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The Polk County Iteinizer. IHHUKD KVBRY HATURDAY 1 J . h . M c C a i n . C O U N T Y 1 T E M I Z E R K u liN o rlp tio n H a t e « : *iu«U C.,plM , , ue VwM. SU II. lilllH ..................... Titre« .Munitili................. S.ugle Number Devoted to the Best Interests of Polk County In Particular and to the Pacific Coast in General. .$ ? 50 . 1 if. .. 75 , ■UB8CRIPTION MUST UK P A ID IN AD VANCE. VOL. IX. D A L L A S , OREGON, S A T U R D A Y , M ARCH 31, 1883. NO. 18. FACTS OF INTEREST* DINNERS IN WASHINGTON- La me! Ho never noticed her i A GREAT FARM. after bo became acquainted with me; A Cincinnati physician has been There has never before been so, you see, 1 Lave no reason to bo Not is these Inter yours; sent to the M'orlt House for thirty An Enterprising Little City with a Dlemal so much dinner-giving in Wash J. N. SM ITH , M. IX, She sits in u erne sent rocker, Desoription of Gen- Hardin"! 4,000 acre« In iealous." days for cruelty to his family. ington an there has been this A Yeug And this is whet site hears: ItnnasM*. Name- \ \ hat an awful sounding name! — P H Y 8 I C I A N AND S U R G E O N j winter. The number of elegant new Tho Board of Alderman of Boston *‘ Mauuna. where's my pencil?" Peter Stradspraker! I would like | “ Mamma, where’s my hat?" has passed an order for the entire S I X T E E N S A L O O N S C O U N T E D IN O N E houses and stately banquet hails T E E CO» Dallas, Oregon. A UEKK l'AIEK OF VAST EXTENT. to see some woman who would ho makes this a favorite mode of enter "M am m a, what does this m ean?" city to be illuminated by electric willing to adopt that name. Hark! WITH OHM KYH « Ottic« on Mill Ht.. North of Court Hoiue "M am m a, what is that?" tainment Then tbe dinner is un light. 1 hear some one; I know that it is "W h o was General T a y lo r? " doubtedly a more social thing than a Those unacquainted with the South DK. W. H. Rl'BKLL, “ Where's this norrid town?” Uncle John. And away Tilsie ran, The Prince of Wales, at the urgent With a few A young “ Have I got to do it?” At the beginning of tbe veer 1878 party or reception. without stopping to think a moment, ern States will be surprised when request of the Princess of Wales, is choice spirits and bon vivants around "S a y , is 'rest' a noun?" engaged to be i told that what is as a whole the und in another instant she had thrust "C a n 1 have a cornet? taking measures to suppress the sport there was not so much as a tent at tho oak or mahogany, and with a herself in the arms of the young greatost farm in America is in the of pigeon-shooting. D on't 1 wisii I had!" Tombstone. “ Ed ” Schieffeiin and sprinkling of fair women, and a flow like to infant his I . Dallas, Oregon. “ Ma, i f I got rich aome day, lawyer, who did not seem inclined to State of Tennessee. It is owned by brother started thither prospecting. of talk so brilliant that it induces for ular defect A wad Wouldn’t you he t(lad?” Ostrich farming seems to be profit A " WORK DONE IN FIR S T CLASS S T Y L E release her, and when Uncle John “ This book saya the dew-drops Gen. W. G. Harding. I t contains able in South Australia. Mr. W. It was supposed to be an adventure getfulness of tbe number of times day named for the .n. utUo« ‘>u% door north of J D. Lae'« White Brick. made his appearance, and Tilsie went Clim b the m orning sky; one’s glass may be tilled, what can he JOHN T. DALY Oh, what makes them do so? on to tell him of the proceeding, 4,000 acres of land in one body, in Malcolm, at Gawler, keeps seventy- full of dangers. At the Santa Rita more agreeable? Since the I«enten tided in his future I T e ll the reason w hy." four ostriches most of them reared the highest state of cultivation, with Uncle John luughed heartily. silver mines, in the Santa Cruz Val shades nave fallen these magnificent to his surprise, re D ALY A B U TLER. Tilsie was an uneasy girl, and could out a single rod of waste in the entire by himself. H ear the gentle answers. ley, for instance, by no moans so far dinners have been lees frequent; but ation in a highly M aking matters plain; not kefp quiet long, therefore the tract, and cultivated in the most Salmi Morse announces his de away, three superintendents hud been from tbe 1st of December to Asb “I ’ll make it all right for ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Should she speak in riddles reader need not be startled at finding intelligent manner. I t is called Belle termination to present the “ Passion Wedneeday they continued almost They w ill ask again. l - L PR O M P T LY A T T E N D T o A L L L E O A L her in the burn the next day after her Mead. I t is six miles from Nashville. Play” iu New York in a very short murdered by Indians in rapid succes without interruption. Every influen boy; you imitate me exact! < r business «ntrunu*il to them. Office on Mill Bt. opposite Court House, Dallas- “ Somethinif ails this slipper— arrival, looking for hen’s eggs. She The turnpike lending to it is lined time, despite Mayor Edson, Elbridge sion. Friends therefore said. “ B et tial or available senator ami member thing I do aftet supper t Doesn’t it look queer?" mounted the ladder to the hay loft witii shade trees and adorned with T. Gerry, Henry Bergb, or anybody ter take your coffin with you. Ed; you of tbe house has been dined and see how good-] E. J. D.WVNi:. "M u st I do it over? and began her search, but, being un the well-kept lawns and villas of else. will find your tombstouc, and nothing wined to excess, aud next to the evils was the lady’s F ix it, Mother, dear.” used to the place, she did not heed merchants and professional men. " W e must write an essay else.” But Ed. Schieffeiin—a young of befuddliDg brains and making each Accordingly, as soon aa the ( Allen Arthur, son of the President, On a ‘ a piece or chalk;’ un oiH>ning in the floor, and, ere she The land of Belle Mead is gently man’s stomach his adversary, ia the Mother, what would you say?" and N o tary P u p lic * was uwa.e, she had stepped through, rolling, all tillable, and with grass is visiting friends iu Chicago. Pri man yet, who has n it discarded a fact that the most of these dinners meal was concluded, t "M a , why don’ t you talk ?" vate advices say that he has been ex picturesque way of dressing of which growing on the highest points. There and was unable to extricate herself; O F E C IA L A T T E N T IO N H IV E S ITO C O LLE C TIN U are nob the purely social affairs one at tbe young man and began to i ►y loaning money. A lwuys prepared to loan from Children, come to Auntie! besides, she was just above the horso's are no stumps, although originally pelled from Princeton College for he was fond, nor greatly altered his might imagine. Oh, do yon know the | *lu0 to 12,600 on personal or real estate security. Office Let Mamma alone! having assisted in firing an outhouse in Griswold's building, opposite the bunk, Salem, Ore Tim alus-eye man, f “ I never receive an invitation to a habits otherwise—found instead the ( I sometimes think the patient sphinx head, and what if he should feel in covered with a heavy growth of tim gon. near the school-buildings. Oh, h, do yon know I---- ---------- the giaes-eya . I her, and there is no part of it on clined to taste of her foot—for she W ill really turn to stone.) Tough Nut and Contention mines, dinner,” said a Senator's wife a few W ho Uvee down oar nr way way? f which the most improved implements had heard Uncle John speak of his — fSt. Nicholas fo r March. J. H. TOW NSEND, Mayor Harrison has an idea that days since, “ without wonderiDg what biting propensities. Tilsie was in cunnot be used. Dish shaped, it is Chicago can realize from §75,000 to made a great fortune out of them.and its purpose may be; and if I can learn And, as he concluded the last 1 uito a quandary, when the stable surrounded by hills which gradually §100,000 per annum by permitting was so pleased with the difference who are invited I can tell almost to a took ont his left eye and placed it < RUSHING INTO L0V£- uoor opened, and again, to her cha slope inward to Uicblaud Creek, a advertisements to be painted on the between what had really happened certainty. These dinners all mean a plate in front of him. Tits j Dallas, Oregon. John and Rebecca Rod hold had grin and mortification, Peter Strud- live and most valuable stream run patrol boxes. He says one person man was very much something.” lived for many years in the quiet spraker entered. As Tilsie expected, niug through the farm. The Nash has offered §40,000 for the privilege and the prediction that he conferred find his Maria's father as i /AFFICK ON M IL L STREET, • IPUOHITE TH E The serious results of this luxuri the name of Tombstone upon th« ' / Court House. Collections made a specialty. country pluco of C-----, and acquired ho came directly toward the horse, ville and Chattanooga Railroad also of letting out the spaces. ous living cannot fail to lie felt in the as himself, while at the sami place itself. by constant toil and unwavering in and began untying the halter, pre passes through it from east to west. legislative interests of the country. gave him courage to reply: E. B. S K I F W ORTH, One of the two well printed and “ Whother we like the fact or not, dustry enough of this world’s goods paratory to taking a ride. Peter os The farm is well fenced with a Oil, ye», I know the glass-eye ■ Senators and members of the House very creditable daily papers now ex Who Uvea down oar way, to be counted well-to-do people. JohD pied the foot, ami instantly ascended stone wall on the outside, of which says an English journalist,” a very cannot rise at midnight from a dinner had lived out the allotted time of the scaffold and released her from her there are some sixteen miles, costing large number of women have now to isting has assumed the correspond of ten or more courses, with as many and to deposit his crystal optic on t ingly dismal title of the A’pi/apA. -A N D - three score years and ten, while Aunt unpleasant situation, with many in eighty cents to §1.40 per running make their own way in life; and sure wines, and appear at the Capitol at table. Maria was oonvuised wi Becky, as she was familiarly called, quiries ns to whether she was injured, yard. The inner fences ure post and ly it is only fair that if they must The unreliability of epitaphs -if the 11 o’clock the next morning in good laughter at the proceedings, Notary Public, remark may be safely ventured at was approaching sixtv-live. Without which Tilsie answered as well as her plank und rail. The farm is planted compete with men, they shall receive trim for a wrestle with the intricacies future husband was ready to 1 Albany, Oregon, a child on earth to take care of, one harno would let her. Peter thought about as follows: Two hundred in youth tho kind of instruction which this distance— is proverbial. Never of the tariff. The remarks of Mr. all humanity one-eyed t theless, they may occasionally tell the would hardly supjiose the household then he never saw u being more beau acres in wheat, 200 in oats, 350 in will prepare them for their future trebled forth: , W I L L PRACTICE IN A L L T H E Cl H UTS IN T H E truth; and from appeurunces it would Evarts at the Herbert Spencer dinner ? > State. All business entrusted to hint promptly at work would be. much, but they were corn, 50 in barley, 400 in timothy, 200 struggles.” I also know the glasf»-eye man tiful than Tilsie. pointed to the incompatibility of tended to. Office in O'Toole's Block. Broad Albin St., seem that this was oue of those occa Who lives down our way, uncommonly busy this morniug. “ Well, Aunt Becky, if Peter Strad- in clover, 100 in orchard, 150 in pad Those who think of Alaska ns a stuffed bodies and clear brains, and Geo. W. Belt, M. L. Pipes Uncle John, for everybody called him praker doesn’t love me, it isn’t my docks, the latter sown with barley smull field covered with snow-drifts sions, and that almost any laudation in view of this it is lamentable that and dropped her eye into a glass of Indepen lence. Dallas of its subject by this particular E p i so, had taken unusual care in com fault,” exclaimed Tilsie, on reaching und blue grass for winter. will be surprised to hear it has one taph was justifiable. The small city every form of entortainment in Wash water by her side. B E L T & PIPE S, pleting his toilet, as also had his the houso. Frequent assaults and battery have A deer park contains 425 acres, river, the Yukon, navigable 1500 two years old at the date of this jour ington is making way for dinner good spouse; she could be seen occa "W hy, what now, dear? What nnd there are 1,300 acres in woodland miles, and to wide along its lower ney, had attained to a population of giving. The chief reason for this is been made by sternly virtuous females sionally at the door, as if expecting have you done?” asked the good old pasture, in inclosures of 200 to 500 course that one bank cannot lie seen that Washington is becoming in cars on glass-eyed men. Only re some one, and her white cap, with its lady, peering over her spectacles at ucres each, sown to blue and orchard from the other. The distance across 20UO, and a property valuation, apart wealthy. cently a gentleman was enjoying the from tho mines, of §1,050,980. A de t-f?” W ill practice in all the Courts benevolent liorder, and her “ new the speaker. scenery through the car window grass for beef cattle and sheep. All its five mouths and intervening del sirable lot of 30 by 80 feet, on Allen The west end is filling rapidly with of the State. Office Up stairs in calico" told too plainly that indeed with his natural eye, unaware of the I have done enough. In novels of the woodland on the place, includ tas is 70 miles. street, lietween Fourth aud S ix th - magnificent houses of which the din Court House. someone was expected. Uncle John, the heroine faints and falls into the ing the deer park, affords good pas ing-rooms are a prominent feature. fact that hie glass-eye was staring such was the business like nomenclat Tho universities of Konigslierg and weariod of watching, had taken his arms of her future husband, or ho ture land. The timber embraces The dining room iu Senator Win straight ahead at a maiden lady <» \V. CAPPS, M. D. pipe for n stroll through the orchard, saves her from deuth, or something almost every species, including the Heidelberg having had a dispute, it ure already used in this settlement of don's new house is said to be capable Sunday school principles. She nut yesterday— was worth §0000. A was settled by duels with swords, Homoepathic Physician and Surgeon. which was rich with its abundanco of else very wonderful, while I have shittimwood of the Bible. I t is all three members of one institution shanty that cost §50 to build rented of seating seventy people, a capacity up with it for half an hour, and then f 'uit. Not long, however, did Aunt thrust my face into that of Mr. Strad- of original native growth. In one jot up and, smashing his hat over fur §15 a month. A nucleus of many far exceeding that of the State dining iis head, called him a licentious vil-. ipraker, and hallooed ‘boo,’ thrown pasture of 100 acres the wood is all fighting three members of the other. blocks at the centre consisted of sub room at the White House. C a ll s D ay or N io h t P r o p m t ly A t Becky have to await the anticipated Königsberg won, having drawn blood arrival, for a carriage soon drove up myself into his arms, nnd—and— walnut; another is a black locust tend ed to . The President as a host is declared liau and other complimentary epi stantial, large-sized buildings -hotels, fourteen times, in the presence of to the gate, and a saucy looking little Aunt Becky, to finish the whole, forest for fencing posts. On the thets. and was only prevented from banks, Bchieffelin Hull, for mootings to be unexcelled. His dinners nre I-tf* Office on Mill Street.opposite maiden made herself visible, and was showed him my foot through a hole hills aro lino yellow poplar, white delegations from all the German .. »■(« serve«! in faultless style. Even the scratching hiB face by his timely re and amusements, and stores stocked universities. It is noticeable that the soon kissing Aunt Becky in a style in the scaffold floor. Printing Office. What will be oak, pine, oak, nnd ash of the finest most devoted follower of English treat to the smoking car under the with goods of more than the average German newspapers mention the that showed very plainly that she was next, I wonder? I hate myself and growth. manners and customs—and there nre supposition that he had been attacked excellence for even older towns. DU. J..B. JOHNSON, really very glad to see her. Tilsie everybody else.” Belle Mead farm is conducted by a affair without comment. many such followers iu Washington by a mad woman. The mining claims run under the Vune, for that was her name, was the F ifty years Not so bad,” replied Aunt Becky, master mind. Method and system D o u tifs t. The Albany Argun corrects a popu city itself. From the roof of the —could not criticise the manner in child of Aunt Becky’s only sister, and her sides shaking with suppressed are everywhere shown. Every fence lar error when it says: “ Brooklyn was under which the President received and en Grund Hotel you look down at the Having returned to Independence the pet of both the old couple she an laughter. “ I dare say Petor’U think rail is in its place, every corner is never arrogated to itself the name of shafts, the hoist works, and heaps of tertained the Mur«|uis of Lom e dur one-eyed commas . to permanently locate, is prepared to nually visited. clean, every rod of land shows the •the City of Churches’ —or plumed extracted ore of tho Vizinn, the G ild ing his recent visit. The ultra young Francisco, who was the terror of all ht about it.” do all kinds of dental work. Filling “ Come, Tilsie, sit down and tell me •Think right about it! Mercy, how effect of intelligent cultivation, and itself on it The name was given it men copy the cut of Mr. Arthur’s tbe Indians in the vieinity. A . and treating a specialty. all about the folks,” said Aunt Becky, can he? I never want to see his face every animal presents an appearance at a time when Brooklyn was ‘the ed Age (close« 1 by the Palace Lodging coats and imitate him in tho choice skipper traveling that way ■ House), the Mountain Maid, und Office in Vanduyn A Smith’s new who was anxious to hear of her only again.” And then poor Tilsie ran on denoting intelligent breeding and City of Churches,’ nnd of nothing othor mines opening strangely in the of the season of wearing them. His the spaniaid to purchase o f » < brick, up stairs. surviving relatives. ’ while Aunt Becky endeavored to con proper care. The tools and iraple else; that is, when there were no other midst of the buildings. This circuni boutonniere flower becomes the rage then newly-lnveuted glass-eyes ©I “ Well, let me see; father is well, sole her. merits are in their places, the yards buildings of public resort there— no stance has given rise to disputes of of the momont, and the price of roses him, and, to the fear and surprise of W T R U ITT. C. A. JOHNS mother is well, Charlie is—Charlie is When tea was ready Tilsie could are clean, the stubles very plain, but lecture nails, no museums, no musi Ownership, so that whoever would lie and carnations fluctuates with the the red skins, tbe (XWimsndabt SUfl- ,, '"••*5-'e*,fs* T R U IT T k JOHNS, sick.” not he prevailed upon to participate. commodious nnd comfortable, nnd cal academy, no public libraries." The President denly appeared with two eyoe. This safe purchases all the conflicting President’s whim. “Poor lusyI” replied Aunt Becky, Peter imagined he was not ignorant the highest-bred, purest bloodod, was too muoli for the hratqs, so tram has hecomo tbe fashion. titles both above ground and below. Attomeys-at-Law, A young woman in Bradford sorrowfully. “ Ho ort to have come of the cause, as ho thought of white most spirited horses in the land, one of their nnmber was deputed ho ss- On a commanding hill close hy, to the county. Pu., went before a Justice of D A L L A S , OREGON. tu; it would have done him such a stockings and No. 1 gaiter boots; for alone representing a value of 1*30,000. sassinate tke señor. He managed to KNOWING TOO MANY PEOPLE. deal of good tu get some of this fresh Peter was in love—yes, deeply in love, are as gentle and tractable as any the Peace with the man of her choice southward, were the Tough Nut and gain access to his chamber, but,on i iF F Il'E ON M IL L STREET, N O R TH O F O O T K T Contention, with alxive them muny and several witnesses, nnd made her U House au*lt5 country air. What ails him, Tilsie?” with the wild Tilsie Vane; and. al ordinary horse. Four of these noble approaching the oonchjwas terrified to The older we grow the more fastid find the commandant sleeping with “ Ails him I" replied the roguish lit though only two days under the same animals aro worth about §100,000 self a wife, satisfactorily to herself, others discovered later. The larger mines hnvo extensive buildings of by a simple phimise of fidelity, claim ious, us a rule, we la-come socially. one eye closed and tbe other wide DR, I. T. MASON, tle maiden. “ Ails him? Why, Aunt roof, she, in return, felt something together. And yet the methods em wood, painted Indian red, with hand Becky, he is past cure nothing in toward loving the handsome ployed nre within the power of every ing nothing from her spouse as a some draughting aud assay rooms Wo like tho friends we can count open. The amazed Indian gave an legal right, and insisted upon no RESIDENT D E N T I S T , the line of medicine can cure him." akin upon —who are “ as easy as an old unearthly yell and threw nimself farmer, for everything is done on the o'ing luwyer. There were no vows within, and regularly educated scien shoe" with us: hut we shrink from headlong from the window. “ Ha, Tilsie, how you talk! Is it The next evening Tilsie, feeling ex simplest plan and in the most inex ceremony. Dallas, Oregon. tints, ex college professors and tho given under the form of the law, and new onoH, especially, I need not say, the samo bronchitis, or—” One of the most carious stories is hausted from the day’s exercise, was pensive way. It is only common (Late of Eugene City and Sheridan.) “ No, no, aunty; ho is in love—really about to retire earlier than the usual farming done intelligently. The §30,- no pledges. The Justice took no part like, in charge. The lesser aro fain from any that give the least sugges the case of a supposed blind beggar to put up in tho beginning with com tion of patent leather. in the marriage, but sat in the room There are in I’aris. This man was arrested lor in love.” Nitro Oxide or Laughing Gas administered, hour, and as*was her custom, kissed 000 horse is not surrounded by any mon sheds nnd poorer appliances of thoso for whom tho companionship of some trivial offense, and, on his way up stairs over H. '. Butler's store. . “ Now, don’t be foolish, child: but Aunt Becky good-night, and went ont more fancy conditions than tho §200 only as a witness. D a l l a s , Nov 17, 1882. every kind. About them all lie heaps tell me that they are all well, and du on the porch to bid Uncle John good animals of foolish city people, but The electric light has found a novel of a blackish material, resembling in persons of title mnkes amends for to prison, one of his eyes fell out on keep a sober face. I can’t tell when night also. The moon had not yet they are attended with more oomi mmon employment in tne hands of some in ferior coal mixed with slate, which is anything; but I am speaking of a the sidewalk. On being examined it Z F. VAUGHN, tu believe you.” risen, and Tilsio could see distinctly sense. genious Frenchmen, who have the silver ore in its native condition. class who have overlived such illu was discovered that for a long time Mill Street, llallas. “ Everybody's well, then.” replied only a short distance ahead. How The 425 acres devoted to the lately, by permission of their Gov A laborer above ground earned §3 50, sions and made up their raimls, during he hnd been in the habit of wearing the span left them in this world, to lie two ingeniously-contrived porcelain Tilsie, pettishly, not relishing Aunt ever she saw Uncle John on the far park is covered with a natural growth ernment, been experimenting with it Becky’s last speech: “ even to Packet, end of the porch, in his accustomed of timber, ill which the grass grows as a lure for fish. The lamp was and below ground §4 for a “ shift ” of comfortable. Old friends, or, if new covers to his real eyes, which were of eight hours’ work; nnd the work went ones, nice ones; intelligent society a different color to the sham ones, the horse, and Rover, the dog: and placo in the warm summer evenings; nnd cattle run. The deer nnmber contained in an air tight globe and on night and day, Sundays and all. with a humorous bent in it; the most and he was at once recognized as a Watches, Clocks nnd Sewing Ma so good-by. I ’m going to find Uncle and, approaching him, clasped her about 350, and may bo seen at any was lowered at night into the sea, The outskirts consisted still of huts lierfect freedom of thought and criminal for whom the authorities John.” chines Repaired. arms about his neck and kissed him time, leaping and running over the with tho result that thousands of fish and tents. A burly miner could be “ Well, dear. I think you will find goodnight. A ll work Warranted. vast tract. They represent their own of nil sizes were attracted to its bril Heen stretched upon his cot in his speech—theso alone, to mature per had long been in search. sons, make social life worth living; him in the orchard, and—” A glass eye once figmed in a civil “Oh, Uncle John!" said she, " I ’m increase from a few animals since the liant light. Boats furnished with windowless cabin barely large all the rest is strained, pretentious trial. An optician sued a woman far “ I can find him if he is on the nearly moitifiod to death a b o u t Mr. war. The herd was started with one nets gradually closed in upon the Z . T . D O D S O N , M. D., enough to contain it. There were farm.” And awny she ran, while Stradspraker. the value of an eye he had inserted I must tell you be animal caught on the place in its living mass, and made a great haul of small tents providid with wooden and uncomfortable. PHYSICIAN, SURCEON. OBSTETRICIAN. As a very young man I once sought for her with tbe promise that ahe Aunt Becky called after her in vain. fore I retire. I don't know what he original, wild state, gradually iu fish. doors and adobe chimneys. New us an introduction to a well known worn would find it both ornamental and Hutpermanently located in Dullaa. Oregon. “ Dear, deBr! What a highfiy she will think of me, for—” creasing the number by catching “ All the fashionable world, says it was, tbe business portion of the un of letters in Loudon. Sho is not useful. Tbe woman declined tu pay, Otlice in Hyde a drug store. noylltf is! I wanted to tell her that Peter She stopped short—for, reader, it three or four each year, until at the place had been swept out of existence London L ife , “ will remember that now of much importance, being dead her defense in court being ae follows; Stradspraker was stopping with us; was Peter Stradspraker whom she beginning of the war there were 300 W . H. HOLMES. some months ago a charming and ac at one time. A devastating fire bad and forgotten; but all literary jiersons but la! she could not wait to hear, “ I have false teeth; I can eat with addressing. Her first impulse or 4(X). He also had about fifty buf originated from a chnracterii-tic inci complished young lady mot with a had then an attraction for m e—as in tbem. I have false hair; it keepa my Attorney and Counselor at Law, and jest as like as not she’ll see him, wus to leave, but he gently detained faloes, some elk nnd water ox. All dent—the explosion of a whisky bar deed they have now- and I expressed bead warm and is ornamental. _ I frightful accident through her dress and—” lmt the deer were destroyed during her. Salem, Oregon. catching fire. So severe were her in rel at tho Oriental Saloon. But in a wish through a common friend to have also a false leg; I can walk with Aunt Becky didn’t finish this sen “Oh. Mr. Stradspraker, it is an ac the war, and most of these also. days all hail lieen know her. “ My ilear follow,” he wrote, i t But—taking her glass eye ont juries that life was despaired of, and fourteen tence, but. went about her housework, They were driven off by tLo soldiers cident! I have—” • JO H N M cD O W E L L the officiating clergyman of a well- rebuilt much (letter than liefore after making .his application, “she will and dashing it to the ground—I can while Tilsie went romping through She could proceed no further, but of both armies, tho estate frequently known West End church was sent for I took the pains to remark have nothing to do with you. She neither nee with my false eye nor is the orchard in search of good-Da- buried her face in her hands. being used ns a camping ground to administer spiritual consolation to the number of establishments in says she knows a great deal too man tnred Uncle John. Presently she it an object of beautv.” She gained Occasionally a deer hunt is enjoyed •Tilsie, I will tell you what Peter - ' Real Estate Agent, single short block of Allen street pooplo all ready.” At the time her suit.—(Philadelphia Press. curbs her steps somewhat, for she Stradspraker thinks of you. I love by the visitors to the place, but tho one lielieved to be moribund. To at which intoxicating leverages him the lady said: ‘As I know that I thought this rather rude, but I have espies Uncle John, as she thinks, sit you passionately love you. Tell me, intention is to preserve and increase D A L L A S , OREGON. nm dying, I have a secret I will dis could be had. There were the bar long learned to envy this lady’s moral ting against a large apple tree, en can I hope yon love me in return?” the herd. rooms of two principal hotels, the close to you only. I love you with HIM I t THE H U , courage. How delightful it would joyiDg the green meadows and the Well, reader, I shan't tell you any Tho live stock of Belle Mead, repre D A R T IE S D E S IR IN G TO B U Y OR S E LL R E A L my whole heart’ The prompt reply Eagle Brewery, Can can Chop-House, I estate will do well to consult me Office two door* bright sky above him. Tilsie creeps more they said that night. 1 know senting at least §250,000 in value, is was: ‘You must not die, but five to be French Rotisserie, Alhambra, Maison lie, if one dared, to have thnt noble west of Jap. R Miller's drug Btore. “ Did yon notice that the Earl of truth printed on one’s card, and when cautiously up behind him, and sud Tilsio did not retire as early as she in charge of Robert Green, n colored denly thrusts her roguish face into anticipated; and not many weeks inau, now silvered over with gray. my wife.' I nm glad to add that this Dore, City of Paris, Brown’s Saloon, new folks cull U|ion us whom one doe* .Stamford was dead?" said an English , MONEY T C LOAN I his. at the same time hallooing “bool” after she said to Aunt Becky; week the lady was married to the ob Fashion Saloon, Miners’ Horne, Kel not want to know to return them this man to the London representative of | Ho is about fifty-eight years of age, lev’s Wine House, tho Grotto, the by jiost: “ Mr. So Bnd So’s compli the Free Prete. ject of her affections." We have mones to loan on approved Real Estate She gave one scream, and made good wns born on the estate, and has always I thrust my fnce into his nnd hal 'pf_. Security, in sums from Tivoli, nnd two saloons 1 m >* u I cs np m en», but ho knows a great ileal too “ Yes. Who was be?" her steps for the house, while the looed 'boo,' I threw myself into his remained there. He handles the Tbe gradual emancipation of the At all these many people!” "A great sporting nobleman. His One to Ten Thousand Dollars. gentleman, who was none other than arms, I showed him my foot through . valuable stallions and mares, and slaves in Brazil has not only per parently unnamed places gambling goes <m without let title dates from Richard L Ha had ------ i «a« «— — Peter Stradspraker. was somewhat an aperture in the scaffold, and kissed superintends everything _ pertaining mitted the country to prepare itself I Time : fcFroin one to five years; Terms Easy unlimited faith in tlte power of : puzzled at Btich an unexpected intro him in the dark, all within three days, to the blooded stock department, for the adoption of free lalxir, bnt its or hinderance. The absence of snv Never believe, much less props ey, the supremacy of the ariatoi ings banks or of other opportunities dnetion, and ere he could recover and won him after all, didn't I? ” assisted by three or four subordinates. influence on immigration has also for depositing money in these wild gate, an ill report of a neighbor with nnd the general worthlessness o f __ k from his astonishment Tilsie was ont “ And Peter Stradspraker isn’t such It is a pleasure to see him handle the been most marked. From IH54 to new coinmunitit-s, and the consequent cut good evidence of __ito truth the rert of humanity. One day be August 24. 1882. I of sight But as the old couple had a queer sounding name, is it Tilsie? horses, Enquirer, Bramble, Great 1872 tho average yearly numlier of temptation of having it always un never listen to an infamous story and a few patrons of the turf were informed him previously that they Besides, I'm sure you don't hate Tom and the other noted animals, immigrants was under 9,000. In 1872 der the eye, no doubt lias something handed to yon by a man who is in dining at the Star and Garter, at WILSON & HAY, were expecting a niece there, he so>n everybody erybody now; if it yon did, am, you which in his hands are as docile as a law was passed in favor of gradual imical to the person defamed, or who accounted for the intrusion, and de wouldn’t lie for marrying Peter next kittens, nnd the best behaved of their emancipation, and from that date to to do with the general passion for is himself apt to defame his neigh Richmond, where Thackeray says it dared (to himself, of course) that it month,” Aunt Becky said, roguishly class we ever saw. He is an invalii' 1879 tbe immigrants averaged very gambling. From the hygienic tioint hors, or who is wont to sow discord will cost yon ten and sixpence to look at the waiter It cost the earl soma of view, whisky and cold lend are was not a disagr«table little face to --------- ------- able man. faithful, kind, intelligent. nearly 23.000 annually —almost three mentioned as the lending diseases at among brethren and excite disturb what more than that snm. He had have thrust into his own, and all his Among others who gathered at the inPSt and truthful. He was never times the average before the enact Tombstone. What with the leisure mice in society. Never utter the evil »»me words with the waiter, and STATIONERY, mind could now conjure up was Ogden depot to take a look at the known to strike an animal Robert menk The next two years showed that seems to prevail, the constant which yon know or suspect of an thinking the man insolent, ha i Perfumery, Fancy and Toilet Articles, little rosebud mouth, deep blue eyes, train robliers on their arrival there, takes great pride nnd interest in his nearly the same result; but then «irinking and gambling at tbe saloons, othor, till you have an opportunity up. and, to the horror of all ' and pretty little gaiter boots. was Ross, the heroic express messen employers, their families and their notable increase was observed, and to expostulate with him. Nevei CIOARS AND TOBACCOS. Tilsie reached the house nearly out ger, who, it is said, has an old ac property, including the stock, and from the 1st of January to the 31st of and the universal practice of carry speak evil of another while yon are sent the unfortunate man, a, heels, crashing through the ing deadly weapons, there is bnt one qnaintance with Frank Fran'is, the of breath. his faithfulness and ability are highly P F .R R Y D A LE . OREGON December. 1881, 39,784 immigrants source of astonishment, and that is under the influence of envy and down on the terrace below, “Oh, Aunt Becky! I went to find chief of the gang. The P ilo t says: prized. landed in Brazil. that the cold lead disease should malevolence, bnt wait till your spirito man’s cries alarmed tbe whole neigh Uncle John, and when I thought The greetings between the would be The principal building on Belle Lady Wilde (Oscar’s mother) con claim so few victims. Casualties are are cooled down, that you may bet I».rhood, and tbe landlord aa mm had found him, I stolp up l behind him robbers aim the man who stood then: Mead is n large mansion, standing ter judge, whether to utter or snp breathless np the stain and said: to say ‘boo!’ ’boo!' to surprise hii him. and dear off were quite cordial, and Francis hack about 350 yards from the main gratulates her countrywomen that, very infrequent considering the press matter. • My lord, yon have killed the me. I thrust my face into a stranger’s remarked that if they had known road on a beautiful lawn, shaded with owing to recent British legislation amount of vaporish talk indulged in, ■ ■ i ■ — - a I t « ------ waiter.’ and the imminent risks that are con —and a man’s, too.” Ross was in the express car they great trees and sloping to the road. “ the whole social and legal position •• Thash all ri’,’ hiccoughed the Mrs. Augusta Smith of St. Louis Aunt Becky could do nothing but would have let it alone, but they A great portico is supported by of the sex is changed. From this stand) run: and the small cemetery over toward Contention Hill is still in one of tho lightest of sleepers. She earl. ‘Jnsht put the villain dorm in laugh at poor Tilsie’3 confusion. thought it was the mail car. “ You massive and beautiful marble cof- time forth a woman enters the mar comparatively virgin ground.- is awake twenty two hours ont of the bill.’ “ Tilflie, child, I called after you. see what you gave me,” said Ross, umna, quarried on the place, and it ried state no longer as a bond slave, D A L L A S , OREGON, • The injured waiter every day on the average, and when but you would not take heed. I want holding np his hand. “ Well, I got is probably the finest in the country. disfranchised of all rights over her [ Harper's Magazine for March. viewed. He named th< fortune, but equal with her husband she does slumber it is scarcely more ■ - . - - do a l l kind * «»r ed to tell you that Peter Stradspraker. it afterwards,” slid Hawley, “ so we're \ RE NO W R E A D Y would satisfy his before tbe law as regards pro ipertv, pert . in tb* | _ yOUng BUcU.miUlVnrtIn I t * ttae of i iMincw Vi____ o lawyer, and the son of an even.” Ross asked the men why Ton Will A scientific writer says a "low fore than a doze, during which she is and it was put down in W atria **i'l "ii th, lit. »ml tet Ht. A boy cam« home from school much free from bis control, and per' rfeetly wan t e i. >lay j ohi sweetheart of your l,ur]c Johns, partially conscious o f m il that is going an, I them at th eir «h op whenever work they did not come into the car when excited, and told bin father that be or night th ir«hot> t« at the Elk-hora *ign. one floor independent of him in respect lo the head does not always indicate ignor on around her. She is strong and cheerfully paid by f* was visiting ns.” iplit up, and one of tbe door was split oi a|, hunian wprn ¿ n t h <* B a n « ft fc om en n « ID e r, ance; the gods themselves are repre W e thank you for your etu U m in *h«' “ V b‘ * * “ An old sweetheart of t ncle John s them said that hey did not think it from 8 , whlch ma,,e th„ nse she makes of her fortune." She seated with ordinary, if not low healthy, and has a good appetite. c .ntinue th e same in the future ^ e are R o w e l l * s o n Why, Aunt Becky. I don’t think if I was healthy in there just at that time. M mnn m „ ¿ (1 that he repH«d, adds that >‘women hnve lieen so long brows.” Well, as we understand it, The physicians sre unable to bring i told in n ‘ Dallaa. >'or ember 24. 1882. , were you, I ’d thank any snch^ ones to After some further conversation with ,, ,.Tlmt tl)p ^ with politically non existent that they a! the gods did not need very high fore- on sleepineea, except with drnga. ! most trembl s to assert they have any send their children to see me." the men, Ross moved on and the yon. ” ^ lt with me, I can tell rights apart from their husbands." heads in tbeir business. I f these “ Ah, child, this was a long time crowd bad a chance to gaze on the W . P WRIGHT. In a popular play a cat corns« on I you that. They require, she declares, “ much gods should try to run a grocery ago; besides. I loved oer too. and wo desperados nntil the train started for "All tbs erself. lies down training in habita of aelf-asaertion store, o* a saloon, or drive street the stage, stretches her have always kept np the old acqnain the West. cars, or edit a newspaper, they would before the fire, and washes her face, advancing There is nothing nobler in man and self-reliance." tanee.” find tbeir foreheads were altogether an«l then eats her snpper. She has ably I can sail harn i Miss Kate Field lost so much than courage; anu tho only way to be “ Don't yon *eel jealous of her And County Surveyor. too low. The gods of *hs present been shat up all day without food in while they arsi sometimes, and fear she might steal money by the failure of the Dress courageous is to be clean handed D allam . O bsoo *. The truth well stuck to is as good day all have high foreheads, every a bos too small for her, and too cold , some of UDcle John's affections from Association that she will lecture to and hearted, to be able to respect our confounded one of us. [Feck’s Sun. to be comfortable. •elves and (ace our record. aa a lie retrieve her fortune. IL L L A A T T T T E E N N D D T T »f H W BUBINKUH IN A X Y I you r asked Tilsie. roguishly. U rIL PR O FE SSIO N AL CARDS. D E N ^ I S THE SPHINX. She iloesn'i h\V in Eaypt— TOMBSTONE. THE G1 T, ATTORNEY AT LAW, ATTORNEY ATILAW, ATTORNEY AT LAW, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Watchmaker J " Tru itt Jeweler, Johns. Patent Medicines, ROWELL & SON, Blacksmiths, A U C T IO N E E R parte* I f t t M W .;;t«