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UBMCRU’T I o N MUHT UK P A ID IN A D V A N C E .
PR O FE SSIO N A L CARDS.
D A L L A S , OREGON, S A T U R D A Y , S E P T E M B E R 16, 1883.
VOL. IX .
THE EYE.
N EW PRICES. N EW C00D 8.
Tha eye shows character. Th
eyes o f great warriors have almost
always been gray, thoir brows lower
P H Y S I C I A N AND S U R G E O N
ing like thunder clonds. Inventors
Dallas, Oregon.
have large eyes, very full. Philoso-
>hers the most illustrious have bad
O fflw on Mill 8* . North
Court H om o
forgo and deep set eyes. The poets
T h e L a rg e s t S to c k a n d C h e a p e st
“ di T w ; h . b u b e l l T
all have large, full eyoa; and mu
sician’s eyes are large and lustrous.
Goods ! !
D
E
N
T
I
S
T
,
Bufibn considers that the most
beautiful eyes are the black and blue.
Dallas, Oregon.
We think we have seen black and
L L W O R K D O N E IN F IR S T -C L A S S S T Y L E .
blue eyes that were far from beauti
. Ofllce m m door north of J.D . Leva W hit« Brick
ful. Byron says th e' gazelle wi'l
N . L. B U T L E R .
J O H N T. D A L Y
weep at the sound of music. The
gazelle’B eyes have been called .the
D ALY & BUTLER,
most beautiful in the world, and the
reatest compliment an Arab can pay
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
is mistress is to compare her eyes to
I L L P R O M P T L Y A T T E N D TO A L L L E G A L
a gazelle's. The power of the eye
buaine«« entruated to them.
Ottico on M ill St.
oypoaifcc Court H ouse, Dallas-
was well illustrated in Robert, He
I take pleasure in announcing to the public that my
was taken to Edinburgh very much
E. J DAW NE,
as Sampsom was taken to the temple
—to amuse the Phillistines. He was
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
brought to the palace where the
and Notary Pupllo*
great men of Scotland were to he en
tertained, and was put in a back
O l 'E l ' I A l A T T E N T IO N (IIV K N fTO I'O U .K I T I N O
O and loaning money. Alway« prepared to loan from
room r until the time should come
In now open and ready for inspection.
•100 to $2,500 on neraonal or real entute security. Ottico
In Griswold's building, opposite the bunk, Malum, Ore-
when they were ready for him. When
they were, he was brought in, and
having measured the company with
J. H. TOWNSEND,
his eyes he recited his immortal
poem. “ Is there for honest poverty?”
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
I i i
J V Iy I i L c lo p e i u l e i i c o
S to re
Carlyle says that when he finished,
Dalla», Oregon.
the nobles and gentlemen cowered
F F IC E O N M A IN ST R E E T . O P P O SIT E T H E
You will find the F IN E S T GOODS and tho I AKGEST ASSO RTM EN T of and shrank before his eyes. We
Court House. Collection« made u specialty.
think his words had as much to do
with it as his eyes.
e T b T s k i p w o k t h ,
Clooptra had black eyes. Mary
Queen of Scots had liquid gray eye«.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Dark eyes show power, light 6yes
-A N D -
gentleness, and gray eyes sweetness.
Kept on the West Side of tho Willamette, outside of Portland.
There is great magnectic power in
N o ta ry Public,
the eyes of several of the lower ani
Albany, Oregon,
mals. The lica’s, the tiger's and the
i l t P R A C T IC E IN A L L T H E C O U R TS IN T H E .
serpent’s eyes are all magnetic. It
State. A ll business entrusted to him promptly at
is well known the serpent will charm
tended to. Office in O’Toole’s Block, Broad-A lbi» 8 t . , j
bird;, that are dying above it, until
Geo W . Belt,
M. L Pipes
in great circles they will sweep down
Independence.
Dallas
to the destruction that awaits them.
B E L T & PIPES.
A friend of the writer, a doctor, was
Is completo in every respect ami ih the hnnds of a competent Milliner.
one day walking in the fields, when
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
he saw an adder lying on a rock. He
drew near to examine it, and present
U T W ill practice in all the Courts
ly looked at its eyes.. Ho was at
o f the State. Office up stairs in i
tracted by their great beauty, and in
Court House.
____
I n
m
y
P e r r y d a l e
s t o r e
voluntarily stepped forward two or
three steps. Beautiful light flowed
OSAS Pa SULLIVAN,
You will find a C O M PLETE ASSORTM ENT of
from them, and seemed to bathe the
very coils of tho serpent. Gradually
Attorney at Law,
he drew closer, until, just as he was
almost within the reptile’s reach, he
DALLAS, OREGON.
fell, feeling, as he said afterwards, as
P r o m p t At te n tim i P a id to B uh I iicmk .
though he had been struck by a
Suitable
for
tho
Country
Trade.
You
will
also
find
a
L
IN
E
of
O rriC K -O u Main Street, two doors north o f Postofflce
stone. When he became conscious
his head was in a friend’s lap. His
first word’s were, “ Who struck me?”
D R J. B. JOHNSON,
No one struck you, doctor. I saw
D e n tis t-
you were charmed by the snak\ and
Having roturned to Independence
■ struck it with a stone.” He Lad
struck the snake, and the doctor had
to permanently locate, is prepared to
______________
i all kinds of ______
dental 1 work. Filling Produce taken in Exchange for Goods at Market rates. felt the blow.—| Chicago Eye.
do
and treating a specialty.
an
<
Office
____ in Vandnyn & Smith’s new
GREAT SELF-DENIAL-
brick, up stairs
“ Where can I buy a pair of cuffs?”
T R JTTT.
O. A . J O H N S
Give me a call before purchasing elsewhere, and SEE M Y GOODS inquired a late riser of an' Austin
T R U IT T & JOHNS,
hotel proprietor one Sunday morn
and G E T TH E P R IC E S ! !
Jug-
A ttom eys-at-L aw ,
■Don’t believe you can anywhere,”
D A L L A S , ORE G O N
replied the hotel man, “ clothing stores
are all closed up until 4 o'clock in
F F IC E O N M IL L ST R E E T . N O R T H O F COtTR
Houae.
lt5
the evening.”
“Well, where can 1 get a cocktail?
D r 7 I. T. MASON,
I am as dry ns a puff ball.”
“ Can’t. Saloons are closed up un
R E S ID E N T D E N T IS T ,
til after 4 o’clock.”
“I suppose I can get a glass of
Dallas, Oregon.
Is that you do yourself justice by buying goods where you can get them the sweet cider at some corner grocery,
(Late o f Eugene City and Sheridan.
can’ t I? ”
cheapest.
‘‘Not much; groceries are all closed
Nltro Oxide or Laughing Gas administered. Office
Up stairs over H. T. Butler's store.
I know it is the practice among a great mahy merchants to sell a few up until after 4 o ’clock. ’ .
D a l l a s , N ot . 17. 1882.
‘Are, eh? Then I guess I ’ll have
leading articles at cost, but they must make it up on something else.
I
A. E. SCOTT, M. D.,
intend to strictly adhero to ve'ry LOW PRICES in everything I offer for to go down to some drag store and
get’ a glass of plain soda.”
P hysician and Surgeon, sale, and in
“ Can't do that, either. Drug stores
are not allowed to sell soda until af
L a t e o f O a k la n d , C a l., h as p e rm a n e n tly
ter 4 o’clock.”
l o c a t e d in
The man moved mournfully over
DALLAS, OREGON.
to the water cooler and had about
half filled a tumbler, when a police
W i l l b e f o u n d a t a ll t i u e a a t B . M . S m it h '»
D r u g S to r e .
man in front of the hotel commenced
shooting at a suspicions looking dog.
Z. T. DODSON, M. D„
The hotel guest dropped the glass,
jumped about 14 feet, and running
PHYSICIAN, SURCEON. OBSTETRICIAN.
—A N D
' ehind the office desk, shouted:
Hrefcermanently located in Dallas, Oregon.
“ D on’t shoot again, cap! 1 won’t
Office inH ydo's drug store.
novlltr.
touch a drop of yonr old ice water
until after 4 o’clock! If you think it’s
W . H. HOLMES,
too rich for my blood. I ’ll practice
Attorney and Counselor at Luw, There is no doubt or question but I shall sell them very much lower than self denial and spit cotton till sun
the same goods have ever been offered in this market.
down.”—[Texas Siftings.
S a le m , O r e g o n -*
j y Please to call and price tho goods and you will see that I am
in earnest.
BRED.IN THE BONE.
jo h n
M c D o w e l l
J. N. SM ITH, M. D ,
f
S P R IN G
O
S TO C K !
GENERAL MERCHANDISE
W
* te « i:
T o those whose minds are troubled
Strange as it may appear to the
with doubt aa to whether or not there
uninitiated, says the Philadelphia
hell, the following from the
1‘rau, it is none the less true that
British Naval Chronieie, 1807, may
there are a number o f people in all
not be uninteresting:
large cities who gain a livelihood by
An Abstract from tho Journal of the Ship
pawning jewely, curious pictures, and
Sphinx, in the Year 1686 , -np the Btraite.
a multiplicity o f other articles for
May 12. — When we arrived at
more than their actual value. From
Manson we found three ships lying
this statement it pinst not for a mo
there from London, commanded by old vhoman half to
ment be snppoeed that “ mine uncle”
vho vhas
the Capta, Bristol, Brown, and Bar
is in the habit o f lending even the
naby; all going to L ipa rtto load.
full value, as be understands it, on
May 13.—These three ships sailed
any ariicie intrusted to his temporary
in company with tho Sphinx (wind
keeping. It ia safe to say that, save
N W.) to Lipari, where they anchor
in exceptional cases, the pawnbroker
ed in twelve fathoms water (wind S. home she goes for ms
rarely, if ever, lends more than what
S. W.).
Vhas dot der right vhay
he considers two-thirds o f the value
May 14.—The four Captains and a some shobe on a man?”
of the article dejiosited.
Nor, per
“ No. o f course n o t ”
Mr. Bell, a merchant, went on shore
haps, is this unreasonable, when it is
“ Und pooty queek after dot some
upon tho Island of Mount Stromboli
taken into consideration that the ar
to shoot rabbits, About three o’clock body else rings oop m y ___
the;
ticle, if left in his hands, w ill proba
ev called their men together to go tousond times, und my vhife
on i board thoir respective sHip», w hen. faints avbay. Vheri
bly have to be disposed of at auction,
to their inexpreuible astonishment^ ▼has dere somebody answers: 1
and that from the proceeds o f this
they saw the appearance of two men, Shake, I saw you riding oudt
iorced sale he has to realize both the
comTng very swiftly through the air yonr vkif# on der Lake road
loss and the interest due thsreon.
toward them; one of them appeared Sunday 1 Doan’ be afraidt—I
How, then, the professional pawner
to be dressed in black and the other give him awayP Und d es m j
succeeds in making a profit out of his
in gray olothes; they passed close by vhas madt enough to boat m
transactions may best be told in the
with the greatest rapidity, and, to und vhen I comes home ehe
words of a well known pawnbroker.
their extreme consternation, descend at me mit der teapot D o you
He said yesterday: “ Both men and
ed, amid the burning flames, into the him telephone convenience?”
women are engaged in this business,
“ I calf it a shame, sir.”
FEKALE Cli m
IS FARIS.
mouth o f that dreadful volcano, Mb
and they work for a principal who
“ Vhell, some odds
The editor o f the Voltaire publishes Stromboli. At their entrance there goes r-r-r-r-ring-ing-ing-ring
supplies them with the goods they
deposit The jewelry pawned is pur some interesting statistics furnished issued tremendous noises; the flames tunder, und my vhife vhas as
rushed out most terribly, and Capb
chased second hand at auctions, and him by the administrators o f the
ash a bedquilt She tinks dot
doctored till it is made to look worth Credit Foncier and Bank o f France Burnaby oried out, “ The Lord bless some Occident to me, or some ateam-
considerably, more than it really is. on the employment of women in these me! the foremost o f the tw o,in black poai blowed oop mit her sister. Her
Take a watch for instance. An old establishments. M. Jansen, the head clothes, is old Mr. Booty, my next hefert beats like it would shump ondt
gold hunter, the cases worn thin with of a department at the Credit Fon door neighbor at W apping; bnt I do on der floor, und vhen she asks who
age, is bought for a few dollars at a cier, states that he has always had not know the other.” He then desired vhas killed somepody answers: “ Iah
■
sale. First it is ‘rechristoned’— that full reason to be satisfied with the them all the write down in their dot Shake? Say, Snake, how
m
is to say, a fushionable maker's name Uqly clerks. They were first brought pocketbook, or note it on something, yon g if dot policeman to keep
what
they
had
then
seen;
which
was
is substituted for that of the actual in as supernumeraries duiing the
on you. ebb Ah! dot vhaa a
manufactuturer. Then the case, if of emission of the lottery loan o f 1879. immediately done by the three Cap racket Shake, bat if der oldt vhomans
a low standard, is treuted to a liberal Just then the corresprndence was tains and Mr. Bell, and likewise en drops on it y ou vhas gone oop like
replating, Now, yon see this watch,” phenomenally great. It was neces tered in the different ships’ journals some Gilderoy’s IriteP Den my vhife
continued tho pawnbroker, taking an sary to verify more than three mil at the same time.
When these four ships had taken she vhas msdt some-more, und she
old gold watch from a drawer, "see lions of subscriptions, to say nothing
packs oop her tranks’ and she vhas
how thin and easy to bend the case o f the myriads o f hoaxing letters in their loadings at Lipari. they sailed all ready to go vhen I comes home.
is. Now I take this ivory knob, and, that were received. The fair super togethor for London. When they Vhas dot some more convenience by
laying the case on the counter, taking numeraries showed a genius for dis arrived in the River Thames, at electricity?”
a firm grip on the knob, I press it on tinguishing serious demands for Gravesend, Capb Burnaby’s wife
“ I shall certainly look into the
tho inside o f the case, describing a serin from fictitious. Forty-four of came from London to him. He then matter. Snch things most s t o p p e d . ” ,
circle close to the rim, Now feel the them were at first bronght in. The sent for the other three Captains to
“ Und sometimes somepody rinds '
case and you will find that you can number was raised to 1%), and then oome on board his ship to congratulate softly, shnst like oats, nua mv vhife.
In divining hoaxes they him on his wife’s arrival. After they wants to know who vhas do?. Met
not readily bend it, and it appears to to 202.
be stronger, and, consequently, of rendered very important service. had thus met, a little conversation W ho vhas me? Katie! W ho trims
more value. The renovnting com Subscribers for fun they discovered passed between them in the oabin, Kstie? Vby, Shako, doan' you know
when Mrs. Bnrnuby suddenly start
pleted, the watch is handed over to generally borrowed their names from
ed from her chair and said to her dot vidder vhcuisfts you met on der
the pawner, and on his plausibility books or transposed ordinary ones.
hnsband. “ Mv dear, 'I’ ll tell you some boat. Say, Shake, how vhas der oldt
depends the profit he will have to When the lady clerks ceased to be
vhomans to-day? Und how vhaa dot
news. Old Mr. Booty is dead!”
divide with his principal in the mere supernumeraries they got with
on me vhen I goes home? Und how
He
directly
answered.
“
We
all
transaction.
A woman neatly at astonishing quickness into the routine
ean I make der oldt vhomans pelief
saw
him
go
into
hell
1
”
and
co
d
her
tired as a lady’s maid will bring in a of the business. They are chiefly
I vhas in my saloon all der time, nnd
what
they
had
seen,
as
befo’
«
related,
‘little lot,’ comprising, perhaps, a employed in writing letters, as cash
dot I doan’ know some vidder Thom*
to
her
serious
alarm.
necklet, two or three ladies’ dress iers, and, when they are good ac
When Mrs. Burnaby had returned ans from a load o f hay? I tell yon,
countants,
in
striking
balances.
rings and a small gold watch. Very
to London she went to an acquaint Misser Shackson, dot telephone preaks
modestly she lays the things down There is a feminine division in a
ance and related this serious eveDt-r oop my family if I doan’ look on dt
separate
wing.
Nothing
is
so
rare
and wants $50 o f $100 for my mis
that her hnsband had seen the eoul Eafery day it is ‘Hello 1 Shekel' u sd
here
as
errors
of
inattention.
At
the
tress, Mrs. So-and-So. This class of
of Mr. Booty go into hell on the 14th eafeay evening vhen 1 cornea home
Bank
of
France
the
highest
character
customers usually put in an appear
of May last. This gentlewoman then it is some more crying nhd talking
ance in the morning, when the prin is given of the lady clerks. They
mentioned the same to Mrs. Booty, like I vhas der worst man in Detroit."
have
been
found
scrupulously
honest
cipal is often out and an assistant
He was promised speedy and per*
widow of the deceased, who im
and
obedient
to
neceisary
discipline,
left in charge. He is frequently de
mediately took a writ out of the king’s manent relief, and as he backed up
though
more
quick
ingotting
through
ceived by the woman’s manner and
*,
Bench Court in the penal snm of stairs to the sidewalk, hu said:
does not too particularly scrutinize business which is not in the ordinary
“ Vhell, dot makes me feel£ k e 1
£1.000 damages, and arrested Capb
routine
than
the
other
employes.
each particular article. The result is
Burnaby for defamation npon her vhas happy. I f somepody vbauts to
a loan in excess of their actual value, Only recently the Governor o f the
late husband's soul. Capt. Burnaby 'Hello! Shake!’ on me let him oome
Bank
of
France
and
the
Board
of
often epotigh, at any rate, to make
gave bond to stand trial; and he to my saloon. I g if him some tele-
Directors
established
a
retiring
an
the game fairly profitable. These
hone convenience so he vhas
then took out of the Court of the
nuity
fund
for
the
men.
It
has
also
cases belong to a comparatively
K ing’s Bench, in Westminster Hall, 'or eix months!”
been
decided
when
auxiliary
clerks
harmless class o f frauds, but there
summonses for all the people that
u p iauATna -
are larger operators in the business, are wanted to prefer women to men
had attended the late Mr. Booty iD
and when they strike us it is usually because of their quickness in learning
“ Say, yon, see here, have yon seen
his last sickness and at the time of
the
business.
The
regular
hoars
<
>
f
for a pretty stiff sum. These latter
his death; also the sexton of the the new postal law which goea into
people hail chiefly from New York work are from nine to funr. Extra
arish who buried him,and the clothes effect next October?” inquired a large
time
is
always
paid
for.
Salaries
and Chicago, ana make periodical
e last wore before his sickness, he and illuminated nosed man ao f an
are
not
docked
when
illness
is
certi
predatory descents on our large
had taken care of, to be introduced Austin merchant.
fled.
cities. I had one of them, a female
“ I saw enough to know that we are
. ----------- ♦ »«
■—
in court on the day o f trial
operator, a few weeks ago. She w as
When the trial came on the different to have a two cent letter
H
ad
B
een
T
here
.—
It
was
on
the
an artiste, and no mistake, but she
ersons, with the black clothes, were October, and that’s all I care
tackled the wrong sort o f a customer elevated road the other morning. A
irouglit into court, and were there it.”
man
was
seen
to
suddenly
rise
up
when Bho came to me. The lady
“ Itis h e v ? Well, there’s mighty
met by Capb Burnaby, the Captains
ward,
look
aronnd
on
the
seat,
feel
in
drove up in her carriage; she was
o f the other throe ships, aDd tho men little patriotism about yon. It does
all
his
pockets,
and
grow
excited
over
dressed richly and in exquisite taste,
of the four boats, with Mr. bell, who seem as if those snipes wo send down
and carried a tiny pug d og in her the Idas of something or other.
wero all on the said Island o f Strom to Washington to make laws for this
“
Lost
your
wallet?”
quired
the
man
arms. “ Oh, dear me,” she said with
boli and saw ike two apparitions d e country didn’t know enough to pound
next
to
him.
with milch apparent purtnrbation, as
scend into the bnrning names on the sand, it does, by thnnder. They
No.”
she entered tlio shop, ‘is Mr- ------ in ?’
aforsaid 14th day of May last. Ten have gone and jnmbled things np
"Had your watch taken?”
I bowed and Baid I was the party she
o f the men of the boats made oath the worst kind o f wsy.” Ana the
“
No.”
was in search of ‘Oh, can I see you
that the buttons on the cost which large-nosed man glared at the Austin
“ Lost a roll of bills, perhaps f ’
privately for a few minutes?* she
the apparition had on were like the merchant as though he would like to
‘-‘It
is
my
check
book.
I
left
it
at
continued. I showed her into my
one preeent, being moulds oovored bite a piece onl of him to see how be
home.
Dear,
how
careless
I
am.”
private office, and she at once began
tasted.
"It might be worse,” said the other with black cloth, the same sort that
to tell her tale. ‘I am in immediate
“ How has Congress jnmbled things
the coat was made of. The different
He couldn't help it He had been need of some money,’ she said, and in a consoling tone.
np in regard to the new postal ln w r’
in Wall street twelve years, and when though it’s very horrid to do it, I
“ I don't see how it could,” growled persons who were with Mr. Boc ty at
“ How? Why, great snakse and
the boys cleaned him out he quietly must leave you some o f my jewelry, the other.
“ My wife will sit down the time of his decease made oath otter trapr.l They have
slid into a Pennsylvania town to-re as I nm suddenly called upon to pay and figure up the stubs, and when I that bis death happened at three first-clasB heads on
S u c c e s s o r to W . C . B r o w n ,
cover his wind and count up his a bill ttiBt my husbdnd supposed was go home to dinner it'll take a full o’clock Rt noon on toe 14th of May postage stamps.”
last, which was in the vesr 168C. The
small change. He put up at the discharged long ago.’ Then she lour to make her believe that ‘ if
D A LLA S, O REGON, M ARCH 8. 1883
“ Second class postage stamps I”
gc
_ _
jury then asked tho Captain of the
cheapest hotel over night, and started nervously
hing to
ily produced from her hand
“ Why, yes, here’s the great, the
out in the morning to Jook for an ling a diamond bracelet, a pair of household expenses. .” —t Wa
r ail Street Sphinx if be knew Mr. Booty in his
lifetime. He answered that he never good, the kind, the benevolent, the
B U R N S S c M O R R IS O N .
opening. The first thing he en sapphire
News.
upphire earrings and a half-hoop
saw him in his lifetime, bnt plainly philosophical and patriotic Ben
countered was a toll bridge, and as nby and diamond ring.
nr
W i l d G u b s s e s . —The smart man observed the drees the apparition had Franklin with his handsome face
he paid his way over he asked the
LIVERY AND SALE STABLE.
‘ On carefully examining the jewel takes out a $20 gold piece and asks on. which Mr. Bornaby said was Mr. stock away on the obscure, insignifi
MANUrAtTCMM AND DKALERM IN
woman:
ry in a good light I at once saw that his friends bow many new dollar Booty, in oompaDy with another un cant one cent stamp, while old Com
O tlU fl, O reg o n .
•
‘Is
this
bridge
owned
by
a
com-
I ’ R Y ^ T R E . H P K I \ < . R i:iB 4 ,
they were specially made to pawn or bills wili balance it in the scales, and known.
modore Perro, who never did
sny ?"
deceive a buyer. The diamonds in offers to treat any one who gneei
t h i D g meritorious at all aside
A n d a ll k in d s o f
The
Judge
then
spoke:
“
The
Lord
"Yes,
sir.”
H O U S E «, c a r r i a g e s a n d i j v k k y
accidentally getting to le’ward <
the bracelets were ‘chips’ that is to
“ Has it any stock ont?”
« say, irregularly cut stones of small within 100 of the number. The grant that I may never see such a British on Lake Erie, has
UPHOLSTERED WORK. ALBUM PICTURE FRAMES.
thing was tried in Hartford, Conn., sight as that for I think it impossible
WALL BRACKETS. AND WINDOW SHADES.
A t the Moat R e » . c a b l e R ate* !
“ About $10,000. sir.”
face adorned the big, heavy
size and little value, while the alleged insurance office, and the range of
"How does it sell P’
ninety cent stamp.
emeralds and rabies were nothing human judgment, was never better H for thirty men to be mistaken!”
F. K E E P A C O M P L E T E HTOCK IN O U R L IN K
“
Well,
its
down
about
15
cents,
I
The
jury
then
gave
their
verdict
Conreyanc© o f com m orolal men a »periati/.
and will sell a”
ran m the name goods can ha
bnt drnblet», bita o f glass with a lustrated.
"Is that s o r
One clerk thought it against the widow Booty, plaintiff to
j o In Portland
D.
.( take our word or other penpUa
believe.”
“ Fact, sure as yon are a foot high
slice o f garr.rt on tho top and a piece would take 800 bills to counter bai
word for It, but ©on a . Mid sea oar gooila and learn our
BURNS A MORRISON. P rop'r».
“ G ood! chuckled the speculator as
pay
the
costs
ol.
the
court.
T
oe
fore
prior*
ami then again, there’s George
of colored glass at bottom, worth a anco the gald coin, another 1,000, and
going are facts, extracted from the Washington, father of his country,
A l l k in d * o f W o r k in ou r lin o dono he walked on. “ I ’ll boy in $2,000 dollar a piece o f colored glaes at hot
THE BELT HOUSE !
worth, bull it up to 75 on a report tom, worth abont a dollar, apiece. so on until everybody prosent had journal of the ship Sphinx’s voyage and all that sort o f thing, von know,
on S h o rt N o tic e .
laced his judgment in jeopari"
that the next l ’reaident is from Penn
np the Straits in the year 1686.
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three cents is good enough for him,
How much money do you need,
P I T C H C O O K . ............................. PBopmiMTom.
he lowept guess was 350 bills. Wk
sylvania, and nnload before the fall niadaiue?’ I asked with the ntmost
The above trial 1* now to be seen on bnt old Sausage Scott— General
W e also keep a large and well selected stock of
the
gMw»«»
were
all
recorded
the
freshet takes the old thing dowi. politeness, ‘Ol., only $3tX),' responded
the records o f the Court o f the Kini
In d fp p n ilp n e e . O re g o n .
Scott I mean—he must be allowed to
double eagle was placed on the scales
Caskets and Cases on hand, stream! Egad! I’ve got the country
swell up on the fifteen centers. The
the lady, ‘and I know that they cost and new dollar bills counted into the Bench, in Westminster Hall, t!
right by the neck, Bnd somebody’s
M
rs
Booty,
plaintiff
against
Capb
Which we will furnish at Reduced Prices
very tbought is
my husband over $1,0001’ ‘Then, other side until the beam went down
flH E B E L T H O U « * H A S C H A N G E D H A N D S A N D
to squeal!” —[W all Street News.
Bnrnaby, defendant.
enough to make a ms
mad ame,’ said I, as I held the door with 34 in the tray.
ftalwToom on M A IN »T H E F T , two d o c -.
Mfcsaf
L will he n * u » first d a i * house In every reapea*.
These
records
are
written-on
par
Vaadujre k Smith,
mother. I never saw eo much incon
open for her to pass on, ‘ I am afraid
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cbment
in
Latin,
in
the
lawyer's
old
r n iK P E X lI H R C E . O H l.L O Y
sistency in my life The bonssk Old
He was a seedy and not over-clean that your husband was badly taken
text-band
writing,
and
are
kept
in
The
London
Lancet
notes
a
very
individual and bis breath was redo in, for my outside valnation o f the important new departare in medical a glass case in tbe-Clerk's office, Abe Lincoln ia obliged to content
lent of mm as he stopped and thna lot does not exqped $100.’ She saw science! Dr. de Watterville has been where, for the snm o f one shilling, himself by posing on the six-sent
accosted a gentleman on the street that I was ‘up to her game,' and appointed physician at Ht. 5Iary's they may be seen by all whose doubt stamp, while Rntabagge E d »*“ M
DALLAS, OBiaOK,
Stanton, whom I never heart
last week: "Shay, mister, I want to walked out without a word. Now Hospital to the electro-therapeutic or cariosity may indnoe them to it
I can remember, is given a ]
borrow a dollar. Fay you to moirow, this woman, as do those of her trade; department. In other words, the [W . A M. In M Y. Snn.
WILSON & HOLMAN, PROPRIETORS.
the seven-cent stamps. I
I get a letter from depended upon her acting t hecbarac most progreesive and successful of
sure pop, soon's
S'
U FALE* IN
Stanton was a cent bet!
New York. Ought
!Jug to bavs my clothes ter of a lady o f standing to disarm the smaller London hospitals haa,
B n was A wful M ad . “Oh! but
duc i 1 coin. O, o f course, o f
H a.tna pnvebaMd «b» abore « 1111 ». » » •»» n o * l
full of money, for I sent on to my me from making a close examination after a long struggle, elevated elec
par~l to do all khel»
wss swfttl mad at Henry last n:
partner in
business— prominent of the stones. Had I been new to
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is no telling whet aa
tricity a» a medical agent into the
will do i ‘
“
— "1 C u s to m W ork
broker on Wall street—to send me on the trade, and if she had paid me m sphere of accepted and acknowledged said a fashionable belle to
should be
Cr,Btand etnr? manner G l»« na • call
telegraphic order for a hundred and visit in gaslight, she might have left
science.
The
experimente
o
f
Dr.
de
“ I thought t o r said the mother,
a half, bnt blamed telegraphers gone the rubbish with me and realized a Waierville with electricity were for a
W ILSO N A H OLMAN.
and struck and can't get nothin' profit ol $2.00.
D a l l a s Oregon. J m l 5, 1883
long
time
derided
by
the
medical
An affable fellow will call upon
thought so! What do von
through. Hard case, ain’t t? and
faculty, bnt now he is accepted ae
peculiar? bnt no fault o f mine, you pawnbroker some fine morning and one of the highest authorities in all mean, m a f’ 'asked the girl, wonder
HEAD-STONES,
see I’ m son' re, but dash bloated pawn a diamomi stud or ring honest nervous diseases. He has been tap ingly.
MONEY TC LOAN I
“ I mean, , my dear daughter, what I taken to
“
He
wili re-
roonop’ly! What t hey want t to p e r% i* !v worth $300 for $200
w. b » m
to loa* «a <w i»n4 M
bu
When I opened the door I ob seen n
Executed in Italian and American business interests o f country
HH and a few years in aocomplishihg this result.
untry for? deem it in a day or two,
Bcenfitf. in emu* frota
served yon snapping moot frantical under a i
days later pawn it again. He will re
Well,
bout
that
dollar.
Wheia
in
Marble.
One to Te® ThooM ad Dollar*.
The rheumatism which has d riv R ly at his noee,” said the mother as a
thunder is thst feller I was talkin’ to* peat the ogieration two or threw time«
G one! W ell, that’s r. nice way to in the course of as many week». Then, Princes. Beatrice to the Continent, siram.s smile romped aronnd her brow.
* * • ’ n— — •• • "
T" ~ ■**
The daughter denied the soft ia -
treat gen'lm'n’’ and he went o ff to just a» it is getting dusk some even is said to have been caused by the
work his newly inspired scheme else ing, be will oome in in great harry low-necked and abort sleeved dresses
and ask for “ aa usual” oft the ring. which the Queen makes her wear.
where.
F o r t h e P e o p l e o f P o l k C o u n t y !
W
H ow
I’ iiu u lt r o k c r a a r e
S o u te S t r a n g e F a c t s f o r t h e
With a mere glance at it, many
pawnbroker has handed out the notes,
and not seemg the fellow any more
the lender has discovered to his sor
row that the ring he has in his safe is
not the one he had previously made
advances upon, bnt an exact duplicate,
save that a piece o f worthless paste
is the substitute for the $300 stone.
A woman will bring in a pair of
diamond solitaire earrings worth in
trade $250 or so. She removes them
from her ears, lays them down and
asks an advance o f $300. After con
eiderable parleying she refuses the
$200 offered, takes her property, starts
for the door. Then sue sndden'y al
ters her mind.
“ Well. I suppose if
yon will not lend me any more I must
try and make the $200 do,” she says,
laying down the earrings one at a
time, as tjiough sEJhateu to let lipm
go. Now is the time the tnck is done.
She first lays down one o f the same
earrings previously examined. The
awnbroker takes it up, and, if he
as the least suspicion, examinee it,
as she with simulated difficulty re
moves the fellow one f»oni her ear, he
sees it is the same, and the chances
are about one in three he does not
wait to closely scrutinize the second
•ne, bnt proceeds to coant out the
money ana write out the ticket The
second earring had been deftly
changed by the woman and an exact
substitute set with a fac-simile o f the
diamond, but made o t paste has been
substituted.
A profit o f abont $120
is thus made, ar.a if the ruse only
succeeds'once out o f ten attempts it
pays handsomely. _
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My Millinery Department
G E N E R A L M E R C H A N D IS E
Millinery of the Latest S ty le s!
EZRA
O
POPPLETON.
ALL I ASK
& FAN CY GOODS,
C L O T H IN G
DRESS
Furnishing Goods, Etc., Etc.
Real Estate Agent,
D A L L A S , OR E G O N
A R T IE S D E S IR IN G TO BV'Y O R .H E L L R E A L
estate will do well to cnaMolft met Office two doors
west of Jap. R. Miller's drug store.
P
J. L. COLLINS,
Attorney and Counselor at Law
SOLICI TOR IN CHANCERY.
a s f e f n in p r a it io e o f h is p r o f e s s io n
I d th i, p l.ee for about twenty h ,» year», and will
H
**oSVw£t>«ur
imu*
"* M
*in
C o u r t¡b e e t. I n ll— . Polk ( ountr.X>rvS..n
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Dealers in
Drop, Patent Medicines,
S T A T IO N E R Y ,
Perfumery, Fancy and Toilet Articles
CIGARS AND TOBACCOS.
P E R R Y D A L E . O RE G O N
B1 acksmiths,
OREOOS,
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M
NOW
«K ADV
N O W JM f a.
TO
no
A LL KINP e OF
i* th.
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24. 1 «
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ROWELL A M l
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W .
P. W E IG H T .
^
And County Surveyor.
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CITY MILLS,
ROWELL & SON,
A M
II. 1. I,IMS & LAWtEMI,
W
WILSON A RAY,
DALLAS,
M . M!. E L L I S ,
•WM. STAIGER,
Sere
Troitt &
Johns.