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ber cbeeks g l o m e t Her weariness and depression w h p l- had been utter misery guvs way to J I d eligh tful * feeling " o f re- pose su d b ’ing happiness In the midst o f tbs lost prosaic surroundings full o f the _______________ finest and most th e # M n just n t J U# was im a i l I matter. He furious / s e n t into ¿he lived in the %ai> s » y e o f business. city every N ot on ce in fiiru» i nJae did suohl a thing happen as 1. B i g late for tho train, lu>t on tins PI B n ho felt lik e dec hiring that h a lf ■ D i e he had t o rush btutselljrlgarM M b r e a th t(, rcadh [w a s in that uxiylp- i t or els# niMBvjt:'/ !>• rated statu o f JOj I where lie wanked U> blam e somebi i f l abuse soincliocjy; , in a con d ition Of F nearer tho safloge, l o f cruelty to w jr d s person on wTpom b wreaked. J O f crsi... <un wnrrn liclily and with the In «ta e -ftita his wife. Il her fault/. W hy eoulim 't slio' householtl sffuirs so that lie ¡ot liis breakfast earlie, ? He li^u a slawe at his business ton day, bo Java her fu ll control of ss'and ftefnishi d m oney to run had a Jbrvant and it w n pnro ler shiftlrssness in hor tliat kt cnu lfrn ot b o ready in ] roper ¡Tin's» soliloqu ized hte. Sni th.as [iger.tlflnbiiHt-.oyes ins saw the db*npj>€*ar inspiring gw 'u< " líe t e , A t e hive, how g ood you are!“ she soul. “ R- Æ yon h ate changed the aspe-, r j «TSÁ /V úlig lor ma this m orn ing. Hod w 'i reproached me as many htubondo V QúM hato d on e, I would bave su iik f its deepest anguish. Y our sym pathy rn tk . s me stron g—strong and ing, restless foet. Then lie brushed out the otfc«*r little fellow ’s curls and but toned liis shoes. W illie, the oldest, had slipped wit o f the house, and M r. Smith went to iook for him, and found that he haik t i$eu advantage o f an insecure d the gate to run off w wiitith A iis Uonse he qn iqeeting it felt that ‘ountonanco he had been md the side. - Hriayng hhtt Wk, M fr got ti.* hatcliet and in a few m inutes had fix.»! the gate so that Master W illie couldn't open it. His wife sm ilingly opened the front door and seeing what ho bad done ex claimed, *'0h , I ura so relieved to find that W illie cannot get out of the yard. It has b e# » such a source o f annoyauce that I could not keep him in .” A nd now it was time to start for the next train if he stopped order the stove man and the pum p man to d o tho prom ised work. S o, gaily /k issin g his wife ami children orieo m ore, M r. Smith started for! the.- depot. A nd as lie walked along wtyh a lig h t and joyful heart he m u sed : “ How ch e a p ’ a thing is happiness, after all, and yet how easy to turn it into m isery! J f I had given way to m y tem per th q y a orn in g I could have grat ified a m omentary im pulse o f unreason able anger and left behind m e saddened and discouraged hearts. I f I had not learned o f and rem edied tho discom fort and inconvenience caused b y my own negligence, weeks and mouths o f d om es tic pbaod.m ight have follow ed. Thank -lieaten for tho influence o f tho song of bird and scent of flower, and thank tfreaven, too, for all the gentle influences \ n 1 sweet affections that <*an m ake the A f uneventful life a blessing. Dear, w ife! and dear little child ren ! Iik Gtxl I have left them ha] Tiing if I Aid miss the train ’ ( h i n F M « M o l< lle r * 9 fS lgar Fawcett In UnrperV) By bitter pil primage he sought to win Tuuee far dim towers th.it he would room within. M ew th e ■ a g rees W e re P ro v id e d fo r —T h e ir A llo w a n c e eg P eed and C loth in g . F red D ouglass, in liis au tobiography, , Through. ] si the of peril, loud with dying thus describes the m anagem ent o f a groans, . M aryland estate, in the times o f s la v e r y : Down chasms of failure, onito with human hones, "T h e men and the «fomeu slaves on C ol. L lo y d ’s farm ceeeivad as their Past brakes of treachery, whence the tiger m onthly allowance o f ¿pc 1 eight p ounds sprung, o f p ick ,»J pork or tlifii- equivalent in O’er swamps of is ivy, where the scorpion stung. Ash. Thu pork was often tainted -d the fish Was o f tho fu sweet (jual His eager feet press.-.1 onward to uttain herrings - which w ou ld briug very little The luring bourn of that desired domain — if offered for sole at sfiy northern And there at last, worn fugitive of fate, market. W ith their f ork for fish they He clutched the mighty clarion at t ie gate had one hasbel oM m liV i meal, unltoltetl, of which aliout lfi p e l m at. was fit only A moment more, and while its proud peal rose, to feed pigs. "V ith this una The towers would rook, the portals would un pound o f salt was g iv en , and this was close— tho entire m onthly allow ance o f a full- grow n slave, w orking constantly in tho But then, even then, by some foredoom pro fo u n d , open field from m orn in g till night lie dropiwd dead ere his lips bad waked owe every day in the m onth except Sunday, sound 1 and living on a fraction m ore than a , MY THOUGHT. J U-.'. Wff of a pound o f meat per duty iu ^ S less than a ; icd ^ u i cystL-WAttl i,wLn '.* B P ICraraTft.'drMB in The Ooutim^. T he vAtrlv i^ A t a n c u o f cloth ing con There came a thought, one day, sisted o f twin tow linen shirts, such ‘is j Unbidden to my mind. Then quickly vanished, leaving but the coarest crash tow els are m ade o i; Its memory behind. tw o pairs o f trousers, one for summer and on e for w inter; on e winter jacket, A second time there came— A thought! I cannot says Something I stopped to recognise, But quickly thrust away. ^ It came again—this time Entered with gentle tread, Just nau39>1 to let me know it, then All trembling turned and fled. A presence thrilled nd^sonao; A flame my spirit caught; 1 raised my eyes to his, and theie— Ah! there I read my thought! On the banks were several battalions o f infantry, encam ped in g ood tents, all laid out in first-class order, p rop erly pitched and nicely intrenched. T ho whole arrangement w;as on the E u ro pean system. I went ashore am ong the tents and saw the evening m eel being served out. T he rations consisted o f rice, pork, fat, vegetables, and fish. E ach man got a lingo bow l o f the m ixture. A ll the men sat down around tho bow l, each w ith a little basin in his hand and his ch op -stick s ready for action. T here was no cere mony. E very soldier filled his cup and then began to fill his m outh. In a few minutes nothing was to b o seen but chins and chop-sticks m oving si multaneously. A dead silence had fallen on the cam p, and till the attack on the rations was over not a Chinaman spoke. Then there was a m ovem ent toward tho cam p-fires for hot water to be poured over the tea leaves, of which each man seom ed to have a supply, and after this cam p merriment and talk, for tho serious business of the day is over. I the atddiers had had one meal l^ j in the early part o f tho day, U fL J ia t tho tw o rations wero all they bu t they were quite contented and M t a g H f M E v e r y good *■■■»'* * ' '• • 1 ^ ^ P M B ^ ^ T n d ia is both g ood fun and good sport. T here are tw'O classes,first and second class, and tfcere are races for four breeds and races w heroall com e together. T here are A rab ratios, races for E nglish bred horses, and “ W alers,” as the Australian horses aro called. E nglish horses liavo to givo weight, which alw ays raises a g row l, as they aro never really fit in that stewy clim ate. T he second class races are generally the best fun, as everybody one knows has som ething, oven if it can oüly go on three legs, entered. T ho subaltern has his chargor, and the com petition w allah, and sub collector’s bu ggy horses are for the nonce transform ed into raco “ cond- ries,” as tho natives call a race-horso. And no winner of the D erby ever re ceived suoli attention as the old buggy- horse does for about two months before the “ m eeting” comes off. H is stable is carefully littered, lie has a nice m orning gallop, and is then scraped down and his old broken-dow n logs swathed in clean bandage« and n*w sheeting, with the owmer’s initials blazoned thereon, carefully pulled over his weary old ba ck ; and after breakfast the owner and hi» friends, all with the inevitable straw in their months, stroll over from the bungalow, and Mary Ann is led out and carefuMy punched and felt all over, a n d -h « chances for thé Maiden stakes duly duMjnssod. O f course, the owner most say to 8ipkins,*>f the 107th dash ers, ‘ L ock out for her h eels!" as if the doar old lady had a kick left in hor. An 1 then the sun comes out hot and strong, sml the . return to the bungalow, The t**t atone of the Taflenaa *aa *n removed, aud nought tmttbe baro« ,W! rem oli* o f the Urnrea* historical biave o f the D u rion s, TV * S a n a t o . ter th e irv ie to ry in 1S70, h e ld U gh ret there. *nd then the com m une dog Aii Aulfc r « ¥%’ h > I M r. W . D . Howe > :<* in quoteell "Y ea,” said the d o cto r , “ I wanted that ing ho always keep hi» aaiu'.-J patient us a tramp want# rum, bu t I sent or seven m onths ahriui of the »i H im uevvou* . K - 1 him over to Dr. T o m b s just to make publication. T o ; .U think I had muro business than makes it impoaailil» for him ' e matter at abort niuiia, 1 cc old handle.” Instead oi saying, “ A i 1 g iv e away,” we w ould advise y ou to say “ A posthum ous donation." D uring the soig necessary to find a Expérim enté rusuii T l. avings banks ot C alifornia have o f the substance deposits to the am ount o f 156,000,000. garino. ‘R o u o u o .v 0 e 4 o m LAWYER TREATED THE CASE. uggiats. Complète cu New Haven (Conn.) Union. isTSorbvi'lirvtktj w, I, David Strouse, o f NewfHavuu, Conn., wftH attacked by a severe rhematiam in my Strength fo r t right arm, hana and foot so that I walked Essence. with difficulty and could hardly use my hand to eat with. I used one bottle of St. Jacobs Oil, rubbing well throe times a day, and obtained instant relief and a perfect j horoui cure. * ---------- D a v id SxvtnrKj-:, Attorney at Law, HOW A The Pennsylvania Legislature has ad journed sine die. bronchitis is cured by frequent small dosisi of Plso’s Cure for Consumption. f j l Q T 'w A n w r F o u i C l » A , |{wry,lroB ito u e y T H O Î f P S W I . l ^ H A R T & C O ,, Beware, proud world! now thou despisest The humblest of thy creatures, lest In melancholy’s sunless mine Ho chance upon a steel divine Whose edge shall cleave your torturing •lhain, Aruk break your sceptred god»’ relentless reign A n O ld F hytlcftau’* V iew s. A B a n k e r 's F a m l'j* T r a v e l i n g C o a c h . A coach in whidii a Danker of P enn sylvania is traveling with his fam ily is described as fo llo w s : T ho outside has seats for three in front and two b a c k ; two large lam ps aro on each sido o f tho front seat, and one largo headlight is on the dashboard. Here also are a clock , an ax, a knife, a p istol and other things. O n the left side o f the coach, near the box , is a private locker con taining viands. On top is a large w illow trunk, im m ediately back of which tho tent, cam p chairs and blankets aro stored. U ndsr tho back step is a place for another large w illow trunk, hanging boliind w hich is a step- ladder to be used by ladies when taking seats on the outside o f the coach. In side tho boot all kinds o f cook in g uten sils are packed. O n tho side o f tho coach aro w illow cases for cancs, um brellas, frsliing rotls and gnns. Inside are two room y seats facin g each othor, accom m odating six persons. In the cushions o f the doors are map pockets, and on the cushioned walls hang a ther mometer, a barom eter, a com ;; a. is, a clock, night lam p arid match b ox , and near the top aro racks filled with note paper and envelopes. T h e vehicle weighs only 1,370 p ounds, and the reins aro handled by the owner, w ho generally makes from twenty-five to forty miles daily. T he party g o into cam p at 12 o ’clock. T ho horses are then picketed and the cam p fire is kindled. te rsoti D a v is ' D oor . F rom wlmt I bear Jafforson Davia’ book has not had a very rem unerative sale, at least nothing like the stories spread abroad abont it. Rom o o f the southern historians intimate that tho northern publishers d o not press thoir books equally over tho country, but rely upon their writers to b e quasi book agents, and make sales, D avis’ book should have been m ade up of his eheor- ful reminiscences, his childhood, liis W est P oint days, his early friends in tho arm y, the M exican war, etc., and then it would have b ecom e a universal book. Intimate friends suggested that he deal in that ligh t aud agre< able matter. On tho oontrary, he though t it necessary to rearguo the southern case. I 11 dead o f mi king a com pact i r^ument liko Calhoun, he diffused Calliounism throughout the b ook , and therefore when the p eople took it np and found a broad dissertation, tedious and diffuse, on an exploded fallacy they laid tho book down and s a id : “ W hen it gets cheap and second-hand we : may p ick it np, but not Mr. D a v i ^ ^ l Q ^ ^ ^ p i H a t , w hile he is a c m | ^ ^ lie in s^ ^ ^ ^ W eu rfT ira g g was praised by D s v i ^ M i l m ethod of war, w h ile ho did not like B ragg m neh. D avis ad mired both men, and often had to enrb his taste to put them into places where other qualities than bravery were m ore requisite. Mr. D avis is not rich, but fairly com fortable. He lias the planta tion his brother “ J o e ” Davis left him below V icksburg, which brin gs him som ething, and he has the cottage property at the seasido w hich a lady left him. He is out o f d epen den ce, but has not m uch m oney. I believe, how ever, that it is not the liqu or alone w hich produces the diseases generally attributed to it. I t is rather in the (act that those wly> are supposed to fail in physical healthj by its use, or who use it to excess, d o so because they create by their course o l life or labor a m orbid dem and for tho stimulant. I havo already shown b o w a board of trade man may rush off to get a drink to prevent a reaction frtom excitem ent. It is so with many ‘other vocations. Take a com positor on ft m orning paper. H e w ill w ork all nigjbt, and have his slum bers b rok en in the day. He rises unrefreshed. li e must work again, and, utterly prostrated, suffering from nervous losses, ho drinks to restore him self. H e continues this course for years, and becom es a wreck. W hether from the drink or the work for w hich ho may have been constitutionally unfitted I could not say, unless I cou ld determ ine what w ou ld have been the result had he follow ed either course and left the other alone. I am inclined to think, however, that the effects o f liqu or on a person follow in g a nervous and exhaustive vo cation , especially if t it be nsed to brace up to greater efforts, and harder work, is far m ore injurious than when used by such men as th o ie w h o first peopled the west, and who drank it frequently and som etim es to excess. T heir sys tems w ere stron g enou gh to throw off its effects. T heir ioccu pa tion s did not cause nervous prefttration, hence they did n ot d evelop a Mt em ing necessity in tho system for it. is n ot the p ecu li arity o^ n p d w jo U-w.ior or the depravity o f th eW resen t,gen era tion ; it is the ex- the days when pencil* were p oorer than now, and wan continued b y exam ple to the next generation. A lead pencil ahoBld never be wet. I t harden* the leatfan d rains the pencil. T h is fact i* known to new spaper men and atenog- laphora. ___ Governor Moody, of Oregon, w as made a grandfather recently. A Beaton editor lc-cam e " a walking en cycloped ia o f historical and b io graphical know ledge'' and then died. P e o p le alionld not try to l*e e n c y c lo p e dia* unirne they ex p ect to lie toon laid Sc P A L E S E W onder treads on the heels of wonder. Samaritan Nervine is guaranteed to cure nervous disorders. SCOTTISH-AMERICAN Dujardin'* Life Essence positively cures hysteria,, and all nervous affections. - ( • | -.1 j ¿ E S I . TYPE FOUNDERS “ I have been afflicted with an affection of the throat from childhood, caused by diptheria, and have used various remodios, but have never found anything equal to brow n’s Bronchial Troches.” Rev. G. M. T H E ATTEN TION OF HOUSEKEEPERS A H D # r Hampton, Piketon, K y. Sold only in ’ tho public In guncml is called to the followine; j facta : boxes. ELECTROTYa*INC AND 8 TEREOTYPINC The value of Bakin* Powder ia’deterainod by the i W hen you have a cough or cold, ask for amount of gas it oofttainamd the freedom of thv nrti- j from any injurioua ingredients. Tho GIANT Amm en’s Cough Syrup. It will surely cle BAKING POWDER * abeoluWJSr ruref R„d oontains I s&ajer Uaioc. Ptyji M s ü t f m ö ! « Birea. cure you. about ono-quarter more *uethan any ¿rand of Baking 1 Proprietors of tie S. F. Newsupir t a n , H. P W atsonville , Cal., Feb. 7, 1882.— I Powder in Use on thia Coast. Three can.* of GIANT î reeommend your Cough Syrup (Ammen's, BAKING POM LKK arc e<ffial to four cans of any other | Cough Syrup) in preference to all others, brand. Study economy and use nnuo other. ' You: ' No. 114 From Rur*t. ' oruer Washing* N ob . 406 and 407 Sansome Straw. grocer will furnish you with a samplo cap free. Try ¿t. as I Know its merits. l ,O i t 'V M l » 9 . 4»H. /, HAX F R A N C IM 'O . G. A. M ooreiiead , Druggist. 1 F ACTS. S an F rancisco , J vlv IS, iardin’s Life Essence conquers nerv- BOTHIN MANUFACTURING CO.. lebillity, loss of memory. G r . nti . knrn : Thé »ample of orANT BAKING POW DER you handed mo, also samples of thé followinp Dr. .). I f Myers, Fairfield, la., says: brands of Baking Powders purchased by me in open “ Brown’s Iron Bitters is the best iron pre market, I have tested«-for totaf'quantity of available paration I have ever known in my thirty ?as, with results as follows : „ ye*rs of practice.” G I A N T isc Cuulv luclivë fifí uuiicu uvuirüupou. •Î ADV€ftTI8S*i*-+~ Official Travelers’ Quids’ O f ' ' M < >i 111 :K S w a n - W o r m § T W P , " f o r ROYAL^3^^ubi^ncho8j^^^ feverishness, restlessness, worms, consti NEW ENGLAND, 110 cubic inchea. pation tasteless. 25 cents. PIONEER. 107 cubic.incbce. D^JUUCE|S^^cütíl6*im:hea. WHAT'S SAVED IS GAINED. Hoffman, the Bloomington ex-preacher, began his independent church on Decem ber 9th. 1 ■ H. E. BOTHIN, President Bothin Manufacturing Co. D rar S ir : A fter a careful and com plete chemical analysis o f a can o f G IAN T BAK ING POW DER, pur chased b y us in upon m arket, we find, that it does not contain alum, acid phosphate, terra alba, or anjr in- urious substances, but is a pure, healthful Cream Tartar Baking Powder, and as such can reeominond it tO consumers. Y ours, respectfully. WM. T. W E N Z E t t A CO.. We co n c u r: Analytic Chemist. R. B kverlt C olb , M. D. J. L. M karf .8, M. D ., Health officer. A lfrkd W. P b r r y , M. D. ) Mem bers o f thcr W. A. D ouolass , M. D. > San Francisco 1 Aua. A lhrs , M. D. ) Board o i Health. i Dujardin’s Life Essence makes the old feel young again. Dujardin’s Life Essence N erve is T he G TH E MORCAN PORTABLE STEAM Out bj Moved Anywhere in the Timber by One Man! Cuts from 15 to 18 Certs of Wood Per Day witH tic Asan im igorant, H o s t e tt e r ’a H f o m ►neh H itters h a s re- ce iv o d t h e n io n t I p o s i t i v e in«16i*se- m ent. frou i p h y s ic ia n s a n d . h a s lo i ig o c c u p ie d u fo r e m o s t ra n k m uting s t a n d a r d p r o p r ie ta r y “reified ios ; Its p r o p e r t ie s a s a l t e r a t iv e o f d is o r d e r e d c o n d it io n s , o f 't h e sto m a ch , liv e r a n d b o w e ls , a n d a p r e v e n t iv e o f m ula- ria l d is e a s e s a re no le s s re n o w n e d . F o r s a le b y D r u g g is t s a m i D ealers, to w h o m a p p ly fo r I Io s t e t te r ’H A l m a n a c f o r 1881. reat T o n ic . taetoTj • WEIOHT OF MACHINE ni i liC* long felt, want (M (wrrh d light to flu f o f heavy teams to hnuTEH re used. A ny man of ordP that any man can pay for her partfoulaiN address w oodu i i l r i u fumr ftinv engine arenjM ^H an<l will ent them rigid w h e i^ J H u» the «uigiiie, Lbt* same a« where th J rH H g Vary intelligence can operate, the saw. The h.s engim and saw l»y ona mouth’s work with I f FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS'** DRAG SAW, T h o C r«:atest Inven tio n for W o o d m e n of the Age! T h»* M o w a P o r l a b l « “ Samaritan Nervine cured my daughter of fits,” said John Murphy, of Albany, O. rench PORTLAjit/, ORKliON. S a n F r a n c isc o S e p t 24,1883. W orkingm en will economize by em ploy ing Dr. Pierce’s Medicines. His “ Pleasant Purgative Pellets” and “ Golden Medical Discovery” cleanse the blood and system, thus preventing fevers and other serious diseases, and curing all scrofuluos and other humors. Sold by druggists. ♦ LEWIS & DRYLEN, Pnbli«hMv. . Yours, respectfully, THOMAS PKK PRICE, C hem ist Frank James, the outlaw, is reported to be dying of consumption. It is also stated he is penniless. •........- N orthern the The Beat General Advertising Medium on the Pacific Uoait. Alwa^« Reliable. S«rid Stump» for ttoaple Copy« Q O M )E > M ^ T E ^ J i0 ^ m b ic inchea Dujardin’s Life Essence gives brain force and vital energy. F T H E M O R G A N S T E A M DA, V COM PANY, W. I). I’.UflMHHtfl L o c k B o x 59. an S an F rancisco , May 1, 1882.— Dear Sir: For the past two months I have been suf fering from a severe cough and cold. A friend advised me to use Amm en’s Cough Syrup. I did so, and w as greatly benefited. I nave now taken two large bottles and am S nroly the anthropom etrista w ill d o entirely cured. Grateful to you for placing harm if they encourage the craze of so valuable a remedy on the market, I am yours truly, M. J. M u r p h y , tallness. It seems one am bition of W ith Langley & Michaels, W holesale m others that their boys should b e tall. Druggists. N apoleon and W ellin g ton aud Nelson * * * I have given the Life Essenso in w ere short. T h o llom ans dom inated cases representing many phases of dis Italy because individuai physical in ease, but not quite long enough to fully de feriority m ade them p erfect their or termine all its action. So far as tried, I ganization. T o say that the E nglish is have found it a heart tonic, sedative, and the tallest race is sim ply to say that a tonic to the nervous system in cases of they are hew ers o f w ood and drawers of exhaustion from overwork or nervous strain. It is more prompt than other water fo r the rest. T he tallness of remedies, and its effects are better sus Huxon invaders proves little. A lth ough tained. It improves the force of the circu reach was o f m oro im portance in the lation to that extent that I have found it a days of sw ord and ax than now , the remedy for coldness of the extremities. tnll Saxon did n ot in p oint o f fact oust Patient- have remarked tho refresJdng sleep obtained after, its use by them. I the shorter C elt or N eolith except in w ill try i! further in a w ider range o f cases. places where com m and o f the sea gave Very t nily, J ames B erghen , M. D. him powrer to concentrate rapidly. It is to organization, sanitary education, Lawti ice Barrett scored a signal ftu ec»« etc., and not to tallness, or even to Decernb< r 7th at the Princess Theater, weight, that on e raee must look io beat London. ---------------— — ■» another now , as in the days when R om e Y oung middle-aged or old men, suff r beat tho m ountaineers, lin t if we are to ing iron nervous debility or kindred if adm ire physical condition, surely we ?',ction*, ‘should address with two stain js . should be taught to look to size round for larg. treatise, \Yor!d’s Dispenf irj Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y . the chest in men, and to size, where size is wanted in wom on, and not to Seven Yale student* arc* down witl tj tallness in either cose. phoid fever, and two deaths from it have occurred. * Th«* C n m ln s ▼ rM te r. n t Mar d w a rf, Iron und M m , t O e - n » » fe r ia l. < matter1.:nd fo u l, Hlaok^iiilib W oFM iiaaao y ûobi - ■ • •Är Rtv«wl Prices «¿V • eomptoion nt Noithrru Pacchi H h II omwì . S k i n n y M e n . “ 'Wells’ Health liencw er” restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence. W hen the wor.il see* a trotter cover a m ile in one minute and forty second», a feat accom plished by m ore than one th orou g h b red , it will nee a w holly n .w typ e, ao different from the prevent ani mal that the theory o f evolution will never stretch far enough to cover the f*o< h«y • _____________ A F ortu n e W ait*. A fortune await* the man who will in vent a p enholder that yon can't stick into the m ucilage-bottle, and a m ncilage- bm ah that w on't go into the inkstand. - .m la r o R T v k v u r Dr. J. B. Morgan, Joplin, Mo., says: “ I find that Brown’s-Iron Bifters gives entire satisfaction to all w ho use it.” In the carriage-m akers’ convention in New Haven, Conn., after the com m ittee on apprenticeship h od reported in favor o f restorin g the o ld system o f inden turing apprentices until they reach their m ajority. Mr. John W . B ritton, o f New Y ork , said: “ One o f tho serious wants o f this coun try a n d ^ f our trade is good boys. O ur boys are deteriorating, as are our men. T he greatest difficulty we experien ce in New Y ork is that of • n e -w a t h o r n lilp o f - O l d i . r i m . a - getting b oy s who have brains and aro T h e New Y ork T ribune has been w illing to learn a trarlo thoroughly. trying to fix tho authorship o f the pa T he exam ple o f men who have made thetic ballad. “ O ld G rim es.” The m illions in a few years is held np be w eight o f the testim ony is in favor of fore our boys in school, and tho lioys A lbert G . Green, a graduate of B row n becom e inflamed with the notion that university and author o f “ T ho B aron’s they must mako their m illions and bo Last Banquet.” T h ere is a pretty well able to found cross-roads colleges b e authenticated claim , how ever, that the fore they die. S o they eschew trades author was a student o f the V ale c o l and becom e p oor professionals.” lege during the presidency o f D r. Dwight, in those days the janitor of the institution was an eccentric charac ter, who w ore “ an old brown coat,” and T h e perform ances by tho D avenport was called by the student* P rofessor of brothers and othor spirit* are clum sy Dust and Ashes. H e died, and the com pared with the acts o f tho far north claim is that one o f the colle g e rhym - west Indians. T he conjurors are legion sters wrote the lines in question, w hich that will perm it them selves to be were snng by a lot o f heartless students bound, not m erely hand and foot, but who assem bled for that purpose on the the w hole b o d y swathed with thongs, roof o f the college buildin g. withes, ropes and rawhides, and after ward tied up in a net, and then release them selvss alm ost instantly on being T bo act o f pattin g a lead p en cil to placed in a little “ m edicine lo ’ ge” of the tongue to wet it just before w ritin g, skins, constructed for the p u rp o e, the which in habitual with many p eop le, ia bond* bein g thrown out through an one o f the odditina for w hich it ia hard opening in the top, w ithout a knot L u n g to give any reason— unions it began in apparently disturbed. • • ^ Hal U r KMS f'Kt I IM .......... i r M i n » J I.K , U I , M .Dujardin’s 1, and nervous’ K GREATEST DISCOVERY SINCE 1492. 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T h e pum p has been broken a lo n g toime and it takes so m uch o f m o toime and keeps back tho w ork so to bo dhraw- ing water wid a rope.” A gain M r. S m ith’s conscience smoto him . H ow often had liis wife asked him to have the cistern fixed. “ Yes, B ridget, I w ill have the cistern fixed also this very d ay.” “ W e ll, sur, thin I think I ’ll stay. I vhh jngt tellin ’ the m istiness that I w ou ldn’t work any lon g er with such in convenien ce», bu t if the stove and cis- th e m aro fixed t% p o o r g irl can get ftlong.” M r. Sm ith m ade another merueraiu dum in his noto b ook and passed on through the dining-room towards liis w ife’s room . l i e n oticed that her plate indicated an untasted l>rcakfa:<tflr^>*iftlv he op en ed the d o o r o f their room r m s wife started up hastily with am expres sion o f alarmed in q n iiy . t ie r oym were with tears. 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