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The Oregon Scout .Jones & CHANOEY Publishers, UNION, OREGON. LUCI3. ' Falrl.ticls' love I.iicln! Your grave linn grown green; Tho mm ncems to lo e It, Tho usli wee above it, lln daffodil springs wlicro tho snowdrop hai been. Luclsl iiwcct I.ucisl Your graru ban growii green. Lost I.ucisl dead I.ncial I stand by your cross. Do uhlto wings and glory Remember love's story 1 f, lQd Infinite gain does your roiiI feel loaf I.ucisl my I.ucinl Your crown lit my cross. White l.uclsl Halnt Lucia! You had a warm heart That beat high la past time, When I limned you last time. 2Iu tho Angel of Death set the two thing part I.ucisl Ah, l.uclsl Your soul and my heart Tlie Old Fashioned Way. "John, " sho said, as sho toyed with ono of his coat buttotiB, "this Is leap year, isn't it?" "Yes, Mamie," ho answered, as he looked fondly down on tho golden head that was pillowed on his manly Iwsorn. "Tliis is tho year when the proposing is dono by tho young ladies?" "Yes." "I hopo you don't expect mo to pro pose to you?" "Why, Mamie, dear, I never gave the matter a thought I er to tell tho truth, I'vo only known you for that is to nay" "I'm glad you didn't expect mo to propose. I'm not tiiat kind, I hope. No, John, dearest. I couldn't be so imprudent. I am going to let you do tho proposing yourself in iho old fushioned way. The old fashioned way is good enough for mo." And tho gcntlo maiden gave her lover a beaming Biuilo, and tho youth rejoiced that ho had found such a treasure of modesty. Boston Courier. N To Keep Chicken Tlilorxe Awny. Well, a gooso is just tho lxt thing modo yet when it comes to watching a chicken roost. Tliero isn't n chicken thief in this state so fly that a goose won't squawk on him every timo. Why, any of tljeso professional chicken thieves will not go near a roost whero thoy know a gooso is kept with tho chickens. Itisngamo thoy can't beat. Tho only tiling that can get away with a gooso ii u fox. Ho'll play dead; and tho bird, which l'aa moro curiosity than anything Utat walks, will coino up to sen what' tho matter. Then it loses a life in tho jmrsuit of knowledge. But tho chicken thief ain't foxy enough by a long bhot. Oakland Tribune. ' A Marrying Itnre. In Turkoy everybody marries young, nnd, ono might, perhaps, bo permitted to iidd, those who can afford it marry often. Such n thing as an old maid is unknown among the Turks. They aro a marrying nice, nnd as a general thing tho girls aro uiarriod otT by tho timo thoy reach their teens, and often a year or two before. A Turk may possibly fall in lovo with his wifo after murriago, but it wouldn't ho very easy for his affections to antedato this ceremony, for the first timo ho over W'U oyes on her faco is in tho nuptial chamler, after the wedding guest lwve retired. Thomas Stovens. The Vice of Orer Feeding. V .1 I - l II .1 . ' 11 1110 jicopio uuk us wen us iney ao on tho unceasing amount of rich food which thoy absorb in London, how ad mirably would they talk if thoy would only cat loss! It is marvelous that any wit at all remains In England under the lsily burden of unceasing food with which men and women pleaso their pai nt, and generate in themselves urio ncid nnd nutritive plethora. Sir Henry Thompson preaches In vain to a deaf gen-t-rution, and it is with our world, as with the world of Eccleslastes, "by surfeiting nuuiv perish." "Ouida" in Woman's World. Hot IVutrr for Ivy I'oWoiiIng, Let mo add my testimony to that of Mr. John Burroughs as to tho olllonoy of hot water in curing tho poison by ivy. Tho best way of applying it is to keep a spirit lamp under tho tin containing the water, and apply tho water as hot as the tdiin will bear. Tho sensation of relief fixim tho intolerable itching is so imme diate and bo complete that it is almost worth while to bo X)isoncd by ivv to ex jorienco It. Willlatn C. Church in Sci entific American. Mountain Air. Hnrloin landlord (showing tenth floor of flat) Tho present occupants of the flat, air, givo it up tho first of May and will send tho summer at tho Whit "Mountains. Possible tenant Yes, I suppose when ono gets acclimated to mountain air he wants it nil tho year round. Now York Hun. A Valuable Curiosity. Countryman (In museum) "Did that otick belong to George Washington, mister?" ILcplanatory ofliclal (Impressively) "No, sir; that is tho cane that killed JVbel." Coutrynian "Gosh, yo don't say sot" Tho Kpoch. International I'ustnge Ntaiup. Tbo introduction of an international estago stamp, which has been advo cated by curtain Qonnan newspajwra, would Ixj u boon greatly appreciated Ujr tho puhlio. Indeed, the only wonder Is, in theso days of rapid progress, that the suggestion has not been mudu before, Home Journal. A blacksmith in Lowlston, Me., to making money by hammering out iron nnd eteel finger rings, for which he finds a imdy tle a fifty cents each. Ha' war--rants them to cure rhoumatkm, Electricity Is being used to purify sew age. It produces a chemical change by whloh the solid matter conies to the ur turn and pure water flows off. Climbing Cp tho Rli. I am not certain whether it pays or not to go up on the Rigi. When tho weather is clear you can see three moun tain ranges all snow capjcd, 12 or 13 lakes, 17 towns and cities, 40 villages, CO odd glaciers, nnd this in a circumferenco of about 800 miles. Glorious, I admit, but oh! tho discomfort of the descent ngainl It takes longer to come down than it does to go up, and passengers nro jerked, jerked, jerked from apex to baso 60 rudely that lifo is no longer n pleasure ero we have reached Vitznau again. Out on such cogwheel contrivances for hu man torture, say I; tho old fashioned dil igences may have been slow nnd cruel, but they were Pullmans alongsido of these new fangled cars. Four years ago I climbed tho Rigi, mero child's play after doing Pilatus, and I havo not grown much older since I said I would climb it ngain nnd I did 60 day beforo yesterday. It was a warm after noon. Not a breath of air, and the sun shining full on mo for half tho distance. By half-past 7 o'clock I had reached tho kulm or highest jwint, nnd there I throw myBelf on tho earth nnd saw tho sun go down. Then I liad my feet nnd legs well rubbed with liniment, meanwhile eating dinner, and then I went to bed to bo called early enough to sec that samo Run riso again. Tho Rigi Kuhn is tho best place I know of to observe tho splen did ruddy glow that comes over tho great Alpino jcnks at tho rising and setting of tho sun. Unfortunntely these effects of light do not last long, but they aro mar velously beautiful. Night beforo last ns tho sun went down it becamo first yel low, then dark red and in an instant everything touched by its dying rays as sumed tho samo ruddy tint. This lasted for n couplo of minutes after the sun had entirely disappeared, nnd then suddenly everything turned black and lol tho stars wen) shining. Henry Hnynio in New Orleans Picayune. No Chances Against Gambler. In 18-10 that famous magician, Robert Houdin, was requested by tho judgo of instruction of tho tribunal of tho Seino to examine nnd verify tho genuineness of ICO packs of cards which had been seized in tho possession of a man who enjoyed anything but n savory reputation. A peculiarity of tho cards was that they wero perfectly while, and it was impos sible to detect tho least proof of their having been tampered with or to find tho slightest mark upon them. Over his work Houdin spent a fortnight, now in specting them with tho unaided eye, again by means of superior lens. Every individual card of tho 150 packs was in spected again nnd again. Ho was giving up his work in despair, when, of u sud den, close to tho corner of ono of them, ho perceived a dullish spot. Looking at it closer tho spot disappeared, but holding it at n distanco from him tho spot re appeared. Following up this clew, ho ascertained that on every card thero ex isted n spot which, according to its posi tion on tho card, indicated tho suit and tho value of tho card. Ho pursued tho subject further, for tho puriK)se of ascertaining whether a person who plays for amusement only has tho slightest chanco of winning with a person who plays only to live. Tho conclusion ho arrived at .was that thero is no such supposed favorable chanco, nnd that tho amount of tho non-professional's losses is limited only by tho mag nanimity of tho professional. Boston Herald, Favorite IlevorugfB In Tenia. Tho great boverngo in Persia is sher bet, which is plentifully supplied, und of which tliero aro many varieties from tho bowl of water with a squeezo of lemon to tho clear, concentrated juice of any sort of fruit to which water is added to diluto it. Tho preparation of sherbet, which is done with tho greatest care, is a very important point in so thirsty a country ns Persia, and ono to which much timo is devoted. It may bo cither expressed from tho juico of fruit freshly gathered or from tho presorved extract of jwinegrnnates, cherries or lemons mixed with sugar and submitted to a certain degree of heat to preservo it for winter consumption. Another sherbet much drank is called guznng ebben. It is made from tho honey of the tamarisk treo. This honey is not tho work of tho bee, but is made by n smnll insect living under tho leaves of tho shrub. During tho mouths of August and September tho Insect is col lected nnd tho honey is preserved. When used for bhcrbet it is mixed with vinegar, nnd, although not so delicious as that made from fruit, it makes an ex cellent beverage. Only among tho rich nnd fashionable nro glasses used. In all other ctises sher bet is served in china bowls and drank from deep wooden spoons carved in pear wood. Youth's Companion. Damn Facts About Honey. Starch and sugar when eaten undergo a digestive change loforo thoy are assim ilated, In honey this change has been mado to a considerable extent by tho bees. It is ivntly digested, easy of as similation und concentrated, nnd fur nishes tho same element of nutrition us sugar and starch imparts warmth and energy. As a medicine honey has great voluo and many Ubos. It is excellent in most lung nnd throat affections, nnd is often used with great benefit in placo of coil liver oil. Occasionally thero is a person with whom it does not ngre but tnot leoplo can learn to uso it with beneficial results. Children, who havo moro na tural appetites, generally prefer it to but ter. Honey is a laxative and todative, and in diseases of the bladder and kid neys it is an excellent remedy. It has much tho same effect as wino or stimu lants, without their injurious effects, and is unequalcd in mend and harvest drinks. As an external application it is irritating when clear and soothing when diluted. In many places it is much annroclated as a remedy for croup and colds. In pre serving fruit, the formio acid it contains makes n better preservative than 6Ugar syrup, nnd it is also used in cooking and confectionery, American Boo Journal. Tho Now Zealand government is ad vertising for qualified pcreons acquainted with tho best (systems of dairy farming, and competent to instruct dairy farmer in New Zealand as to tho beat method! of preparing their produce for the Ens Ikh market. Boston Budget. . A FEW FORCED MARCHES. Infantry Arcrngr hut riftcm Miles a Day. Alieicnt Figures. A dispatch from Fort Robinson, Neb., mentions an exceptional march mado by tho Eighth United States cavalry, com manded by Col. J. Misener, from Fort Davis, Tex., having Fort Meade, D. T., for its destination, a distance of 1.050 miles. The regiment reached Fort Rob inson on tho 2Cth of Augu.-t, having mado 1,550 miles of the march, leaving 100 miles still to go. The regiment left Fort Davis on May 17. nnd reached Fort Meado on Sept. 3, making the time 109 days, and an nverago of u fraction oyer fifteen miles a day, a rate of traveling considered exceedingly good. Tho band and regimental headquarters accom panied tho expedition. This move is merely ono of tho ordinary changes of quarters, and is of interest only as an initial step toward a chango of system in transporting troops. Whero timo is of little object tho government has con cluded to adopt the plan of marches in stead of using tho railroad, thereby sav ing tho cost of transportation a very' considerable item. Of courso this can only be dono in tho open country, but oven thero in tho great west tho land la becoming settled so fast that a barb wiro fenco is frequently met with aa an ob struction. Lieut. L. W. V. Kennon, nidc-de-camp on Gen. Crook's staff, whoso main hobby, by tho way, is tactics, ho having written a number of cxhnustivo articles upon that subject, ono lately appearing in Tho Army and Navy Journal, expressed tho opinion that tho system would become verypop ular, for, besides tho saving in expense, ho claims it is tho best sort of drill, hard ening and toughening the troops as would no other method. Fourteen to fifteen miles a day is considered a fair pace; over fifteen is called quick marching, and over twenty is set down in military books ns a forced march, but there havo been somo raro instances of quick marching that mako the ordinary forced march seem liko play. Moving a wholo army, consisting of infantry, cavalry, artillery, with tho ac companying baggage wagons and army necessaries, is vastly different from tho transportation of a single regiment of in fantry or cavalry. Napoleon is credited with having jerformed the most aston ishing feat of this character on record when in 1805 ho marched his entire army from tho channel to tho Rhine, a distanco of 400 miles, in twenty-fivo days, sixteen miles n dny. Tho historian Gibbon tells of a inarch of tho Sultan Galalcddiu in 1800 with his troops of 1.000 miles, mak ing fifty-eight miles a day. The samo authority mentions nr. incident a century later when Mirza Meheddin Sultan marched with 30,000 soldiers 230 miles in five days, but states that tho penalty of tho commander's nrdor was tho loss of 20,000 of his men, reaching his destina tion with but 4,000. During tho late war Gen. Grierson, now colonel of tho Tenth cavalry, inarched COO miles in sixteen days through tho enemy's country; this was at thoratoof thirty-seven and a half miles a day. Later than this, some timo in 1873, Gen. Stanloy marched through Montana and Dakota with a regiment of infantry 000 miles in twenty-eight days, thirty-two miles a day. Chicago Herald. Mojestle, Towering nnd I'lucUy. Tho manners of English women aro mnrvelously austere. They aro of ono type, except a few glittering exceptions, who pursue tho frolicsomo demon "ani mation" in tho vain delusion that they ore imitating American women. With our girls God bless their beaming eyes, clover brains and captivating ways sprightlincss nnd vivacity spring from tho heart. With English women, buoy ancy of manner comes from a thought ful and logical deduction from facts. "Wo aro heavy." tho daughters of England muse; "wo must bo larky and loud. American girls nro vivacious, and the mob pursues them, while wo sit stolidly by in tho indisputablo nnd soul 6earing iosition of rank ootsiders. Wo must 1)0 gay we will bo gay." The effort is invariably majestic, tow ering nnd plucky, but it is futile. An "nnimnted" English girl of 21 reminds mo of nn overgrown colt who has not yet mastered his legs, gnnilwllng with elec trical playfuhk'ss over n stubby field. Blnkely Hall in Tho Argonaut. Crossing tho Atlantic Ocron. Ono hundred years ago our fathers wero content to hear from Europo onco in two or three months that was better than tho six months of their fathers. It took at least a month to cross tho At lantic. Tho enrl steamers reduced this timo to threo week. This was considered speed. Tho Great Western brought tho passage down to fourteen days, which was a miracle. In 1850 tho Britannia reduced time to twelvo days; then in 1870 tho White Star lino crossed in nine days. It was but a nine days' wonder. Tho Alaska cut tho record to seven days, nnd then tho Oregon to six days and n 1 half, and the Umbria is a quarter of n day better yet. Tho ideal timo seems to bo'fivo days. Probably that will bo about tho maximum nnd soon attained. Then tho balloon. Globe-Democrat. Patients Attracted by Quackery. A Paris magistrate had recently sum moned lieforu him a man charged with practicing medicino illegally. Tho ac cused, to tho great surprise of tho mag istrate, immediately produced a diploma, nnd went on to explain that patients wero nttracted to him "by tho semblance of Illegal practice," und expressed his nj prchonsiou thnt his business would bo ruined If his legal qualifications were known. There nro some things that can bo explained only on tho principle of total depravity, and this seems to bo one of them. Onco a Week. llurterla In finun. A Berlin physician, Dr. Ernest Flothow, was consulted by n patient who was troubled by severe- headaches. Tho physician's inquiries revealed tho fact that tho jwticnt had been given to an iuunodcrato use of snuff. Tho snuff box was produced, mid a microscopic in vestigation showed that it was swarming with bacteria, which appeared in tho form of a flue whitish powder. Theeo parasites, it is stated, boro Into tho walls of tho nasal cavity, whero thoy multiply rapidly and finally find their way to the brain. Chicago Time. Ynlne of floapstone. Hie mineral soapstcne or steatite Is just now coming into prominence, by oason of tho valuable property it pos sses ns a pigment for protecting steel r'ssels against corrosion. Soapstone is a ft magnesian mineral found frequently small contemporaneous veitis that traverse serpentine in all directions. It is used in tho manufacture of porcelain to make tho biscuit semi-transparent. It is employed in polishing marble and glas for mirrors, nnd in numerous other direc- I tions in the arts and manufactures. I In China, soapstono is used ns tho ma- tcrial for idols and other figures which form tho household gods of tho Celestial. Hence it has been termed ' figure rtnm . Its refractory nature lends itself to tho manufacture of gas burners and for uso in furnaces. It is also used in the manu facture of crucibles. Its latest application, however, is that of a paint for protecting tho insides of iron and steel ships and other structures, which difficult problem it is stated to have been the means of solving. Besides tho purjxwo to which wo liavo already alluded, soapstone is also largely used in China for preserving structures built of sandstone nnd other stones which aro liable to disintegrate under atmospheric influences, and we nro told that the cov ering of powdered 6oapstone in the form of paint on some obelisks in China, which wero hewn out of stone liablo to suffer under atmospheric influences, has been known to preservo the samo intact for hundreds of years. Iron. Gentleness of Abraham Lincoln. Mr. Lincoln was one of the bravest men that ever lived and one of tho gen tlest. Tho instances in his earlier career in which he puts his life or his body in peril to prevent injury to another aro very numerous. I have often thought thnt his interposition in behalf of the friendless Indian, who wandered into camp during tho Blnck Hawk war and was about to be murdered by tho troops, was an act of chivalry unsurpassed in the whole story cf knighthood. So in the rough days of Gentryvillo nnd New Salem he was always on the side of the weak and tho undefended; always dar ingly against the bully; always brave, tender, and always invoking jieace and good will, except where they could be had only by dishonor. Ho couid not endure to witness the needless suffering even of a bruto. When riding onco with a company of young Indies and gentlemen, dressed up in his and their best, he sprang from his horbO and covered himself with filth to release a pig, which was fast in a fence and squealing in pain, because, as ho said in his homely way, tho misery of tho poor pig was moro than he could bear. Ward H. Lamon in Philadelphia Times. The llndjn ami Ills Property. An Oriental fable which illustrates the western proverb, "Givo him an inch nnd ho will take an ell," is narrated in the "Diversions" of our lato minister to Turkey, S. S. Cox. Tho hodja having built a house, offered it for sale. A purchaser appears, tho house is sold, but the hodja asks as a favor that ho bo allowed to drive a nail in tho wall of ono of the rooms the nail to be his own property. The favor is granted. Shortly after tho buyer has settled him self in the house ho hears n knock at mid night. Descending to tho outer door, he asks, "Who is there?" "It is I," says the hodja. "I wish to tie a string on my nail." Ho is allowed to enter. Three days after another knock is heard at midnight. "What is wanting?" asks tho man of tho house. "I pray you, good friend, let me enter," nnswers tho hodja. "I wish to untio that string from my property." Again and again this performance is repeated, until tho purchaser, tired of dancing attendance on the owner of the nail, sells tho hotiso for a song and the hodja liuys it. YoHth's Companion. The Chunii of Americans. As I havo frequently had occasion to remark, there nro no peoplo so attractive to Englishmen us are Americans. But thoy must bo Americans, not painted and patched up Englishmen. The charm that lies hid in every American, to English eyes (1 except, of course, American heir esses, for wo all know wherein their charm lies, not hid. but very upnrent), consists in their Americanism. I wish I could make myself understood, nnd that ! any anglomitniac, either incipient or set tled, premonitory or cnronio, wno may chance to read these words will ut once "swear off" nnd become n good, sound American citizen, with American cus toms, habits, style of dress and language. His efforts to become English uro vain. Ho imposes on no one but himself. Ho thinks he is nn Englishman, but ho is only nn anglomaniac and nn nnglo inuninc, pure and simple, ho remains to tho end of tho chapter. Cockaigne" in Tho Argonaut. A Peculiar Tribe or Indians. The Seris Indians, who, it is reported, havo recently crossed from tho Tiburen Islands in the Gulf of California to tho mainland and Are raiding tho ranches, number about 300 in all, and nro 0110 of tho tallest races on tho continent, nearly all measuring 0 feet 4 inches. It is claimed by some that they aro cannibals. However, they aro tho only Indians in Noi America using poisoned arrows, and thoy prefer raw decomond meat to meat thai has U-en cooked, nnd in fact live entirely ujwn raw food. In stature, looks, language and manners they are different from any other Indians in the Americas. A few years tigo a Turk visited their island, and he claimed tliat they spoko Ids tonguo. In npienranco thoy resemble the Malayans, but fow civilized people have ever hud tho courage to visit tho island thoy inhabit, and thoso who havo and got away nlivo nro regarded as being decidedly fortunate Home Journal. Cool Ins Kneel of Ice. The cooling effect of Ico Is actually dependent upon its melting, as in this C recess tho heat which causes it to melt 1 absorbed from the surrounding bodies. A pound of ico in melting will absorb sufficient heat to cool a ound of water from 174 degs. F. to the freezing point, or to cool 1 13 pounds of water one de gree, Beaton Budget. CUTTING DOWN THE COST. taws to Limit Wedding F.xpcnes In In dia A Noel Reform. A novel sort of reform in the matter of marriage has leen instituted by tho gov ernment in tho states or Rajputann. in India, the object being as stated by Col. C. M. K. Walter, agent to the governor general, in a recent report to tho Eng lish authorities, the "suppression of in fanticide among Rajputs." The most immediate inference m that patents hesi tate to raise clul'i.-i-n on account of the trouble of getthi, i mi.i married off, but it may I? that Col. Walker intends to in timate that the existing marriage cus toms lead to an infrequency of matri mony nnd to other events conducive to the violent putting away of infants. At any rate, the fact seems to have been that marriage among Rajputs of any social standing has heretofore been a very serious financial question, both for the would be bridegroom and for tho pa rents of tho prosiectivo bride, and the reforms are in the direction of fixing an arbitrary limit beyond which tho ex penditure at a wedding shall not go. The first of these new rules, under which hereafter two Rajput hearts will be mado to beat as one. fixes the maxi mum amount to Ixj expended at mar riages at one-quarter of the annual in conio of a Thakur, or nobleman, whoso Income is 20,000 rupees or over; one third of incomes between 20.000 and 10,000 rupees: one-half of incomes between 10,000 and 1.000 rupees, and two-thirds of all incomes below 1,000 rupees. Rajputs with no regular income at all aro not to be allowed to spend over 100 rupees at a wedding. It is explained that tho percentage of expenditure is allowed to increaso as tho total income decreases because binaller sums could not secure the proper performance of the marriage ceremonies. Tho second rule does away with all ex penditure on occasions of betrothal, and provides that at such times the parties or their representatives shall simply drink a decoction of opium water together and present betel leaves, and the written re cord of tho engagement of marriage shall then bo signed. This tomfoolery does away with the previously necessary pre sentation to the father of tho coming bridegroom by the father of tho brido expectant of an elephant, horses, camels, jewelry, and other little trifles to a value rarely, less, among well-to-do Thakurs, than 10,000 rupees. The third rule is for the benefit of tho family of tho bride also, and limits the amount to be expended as "Tyag," largesse to tho Charuns, Bhats, Dholis, and others, at I) per cent, of tho whole income where that exceeds 1,000 rupees, 4 1-2 per cent, where tho income is be tween 1.000 und 500 rupees, and nothing at all for Thakurs with less than 500 rupees income. It is alto provided that this expenditure for Tyag" must bo in cluded in tho amount fixed under the first rule as tho limit of expenditure upon the wedding. This does away with what has heretofore been frequently tho most expensive thing about a Rajput marriage. Numerous cases aro cited whero the "Tyag" alone on tho occasion of the marriage of a daughter or a sister has been very much more than tho wholo income of the Thakur for the year. An other important change made by tho new rules provides that only Charuns, Bhats and similar personages from tho state in which the marriage is celebrated shall bo allowed to be present at the cere mony, and of these the number shall 1x3 regulated by the standing committee in each state, whoso duty it is oversee the enforcement of the new regulations. At the end comes a rule, which prob ably affects or begins to affect a moro important reform than all tho rest put together. It prohibits the marriage of a man under 18 or a girl under 14, nnd is tho first attempt made in the Rajputana to stop tho custom of early marriages, by which a young maid is often doomed to bo a widow all her life ero yet 6he has ever been a wife. Tho rule is said to have been projxjsed by tho chief of Bundi, who has been a great upholder of tho ancient customs, and is regarded as an important evidence of tho growth of modern ideas in India. Another innovation, incorporated as an after thought into tho now rules, limits tho expenditure ut funeral feasts, und, it is said, will be an immense relief to tho Rajputs. New York Sun. D&nclng In ltrltlsh Honduras. Tho etiquette of Santo Toribiro ball rooms is peculiar. The ladies sit around the room, their multiplicity of stiff skirts making them look like so many Dutch cheeses, whilo tho men remain outsido in groups until the dancing is about to begin. When the liit strains of tho marimba mournful and despairing as tho wail of a lost soul announce the opening of the ball one of tho sandaled and hntted gentlemen advances to the middle of the floor, on tho way thereto carelessly nodding to tho charmer of his choice, nnd she leaves her seat and goes to face him, standing a few paces dis tant. Then they perform a rapid zape tero, scarcely moving the body, though their feet are flying liko mad, for all tho world like a pair of jumping jacks, ex ecuting nil manner of pigeon wings, jigs and double shuflles. When she gets enough of dancing sho returns to her seat without so much ns an ndios to the gallant; whilo ho, without stopping for a moment in the everlasting jig, nods to another lady to come und play Joan to his Darby. He is exjiectcd to keep on, without an instant's pause, until tho musio ceases, and often it is continued a long time, as n test to the young man's endurance. Cor. Philadelphia Record. A Very Largo Crop. Ohio Man Lovely weather we- are having. Maino Man (slightly deaf) Hey? O. M. Beautiful weather. M. M. Hey? O. M. I say that tho weather is lovely. M. M Hey? O. M. (roaring) I wish to remark that tho hay crop seems a big one. Pittsburg Bulletin. A Straight Stretclu The longest straight stretch of railway In tho world is on the new Argentine Pa cific railway, from Bueuos Ayres to the foot of tho Andes. For a distanco of 211 miles tho road is laid without a curve. New York Evening World. Decadence of Illblo Illustrations. Whero is tho American Biblo illus trator) It is queer that among a peoplo in whoso lifo tho religious clement plays so important u part no notable illus trated edition of tho Biblo lias been I published, with one exception. That is the "Illuminated UiOle" puoiisiieu by the Harpers in 184G. It contained 1,000 illustrations. 1.400 of them bein nftcr drawings by John Gadsby Chap man, nn artist noted at tho time, but now quite forgotten. As examples of wood engraving especially many of tho illustrations were excellent. Ex cepting this, I can recall no other. I mean, of course. Bibles illustrated by prominent American artists, and not cheap reprints of the illustrations by Dore, Bida nnd other prominent artists of France, Germany nnd England. So far as our jMiinters aro concerned religious art had some votaries in tho 40's nnd 50's, in tho days of Chapman and Thomas P. Rossiter. Today it has practically none, if wo except tho de signers of church decorations and stained glass windows. Epoch. Snurlers. Ill conditioned dogs do not all go upon four legs. Most of us havo seen snarl ing curs upon two. If thero is a hate ful biped on tho faco of tho earth it is your habitual snarlor tho man who has reduced ill nature to a system, and practices it methodically at all times and seasons. These professors of tho snarling nrt of courso snarl at everybody and every thing, but their especial targets aro their families. They reverse the chem istry of tho bee. Instead of extracting honey from tho weeds of life, they con trivo to extract poison out of its honey. It has been said that "man never is, but always to be, blest;" but that's not tho caso with tho snarler. He neither Is nor can bo blest. In fact, ho won't bo blest; but on the contrary is a curse to himself nnd to all who como in con tact with him. Oil 1 tho wives that aro snarled at! Vain are their efforts to please. All their winning ways nro met with con tumely, nil their fond words choked in tho utterance with snappish yelps of anger and contempt. New Lork Led ger. Illshop Perry's Itcmlnlsctrices. Bishop Perry, who is about to give tho world his reminiscences, is tho re tired octogenarian first bishop of Mel bourne. He has survived to see two successors in that see. Ho was conse crated in Westminster Abbey in 1847, and his episcopate covers tho whole of tho exciting epoch of the early gold fields. He is one of the few men now liv ing who witnessed tho birth of Ballarat and Bendigo, and who hnd special op portunities of studying lifo nnd char acter on the Australian gold fields un der tho most stirring and romantic con ditions. His recollections ought to be interesting. Pall Mall Gazette. Early Settlers' Curious Talcs. Somo of the early settlers of New Eng land sent homo curious accounts of tho strango land to their friends, whom they evidently enjoyed hoaxing. "Here abouts," says 0110 of them, "if you sow barley it comes up oats." Another tells of tho "lions that prowl about Capo Ann." A third, in 10G3, says that tho frogs of Massachusetts "sit up on their breeches a foot high, and somo are as big as a child that is a year old." Tho present frogs of that state aro degenerate, but the babies of Massachusetts aro now certainly bigger than frogs. Globo Democrat. IIo Oulckly Comforted Her. "It is with unfeigned sorrow and a bleeding heart, Mr. Sampson," said tho girl gently, "that I am compelled to say thee nay; but I lovo another," and tears, of sympathy welled into her eyes. "Now don't bo so overcome, Miss Clara." ho said earnestly. "It Is really of no great consequence; I'll bo ns chip per as a bird in n day or two, and it pains mo to see you thus distressed." Then slie dried hoc eyes and became quite herself again. Tho Epoch. A Test for Symmetry. Tho best test for symmetry i3 simply turning a man with his face "to tho wall. If ho be perfectly molded and symmetri cally made his chest will just touch the 'wall, his nose will he four inches away, thighs five inches and tho ends of his toes three inches. Tho development of a man's physical qualities is a most important matter, and is one that is ovei looked tho world over, und seldom is it that you will find a man w ho can stand tho test Philadelphia Record. 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