Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (July 9, 1891)
STORIES ADOUT MEN. Ex-CiiTcrnor Mngoflln'g Interesting Talk with a Dcnf nnil l)uml Mnn. Es-Governor Bcniah Mngoflln, of Ken tncky, got in tlio train one day nt Frankfort to go to Lexington. Ho sat down by tho sido of a very handsome, intelligent looking young man. Tho governor, who was a great talker, nt onco began to chat. Tho young man listened well, apparently, nodding his head from timo to time, as if ho agreed with tho governor's views, but it seemed tuat ho couldn't find room to put in a word. This continued until they reached Lexington, when n cordial hand thako nnd an exchango of cards took place. Subsequently, in tho corridor of tho Phoenix hotel, tho governor was telling n party of friends about tho meet ing, saying tho young man was ouo of the most ngreeablo fellows ho ever encountered. "Perhaps somo of you know him," said he, "ho has ono brown and ono gray eyo. But stop, I havo his card!" "ViVv, governor," said ono of tho party, "that v a Bob King; he's deaf nnd dumb. Everybody knows hunt" Philadelphia Times. Didn't Know lie Wn President. When Charles Crocker was at Portland on his spiko driving tour over tho California nnd Oregon, an incident occurred which is illus trative of tho bewildering magultudo of tho railway interests of that gentleman. Ha re ceived n call at tho Esmond houso from tho general manager of thoOregoninn railway, a littlo narrow gauge formerly under the con trol of u Scotch company. Mr. Crocker re garded tho visit as purely complimentary, but when tho narrow gauge manager began to talk about tho prospects of his line, tho need of repairs at certain points, and gavo tho magnato tlio nssuranco that itwasa fairly prosperous concern, Mr. Crocker's mind be came cloudy. Ho clearly dfid not know what the man was driving at. ' Still tho ofllcial went on until ho was interrupted by a friend who happened to bo present, nnd who said; "Mr. Crocker doesn't understand what all this is about," "Oh, I gues3 ho does," said tho general manager, with a confident air. "I guess ho knows that ho is president of this railroad." "But I'm if ho did," said Mr. Crocker, "until you said so this moment." Tho incident created a ripplo of merriment among tho railrouu men who Impelled to lx present, nnd somo of tho Portland magnates who heard tho story thought a great deal less of their railroad interests when they re flected on tho fact that hero was u man who was president; of a railroad and didn't know it. Lakevio.v (Ore,) Examiner. "Tlii Court Does Not Luncli." A learned counsel in Mr. Justico Day's court, in tho queen's bench, applied to his lordship to adjourn a caso until after tho "luncheon timo"' of the court, n3 the plaintiff had telegraphed that ho had missed his train. Mr Justico Da v You should ask that tho caso bo postponed until after "tho adjourn ment.'' for "tho court" docs not lunch; that is not nn epoch in the lifo "of "tho court." (La-.ihter ) 1 do not speak of what individ uals On, but "tho court" docs not lunch. London Telegraph. Artist Whistler nnd Oscar Wilde. A Boston artist tells this story of 'Whistler and Oscar IVildc, who has tho reputation of borrowing Whistler's bright speeches. Hav ing heard tho ni-tist say an unusually good thing Oscar exclaimed deploringly: "I wish I could have said that." "Oh," replied Whistler derisively, "but you know you will ay it." Boston Herald. Heard ou tlio Itoad. Proprietor Kansas Hotel Havo the waiter gentlemen had their dinner yetf Head Waiter Yes, sail. "Has the professor of cooking saved out all ho wants for his family and friends i" "Yes, sah." "Did tho upstairs ladies and tho utablo gen tlemen have all they wanted?" "Yes, sah." "Is thera anything leftr 'A little, sah." "Well, call in tho boarders." Omaha World. Wanted to Be Illght. Thoy wero talking about tho state of tho thermometer, and by tho timo all had got through it was found that tho record ranged from !3 degs. to 7 degs. below. Finally an old colored man, who sat next to the stove, was appealed to, and ho said: "Oem'len, I knowed dis yero coldness would come up on do kyar dis mawnin', an' eo I mado up my mind I'd bo right about it. My thermometer showed jist exactly (1 degs. below half an hour ago, an' I took it down off do nail nn' put it in ray pocket to bring along fur proof. Sho's yero." And ho took it from his overcoat pocket, unrolled it from a houdkerchicif, and passed it over. "Why, it shows 23 dogs, abovol" exclaimed tho man who received it, whilo everybody understood that it had wanned up, and be gan to laugh. "Hu! Shodoesehf Waal, dal settles mo wid any mo' foolin' around I Reckon do nendlum has dropped off in do snow an1 eho'u tot out to paint do town rodl" Detroit Free Press. Natural. Fanny You know my husband is very rich, and yet I nm not happy with him. His way of eating is bo disagreeable, showing that Ids early education must havo been neg lected. I wiih I could iniprovo his table manners. Laura His e table manners you moan, dear. And now thoy do not speak as they pass by. New York Graphic. (letting u Verdict. "Ah, gentlemen," said tho foreman of tho jiy-y, as ho wiped tho copious tears from hli eyes, "tuat woa an auecung lununing ui oi , tho defendant1 counsel. Excuse thli erao- j tlon, but i tho verdict guilty or not guilty 1 j And each Juror, liU volco thick with emo tion, inurmurwli 'aullty." New York Bun, t "K IMiirlbuo t;iumi" tin Coins. "Did you know tlint the legend "E Pluribus Unuin." which bus appeared on different United States coins, was never authorized to ho m jiIiutiI by law?" said a numismatist. "It was first used in that way in 17S3. There was no United States mint then, but there was n private ono nt Newburg, N. Y., and the motto of tlio United Slates was first placed on a copper coin struck nt that mint. Few collections have specimens of this coin. Tliey are valuable. In 1787 a goldsmith named Brasher coined a piece which was known 113 the $1(5 gold piece, nnd the motto placed in this form, 'Unum IS Pluribus,' waa stamped upon it, Tho coin is worth today $2,000, and only four are known to be in existence. In 1787 the motto also apjioared on various copper coins of tho State of New Jersey. "A great many of our early coins, before there was nny legal authority for national coinage hero, were mado in England. The State of Kentucky had some peculiar copper coins which wero minted in England in 1701 and boro the national motto. The United States mint was established in 179:2. but tho use of tho motto on any of tho gold, silver or copper coins was not authorized or directed by any of the provisions of tho act establishing it. The motto had not appeared on any of our coins sinco 1837 until the present silver dollar was coined. It remained on our early gold and silver coins until 1831. when it waa omitted from the gold coins. In 1830 it was dropped from the silver twenty-five cent piece and tho following year from all silver coins."' Philadelphia Press. A Slimkey IVln I) Se, Not long ago the authenticated caso of the suicide of a dog from grief at being beaten by its master was clu-on-icled, and now we read of a monkey de stroying itself under very remarkable circumstances. The facta of the case, which are positively vouched for by a correspondent writing to a Paris con temporary from Montrichard, in tlio de partment of Loir-et-Clier. are an follows: A learned monkey, named Hortram. was deeply attarhed to its owner, who, among other tricks, had taught it to iiro a pistol whilo galloping on the back of a dog. The master of the animal, it seems, lately met with certain domestic troubles, and. in a dejected frame of mind a few days ago. hu sent a bullet through his head, death being instantaneous. Tho monkey was present at tho death of his master, and probably took in every par ticular. In any case, when a doctor was called in to see if lifo was extinct in the man, lie was astonished to find himself in presence of a double suicide, tho monkey's Ixnly being stretched beside that of his master, with tho revolver clasped letween its fingers. It is stated that the animal picked up the pistol after his master had blown out his brains and imitated what ho had just seen done, sending a bullet through his head precisely as tho man had done. London Standard. Tim Voltaic llattery. At the very beginning of tho present century' Volta. stimulated by Galvani's recent discovery of what ho called "ani mal electricity." invented tho "pile" nnd tho "crown of cups." Wo now speak of any equivalent arrangement as a voltaic battery. Without attempting to trace out the path of discovery and invention pursued by Volta. it will be sufficient for our purpose if wo muko clear tho gene ral construction and action of such nn appaiatus. If a plate of zinc and a similar ono of copper be nearly immersed in water con taininga little sulphuric acid, which may bo held in auy suitable vessel, no note worthy action will bo apparent bo long as tho metals do not touch; but if they bo brought in contact, or bo joined by means of a conductor, bubbles of hydro gen gas will at once appear on tho sur face of tho copper, and the zinc will moro or less rapidly dissolve to form zino Bulphalo with tho acid. If the plates bo separated, and the por tion of tho zinc which remains above tho liquid be tested with a very delicate electroscope, it will bo found to bo charged with negative, electricity, and in liko manner tho corresponding jiortion of tho copper plate will bo found to bo charged with positive electricity. Pro fessor C. F. Bracken in Scribner's. Plenty of Oil. Tho fear that there would bo nn oil famine in the near future has Ikh.ii ex pressed again and again; but tho figures given by Tho Oil City Derrick and in dorsed by Hradstreet go to thow that tho Pennsylvania and Virginia belt alone is practically inexhaustible. So far the yiold from this tract of 204 squaro miles has been over iMO.OOO.OOO barrels. The estimato is that the pow,ib!o futuro yield will not bo far from 2.000.000,000. This estimate makes no reference to tho fields that exist in Canada, in Colorado, Cali fornia nnd elsewhtre. both nt homo nnd abroad. The yield per square mile has been for fifteen years 1,000.000 barrels. Thero seems to be no reason to fear that tho oil supply will fail before its substi tute is fully obtablithcd. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Tlio Kinvi Tower. The whole tower could be lifted by four men of average strength. Tho case has been proved When it was about half its present lu ight a few men actually did lift it. This Is not humbug; the thing is jierfcctly simple. Tlio construc tion of the tower is based ou tho cant i lover principle, and its bulk of 0,400 ton is so adjusted as to press on tho founda tion with less weight than that of a man in nn armchair ou tho floor. Is tho tower lieautiful? No. But it lias tho erect, fragile looking elegance of on obelisk not hewn out of red granite, but knit of dark hued moshes. Enilli! Micholet in Paris Illustre. A Fronch count when brought into court by oighty-two diirercnit creditor acknowledged that ho was somewhat financially embarrassed, hut iio wanted u littlo moro timo to conclude a mar riago with an American girL It was granted CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. VARIOUS ME" HODS OF EXECUTION PRACTIC O IN THE WORLD. A Sorlons Mutter of Considerutli'ii for i Iv.iw elvers The Guillotine, tlio Uanote, tho Cations and the (Sun Silent lleutli by Klectrlrlty. I Tho execution of malefactors ba licen a i rcrious matter of consideration for lawgivers in all nations mid in all times. The mora barbarous tho jwplo the more barbarous the method. Torture was considered a wito ad junct to capital punishment for centuries. , Tho rack, the cauldron, tlio gridiron, tho scavenger's daughter, tho pincers, iron musk nnd scourge were employed. Breaking one I ou tho wheel was popular for a long timo tlio felon being fastened, with his arms and legs apart, to a hu;o wheel, his bones wero broken by blows from an iron liar. Male factors wero torn asunder by teams of horses; j they wero burned at the stake, hanged, drawn nnd quartered, tlaved alive, boiled, broiled nnd roasted, served up to death in a thousand way.?, each us revolting and terrible as , skilled ingenuity could doviso. i Torture is no Ion jer employed, but a means i which shall bo swift, and u nearly as possible painless, is employed. In I'rnnco tho guillo tine, In Spain tho gnrrote, in England and tbo United States tho gallows three allitera tions menueo tlio malefactor. A fourth, ; thi gnu, is used in military executions. Tho guillotine was designed as a lalwr saving machine during tho lleign of Terror i by Dr. Ouiliotine, who was a member of tho j Constituent assembly in ITS!!. Thero wero too many heads to bo removed by tho over worked public executioner, and this dovico resulted. Tlio apparatus is very simple. Between two uprights slides a triangular knife, weighted nt tlio upper edge. It is held in position by u catch. Tlio victim is laid upon a sliding or tilting board, K-cnrely strapped and placed faeo downward, with his neck in lino with tho groove. A narrow Iward, with n somi-circular notch, slidesdown and Foeures him, then tlio trigger is sprung and tho descending knife does tho work. Death is necessarily instantaneous. I saw an execution by tho guillotino in Slar.unlles tonus years ago. Tho victim was n young Italian, a wife murderer. I was sum moned to be at the jail at daybreak. In Franca tho condemned felon does not know tho day nor tho hour appointed. This man was aroused from sleep, pinioned, half dragged, half pUshed, shrieking aud moan ing, into tho yard, bound to the tilting plnnk thrust forward and killed nil in four min utes. Thero was a groat deal of blood, n littlo tremor of tho limbs, ouo convulsivo movement of tho eyelids. Jn ten minutes lrom the time the man had been aroused from his sleep tho executioner was taking tlu' apparatus of death njiurt. Beheading by tho sword hnsbeeua favorite method in nlmost all countries. I saw a head struck off by tho two handed sword inn village near Nagasaki, Jnian. Both tho exe cutioner nnd his victim were deliberato and cool. Tho latter knelt nnd Itowed his head Tho former drow his long and glittering weapon, keen us a razor, wiped it with a bit of gaudy silk, took his ktand, raised the sword, and with a quick drawing stroke severed tho head, giving vent to a loud, hissing nspirate as ho did so. Tho jioint of the weapon did not reach tho ground. Tho executioner then removed tlio stains with somo pieces of tissue paer, wiped tho blade again with tho silk, sheathed it and strode proudly uway, followed by envious eyes. Tho oll'ender had, I believe, testified falsely In an examination by tho tax collector. Tho garroto is worse to my notion than tho guillotino, though but littlo blood is shed Tho felon sits in a chair. To a stout post bo hind him nro ntlteod two clasps of iron, which whon joined encirelo his neck. Through tho post and tho back of tho collar prases n screw. When this is turned by tho executioner tlio collar is tightened, nnd nn iron wodgo enters the neck ut tho base of tho brain, dislocating tlio axis, piercing tho spi nal cord and producing instant death. I saw a brigand thus killed nt Vnleenia. Thero was no cap over tho face. When tho fatal mo ment camo I heard, or fancied I heard, tho snap of tlio Ikhio, and tho contortion of fh6 faeo wa3 ghustly. Tho head fell forward and tho eriminul was dead, but tlio grisly horror of tho manner of his taking off haunted mo for yours. I'lectricity is tho swiftest nnd most certain of all possible, means by which death may bo inflicted. Ninetv-Ilvo feet a s'.-cond is tho es timated speed of nervo sensibility. Electric ity travels 180,000 miles in a liko spuco of timo. Tho brain is jaralyzed before it am feel tho shock, tho victim of tho current passes from lifo to death without knowing tho blow. Obviously, thero is a twofold gain in this method. First, it entirely prevents a mishap. Tho current pastes when tho fatal joining of tho wires occurrs, and death is riven. Tho distant dynamo gives no sound tho condemned man may hear. Ho is led to a chair und seated. Ouo metallic conductor is plucod ugninst tho nape of tho nock, salt water being applied to tho hair to enablo it to transmit tho current. Tho other conduc tor is placed on top of tho head, tho hair iwing wet, or on cither templo or both. Tho connection is thou made, aud tho man is dead on tho instant. To Milid tho current from head to foot, as proposed, is obviously a lad method. A pow erful convulsion would Inevitably result; tho muscles would still Iki in action after death. Passed through tho brain, tho full effect ou the lifo centers would Iki felt and no convul sion would follow. To havo this occur at tho siato prison is nn eminently good feature, Thero it fit ly belongs, mid tho rigid discipline of such institutions would prevent tho influx of visitors common to cit,y prions. Besidofi, the mural effoct, uimjii tho other convicts would bo good To havo tho day and tho hour concealed from tho dead man would rob hl3 last days oi tho melodramatic interest thoy possess for his fellows in crime and inako tho futo moro terrible, Thvra would Iw no halo about tho head of a felon who journeys to ytato prison merely to bo hurlod on somo unseeifled day nnd unknown hour tiiibwit and sileutugeut out from the world ho liui offended Ko IxwiU of "dying giuuo," no incidents of his lost day ami lut: hours nothing but his being swallowed up liviug by tho grim walls of the Kjiiiteiiuary and cast forth again, somo day dad Now York World Gothum'it Hebrew Clubmen. Tbo Hebrew clubinsn of Now York city are as distinct lu their club lifo from Ameri can or English clubmen as Now England Yankead from rambUmr Sioux. Tbemenir tiers of tfut liartuouie, the Progress and tins Metropolitan, tho Utreo great Hebrew clubs, eoklom din at tlu club house, uover sleep there, and do not liare their mull uddresAod to the club. They are Imhuo bodies until il o'clock, whon tlity stroll around to tho club, Uko a luind nt jaker, pinochle or euchre, and aroliack home again tomowhero near mid night. Iu korno of tho other big clubs at that hour many of tho members ure planning l.ovt to tjnd the ttvt'Utng, Nuw York tiuu. 1 M I'OHTAXT TKAI1K X.l.Ml! HUCISION JwlseThnverof tlin riiitedetntesClrotilUNmrt nt St. IjiiiIh lim reevntly Urtiitledrtottiuin opinion hihI ftninted r,Htnnl iiOunrllou hkhIiiM the uVfcndiuilK in ttii- esi-e of the llostelter romimny MKiiltitt the llrus'pruiNii-Kelnerl UlrUUlitK (V., Al.lf "Hold PjirtiiK IMatllltnit Co.. ifhltitinn the iiilvertihiint.lnHiitifiieturliijt or lliai of nny nrltcle of Momiieh bitters, either i Milk, l.v the Kidlou or otliorwis-e, or In ntiv wie .hUhk um'oI the niiine "Hnstetter" except liU'u.iieelion with tho wile of the Kolitlilio hitlers, w hloh utv h1.ivs miM In bottles nTUtvlv willed; unit lt.o rohil Mntf ihe side of mi bitters in bulk, though the mime " HoMetter" be not UmmI. but the MisKes tion inmto to the imrehiuor thnt he emi put thoin in the emptv HoMetter liottU, mill lnirehnsors Mould iiotlVeoertheilltVorenee. Ills decision supports the lleMotterComiiiiiv lu thoexolupne nn- of tho mime " llotettor ' in connection with either the liuinufHctiire or sale of MouihoIi bitters lu miv MHimor or form w hntoevor, iiml titmly eiUHbftshea Its ownership in the name "Hnstot ter" s ii "Tiudk Xamk Ho wjio liven u)i to bis opportunities 1 UHinlly too busy to 11 o up to his income. .MAN ItUMMl It l.KS 111 (J()l In Nothing So Much n In Dolus; (looil to Ills I eltow Sinn. T.uoma, Wash., June 1, 1SPI. Dr. J. It. .Ionian, Seattle, UVi.iA. DcaiiSih: I have been taking your medicine seven weeks, and it gives me the greatest pleasure to tell you and every one else who will lis ten how much gootl thev have done me. When 1 think ot what I have Mitl'orcd and how many doctors have tried their skill on me to no earthly good, how they have tilled me with morphine, chloral and other poi sons until 1 was nearly crazy, and how tunny hundredsof dollars my poor husband has paid out in the hist three years before we hoard of your wonderful cures, I nut ns tonishod to see myself to-day able to ito all over the city, able" to do my housework and after a busy day to lie down and have a whole night's good sleep. Dear Doctor, my husband and 1 are very thankful to you for what your medicines have done for me. Mas. Jvmv I.ONSDAl.K, 1M01 Pacific avenue, Koom 21. HEATTI.K, Wash., Jifne !', lttll. Our bshy was very Mek. nnd we tried sevend pliyslc'nns in tow n." None ot them foiiio'1 to know whHt thottiHtter whs. She couldn't sUnil: rouhiu't play; it - dlllk-ult for lar to Rot her I urebtli; slo una ouokiuk cpt ns irora me muiu 1 1 ho wnsi I mouths old; would choke every Ave iiitim es ilnrbiK the nUht, sml wns subj-ct to ci-iivill-iniis mul mu'enliirecntrnotlon. Wolmd nbout Riven up hoi o of her irrttlup well, when time she commenced to Imprme until all thoo symptoms uhvo iu?nppenrei entirely, nuu une lifls noi nii'i n sii.ii oi inoai nir wunu vine-. it Rives moment pleasure to mko this slnte mvui, so tlmt o'lurs who havo ehllrtron tlmt are 111 nmv know wbrr" to tske them for t-entniont. MKS. CHUtl.Kn It. UKYKMAN, Third street, between Hell und llliinelmrd. Dr. Jordan's olllce is at tho residence of ex-Mayor Y osier, Third and James. Consultations and prescriptions absolute ly free. end for free Iwok explaining the lllsto genctic system. O.U'Tto.w Tho llistogenetic Medicines are sold in but one aiienoy in each town. The label around the bottle bears tho fol lowing inscription: "Dr. J. Eugene Jor dan, llistogonetio Medicine." Every other device is u fraud. A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. Superior to every other known. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard. Delicious Cake r.nd Pastry, Light Flaky Biscuit, Griddle Cakes, Palatable and Wholesome. Ko other baking powder docs such work, i;OR ONE DOU.AK sent us by mail, we villi do I liver, free of ail charees, to Buy person in Ou United States, all the following artlclus earef uljj piloted In n ucat box: One two-ounue bottlo of Pnro VHSolIno...l0 ct. One two-ounce bottle Vawlluo PoniR(le...lB " Ono jar of Vntiollne Cold Cream 15 " One cnlce of Vaseline Camphor Ico 10 " OnecAkoof Vofellne Boap, unsceuted....l0 " Oue cake of Vaseline boaii, (contort 25 14 One two-ounce iottle of White VftoMnc,25 " n U Or for Ump any ulniile artlolo at th price ntmod. If you havo occasion to um Voolint In any form t care lul to accept only cenulne poixU put up by ui Id original p:ickats. A itrwit inuny ilnii'ifkt aro trying tc m rvnade buyera to lute VAHKLIN'K put up by them Ki'UTileUl to nucli iterauuHion, iu thn article U an liulta linn without Talua and will not flto rou the rt'nult yon expect. A bottlo of llluu Hcul Vawllno la sold by ail drrvtfeU at 10 ot uto. Gbesebrougb MTg Co., 24 Stato St., Hew York. 'August Flower 99 There is a gentle Dyspopsla. man at Maldcn-on- the-Hudson, N. Y., named Captain A. G. Pareis, who lias written us a letter in which it is evident that he lias made up his miud concerning some things, and this is what he says: "I have used your preparation called August Flower in my family for seven or eight years. It is con stantly in my house, and we consider it the best remedy for Indigestion, and Constipation,we Indigestion, have ever used or known. My wife is troubled with Dyspepsia, and at times suffers very much after eating. The August Flower, however, re lieves the difficulty. M,y wife fre quently says tome when I am going to town, We are out Constipation of August Flower, and I think you had, better get another bottle. ' I am also troubled with Indigestion, and when ever I am, I take one or two tea spoonfuls before eating, for a day or two, and all trouble is removed," ft K, P. N. U. tio, 81H-8. V, N. U. No. 471 IltlW'S TIITS We nnVr One Hundred Dollars' rfunrd for nny cape of i-hUrrh thai cannot W cured by taking lluii s t jitnrrn cure. K. J. HI'.SKY A CO.. Vroi's., Toledo. l. V. the iimltTslirneil. h.i c klio u J. t'heni i for the lust l.'i veara. nnil ieUee liim tierleetly honorulitc In nil Imsltiess uiuenrttous and tluun I eiiilh able to enrry om in. oblbjratlons minle ly their firm. WKST A I KI AX, Wlioltnale DniinlatH. Tided ). O. 1 WAU'lXtl.KIXSAX v: MAItVIS, W'lioleaiile limmttHta, Toltilo, O. ! Hull's fatarrh Cure la Uiken ititcmnlly, artlne dltvetly tiisui the blHl ami mueoua surfaeea of t the erstem. Tebtlmolilals sent frw. l'riee, T.'k.' , jier Inittle. Sold by all liruirpists. , (treat meu are onl erdlnnrj men with their i hnlr eoinlnii. ! PoKTt.M Now JIam a HoTSt.. Actitifjon I the iiuiicestioii of the Orrijwu'im of tho i presiii: need of a jtrrt-clam, tnoderute- 1 jirieeu noiei, .Messr.1. i line i wui, ine uu jri.ing urojirietora of tho new Katuoud Hotel, hnve tnmtifornied their really ele (liint house into a hotel conducted on the Ainerieiin idan at the rate of $2 and fi.W ner day or i;uroieiin idan at .'O cent! to ?l.r0. 'SpiTial attention will be jmid to families. The new KMitoud is not behind anv btrietlv lirMt-olns hotel on the Coast. ' IK you vMint to sell your business, or do you wiuit'n iwirtner u ith money, or do you wiint n elerk' AVrlte WM.Klts 1U-hi.M? Alkmy, Mln neuiKilIf, Minn. l'fumlrr'i rriToti It onil I'lirtller U the best roiiuily tor thut il'eail disease, d-Mel- i lift, for it regulates tfio lymphftUe systutn nnd ! baa seert!tloa. IndU ll:o aicLliu-.l and rc?ttlta wltcn Sjrttp of Fig3 is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to tlio tnsto, and acts u'luit'.y yet promptly 0:1 iho Kidtieya, Liver and llowuls, cleanses tlio sys torn efiiwtiially, dispels colds, heiid tclies mid levern nnd cures ImlriUi.v lUHiHtipntion ponnuiiontly. For salu 111 fiOoiuid 81 bottles by ull drngj.;i3t3. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO .''1.V FHAHCISCO. CAL, lowsvius, r.r. iv wait. . r. OliI Gold and Hlii.-r ll"iitit; send your nlil O.ild I ud HlUvr hi tuall to the nlit ml niUnlile liouw ot .V (V)Iriniin, 41 Third trwt.Hnn frunclKoo; t wilt nd li rptui ii mull Urn natli. ucoinllnx to uaHay; Utba ainiium U not ithtcUiry, will rvturu pold. I GOOD TIMES For Farmers ! For Everybody! Table Peaches, very fine, per doi .. J2.10 $2.25 Table Plums, " " 1.40 1.60 Table (lrpet. " " . 1.35 1.50 Table Oattlett Pears, " ...2.10 2.25 Table Fruit, assorted, all kinds .. 1.75 1.85- Pie Fruit, assorted, per doi 1.00 1.25 Order by the can, dozen, niho or carload. SIIHS' CASH STORE, 1 41(1- ll 1'rntit Str.iei't, Sun t rum lico. St3 TftLi I'lctnti:, Vauel Bill, mailed fc 4 ccntc. J. F. SMITH & CO., linkers of "Bllo neons," 255 & 257 Greenwich St., N. Y. City. P ISO'S REMEDY FOR CATARRH. Jlcst, liasi put in nan. Olmniifujt lfl,,if tu !,r,n)ilifi(, A euro ia certnin. For Cold It is an Ointment, of to tho nostrils. Pr ico fiOc. mail. Address: 15. T. IFORMvnIRACLl ram mac wi bhe D,id of Try it- in yournexhhouse- m- cleaning A STRUGGLE WITH DIRT Goon on in civilized society from tho cradlo to tho pravo. Dirt ia 1ort datioti nnd dogradation in destruction. Women, ospcoifilly, aro judged br their Jmbits of houBohold clennliii(.BH, and no fitronor condemnation can be cxpreHsed than "nhe koopB a dirty Iioubo and a filthy kitchon." But the struggle with dirt ia often unequal Tho woman's weakness oi tho wortlilcHHiiCKa of tho tioapa alio ukoh iuuko it impoBsiblo to ovorcomo tiis domoc of dirt n By tho use of SAPOLIO oh wino aaaily. Buy Your Own Goods if Your ADVANCE THRESHERS, THE BEST IN AMERICA. Chemlrid Flru KiikIiii nnd KxtiimiiUliera, l'lro IIimu nnd Itoimrtiutrnt Hiiinllii,tteiitii Ijnuiilry Miwliliifry, lliininif ull klmle, llrum HikmU. I'lio und Klttlnti lUncock Jnilrutoiii, MiirJnn Wt.ft lielllnu and IIom, Wreneliui, I.iilirlcnlliiK till", ( luin li, HcIkmiI und I'urm JlolU. KiiKllHundlioJlc; lilNfLmiillh HrlM mul Koriiv'i llui'ulea, Hurrlin, Hjirlnif und Kxpremt Wuuoim, tlio litrtiikl nittjirtiuvltt of I'uru In rurtiuiul lH-uun, wrltu for rlrH, i'or fnrtlier luformatluu cull on or wldrixt Z. T. WRIGHT, Foot of Morrison Strut, PORTUNI, OR. , K How i-t "C7" c33.-2.rt0. CURES LW5V1BAGO. IC'-M OrlMns H., lWi'.i...,:il..Fcb.26, '80. I ii3 eoiifilird to UiCa !.iuo to weckj wlMii In .iiln.'o.but St. Jncol (.i.l en -m1 me j no re t'l.t . WM. A. CiOI-TZE. IAIN. Jl.Y. CUKES ERUSSES. ri uir-vlllr, Mo., Feb. T, lfiW. "St. Jnrotis Oil U witb.mt a pc rforpulus, brubes, nehiM, Ac." I'.cv. T. O. Hawk I'm tor nVptlst Church. CITRSIS SPRAINS. C n. .!i:iti, Cih;o, April S. IStO. I rufuircd :th n i rained nn'.de wlilclr twi'lleil vi n-.ueli. Ti tunl r-"t relief In uso. of St. Jacob O'.l und bhcIIIi t dlr.ppercd. foLLIC HlLKS. 8T. 5AOOB3TOCL Tho Great Remedy For Pain, mmm, mmmt STEZINWAY, Gabler and Pease Planss M-il.ie tlit 1II.it I'umi Mapi, .ml ttc tavctltj oK(ltr r:ar.,w; hII Miutc. lntmuii.Miti: luif lnj pllwl; Urnu rtivk 'if Hhc-t Muck StUWo IUii.. WhUil VU l'jut HUi-jt; MAtTlttAN Ohat i'n CoJI Ulf EEUED CURED TO STAY CURCD. Ilfal iICb Uli We want the name ami ad ilrcssof every fulTucr in the &AOTURf1A V.S ami Canada. AiidrcsA. WO 8 EltVifi P.ErldBj.s,M.ll.l'cfS.T. B KOmU.i IDtTl'.t, liish St.tt McnU tr inii'iv A Hi.l'.lillip. H. P I rotldUCttll Ull -lUl ttl ...... ? , Tl.i II. ,..1 ,t,!a, r.lir 'IHilll lOI'l liirrii-toi iii.ii. tii- ,--,. ....... tlio iiianiiEiinrnl of CbarUn Montcnim r. fc.nl h Vb Ut r.uuflynd U.iniiKiK .Mi-n'a Hotel In Mm fui ot.ioo. Iliimi' omifiirt. cillslin' inn xwlVO, t!fstl4M s.rTli-o, blkliiwt .ilai il'r.l nf riwttbillty .iruuU-ed Hoard anil nmiu Jur lUy M 25 to 00; miifk room, EO mntt to l.W'lr tilxht l-nt? occh to i.n'1 troiu ibn tlotul. LEARN TELEGRAPHY. 2 MV,A mi I vmuu men fi r ii-.il oad oit'ee. It'cnitly leiinuil I'iivsnell. K,i mnnilii nnceint lit sure. AiUbe-s J. c. HKYMOl'K. lli.t'j shiiiR tou Bt'eet, 1'or'lAinI, O:. ODELL TYPEWRITER. Kill' A I. TO ANV JUKI MAdllNK for Spl 111, ('letlll liiipr-sslon, perfeet ulli;nmeiit nnd inn n irt-lilinfj Double ensv (eiipitnl iir.d small letters), 7h illll'ereut I'liurncterH JJO (X) blnt;le eiise ... (ijj S'lirt for eiitalonue. S. DAVIS, Sile Ar.ent l'mirte Poiiht, -I'.'l Mimtitonietj street, Sun rriilieisco. Pnro. M'mhI i ut .Mill An ihi th lu f,o Cnnit. w thi'ittrt t luro uV-iiUirw u.-o ft Ho I, lil.iKrtl.J tlio tlr n niitl i iwi'-nur nt wt hmv oni'M In ruiy loinu Huxttnff A tM( t r llhcf or Ihi'Mi for IV IuiIItIiIuaI trvHliuiitt U r ottur uxx'cnof AH (I'luiiniiilim- tlntufonfldfii ial Wrttvt- I'm i .u mc ink t'., M.ui Vima c.fcfiii, nyloftuiiti. 51r,.liMn s, l.Al.tf 1j TlTiV Al: your dealer for It, or Bund frl'ivo'' .-vaUr l'etaltnna Incubator Co., Pctaliui.i OA. rifrl lithnartnow)M:i4 lcudlne riuiidy lor all bm. uniir.tiirnl (ll.ichan't und prlviitodisi'&si'sdf men. A. uiDiia nut w w certain rum for tin- lfbut mum suliun. tklinic veakneaa pecullLC - u orar n. Vfdonl.tr Xprcscrheltiktirtfeclanfo TntEvN8CHtW"l fio. In n-rommrudlcr It to . v.a.A. .ATiA.J.f!lCSFn,MD.,nir,TOii)Ia. TOl.'ri" t inuAi. ui.uv. GVRB BWt CURE KiEioucncss, sdache malaria. hi tlio J I cud it 1i:ih no equnl. which nnmnll particle in applied Bold by druggists or sent liy HuZKLTINK, Warren &na see. Dealer Dogs Hot Garry Them. PARRY CARTS AND ROAD WAGONS, Rost and Chonpoct In the World. Carts, S15 Up. Wagons, SOD lip. q ir tide? u ir OTflfirNTl AN" MnttflllNK iun- IIHHi BILE i m E5