UPS AND DOWNS OF LIFE.
VThy It Is Earner to Govern Thau to Kua
Grocery Store.
E WAS saying,
when ho awoke ono
morning, "I wish I
were governor of a
small islnnd,nnd had
nothing to do but to
get up mid govern."
It was mi observa
tion llllltn tt-nrllitr nf
him, and one of general application, for
there aro many men who find it very diillcult
to get a living on their own resources, to
whom it would bo comparatively easy to bo
n very fair sort of governor. Everybody
who has no olllcial iosition or routine duty
on a salary knows that tho most trying mo
ment in tho twenty-four hours is t hat in which
ho emerges from tho oblivion of sleep and
faces life. Everything iierplexing tumbles
in upon him, nil the po.siblo vexations of tho
day riso up beforo him, and ho is littlo less
than a hero if ho gets up cheerful.
It is not to bo wondered at that people
crnvo olllce, sonio salaried position, in order
to escape the anxieties, tho icrsoiial responsi
bilities, of a single handed struggle with tho
world. It must bo much easier to govern an
lsiand than to carry onohnostany retail busi
ness. "When tho governor wakes in tho morn
ing he thinks first of his salary; ho has not
tho least nnxiety about his daily bread or tho
support of his tamily. His business is nil
laid out for htm; ho has not to create it.
Business comes to him; ho does not havo to
drum for it. His day is agreeably, even if
sympathetically, occupied witli tho troubles
of other jieople, and nothing is 60 easy to bear
as tho troubles of other people. After ho has
had his breakfast, and read over tho "Con
stitution," he has nothing to do but to
"govern" for a few hours, that is, to decide
about things on general principles, and with
littlo personal application, and perhapsabout
largo concerns which nobody knows anything
about, and which aro much easier to dispose
of than tho iiernlexing details of private Ufa
no nas to vote several times n day, for giving
' a decision is really casting a vote; but that
is much easier than to scratch around in all
tho anxieties of a retail business. Many men
who would innko very respectable presi
dents of tho United States could not suc
cessfully run a retail grocery store. Tho
anxieties of tho grocery would wear them
out. For consider tho varied ability that tho
grocery requires tho foresight about tho
markets, to take advantage of nn eighth per
cent, oir or on hero and there: tho vigilnnco
required to keep a "full lino" and not over
stock, to dispoM) of goods before they gjwil
or tho popular taste changes; tho suavity
and integrity and duplicity and fairness and
adaptability needed to get customers and
keep them; tho power to bear the daily and
hourly worry; tho courage to face tho ever
present siieeter of "failure," which is said to
conio ir-'on ninety merehnnts in n hundred;
the tact ueoded to meet tho whims and tho
complaints of patrons, and tho difficulty of
getting the patrons who grumblo most to
pay in order to satisfy tho creditors. When
tho retail grocer wakens in tho morning he
feels that his business is not going to como to
him spontaneously; ho thinks of his rivals,
of his erilous stock, of his debts and delin
quent customers. Ho has no "Constitution"
to go by, nothing but his wits and energy to
6et against tho world that day, and every
day tho struggle and tho anxiety aro tho
same. What a number of details ho has to
carry in his head (consider, for instance,
how many diirerent kinds of cheese there
are, and how different j)eoplo hate and lovo
tho samo kind), and how keen must
bo his appreciation of tho popular
tostol Tho complexities and annoy
ances of his business are excessive, and
ho cannot afford to mako many mistakes;
if ho does, ho will hfco his business, and when
a man fails in business (honestly), he loses
his nerve, and his career is ended. It is
Bimply amazing, when you consider it, the
amount of talent shown in what are called
tho ordinary businesses o? life.
It has often lieen remarked with how littlo
wisdom tho world is governed. That is tho
reason it is so easy to govern. "Uneasy lies
tho head that wears a crown" does not refer
to tho discomfort of wearing it, but to the
danger of losing it, and of being put back
upon one's nativo resources, having to run a
grocery or to keep school. Nobody is in such a
pitiablo plight as a monarch or politician out
of business. It is very diillcult for either to
get a living. A man who has once enjoyed
tho blessed feeling of awaking every morning
with tho thought that ho has a certain solary
despises the idea of having to drum up a
business by his own talents. It does not dis
turb tho waking hour nt all to think that a
deputation is wniting in tho next room about
a postolllco in Indiana or about the codfish in
Newfoundland waters the man can tako a
second nap on any such affair; but if ho
knows that tho living of himself and family
that day depends upon his nctivity and intel
ligence, uneasy lien his head. There is some
thing so restful and easy about public busi
ness! It is so simple! Tako tho aver
ago congressman. Tho secretary of
tho treasury sends in an elaborate
report a budget, in fact involving a
complete and harmonious scheme of revenuo
and expenditure. Must tho congressman
read it? No; it is not necessary to do that;
ho only cares for practical measures. Or a
financial bill is bro-ight in. Does ho study
that bill! He hears it read, at least by title.
Does he take pains to inform himself by
reading and conversation with experts upon
its probable effect? Or an international
copyright law is proposed, a measure that
will relievo tho j)coplrt of tho United States
from tho world wido reputation of sneaking
meanness toward foreign authors. Does ho
examino tho subject, and try to understand
it? That is not necessary. Or it is a ques
tion of tariff. Ho is to vote "yes" or "no"
on theso proposals. It is not necessary for
him to master theso subjects, but it is neces
sary for him to know how to vote. And how
does ho find out that I In tho flrsS place, by
Inquiring what effect tho measuro will have
upon tho chanco of election of tho man ho
thinks will bo nominated for president, and
in the second place, what effect his voto will
bavo on his own reelection. Thus tho prin
ciples of legislation becomo very much sim
plified, and thus I happens that it is com
paratively so much easier to govern than it
is to run a grocery store. Editor's Drawer
la Harper's Mogazlre,
Candid.
Tramp No sugar nor milk in my coffee,
mum. Sugar is bad for tho kidneys, and
milk gives mo dyspepsia.
Lady You aro very careful of your
health.
Tramp It's necessary, mum. If I didn't
keey my health, I couldn't travel as a sick
Bjan. Tid Bits.
rrofrulonally Intent.
' TTratess ltd vounc Spriggtns, M. D.) Dr.
Bprigginf, will you have some of the tonguel
Dr. BpnggimnaDsentnunaeaiyj uu c
kt me look at it, please. New York Sua.
Natural Inequality ol Men.
Thus men are certainly not born free
and equal in natural qualities; when they
are born tho predicates "free" and
"equal" in the political sense nro not ap
plicable to them, nnd ns they develop,
year by year, the differences in the politi
cal potentialities with which they really
are born become more and tnoro obvious
ly converted into actual differences tho
inequality of political faculty shows it
self to be n necessary consequence of the
inequality of natural faculty.
It is probably true that he earliest tnen
were nomads. But among a body of
naked, wandering savages though there
may be no verbally recognized distinc
tions of rank or oflice, superior strength
and cunning confer authority of a more
valid kind than that secured by act of
parliament; there may be no property in
things, but tho witless man vil bo pov-ert-
stricken in ideas, the clever man
will bo a capitalist in that same com
modity, which in the long run buys nil
other commodities; 'one will tniAs opiior
amities, the others will make them; and
proclaim human equality ns loudly as
you like, Witless will serve his brother.
So long as men aro men and society is
society, human equality will !en dream;
and the assumption that it does exist is
as untrue in fact as it t-ets the mark of
impracticability on every theory of what
ought to be which starts from it. Pro
fessor Huxley in Popular Science.
Senator rainier' 835 l'lates.
I hear that Senator Palmer has been
entertaining magnificently at Madrid.
Mrs. Palmer is a millionaire, and she
and the senator aro the most accom
plished entertainers at tho capital. Their
house hero cost 85,000, and they have a
china dinner service which is worth its
weight in silver. Senator Palmer bought
this at Paris just beforo he came here to
tako his seat in the senate, and Gen.
Cutcheon was present at tho house at
the timo this china was opened. He
saw that it was very fine and he asked
Palmer how much tho plates cost. Tho
senator replied: "I paid $35 apiece for
them, and when I bought them in Paris
Mrs. Palmer objected, saying, 'Thomas,
do you think we can afford to use such
expensive dishes as these?' 'O, yes, my
dear,' said I. 'I want tho best thing I
can get in this world. I live in hope of
a hereafter, and when I get to heaven I
expect to eat off of just such dishes as
these every day, and 1 want as far as
possible to get used to my future sur
roundings.' 'O,' said she, and the result
was that we bought the dishes." Wash
ington Letter.
Ilatclilni; Chickens In Georgia.
While a man in Americus, Ga., was
boiling eggs to be used on the luuch
counter he heard the chirp of a. chicken.
Looking, he found a young chicken,
which had kicked out of its shell, in the
tepid water in which he had placed the
eggs. He took it nnd carefully dried it
and gave it food. It now is as lively as
a cricket and promises to grow to ma
turity. Exchange.
A man's opinion should be good for
him. It should fit his conscience and
make him feel comfortable. But a man
with an opinion has no right to insist
that others should have the same opin
ion. They Were on the Collection Plate.
Landlady Our new boarder is a
good churchman.
Daughter How do you know?
Landlady There aro no buttons in
h's pockots. Chatter.
AVIuit They Spared.
Mrs. Tangle John, tho kitchen isjust
over-run with cock-roaches. Thoy've
eaten up overy thing in it
Mr. 1 angle What, overy thing?
Mrs. Tangle Yes. Tho only thing
they haven't touched, is all that Patont
Deadshot Roach Food that I put all
around for them. Light.
More diseases are produced by using
brown and perfumed soaps than by any
thing else. Why run such terrible risks
when ynu know Dobbins' Electric Soap Is
pure and pel feet. Dobbias' prevents hands
from cnapping.
About the first thing Unit strikes the Hooillo
Alderman who runs uwuy is the scarcity of
places to run to.
Out of the Fire
Only thoeo who havo suflercd from salt rheum
in the worst form cau know the agonies caused
by this dreadful disease. Hood's Sarsaparilla has
had remarkable success in curing salt rheum, us
well as all atlcctioiis of the blood. I
" I owe tho same gratitude to Hood's Earsapa
rllla tliut one would to his rescuer from a burn
ing buil'illug. I was tormented with salt rheum,
and had to leave on" work altogether. My face,
about the eyes, would be swollen and scabbed,
my hands and a part of my body would be raw
sores for a weeks at a time, my flesh would
seem so rotted that I could roll jiieces from be
tween my fingers as large as a pea. One physician
called it type polsou, and gave me medicine ac
cordingly; but salt rheum cannot be cured in that
way. Finally 1 bought a bottle of Hood's Sarsapa
rllla. it helped mv so much that 1 took a second
and third bottle, and was entirely cured. I have
not been troubled with salt rheum since." A. I),
Kohmns, Hagar street, Jamaica Plain, Mass.
I Hood's Sarsaparilla
1 Sold by all druggists. t, six for 15. l'rcpured
only by C. I. HOOD Si CO., Lowell, Mass.
IOO Dosos Ono Dollar
For a Disordered Liver
Try BEECH AH'S PILLS.
25cts. a Box.
ov AJ-ifj Dnuaoierrs.
to tar BIUombm. tick BM4cta. ConttptUoa,
MalvU. JJrar Caajplalnia. Ua tba aala
u4 oaruto mMr, SMITH'S
BILE BEANS
Cm Ika SMALL ILZB (40 Uttkt Mui to the
tU). Tbr v Lt matt mrulMi! mU all ua
trie of tUr (1m, 2$ mU par hotu
KISSING ...tt.nEtt
. i. r. smith oa.
Mkn
AND STILL THEY COMK.
San Fbam irco, January 29, 1800.
Sierra Chcmica' 'o.
Gentlemen: 1 have been a sufferer from
kidney complaints for several yean, and
have used all kinds of medicine without
any apparent results or relief until my
friend advised me and told me of the won
tlei fill cures ThcGreat Sierra Kidney and
Liver Cure wa- accomplishing. I was In
tduccd to buy one bottle, but without much
faith, and to my nurptlse after using that
I loUle I noticed such a great improvement
! that I kept on until I have now used three
I bott'es, and can safely say that I am en
tirely cured and never felt brt'er In my
life. I wUh to recommend this remedy to
all sufferers from kidney and liver disor
ders, for it will positively do Iho work.
Very truly yours, L. 11. Cohn,
Atlantic & Pacific Pub. Co., room 52 St.
Anne's buildii g. Sail Francisco, Cal.
. First Citlzen-Do you think ConcrcsMiinn Hilly
Mason will liecoine a United t-tntos sewitor Sec
ond Do. Is ho worth u million?
IM'T ON T1IK ItKAKKS
If yon find you are going downhill In point of
health. Fulling Mrength, Impaired digestion
I and assimilation are the marks of decline
I Cheek tliec mid other lndirattous of prcmaturu
decay with the grand vltalizer and restraining
I Umlc, llo-tctter's stomach Hitters'. Ileglnnliig
'at the fountain head, the stomach, the Hitter
, remedies Its liietlleleney, corrects ll emits and
sets It vigorously at work. The digestive organ
I is thus enabled to thoroughly separate from the
I food its nutritive principle, w hlch the blood
i a'slmllatlug. Is enriched. Thu Is the system
nourished, iiuu ocltig nourished, strcngtiicucu,
anil abnormal waste of Its tissues slaved. Appe
tite the power to rest well.n regular habit are also
re-established, and the various functions move
once more In their natural and healthful groove.
The Hitters, moreover, Is a specific for and pre
ventive of malarial complaints, rheumatism,
biliousness and kidney troubles.
Accommodating." I hope you don't object to
my smoking." " Not in the least. That Is if
you dou't object to my being sick."
GAVE THEM A TIIOKOIHIH THIAI..
Hon. E A. Moore, member of Assembly,
Itlchlnnd.count.v. N. Y write:
"I have two allllctions which sometimes
mako life a burden. One is dyspepsia;
the other Is rheumatism. I heard that
Bkandheth's Pills, taken one or two at
night on an empty stomach, would cure
rheumatic pains. I gave them a tho ough
trial for three weeks, taking one r two
every night. To my delight not only was
I cured of rheumatism, but, dyspepsia,
costiveness and biliousness. They did not
interfere with my diet or business, and I
really think them an Incomparable blood
purifier and cathartic."
An intercepted Telegram " Newport. August
5, 18110 Please look up the standing of A. do
Klclio In Hradstreet's. He proposed last nlgit."
The Thkoat. " Brown's Bronchial
Troches" act directly on the organs of the
voice. They havo an extraordinary ellect
in all disorder! of tho throat. Speakers
and sinucrs find the Troches useful.
I.Ike Others. Mrs. Hunting What does your
husband think of the warm weather? Mrs. bar
kin He often applies a heated term to it.
Beware of Imitations f the celebrated Seal of
North Carolina Plug Cut Tobacco.
! If yon hare a
COLD or COUGH,
I ncute or lending to
CONSUMPTION,
i SCOTT'S
EMULSION
OF PUKE COO I.IVEIC Oil, i
AND HYPOPHOSPHITES
OF LIME AND SODA
IS SUIU3 OUXU1 FOR IT.
This preparation contains the Btlmula-
ting proporllea ot the llmtouhotphltet
nnd flno Knrtcegtan Vod Uvrr Oil. Used
by physlcluns nil tho world over. It la a
palatable an tnlllc. Three times as cfllcti
clous as plain Cod Liver Oil. A perfect
Emulsion, butter than nil others made. For
all forms ofMnirlii( Vlneatet, jtronemti;
CONSUMPTION, '
Scrofula, alld as a Flesh Producer
thero la nothing like SCOTT'S EMULSION.
It Is sold by all Druggists. Let no one by
profuse explanation or Impudent ontroaty
luduco you to accopi a suutmiuio.
DR. LIEBIG'S
"WONDERFUL
ban Imptor
To Prove Its
Wonderful Tower
and Superiority,
A 81 Jlnttlu
Every ono knows that
Hrown-Sequard'a Veritable
Kllxlr of Llfo was a failure
and that Dr. Llrlilg's liivlg
orntor is tlio original and
only genuine Vital Kllxlr.
trill bo given or
Sent "ree
on
l application, per
nnlly or by letter.
BO
THE 11EASON TUOrSAXPS 0ANJT0T OET CURED of
Chronic, rriritl, E-cUI CuluUluU, Ktriotil DcMlll, t'u
Btturml Wute, Lom of Manor ftud lUuboud, l.lrtr, l.uug.
lll.l It r. KMoty hi) Hujuic1 Truulln, Impurlllci of th
Wood, rlmiilei, Sorti til otlirr Rltln Plwa"--, li owUc la
compllcfttlua calM rroaiatorrlitKA with llj iri-BUitU, which
rciutrei irHUl trealmcDL
Pit. LIKIIIU'a J.NVIOOnATORXallltWntjpn'ttlTteuM
ioi abora dltt-awi iitiouiui'Mcaud with I'rotlauirrUu'a. No. 1
cum l'roiulorrri'f a. ITIca of Imlcoralor, fi caw of alt
tolllei. 10, tialf ! tallica, hair frier. Hooka la luca frw,
pit. LlElltn k CO. for ui-arlr a quarter of a crulur tan
raids a ipcrlaltj of Plarwa of Hen. pliuaw, however In.
duoex), (Mfollly. ihornuRtil aretl rercnl caa In a fvw daaj
Ibtrttratocaiea iklltfullr treated! etiargea moderate.
Conaultatloo
tatloo Free. Call or ad Ire", M) I, ear; hired, Baa
FraacUcv, Cat
l'rlrato cotraoce, iQi Xlaaon Htri-tt,
CAUTION. sSS
package! of jioltnnotif fioa.
itae inane ra arti aa uurtu
miklllful a iher are ud-
aeru;
boo
puloui, cuarattteelov turea for ft, or nffrrtuc t" rifuLd.
flUdxlen-tl lilt. I.IEUKJ S INVHjUKaTOK.
PENSIONS
OLD CLAIMS
8ETT1.KI)
under NEW Law
Soldiers, Willows, 1'arentK, send for blank ap
plications and Information. I'atrlck O'Farrell,
reunion Agent, VYaidilnKtou, I), O,
STEIN WAY, Gabler and Pease Pianos
Meaning the IIeht I'jano Maijk, ami the farorltu
cbraier l'lauoa, all M uilcal liialruinnita; llanda Hui
piled, lark-o aUk of Hbwt Mualc. HTKJNWAY Hall.
fcfiand 203 Poet Htrrt; Mattiiiah (Jiiav Co, Call
and aoe our new rooms and new atock.
PENSIONS! NiAW
Applv to MIlO II. STKl'HKNB A CO., Attorneys,
11 11 V street, Washington, I). C. branch otllccs
Cleveland, Uctrolt, Chicago.
LADIES,
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KIRKWOOD HARD RUBBER COMPANY,
Cor. Market ft Jones' Hta., 4th floor, room 1M
MAN rKAKClBCO.
Price, $6. Lady Agents Wanted.
(frlm
WHO CAN IlliritT
When So Mnr Tratlfjr to the llrmiark
nlile Cure KM'rctt'd by lira. Ilnrrln,
WiiHlitiiKton HultdliiK, rortlnnd, dr.?
T.ouN Holland, Portland ftranulrtted
nnd inllained eye; perfectly cured.
AIr. F. Heck, Aurora, Or. Severe pain
In 'lie lRck nnd head: restored to lunltli.
Mrs. J..T. Youiifj, H00 Third street, Port
land Djspepsla, constipation, liver com
plaint ami t-eveie pain In the stomach;
cured.
Homer TntHliiBer, Mollnlln, Or. Pain
In his Htomnch nine years, cured in live
ck.
William Hohr, New York hotel, Port
landNasal and throat catarrh: restored.
Lester M. l.e'and, Oregon City, Or.
Olnrrh six years; cured.
Olllce hours; H to ft daily, nnd 0 to P
evening'. Chronic diseases of all kinds
successfully treated. Cures in private
diseases nf whatever nature guarateed.
Poor treated free from 0 to 10 a. m. dally.
It Is remarkable how dltgitstlng a persou at
breakfast can be with a single peach
AN KIiKOANT I'ACKAOK OK FINK I
CAltDS.
Including 15 rare novelties, shapes and
artistic imported oleogrnphlc and chro
matic cards. This large and beautiful col
lection sent by mall to any one who will
do tills: Buy a box of the genuine Or. 0.
McLane's Celebrated Liver Pills from any
druggist, price 2o cents, and mail us the
outside wrapper with your nddress, plain
ly written, nnd 4 cents in stamps. The
genuine McLane's Pills are prepared only
by Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa., and
have been In constant use for over sixty
years. They are superior to all others In
vurity and effectiveness. A certain cure
for indigestion and sick headache. Ad
dress, Fleming Bros.. Pittsburgh, Pa.
"She is not pretty. You said she was s pretty
a a picture." "Oh, well, 1 meant an amateur
photograph."
C0NSU.M1'T10N SUUKI.Y CUIIKI).
To Tim Editor: i'leaoo inform your readers
that 1 have a positive remedy for the above
named dliease. II Its timely use thousands of
hopeless eai-es have bee'J permanently cured. I
shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy
free to any of your readers who have consump
tinn If they will send me their express and post
ofllce address. Kespectfully,
T. A. SI.OCVM, M. C,
181 l'earl street, New York.
Tky Okkmka for breakfast.
Giticura
Hl'MOUSOKTHK HI.OOD.BKIN AND SCAM',
whether itching, burning, bleeding, scaly,
crusted, pimply, blotchy or copjier-eolored, with
loss of hair, either simple, scrofulous, hereditary
or contagious, are speedily, permanently, eco
nomically and infallibly cured by tho C ticuha
Hemkdiks, consisting of t'UTicuiu, the great
skin cure, Outicuiia Soap, an exquisite skin pu
ritlernnd benutlfler. and Cuticuiia Uksolvknt,
the new blood mid skIii purifier and greatest of
humor remedies, when the best physicians anil
all other remedies fall. CliTlcitltA KKMRiiiKsaru
the only Infallible blood and skin purl dors, and
dally effect more great cures of blood and skin
diseases than all other remedies combined.
Sold everywhere. I'rlce, Ci'ticuka, fiOc; Soap.
25e; liesolvent, II. Prepared by Potter Drug and
Chemical Corporation, lloston, Mass.
Send for " llow to Cure Mood and Skin Dis
eases." tiT I'lmples, blackheads, chapped and olTy H-X
tar skin prevented by Cuticuha Soap. TKt
llRckaehe. kidney luilns, wenkucss and
rlieumatlsm relieved in one minute by tho
celebrated Cuticuha Anti-pain ly.AKTEii.'J.'ie
Faber's Golden Female Pills.
For Female Irregnlai
Ittct: nothliiKllkethen
on the market. Hew
fail HnccessfullTUsrv;
by prominent i ad let
monthly. Uuaraatooi
to rellere suppresses
menstruation.
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Don't bs hnmbnggad
Bavo Time, Health
and money ;taxe no otb
er.
Bent to any addresa
secure by mall on rt
ceipi or price, iuu.
Address.
THE 1PHRQ MEDICINE COIPANY.
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sob! by Wianou IJauo Co.. Portland. Or
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a specialty. Im
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Xunrri, Ft. Hiiaiiu, Mendocino county, Call-
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HORSE NAILS.
We offer to close out stock of 1.200 boxes Horso
Nails as follows! fis. Hs, lis, 10s at 11 rents pound
to the trade or to horseshoers; lis and 7s (few
boxes only), 12k cents. They are the Judson
make, the best in the world, and no more will bo
manufactured. Order from your Jobber or from
Nmltli'N CiimIi Store, 4 18 front Ntreel,
Nun Fmiinlaico, !ul. Send cash or best
city reference, payable on receipt of goods.
Name this paper.
JHE SMOKER
Will have ro other Jobacco
Who or.ee tries
SELi OF JORT GA0LIN,
Plug Gut.
Jh!s is the secret of its
Immense sale.
Puget Sound Business College
a NO
SEATTLE SCHOOL OF SHORTHAND.
A school for young men ami women. Largest
and best In tho Stale. Kali term commences Au
giibt It). Kor particulars address for catalogue,
Seattle, Wash., Seattle Illoek, Koom i'0. V. O.
llox 12)3.
New Pension Law.
(Hies all widows and disabled sulillers ami
sailors a lonalmit no trWenoe to funilih; no
iUac)iar-e paiwra rx'iulrtili kililco trtt; uu ad
nciuaor fat, Autborluxl riKiatcr d
V H. l'ciul'iii Attorney I'AJ jt.ara'lkric),
Cait J II HIIKPAItl) ana Maj. W. K.
NOKItlH, S1V 1'lue Htrttt, Koom 47, atlJolnloK
U H, Tuition A Keiicir, Hi frandaoo, Cal.
Hefereuoi-a. A J. lluctlta, ComUiander (1, A.
H. I)t.t, of C'allforula, and other (Upartwcut
ofllctaJa.
and alliFSf'!.??!
obtained. Feci mod
erate. Information
.ittkll.opp. I'auiiitOI-
flee, n ull ut on, li, C.
(McntUin thli paper).
N. P. N. V, No. 8638. F. N. U. No. 430
VrslJ rVJt . V
HITKK I'UHK rUll PIMCM.
Sure enre for blind, bleeding and Itching Pllea.
One box h cured the worm canes ol ten yearn'
standing. No one need miflei ten minute, after
ihHir Kirk's German Hlo Ointment. It abaorbs
tumors, allays the Itching, acts as a poultice,
gives relief. Dr. Kirk's German I'llo Ointment
is prepared ouly for PlWa and Itching of the
private parts, and nothing else- Every box Is
warranted .
Sold by Druggists and sent by mall on receipt
of price, 11.00 per box. J. J. Mack A Co., Whole
sale Agents, Ban Francisco.
ULTTiritK A Nil fll.KS CUUKII.
We positively cure rupture and all rectal dis
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No cure, no pay; and no pay until cured. Ad
dress for pamphlet lrs. I'ortertleld A I.sey, Sis
Market street, Sun Francisco.
Both tho method nml results when
Syrup of Figs 13 tnken; it is plensimt
and rofreshing to tho taste, and acta
gently yet promptly on tho Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses tho sys
tem eflectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures hahitu.-J
constipation permanently. For salo
in 50c and SI bottles by all druggists.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, Kf. NEW YORK, N.Y.
Tit Olditt Mtdicine in the M'crldit frotatly
UK. ISAAC TlIOIUl'SON'N .
CELEBRATED EYE-WATER.'
This article Is a enretuily prepared physlcTnu'a pro
scription, anil liai teen In constant use for nearly a
century. There aru few disease to which mankluit
aro tubjeot laioro distressing than sore, eyes, anil
none, perhaps, for which moro remedies havo been
trlMwlthoutsiicccsa. Korall external Inflammation
of thoeyeH It Is nil Infallible, remedy. If tho direc
tions aro followed It will never fall. Woparttaularly
Invlto tho nttrntton of phvslclans to Ita nrrlts. Kor
aHbynllilniEKlata. SolIN ).. THOMPSON, SONS
4.C.NicliolsXCo.LSrK!J,';r
tot Kitttery St., Mini f-'ruuclkco.
Highest market price paid for Hides, I'elts
and Tallow.
Diamond Drill Work.
The Pacific Prospecting Co. ySKSg
with Diamond Core Drill for oil, mineral or wa
ter. Holes laired for ventilation or drainage.
Agents for Diamond Drill Machinery and Sup
plies. Correspondence solicited. 213 Suii-noiiii-
Street, San Francisco,
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
PENNYROYAL PILLS
RtD CROSS DIAMOND BRAND,
hurt' iy riiUhiQ. iiiiicia,
h lrurKlat for IHamond Jiranii, In
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rltiiMiu, Tke ru nth r. Alt tIU
(tamii) fur t'trtlcui'isrii, textlmoulati ni
Icrilvrrur rMiMi," in ittttr, by return
mull. flam4 itiprf,
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PORTLAND'S GREAT INDUSTRIAL EXPOSITION
OPENS SEPTEMBER 26.
1890.
Slifiior Liberntl'H MllitryHand of Fifty Selected Altislcians will furnish the nnmfc.
Six nnd one-half acreH of lloor Himcu lllled to oveillowlng with the wonden of this
wonderful ni;e. A world of McchaufcH In Miniature. Not to visit iIiIh limit Kxposl
lion and view ItH wondern In overy denartinuut of art and hdenro will bo to niinn an
opportunity hiicIi ns han never been preHented
THE FAT AND DOMESTIC STOCK DEPARTMENT
Will open September 25 and clone October 2. 5,500 1h offered in cash premiums in
thin department. Stock Department open to vlsltora from 0 A. M. until 5 v. M. Expo
Hltion from 1 i. m. until lu i. m. One ndmlHHion ticket admits to b ith. Price, adults.
50 centn; children, 25 cents, lied need rales
1'ortland. For information address
ALWAYS IN
If you want a iirst-cliiBS machine, do not purchase until you have
looked up tho record of tho "Advance," as it iB tho only machine in tho
market that will give ahsoluto satisfaction. Send for descriptive cata
logue to
Z. T. Wright, General Agent,
Foot of Morrison Street. Portland. Oregon,
Also dealer in General Machinery and Supplies.
ographers of both sexes, attribute their success to n course nt the Portland Busi-
ness (JOllOgO, I'ortianu, uregon, orine capital ouamoaa ouuuyu, ouicm,
Oregon. Hoth are under the management of A. P Armstrong, have same courses of
study, same rates of tuition. nusiiicss,SIiorthniui,Tyjwvritiiifr, Penmanship nml Eng
lish Departments. Write to cither for joint Catalogue and specimens of peiituauship.
vTl5)lavin
d.ddcd 'bo things ctca.n.e.d!bjf
This a solid CBake of scourindvsoo.Ti
Try il lnyournexbhous9-cleojiins
Even the little pig in the picture is a more
agreeable companion than a man with a dirty
collar or a woman who presides over a tawdry
house. But nobody wants the reputation of being
a pis under any circumstances.
SURE Jlijrap CURE.
A CLEAN AN0 PERFECT CURE OF
Hurts and Bruises.
A Doctor Saw It.
I-awrcnce. Kntna. Aug u. 18.
George rntterson fell from a I'd-story window,
striking u fence. 1 found hlin using st Jacobs
Oil freely all over his hurts, I saw him next
morning nt work ; nil the blue spots had gone.
Icavlug neither pain, sc ar nor swelling.
C K. n Kl'MANN, M. D.
,Kr Hnrr.i.l'K M Dr.At.EI!
THE CHARLES A. V0GELER CO.. Baltimore. Mtf.
7 The Best TvDewriter.
;jKY P"'1 lor Catalogue,
Wiley B. Allen &. Co.
J General Agents,
311 1st St. .rortlnnd. Or.
Men's Suits to Order
$20 to S40.
Men's Pants to Order,
$5 to $ I O.
Kit guaranteed. Send I cents In
stamps for samples and rules lor
self measurement.
ARTHUR KOHN,
CLOTHIER, HATTER, TAILOR,
C0llNF.lt or
Second ami .Morrison Sts.,
1MUT1.AM, OK.
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The Best Family Soap,
in the World.
PobhniV r.lectric Soap is chrajxr foryoru
to use, if you follow directions, than any
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Its uso clothes arc mm, Clothes cost more;
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Don't you icirit to nre monc;, clothes,
time, lalior, flic!, nnd health? All there catr
bo saved if you will try Dobbins' Klectrio
Soap. Wo say " try," knowing if you try It
once, you will nlwnys uso It." Have youl
grocer order It.
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219 Front St. ,s an Francisco, cau
GENERAL ACENTS.
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Atfartas ERIE MEDICAL CO., BUFFALO, N. Y.
CLOSES OCTOBER 25.
to the people of thin Count before.
on all transportation lines leading to
K, V. AIjIjKN, Bupt. ami bec y.
THE LEAD,
THE HDVflHCE
THRESHERS,
Engines, Horso Powes, Self-Feeders
and Strawstackers.
THAT CAN UK UH HV15RV 1JA V
is the kind that pays. Scores of
young business men, niul hun
dreds of book-kcencrs and sten
haa,chiTnn!is
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