f What fume Is.
Blinks Abl How do do, Jcnks! Hi-a
Ins famous, I see.
Jenks Well, my nanio has been In the
papers a good deal lately.
"So I havo noticed. How do you liko itf
"It makes no change in my daily life ex
cept thnt ir.y mail is overburdened with liver
pad circulars." Omaha World.
11 o Had lleen There.
"V J-'.
if . -
St i
Robber Your money or your lifo!
Victim Well, look here, you may shoot if
you liko, but I'm cleaned out; I havo just
brought my family from tho seaside and
llobber All right, young man; I know
what that means. Pass right on 1 Life.
A Trick of Speech.
Tricks of speech grown into mannerisms
often betray pcoplo into blunders nbsuid
enough. Ono instance of this conies from a
town in Maine, where dwelt a man who qual
ified his reply to every question with the
word "handy" twisted, into somo sort of a
conditional clause. It was even asserted that
he proposed to tho lady who became bis wife
by declaring ho would liko to marry her "if
she could muko it handy," but this very likely
is a fabrication of invidious gossips.
Calling recently at a house, of which the
lato master was lying unburied in tho parlor,
tho visitor was asked if he would liko to see
tho remains of his old friend.
"Well, yes," ho answered, "that is, I'd like
to seo them if you'vo got 'em 'round handy.
If you haven't, it's no matter." Boston
Courier.
"What Ho Meant.
"Witness," said a lawyer in tho police
court the other da', "you speak of Sir. Smith
being v ell off. Is ho worth f 0,000?"
"No, t.ah.
"Two thousand?"
"No, sab; ho hain't worf twenty-five."
"Then how is ho well off?"
"Got a wife who s'ports de hull fam'ly,
sahl" Detroit Free Press.
, ltotatlon in O III co.
Omaha Man Will you reopen your sum
mer hotel uejet season?
Summer Landlord I shall bo hero, but not
ns the lessee. I have obtained a job as head
waiter.
'Eh? You don't say sol Who will be the
lessee then?"
"The bend waiter I had this season."
Omaha World.
Not !? Serious, After AH
- -I
Colored Doctor I guess it yain't bo se
rious, aunty; wid n little caro I reckon do old
man '11 pull through nil right. Aunty
T'ank heaben, doctprl I was awful skeered,
'case dar warn't a cent in tho houso fo' to
buy entry mournin' wif. Springfield Homo-
Btead.
On the UlRUt Itor.d.
Stranger Will you kindly direct mo to tho
hall whoro tho Anarchists meet!
Anarchist Yes, mine vrieut, you will bo
welcome.
"Thank you. I am anxious to get thero as
quick as possible."
"You, too, boil mit wrath ven you dink of
deso dings. You mako bombs, eh?"
fili. no."
"Vot you vant mid dot hall, eh?"
"I am superintendent of a lunatic asylum,
and am hunting for an escn.Kxl patient."
Omaha World.
The Kind Hearted Czar.
The Czar Your president contemplates a
trip through your country, I hear?
American Yos, ho will visit quite n num
ber of tho great western citios.
"So I noticed. One of them, I see, is
Chicago?"
"Yes."
"I havo long desired to testify my nppro
ciatlon of your president, and if it is not too
late I think I will forward him ono of my
boiler irou shirts." Omaha World.
None in Stock.
Grocer (to new boy) What did that lady
want, James!
New Boy Salt mackerel. I told her we
hadn't any.
Grocer Great Scott, James! I told you
we had a dozen kits come in fresh this morn
ingl New Boy Yes, sir, but she didn't want
em fresh; she wanted 'em salt New York
Sun.
Xo Knr for Music.
Sister Clara (practicing nt tbe piano)
Wasn't that young Mr. Featherly, Bobby,
who spoke to you on tho street just now!
Bobby Yep, bo's goin' home to dinner.
Sister Clara (simulating indifference) Did
he have anything particular to say!
Bobby He asked mo if that was the piano
tuner la tho parlor. Now York Sun.
A Kinder Horse Xevor Lived.
Passenger on front platform That nlgb
no looks liko a pretty good horse.
Driver A kinder animal never lived.
Passenger Kindl How so!
Driver Ho kinder bites and kinder kicks
nnd kinder wants to run onco In a while.
New York Star.
The W.lld Weil Hero,
fired with feelings that foam In their frenxy,
Filled with a fury immortal and strong,
Tho rouse In her madness of wild Influenza
Tours down on thy head her wild tumult of
MDS. . . .
With a whirlwind of passion and power and
pathos;
With a manioc soul and Inebriate will;
la a cataract torrent of bluster and bathos,
fine bathe the bare brow of bold Buffalo Bill.
-Yankee Wade.
asm . TO IV
M mm .
aw.
A MEltCIIANT'S DKC1SION A KTK11
TK1AI,.
Sierra Chemical Co.
Genti.kmkx: "When I started in to give
yeur Grcut Sierra Kidney and Liver Cure
n trial, I supposed it was liko all other ad
vertised preparations put up to make
money and of no use. Now since I. have
taken it my decision is that it in the best
remedy in the uortd fur kidney and liver
disorders. It ha" done me so much pood
that I will forever praise it nnd gladly
recommend it to all sullVring with general
disorders of the body.
Very truly yours,
V. ,T. Adams,
Firm of Reynold & Adam?, San Kruucihco,
California.
People nre a good do il like trees. Those who
mnke the most bows do not olteu bear tlie most
fruit.
A IIAUXTKD llOUSK.
This body of ours bus been likened to a tene
ment It often bus u haunted apartment the
stomach. Scared by the eliirlch . rite, dyf pcj
sla, dlgo'dlnu tl ntiil refusi s to return. hat
can break the spell, what enn rxlso the ban ! Id
upon the unhappy otgiius? Wo answer unticd
fittingly. Hostel tor's Stomach Hitters, Htid we
nr warranted iu the response by the recorded
testimony of y rinds, covortus a period of over
at ird of a century. A nrse of the Hitters,
begun in any singe of the iillllctlon nnd persist
ently followed, will terminate in cure positive,
Hot ia Mitt. The Hitters restore toue to the ep
icntrlc nerve, renews and purifies the Jtilc-s
exuding from the cellular tissue that act upon
i he foi d dig' sttvely, expels bile from the stom
ach and the blood, and promote a regular habit
f body. Malaria, kidney coinpUliit, nervous
ness, rhiwimatism and neuralgia give way to
this medicine.
Why should Hostutt consider a sedentary drink
as less kluiul than a perpendicular one?
Six Xovels Free, will bo sent by Cragin
& Co., Philadelphia, Pa-, to anyone in the
baited States or t nnada, postage paid,
upon receipt of 2o lJobbitu' Ivleetric Hoap
wrappers. Seo list of novels on circulars
around each bar. Soap for sale by all
grocers.
I'lidcr every gnruient of ickcloth and ashes
you will find somo bits of Haunting colors.
T1IK isj:st uxtkiisai, ukmkdy.
S. J. Tiilwell, Haley's, Marion county,
Ala., write:
"Ai.ixock's Poitous Pi.astiius are a
most invaluable household remedy. They
do nil that is claimed for theni. I sell
many htnulrfdB every year, and every day
I hear of their curing coughs and tolds,
disef.se- of the spine, liver, and imuecake;
in fact, there is tin disease that can be
retched by an external application that
they iio not cure."
Uewnro i f imitations and do not bo de
ceived by tnisteirosenlntinn. Ask for
Allcock's, nnd let tin solicitation or ex
planation induce you to accept a substi
tule. Am.cock'b Cons and Hitnton Siiikmjs
eil'ect quick and certain relief.
WHERE HIS THOUGHTS WERE.
A Lightly Chid SoniiiiiiiibiilNt Visits 111
Sweetheart lit Midnight.
Tho strangest somnambulistic feat
wo over heard of occurred in tho woods
near Interlachen tho other night.
A young man, whom wo will call
Tom Jeffreys, by way of illustration,
was very much infatuated with a young
,1in i llwa mildift l'n.'wl
& n Ues fm his hdmo. Ew-
i , i l i i 1 1 it. .1 ..n..t (V.a CO (I WlllllllTBDllll, llinniAib ui-i-'iiuu Hum-
hotly who has traveled that part of the , , ml Iiml ,,,,,, nlul remied so. It bo
country knows that tho neighborhood c.imo very 8ore u, n,e touch and hot. Tho
i ihipltlv soltled. and for miles VOU !
p-o without D-ettincr out of sicrht of 1
somo one's house. The road is traveled
ahout as much as somo of our hack
streets.
Ono night, ahout 8 o'clock, ho re
tired early. It was bright moonlight.
In his sleep ho got up out of bed, and,
in his night clothes, walked undis
turbed to tho houso of his lady love.
As is generally the case in this coun
try, stairwaj's" run up to tlie second
lloor on tho outsido of tho huildings,
and this ono in particular leads from
tho ground to tho young lady's room
door. Young Joll'roys walked up
those stairs and sat down unconscious
ly near tho lady's door. How long ho
remained thero ho does not know, hut
when ho nwoko his head was resting
on his knees, and it was 10 o clock.
Imairino his surprise, lhere, at ins
ailianced's home, in his night clothes,
threo miles from home. As easily ns
possible ho crept down tho stairway.
Ho could hear tho old man down in
the Held attending to Ins horses and
cattle. Everything was still. Thopeo
plo in tho houso wero quietly chatting.
tVn open space oi uuoui twenty icei
separated tiio kitchen from tho main
building. Tho young man went around
to tho corner or tno houso, anu saw
tho young lady and her mother going
to and fro in dischargo of household
duties. Ho couldn't speak to them,
becauso ho wasn't dressed that way.
His trouble was to get back homo
without being discovered or noticed.
When ho was quietly stealing his
way out of tho yard into tho road two
ferocious dogs awoko from their slum
bers, and with crinning teeth took
after tho Hying night shirt which was j
making its way to tho thicket on tho
sido of tho roau. Tho animals over
took tho object, and what part of tho
whito garment thoy did not tear oil"
tho briars and brush did, and that
young man found himself in a most
unpleasant fix with half his skirts torn
oil". Tho night was cold and ho felt
it. On getting into tho thicket ho got
out of tho way of tho dogs, but for two
hours ho was wending his way home,
dodging passers by in tho public road
and shivering liko n leaf in tho Ai-ctic
regions. Palatka (Fla.) Enterprise.
Itecordlne Speed of Train.
Tho speed recorder for railway trains
ia tho invention ot a Chicago German.
An indicator mav bo placed in a
passenger car. anil tho speed of tho
train at any timo is shown up its
face. Tho connection is mado with
tho locomotive cngino by tho steam
pipes. Tho cost of tho instrument ia
about $130. Ono was tried tho other
day on n train between Chicago nnd
Now York. There wero brief times
when tho wheels of tho car stop.HJd,
aud then tho indicator dropped quiokly
to zoro, as tho instrumont is govorned
by tho revolutions of tho wheels.
Frank Leslie's JJpwspaper.
FKKi: KKCtjlXIXG CUAIIt CAKS VIA
I'XIOX PACIFIC SYSTK.M.
Train No. 4, " I he Limited Fast Mall,"
leaving Portlaid on tho Union Pacific
svstem at 7 A. m. dally, in
addition to i
Pullman Palace and Colonist Sleepers and
Dining Cars, Is also equipped with e'egant
free lleclining Chair Cars, both flrstclass
ami Colonist, which run through from
Portland to Chicago without change.
Both tlrst-class and Colonist Chair Cars
are furnished with lleclining Chairs of tho
latest Improved pattern, aro tlttetl up with
smoking rooms, lavatories for both ladies
and gentlemen, nnd nre lighted by gas.
All classes of passengers aro carried In
these cars without additional charge.
Passengers desiring the quickest time
and best possible service from Portland
and the Northwest to all Eastern points
should purchase their tickets via the
Union Pacific system. Their agents will
take pleasure in furnishing rates, tickets,
through baggage checks, detailed informa
tion, etc., upon application.
Man Is never too old to learn, and his sons are
never too young to think they can teach him.
The preacher forgets to pray
When ti e people forget to pay.
A pocket pincushion free to ktnoker of "Tau
slll's Punch" Cc Cigars.
When a man tells his acquaintances that ho Is
sorry he ever got married, it is safe to assume
tluit'hls wife Is sorry, too.
Beware of imitations of the celebrated Seal of
North Carolina Plug Cut Tobacco.
is it possible for a man with a weak stomach
to digest great truths?
AN
KI.KGANT I'ACKAGK OF
CAIUIS,
FINK
Including 15 raro novelties, shapes and
artistic imported oleographic and chro
matic cards. This largo and beautiful col
lection bent by mall to any one who will
do this: Buy a box of tho genuine- I)r. C.
McLanc's Celebrated Liver Pills from any
druggist, price 25 cents, and mail us tho
outsido wrapper with your address, plain
ly written, and 4 cents in stntnps. The
genuine McLmio's Pills aro prepared only
by Fleming Pros.. Pittsburgh, Pa., and
have been in constant ttso for over sixty
years. They are suprior to all others in
purity and effectiveness. A certain euro
for indigestion nnd hick headache. Ad
dress, Fleming Pros.. Pittsburgh, P.a.
How many men begin on cake and have to
finally comedown to bread.
in: viktu
TKSTIiO
: OJ' MKOIC1NK
ItY ITS lM-'I'KCTS.
IS
Modesto, Cal., May 21, 1890.
Dr. J. Ui'gene Jordan, Seattle. Wash.
Di:ak Silt: 1 hope you will not consider
mo tedious if I tell a. little experience,
such as may not have come, under your
observation. About fifteen yeats ago a
br'ght red spot, about the size of a pen,
came on one Hide, of the end of my nose.
It was a source ot great annoyance to mo
nnd great anxiety to my friends, who
feared the spot might be n can -or. It
seemed strange such it thing would come
on my face, for my health has nlwaysbeen
good and I never had so much as a pimple
nn mv skin. I did not know what to do
for tho
Uio trouuio. mere was a uiriiuu nj; .
1' nil Ihe. while, aul last fall, when the
cold we tthi-r Bet in, the spot beenne Ham- '
nulii was a throbblnir. severe pain
Then
1 became truly alarmed, for the thing was
l.oonmiiiL' worse, and somo time in Febru
ary I reinemboted that you recommended
U water for the eyes when they were in-
llatned; so I aprlied tins to my nose one
eveniii' and win sure that with this ono
application theinllamnialion was lessened.
I kept up the treatment a week, und my
nose i-eeired well. I continued taking tho
medicine for six weeks, and at the end of
that timo the purple spot was entirely
gone, and there is no trace of tho tiling
left. The redness has nlso entirely disap
peared. I could not be thankful enough
that I had heaul of your medicines and
knew what to iibe. ltespectfully,
Mas, J. i'uuvis.
Dr. Jordau's oll'ce is at the residence of
ox-Mayor Yesler, Third and James, Seat
tle. Consultation and prescription abso
lutely riti;i:. Send for free book explaining
the Histogcnetic fcystem.
Caution. The mitogenetic Medicines
are fold in but one ngency in each town.
Tho label around the bottle bears the fob
lowing inscription: " Dr. J. Eugene Jor
dan's Histogenetic Medicine." Every
other device is a fraud.
I'fiuifler'h On-con lllood IMirUlcrls
tho best remedy for that dread disease, dyspop
sia. for it regulates tho lymphatic system aud
bad secretions.
suitis oirun roit i-ii.ks.
rturo euro for blind, bleeding and itching
Plies. Ono hoi has cured tho " orHt case ol ten
years' standing. No ono need BtiflVr ten min
utes lifter ubIiik Kirk's German l'he Ointment,
it ubsorlis tumora. ullayu tho itchlnij, acts as
a poultice, gives relief. Dr. Kirk's (JeniinnPilo
Ointnii nt is prpared only for Piles, und Itching
of tho prlvuto parts, and nothing else. Kvcry
box is warranted .
Bold by Druggists and sent by mull on recolpt
of price, $1.(i0 per oox. J. J. Muck Si Co.,
Wholesale Agent, Sun Kraiicinco,
If fflletcd with Bore Kyea, uao Dr. Iaao
Thompsou's Eyo Wnter. DruKd'lita aell It; a5c.
Try auRMBA for breakfast.
Health and Strength
Foon replace weakucss and laiujuor If that re
llublo medicine, Hood's Baraaparilla, in fairly
and faithfully tiled. It Is the beat medlclno to
keep tho blood pure aud to expel the germs of
scrofula, (nit rhcuin and other poisons which
came o much suIRtIiik and sootier or later un
dermine the general health, by its pecullsr cu
ratlvo power llood'sBarsnparllU streiih'thensthe
system while It eradicates disease.
Hood's fiarsaparllla is my fuvorlto medicine.
I have takon several bottles for catarrh, and
havo been greatly benefited by It." Mbh. J.
OUtMKAn.Ctttnbrla.eau Luis Obispo couuty.Cal.
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Bold by all druggists, Hi six for S. Prepared
ouly by C. I. HOOD & CO.lwell, Mass.
IOO Dosos One Dollar
ci'kkd or total dkavxkss
In Ten Minute It j- KleetrleltjAiiotlier 1
Wonderful Cure l'erfnriucd ly l)r. I
Diirrlu on a Seattle Mull.
Mr. Editor: For years I havo been
gradually growing deaf, unti tbout one
year ago I became almost totally deal im
one enr and tho other partially so. l)r
Darrin cured mo June Ul in ten minutes
by his new mode of cure by electricity. 1
reside at Uillsda'e, three miles Irom fort
land, and can be seen any lime to verify
the above statement. W.M. Gatks.
Acute lti-iineliltl Cured by Dr. Dnrrln.
Poirri.ANi), June 0, 1HH).
Mr. Editor Silt: For nearly one year
I was troubled with acute bronchitis, and
tried every remedy I could hear of, but re
ceived no'benelll. I then wrote Drs. Dar
rin fof ndvicM and treatment, which I took
at home, nnd after one mouth's treat
ment I was entirelv cured. Can be re
ferred to at Seattle, Wash.
E. Chapman.
For allaying hoarseness and irritation
of the tliroat it is daily proved that
"Hroirn's Jhom hial Troches" am a mild
remedy, yet very etlicaclous.
Drs. Harrin's I'liiee of Ituslne.
Drs. Dnrrln can b consulted daily at
the Washington building, corner Fourth
and Washington streets, Portland.
Hours 10 too: evenings, 7 to f; Sundays,
10 to V. All chronic disease, blood
taints, irregularities in women, loss
of vital power and early indis
cretions permanently cured, though no
references are ever Hindu In the press con
cerning such cases, owing to the dolicncy
of the patients. K.Naniinatioiis free to all,
and circulars will be sent free to any ad
dress. Charg' s for treatment according
to patient's ability to pay. The poortrcated
Ireo of charge from 10 to 11 dally. All
private diseases contldentially treated and
cures guaranteed. Patients at a distance
can be cured by home treatment. Medi
cines and letters sent without the doctors'
name appearing.
Titicura
J For A tfiir-Mnvc
Bueu iy - and
ABrJjUMORS.
BAD COMIM.r.XIOXS, WITH PIMPLY,
blotchy, oily skin, red. rough hiinils, with
chaps, painful finger ends and shapeless nails,
and simple baby humors prexentod nnd enrud
by Ci'TlcmtA So vi" A marvelous bealillller of
world-wide celebrity, It Is Incomparable as i
skin-purifying soap, uneqiialed for thu toilet
and without a rival for the nursery.
Absolutely pure, delicately medicated, exquis
itely perfumed, Ci'Tici'itA Soai- produces tho
whl'test, clearest skin and softest hands mid
prevents ItillnmuiHtloii and clogging of the
pores, the c ttso ' f pimples, hlackhoails mid
most complexlonal disfigurations, while It ad
mits of no comparison with other skin soaps,
and rivals In delicacy the most noted of tollot
and nursery soaps. Sale greater than the com
bined sales of ii.l o'her skin soaps. Pilco, 25e.
Ketid for " How to cure Skin Dlsra'cs.'
Address l'orrr.it lutfu and Ciikmiuai. Coitfo-
It vtion, 1 roprletois, Uosion. Jlass.
n Aching side
A5J rheiiniatisin re
Kjt'fiiccn.i Ant
Aching sides aim Ihick. weak kidneys and
rel even in one minute by ttie
NTI 1'AIN 1'l.ASTKIt. '.'"C.
PMMhfl
ItMdoneilcmijtimefo.
ma
For a Disordered Liver
TryBEEGIWS PELLS.
25cts. a Box.
Oir AJjLi DIlUOOIHTsS.
Job Printers and Pressmen,
SHNU TO
PALMER & REY
i Who own the only seiim roller fnciory in tin
Norlhwest) fur tome of thulr " HKI.IAIll.K '
(.'oinponitloiii or send thon your tnck tocii.l
Von will receive a better roller than you huv
ever used hefonv
FOR MEN ONLY!
mm
Tat LOHTorFAIUNO MAKnOODl
Oenersl and NEKVOUSpEBIUX V
WtsJtoess or aaaj mi Kina, i.uecls
of ErrorsorEiMnln01iiorYomijr,
IUII. SM ntslllMllirallf llMltrta. Ilwlunr
LiM"ri'anr.H,iiKrfciii'i:uoiiiiis8At-AiiTkut'rieur.
iu.lil.l nafallUf HUM JIIMTBMT-IIjmBIi ill , 4j,
Htm ltllr trim Ul SUIM M frl(B(llrlf f. ITrlU Uov,
XTartM ERIE frtEDIOAL CO., BUFFALO, N. V.
K. P. V. V. No. 342-B. Y. N.U.No. 410
mm 111 ,1
i annrJI IIP
-2SB M KM A
"V tite wi vttJ w w
using
ffitl
us,
TJCOBS Oil
. i
CURES PERMANENTLY
RH 33 XT ISIVI.
Suffered for Xn.irly 3(1 Years.
1S7.N thistir . lUltimure, Md.
For nearly S i jears I Mi'Kred unit Niennuv
tlmn inarm and shoulder: could not lilt un
arm. Less than two bottle of M. Jacln Oil
cured mo. W. II. HKKfcON.
Of Many Years' Stmullnp;.
.ni'KI"ii, Crockett Co., Tctin.
My case wa-i ru'-umntism f ivmnyjears'
standing, evtitrn led during the uar; tried
most oxcrwhlhK without r lief M Jacobs
Oil finally curd mo. FitbD. KOtiul-
AT VKV' t.tst'S AMI OKAJ.Kr.s
THE CHARLES A. V0CELER CO.. Baltimore. Md.
To euro Biliousness Sick llendnclio Cirtlpntlon,
Mnlnrla I.lver ConiplnlnU, t.nko the safo
nnd certain rcnieriy SMITH'S
BILE
I'sothoS.MAM.SlZKdO llttlo beans to tho tot
tlol Tliey nro thu most convenient suit nil ages,
l'rlcoor either sire. '!" cenu per bottle.
tflQCSJ 5Mf "t 7 17.70: Photo gravure
rVS OO l BM V panel site of thl picture for 4
ceuta (coppers or stamps).
J F SMITH A CO..
Mnkersof "IHIo Heiins. St Units Mo.
WHU A WIWm 'i'IIWIi Fi li ! HtWi1 t V.'PIHliilHI
TO I.IVH l,ON(5.
How to rroloiiH Life After Middle Age.
Yli'MH nt'itlt liiiiliient liouiliiu I'll) nIi'Iiiii,
Whose Specialty Is Discuses ol (lie
A Ki d.
John Gardner, M. I)., is a London Phy
sician who makes a specialty of the treat
ment of diseases of elderly persons. In a
recent book upon this subject, Dr. Oaril
ncr says :
"A healthy anil vigoroim state of every
part anil every organ is essential to the
health and well being of tho whole system
'To grow old gracefully,' is not the com
mon lot of all. With advancing years
conic increased infirmities they ate by no
means inevitable, and their presence is due
to thu failure to keep up to their work tho
various organs of the body. The study of
the body by scientists furnishes unques
tionable evidence that the duration of
human life may bu prolonged ton bundled
years."
Why, then, do so few live- (o Hint ago;
and why after middle- life and often be
fore is thero so much Btillering from ner
vousness, rheumatism, feebleness, luck of
appetite, Hlce)les.sncs.s, and debility V lie
cause long lilu or overwork has weakened
tlie nervous system. IJev. T. Williston,
the famous author of "Christ's Millcnial
Keign," when eighty four years old, suf
fered with indigestion nnd rheumatic af
fections. His attention was called fortun
ately to I'aine's Colcrv Compound. A free
use of that great nieifieine for tho nerves
cured him, and made a great improvement
in his general health.
This grand discovery is an micqunlrd
medicine for the n god. It produces Mfe
and energy and is a marvelous preserver
of the iiro anil vigor of youth. There is
nothing like it fin-strengthening the nerve,
mid citrine: the discuses to which old folks
ari specially subject. It is truly called in
valuable by those who have madcaspecinl
study of diseases of elderly people.
;) dome lilt U aa tit
pr.inc lorinactnaimt'Mf
ot till intuit.
U. Ii. 1NU KA 11 A.M, M. .,
AEWUrdaxi, n, r
'.Jiftn.--1
nraAlTitn Wo hr,Y aold TUff 0 I
ll
-,..,. many ana i jusu
fcetloo.
D. 11. DTOUK A CXJm
Chloaao, ill.
toUiVE! tfuiMSl.OS. Bali by BmMim
uua.n
TAKE IT
w.pruNDER's.
f Oregon Blood Purifier?
KIDNEY $-UVER DISEASES. DYSPEPSIA.
PJJiPLCS.BLOTUHLb ANU aWN UlbLAbL
Hl.UAUrtL V JUO'CllVLMLtJSj.
. uttsL
OF CORSETS TRUE
That we have secured tho blKjest consignment
of Corsets ever oll'ered by any store on thu C'oiiHt
fioni one of the lnruest factories in thu w r d,
and one of the most popttlnr. To further Intro-
.1 .. ......... Ii.ir.. I li..U ! tit., lid ufki.
clal terms. Wo oll'er, by mull, i.otiiRi paid, a
reiriilnr lift Corset for tl.Ofll a 12 Coiset for 82
i eenti: a (food serviceable (:omet Wi ceutHi a reu-
iilarl.VS I.Hillea' vest, 7 ronis; aoovu lire mien
iu ii. rai iw.li.r rlriih. L'rev or eo ll. Misses' 76-
I w-lalu Ittff"!'. fnr fA ritlltlt. 'l'he ri'HKflll fill-
this In thu ma ershellevu jmi will iihviiyH use
this Corset If you try one. In II orkluy. Vrhlni)
or Sunday (llovra for men we lead nil others.
Have closed out bii entire factor tit 00 cents oir
the dollar, and ollVr them from K cents up.
Kvcry kind und price!1 tell what work you do,
Klvo slzo and price, and we Kimrau eo to suit.
Mailed fn". AddreM Smith's CiinIi Hturo,
llrt Front Hlrecit, Nan franelHco, Cut.
CHICHCrSTEn'B
c:nqli3h
!P!1U (to
a. J IV
in
'Ml
ncn CHOCS DIAMOND. ORANU.
ImUi, ml. 1 klwA7- r.lUlna. I.uillc,
a.b JruKKtsL f')r OtumtmJ Hr nd. lb
r-il, lui-i.ria lit' vuta who wuc .
til, I. .11 TuL liu mil r. A II I'UIj
ic nnftetHiir-i l-.ii4, ink wrtpr1" T
Im Y lttllvrrr l.u.lliV'l
t iiihII. A'im i'wpef
r ll,ltlir.lrl m-m'I l.i- Wi
in (ir, ij rriuru
dUo liu- I'kiu.
QTPINWAY KKAXIOM. I'KANK
OlCircWAI. jt MKAJ..Oivlilor. Hoo
nlsh I'laiiosiKurdiittlJrtjtanH. Hand IiiBtruinontii.
LarK'-xt Htoclc of Hhoot Muslo und Hookn. H inds
Huupllod ot i-iiHturn l'rloeu. AIATTIUAe
QUAY CO- el I'oHt Ktreot Han KiiuicIbco.
The Wiley B, Allen Music Store,
Tlio oldest and lanrcst In tins Northwest.
Knabo.Hteck aud llehr llros. Pianos. Kirliiilf
Mouse-proof Organs, i'ubllsliers of The Mutlcal
ramme, a jourum 01 inuiio iju iuhi h umuui,
matter and 10 tmges music), issued monthly, 76c
icryeiir; SHmplucopy, luo. nenii tor caisiogues.
,VILKY 11. A l.l.KN. v!Ji Klrst St., Portland, Or.
ST A TPKITO NO DCIAY, Circular
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r.
ft
(A
. v s.
1
Faker's Golden Female Pills,
"V FnrPemnlo TrreBtilar
ForFcrnalo Irregular
Itlts: tiotlilncllketlietn,
on tho market. Sever
fntt. Successfully used.
Iy prominent ladle,
monthly. Guaranteed
to relievo suppressed,
menstruation.
SURE1 SAFE! CERTAINI
Don't bo humbugged-
Savo Time, llcnlth
and money ;tako no oth--er.
Sent to any address
secttto by mall on re
ceipt ot price, t.w,
Add
idrcss,
THE APHRO MEDICINE COMPANY,
Western llrauch, DOS 27, l'OKTLAXD, OR
Sold by Wisdom Dkuo Co.. Portland, Or.
Wtion I mv euro I do net mean mnroly to etnp them
rnrntlmoandttiou Iwvo tbom rotum In. 1
rmlleM cure, 1 lisvomiwIetlinilifnMoof l'lTS. hi IU
"l'SY or 1Al.UNH SICKNUSSftlllo-longMudy. 1
wrrnt my itmvlr to earn tho wont cm. Hocauso
enro. S.-H.1 t onco for trvstlsoumi I'rwi "ottw
pf my lnfllilV ri-mmlr. OIto I.ith and l'.wt OtOea
JHE SM0KEJ
Will Kav2 no other Jobacco
Who once tries
SZJh OF JWRTjH GAp0liINyn
Plug Gut.
This is the secret of its
Immense sale.
THE ORE AT OVERLAND ROUTE I
Northern Pacific
Thn ONIA' LINK Running Pullman Palaco
Uleeptng Curs. MaKiiinccnt Day Coaches,
aud KleKaiit KmlKrnnt Sleeping
Cam (with bertha frcoof
charge)
FHOlt WASHINGTON AND OUKOON
I'OINTS TO TDK KAST via
St. Paul and Minneapolis.
TON SCALES OF
$66 BINGHAMTON
Beam Box Taro Beam N. Y. Ay
S j, AIJ.SIZ13 sO S3 J
5 MM FITS S
Traiibcontlntjn nl hino ,
The Only paWce HcaMffc
DlriHhG CARS.
L- I i i ii
l''iiNtCHt '1'lnie Hver Slado from tho
Count over tlio
NORTHERN PACIFIC R. R.
- TO
SIOUX CITY, COUNCIL ULUFFS,
BT. JOSlCl'll, ATUIllbON,
IdCAVKN U OItTIl, KANSAS CITY,
UUltldNOTON, QUINCy,
ST. LOUIS, UlilOAOO.
And all points throughout thoKast and South'
cubt, via Ht, I'uul und Miuueapolla.
THE ONLY LINB ItUXNIWO
Through Emigrant Sleeping Cars
KNTIKK LKNOTH OK llOAD.
And hauled on rcgulur Kx press Trains over the
Kntlro Length of tho Northern
I'acllla Kailroad.
A. D. CHARLETON,
Assistant Oenoral I'astongor Agent.
No. 121 First St., Cor. Washington,
POKTLANP OHK.nON
MR. JOHN W. FURBUSH,
An Army VeLeran,
OF AVAKKFIULO,
who has probnblj suffered inoro than any
man or woman In America to-day. Taken
i.Iek wbllo In tho Army, ho him endured
untold agonies tdncc. JicKcrlhlui; his first
Kymptoms ho mild: "My liead ached and
my nnpctlto was poor, I felt a fiilntneas at
tlio pit of tho Btomaeh, and bad tnstu in my
mouth, while my Kkiuwiui sometimes hot
and sometimes cold. I next felt piilns In
my back, and around thu lower portion of
my body, and noticed a peculiar odor nnd
color in thu water I passed, which was
flcant V at onu timo and f reo at others. Homo
times It pained uio to void It, and iignlu it
whs in in (nt lmpodslblo to do so nt all. VI
unliy I heuim to push clear blood accom
panied with tlie proutcst strain and agony."
Nn less than KO eminent physicians at
tended Mr. Kurbiish nt various times, but
not ono of them could help him. Ho was
near death's door. And yet ho says: "lam
allvo nnd well to-day, wholly through tho
wonderful power of limit's Jtciuedy which
took mo from tho vergoof tho grave."
This Orcnt ilemody ubMlulely cures all
Kidney, Uver and Urinary Diseases.
l'or Ralo by nil Pcnlors.
O. X. CUITTICNTON, flunernl ARont,
lir X'ulton.SU, K. V.
fml or tximiMei U Ik llunC't Kmnl$ Co W.l-
PANTS MADEtoORDER,
&B, 9Gf S7, $8.
Men's Suits to Order, $25 to $40.
Fit Guaranteed.
Send -t cents In stamps for ampl7i,.aud rule
for s lf-ineustircmeut. You cad Mvti bbr mouey
by dealing with me, Sutlsf i(itj(m'trnuiel.
ARTHUR KOHN,
Clothier, Hattor n. ';Tllor,
ix)BHa or t
Heeoml and Jtlorrlsun 8t., rorUuuil Or.
Mufitlw this HtV.J 1
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