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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (July 2, 1891)
HE WAS NEAR SIGHTED. Annojniiccs of a Gentleman Who Tried to .Mono Tor n lllumlc-r. Many aro tho social drawbacks attend ant on near sightedncss. There is prob ably no person tints alllicted who has not at soino time cut his best friends and killed possiblo acquaintanceship by fail ing to recognize some ono to whom ho has been recently introduced. A very nervous and sensitive gentle man, who can literally seo little more than "an inch before his nose," says lie has far less to regret from his failures to saluto acquaintances than from his at tempts at atonement after inevitable mistakes. The history of ono morning's blunders may sullico to show the disabil ities under which ho struggles. On tho way down town ho met his sister, whoat once stopped him, exclaim ing," Why, Henry Gilbert, how could you fail to recognize Mrs. Miles? You have just passed her, and 1 suppose sho didn't bow because there wasn't even a gleam of recognition on your face." "Dear, dear! have I actually made such a blunder?" said poor Henry. "And lam particularly anxious to be on good terms with her husband. L?ut they're new comers in town, how could I be ex pected to know her. when I've only seen her twice?" , "On the other hand, sho can't bo ex pected to make allowances for you, not knowing you aro near sighted," said his sister, severely. "Now, Henry, do keep a lookout for people, and try not to inako any more mistakes for twenty-four hours." Henry went on his way with a heavy heart, but when ho entered a horso car that noon, it was with a thrill of elation that he haw Mrs,. Miles established in ono corner. To gain a teat besido her, and begin ingratiating overtures, was the work of an instant. "Good morning," paid tho repentant one, taking olT his hat with moro than ordinary deference. "What a lovely day! I'm sure you've been chopping." Tho lady only looked at him, but her silence hardly surprised her companion, so absorbed was lie in zealous effort. "Ladies are such piivileged beings," ho went on. "Think how charming it is to go about buying silks and ribbons, instead of sitting all day in a stuffy ollico like us humdrum men." Tho lady moved as far from him as convenience would admit, but Btill sho did not speak. "I saw your husband this morning," volunteered Mr. Gilbert. "1 have no husband," sho announced, coldly. IIo looked her full in tho face. "Bless me!" gasped he, "I bcliovo you are not Mrs. Miles after all!" "1 ci rlainly am not." Mr. (JiKirrt apologized, and left tho car at tho next corner. There, faco to face, ho met a lady who looked so familiar that, in pure despair, ho took off his hat to her, only to liu requited by a surprised and distant bow. "That was a mistake, too," groaned ho. "Evidently 1 didn't know her, and sho thinks 1 meant to bo impertinent." IIo rushed on to seek tho shelter of his own walls, and ai ho entered tho gate, a lady passed by on the other sido of tho Btrect. "I declare, Henry, this is too bad!" called his sister, before ho reached tho piazza where hhe was sitting, "you havo actually cut Mr.-. Miles again! Thero sho goes down tho street, and you had all tho chance in the world to bo'w, or even run over to her ami apologize." "Susan," biiid Mr. Gilbert, transfixing her with a desperate glance, "never dare to mention Mrs.Miles' uanio to mo again!" Youth's Companion. TuMul' ltle:il; Stntly. Tho great Russian novelist, Tolstoi, writes in a Btudy as bare, bleak, cold and unadorned as aro thosteppesof his native clime. There u neither carpet on the floor nor draperies in tho window, nor flowers, nor paintings, nor bric-a-brac. Thoro is scarcely even any furniture an old lounge, pushed against ono wall, an immense table in a hopeless litter of papers, periodicals, manuscripts and books of reference, near it a chair, and in an opposite corner a second table, also covered with pamphlets, but theso as sorted and arranged in piles. Tho room is divided into two compartments by an unpainted wooden partition which runs half way up to the ceiling anil from which depend two wooden rakes used by Tolstoi in his garden, and in tho cor ner stands a wooden spade abovo it. hanging from Mme wooden pegs, Tol stoi's great, ciiikhI overcoat. Evidently tho famous writer plunges so deeply into tho subject of his writings as to bo ob livious of his surroundings. Pittsburg Commercial. Henry Irvlns'n Supper. A desire to bco more closely tho num who has given us such pleasure is natural and excusable. So much may bo urged in excuso for tho numbers that often be 6iego tho stage door of tho Lyceum, their object being a nearer sight and perhaps a word from tho hero or heroine of the evening. "Oh, Miss Terry, it is eo kind of you to speak to us! Wo do ndiuiro you so! We havo been waiting to long! When do you think that Mr. Irving is likely to lcavo tho theatre?" "That is moro than I can sap, I don't think ho has Iwgun his supper yet." "Oh, do toll us what ho has for sup per!" 6aid a shrill voice. "Well," said naughty Miss Terry, very gravely, "let mo see. To-night well, to-night, I think it id tripe and onions." Tripo and onions! Churloa I, after hid pathetic parting with hU ohildron whon teara coursed oach othor down hia faco eating tripo and onions! Frith'a Remi niscences. I'rccuiitioii. First Deacon llnvo you over hoard tho Rev. Mr. Goodman, who oxchangoa pulpits with our pastor today? Second Deawm No. Pint DaaoonvVcll, I havo. I think. Drothor I'n&AlM&UeK w'd bUr vary our rogulur custom tlm morning and Uk up tho collection Ixrfuiu tho wrnioii. Chicago Tribuno, AT CASTLK UAIIDKN. SCENES ABOUT THE GREATEST DOORWAY IN THE WORLD. rtio Portal llnoii-li Which Million Kilter tlm fulled Mute linn tho Now C(iincr Iioli mill Act II Wii Hero Hint Jenny 1,1ml S.iiir Venrs As. The old Castle Garden building is not a pretty ona. It is simply an old fash ioned round stone fort, from which the implements of war havo been missing some lorty years, and in their place are a few railings dividing the floor into largo cribs or pens into which the emi grants are herded almost liko cattle. Dut it is an amazingly interesting build ing. In itself it carries the mind back to the revolutionary period, when the city was in its babyhood a little village clustering around the Mattery. Then one recollects that after this it was a fashion able gathering place, a sort of opera houfM'. the one in which Jenny Linil sang when she was hero. After that the in terest in the old building ceased to be local, and has become almost universal rather than national, for winding through its single great apartment from the boats on tho river side to the gates that face the park has passed a flood of men and women from every civilized land, num bering 8,000.000 souls, and building up our population by a method unprecedent ed in the world's history. SCANNING A SHU'S t.OAI). Two ship loads of greenhorns were filing into tho old fort as I stood looking on into the llrst pens from boats that had brought them from ships lying out in the harbor. Down the bay the health officers hadassured themselves that there were no contagious diseases aboard, but at the water gate of tho Castlo were other doctors who narrowly scanned every emigrant as he or she lauded, and who every now and then touched ono on tho shoulder and bade him stand aside. It was their business to discover any such severe sufferers from illness as might seem to be unable to make their own way in this country, all cripples anil whatever young girls might happen along who appeared to bo on the verge of motherhood without tho accompani ment of husbands. Theso amount to very many every year. All such were afterward closely questioned, and unless thero was somebody to guaranteo that they should not become a charge upon tho public they were sent hack to Europe by the steamer lines that brought them, at no charge to them or tho authorities, because it is the duty of tho steamship people to scrutinize all who apply for passage on the other side and to refuse) to bring emigrants of this sort. These people wero all waiting their turn to give their name, age, birthplace and destination for the clerks to put on record in the big books of tho garden. While they waited they smoked their pipes, nursed their babies, bought un palatable looking repasts tit provision counters, washed and tidied themselves, sprawled out on the benches and slept, and bo were obliged to spend tho greater part of tho day until the boats from tho railroad depots should como up in tho afternoon to take them up town or over to Jersey, and thence into the rapacious maw of the great west. Somo of them had their money changed by brokers ap pointed for the purpose, who doubtless make a great deal of profit, but are under bonds to charge no more than Wall street rates of commission, and to chango tho single silver piece of the poorest Italian woman at the samo rate as tho $1,000 of ono of the well to do. I'ltOTUCTTU I'UOM SIIAKl'l'KS. The only money tho emigrants can part with in the garden now must go for provisions or railroad tickets or to tho very enterprising barber who has a shop thero and seems in much demand. His signs aro peculiar. They aro in German, and they announce "Hazoring, fifteen cents: head washing, twenty cents." The bigns of tho provision dealers show that loaves of rye bread fetch fifteen cents, or other bread ten cents; that cheeso goes for twenty cents a pound, and that tho other articles in strong demand aro ham, pumpornickci, lager beer and pie, all of which aro sold at rates proportionate to tho prices given above. Doubtless there is a good deal of swindling and extortion practiced among tho landlords who keep tho emigrants' boarding house in tho streets all around Castlo Garden, but it is tho emigrant's fault if lie suffers very badly, for a great many of theso places aro licensed, are reasonably well conducted, and aro re sponsible for tho manner in which they treat their guests. But this is a very wicked city, and down about the Mattery is a very wicked part of it, so that, even if an emigrant manages to get into a gooil houso where ho is not charged moro than twice uu much as ho ought to be, ho cannot safely venturo a half u block away from his lodgingfl without being ap proached by some of the boldest and most plausiblo and most ingenious ras cals in town, u ho make it a business to livo upon these people. Tho best plan, after all, is for the emigrant not to leave Castlo Garden ut all, but follow the routino course of tho majority of his fellow passengers, and start away by railroad, with his tickets looked after ami his baggage carried free, on the afternoon of the day ho lands. Julian Ralph in Pittsburg Bulletin. Wuntrd II In lather to ICnoir. It was at Tonquin Tho young Count doT , who was serving as a private in a light . infantry regiment, had Ida skull fractured by a bullut during uu en gagement with tho Black Flags. IIo was taken up for dead, and removed to the ambulance. "IIo won't recover," said tho surgeon major; "ono onu sou tho brain." At thu word tho patient suddenly ojKmod both hid uyon. 'You can too my bruin?" ho askotl. "I Utfccgh you, major, writ ut oneo to prlso my fattier of (1m fact; ho mado ma join tho unity Iwmuiwj Ii pretundwl I liad no brains." ban Fianolseo Aru nuut. CARLETON ON FLIES. Eilmn-stlvo 1 1 ' n (incut of Their Teen liiuitlc. A fly Is mode-' iiul iiniis-uniing. He may ho able to twist . legs into hard knots, go to sleep iqido (Um u, waltz in tniilnir, niniiitnin ono steady lino of upronriou conduct for thirty-four days without drawing tirenUi and lerfoiiii other incredible, feats of endnrnnco and dexterity, yet he never blows nlioiit tiny thing except n steak. Ho never obtrudes nn opinion. However deep hU conviction on nu v subject ho only specks so never is cer tain. 1 nwoko the other morning at, daybreak. I had wrapped the drai cry of my couch about nit) at 3 a. in., and hml contemplated sleeping tuoiv than nn hour, but just as morn drew the astral tnpestry and Cyius Field's milk wagon juried tlio perfumed Mleiices of Cm mercy park, 1 emerged front tlio glory t issued canopy of my cluldixh dreams greeted by three buo3ant nnd companionable flics. Tlio oldest nnd most delilierato fly had ns ceudedtotho summit erected by my knees, and was still encaged in personol adornment. He gavo his goggles n careful polish with his foro legs, balanced hinv-elf on hi-, middle legs, braided his hind legs and unraveled tbem again with amazing rapidity. Then he gave himself u brisk rubbing down nil over and cracked his heels in a sudden nnd ribald man ner. IIo lifted his wings and scoured their interior with tho ball of his toes, tied his cen tral legs into a hard knot, untied them, cur ried himself gently on tho sido and indulged his head in a dry shampoo. Having limbered up by tliis massage, ho tried his buzz, found it satisfactory, vaulted lightly into tho nil nnd took u musical turn about tho room, in serting himself in my left ear at full speed, and dodging out with n mocking laugh just in the nick of time. Fly paper is a mean invention which does grievous injury to tho tender and conllding nature of a lly. Being moist and soft and sticky, it nppenls to him ns being something good to eat. Alighting he gets ono foot mired nnd doesn't like it. Nothing but com plete freedom of movement satisiles an American lly. IIo beats tho nil with his wings nnd I nils to get loose. A happy thought strikes him. Ho uses tho other hind leg to pry out the first, nnd gets thnt into trouble. Tin? a ho thinks if ho puts down his two middle legs and pushes real hard, something will break loose. Tho ex periment is a failure. Ho then yells for help, nnd other flies como to his rescue. They inter lnco legs nnd pull, but find tho fly still fast. Then they roll him over on his back, thinking ho mny slide ensier in that position, but ho is anchored firmer than ever. Then they nsk him to remain just where ho is until after luncheon, nnd not get stuck up any more, und promise to wuiu until they will como back, nnd then they go off nnd forget nil nbout him. Ho remains, feebly gesticulating with his two remaining legs, anil finally gets tired and abandons himself to death. Sub sequently tho paper is thrown into tho back yard, where a tomcnt steps on it, and it t tikes him a week to comb tho flies nnd pitch out of his fur. A correctly built fly has 19,031 eyes, but ho is lucking in foresight. During n prosperous senbon ho will lay in a stock of 4,000,000 chil dren, and yet not, if ho cnu help it, will ho lenvo them even so small u legacy ns a piece of pie. I earnestly trust that the oblo paper to bo printed by tlio Itoynl society will do justice to tho beautiful, homo liko and trustful dis position of the fly. I havo often tried to do flies justice, but my cfTorts, combined with n wet towel, have always failed. Flies havo always taken a deep interest in even tho smallest things I do. As I write, ono lly is going over tho page carefully for omissions in punctuation; four others nre assisting tho flow of ideas by whispering con fidingly in my ear nnd playing tag on top of my head; a fifth is balanced on tho butt of my pen. enjoying tho t.low rido across tho lines and tho occasional excursions to tho ink stand, and tho rest havo discovered a bottlo belonging to the oflleo boy, nud aro deep in tho cross eyed joys of a carouse. Henry Guy Cnrletou in Now York World. Ills Oratory tVus Appreciated. Whilo Senator Harris was speaking at Cyntuiana tho other day, a half intoxicated Irishman, who had crawled up on tho rear of tho platform, interrupted him scvoral times with leinnrks that wcro not (juito in telligible Finally Mr. ILii-rli turned to tho innu and said: "Fleaso don't interrupt me, my friend. I nm not much used to public- speaking, and if you want to talk I'll havo to quit." "Bless yezl" said tho Irishman, "it's notnfter intcrruptin' yo I am. I'm only upprovin' of what yo say. Faith, and I didn't know it was in yez to do ns well its yer doin'." Tho senator from Madison was completely knocked out by this speech, but ho bowed his thanks to tho Hibernian, and joined heartily in tho laughter which tho hitter's response had caused. Louisville Courier-Journal. Cuto I.lttlo Johnny. A lady on Woodward aveuuo has a Httlo boy who Is inclined to frecklo nnd has been told to keep on his hat when out in tho sun. Last week sho engaged a scrvunt whoso fnce is quite roughened with smallpox. Robbie looked at her very closely and then feuld to his mother; "It's too bad, ain't it. mammaF1 "Whut's too bndr said his mother. "Thut her didn't keep on her hat." His mother was puzzled and told: "Why should Mary keep on her hatP' "Cuuso tho sun's jammed all her freckles In." Detroit Tribune. A Gent In Hint. Omaha Husband Tho thcatro will bo half over before wo get started. Young Wife Well, I can't get these gloves buttoned. "Don't seo why you should be slow and awkward uboutn common thing liko thnt." "I never had a chance to practice before." "Nonsense. Never had it oliunco to prac tice P "No, thero wore tdwnys plenty of young men urouml to do tlwtfor me, you know, dear." Oinnlia World. A Ni;ru ('prl.lnir In 1'ltUuuri;, "There won a iMvru ujrWiitf on Wyli street ttiii iitoriiinK," oinurlml tho Judge, "Win t Inner" tukwl Uut liwjor. "Ym, ut JMt I upKJM Uwnt was, for 01 I rainudovvii I lnl u colurwl viiwii nufiuiii Vo thar, U.oitf Wtt-bliigloll HltuW.Cf you don't K-t right up u W"'i B iw hn-irun.' ' J'UUburtf C'biui.iclo-Tvltruj.k. ;HT i 17-1".' ii ii i U . - AjrrhLi. 1111 lw MAN Kl.SH.Mlll.KS IllS UOU In Notlilnic "-in Much ns In Polnu (looil tit UN I'fllnw Mini. Twomv, Wash.. June 1, 1S1M. r... h:..fonlnn.&itttlr, HimH PkahSik: 1 have been hiking your medicine scum weeks, and it gives me the gn .nest pleasure to tell you ami every one cl-e who will lis ten ho'w much koimI they have done me. When 1 think of what 1 have siillered and how many doctors have tried their skill on mo to no eurthlv good, how they have tilled me with morphine, chloral and other poi sons until 1 was nearly entry, and how many hundrcdsof dollars niv poor husband has paid out in the hist three years before we heard of your wonderful cures, I am as tonished to see myself to-day able to go nil over the city, tthlo' to do my housework and after a huny day to lie down and have a whole night's good sleep. Dear Doctor, my hu slniiul and 1 arc very thankful to you lor what your medicines hnvedotie for me. Mts. .1 im l.ovsn W.K. 2101 Pacific avenue, Kooin 21. K ITTI K. Wlisll . Jlllie V. IM'I Our baby wsi very Kick, suit wo tried seieral physlelsns In tow it. None ot them seenv d to keow what the nihtter wn. she eonMn't stand: couldn't play; It dllllcilll for her to Ret lier bit-nth: she nnd elnkuu spill- from the time he whs I months oltl: would i hoke e cry live minutes during the night. iid , silbjed In convulsions and lniispular contra'-tioti We hsil nhoil' tdvell up Impc of her K- ttlnj well, when wo look bur to I r JomIiiii. and in a prv short tune he comment ed to Improve until all tli-te sympto'i's bnve ilfmppesretl i trlr.'iy. and she has not hud a stun of them for ome time It ifivis me Kre-1 pleasure to make ttils state ment, so that others w ho have elilb'tcu f'a- are 111 mav know w here to Ink" them for t'oatiiH at MliS. I'llAltl.KS I!. ltUYl'M N Thl.tl street, between Hell ami Ilium Intra Dr. .Ionian's ollico is at the residence of ex- Mayor Yesler, Third and .lames. Consultations and prosoriptionsahsoluti -ly fret. " .end for free book explaining the llisto genetic. system. Cm'Tiiix. Tho llistogenetic Medicines art sold in but one agency in each town. The label around the bottle bears the fol lowing inscription: "Dr. J. Kugcno Jor dan, Histogenetic Medicine." Kvory other device is a fraud. You can't fool with n live elietrie wire. It Is always in dead earnest. KUVTITKK AMI IMt.KH Vlllttil). We positively euro rupture and all rectal dis eases without pain or detention from business. No cure, no pay; and no pay until cured. Ad dress for pamphlet Drs. rortortleld ,"c Ixsty, ss Market ctreet. Han Francisco. The tlitht w ns a draw when It drew a clnus lull i f people Thy Cii ntr. for br akfust. A Pure Cream of Tartar Powder. Superior to every other known. Used in Millions of Homes 40 Years the Standard. Delicious Cake and Pastry, Light Flaky Biscuit, Griddle Cakes, Palatable and Wholesome. No other baking powder docs such work. ForThroat and Lungs " r have been ill for Homorrhago " about five years, "have had the best Fl vo Years. ' ' medical a d vice, "and I took the first " dose in some doubt. This result "edin a feu hours easy sleep. There ' ' was no further hemorrhage till next "day, when I had a slight attack " which stopped almost imuiediate "ly. By the third day all trace of "blood had disappeared and I had "recovered much strength. The "fourth day I sat up in bed and ate " my dinner, the first solid food for "two months. Since that time I "have gradually gotten better and "am now able to move about the " house. My death was daily ex "'pected and my recovery has been "a great surprise to my friends and "the doctor. There can be no doubt "about the effect of German Syrup, "as I had nn attack just previous to "its use. The only relief was after " the first dose." J.R. I,oucnimAi, Adelaide, Australia. 4$ LEARN TELEGRAPHY. Z M!25JIA want you iik muii for ihIIiiihiI olllcea. It eatlly learned. 1'ayn well- Mincem anil advancement mre. Addreiw J. C. rSKYMOUK, KM' Wakhlug ton Hlreet. 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Ih-Ihk a constitutional disease, requires a coniltuiiotml treatment Hall's catar-h Cure Is ta ell Internally, actltis directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of tlio sjsteiii. thereby (testrtt) Iiik the foundation of the disease and eivIiik the patient Mri iiRtli by Imlldlni: up the comtltti Ion and assisting; na ture In doiin; Us work. The proprietors have so much faltti fn Its curative tinner that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any cas that It fails to cure. Send for list of te-tlmnnlals Addreaf !'. J. ClIKN'hY .t CO., Toledo, O. &- Sold by DniKKlsts, ;se. she mav jump over the moon. A cow at Keti nett ate pint of a ilyuamltc stlt k. c-NsiMrTioN stutm.v iTitt:n. To tiik KntTOR: 1'lease Inform your readers that f have a positive remedy for the aliote liamed dlsiase. lly Its timely tt'e thousands of hopeless rase liavs been permanently cured. I shall be irlad to send two bottles of my remedy tree to any of our readers who have eonnmp tfon if they will send mo their express ami post oltlre address. Kespcct fully, T. A. ril.OCl'M, M. (, 181 l'earl street. Now York. Use Knamellno stove l'olishi tin dust, no smill. lav Both tlio method nnd results when Syrup of Figs ia taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to tho tasto, and acta gently yet promptly on tlio Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses tho sys tem cfleetually, dispels colds, head ichi's and fevers and cures lmbittu'l eonstipation ponnanently. For salo in 50c and $1 bottles by till druggists. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRAKCISCO. CAL. LOUISVILLE, KY. AflV YORK. .V.f. For Farmers! For Everybody! Table Peaches, very tine, per dor $2.10 $2.25 Table Plums, " " 1.40 1.60 Table Crapes. " " . 1.35 1.50 Table Bartlett Pears. " 2.10 2.25 Tablo Fruit, assorted, all kinds 1.75 1.86 Pie Fruit, assorted, per doz .. . . 1.00 1.25 Order by tho can, dozen, case or carload. SMITH'S GUSH STORE, III) I IK Front Street, Hun Fninrlsco. WANTED Tho addresses of all toTdlera who crv 1 nicDCi hnmtsteatkd a less number of aui.uit-.K-3 HcroHthan 160 nnd mado final UniUCOTCiinO l'roof on tho samo 'icforo June IfUmtoltAUO, 1071. W. K. MOSKH, P. O. box Tiki. Hi nver. Colo. Mention this iiHiier. Fresno and Tulare Lands. Home on easy terms In the Level Orchard I and ( olouy. Two canals throiiKli tlio trset. T Tina, 1 per cent down, balance on flv yiarN line. Our lands aro adapted to t'io O-anjiO, Halsin and Doclduous Kruita. Anidy to It. T. CI It I I s:, Itccilley, I'icmoo County, 'iil. Best in the World! Get the Genuine! Sold Everywhere! WALTER A. WOOD lowers, Binders & Bakes. BEST IN THE WORLD. Handsome tataloirno and prices mailed freo. Adurofch WALTER A. WOOD, President. 70 riont "trout, I'orlliinil, or. This Picture, Panel bIzs, maflod for ccnta J. F. SMITH & CO., Malcers of " Bllo Beans," 255 L 257 Greenwich St., N. Y. City. GOOD TilES HestCoUKli Mcdicino. Jtecoiniiiciulcd by I'hyaicinns. Cures when) nil clso fails. I'lcasant and ngreenlilo to tho tasto. Children take it without objection, lly druggists. Ciiichester-s English. THE ORIQINAL AND GENUINE I.mitf. iik Irurlkl for CkUkttr't Uuxmi LmI Mlih SAum riLlui 'I'iiLm mi AW pllli in tikiutunr-i tntifi, lit)t wrM 4, In ittup4 fur triuulr i, uiilmouUIi. 10.0011 TestlaionlftU. A'dMi tSivr, Huld by mU J.ocul IrrugtflaU. '-Thrirf is a. result's from cleanliness arid aTI--' mm IMsasolid c&Re .'iToj-scouring soa.pt Try iHnyournexh house-cleaning ond behopfy OHEAP COMFORT Can ba secured by tho small investment in am cake of SjWOLIO when yon havo a houso or kilvhen to dean. From llto paint to tho potx and pan.i, and Including ih ivimluwH and hnrn, it, in tho vovy Imt Jalmtvlni imp for 'owuring and cleaning," MU Qrwm M U, 1 jz (yticura T.n'KKY HI MOK OF11IK SKIN AND hi AM Vj of Infancy and childhood, whether tortur inif, dtsnrturim;, ltrhInK,buml!iK,si'Bly, crusted, ltlmplx or blotchy, with loss of hair, and ovfrr luipurlly of tho l.lootl, whether simple, scrofu lous or hereditary, 1 speedily, pcrmnnentlv and economUally cured by the ("i tkiim Kr.MKmEs, consisting of ClTiifiiA. the trrrat skin ewe. t'r Tiiriu SoAr.au exquisite skin piirlflcrandbcau tltler, and Ci tk rn. Hksoia kst. Hie mi, blocol and skin purifier and reatet of humor reme dle, when the lost phshians and all other remedies fall. I'areiits. ave your children ears of mental and i.h steal Mitleriiie. l'ejsin now. iviaya are dangerous, cure mado in chlliJliooU aro permanent. Sold everwl. re. I'rlro. Ci tii tb . rV : -. r, 2.V; UKHoi.vPNt, 1. I'rcpareil by Potter IiniK and Cliemlc n 1 rori-oratlon. Boston. Mas. Send for How to Cure klu and Wood P' eases." ftV Hai - skin and si nip piuitiid mid 1HC SJF In nntiiiLd li i 1 rn 1 it.t--i)Al' Aa - Ki'lUi v 1 in---. ! in cUV " 1 1 - 1 ti .1 1, '1, vi. 1 13. it e' . ,1 1 ' ii1 k 11 ' Ki'ln. 1 ut'1-. !n. !. a. he an-i i!-ui 'l'.ar 1 ui on - tin.' ite ho MI l'US 1 ASTKI! -VJ nn r. i ilpt ui this simill umonnt we ship F O, b -uu hianelsco -OK- FIflE and PURE Wlf.ES, (.UNM-llMi K 12 Quart Bottles White. 12 Quart Dottles Clarot. (live tib 11 trial Si 2IO California Street, Snn Francisco, Cnl. Season Opens for Trout a ' jM av -325- TACKLE: 33 , , o H D ' ; eg H. T. HUDSON ," 03 Flnt Street, Vortliuid, Or., niALr.n in ARMS, REVOLVERS & SPORTSMEN'S GOODS. Bend for now Illustrated catalogue. 1)ltOO)tl,Yj IIOTI-.I.. Itiuh Ht., bet. Mont J Komiry k HaiiMinie, Si. 1'.; conducted 1111 lioth tho I'liropfiin and American plan. IliU lliitcl la under thu riiatiaai inont of Oniric .Mnntiromrrj anil In tho licit Fuiuily unit 1Iii.1iuh Mi'u'h Hotel In Han Fma claoo. Home cuinfurtK, ciiliJne uinicvllcil. tl rut-claim Bi-rvlcc, IiIuIichI etunitaril of rccctalillltr Guaranteed. Hoard uml room per iluy, to i'2 00; single room, 60 rent to it. UO pur ultlit. Krea coach to and from tho Hotel. VASE LIKE. i;OK ONK DOIil.AH sent us by mall, wo will do I liver, fiee of all charges, to Riiy person In tho United ntutes, all the following articles carefully packed In a neat hi:: Ono two-ounce bottle of Pure Vaseline 10 ct. One two-ounce- bottle Vafolino Pomade 15 ' One Jar of Vaseline Cold Cream .. . 1ft ' Ouueakuof ViincIIho Camphor Ice 10" One dike of Vim-lino i-'oaji, uiifiPentcd 10 " One rake) of Vurollno Soup, weuted i!5 " One twn-ouncu bottlo of White Viiiellno.Z'i " U Or for etn)p any IiikI article nt the price uamed. Jf you liaie occa'Iiiii to iiho Vasi'llne tu any form bo careful to accept enly xrniiluo good put up byiu la original p.-icl,u.en. A L'nat many ilruglAia ore trrlnfi to ii-muaiit) till) cm i iuko vioi.i.iir, pui. up vj lunzi. Muver lulil tu inch ocrtuiu'luii. t the article t an Irnl. tiitlnii ivIiliniiL v.iliiu uml -n ill imt irlvo vou the remit ou I expect Almtltu of lllue Be.il VuM-Hno U xold by all . ili-Li'idata at 10 Luuto Cliesebrough M'f'g Co.,24 State St.,New York. Sl' TAKE IT W.PrUKfDER'S. htm f wtvi "i'- wyvu t lma-r' Oregon Blood Purifier. -CURE J.KIDUFYcVUVfR DIGEA3C3 DYSHEPSIA. jy f 5 E oTriic; andsmii nisrAscs A ?miH-J AuAUHr COSTTIVttirSS ifcl-t.drm-. CURE Biliousness, Sick Headache, Malaria. BILE BEANS. Red Cross W diamond brand Th uulv Hufcu Hur-r. n4 rttiabl Pill tor ttU. KnaiUh ttUmond JJranJ la Ilrtl 0I Oold lueUUto utlifi Llud. RifMt hubttitutUn arul Initiation ra,ar0lufitrt?ruuarounterr-lt. Al PruifUU.er ttA tnt HilTcf fur Iiiil I , in letur, by return Mall CHiCHcsTKn Chemical 9;.. si?Pr;" "r good revenue SAP0LI0:- Woiffsohn Vineyard LQmp'y: April 1st IrH CP 1 V