Image provided by: Dallas Public Library; Dallas, OR
About Polk County itemizer. (Dallas, Or.) 1879-1927 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 14, 1882)
Mm-' ■ ' 'V n n i u M U r u t h i m t i i o r tr o tin i w n * n e » J . POU COIIITT ITEMIZES. It is the merry summer time. To him the mother of the father of the country; SATURDAY, OCT. H. 188‘J. ■ IH O R O IS ' ITEMS. “ Tbi»t u what I like.” said the tramp, “ good country board,” a» be laid down on the floor of the barn. An Indian chief, after the roman- tie manner of hia nation, call* bis muaket “ Book-agent,” because it is an old smooth-bore. Everv man is fond of striking the ■ail on the head; but when be hap pens to hit his finger nail, his en thusiasm Incomes wild and incoher ent. •‘ Where aro you going?” asked a little bov of another who had slipped and fallen on the icy pavement. •‘ Going to get up!” was the blunt reply. A traveler in Utah says that he noun ted fourteen iuiautil* heads in one door of a cabin on the Jordan river. If this is true, it was indeed a one-door-ful sight. Tbo man who wants his wifo to love find respc* .tliim will never make the mistake of putting his feet into her slippers. Years of devotion will sot wipe out the insult. Jones, a tailor, suddenly clapped on the back by a customer- “ Hello, sir! you nearly frightened mo into a i t . ” Customer— “ Well, I wish I could just frighten this cost you made me into a fit.” The generous young fellow was somewhat surprised when ho asked his heart’s idol if she would have aomething in gold to put her jewelry on. She said, “ Yes, give me a gold five-barred gate, life size. Teacher: “ Did I not tell you to be prepared with your history lesson? And here you aro unable to repeat a ■word of it.” Scholar: " I didn’t think it necessary, sir. I ’ve always heard that history repeats itself. ’ “ Didn’t you think the close of tbo sermon was fine?” asked Dorothea of Angelina. “ Well, really, now,” re plied Angelina, “ I was so taken with the clothes of Kate Lorimen that I didn’t notice the close of the sermon at all.” Rather a funny bull was that made recently by a member of Parliament in discussing the qnebtion of trial by jury in Ireland. Becoming excited, ho exclaimed: “ With trial by jury I have lived, and, by the blessing of God, with trial by jury I will dio.” “ I feel I am growing old,” says the lady, mincingly, to her guests, “ for really la m beginning to loose my hair.” (Of coursoshehasbusbclB of it, and it is black as tho ravon wing.) “ Then, ma,” exclaims her little child, with the innocent frank ness of infancy, “ why don’t you lock up the drawors when you put it away at night.” A lad who had been bathing was in the act of dressing bimsolf, when ono of his shoes rullod down the rocks and disappeared in tho water. In attempting to rescue it he lost the other ono also, whoreupon, contem plating his feet with a most melan choly expression, ho apostrophized: “ W ell,you’re a nice pair of orphans, ain’t you?” They had boou engaged to bo mar ried fifteen years, aud still he had net mustered up courngo enough to ask her to nnmo the happy day. Ono evening ho called in a peculiar frame of mind und asked her to sing something tender and touching, something that would “ movo him.” She sat down at the piano and sang, “ Darling, I am Growing Old.” That is a happy hit which the Christian at Work makes in reply to Matthew Arnold’s remark that “ the Protestant idea of heaven is that of a glorified, unending tea-mitting.” Onr contemporary suggests that Matthew Arnold's idea of heaven is that " o f a plaeo whore a select coterie of literary gentlemen can criticise Almighty God to all eternity.” Christian Advocate. if a v o s k m it e im a is r v T . U S IT AT IT E S m S I . T k s day baa been dark and doleful— A day of wiud and rain. W ith lb « sound of ftboatly flngera Upon tbo window pane: A ad never a gleam of annehine j The cold, grey sky has cloaed In Ibis day for sad remembrance For wbat onr lives have lost. IN C O K P Ö H A T E D IIV CHAMPION F R I DRYER 1804. NEW COUNTY ITE El> k ivi.»« »ATUIiDAY, HOM E M U TU AL H . J . B U T L E ji “ George, dear, where have you been since school was dismissed?” LGE E. GOC m anufactured by ‘ ‘Hadn’t been nowhere, ma.” iVALLS THE ATTENTION Of TH« _ l t the feet tbsl h . h u j u„ J j ’ “ Did yon come straight home W eary with vain regretting • e r lp lio u lía te » t from school, George?" i Y*ur ............................... For things that coaid not be, Months.............................. “ Yes ma’am!” Weary with counting over va Mouths.......................... First-Clas* Stock “ But school is dismissed at 3 1 The graves in memory. C ( C l- » o ’clock, and it is now half-past 6. ! I «*•»«> the Book of Comfort, And in its pages read MUHT BE PAID IN How does that come?” | What ............* one of the ------- grand old prophets “ Got kep’ in.” $300,000.001 _ -r, 11r CAPITAL, Paid up In U. S. Gold Coin, In time of trouble said. “ Wbat for?” c 42 , 84 i. 6 o A t I heard, like a voice from heaven, _______ ANGE TELEGRA “ Missed m’ joggrafy less’ n." COIN ASSETS, December 31, 1880, The royal singer's song ions “ But your teacher was here only Of faith in Eternal Goodness 340,641.00 Income for 1880, : : : ; I,R ocq O Antlion.Rin a bo so hour ago, and said you hadn't To triumph over wrong. been at school all day.” The day may be wild with tempest, G e n t s ’ F u r n i s h i i i f f ( : i / / rit’nd‘ Arnold Percy, i.< 1,035,202.84 Losses, paid since organization, : But in patient trust abide, “ Got kep’ in yestiddy, then.” ' i n abaak Oui friends! “ George, why wero you not ot And remember the sweet old promise _ . ________ . tk to boyhood, nnd will Of light et eventide. Reinsurance Reserve, : : c school to-day?” ' ; (. I .A S S W A l ; ; ,g M life does. We are i “ Forgot. Thought all the time it And lo! as I read the chapter |tfm|Hl)irty and he is t» 200 , 000,00 Losses Paid in Oregon, i : So dear to the weary heart, was Saturday.” I saw the clouds at sunset “ Don’t stand on one aide of your I.ike ourtaius swing apart. feet in that manner. Come bere to And it seemeil like a B“ —I •2 *>f heaven. ieme for the material i T lllS jo g d l n o » a n d p A n T ilo n Antwp aw y c 2 c r S S u p o r iO i' | me. George, you have been swim That tonehed my eyes like balm, This Dryer is the latest improvemont in Fruit Dryers, having been ming.” As I sat in the aunaet glory I * » » Lam p advantages to those desiring reliable indemnity against patented in August, 1881. It has the largest capacity of any Fruit Dryer Repeating the sweet old psalm. “ No’me.” —Christian Union. loss and damage by fire, being solid in assets, conserva sold at the price, and is the most easily and economically operated of any “ Yes, you have, George. Haven’t ecM H Íw ’e each own a you?” on the market. The fruit trays are raised by an elevator, operated by a C I G A R S A N D T O B A C f f ^ much—of thustoc Tin: U i v a i k s c n i i o r i u ). tive in management, moderate in rates and prompt and “ N'-o-a, p.” ik in which my friend lover at the bottom, and can be put in or taken out without loss of the She's not what fancy painted her— liberal in the adjustment and payment of losses. “ Tell your mother, George?” X,. _ w o n . S ’!:is is our oh heated air, and without exposing tho fruit to a cold draft. It has also a I ’m sadly taken in; Etc., Etc.. Eta,0> an(j it pays we„. \ “ N-u-c-k.” If some one else had won her, feature not possessed by any other dryer, to-wit: It has reflectors at the “ Then what makes your hair sc I should not have cared a pin. in * . »tore formsH, ^ b, A. , » S ^ k -t -lllO r e . this tilHC wet, my son?” bottom that throw the fresh air on to the furuaeo, thus heating the air be t waterworks and puiii| ( ♦ . " » 0 , 0 0 0 . 0 0 deposited in Oregon for the further security of fore it goes to the fruit. This is a very important featuro. These dryers “ Sweat. I ran so fast coming I thought that she was mild and good. which the cit} DALLAS, ouK ooR . 'er; As maiden e’er could be; from school." Policy Holders in Oregon, Washington and Idaho. will be built only on orders, and orders should be seut in early, in order to water. We a I wonder hew she ever did r “ But your shirt is wrong side ^ [ t e r v i s o b s o f O regon B ranch — C. H. Lewis, of Allen & Lewis; J. 8o thoronhgly humbug me. [in our habits, out.” McCraken, of McCrakcn & Co.; P. Waterman, of Wasserman A Co.; insure their being filled. My itock is now and ootnplote, and as I bv repu: ion of being a g Put it on that way when I got up Friends cluster ’round and shake my Bankers, Ladd & Tilton. Tho dryer can bo seen at Mr. Paul Hiltebrand’s on Luckiamute, or at hand— in books; he— i this morning for luck. Always win S t r i c t l y lo r C a s « Robert McLaughlin’s, 1$ miles north of Buena Vista. We guarantee sat They tell me I am blest; GEO. L. STORY, Manager Oregon Branch '.ut men have some when you play for keeps if your My case they do not understand; isfaction to any one who will purchase a dryer. Orders can be sent to tho I am enabled ta offer sup.rlor ;i.'iu aw at^H shirt’s wrong side out.” of business. ' — ding public. D. B . B U S H , Special A g e n t. I think that I know best. undersigned at Independence, Polk County, Oregon. .1 indulge in no "A nd you haven’t the right sleeve have two. A fact m?2‘ H . J . F E R G U S O N , A ge n t, Independence. boasting, but am willing for all to see and examine for tlicmselvos. of your shirt on your arm at all, They say she’s fairest of the fair, CASH PAID FUR COUNTRY Miub e Ü Ä [ o g y and elcctrii II. I I . B R O O K S . S o l ic it o r . They drivs mo mad and madder; George, and there’s a hard knot tied I ndependence , Oregon, January 26, 1882. lx*. C 1 1 e same house What do they mean by it? I swear Renienil»sr ths place, and Sato Money in it. How did that come there?” your supplì os at tho I only wish they had ’er. on exactly “ Bill Fairfax tied it in when I of j p e hall. My roo 'Tis true that she has lovely locks. wasn’t lookin.” New Cash Grocery ny time, and 1 That on her shoulders fall; “ But what were you doing with What would they say to goo the box n the interest; your shirt off?” H. J . BUTL In Yhich she keeps them all? Pacific Coast Agents for tho ce we have ea “ Didn’t have it off. H ejesttook’n D allar , Orejón, November 26,1881, M an ufactu re rs of S o w in g E M P O R I U M i KlftiKtrumcnt of ( Her taper fingers, it is true, Celebrated tied that knot in there when it was M a ch in e s and their A g e n ts ’Twere difficult to match; on our respecti on me.” What would they sr.y if they but knew are co m p e te n t ju d g o s of the “ George.” A-BIH''1' ” between ot How terribly they scratch? “ That’s the honest truth, he did.” we have telepli Best Th re a d for use on S e w About that time the noble Bush- (Successor to nulutnn lires. A queer f: A M ODCAT T O r W J tA *. in g M a c h in e s . rod came along with a skate strap, it. We enj They speak for themselves as follows» CORNER FiRST AND YAMHILL, PORTLAND, OREGON. and we draw a veil over the dreadful B. H. Hill, Jr., of Georgia, would iffo H i t , and we have scene, merely remarking that boys be worth seeing in Oregon, whero We, the nmlrrsigueil, have tested the 1* I C ) E K U u 'c bloks, old and n< E v e r y d e p a rtm e n t n o w c o m p le te w it h r e lia b le , f ir s t - do not seem to change so much as about four-fifths of the men not only various leading lirauds of Spool Cofi- of « t etrieal or psy men.—[Burlington Hnwkeye. think themselves qualfied, but a ton for sale in this market, and find class, tin e , m e d iu m a n d lo w - p r ic e d _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ iionslfind their wa good many of them are actually seeking a place in tbo U. S. Senate. SE N A TE E I M . FURNITURE, UPHOLSTERY AND BEDDING. e atnuv ourselves for Mr. Hill has requested Governor ir witli our instnimen Speaking of Senators’ terms, the Colquitt not to appoint him to fill TO THE INTERIOR TRADE -----AND----- ill jjftet.in the room Dubuque Times says: What is the out bis late father’s term and de f t offfcr Chamber Suit*, Sideboards, Library Cases, Parlor Frames, Chairs, etc., at prices that defy competi therilo read, to smol length of a lifetime in the United clares that his aspirations do not tion. Our Walnut Goods aro all from the LEADING MANUFACTORIES of the Kaat. Our Ash Goods aro State Senate? We estimate it at soar so high. If it were the fashion made here, and are of the very best material throughout. O V A ¡31 1110 C0I1I fjl /1 0 . . 4 » /\ ) Corner First and Yamhill Streets, about twenty-four years. Wo to confer crowns on meritorious oiti- d I w? are eael 1 • V * C l v l / » )' Portland, Oregon. measure thus: On March 4th, 1859, 1 zens, as in the old days, this gentle- Mine is not Q c b . Geo. W. Jones, of Iowa, lo f t 1 man should receive at the hands of Maiu Street, Dullat, ■’* ilogue. It is n the Senate, entitled, asanex-Sonator, the people a chaplet for modesty and ad study. I wi to the privileges of the floor. All a book on dre. a v i n g p u r c h a s e d t h is the members were new except one, catübliiihimmt, wu prupoM» lo iy, who will m class shape. .VIways in rotulitieit*, Hannibal Hamlin of Maine, and the markable on next day even ho was gone and a Successor to Riggs & Miller, very readable Ö O O J> T E younger man had taken his seat. ^ ^ J co in in u n ica tic To be the IiEST. We also find their S T E R L IN G When General Jones visited the O RGA NS. AT LOW RATES. # S ° ‘> good friei Senate on the 5th of March, 1881, he NEW BLACK to bn a FAST COLOR. The above cut represent« rtylo 60, which we will sell ! for 3190. $26 ca9h, 810 per month, w ith interest upon • ___ i. Arnold will talk sow there tho Senators from thirty- deferred payments, one per cent, per month. Good eight States, not one of whom he stool ami book included. Address ng on whatever r> THES1KGER MANUFACTURING CO. Particular Attention Paid t i i * i 1 had sat with on the 3d of March, ai.nt stock. He Rcords his drea 116 Sutter 9t., S. F. D. W . P R E N T IC E & CO.. -AND D E A L m IN - 1859. Gon. Jones to-day is one of Portland, Oregon. Give us call. NAT. H 0 « j l H t.l) aln t,luln' the most historio and perhaps the ___________________________when lie MARK SHELDON,!) & I! FIRST ST., » a m u a i im u n o w most remarkable character in the Drugs, Patent Medicines, T oilet A rticles, d . n . burns . is. We arc both AGENT KOIt T1IE west. He sat in the Senate with us tcfcdieam much, DAVIS. HOWE. Clay and Webster and Calhoun, with hamtfhclp him in S ta tio n e r y , ltla n k 1 lo o k s , C a n d ie s , C u tlo p y , V Y. S. ELKINS, STEWART SINGER, QUEEN, and ; Silas Wright, Benton, Crittenden and CHICAGO SINGER, HOUSEHOLD Jeff. Davis, with Sumner, Seward, BURNS & M 0R R ISI| p °w“ ; ____ face of my 1 Chase and Douglas. In tho early SEWING MACHINES. FINE T O B A C C O S AND C IG A R S , wo fundamental part of the century, when General Jackson was President, he sat in the J.W. EVANS, NCL29 POST STREET, JP n in tK , C o l o r s , V n i'n i s l i o s , F i n i s h e s , L I V E R Y S T A Iowa: ^ 1 wi,: Houso of Representatives with AGENT FOR THE Henry A. Wise and John Quincy DOMESTIC AND GROVER A BAKER may help ia our study -AND--- that the., are the result Adams. His district ¡Deluded all of SEWING MACHINES. OILS OF EVERY KIND, FOR PAINTING, LUBRICATING OR BURNINC. Scientists now all admit that most dis Main Street, Dallaa, Ore’ Dot understood, cans Michigan, Wisconson, Iowa and ea uses are causal by disordered Kidneys or idy of a dream should Minnesota. It now has over thirty L iter, and that i f these great organs are SAMUEL HILL ~ by A. M. HILL, PHYSICIANS’ PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY. ------ of the day before the Representatives in Congress. He ke])t in a perfert condition, health will be No. 634 Market Street, the dreu m occurs. REAL ESTATE • DEALER. left the Senate, not because of his the result. W A R N E R 'S S A F E K I D - GENERAL AGENT FOR THE a v i n g r e c e n t l y n o r c i i T t i M ia dfflcult to tell jut M ill Street, opposite Court H cuso, Dallas, Polk C o ., O g n . Buggies and Carriages in tlio New cot) setJUfL t ly d r e am inn WHITE, NEW HOME, personal unpopularity, but his party N E Y A N D L I V E R C U R E north end of town, and added thereto J R i, , * . , ° CROWN, WILSON, had gone out of power in Iowa. The IluifL’ ies and Team«, wo are prepared tow e » t n d y all Is made from a Simple Tropical Leaf VICTOR. WEED, I ublic with ‘ » e l j « o n n c c t c d w ith a intimate and trusted friend of PEERLESS, FLORENCE, and f the science of drenm OF RAKE VALUE* Grain Farms for Sale Andrew Jackson, tho partner of 8IGWALT SINGER, HOME SHUTTLE And ia a POSITIVE Remedy for the follow- Good Teams at Low ’*11 co*amence, thei Daniel Webster, he remembers Jeff SEWING MACHINES. inK Troubles: ing of aeci tainday erson. On terms of personal ac Grass Farms fer Rale, STATE AGENT FOR Our staidC6 are flr.it-clo.is in every retpueHj h o w w d I c d e t a i l , si quaintance with nearly all our cele Pain in the Back; Severe Head O. SHAWL, 30 SECOND S TR E ET, tsnt and obliging hustlers srtruii Is of that (lav. 1 brated warriors aud statesman, be AGENT FOR THE aches; Dizziness; Bloating; rsady to serve the pul.Ljjg t J,e ^ i g h t b e fo REMIMGTON AND ROYAL ST. JOHN numbered among bis friends and TIMBER LAND.S, MILLS, ETC. Inflamed Eyes; A Tired enemies the mighty red kings, Black SEWING MACHINES. ----- d rise early to w feeling; Night Hawk, Keokuk rnd Poweshiek. A Springfield, 0 . GIVE THE NEW STABLE i in h ig b n n k . We H. P. ANDREW, 667 MISSION ST., soldier in the warof 1812, Gen. Jones Sweats; —— f l d had, left our dc AGENT FOR THE is a young man yet. He walks erect Pains in the Lower Part of the Richett a ad tandi 1« Polk County r i . tw l. L I lV C . to get more air WILLIAMS' SEWING MACHINE. for «ale Cheap »ad »a away tarml. If you without a cane, with a light and w*nt to sell jou r Part», Mad for a blank TT , . , , iffht than was othi Body; Palpitation of the springy step, and claims nono of the contract aad I will fbrninl too with a AST For Soto >»y U n d e rta k e r a n d F O R C E buyer. De yofi want a farm! Call and Heart; Jaundice; Grav indulgence and immunities of old nee in? fine list, I can mat* yon from 23 ADOLF W O LF, y~i i • x Jp«ned Bly eyes just to 60 per eent. on your la?eatment. No age. ______ el; Painful Urina an!2-3m Independence, Ogn. FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY. r Im pendence, Polk County, Ogn. G R O C E R I ] _____ ivor , _____ 174,moo sole RIGHT FOR POLK & BENTON COUNTIES. QUEENSW ARE, W OODEN l’S S ^ V* Z ^ u I BUY THE B ES T 'D.W. prentice * co. CREAT FURNITURE AND UPHOLSTERY F . S . C h a d b o u rn e & C o . NAT. HOLM L IV E R Y , SA9*aml nru na'1 on,] FEED JASPER R. MILLER, H DRUGGIST AND APOTHECARY LOAN A G E N T k¡¡¿ euVtc w H JO S . F IS H B U R N , Â Æ æ tstj P o o s db C o . As apart of the usual programme, wo experimented as to the time taken by different objects to rench tho bot tom of the cliff. An ordinary stone, tossed ovor, romained in sight an in credibly long time, but, finally, van ished somewhere about tho middle humbug, bat bunineas on a true principle. distance. A handkerchief, with n Writ«, or call and aoa me boob . tion; Malairial stone tied in tbo corner, was visible Yours truly, th e in e r t past . perhaps a thousand f«et deeper. D. W. PRENTICE & CO., Fever; Fever and Ague; W . S . ELKINS. Eton a large ompty box, watcboU by A soedy-looking follow dropped W o r k » cany, th ro w » n Agents for tho Colebrated D allas , O ft., Mare* 17, 1891 a field glass, could not be traced to into the city editor’s room ), and fail- And mil the dise-ose* caused by tho Kidneys, c o n sta n t stre a m . its concussion to the valley floor. ing to borrow a half dollar, he Liver or Urinary I Ir.'Ru. being oat of order. I la * P o r c e la in L in e d It U a S A F E and C E R T A IN cure for all Finally, the landlord appeared on begged to narrate his experience. “ I C y lin d e r . the scene, carrying an antique hon used to be an officer of stale, I did. Female dificultiea, such aa 1 » e a s ily s e t , t * r t e C h eap est & B e st P o r i« under his arm. This, in spite of the < I was sheriff and member of the LKUCORRHOEA: INFLAMATION OF P u m p In the world for THE WOMB; FALLING OF TUB terrific ejaculations and entreaties of | legislature and constable and clerk Deep or Shallow Wells. WOMB; ULCERATION TUE the ladies, he deliberately threw over ! of the courts and judge and a candi T h o n a a n d » In c u e In WOMB. the cliff’s edge. A rooster might date time and again, and had a high e v e r y p a r t o f th e U n i It will control anti re collate Mrnetruatinn, have gone thus to his doom in stoic ! old frolic, I did.” te d S ta te s. and I. an axoellent and safe remedy for female* i ilonce, but the sex of this unfortun N e v e r F r e e s e s I n IT l a “ I don't beleive it” said the city during pregnancy. W H AT F O R ? ter. ate bird asserted itself the moment editor. Aa a Blood Purifier it ia unentialed, for it it started on its awful journey into | “ Why don’t you?” B ead fb r C ir c u la r a n d cure* the organa that make the blond. For P r ic e » . epaco. With an esr-pieroing cackle "Because I havo a letter here BOILS; CARBUNCLES: SCROFULA;WHITE 8WELLINO; SALT RHEUM;J POISON that gradually grew fainter aa it fell, which says you aro a thief and a liar, ING BY MERCURY OR ANY T O B U Y H A R N E S S 1 the poor hen shot downward, now and a scoundrel and a villain, and a OTHER DBCQ, UPRIGHT, SQUARE AND GRAND, OOD TU M rs, HO. s e , n r E R a n d f i t t i n g s o f a l l k i n d s a l w a y s boating the air with ineffectual wings, tradueer and a perjurer, and a de- It ia curtain in every ea*o. Acknowledged by all Muaioal Authorities to be tho [ on band aud furnished to order. Farties desiring any article in my line will and, now, frantically clawing at the faulter and a plotter, and a low-down BEST PIANO now manufa'’tMrcd. Prices as low and ' be promptly attended to by addressing me or calling at my place of business on State For Incontinence; Impotence; terms a* easy as consistent with thorough workman- j very wind that slanted her first this brawler and a lover of all that is vile Street, between Commercial and Front, Salem, Oregon. ship. Address WHERE ? WHO FROM l Pains in the loins, ami way and then that, the helpless fowl and wioked and dishonest and abhor all Similar Diseases. D . W . P R E N T IC E ic CO., e . N . , % » JO SE P H F 1 S H B U R N . shot down, down until it became rent to decent people, and a— but a mere puff of feathers ne larger Portland, Oregon. It ie a oafe, sure and quick Cure. “ Aha, stranger, go on and read- than a quail. Then it dwindled into that all over again and read it loud It is the only known remedy that boa cured n wren's size, disappeared, then again It.sounds like old tiinos. It brings' B R IG H T'S D ISE A SE t i Q E a F * >L c ° l l i n s , dotted the sight a inomont, os a pin's back the days when I run for A« * a nnmf of tho purity ■ and worth of this Great Natural Remedy, read the following point, and then—it was gonol a « "I n Slreet, »alias, Oregon, office. It reads like an editorial in After drawing a long breath all an opposition paper, and brings CHEMICAL ANALYSIS: 1» prepare-! to supply Fresh Independence, Oregon. around, the women folks pitched in ngnin to my memory that blessed A . a LA TT 1M O R E , Ph. O., L. L. I » , to the hen's owner with redoubled period when I felt like I was aomo- Profeenor of Cheinlotry in the Unlreraity of Beef, Pork, Mutton, Yoal, zest. But, the gentlo McCauley body and life was worth living. Oh, Rochester, N . Y ., knowing the popularity and merit of WASNSa'a 8 * r « K iiuikt and Livsa ebook his head knowingly and re glorious hours of roy past, will ya Hams. Lard, Chickens, Etc,, B E C A U S E he has them on hand and is Cl Kg, after a thorough Chemical Analysis, plied : making more and ia going to over come back to me?" and the tears has furnished the following statement: ’ Of the best quality, at the lowest possible prices. “ Don’t bo alarmed about that rolled down hia cheeks as tho city V u m m s r i T o r R o o r k st so , Chemical Laboratory, chicken, ladies*. She's need to it. editor pronounced again the magic II Urkost Cush Price paid for Fat Stock. Rocmwrra, N. Y ., Joh. 18S0. Hhe goes over that cliff every day words and thou gave him a quarter Alwo for Chickens and Wild Game. Mr. II. H. Ware r has placed In my no*, during the seasou.” TSj only !:i*tnSnetit that rhIMren ran play u sell i F alla «, D u m b e r 27,1881. to sober up on.— Louisville Courier- session »he formula i Ihe medicine ma»mfar. s s x r o .n persons. Only tho minute* timo reuuirod And, sure enough, on our way Journal. tured and sold by hl:A under the general des tolrsrn h u . to n w n .;, them Any kind t tunes bark we met tho old hen about half * ignation of W ahnss h :< a h Kinner and L iv Finest acemnaniment for the voice : I» Ringing. They are wold ’ 1 so so low that any family can N E R V O U S D E B IL IT Y . es Oi'HK. I hare Investigated his processes of way up the trail, caloily picking her 0:1 the whole, it is good, it is ab manufacture, which are conducted with ex. i «“ ’ ly procure one. ------ Havini ng one no family could tret way home. Then only did we realize solutely needful for ono, to he hum treme care and according to the best methisle. a HUGHES. »1 or | without. Prices of ¿ different .„ „ w ... *tvlea # 10 , # 12 , § u a s u r e C u r e g u a r a n t e e d . T. U. OUT •nd #16 including twenty-five feet of m u s i.S o m ! that we had beon wealing our sym bled and prostrated, and thrown I hare ale« taken from his laboratory samples i for <»U|og mm and price liai. Arid r e * D . w. PRENTICE A CO., Portland, O regon pathy on a regular iron-clad hotel among the pots from timo to time. of all the materials used in the pre| »ration of D a .„F r » « P -S E a y R AMD DRAIN' TREAT HUGHES & G U Y, this medicine, and upon critical nomination -- wyjjfc by H ea pA imness, ep C re on spring ehicken. •tons, Ner-ou. H d erla. ache, D Mental D w su dn l n Life is ft a school; we ftre perverte And them, ae well aa the medicine into which Maanteterera *f boaincM no« before the public .mtali’i,'. ,,p*™“ ort‘«e. Impotence. Insoluntarv scholars to the last, and require the tl¿v enter, to he entirely free from poisonous Ì ' I«»mature old age. caused hy oeer eiertloa Kind worda produce their own You can make manor faster at '3?,— snl-eenc**. •elbabuworoeer Indulgence, which leads to misers “ or (lsteterhui* -------* --------- work for ns than at anv thin» elae N- A. LATTI MORE. image in men’s souls, and a beauti rod .-T h om as Carlyia. HEW BUCKEYE C a b in e t I In tho room, obj p y w ip • Borough 3ïi^ W C. L. P I E R C E , m ful image it ia. They soothe and comfort the bearer. They shame him out of hia unkind feelings. IV* hare not jet begun to use them in anfeh abundance aa they ought to be uaad.— Paaonl. a Life is mndo up, not sacrifices sod duties, but | things ia which smile* and __ D iab ete* enquire for W a u r g s * . nesses, and .mall obligation, given '-**•*•• a t w l 'e u s . It is a positive rem edr. habitually, are What win and p: '"•I ■ B a r i D u u H. M. WARNER RUO., Rochester, R. V. asrve the hsart and sscur. comfort. S tjU ., BOOTS * SHOES, Hill Street, Pallas, Oregon. \ V K 2 * 1 ,0 X 1 R r r D l * K M T OF M t i m i AL " * " 4 gesrwttee - u rf.v Uon to ,|l . h o Ihvor as »*re " « hand a (eoS sep- Hv •• Ss*«.« «O.U Wort. Uivs as a call. D a i m , February i, 1 A t HUGHES ft GUT. . . rmpital not needed. We will «U n I if* i l * » «Ur *nd upward* marie at home hy the ¡ lednetrion* Men, women, hors anri girl* wanted ( sssrrwhsr* to work for us. Now is the time " „ o eon wort In spore time only or wire yovr whole time fs iir o r o n n 1 •* *** Vow run bee st horns ami So ths O U IjjO U U , wort Wo other bustnsos will pay m u newrlr as wen Ne one « n fsll to make monnoua per bv ennwlnw >t once. Ooetiy ' ..tilt and terms free. M ncv made '**• swlly *nd honorably. Address T r n A Ce ja n S S lf T. F. SMITH. M Physician and M cTAHM ANY ORGANETTES 0., INDEPENDENCE, ORECON. h»ch box contains one month'« treatment on# -»-**__ * box. or Mx b o x « for fixe « M a r * « ! t k V ¿ L ? P»»d on receipt of pfice. We ruarantce afx cure any c « * . With <wch o r r i ^ W r e d h i h boT«oT =£2 i s s s t * * - «-». , " ^ zz " WtlODARD, CLARKE ft CO - Cases P ie ln r e u . ... , P ic tu r e Bu {lit poATed in at m and the room in whiel -A L S O - Now is the Time I Œ 1 ighte# from the w Always lias on hand a lino lot |jn o b ft u i it v .. » r .t t i.t lard a t v o r k . p with the birds, i I. And ceitainlj . «'ngiflg in a im V r 0* nrarliold on. All kind, Of II Ilj I want t towar ^lacc in l L mold’s re ^uSewing machine« cleano<vt> [ eerea.se ir paired. hat he hat hit not qu Store undttr I temizkr once, Or. d it i J again, tht Dnietimes s F. A. BROW S ¥, the ligi fguished. WACOM AND CARRIAGE«^ High the ( 'allin F»«t SU a of Main 8tre*t, ] gas a plot, my fri 1 Good n rPO ALL OF MY OLD FlUKÎfDff M * lie in general, I would UROVBMfl xoscoe.” to do ill kind* of wa«on and corriAffR * workmanlike manr.hr and At the m! him b; p rie«. 1 have on hand a good §tock of l" 8 .ï ►all. He i I rose an Seasoned Lnml fcinernber ht after l REPAIRING MADE A SF to the i Satisfaction Oiiarantecri. Cire t I examined Iflily, lear. D alla », January 5,1881 ►at is, the i I are used PORTER, SLESSINCEI he mai tike worl 117 IUttery St.. Ssn pased idea * we had Cabinet W ork Done tc*®^ ye ml Manufacturer» and Jobber» of th e. u cm its in rpHF.SE GOODS ARE ft WARRAS rip anri aro the beat ow«U for fered. Call in at Vandnyn ft Smith's,* hs a busy i ‘isy one. her tlaya, pculars. looks cor ied to th to dinnt