The Oregon scout., July 03, 1890, Image 5

SOUTH SEA CUSTOMS.
wrecked Sailors Feasted by Royalty.
Drlnkinc Kava with tho Natives.
Even at this'lato pcriotl in tho Nine
teenth century, when tho people nro
supposed to know something of almost
every habitablo spot upon the globe,
they continually meet with something
now in tho habits and customs of races
living m somo rcmoto part of tho
world. Members of tho crew of the
ship John Brycc, which was wrecked
in tho South Pacific, givo n graphic
account ot uio drinking of "kava" by
tho natives of tho island upon which
they landed after beinrr m an onen
boat soven days. It was tho island of
Jdanus, located about 18 degrees south
latitudo ind 17G degrees west longi
tude. Tbcro is only ono white resi
dent there an Englishman.
After tho arrival of tho shinwreckwl
party King Malatua, who reigns over
uio utno island, gave them a banquet,
which is thus described by John
"Wilko, ono of tho crow:
His majesty issued an order to his
subjects to bring in tho material for
tho dinner, which they did. It was
served in a largo bamboo housoat2
o'clock in the afternoon, banana leaves
being spread on tho lloor for a table
cover. Tho king sat at tho head with
his chiefs'on his right. Capt. Murphy
was to occupy tho seat to his left, but,
as ho was ill, tho king's daughter took
tho seat. A crowd of natives wero
ranged around tho walls of tho house,
while women and girls wero singing
and dancing on tho outside for tho
amusement of tho guests. Tho bill of
faro consisted of raw fish, fish blood
sauce, cocoanuts, cocoanutmilk, fowls,
roasted pig and sweet potatoes.
After tho dinner two young girls
wero sent out to dig up somo kava
roots, and when they returned with
tho required quantity they wero
ushered into tho banqueting hall.
They washed tho roots and then sat
down in front of a largo basin partly
filled with water. Each maiden was
provided with a sort of ladle, which
was fastened under her chin by means
of thongs passed over tho head. A
root was then taken by each young
lady and tho process of mastication
commenced.
As thoy chewed tho saliva ran out
of each corner of their mouth and into
tho ladlo prepared to receive it under
their chin. As soon as it becamo full
it was taken oil' and emptied into tho
basin. When tho root was sufficiently
chowed it also was spat into tho basin.
When all tho reots had been treated in
this manner tho girls proceeded to rub
tho stuiF thoy had chowed between
their hands and wrung and squeezed
tho juico out of it, throwing tho refuso
away.
The liquid in tho basin was then
stirred up, cocoanuts shell cups wero
Eroduced. and tho decoction was
anded to each of tho guests by tho
ladies who had done tho chewing.
Wo wero warned by tho Englishman
in an undertono that to refuso would
givo offense, so each gallant tar par
took thereof with expressions and feel
ings akin to that of tho small boy who
was forced to swallow a doso of salts.
It tasted and looked justliko soapsuds,
and another doso in my caso would
certainly havo acted as an emetic. The
natives are very fond of it and drink it
readily. It has a most peculiar effect
upon tho human system.
You will seo a rinjr of natives drink
ing kavat and apparently nothing the
matter with them, each man talki ng
and acting in n perfectly rational
manner; but let ono of them attempt
to rise and you will notice the differ
ence. Ho is drunk from his waist
to his feet, while his upper story has
not been affected at all.
When wo had finished our meal tho
nativo men nnd women sat down, tho
festival being continued until 11
o'clock. After eight days on tho isl
and wo wero taken to Apia, Somoa,
and thero wo shipped for liomo. San
Francisco Chronicle.
'JudB" Wise, of Virginia.
John S. Wise is a noted dog man
not a "Russian dog faced man," but a
lover of and authority upon dogs.
Nobody owning high bred dogs is
quito satisfied with his possessions
until they havo tho approval of Wise.
A favorablo decision at a bench show
is not more satisfactory to dog owners
than such a decision from Mr. Wise,
and his work on dogs is a recognized
authority. Ho has ueen president of
tho American Bench association and
conducted tho greatest dog tests, trials
and shows in tho country.
Ono day in Broadway, New York,
when he was strolling with a friend.
Col. Gordon, a young man stepped
up to him and greeted him as "Judge
Wise." Ho talked glibly, and John
smelt bunco and wondered whether
thero was any hayseed in his hair.
Finally ho said: "Seo here, I think
I havo seen you before, but I am not a
judgo and 1 nover occupied any judi
cial position."
"Oh, I don't mean judgo of law,"
was tho reply. "Of course I know
you aro no judgo of that. I mean
judgo of dogs." Washington Post.
Baby Wit and Wisdom.
Reading tho smart sayings of tho
smart children in your paper, of which
I am a regular reader, I thought I
might contribute a few of tho smart
sayings of our "Buckoyo" youngsters
of which I havo personal knowledge.
Ono of my friends teaches in ono of
tho infant rooms. She asked tho defi
nition of tho word "tiger." They all
Soiled in chorus: "A wild beast." She
ion asked: "What is a tigress?" But
ono boy ventured to hold up his hand.
His answer was: "no looks like a
tiger, but ho's his wife." A few Sun
days ago tho word "mother-in-law"
was in tho Sunday school lesson. Tho
infant class teacher asked if any one
know what tho word meant Little
Frank at onco answered: "Yes. A
cross old woman." Ono of our neigh
ibors was 71 years old Christmas day.
,Ho had sixty gentlemen friends to din
'ner. Ono of tho party was speaking
of it to o party of mends in my pree
,ence, when Little Nell, aged 7, said:
"Papa, ho might havo asked you: he
was at our funeral," hor little brother
Imviac jscccntly been buried. Buck
y Girl in Chicago Herald, JJIrt
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TKIAL.
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that 1 will forever praise it and gladly
recommend it to all suffering with general
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Very truly yours,
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Firm of Reynold & Adams, San Francisco,
California.
hat a pity It is that Just as a woman begins
to be pood company the commences to lot e her
Kood looks.
For allaying hoarseness and irritation
of tho threat it is dally proved that
"Ilromi's Bronchial Troches aro a mild
remedy, yet very.ellicaclous.
Business has come to be buying what one does
not want ami soiling what one has not got.
A HAUNTKI) IIOUSK.
This body of ours has been likened to a cne
meiiL It often has a haunted apartment tho
stomach. Scur'-d by the eldrieh sprite, dysrci
sla, digestion flics and refuses to return. What
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not partial. The Bitters restores tone to the ep
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exuding from the cellular tissue that act upon
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of body. Malaria, kidney complaint, nervous
ness, rheumatism and no ralgla give way to
this medicine.
Listeners are not after the cood thev will hear
of themselves, but the bad they will hear of
others.
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around each bar. Soap for sale by all
grocers.
riiiloxiphy from the Dot.
Count Erjuiuper Say, old man, I want a
cab to-night. Got to take a rich girl to the
theatre, nnd want to do tho right thing by
her. How docs a dollar strike you?
Cabman (on whom flies never light)
What's tho matter with showing up a V, and
doing tho right thing by both of us? New
York Star.
A Dead Sure Thing,
3 f
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Employer 3ee here, Dennis, it was only
last week that you got off to attend your
cousin's funeral. I
Dennis (Interrupting) Faix, so I did, sur,
but the old fulo come to loifo agiu. Lit me
off this onct, and I'll bury hira dead or
aloive. Texas Siftings.
Why Slio Tnrrled.
At a leading summer hotel during the past
season Mrs. D. was among tiro last guests to
leave, taking her departure only when, with
tho 1st of September, the closing of tho hotels
became imminent.
"Why is this thuslyi" nsked a friend. "I
thought you were going to Bar Harbor for
August!"
"Yes," said Mrs. D., "wo did talk about it,
but in the Hrst place wo were perfectly com
fortable where we were, and in tho second I
noticed that everybody who left was duly
picked to pieces by those who remained, so,
like tho dove in tho fable, I staid to protect
my reputation." Philadelphia News
A lloom In Lots.
"I'm in on tho boom," he said. He had
been hovering around her for several months.
"I'm in on tho boom; I've got a lot."
"So havo I," oho said. "I've got a lot, too."
"But I haven't any sand."
"No, I don't think you have," she said:
Thero was u pause. It struck him tho tone
was meaningful, so be sidled up a little
closer, and, taking her hand in a kind of
bashful way, whispered:
"Say s'posen s'posen we put our lots to
gether." And "love's first snowdrop" simply cohered
both lots. San Francisco Chronicle
A Ilude Llttlo Hoy.
Mrs. Hendricks (at breakfast) I was try
ing to tell you, my dear, Mrs. Hobsou called,
and-
Mr. Hendricks-"This coffee is cold.
Mrs. Hendricks Mrs. Hobson called nnd
said
Mr. Hendricks You must tell that butcher
not to send any more such steak.
Mrs. Hendricks 1 will. As I said, Mrs.
Hobson called
Bobby Needn't I go to school today, ina
Mr. Hendricks (sternly) Robert, you
mustn't interrupt your mother when she in
talking. New York Suu.
IIIttliiR Two Professions.
First Highwayman nello, Jim; what are
you looking so blue about
Second High wayman Run against a streak
of bod luck.
First Highwayman How was that!
Second Highwayman Held up a plumber
last night; thought he'd have lota of rocks,
you know.
First Highwayman (surprised) Well,
hadn't hel
Second Highwayman nadnt a red cent.
He told me he had Just been paying bin sum
mer's ice bill. Pittsburg Chronicle,
A Musical Evening.
Da Browne "Thanks, very much, for the
song, Miss Smylhe. You hare a divine
voice. Do you know why tho song you have
just sung is called the 'Swany River I"
"I fancy," she replied, lightly touching the
keys, "it la on account of tho swans there. I
think swans aro so beautiful, Mr. Dc
Browne." Texas gif tinga., . .
There Is nothing In which people betray their
character more than in what they find to laugh
at.
TI1K 11KST r.XTKnXAL KKMKDY.
8. J. Tldwell, Haley's, Marlon county,
Ala., writes:
"Allcock's Ponous Pi.asteus aro a
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do all that is claimed for them. I sell
many hundreds every year, and every day
I hear of their curing cough nnd colds,
diseases of the spine, liver, and ague cake;
in fact, there is no disease that can be
I reached by an oxteriml application that
tncy ho not cure.
Beware of imitations, nnd do not bo de
celved bv misrepresentation. Ask for
Allcock's, and let no solicitation or ex
planation induce you to accept a substi.
tute."
Allcock's Cohn and Bunion Shields
efltct quick and certain relief. ,
Save us f om thoe who know exactly what
their constitutions will bear, ami tin up to it. j
A pocket pincushion free to smokers of "
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Tau-
When a man Is kind to a woman she fogets
he was ever cross, and when a woman Is croRS to
a man he forgets she was ever kind.
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Pullman Palace and Colonist Sleepers and
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freo Reclining Chair Cars, both first-class
and Colonist, which run through from
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Both first-class and Colonist Chair Cars
are furnished with Reclining Chairs of tho
latest improved pattern, are fitted up with
smoking rooms, lavatories for both ladles
and gentlemen, and are lighted by gas.
All classes of passengers are carried in
these cars without additional charge.
Passengers desiring the quickest time
and best possible service from Portland
and the Northwest to all Eastern points
should purchase their tickets via the
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take pleasure in furnishing rates, ticket",
through baggage checks, detailed informa
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Modesto, Cal., May 21, 1800.
Dr. J. Eugene Jordan. Seattle, AVash.
Dear Sm: I hope you will not consider
me tedious if I tell a little experience,
such as may not have come under your
observation. About fifteen years ago a
bright red spot, about the sizo of n pea,
came on one side of th i end of my nose.
It was a source of grent annoyance to mo
nnd great anxiety to my friends, who
feared the spot might be a cancer. It
seemed strange such a thing would come
on my face, for 1113' health has always been
good and I never had so much as a pimple
on my skin. I did not know what to do
for tile trouble. Thero was a throbbing
pain all tho while, and last fall, when the
cold weather set In, the spot became limn
ing red and hard, null remained so. It be
came vety sore to the touch and hot. Tim
naiu was a throbbing, severe pain. Then I
became truly alarmed, for tho thing was
becoming worse, nnd some timo in Febru
ary I remembered that you recommended
M water for the eyes when they wero In
flamed; so I npplied this to my nose one
evening and was sure Unit with tills one
application the inflammation was lessened,
I kept up the treatment n week, and my
nose seemed well. I continued taking tho
medicine for six weeks, nnd at tho end of
that time the purple spot was entirely
gone, nnd there is no truce of the thing
left. Tho redness has also entirely disap
peared. I could not be thankful enough
that I had heard of your medicines nud
knew what to use. Respectfully,
Mits. J. Pimvis.
Dr. Jordan's office is at the residence of
ex-Mayor Yesler, Third and James, Seat
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the Hlstogenotle system.
Caution. The Hlstogenetic Medicines
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The label around the bottlo bears the fol
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If afflicted with Bore Kycs, use Dr. Isaac
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Health and Strength
Soon replace weakness and languor if that re
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OLMBTEAi,Cambrla,'Ban Luis Obispo county,CaI.
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In Ten Mlniitei by Klectrleity Another
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Diirrln on a Seattle Man.
Mr. Editor: For years 1 have been
gradually growing deaf, tint 1 about one
year ago 1 became almost totally neat in
ono ear and the other pirtlally so. Dr.
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by his now mode of cure by electricity. I
reside at Hillsdale, three miles from Port
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the above statement. W.M, Gates.
Aculu ItroiicliitU Cured by Dr. Dnrrlti.
Pohtland, June 0. 1SX).
Mr. Editor Sm: For nearly ono year
I was troubled with acute bronchitis, and
tried every retnedv I could hear of. but ro
celved no benetlt I then wrote l)r. Dar
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1 All chronic diseases, hleod taints.
irregularities in women, loss of
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ever made in the press concerning such ,
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. Examinations free to nil, and circulars will
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ratients at a instance can no curen oy i
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Largest stock of Hheet Music and Hooks. Bunds
applied at KaAlern lYlccs. MATTHIAS
OKAY CO, 101 1'ost BtroeL Bu rrancUoa,
I PURE FITS!
When I sty cure I do net mean merely to stop them
lor a time and then liae tlieni ri'turu Kln. I mean a
tadlclcur, J Iimiu1a tlinriUwueuf F1T8, Hl'ils
:itlY or FALLlNU HICKNESa a life-long etudr.Hl
Warrant myrenwdtooura the wont cues, llecaoeu
Dtharn bare failed la no miaou for not now receiving:
ears. Hona ft onoo for treatise and a Proa llottle
uiiMiiniaremear, uire KipreiM aoa rwuaee,
. HOOT, JU, C.. 1U3 i'carl St. New Ywk.
pKKdBred Liver
I Try BEEGIWS PILLS. I
I 25cts. a Box. I
(RAMps
(Holera
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( TON SCALES
$66
V Beam Box Tare Beam
J Alt SUSS
JHE SMOKER
VVH1 havte no other Jobacccr.
Who once tries
"SZJh OF JWRTj-1 GAJOLIN"
Plug Gut.
Jhis is the secret of its
Immense sale.
CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH
PENNYROYAL PILLS
F1CD CROSS DIAMOriD UHHriU
i Hurt? dJ iaj tfiubie. iadiev
auk Jrutl for Piond Brand, In
rt I. mcullld Niet, alt4 witn Dioe i
ribbon. Take no other. All rilli
In pail brtAf'l ih, lDk wrpfr, r
(tuiuiii) for rartkuUri, tetlroonl1t and
MUrllof flr l.ttillreSin Ultnr, bj return
mull. A'a lipr.
PATENTS
NO OltAY. arcular
tron. W. E. BOUlTtt,
wsniKOToj, 1. e
OF CORSETS TRUE
That wo havo secured tho LlBKcst consignment
of Corsets over ollbtvd hy any store on the Cortst
from ono of tho lament, factories In tho world,
ami one of the most popular. To further Intro
duce their merits everywhere they mako ns spe
cial terms. Wo oflVr.by mall. postnRO paid, a
regular lfi Corset for &1.0G; a $12 Corset for 82
cents; a Rood serviceable Corset 65 cents; a res
ular l.'ir Ladles' Vest, 7 cents: nbovo aro s""
18 to :W, colors drab, croy or com. Miss'
cent Waists, 18 to :M, for A3 cents. The roason lor
this Is the makers believe ynn will always tw
thls Corset If you try one. In Working. Vi-fri,
or SuMtay Gloves for men wo lead all oth m
Have closed out nn entire factory at 60 cents o
the dollar, nud offer them from 83 cents ur,
Every kind aud prlco; tell what work you do
givo bIio and vrlce, und wo cuarautco to suit.
Mailed free. Address SmUIi'H (JunIi More,.
118 Front Street) Nun CruuctNCo, Cnl.
TO LIVC LONG.
Iloir to Protons Life After Allddlo Akc
VIcwn of nn ISinincnt London I'liyMelnn,
Whose Spcclnlty la Ulacnneii of tho
Ascd.
John Gnnlncr, M. D., is a London Phy
sician who makes v. specialty of tho treat
incut of diseases of elderly persons. In a
recent book upon this subject, Dr. Gard
ner Bays :
"A healthy nnd vigorous stato of every
part and every organ is csoential to the
health and well being of the wholo system.
'To grow old gracefully,' is not tho com
mon lot of all. AVith advancing yeant
cotno increased infirmities they aro by nr
means inevitable, and their prescneoisduc
to tho failure to keep up to their work the
various organs of tho body. The Btudy of
tho body by scientists furnishes unques
tionable evidence that tho duration of
human life may bo prolonged to a hundred,
yearn."
Why, then, do so few live to that agep
and why after middle life nnd often be
fore is thero so much siillering from ner
vousness, rheumatism, feebleness, lack oC
appetite, sleeplessness, and debility ? Bo
catiso long life or overwork hns wenkenod)
tho nervous system. Itev. T. Williston.
the famous author of "Christ's MillcnioT
Keign," whcn eighty four years old, suf
fered with indigestion and "rheumatic af
fections. His attention wns called fortun
ately to l'nine's Celery Compound. A free
use of that grent medicine for tho ticrvca
cured him, and made n great improvement
in hia general health.
This grand discovery is an unequaled
niedicino for tho aged. It produces life
und energy and js a marvelous preserver
of the firo and vigor of youth. There i
nothing like it forstrcngthening tho nerres,
nnd curing tho diseases to which old folks
aro specially subject. It is truly cnlled in
vnltiablo bv those who have mntle a special
study of diseases of elderly people.
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A. D. CHARLETON.
ABslotatit Oenoral PasteiiRer Agent;
No. 121 First St., Cor. Washington,.
PORTLAND, OltKOON.
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96 M7
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Bend 4 cent lit Mumps (or sample aud thUi
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ARTHUR KOHN,
Clothier, Hatter and Tailor,
oukxkh or
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