerxes had 36(5 would appreciate Tuk<* a piece of pale has made people apprehensive. The traveling that has a Ldndou tailor’s naui" Agency for j lace I got a month ago. That w as eighty-five the children. Portland 5:00 P M , Albany 0:00 P M trouble is that rolds are not always and .314 boats, respectively. bine silk. Hay* a New York Recorder dollars. .6:00 A M Poi I land Albany h:f5 A M “ ‘N ow ,’ she said to them toward the close, j on it. Very handsomely gotten up, with properly treated. No preparation con the name in gold letters, and below i correspondent eighteen inches long for He—Anything else? ‘I want each of you to repeat some old | PU LLM A N BUFFET SLLEPERS, The Egyptians kneaded their bread taining opium, wild cherry or chloro the inscription. ‘Special Tailor to th I She— Yes. That set of sT»oons we gave proverb. ’ j Mrs. Toddles on her silv r wedding. That form should lie used, as they have a in a wooden howl with their feet. “ Said Johnny, 'A ll is not gold that glit Duke of W iMoats. ” amounted to six dollars. That make# ters.’ T O U R IS T S L E E P IN G C A R S. tendency to dry up a cold, whereas it “ Weally?” Shirts embroidered by hand and ninety -one dollars, doesn't it? “ ‘Very good,’ said she; ‘very good.’ For Accommodation of Second Olasi “ Certainly. Spe» i«al arrangement, you should he loosened and the lungs re CAVEAT3, »•fisting $50 each came in fashion in He— It does. Go on. “ ‘Be virtuous and you’ll 1 * happy,’ said passengers, attached to express trains.! lieved. It has been observed III it when know.” TR ADE MARK*, »She—Then then* was a ring for Lulu an»l Jimmie. the reign »if Elizabeth. D ES IG N P A T E N T S , “ Aw. well. I don’t need the :«uit, hr Chamberlain's Cough Remedy ¡.- used one for Ida. Th<* children had been prom “ 'That’s splendid. W hy, you boy» re WEST SIDE DIVISION. C O P Y R I G H T S , e tc . the enld never results in pneumonia. i.scd them, you know. mind me so much of a sch»xd I once taught 1*11—aw—take the case.” —Detroit Fr» Stockholm, the capital of Sweden, For information and free Handbook write to Between Portland and Corvnlli.. A CHAVAT CASK MUNN A CO.. 301 BKOADWAT. NEW YORK. Press. _____ The reason is that this remedy stimu had a summer without nights. He— Exactly. How much were they? in Boston,’ responded the fair teacher. Oldest bureau for seeurini; patents in America. MAIL TRAIN DAILY. EXUEPT SUNDAY. She—Tw o and a half each Ninety-one late* the mucous membrane which “ ‘The germ of ambition is the chrysalis Every patent taken yut by us is brought before the inside, and allow one-half inch for The Usefulness of IwivhoN. tho public by a notice ?iven free o f charge in the 7:30 A M f.v. Portland Ar. 5:30 M Pimples, blotches and sores and their hem. and for the outside take a piece of dollars and iiv»» dollars make ninety-six of wisdom.' said Willie. lines the throat and lungs, to a healthy IO:fiS A M l.v. I 'err, Lv. 2:04 P M Rankin—Yes, old Bullion was immensely “ And so on down the class she went until action, causes a free expectoration, cause is removed by Simmon’s Liver pule gold silk twelve inches long and al dollars. 12:1» P M Ar. Corvulli. I.v. 12:St>PM wealthy and immensely stingy, but you He— Anything else? she got to Peck Smith. He wasn't very At Albany and Corvalis «¡«»nncct'with trains of Urej throwing off the |siisonoiis matter, and Regulator. low one-half inch for hem The two v <C~) gon Pacific railroad. She— Yes. There was a dear little but- bright, and she intended to skip him, but must remember he w ha a man who lnvd no Largest circulation of any scientific paper in the counteracts any tendency toward pneu parts are joined together at all their 1 er spear ai *“ .50. he seemed anxious to say something and vices. world. Snlendidlv illustrated. No intelligent Express Daily, Except ßnnday. If the hens have to shift for th»»m- edges and between them put several Fyle—No vices? Great Croesus! How monia. For Bale by all Druggists. man should be without it. Weekly, 93.00 a He (grimly)— The total is $98.50 now she asked him if he knew any old proverb. vear; $1.51 six months. Address MI NN & CO., 4:40PM Lv. Ar. H-.-J0 A Portland *elves. they will be likely to prove n layers of wadding to produce a soft ef What else? could a man e'er have time to form any He did. P l b l is u e h s , 3 0 1 Broadway, New York City. 7:2b P M Ar. McMinnville Lv. 6:46 A India rubber is th^ newest paving j shiftless set. She— W ell, 1 got a cute liifle stickpin that “ 'A stump tailed yaller dog is the best vice* while be was robbing the world of feet The cotton is thickly sprinkled $37,000,000?—Chicago Tribune. for coons,’ whm his answer. material. I t is more durable than with sachet powder, and the edges are 1 really ueeded for $1.25. NARROW GAUGE—W. fS. DIVISION An electric locomotive of 2.000 hors»» followed with a row of thick silk cord, He—Ninety-nine seventy-five. “ Peck’s father grabbed him up joyfully, } asphalt. XflTAny person receiving a sample copy o —«nd— She— And twenty cents’ worth of silver and before he left paid a year's tuition for [ power— nearsy twice the power of the the latter being formed in a coil a little his paper will please cnsnler it un inv it,ati<>n PORTLAND A W ILLAMETTE VALLEY RY. To-l>ay J A P A N K S E largest steam locomotive— is reported back of the right tipper corner, which is polishing powder. W hat does that come Peck iu advance.” —St. Louis Republic. of become n retrular subscriber. to? Ilow much change ought there to l»e Passenger depot, foot o f Jefferson street. Hood's Sarsaparilla stands at the | as finished at Baden, Zurich. reversed. The upper side of the case is out a hundred dollar bill? How VI* Came There. head in the medicine world, admired AIR LIE M A IL -D A IL Y , EXCEPT SUNDAY. ■ T U T E embroidered with a word and floral de He (m a k in g « d»*sperate but ineffectual The defendant, who was a* black as the A curious wedding ceremony recent Leave 9:40 a. ni. Portland Arrive 3:20 p. in prosperify and envied in merit by sign in shades of blue, green and yel effort to keep calm)— Five cents!—Anna ace of spades, bore the euphemistic stir- Arrive 4:30 p. m. Dallas Arrive 8:12 a. thousands of wnuld-tiecompetitors. It ly took place in Dublin, when the low The case is closed with ribbon ti»»s. Picrpout Si vita* in BrcKiklyn Life. Arrive 6:20 p. m. Ail lie Leave 6:80 a. name of John W h it* Magist rat* Donnelly | A new ani1 Comp|.te Treatme.,t ensirtin* ,.f Su,- I has a larger sale than any other medi clergyman, the son of a well known Of course any other choice color may be laughed a^* he asked: »»ositories, Ointment in Capsules, also in l»«>\ an« J B E S T T H E W O R L D . cine. Such success could not he won Dublin artist, married his father to a need, and the matenui may In* of silk, “ W ell, White, what hlack crime are you bis; n Positive Cure for external, Internal Blind ■ j A n £ ■ • ) Thing*. miiltv of?” j Ole ding. Itching, Chronic, Recent or llereditarr j second wife. without positive merit. ou ‘.last i n g t wo box es ef nr. v o» her bran d. N ab Through Tickets to all Points East and surah velvet [»lush or any other pretty , j Piles, and many ««ther diseases and female weak ties'-- South W kite shuffled his big feet uneasily, and J i.S; ¡t ¡s always a great benefit to the general healtl j •iftset«! i,y heat. i r - ( i ¡ : ’r T H L « o u n x . i figured silk a Hood's 1’ills cure constipation by re- An enormous rice crop has just been TOB SALE CY DEALF.R8 O r :-’ EBAU.Y. J u r \ Officer Nevin* responded: I The first discovery of a medical cure re n d e rin g »»: storing the peristalie action of the harvested in Louisiana. "Stealln chicken», a » ” reinedv »1”" . wi,h ,he kn been .''" known to fail. $1 per ! . i ; I your . honor. . . . . A . t . l * a * , f . This has never For'ticket« and full Information regarding rate Vella All llie Tim«. he didn’t get no chicken*, but he tried hard ,„ x 8 (or-..-,; i,y mail. Why «.tier th, alimentary canal. They are the best maps, etc., call on the Company s agent at Dallas. The fac© veil iw now a sine qua non of enough.” I terrible disease when a written guarantee i« given About 10,000 gross of pens are pro family cathatic. Farmer Edwards, the owner of the hen- ! with <> boxes, to refund the money if not cure«! K. KOEHLER, E. P. ROGERS, «very woman a street, church, reception duced from a ton of sU‘«‘l. Manager. A*st. Gen. F. A P. Agl. house, was called and mid, “ l^ist Saturday for fr^ ‘ . <Biar.intee issued i ■ — and theater toilet They are worn in ... .i i i j | W oouakd , »’ larkk & ( ’o., Wh«>lesa!e and Retail Drup Rabbits are becoming a serious rui- n igh t I w e n th is here man hangin round m y ; u,iHt, Sok. Alfentg> Po,tlan«l or. For sale by J I). Fifty thousand Missouri mules are deed to the table at luncheons, slippeil sance in some parts of Kansas. Bar ' henhouse, and” ---- Belt, sole agent for Dallas. np during the actual eating process, to ber county pays a bounty of 5 cents sold in »St. Louis every year. “ No, sah,yo’ honah.sah; he didn’ see rn«; [ — -------------------------------------------------------------- be lowered when the finger bowls ap each for rabbit scalps, and about 5000 hit wur. Si Lufty wot he seen,” the prisonei ! -A L L KINDS OE — The historical egg which ('olumhus pear The vagaries in these flimsy face scalps have been paid for there since interrupted. , ' made stand on its little end ha* been coverings are legion, almost every shade 1 suppose you weren’t near the place at last October. made the model of a pipe which ha* knowui being repre*ente<l. with the fab I all,” said the infigistrate sharply ‘N«>, s»ih. W nrren Dunn, ric? running the gamut of plain, dotted Attention to the daily habits of (lie just been put on the market. “ How do you know Lufty was there?” jetted and even jeweled The new red T s prepared to do all ltindsof hauling young prevents suffering. Take »Sim Give growing pigs plenty of exercise, dish purple 1 * the lat»»st caprice, and is “ A frien done tol© me.” and respectfully asks a fair share of the mon's Liver Regulator. “ But, your honor, I’m sure I seen thi* with such changes of feed as will m os unbecoming as it* color would sug A SPECIALTY. ♦ public patronage. man.” th© prosecutor cried. I «luce a prrqier development of tlu* mus- gest Oculists hav© grown weary of BILLS COLLECTED MONTHLY. 3D^k_X.Xz^V.S. O R E G O N . “ No, «ah ; hit wux Lufty, k«.«e yo’ didn’t Don't belch in |H‘o|iles’ faces. Take I cular system. warning women against these veils. look inter d© chicken houne, whor 1 wux.” Simmon’» Liver Regulator. strap|*e«l close to the eyes and worn so “ Oh, ho!” said th© judge. “ So you were ---- — A sheep that w ill not yield a p ro fit! continuously, and now confine their ef there after all? W ell, White, probably you The Roms ns began every banquet i has n»> place oil the the farm. can tell us what you were doing there}” forts to repairing, so far as possible, the with eggs ami it wi'h apples. - — ♦ ♦ W hite scratched his head and said. “ I damage which they work --- The latest musical phenomenon in j doan strictly recommember how hit hap A dose of Simmon’* Liver Regulator, Paris is a monkey that plays the violin. | Visiting Bishop— I s©© your van© has pened, judge, but somebody knocked me Po«try In th« Kltchrn. taken daily, will relieve and prevent ! N*»»n damaged by th© storm. I suppose ( down and toted me in And locked de doah.” Many Atlantic liners bum as much j Beneath »hi» pi**rrm*t that I mil | you will hav© to hir© an expprt climber, j —Philadelphia Record. indigestion. 1 **•♦- oh. lovely «i»ot— such ms w© r»»n*l of in th© n©w*pap©r*. to j as 300 tons of coal j>er day. -— - ♦ ------- -- --- A wild, wild nook. hare it repaired. A great, deal of expe.ua«, H e Onght to Know . The latest holiday novelty is a derby A »liH«1e«l brook, Work everything into the soil that l fear, for your little parish. A well known actor was bilking one day hat which contains a cigar rack. UVrirown with cherries wild. will give it life or a»ld to the supply of in a cafeatxmt an ac<piaiutance that he had Who*** trngraht plum« * «r»> tossed tnoir picked up in a train. 1 was perfectly amazed On waitinu breexes mild. Affections of the bowels, so prevalent , plant food. at the intimate knowledge the man pos ♦ — in children, cured by Simmon’s Liver And in ih*-»« cups I «lowly work sessed of everything relating to the Berlin :: = W * ? ': The pig is prehaps the most profit-! 1 m»e h meadow fair. Regulator. theaters. He was thoroughly initiated in Where <tai»te* grow able of all the meat pnalucing animals all their little schemes au»i knew all about Ami clover, too, 011 the farm. ■ ' By this time nearly or quite all of the financial position of each of the m aus With Kra*M*H everywhere, an. idafJbn f e l l . ... - And broken fence* sll grow n o'er gers 1 asked him, “ 1 presume I have U * the fattening bogs should have all the It is as easy to grow an ordinary pig With wild grape* growing there. honor of speaking to n fellow actor?” food that they will eat. a* to have a rowdy. Supply plenty of ho vN G "N o ,” he replied. And while I polish bright uty «tors feed, as contentment is a preventive of "O r a theatrical agent?” I n mount Ain g«*rge. from N ervous D eb ju r y SuMifirM-WfAK j rowdyism. “ Nothing of that kind.” With bowlder* gray IM A And o'er them lay “ Or one of our leading critics?” ness o s s e s r aiijs ip o t e n c ofl ■OP MONEv A small quantity of oil meal mixed Deacon Slick — Not with our n©w adjust Long brier« all filled with bloom. “ No, I am sorry to say.” L ost M anhood . R heumatic : * me able balance church steeple. How does And «taint) fitrn*of maidenhair ; with *he slopls go«>d for the suckling “ But allow me to ask, how did you a s Syrup” THE V. ILLAMMETTE. F I R S T t (fL A ig S WILLIAMS «£ ENGLAND 2 United States Banking Co., Capital Steak, $ 100 , 000 . E A S T ano S O U T H ! S c ie n t ific ^ m m c a u P I L E % Dallas Foundry! j th T R U C K IN G A N D D R A Y I N (I ¡Merchant Tailor. IRON WORK TO ORDER. Repairing Promptly Done. ! FINE WORK AND GOOD FTS E D . B ID D L E , M 'Z K T W H V A R J iy v c s i-0 --:s »F^WEWyiESS* I hear the wild bird'« tun«. An Id «*« fo r C lm rrlt Knlr«. Guaranteed to «are Bilious attacks. Sick Headache and Cmtipettaa. 40 in each Dottle. Price aio. tor tale by druggist*. Piotare **T, 1?, TO" and «ampi# do«« fr#e. L P. HUTS 6 CO., Proprietors, MW YORK. One t'f the ladies iu charge of the bazar in Chicago for the benefit of the Chil dren's Home building of the exposition Ami no in ail the w«>rk I do has hit on the device of sending distin I *ee a picture sweet, guished authors several copies of their A lovely spot works, reqm *ting them to put their au Thai cheer* my lot A m i muke* my daily care tograph within. This of co trw enhances AU bright with bloeaoms and with the value of the books, and she intends From nature*« wild wood« fair. to aell them for donble their original -<Jood Housekeeping. cost. The idea ia not a bad one for other fair* and bazar*, and then it increases No gradual# of Vastar coll«#© has the author's already handsome income «ver I»een divorced from her hashand. and sets him np with his publishers.— Such is th© slat ment of a man who Hartford Courant. niarri<*<l one of them, and who «leclurcs that 111 © young ladies who have b w n cdiicat«Hl at the college are the U»sl that suit yon, hi.Hh»»p?— Harper’« Boxar. I.e -»1 A d f l f « . “ W hat nr© you asking a month for the rent of this room?” asked a young lawyer ■»f the proprietor of an exceedingly small room. “ Ten dollar* a month. Invariably in ad vance.” “ W hew ! that’s steep. Ton have no ven that ion and very litt le light.” “ That’s so, hut you seem to overlook the advantage* this r»*om has for a young law yer.“ "W h a t are they*" “ In the first place you are nearer the court house, and there are two pawnbro kers' establishments and several free him h stands within a block and a half.”—Texas Siftings. , » quire this unprecedented familiarity with the concerns of the Berlin theater*; you must have a great «leal to do with actor* and managers*" “Quite correct," said the man curtly; “ 1 am a sheriff's officer.” —Kreuxzeitung. Sporting Item . Mr. Amateur Nimrod— 1 shot sixty quail In one hour the other day. Native—Let me congratulate you, stran grr. I'm something of a professional my self. Mr A mateur Nimrod — Professional ■p«in sman* Native—No; professional liar.—Texas Siftings. - PROP, Y O U W F * ~ M F P M t U And «weeping floor* and diluting> hairs. I *ee a pa*tore green. A velvet floor T h alS all grow n o'er W ith wave*, a gra**y *ea Win iv butten ui»* are growing gay. Which in»d to you and me. OTHO W ILLIAM S, /V,' W - i | ARE DEE! Li m . L D . 1; ¿m i ... * ^ Tu' S ack .K id n ey T roubles .NERvoyuMESS *fc.^v^^5UEPLESSNE55.Fb0RM EM 0RV&GtKitrtAL I u H e ALTH the fff»c t s of ¡»buse*. » x r f 5ses, w o rry and exp e »n r*. In vour ignorance of effects nd Titality h I« and v»ta!ity — — w w iic »ich system the elements thus strength and vigor will f >L cure or money refunded. Dr. Sanden’s Electric after all other treatments testify, and from many of T H e For mch sufferers in oar mars'elous invention, which requires but a trn l to convince the most skeptical or by exersses, or exposi re, you im v have unduly drained your system of ner r e force e l e c t r i c i t y — and thus caused y«aur weakness or lack of force. 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