Polk County itemizer., October 13, 1883, Image 2

T here was one little fellow of
ready guessed, interested mammas are
COl'BTINU AS A BUSINESS.
of Nucins, who stood only
f
woman, arm ed cap-a-pie. W ell may the aronsed, b rin g s a troop of children
my best olients. T hey oome to me, tell
philosopher ask, w h ith ara re we tending? tu m b lin g over one another o u t into tba
“
M
oruin’."
A tasteful little sign creaked jovially the story of th eir d a u g h te r's adm irers,
Are th ere any m ore ynnng women in road, to w atch you w ith wide open
The speaker entered the store door and
m ouths and eyes, and shrinking back in tne wind in Union S quare and Seven and I am asked to sa.v whether anything walking a few steps tow ard the propria-
y o u r store of yo u r mind?”
J . H. MeCAlN, P u b l i e r .
teeuth
street. New York, and th e bright ia lixely to result from the attentions
"Y es, a few; b u t the g reat m ajority when you look at them . A sturdy negress,
tor, ventured the rem ark “ Nice uay, hut
w ith a cob pipe, (jives yon a courtesy in gilt letters blinked in the snnshine os paid. M eanwhile the d a u g h te r knows
- OREGON are and prefer to be salesladies.”
nothing of the inq u iry instituted by a n trifle ho t.”
“ I hope, coz, you don’t consider y o u r­ the doorw ay; b ehind bar yon see a figure they spelled out the queer inscription:
“ Yes, it is hot," a sse n ts^ the p ro p rie ­
w atchful m other. Iu m any cases I am
making fun and pl»v|u8 , »
,
like the w itch of a fairy tale, cowering in
self a wo uau with a mission?"
1
tor, as ne took a position in front of a dr»n
unable
to
determ
ine
w
ithout
seeing
the
“ I have always, said h i,
W IJ"
I
MABIT1L
(MOkCLTATlUM
O
S
I
C
I
,
the
big
fireplace;
the
figure
of
aome
old
“ No, sir. I am not a woman w ith a
HOME.
row
of
tobacco
pails.
couple together. In such instances the
in
tho
streets to watch their
mission. 1 he strongest points abont my grandm other or grandfather, carrying
"W ell, it’s what wo need,” continued frolics aud sports with au interest wmoh
j Propesala kruugtatabuut by «matriœu- ■
I wfcat I« barn«? ih tt iweot c npanlonahlp
m other introduces me as a personal
Dial expart.
sex are th air weaknesses, and one of their tbe weight of nearly a oentnry on a bent
the
first
speaker,
as
he
louoged
against
Of Uli U m better part;
friend into the household and I am al­
I see no other person take in them.
I
happy «Mil« of woloome on the Up,
weaknesses is to be called salesladies. back. As yon rid e on. you perhaps come
lowed abundant opportunities for iuvea- a show case on the opposite side of the 1 ^ e t —in conceivable t u o o . m . t e o o j l -
from
t UpeprlDglDg
a fc r
------- the heart.
I don 't believe I could reform th a t out upon th e farm er, stu rd y and uncouth,
Up two flights of broad sta irs, a stained tigution. A few m om ents with the lov­ store.
sent bis own children to a
of them if I tried. I like tbe name lady. hoeing in his potato patch, or wandering glass door opened into th e ante-room of
11 to the eager d eep o f kindly hands.
J u s t then the reporter of the t r e e “ S
hospital, and never owned
ing (isir, a few ad ro it questions and my
The foac-remeir-bered one;
I t im plies dignity, refinem ent and good am ong his oorn or cotton.
the
consultation
offioe.
T
h
ro
n
g
h
heavy
Press
called
for
half
a
dozen
“
two
for
s
» rande sympathy which undetaUnds
T he share farm er obtains h it title from damask curtains a glim pse was had of decision is reached. 1 have never yet and tho proprietor, Btepping to the front them .—Bow Bell*-
breeding. D on’t let ue drag it in the
All reeling by ll it* own.
m ire. Every saleswoman can be a lady tbe ten u re by which he holds his land. two large, handsom ely fu rn ish ed apart­ been called upon to retract a statem ent of the Btore, waited on his customer.
tv ho Discovered America!
T he roar cheek of little children pressed
if sbe chooses, b n t she is not a lady be­ H e rents it a t the sim ps price of half its ments. W ilton carpets covered the door, once made. My advice may not he fol­ Meanwhile the man who had commented
To o u n In loving glee;
lowed
at
once,
b
a
t
a
short
delay
usually
yield.
It
is
com
m
only
a
portion
of
some
cause
she
stands
behind
a
counter
and
The presence of o ar dearest and our best,
Jam es Wood, of Albany,
receut
on the weather stepped to the tobaooo
the walls were finished in E uatlake de­
No m atter where wa be.
sells goods to custom ers. Saleslady! large plantation, often of the same on signs and Queen Anne fu rn itu re lent to suffices to prove me to be right. Many pails sod from one of them took a good lecturer, says Eastern exchanges, gave
a young fellow ,” she added, with a rem ­
which
he
once
labored.
Tho
system
of
fiddlestick!”
and
E
va
started
up
and
off
And, falling this, a prince may homeles* live,
the plaue more the air of a m odern draw ­ iniscent sm ile, “ has suddenly found ••five cents’ w orth,” and stowing it away the following curious ‘r ’*dll}®u ,??„ Uro
Though palace walls sre nigh;
with an energy th at alm ost made Ja c k ’s share farm ing has givan existence to a n ­ ing room tbun of a business office.
»
And. having It. a desert shore may give
him self c a t off from a charm ing com ­ in his m onth, again rem arked: ‘ Morn- in» union*? the Wt)l*h. Io
other type besides the farm er himself.
bead
swim.
“
My
opinion
is
th
at
she
is
brothers, David and Modoc, quarreled
The visitor’s card was ta k e n by a
T h e joy wealth cannot buy.
in ',” and walked out.
a d a n d y ,” soliloquized Jack . ‘‘B ut the T his is the banker, as he calls him self ; coffee-colored m an in a dress suit, who panion for no app aren t canse.”
for
the
throne.
The
youDger,
Modo«.
“
I
tried
to,
b
u
t
I
failed,
said
the
Far-reaching as earth's remotest span.
“ M others are now arranging the winter
p isto l idea is not a good one. She m ust the n snrons money lender as he really disappeared for a m om ent behind the
Widespread as ocean foam.
becoming disgusted,
store keeper
give th a t up. S he'll h u rt herself some­ u . T his w orthy, like the class he thrives curtains, em erging again with the invita­ cam paign for th eir daughters and are
One thought is sacred In the breast of m a n -
struggle, and fitting out a ship, saile.l
“ Failed to do whut?”
11 la the thought of homo.
He ia in a small way tion to walk in, coupled w ith the reas­ anxious to know which of the old w ater­
tim e, and I should reproach myself. I off of, is a negro.
Keep the ‘sam pler’ away from my west* The next year be returned, said
c an ’t argne h e r o u t of i t , th a t’s certain, a capitalist, and his business is sim ply suring assertion th a t the m atrim onial ex­ ing-place acquaintances to drop. D in ­ tobacco. H e comes iu every day, som e­ ho had discovered a fruitful country,am
T h at little word his hum an fate shall bind
ners and parties are expensive aud every
With destinies above,
lending m oney on the security of the pert was willing to see ber visitor.
b n t I shall find a way.”
For there the home of his immortal soul
undesirable person dropped is ju st so times twice a day, and steals although called upon his friends to follow him.
Ja c k continued in a brown study snare farm er’s orop. Few of the th rift­
He had no difficulty in filling ten ships
I don’t suppose he calls it stealing
Is in God’s wider love.
A young lady, heavily veiled and
nearly all day. In tho evening he came less blacks can resist the tem ptation of richly dressed, talked in low tones to ber m uch gained. I f it were not so, I oonld from two to five oents's worth of tobacco with men, women aud children, fhny
not
afford
to
keep
such
elegant
a
p
art­
home to dinner, h u t strolled out im m e­ anticipating th e ir gains, and the hanker m other on a low divan ju s t w ithin the
every tim e.”
„ sailed away, and, according to tbe Welsh
A SHOT IN THE DABK.
diately after. H e had an idea and was is an obliging friend, when he considers curtained entranoe. In the fa rth e r apart­ m en ts,” glancing about her.
“ W hydon’ty o n speak to him about it? story, wore never heard of agaiu.
“ My term s arc high, b u t I deal only
it safe to he so. In business he is, by m ent a lady of perhaps tw enty-tw o years
going
to
work
it
oat.
“ Oh he’s a goo d natured sort of a
This would uot he worth muoh ae
I t WM a 25-oalibre,and carried a leaden
with the up p er classes aDd save to them
E va left tbe store as nig h t was falling. all accounts, desperately hard and grind-
p e lle t s o larg er than a pea. I t did not She had a long ride in a street car, and ing, otherw ise he is em inently respect­ with an intelligent face surm ounted by m any tim es the value of my lee. You chap, and I know he has not auy money, history ware it not th at it seems con­
firmed by evidence found on this side of
Langtry bangs and wearing a d o se fitting can easily see how au extra tire and gas­ so I hate to speak to h im .”
look very form idable, and, in fact, was
by the tim e she reached h e r orossing it able, and not u n freq u e n tly a preacher
"H ow many such custom ers have the oooen. Iu 1«70, five hundred years
n o t, b n t when E r a p n t i t in w bat sbe was was pitch dark, and th e scattered gas- of no little local fame. Between the black silk, rose in acknowledgm ent of lig h t ami an especial d inner now and
after l ’riuce Madoo leL Wales, a
pleased to oall h e r p istol-pocket, in tbe lam ps only tended to make the darkness money he owes th is oreditor and his the request to see the m utch-m aking ex­ then to a devoted adm irer will m oant np
m inister
named
Morgan
re a r of h e r dress, sbe felt as safe os if sbe m ore visible. Sbe was not a tim id girl, store account for inolasBes, tobacco,etc., pert. T here was nothing of th e catoh- d u rin g a season,” and with a grave in­ i0 “ I have three regular daily ‘sam plers,’ Welsh
was sent from New York to North C aro­
and
an
average
of
half
a
dozen
Iran-
penny
m
atrim
onial
bureau
air
about
her
h a d th e escort of a regim ent.
clination
of
the
head
she
nodded
towards
also
secured
by
his
orop,
the
share
b n t she never did like th a t long walk
lina to preach to some W elch people wno
as tne details of her profession, as she tho w aiting attendant, and the reporter sient*. *
“ W bat a re yon doing w ith th a t pop- alone
a t night. Q uietly adjusting her farm er is often saved the trouble of
"H ow mnoh per annum do you lose settled there. One day he wandered far
gun?” said Oonsin Ja c k to h e r one m orn­ dress, and puttin g her hand in her pistol handling any m oney a t all for it, when called it, were explained a t length.
was ushered through tbe ante-room filled
beyond the outskirts of the settlem ent,
“ You see,” she began, w ith a little w ith waiting custom ers.—N. Y. W orld. in this way?”
in g as be observed h e r p u ttin g her
,
it has been gathered.
"Two hundred dollars a year is a lpw aud was captured by the Indians, lh e y
laugh, “ I call m yself a m atrim onial ex­
a rm o ry in h e r pocket prep arato ry to pocket, she started forward. As she did
Such as it is, the existence of the negro pert, which is rather indefinite. I should
so she saw a figure stealing along the
took him m any miles inland, and p re ­
estimate, I believe.”
,
.
g o in g o a t.
Some Causes of Heatliche.
share farm er is not devoid of elem ents of
Revolving the wold "sam pler and its pared to burn him at the stake. Tho
“ T h at’s m y bean, if you please, sir; be opposite side of the street and then cross­ pioturesqueness. H is labor is bard and more properly term m yself an expert in
ing
tow
ard
the
path
she
m
ust
take.
She
new
found
meaning
iu
hi«
m
ind,
the
re­
reading
the
sym
ptom
s
of
love.
My
b
u
s
­
fagots were piled arouuu him , and his
sees me safely along those four dark h a rrie d along, and so did the figure, his fare coarse, lint he is a tough, ra d s
D erangem ents of the h eart and diges­
iness is not so m uch one of bringing tive apparatus are quite common causes porter left tho tobaccoumt and «ought a doom seemed sealed. Buddenly he e x ­
b locks w hen I com e borne at n ig h t.”
“ J u t let m e look a t th a t g nn, will now in front of her. W hen she slack­ man, and has no craving for unknown about a m arriage, which is a secondary of pain in the head. Headache is also dealer whom he found in front of lu* claimed in W elsh, "H ave I oome so far
ou?” said Jack. “ Pshaw ! yon o o n ld n 't ened her pace so did the figure. The lnxuries. Am ong the fogs of early day consideration, as it is of deoiiling wheth­ provoked by changes in other organs, tem pting array of fruit*, aud asked mm to die like., doirat last?” To his surprise
n rt a m onse. Come, I ’ll le t yon shoot stre e t was deserted, b n t E va gave her he is a t work; when n ig h tfa lls he fiddles er a lover means m arriage or means only q u ite d istant from tho bead. A ch ar­ if he knew what a “ sampler ’ wa*.
the Indian chief sprang forward, loosed
a t me all day for a nickel a shot. H n rt pistol a tig h ter grip and moved on c our­ or croons his sim ple m elodies before the to while away a lew idle hours in the acteristic headache is that in which the
“ Do I? dust step in here aud let me his bauds, and em braced him , crying in
yaw
ning
fireplace
of
hiB
cabin.
H
e
g
e
n
­
ageously.
J
u
s
tu
s
they
got
in
the
mid-
igeously.
me? N ot a b it. B n t why in the nam e of
company of his inam orata Bo this offioe pain is felt m ost severely upon the top show you.”
, , W elsh, “ No; not if you speak in th at
th e g u ardian angel of all y oung women lie of thee darkest block the fignre turned erally has an old gun and wages war is iu no sense a m atrim onial bureau. I t of the head. Reflex headache ia a very
“ Do not tbe placards: ‘Don t touch, language.” Henceforth he was the hou-
and came toward ber. I t loomed u p in upon snch gam e as the woods around him is sim ply a consultation office."
do yon w ant to c arry a pistol?”
‘Please
don't
pick,’
aud
the
like,
have
good name for th is pain. The way in
ored guest of the tribe. M organ’s s u r ­
“ W ell, O onsin J a c k , you know th at it th e darkness like a giant. Sbe spoke shelter. W hat little leisu re he enjoys
“ B ut is there any dem and for such a which beurt troubles cause headache is any effect ?”
prise deepened when the principal m em ­
,
ia late when I leave th e store, and I can­ q uickly. “ O ut of my way, sir! ’ No he spends in sleep. In the Beale of edu­ profession as yours?”
“
Not
tho
least.
I
have
seen
men
take
p
urely
mechanioul.
An
enlarged
heart
bers of the Indian tribe gathered around
cation he rauks very low. H e cannot
n o t always have com pany. I t ’s a dark answer.
“
B
ather,"
was
the
laconic
response.
two
or
three
bits
of
candy
from
a
tray,
or
one
tem
porarily
over-excited
from
him and began to converse with him in
read or write. H is ideas are frequently
Crock went the little pistol.
w alk from th e cars over here, and I
“ New York is fu ll of young men fairly some oanse pum ps an undue quantity of after which thoy would take the placard, Welsh. He preached to them and they
clouded
by
su
p
e
rstitio
n
,
though
q
u
ite
T
he
figure
never
heeded
it.
th o u g h t I saw a sn eaking fellow follow
off, club men in good stauding aud blood into the cranial cavity, whioh is ‘Thes# are not samples,’ aud, turu io g to understood him. B ut what amazed him
often he exhibits a p eculiarly native wit well
Crack again.
m e one n ig h t. I shall be ready for him
men of old families, who, however, never an unyielding space.
Tho unusual me, say, ‘You don’t think snch a notice most was to discover that they had a
‘‘G reat Scott, Eva, do you w u n tto kill und cunning, whi ich m ake him a great
th e next tim e. I d o n ’t intend to be
mean
to m arry. These confirm ed bach­ am ount of blood now present in this as this is going to do any good,do you?'
m anuscript copy of the hible in tho
b o th ere d o r robbed if I can help it. me?” howled Jack, as he felt a sharp bargainer, and stand him in good stead elors pay c o a rt season after season to space pressing npon the sensitive parts
“ W hat would your answer be ?”
Welsh language. Morgan relates this
his dealings with men of bettor know l­
D o n ’t th in k I c an 't shoot. J. have been pain rush through his upper arm. in
the
daughters
of
our
richest
and
most
“
I
couldn’t
say
anything.
It
makes
of
the
brain
produces
i.
pain
in
the
head,
story in a letter sent to friends in W ales.
p ra ctisin g a little , and shall m ake it very “ G reat Scott! P ul up th a t gun. D on’t edge. H is dress is a moss of patches highly connected residents. T hey be­ which is called a congestive headache. me too full for utterauoe, bnt I do a ter­ This letter is well aulhuticated, but it is
u n com fortable for th e com ing sand- you know me? Jernsha! W hewl Y ou’ve aud of rags. B u t be is as well dressed come attached to a girl, a fte r a fashion, T his pain is made worse by any excite- rible lot of thinking.”
the ouly evidence ws have in the m at­
blown my arm off. D on’t you know me?” as his neighbors, and has no am bition to and by assiduous attention and careful
b ag g er as sure as my nam e is E va."
The reporter visited the Central mar­ ter. So far as wo are aware nothing
m ent, or by stooping, a fact th at helps to
outdo
them
.
His
ch
ild
ren
wear
a
single
and
Jock
capered
aroam
i
on
the
sid
e
­
“ B u t you oonldn’t h u rt anybody with
drive other adm irers from the indicate the nature of the case. The ket, und upon inquiry there learned that more was ever heard of this lu d ian tribe
walk holding his arm , while the warm garm ent, a sh irt of coarse cotton, a p p ar­ flattery
field or relegate them to subordinate po­ pain felt iu the head after unusual every one of the dealers iu frnits and who spoke Welsh and had a W elsh hible.
th a t th in g , you know '
‘C o u ld n ’t I? D o n ’t yon get in front blood commenced to trickle out a t his ently never washed. T he women folks sitions. W ith sublim e im pudence these libations, and also after some undue green vegetables are constant losers by B at fifteen or twenty years later an ex­
own a dress of calico each, and a showy
- i _ _ r__I____I!., nf tlm "uumnlup ” (Jljll
o f it,
.....................
th a t’s a ll. O
” ood-bye,
‘-b: ■
I m ust h a rry cuff.
ploring party, returning from beyond
E ra stood alm ost dazed.
cotton handkerchief and shoes for state young fellows assum e an air of protec­ m ental effort, is probably of this nature. ¡The cheeky raids of the “ sampler,
tion, of ow uership towards th eir lady
a lo n g .”
H eadache from derangem ent of the that even tho butchers lose raw ham, the Mississippi river, relate, th a t they
ocoasious.
I
f
the
farm
er
has
any
money
“
Oh,
Jo
h
n
,
why
did
you
not
epeak?
J a c k looked a fte r h e r as she tripped
friends, whioh is as deceptive to the sus- digestive a pparatus is probably the most sausage and even raw beefsteak by a found a tribe of Indians who spoke the
dow n the steps, a n d lau g h in g , said: W hy did you act bo ? Have I h u rt you? he ties it u p in old rags and hides it in ooptible misses as it is to o ther raarriag- freqaent oi all. Atrocions headaches class who have the effrontery and palate Welsh language. They, too, have
“ S h e's a dandy, and no m istake.” Then Are you killed? Are yon dying? W hat holes in his fireplace or u n d er the hearth. able male acquaintances. By these arts these arc. T hey generally happen like for such articles.
a m anuscript copy of the W elsh hible.
aa b e oan g h t sig h t of a dainty boot with shall Ido? Come, hu rry hom e; don 't die B aking o u t his m oney at nig h t und a well bred, well educated m an oasily this : The viotim rises from boil in the
“ Snail I tell you how I enred a family None of their num ber can read it, aud
a little g lin t of w hite above it, as she here in the stroet; let me carry y ou; let oouuting it by the firelight is his g re at­ establishes for him self a p ecu liar stand­ m orning feeling a trifle off, with per­ of stealing mv stuff?" asked an old m ar­ they keep it as a m ysterious treasure,
est,
perhaps
his
only
lu
x
u
ry
.—Am
erican
me
support
yon.
It's
only
a
short
way
crossed th e street, h e re p e a te d : “ A dan­
ing in the eyes of the youDg lady and haps a sense of uneasiness in the stom­ ket woman.
carefully rolled up in the skin of a n i­
A griculturist.
d y , w ell, I sh o u ld say she was, and as home. H ere, lean on m e.”
her family. H is devotion is marked, his ach and a slig h t pain iu one tem ple. As
“ If you please,” said the reporter, as mals. And fifteen or twouty years later
And
Eva
clasped
him
aronnd
the
body
p re tty as a p ictu re. W hat shall wo do
attentions
thoroughly
respectful
and
the
day
advances
the
pain
in
the
head
lie
"sam
pled”
the
tray
of
blackberries
ALL SORT».
and rushed him forward. Jack felt as if
still another exploring party brings us
w ith o n r girls?”
apparently serious, and he is believed to und general distress increase, and by before him.
hack strange news from the Beil river of
E v a B arton was tw en ty -th ree, and a he wua being wafted through tho air by
he only w aiting a favorable o p p o rtu n ity afternoon the individual reckons th at his
“
There
was
a
family
kept
a
hoarding
In
charity
th
ere
is
no
excess.
the north. They have fuuud there sin g u ­
saleswom an in the g reat establishm ent of fairies. They hu rried u p the steps aud
to
ask
the
momeDtous
question
which
is
head
is
fit
to
b
u
rst
and
doesn’t
care
very
house
on
Larned
street,
a
n
!
every
day
D ullness will us surely he the re su lt
to u nite two hearts as one.
B u t the m uch if it w ould do so; presently an the mother and father und daughters lar people with whitened hair and blue
H e rsc h ell, S hield £ Co. She was rather into the house. Mrs. Buscom met them.
“ Wliy children, w hat is the matter? of prolonged abstinence as of lu x u rio u s
u n d e r th an over th e m edium size, some­
question is never asked.
attack of vom iting and perhaps a slight would visit my stall. They always came eyes.
ease.
Jo
h
n
is
us
pale
as
a
ghost.
W
hat
is
it,
Lastly, Cstlin Hpsaks of a tribe of
w h at a lig h t in figure, b u t oompoetly
“ W eek after week passes by, and a diarrhea occurs, and then the pain grad­ singly and never passed ms withoat
A
Jersey
is
a
very
handsom
e
g
arm
ent
Eva?
Look
at
J
o
h
n
’s
hand,
all
covered
form ed, every ge stu re and movement de­
proposal is no nearer than a t the begin­ ually disappears, to retu rn again, how- taking away a handful of berries, a white Indians dwelling aliont the upper
when
‘the
form
u
n
d
e
r
it
is
haDdsome,
with
blood!
W
here
have
you
been,
and
courses
of the Missouri. They are differ­
ning of th eir acquaintance. Of course,” ever, when the necessary conditions are peach, an apple or perhaps four or five
n o tin g energy and character. H er cheeks
and vice versa.
w ere like lilie s, and h e r eyes of lim pid what has happened?”
with an indignant toss of the head,“ he is present for its existence. These are the pods of green peas. I stood it as long ent from the tribes around them . Borne
c Ja c k ’s coat and rolled
They 'erked
i
i off
have fair skin and bine eyes, and their
T he prodigal rpbs his h e ir; the m iser fairly lavish in spending money npon
b in e , in c h as Solom on would have de-
eeves. S ure enough there was robs him self. Thu m iddle way is, justice her. H e acts aa escort to concert,theatre typical sick headaches, some of the vic­ us I ‘■ould, ’cos they booghtof mo nearly language is strangely mixed with a great
scrib ed as b e in g ‘‘like th* fish pools of
tim
s
of
which
declare
they
have
inherit-
every
day.
At
last
I
resolved
to
p
u
t
a
H e shbon by th e gate of B athrabbin;” a little b u lle t hole in the fleshy p a rt of to ourselves and others.
and opera; he drives out w ith her, and ed the trouble. T here is considerable stop to their pickings, so I provided num ber of W elsh words.
“ Now,” says Mr. Wood, "h e re we have
th a t d ivine b in e, capable of expressing tbe up p er urtn. I t had gone thro u g h ,
G reat men undertake g reat things, be­ ia alw ays ready to adjust h e r wraps at a likeness between the condition ju st d e ­ myself with a long-handled iron spoon
b
u
t
touched
no
holies.
I
t
was
not
very
cause thoy are great, end fools because hall. B u t he never proposes. T hat ia scribed and seasickness.
ev ery passion of the soul.
and a quart pot full of thiuned tar. live independent accounts, whioh aeem
serious,
and
Mrs.
Basoom
soon
drossed
I t was m ore in her expression than in
w hat we objeot to, amt because of that
th ey th in k them easy.—V auvenargnes.
T he pain in the head very usually co­ Every time aDV of them came to my to tell one story. They are so strange
b e r featu res th a t she was beautiful. She and bound it np. As Ja c k m arched off
Men in g reat place are thrice servants this offioe was established. Its object is incident with the onset of some febrile stall after that 1 busied myself stirring that historians don't know what te do
to
his
room
ho
looked
at
Eva
hum
orously
knew how to dress, and the art of be­
—servants of the sovereign or state, ser­ either to compel a declaration or to leuvo com plaints is a very good exam ple of tho tsr, and the first move they made to with them. B ut if Indians on the Am er­
ican continent can speak the W elsh la n ­
the field open to adm irers who a re s e n ­
stow ing the sim plest ribbon or her neck and said:
“ You are a dandy, and do m istake. vants of fame, and servants of business. io rs iu th e ir intentions,” and the pretty headache from general system atic con­ sample I would, apparently without guage, they m ust have been taught at
o r h a ir in snob a way as to lend elegance
ditions.
In
th
is
case
tho
circulation
of
thought,
reach
out
to
them
with
the
T
he
pro
n
d
have
no
friends;
not
in
expert rapped a determ ined tattoo with a vitiated blood probably provokes pain, spoou, saying, T hose are eight cents a some; if there arc m anuscript copies of
a n d refinem ent to b e r toilet. If she had B n t you can now sec th at p'stol is of no
prosperity, for they know nobody, aDd French-heeled shoe upon the floor.
been F renoh th ey w ould have said she account.”
neuralgic in character. Individuals who q u a rt,’ or whatever they happened to he, the W elsh Bible hero, they m ust have
not in adversity, for then no o n é e knows
li
“
T
here
were
four
m
ore
oharges
in
it.
I t was gently insinuated th at American have inherited strongly m arked nervous und while doing this would drop the tar come somehow. And you cau p u t these
h a d obic. No E nglish p h rase oan exact­
them
.
Cousin
Ja
c
k
.”
facts toget'nor as you please.”
ly describe w hat a chic is, b a t we know
girls, aDd New York ladies in particular,
I t is no disgrace not to bn able to do were alm ndantly able to take care of tendencies and who trom any cause may on their hands.”
“ I believe I don’t w ant any m ore of
Another new fact was stated by the
i t w hen we see it.
I t is style and some
“ Did yon cure them ?"
everything; b u t to undertake or pretend them selves in th is respect and could very he in poor general health are very liable
them
to-night.
I
hope
I
can
use
my
th in g m ore. I t is the knack of doing or
to have pains shooting up through the
“ Yes, they ‘tum bled’ after each one lecturer. I n speaking of the discoveries
to do what yon are not made for is not
arm
to
m
orrow
.”
b e in g in tbe b est form .
I t is not fash­
soon tell w hether un adm irer's attentions tem ples and back of the head. The paius had been tarred, hut I lost their custom." of John Cabot, he said in substance:
Jack lay awake a long tim e thinking only sham eful, h u t extrem ely trouble
ion, b n t it is to fashion w hat poetry is
wonld result in anything beyond soft- are often followed with soreness of the
“ What do you know a b o u t‘samplers?’ ” "H ere is a strange thing. Jo h n Cabot
some and vexatious.
prose. I t is e n tirely a fem inine attrib u te, over tho m atter. He had been very
spoken words.
scalp. T hey also are neuralgia in c h ar­ asked the reporter ol a grocory miin reached the shores of Newfoundland in
stupid.
H
e
felt
that.
W
hut
would
Eva
I f thou host done a w rong or in ju ry to
“ N onsense," was the em phatio re­ acter, and are especially obstinate in the who was found siumliug in front of his 1497, only five years after C olum bus set
b n t a ll women do n o t possess it. W hen
a wom an has chio, age oan not w ither think of him . And w hat a girl she was! a other, ra th e r acknowledge und en sponse. “ T h a t is u pieoe of fiction in aged.
suit. Ho found that Indians were in
C oincident plum bic (lead) or store.
W
hat
in
trep
id
ity
and
character!
T
hat
doavor
to
rep
air
than
to
delend
it.
One
vented by H enry Janies, J r . American m alarial poisoning increases the suscep­
h e r, n o r onstom stale h e r infinite varie
“ I know ’em all. The sugar sumpler, possession of a num ber of French words,
girl
is
a
treasure,
th
o
u
g
h
t
Jack
,
as
he
way
thou
g
ainest
forgiveness;
the
other,
girls are as susceptit 1« as those of any tibility of individuals to these paius.— the tea sampler, the cranberry sampler and ever, understood him wlion he spoke
ty ; o th e r women cloy the a ppetite they
floated off into the land of dream s.
thou douhlest the wroDg and reokoning. o ther nationality, ai d the absence of ull P hiladelphia Tim es.
feed;
‘ * * b n t ta she
in m akes h u n g ry whom she
and fifteen or twenty other kinds of in that language. They knew tho F rench
As for E va, sbe did not sleep a wink.
New York papers delig h t in speaking rc stia in t makes them fall more easily
terms for codfish und fishing. Ue learned
samplers.”
She could hardly aoouse herself of of Boston and its people aud institutions iuto the habit of accepting an escort
E v a h a d chio.
Popular Mayings from Pops.
“ Is there such a variety of the profes­ that the Breton fishermen from the rock-
Bhe had oome to the g reat city to wrong, and yet she could not exenae as “ pro v in cial,” b n t we haven't observed w ithout v ulgar in q u iry into his ultim ate
hound coast of northern France were in
sion?”
m ake h e r way in the w orld, not th a t she herself. To th in k th a t she hod w ound­ that they have applied th a t term to our intentions. Blitli the natu ral delicacy
Shoot tolly as it flies.
“ You bet ! B ut the funniest case I tho habit of coming to these uieuk Am er­
of a p ure m inded m aiden, the Americau
w as obliged to, b n t because sbe wanted ed Jaok was terrib le. She m ight have Jo h n S u lliv an .—Boston G lobe.
ican
shores in th eir fishing smacks, aud
Man never is, b u t always to he, blest ever saw was that of a b u tte r sam pler.”
to. H e r m other was dead. H er father’s killed him . E ven now he m ight lose his
A W orcester man has invented an a r­ girl leaves th at to tim e and oiranin-
Lo, the poor Indian!
“ Never mind, I ’ll take your word for catching the ood with which these shores
arm
.
How
dreadful.
Aud
on
h
e
r
sleep­
second wife was h e r schoolm ate.
H er
abounded. Rem em ber, this wus only
rangem ent for hotels which hot only st&noes, and the young m an, knowing
D ie of a rose in arom atic pain.
it."
hom e was pleasan t anongh after a fash­ less pillow she upbraided herself the calls a man at any given hour in the this, takes advantage of it.”
All aro b u t p a rts from one stupendous
“ No, honest! I ’m giving it to you five years after the tim e of Colum bus.
whole
night
through.
O
ne
th
in
g
she
io n , b a t a glim pse of the g re at world
“ T he m ajority of victim s are”-----
m orning, b n t w hich keeps him “ called”
whole.
straight. There was a man a year or Bo as these fearless fishermen in th eir
a n d bnsiDess ways is good for a sensible determ ined to do. As soon as it a p ­ u n til he gets np.
“ D ebutantes, of course,” Bbs in te r­
W hatever ia, is right.
two ago who used to come to our store frail vessels, liiid been traveling back­
g irls. Bo E va had oome and took up pealed th at Ja c k ’s arm was a ll rig h t she
rupted
with
a
disgusted
wave
of
the
The proper study of m aukind is man. abont twice a week to look at bnttef. ward and forward across the occun long
T he prevalence of suicide amoug farm ­
hand.
“
I
t
may
sound
am
using,
b
u
t
I
q u a rte rs w ith A nnt Bisoom.
H aving wonld re tu rn home.
Grows with his grow th and strengthens Ho kept a first-class boarding house aud enough to teach the Indians a good p art
Jack appeared at the breakfast table, ers has never had its cause explained. assure you th at the m ajority of young
aome know ledge of ribbons and dry
with his grow th.
May not the strain on the m iud while
we didn’t think strange of his visits. of their language, who knows w hether
goods she g o t a place in H epscbield, his arm somewhat stiff and sore, b u t not serving ns judgu a t county fairs have m isses’ opportunities sre u tte rly ruined
Vice ia a m onster of ao (rig h tfu l mein, He would ask to look at two different cr not they saw the continent of Am erica
S h ie ld A C o.’s, oom m ancing a t five dol­ m uch more painful than if it had been
by these professional lovers, us I some etc.
•
som ething to do with it ?
kinds ofliutter, and explaining that he even before Colambug did?”
tim es call them . T he y onng lady, with
la rs a week. Bhe was now gettin g twen newly vaccinated. H e tried a feeble joke
Pleased w ith a ra ttle, tickled with a oould not tell anything about nutter uu
or
two,
b
n
t
both
Eva
and
Mrs.
Basoom
W
hen
a
G
eorgia
g
irl
found
th
a
t
her
her
fresh
oom
plexiou
ami
girlish
charm
s
ty , and was considered the best saleawo
Hon the H ager.
less he ate it with bread, would take
beau had taken another young lady to a yon can readily soo has a better prospect straw.
m an in th e store. S ue had snch an a rt felt too serious for muoh conversation.
Ue can’t be w rong whose life is in the samples away with him. As he was a
“ Evn think« she will go hom e,” said circus sho oried h erself sick and p n t of contracting a suitable alliance during
of d isplaying goods, of throw ing them
I red Flasher aDd Alisa F lorontia
regular and pretty good cash customer
crape on the fro n t door. M ighty gener her first season than at any other time. rig h t.
over h e r arm or shoulders th a t the la ­ Mrs. Uascom.
O rder is heaven's first law.
we often let him get his own Bamples. Flounce were discussing tho m ental
“ W hat?” said Jack, a sharp pain rnn- ous of her to add so m uch to tho other E very th in g is in h e r favor.”
d ie s were obliged to bny.
T he oonld
power
of controlling thought.
Baid
H onor and sham e from no condition One time I hod my suspicions aroused
ning quickly through his breast, sharper g irl’s enjoym ent.
“ And you propose to rem edy this d e­ rise.
Flasher :
n o t h elp it.
than
tbe
pain
in
his
arm.
by
discovering
that
the
samples
he
took
D r. Crosby says “ those who are en- feet and to drive these y oung men into
Cousin
nsin Ja c k , or m ore p roperly, Jo h n
” 1 will give yon a pair of gloves if you
Act well y o u r p a rt—there all the honor were the entire contents of a single
E va savs she will ro tu ra to Black- g a g e l in am assing colossal fortunes b e ­ m atrim ony or from the society world?”
Beeoom, was teller in tbe Bonthwestern
can think of positively nothing for five
lies.
bore
into
the
jars
(a
roll
of
butter
from
water
in
a
day
or
tw
o.”
long
to
the
dangerous
classes.”
We
do
“ E xactly- T hrongh careful research
N ational. H e was 26 and was perfectly
W orth makes the m an, the want of it ten to twenty inches long and about minutes und still he awake,”
“ I don’t think you oug h t to, Cousin not eare to be referred to in th a t pointed and a t tho expenditure of infinite tim e
loyal to one woman, and th a t was his
“ Done,” she responded.
the fellow.
half an inch iu diam eter), and upon in­
way, and the doctor had better stop it.
a n ! patience I have collected the names
m other. W hatever h e did he did for E va.”
Five m inutes passed.
Au honest m an's the noblest work of quiry by myself and observation by
“ Yes, Jo h n , I think I m ust.”
of ail the best-known of these profes­ Ood.
h er.
A
m
other
can
oall
“
Jo
h
n
n
ie
,
it's
tim
e
A little later Jaok and E va were stan d ­
num erous other dealers in butter, we
u u '0 w01? *be ff'0Tei' •” »lie exclaim ed.
“ I don’t th in k I shall ever got m ar­
to get u p ," for th ree b o n rs w ithout sional lovers. These I keep in this book,”
“ How did yon manage to think of
Look throngh n atu re up to nature's found that the man made trips every
taking np a long, narrow ledger. “ My God.
rie d ," Jaok w ould sey to him self. “ T hey ing side by aide in the parlor.
m
aking
auy
im
pression,
b
u
t
when
the
“ I Buppose, Eva, it may be best for
day, visiting from ten to fifteeu dealers nothing for the whole five m inutes?’’ he
clientswire furnished with printed slips
oome too hig h , and, besides, ] d o n 't see
old
man
steps
to
the
foot
of
the
stairs
asked,
eagerly.
From grave to g a r, from lively to se­ a day and never calling on the same
any like m y m o th e r.” Tow ard his oonsin yon to re tu rn home for tbe present; bnt and shouts “ Jo h n !" Jo h n n y takes his oontuining these names, to which tbev vere.
I fastened my mind firmly on vonr
do
you
know
I
am
wonuded
incurably?”
dealer
more
than
once
a
week
and
in
this
can readily tn rn for reference. B at this
E
ays felt in a paternal sort
“ v a be b hod
e d alw
....................................................
breakfast with the rest of the fam ily,
G uide, philosopher and friend.
“ D on’t say thatl O b, it can’t be so!”
manner obtained free i f cost six or eight mnstaelie-and kept it there,” she replied,
of so rt of way, and he would deal out to
trium phantly.
“ W here's all this gold I was told could is only s p a rt of my tmsineas. The
J u s t as the twig is bent the tree's in­ pounds of butter a week.”
“ N ot in my arm , dearest, b n t in my
really
arduous
labor
consists
in
deter
h e r large chu n k s of fatherly advioe, fit­
be picked u p in the street?” asked an im ­
clined.
The referee awarded her the gloves.
heart.”
||H e was a ‘sampler’ and no mistake.
m
ining
from
tbe
actions
of
a
young
man,
ted for alm ost any occasion.
—I Detroit Free Press.
m igrant of a citizen on W oahington
M istress of herself, though C hina fall.
“ Oh! Ja c k .”
“ Ton bet! Samplers ia rum critters
other
things
unknown,
w
hether
he
really
T b e pietol eepiaode amused Jack not a
W ho shall decide when doctors disa­
“ And if yon go home now, may I come street. “ I t ia in D evonshire stre et, but contem plates m atrim ony or is bent sim ­
little . E very now end then he wonld
A ktek T hree Y e a r s —T he disappear-,
yon will have to be a contractor liefore
gree?
The Society of t lilldr. it.
l a t t e r th ro u g h the d a y ,“ She is a dandy, for you soon and m ake th is yonr you esu pick it u p ,” was the re p ly .—Bee- ply on am usem ent. T hat is why I call
ance of 810(g) from „ bank at Parsons
A little learning is a dangerous thiDg.
m yself ail ‘e x p ert,’ " and the lady folded
b u t I gness I shall have to give her a home?”
Kansas,
three years ago could not ho ac­
ton
G
lobe.
To e rr is hum an, to forgive divine.
Eva looked n p into Jack 's eyes, her
Many good men have delighted in
her hands in her lap and gazed com­
lesson of some k in d ;” and inward parox
Fools ru sh in where angels fear to passing their hours of relaxation iu the counted for by the cashier, and as he
Apples os Feed.
ysm of suppressed m irth would alm ost own full of lig h t and love, and gently
placently a t ber visitor.
tread.
company of children. This betokens a had lieeu livmg rather reckleaslv, it was
choke him . H e w ent to bed th at night w hispered:
*‘T heu you claim to be really able to
D am n with faint praise.
“ Yes, J o h n .”
pure and loving nature. Richter say, believed that he was a thief. He hast
Mr. J . N. B a rtle tt, S outh R oyalston, discover a m an's u ltim ate m atrim onial
w ith his head fa ll of undefined practical
W illing to wound and yet afraid to the man is to be slimmed who does not L'!* P1’*06- escaped arrest by paying
“ T h en ,” said Jack , as he clasped her Mass., reported iu the N. E. F arm er last intentions from his actions in the pres­
jokes, b n t all having a so rt of oenter-
strike.
in his arm s, “ it was the luokieat shot in w inter the follow ing satisfactory experi­ ence of his lady love?"
love he society of children. Heurv IV <1000 to the bank, and remained m in ed
pieoe ia Eva and her pistol.
Breaking a butterfly upon a wheel.
was passionately fond of them, and de­ in reputation until lately, when a porter
ence in feeding a p p le t to cows and pigs:
I t was only at tbe breakfast tab le that the dark I ever heard of,"
" I do. L ong experience in these m at­
T he feast of reason and the flow of
imparted to a companion in a m om ent
“ In 1880, I, in corn man with o th er most ters, ooupled with a natural faculty of
tb e fam ily m et, for E va took her lunch
U " “ T *“ ,boU •» ’> caprice«.
day «hep creeling eronnd the or drunken confidence the secret that he
farm ers a bout hero, had large qnantitiee reading tiie m otives which inspire cer­ soul.
I h o Negro Share Fararer.
• t the store and was always late to din-
Welcome
the
com
ing
speed
and
part­
had stolen the money. The po rter has
of Apples to dispose of. As soon os the tain actions, enables me to accom plish,
TWkKi* hU L *°i8 *nJ kuet9 ">th the since made a full confession.
Dauphin on his hock and the other chil­
T he change« w rought by the civil war earliest varieties were fit for dom estic by a lim l of intuition, w hat seems to he ing guest.
next m orning, Ja c k comm enced
D o good by stealth and b lu sh to find dren about him urging itie king to gallon
in the south have produced one charac­ uee the im perfect ones were fed to my alm ost im possible. T hen, too, I have
E ve
Tomato Figs —Remove the skiua and
it famo.
m imitation of . home. „ S
“ W ell, m y Am aaonien little saleslady, ter whom we found one of the most in cow and pig, the feed of the pig being studied the subject carefully, end have
allow one ponnd of white sugar for
yon »lay any sand-beggars last tereating studies in a recent trip tbrongh moatly apples, from the tim e it was about collected statistics upon whioh I base my
royal party in the midst of their fnn erery pound of fruit; place them in a
L iterary 11 leanings.
the aonth. We allude to tbe negro share three m onths old u n til it was killed in conclusions. T here are oertain in falli­
bight?”
Stone jar for tw eu ty -f„„r h u m s; then
“ I am not a saleslady, I w ant yon to farm er. A t hom e, in bis ram shackle the follow ing w inter; and I never raised ble sym ptom s which precede a declara­
« 7 ’ WltbT !
ln bi"
»»led ponr Off the syrup aud broil, skim m ing
One copy of Mr. B uskin s volum e of ? H
Have yon children, M Ambassador?"
- -
cabin, among b it lean pigs, his bony oat a b e tte r shots. T he apples were fed raw. tion of love, and which m ust be present
know , Oonsin Ja o k .”
"Yes,
«ire.'’
until d e a r; return the syrup to tho fru it,
tie and his alw ays num erous fam ily, or I also began to fee-1 them to m y cow at if m arriage ia seriously intended. These “ Poem s" recently bro u g h t over <100 at
“ B bat! been prom oted again?"
" In thst cane- I proceed with- the letting it remain another tw enty-four
“ H e, I am not prom oted and I am not in the m arket place, with Iris spike team , tbe same tim e, b n t not regularly or u n i­ sym ptom s m ust precede the evowal," a London sale.
hours; agwm boil and skim, pouring
It is gravely annonnoed th a t Colonel "port, remarked tin king
e mlealady. I am a saleswoman. If there ofteu composed of a m ule and a cow, form ly u n til the com m encem ent of win­ she repeated with em phasis. “ W hy,
is one word I despise m ore th an another whioh he has driven e long day's jo u r- ter. A bont the m iddle of November sir,”—tu rn in g to a heevy folio volume Mike Sheridan will write a hook on the
are
. ^ on * eartl.ern
t,,ir‘‘ tin,e pistes
are filtrwl^0re
fit to d ry ; place
i t ie saleslady. D o yon sey tele s gentle- ney to sell a d o lla r’s worth of wood or e I began to give the cow, daily, all the on the table—“ I find th a t o u t of 8227 Yellowstone park excursion.
front
of
«
mirror
anti
f
0
’
st*n,1,nF
•“
and
set
in
the
snn.
W
hen
well dried
I suppose yon are a teller couple of bushels of potato««. be pre applea th a t she w ould eat, wbieh coses recorded by mo u p to th e preset!
C harles D udley W srn er will soon
sent* a grotesque end interesting type. did not vary m uch
from three season, in not one of them w ere three of p u blish a record of his recent travels in the oddest grimaces „ h!i“ ’ ,h?ro “ *l,e pack them in small wooden boxes with
an ia the B onthw estern.”
fine white sugar between rach
Jaok, “ I am a gentlem anly I t Would be difficult, probably, to get fourths to one bushel per day. not fa il­ the leading sym ptom s absent. Is not E urope un d er the title "A R oundabout
upon
down to poorer a i d less profitable rg ri ing to do so in any instance .o r one <Uy, th a t sufficiently conclusive? O r, to be Jo u rn e y .”
in the tance.
Poor Penbecker, his j„ k e --“ W hy my
' joke, b a t I tell you I shorn- c u ltu re than the share farm er practises. un til tbe follow ing spring. T his re ­ more specific, I find three different char
* it|’
Mr. Cross has made little progress
child's governess
—
Wh y can’t g irls and B ut he manages to scrape e living o u t of sulted in the fine health and th rift of the acteristics distinctly m arked in 3227 with the biography of bis dead frifr,
scolded, ths
>h tense ae men? Are the g rou nd, exactly how he w onld per oow, tbe p roduction of exoellent milk cases, or in ail on record, four obxrao George E liot, having lieen greatly inter
dy, cook lady?”
heps sometimes find it difficult to ex- and b u tte r, and a saving of About one teriatics I find present in 2903 of these rnpted by illnese.
iM k ’i sheet
h T of
T paner?”
,OTelT wom*n-
njte a b blaoK
\ f r« P &
half of the am ount of hay oonsnm ed by cases; five sym ptoms are present in 2117
try woman ie a lady by her rig h t plain himself.
Mias E leanor Arnold, the d au g h ter of
Yon come upon h it oabin among the the same cow aa com pared with the win­ esses, end six are plainly o utlined in 914
“ a ..i«».'
» r m
r. luo » « • ■ • a
the poet, has shown her filial devotion in
I can hardly attrib u te of tbe cases ”
ine woods, with a patch of scraggy corn ter previous.
i th a t’s tra e , b a t why should
i g irls be so d ietrastfn l as to
ind It, and the ground eronnd strewn th e one half aaving of hay entirely to
“ W hat are the prom inent sym ptom s?' the preparation of “ The M atthew Ar­ always sure of bri,,.. u „ _7
nold B irthday Book.”
e ste , a «
? T " ''1
. kl,r '" “«t »«tiering one, " i t
w ing oarselvet u with fsggota, among whioh pick a stra g ­ an equal n u tritio n furnished by the was tim idly asked.
*
evsr urgent m , l,u ' „„ î.'l r
, wonldn t even he ra te d .<•
I if we act suitably gling crew of m aty fowls. A oouple of applea ooniam ed, b n t partly to tbe b et­
“ Ah, th at I cannot tell. You would
Five additions of Boswortb Sm ith's would nev.r leMy„ V: l,f the republic,
I in. O thers may e a rs hark farioualy a t you, and a oouple ter digestion and assim ilation arising not have me give to tbe p u b lic the se­ “ Life of L ord L aw rence” have already
having seen bis wir. b,IVe wi‘hont | A young t«jy renurk,
liadles, if they of pigs, which look like dogs, they a r t from tb a adm ixture of the green and c rets of my business, which have cost appeared, and a six th —a p opular edition first
rn rifc « » k « ot recr«ti«n
the baby.
“ “ w,lt * « h » 0.1 d re « I
myaelf, I am e salea ao bony and long-ieggr *, tro t g ra n tin g d ry food ao coos«m ad. I have bean m e so m uch to learn. “ No, n o ,” with n in one valum e— is on the way to pabli-
“ -«»*»»»« I»"
I i t is aeeem ery to refer away into the brush. T be a o a sy roof it footling th e same oow and a n o th er pig wary shake of the blonde bend, “ I must eation.
* hZ
!* » r e ls tle a ,
hand
to
hia
fl.
n
i**"nff
T, I prefer to be sagging on its yielding beam s; th ere are with anplaa in the soma way w ith equal
»bl!« 1
equal keep some thing« to m yself-”
R
aillery
ia
sometí
mea
m
ora
insupport-
3r»n
and
h
s
d
í
'j
^
T
t
í
Ü
!
to
tk*
*1
»
1
"
Te
lavile
lOe
swsm
M
seU ea
1-plaetered ohian success tbe present season, tba applea
“ B at the m anner of arriv in g a t yonr
A «real direnaaTT, . ^
w,th * * »
■agrees through every oaee being ordinary eider apples, conclusions—y onr m ethod of handling abla than w rong; because we have a gustas
ffuxtns
wa,
o-
_
r.moeror
l>
.
p
ero
r
A«
slabs and logs of and alw ays nse< 1 in the whole or raw n case; yon have no objection to o u tlin ­ rig h t to reoent injuries, b a t it is rid ic a ­
P*«y at
*t«h little
children, who
lo«» to be a n g ry a t a jest._____
e m ud haa fallen. ■tote, w ithoat aay m ixture w batovnt, in ing that?”
» un oí in format i«,,
porta
this”
from all
T he toes motion of y onr approach baa feeding to m y oow.'
“ Oh, ao. As yon have n e dou b t al
Bold orna ia an ill keeper of promis«*. Syria;
SooriHi and
Jrinn children
being
» • • » I be » » » « fa i
favorito«.
POU COUNTY ITEMIZE«
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EDUCATIONAL NOTE»
Conscience ia tho m ost e u lid .h
•11 philosophers.
U ',U
T be w heat-grow er’s ’ m otto-O f
weevils chose the lesser.
Jo h n G u y V essar, of
haa m ade a g ift of ^.(»OOm oret!!'v 9**
college.
’ta r
T he first wom en’s m edical scho,.l i .
established iu C anada, will
J*
opened iu T oronto.
*°011
L b,J grow
r n from a sm all b e in
c i a o i^ c 0“*1
ia ,
have
g in
til instruction is now furnished to lw “
In m any cities and towns of
‘
schools for the oducatiou of
and srtisa n s are kept op«n o n H n n C '
well am id the ereDiDgs.
I t is alw ays a sign of poverty of n
m ind w here m eu are ever aiming
'
pear g roat, for thoy who are really gIJ
never seem to know it.—Ceoil.
B an cn t has been placed
»uioug the
op tional stu d ies of the senior
rut g
W illiam s college. O uly oue'ïtùdeaH
th u s far aigm fied a deaire, to take it
T oronto in C anada has some time w .
em ploying kindergarten methods ¡ 7 .
public schools, ano tho Globe slat*,V',
the u ltim ate snooeeaof the experiment*
oertain.
ulw
T he S a u ita ry E ngineer urge,
who send th eir children to bimduig
schools to m ake searching inouiri«« Li­
th e ch aracter of the drainage and rere
lutiou of such institutious.
v
L ouisiana haa not the scruples of Ken
tuoky on tha subject of federal «id for
statu aohools, aud the governor suysttiev
will accept goreranvent money. pr0Tij J
tho local boards can spend it
^
T he a p propriation for public school
purposes in L ouisiana h*ve boeq e„tira
ly exhausted, aud as a result, every UBh.
lie school in the state has been idoml
T he p ro b a b ilities are that they wifi J
main ulosed u n til next April.
E n g lan d , G erm any, France, Rum ,
and the sm aller nation’s of Europe «rt
spending money liberally for the edacs
tion of th e ir artisans, and in Englud
m ore p a rticu la rly , private liberJity ,i
added to governm ent bounty, to extend
the advantages of .technical training iu
all classes of workers.
A petition has been presented to U,„
m inister of instruction tu Russia, «.ke...
for the restoration oi corporal purndT.
m ent in the schools of that ooiiDtrj
T his looks liks retiegression, uutil it ij
explained th s t, while corporal punish
m e n tis forbidden, school boys are con­
fined for tw enty-four hours on hrexdmj
W iter d iet, and subjected to other like
severe and degrading forma of pnnish-
m ent.
In G erm any and E ngland drawing u
ta u g h t g enerally to .p u p ils of the public
sc h o c k , aud all are th u s in some meu-
ure p re p a re ! for tho higher technical
train in g of tho special sohools open in
tho day tim e for thoau who ciu afford it
or in th e evening for those who are em­
ployed d u rin g tho day. Drawing 11
tau g h t not as an a rt, h u t fur the sake of
its train in g influence, and because of the
im m ediate value of the knowledge of ita
p rin cip les to workers in all tho trades.
Mr. M undella, au Euglish authority
on educatio n al statistics, mudo tho pub­
lic sta te m en t recently that the cconlsr
school instead of being “ the godless
school," as haa been represented, hod di­
rectly and largely increased the attend­
ance upon the BuDdav schools through­
o u t L o ndon. T housands of children,
who nev er went to Btinday school, tml
th eir p a ren ts have beeD so stimulated by
the week day h a b it of school going thst
the B untlay school has been a large
gainer.
-li­
the
m outh
signal
»bip.,
Une,
g u US|
nursi
was
ship
tho g
ulug
and'
smoke
charges
m irai
round«
near
watch
ness,
He
his cb
ua h e
were
l m u«
Admire
“ WT j
the
board
till a.
»ays
to
kind);
•If
‘‘I ’ve
with
“ Is
youni
ly-
lau*
wan
boy,
Very
wish
kjndl
((
lad.-
my
to d
T!
sear
• . “
and
oliane
W IT AND WISDOM.
W om an is the idol that man worship.
And th e m ore idle slip is the more he
w orships her.
Do not-w ear yo n r troubles and misfor­
tu n es all on the outside like an overcoat
h u t keep them hidden within, like a
ragged-back vest.
A wom an, lately, looking ut a printing
press at w ork, turned to her companion
und in n m ost earnest manner inquired:
“ W ell, C harley, an' them ’s tbe things aa
w rites tho papers. Be's them what they
call editors?”
An Irish oorporal, who now snd then
in d u lg ed , was th u s accosted by bis cap­
tain, w hile standing ut ease: “ Pst, what
m akes y o u r u u se .s q red?;’ . “ Plree, yer
ho n o r," said Dwt? ‘‘I always blush when
I njiakea to an cjmccrT”
Old geniiqm aq (looking ata.very bob
tailed Dorse) ; V 8 1 o tis me! bow short
tbev have c u t his tail." Attendant—
" H is m aster is a m em ber of the Society
for tho P rotection of Animals, sir. In
this fashion he-wiil n o t annoy the poor
flies."
T ho liv e r pad agent asked a Miaaonn
ed ito r lo give him <700 worth of adver­
tisin g and take his pay in liver pads, and
the e d ito r was very emphatio in bis in­
q u iry : “ W u»t sort of condition do you
tn in k m y lhrer is in, sir?”—Boston Port.
A re tu rn e d m issionary, in delivering»
leoture c o ncerning tho lands in which
he had labored, sjioke of some
ingly ra g g e d te rrito ry he had visited.
H e said: " T h e roads up these mountains
are too steep and rocky for even a
a m onkey to clim b; therefore, I did
a tte m p t the aseent.”
A p o p u la r concert singer, advertirt«1
to p a rticip a te in an entertainment in »
M issouri village, excused ber absence on
the g ro u n d of having a cold in the la*1
tbe next day alio received the following
from an adm irer: "T b iz iz gouse grew,
m elt it a n d rn b ft on the brige of yore
noze u n til kured. I lu r you to dia
tra x a h u n .”
“ How do yon feel with such a •*"**'
ing coat on?” said a young dandy to »
Roger. “ I feel," «old old Roger, looking
a t him steadily wit* one eye ball ej°*~'
if tak in g ufm
aim al
at ilia
his victilU.
victim. 11001.
I « •
as if
ouug m an, as if I had a coat nn _w _
had paid f o r - a luxury of feeling
hieb I th in k yen have never ex­
p erien ced .“
A
twenty-live
minate«
« X I m
U an
» U will
W i l l work
W ftv x *
' “ “ " V
“
try in g to lig h t the fuse of a ‘* 1 ,
'
w ith o u t frow ning. Strange as it
seem , th is ia contrary t o »11 hunisn enp«-
w ith kitchen
rience wilu
m iu icu fires. Ths
---- »»""?*
. ,
m an will frown hard at the end o
first five m inuté* wrestle with tbe “ * ’
and a t t!|© end of tbo second n'®
frown w ill bo audible.
E ach head of elover eonUio*
sixty d istin c t flbwer tubes, each °
.
contain« a portion of *ugar not e n
the five h u n d re d th p a rt of » KriUD;
prokoRCit of the bee m ast there
inserted into-OOU d o v e r tubes be UT, ^
grain of sugar e*n he obtained,
are 7000 g riim r in a P°u " d’
honey contsiua three fourth«
j
w eight of d ry *n 8 lir’ ®*c“,
.„has
honey represent« 2 , 500.000 clo*
sucked by liee#.—Chicago T ribun-
,
T he lately-boru infant» of Bp»«L
Yoaliel, sleeps, wakes tm lIc ra »
die sh ap ed like rt.coucn shell.
^
w ith th e p a le st of p in k *«tin - ...u.«»«
form ia covered with P°,ut
!«■
J»ee, s| « d a ily m ods from » P» -u,r-
s.gned by th e qlteen of Sp»iu * .„«trt»
in which the Alins of Spsin »»
of-
are g racefully tafsbded.
/«Inch
repied and tiny p illo w , on both ” ^ j
t h i 111 lie« o f t i e honre of B o « * f
tbe Y of her p re tty name, ****l,w- l
laced and interlaced
« b a b .—
:
¡irme*®1 “ .
y , th a -----------i
y onng heritory
rodi*
den, haa a m ach lésa d«l| cate a
It>»
bacoi __n hard y yonng N n r a a r t * » ^
shaped lit» n «woo, the "t®**, |,ttle
» n e u e n “ « J —
n p , if wiabod. and sheltering
* - , _ , B
p r l n e « , a a d i t w e ll p r o v id e d
■luffed i
»'
■
• • .
into
shall
of t b
“I
as lie
*lm
II
to
join
Í -ou
J:*
of tl
voyi
flig
un
.2
. mane
days
G ib
ships
a t th
«on
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Med
and
dian
proa
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won
cam
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and
' daw
veal
cole
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war
tb e
of
nti
be
US
wb
no I
two
wh<
tb©
and
th©
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woi
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to
be
wo
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act
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