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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (June 19, 1890)
EXPLOSIVES IN DOSES. The U.e of Oon CottorTnnd Nltro-Glycer. Inn In .Medical Prattler... Dr. n. II. Uurchard, a famous Phlla aolphia physician, speaking of tho progress of medical (science in theso later years, said to a roportor tho othor day: "ilavo you any idea of how far high explosives aro usod in medicines? You can not got your knowledge from books unless you ransack five hundred vol umes and pick up tho scattered items hero and there. It may surpriso you to know that thoy aro in daily uso and of tho greatest valuo in all sorts of dls oascs and injuries. "Tuoro is, for oxamplo, gun cotton, or, as wo call it, proxylin. It is twice as powerful as gunpowder, but very much inferior todynamlto or nltro-glycorlno. Dissolved in othor, it makes that won derful compound wo call collodion. In this shapo it is employed to protect raw or injured surfaces. It dries rapidly in fact, almost as fast as it is employed and loaves bohind a fine, elastic arti ficial skin, which is air and water-proof ngainst microbes and diseaso gorms. Mixed with cantharidos.collodion makes tht best blistering plaster known to science Mixed with tannin or tannic Rcid, it makos a wonderful remedy for Stopping tho How of blood from wounds. In cases of scalding and burning col lodion onablos tho protesslon to covet tho exposed flesh in a manner never bo foro possible. No secretion of tho body affects it, nor, on tho othor hand, does it exert any unpleasant orobjectionablo influonco upon tho systom. "But of oven greator valuo is nitro glycerine. "Wlion used inmedicino it is larpoly diluted, ono part being mixed with ono hundred parts of alcohol, and ono drop of tho resultant mixturo is a dose. In this form it is an admirable antidoto in casos of neuralgia of tho heart and many cases of nervous dis turbances of tho human body. Thus it has been used and given wonderful ro liof in nervous asthma, hiccoughs, head aches and similar disorders. It lias ro peatedly cut short an attack of tho chills and fover, and bo ominent an au thority as Dr. liobort ltartholow recom mends it in certain forms of Uright'a diseaso, and also for that most misera ble of earthly ailments, sea-s'.ckness. "Thus far wo havo only begun to know tho medical virtues of gun-cotton, nitro glycerine and aniyl-nltrido. Uoyond theso there aro over six high explosivoa of which wo know little or nothing as to j thoir real character, and nothing at all ' regarding their action upon the physical organteations. It does seem curious, ! howover, that substances which in largo quantities aro dost- ctivo of Ufa and property should, in small ones, 1)8 beneficial to tho sick and injured. The gun-cotton which blows a man up en ables tho physician to destroy tho pain of his aw members and to heal them in loss timo than was i over before possible" 1 with othor remedies." Washington btar AT FRIEDRICHSRUHE. The Itctlrcd CluMicclor'a Surroundings In the Sachsenwalil. Princo Ilismarck's homo at Friedrlchs rube, whoro tho ox-CliancHlor now leads tho ciniplo lifo of a country gentleman, is a most secluded spot, though only an hour distant from Hamburg by express train. Tho estato is surrounded by for est land tho Sachsonwald so little fre quented that tho deer aro quite tamo and scarcely pay attontion to tho train rushing by. Littlo of tho estato is visi bio from tho railway, biu thick undor wood, with an occasional gllmpso of tho narrow rivor Ail, covered with roods, which turns tho Prince's saw-mills. Tho houso lies to the right of tho lino, but is hiddon from tho rain by a high, red brick wall which also borders the main road, while the rivor and hedges close in tho two remaining sides. Originally Freidrichsruho was a hunt ing lodge, built in 1703 by Count Fred erick of Lippo-Stornburg, and later it becamo an inn, called Frascati, whore tho Hamburgers flocked for picnics on holidays. When William 1. prosonted tho estato to his Minister, Princo Ills marck added to tho house, but kopt the main building intact It is a two storied edifice, painted light yellow, tho Prineo's apartment being on the ground fioor, whilo tho rooms up stairs aro occupied by tho Princess and the Countess Ilantzau, tho Princo and Princoss' only daughtor, with hor threo littlo boys. Handsomo shrubs and a fine plno troo aro planted in tho front of tho houso, tho rivor Au running at tho foot of tho grounds and forming a tii.y water fall. Princo Uismarck has no near neigh bors oxcopt in tho littlo village of Friedrlchsruh, with its inn and a fow scattered houses inhabited by foresters, postal and railway officials, tho work men at tho saw-mills with thoir fami lies, a tailor, a blacksmith and a miller Tho only important porsonago is tho head foroster of tho Sachsonwald, who is mayor of tho vlllago nnd tho manager of Schwarzonbeck another of Princo Ilisniarck's small properties which Ho oloso by, llko tho farms an1 pastures of Silk and Schonhauson. Tho Princo on joys talking local gossip with tho for ester, inquiring anxiously whothor tho cattlo thrive in tie meadows or whothor tho wood-cutting soason has boon profit able. Princess Uismarck would ofton say at the Parliamentary receptions: 'My husbanu takes moro real interest in a turnip than in all your politics," and tho Princo has now tho opportunity of proving tho truth of this wlfoly criti cism. LondjonGjyihlc: lllotvlng for u I'urpine. Joo '"hat follow is making a great ioal of noho about his hotel bill. As ho ought to know thatit will not holp matt ra, do not soo why ho blows so much. Kll IIo probably blows to cord it. You know that cold contracts. Chicago Intor-Ocoan Ilupciiiluil oil lllO JtdUlt, Passer-by (to Tommy, who lias jus? boon lighting) Wouldn't your fathor whip you If ho knew you had boon fighting? Tommy Well, that doponds. If tho other boy whipped mo pop would whip mo too; but if I lirkei tho other boy, pop would just iay, "I wouldn't fight, It I woro Vou, Tommy." Llppincott. AXOTIIKH DHUGOIST SPEAKS. March 2J, 16P0. Manufacturers of The Great Sierra A'ftf ncy and Liver Cure. Gentlemen: I notice a great increase in the sales of your remedy, and judge that by the repeated calls for it that it gives entire and complete satisfaction to the parties using it. It is the best selling Kidney and Liver Cure that I handle in slock. Respectfully yours, John AVm. Saltlk, 2115 Mission street, corner of Twenty-llrst, San Francisco, Cal. The average sensation newspaper article Is like a pair of tongs; a big lieail, and nil the rest Is extenuation. I Six Xovels Free will be pent by Cragin , & Co., Philadelphia, I'd., to nny one in the I United Suites or Cnnula, postage paid, ! upon receipt of 5 Dobbins' Klectric Soap i wrappers. See Hut of novel on circular around each bar. Soap for sale by all i grocers. If a ybody who Is " one of us" has not yet i been asked "Where arc you going this summer?" that person will please Mgnliy by rising. For throat diseases, coughs, colds, etc., elleetlve relief is found in the use of "llrou-n's ISronchial Troches." Sold only in boxes. 25 cents. Householder (to suspicious character) What do you want? Suspicious eluraeter (thought fully)! (luuiio; what ycr got? Hrownlow That's a smart boy you have. Michigan Father (proudly) Sehmart? I vould my he vas! He vas born In Milwaukee, and he speaks Kngllsh 'mint m veil as German already. Kicli' fragrant! flue! aro the expressions of those who smoke "fannlH's Punch" 5c Cigar. Lying is wicked; but not unfashionable. t auk goodness! It is fiewarc of imitations of the celebrated Seal of North Carolina l'lug Cut Tobacco. Groom "Shall I rub his legs oir, sir?" you had better leave them on." " No, Plunder's! Oregon III nod I'urif lor is tho best remedy for that dread disease, dyspep sia, for It regulates tho lymphatic- system and bad secretions. Thy Gkumua for bruukfast. WOUNDED HONOR AVENGED. How Proud Iioi;c;r Would Teach the lliiuglitv Itioli :i Lesson. There was a certain air of prido and svon of hautour about him us ho caino ?"?n tho front at0Ps of the .Massaehu- sottsavenuo mansion, notwithstanding tho fact that ho had just boon refused a ! small loan of only fifteen cents, a re- I niost for wlilnh liml linnn mil vovnd 1)V tho maid ser'- nt to tho mistress of tho house. . "I havo been grossly insulted," ho faid' "grossing a young man with a momont on tho sidewalk for tho pur- poso of investigating tho contonts of an accidental ash barrol in hopes of rak ing therefrom a nows Itom of somo sort "Who did It?" asked tho Star roportor, for it was he. Tho proud-looking stranger pointed with his thumb over his loft shoulder at tho handsome rosidonco behind him. "I demanded a trilling pecuniary ac commodation, ho explained hoarsely," and thoy sent ino down an insolent mes sage of refusal." Tho stranger pujled thoughtfully at a wisp of long black hair that hung ovor ono oar. Finally ho said: "I havo it!" "A scliomo of rovengo?" asked tht nowspapor man intorostedly for ho, too, dotestod aristocrats. "Exactly." "What Is It?" "Uuttor." "Ilutter?" "That's tho idoa. I propose to got ovon by buttering tho stops." "You moan to bring them down to your lovol, oh?" "To somo oxtont." "Hut butter costs money." "It needn't bo tho best butter, yot. know." "Of course not; but enough ovon of a poor article to make a toboggan slido of tho steps would bo a largo oxponso." "You mistako my object," ho said. "I do not contemplate summoning tho law of gravity to my aid for tho purposo of destroying tho family. Too much risk would bo Involved. What I proposo doing is simply to put a littlo groaso on thoso costly stono steps during tho night. Fivo minutes' work with a small quantity of second-hand buttor will do about S'm)0 worth of damage You know tlvo groaso sinks into tho stono, and nothing short of tho chisel will ovor got it out again. I'll teach theso haughty rich peoplo that it is cheapor to oxtond a small financial assistance to tho ox tent, say, of fifteon cents to a gentle man temporarily ombarrassed than to mako him a deadly onomy, propared at tho first favorablo opportunity to sproad buttor and dosolatlon In thoir paths. Ha, ha! I will vot bo rovonged. Faro wolll" Washington Star. . Tim I.urcent I'l-rfcrt !uin. Tho largest porfoct diamond in tho world is now tho Imporial, that was ex hibited at tho Paris oxposltlon lastyoar, and which Is valued nt SI. 000,000. This is tho most valuable stono in tho world und is owned by a syndicate. Tho big yost and host ruby in oxlstonco is owned In London and is valued at .10. 000. It has no parallel, evon in tho crown Jewels, and it isrolatodthattho Duchess of Edinburgh carrlod it all tho way to St. Petersburg for tho Czar to havo a look at It. Tho largest and mostboautl ful cat's-oyo in tho world weighs 170 carats, is owned in London, and is In sured for 30,000 rupees. Tho finest pri vate collection of pearls in tho world Is ownod by Mine. Dosno, slstor-ln-law to AI. Thiers. Tho biggost oinorald in tho world weighs ii.OSO carats, and is in tho Imporial Jewel office in Vlonna. Tho largost and costliest cafo-oyo in tho world is ownod by a Moorman of Coylon, who dug it up himself from tho mines. He has been olft red 00,000 for it but Jeclmcs to part with it at that figure, sayintr that, tf he liked, ho could cut it ur, into f.,rt sruali pieres and H"U i'Ut. pii e firut"".t" oi hi, n-Tgrt-B'at.n'jroUy ai arly 8-uu.wu. - Inventor, SKLF-rUAISK. Self praiRO N no recommendation, but there nre time hen ono must permit a person to tell lie truth nbout himself. When what he says is supported by the testimony of others no reasonable man will doubt his word. Xow, to say that All-cock's Ponous Plastkus aro the only genuine and reliable porous plasters made Is not celf-praise in the slightest cleg ec. They have stood the test, for over thirty years, and in proof of their merits it is only necessary to call attention to the cures they have effected and to tho voluntary testimonials of those who havo used them. Huware of imitations, and do not be de ceived by misrepresentation. Ask for Ai.LCOfK s, and let no solicitation or ex planation induce jou to accept a substi tute. Ali.cock's Coun and Bunion Shiklus ell'e t quick and certain relief. It is altogether wrong and Improper, besides beiiig Impolite, for any oiw to speak of the doe tor's servant as the valet of the shadow of death. A HAITNTEI) HOUSE. This body of ours has been likened to a (mo ment. It often has a haunted apartment the stomach, i-eard by the ehlrleh sprite, dyspep sia, digestion tiles and refuses to return. hat ran break the spell, what e ,n raise tho ban laid upon the unhappv organs? We answer unhc.-l-tatluglv, Hosteller's St maeh Hitters, and wn are warra ted in the response- by tho recorded ' testimony of mvrituls, covering a period of over i a third o"f a century. A course of the Hitters, i ... I.. ...... .1...... ..f 41... ..Oil., 4t.i n,1 ...irufwt. Utklllt 111 fill MftKl IN HIV IU1HI llllll HUH entlv followed, will terminate in cure positive, no! partial, 'the hitter restores tone to the ep- n.wl .....111..., ,ll.l llllnu. If;niril III I I l., IVIIVM mi .iii .hi:.- uiv ...- exuding from the cellular tissue that aet upon i .iv.,.,1. 1,1!.. trnnl fT,l Ktllln. IIIV ItM'il uiKininnji I'.IV IH'll, ach and the blood, and promotes a regular habit of bod v. Malaria, kidney complaint, nervous ness, rhcumntUm and ne ralgla give way to this medicine. A Louisville paper speaks of a "whisky plant." TliU is the plant that produces rum blossoms on the human face. KIT It K CUICK KOK I'll. KM. Buro cure for blind, bleeding and itching l'llcs. One box has cured the worst cases of ten years' stiincliiiu. No ono need sullVr ten minutes after usine Kirk's German I'ilo Ointment. It absorbs tumors, allays the itchiug, acts as a poultice, gives relief. I)r. Kirk's German I'ilo Ointment is prepared only for Fllws and itchiug of the private parts, aud nothing else. Every box is warranted Bold by Druggists and sent by mall on receipt of price, 11.00 per box. J. J. Mack A Co., Whole sale Agents, Pau Frauclsco. SOJ1K OF TIIH TKUTHS l'KOlM.K SHOULD KICAI). Skattlk, February 10, 1S!)0. .1. Eugene Jordan, M. D. Doctor, my little daughter 7 years old was taken willi scarlet fever; was Hick two days beforo I went for a doct' r. He came and told mo she had scarlet fever and was a very Hick child, and seemed to feel quite concerned about her. I got tho medicine lie prescribed, and went to Gogging'H and got M. OO. G. of your medicine, and stiyed by her night and day; gave It every fifteen minutes. By tho way, I told tho doctor not to come until I sent for him. Ho asked me if I knew what a dangerous disease it was. I told him I could come for him if needed. My mother has had considerable experience with scarlet fover, and she win the most frightened woman you ever saw, but I had confidence in your treatment. From the first hour she took it she began to get better; in twelve hours her water commenced to inert nse, and from the first dose she began to recover and never stopped. I had my littlo boy 4 years old tako a lit tle occasionally; in about two weeks n little of the rash came out on him, and that ended the whole tiling. Mo her Hays my littlo girl's rapid recov ery is tho greatest case she ever knew in all her experience. I gave her jiiHt 0 worth of your treat ment. A. II. Pjiatt. Sacramento, Cal. Dr. Jordan's ofllre is at tlio residence of ex-Mayor Yesler, Third and James, Seat tle. Consultation and prescription abso lutely fkkk. Send for free book explaining the Ilistogonetic system. Caution. Tho Histogenetic Medicines are sold in but one agency in each town. Tlio label around tho bottle bears the fol lowing inscription: " Dr. J. Eugene Jor dan's Histogenetic Medicine." Everyother devico is a fraud. Creates An Appetite There is nothing for which wo recommend Uooi's Sarsaparllla with greater coufldence than for loss of appetite, Indigestion, sick headache and other troubles of dyBpeptlo nature. In tho most natural way this medicine gently tonus tho stomach, assists digestion and makes ono feel "real hungry." Ladles In dellcato health, or very dainty aud particular at meals, after taking Hood's Sarsaparllla a fow day, find themselves longing for and eating the plainest food with unexpected tellsh and satlsfuctton. Try it. Hood's Sa rsapari 1 1 a Sold by all druggists, il; six for 5. Frcpared only by O. I. HOOD A CO., Lowell, Mass. IOO Dosos Ono Dollar BEECHAM'S PILLS ACT JjIICE IAU1C ON A WEAK STOMACH. 25 Cents a Box. OF ALL DRUCCISTS. To care nilloaiDMi. Blck Headache. Constipation, llalarla. Llrer Complaint, Ukn tbe af and certain remsdjr, BMITJl'H r I W M VBi M WL. I J I m EmC mm B IU ItS mmW I mmm mm Em mmm r IW W . m m Uh the BMALL BIZE f 40 little bean to the bot tle), 'tUer are the wont convenient) null all axe. I'rlceof cither lie, VS cenu per bottle. triCCIMrk at 7. 17. 70i I'lioto-Krarnre, rWIOOl IVl panel Ue of lliU picture for 4 ceuie (ooppcr or ump), J Y SMITH A CO., ' Maker of 'lllle lieani, HU ImuU. Mo. PATENTS hO DflAT, Clreular fr. w. r. lOUtlfH. Mil T1IKKK YKAltS AOO. A Lone Llt of IVopIe Cured lty Ir. Par rln In California Three Vcars Aro, Thus Slum lug tlio Permanency of tli Klcrtrlc Cures. Mrs. H. F. Halley, Uenlcla, Cal.-Total deafness in ono ear twelve ears caused by catarrhal troubles; cured last May and remains permanent. Mrs. K. Desworle, Fresno. Cal. Cured two years ago of female weakness, falling of the womb and change of life; also liver and kidnev complaint. Mr. K. F. Mclvinley, llWTJ Polk street. Sun Francisco Deafness two years: cured in ten minutes. .1. II. Zweifel, 10 Hnyes street, San Fran cisco Catarrhal deafness fourteen years in one ear, and total deafness) in the other, caused by para ysls of the drum and aud itory nerve: loth cured. Charles lingers, Grove street. San Francisco -Discharge of the car, deafness ami noises in the ear since 0 months old; perfectly cured three ears ago. William Heinz'-' girl. 2 Dale place, oil' Golden Gate avenue, between Hyde and Leavenworth streets, San Francisco Dropsy, heart disease and inllammatory rheumatism, limbs swollen to mi enormous size, life despaired of; cured in one month. Miss T. M. .iHrquctnlii, telegraph op erator at Herkeley, Alameda county, Cal. Troublesome discharge of the ears seven years; cured, William Cuinmings, Jr., Ilrm of Cum mlngs' ri.uis, American jewelers, U'Si Kear tij street, San Francisco -Paralysis of the muscles of the turns and shoulders and great pain: cured. Gcrge Thistleton. editor of Patriotic American, Sm Francisco, testifies to the cure of his daughter of deafness and wore ness of the ear and side of tho head. lrs. Parrln'rt I'lueo of llusluesa. Drw. Dnrrin can bo consulted daily at the Washington building, corner Fourth and Washington streets, l'ortlaod.nnd Harrow Cat liu building, Tacoma, Wash. Hours, 10 to 3; evenings. 7 to 8; Sundays, 10 to 12 All chronic diseases, blood taints, irregularities in women, lo-is of vital power and early Indiscretions perma nently cuied, though no references are ever made in the press concerning such cases, owing to the delicacy of thopaticnts. Examinations free toall, and circulars will bo sent Ireo to any address. Charges for treatment according to patient's ability to pay. Tlio poor treated free of charge from 10 to 11 daily. All private diseases confi dentially treated, and cures guaranteed. Patients at. a distance can be cured by home treatment. Medicines nnd letters sent without the doctors' name appearing. Veurda. bcxtk&'fhc jpartsai fected freely wth LLER Ful in sugar and Water Simas a day, and you'll 6&t rei ef at on co. and. o. Cure , aftox failhftxi use of ihis YQ.mo.dy. Qx.r2.s (bre.'fhrocit, fros3L . OF CORSETS TRUE That wo havo secured the biggest consignment of Corsets ever oll'ered by any Btoro on thu Coast from one of tho largest factories In the world, and one of tho most popular To further Intro duce their merits everywhere they make us Bpo cIbI terms. Wo ofler, hy mall, postage paid, a regular 115 Corset for $1.0fi: a 12 Corset for K'J cents; n good serviceable Corbet fiftcents! a reg ular 1.25 Ladles' Vest, 7 cents! above aro slz"H IS to ,10, colors drab, grey or ecru. Misses' 7ft cent Waists, is to 'JO, for f,1 cents. There son for this Is tho makers believe you will always uso this Corset If you try one. In Working. Jtrlvtny or Sunday Gloves for men we lead all others, Have closed out an entlro factory at CO cents on tho dollar, and oll'cr them from 3U cents up. Kvery kind and price; tell what work you do, give slzo and price, and wo guarantee to suit. Mailed free, Address Nml t li'x OiinIi Store, I1H Front (Street, Nun FruiK-lNcu, Cn. JHE SM0KEJ? Will Kave rvo other Jobacco Who orvce Iries "SELi OF JWRTfi GAJOLINV " Plug Cut. Jhis is the secret of its Immense sale. Tht fltftit AMMr in tht World 7 relatfy IU. INAAO TIIO.HI'.NON'M OPI PnUATCfl ffYP.WATEB. TliUurlTcluTucarrluTIy pirpaml pLtlCluu'spre- ncrtpllon, and luuUn In oouttnul uw for nearly u eentury fhero aro few dUea to which niankfiid ru aublt morB dUlrculue than uira etu: ttlid nono, x-rliapa, for which inoru rviiKxlles hare Immmi trlwl wltlioutauoeeiw, Korallxlrual Inllamniatloii of the eye It la nil Infallible remedy. If Ilia illrt-o tloni are follownl It Mill never fall. Woparlloularly lnIU the attention of l.liylclaiu In IU inrrlta. For aalehyalldrUKifl". JOlIN 1 TMU11F&ON, BOMI co., Tuor, 5 v Fjittbitthod im. OR i!tnC9fin 22 A MONTH cnU Wide P 'J."-lUpc.OU. working for w. l'uroin pr frrd who can furnltha horte nl jriiiililriipli Iliuoi t'.el u.iuf Hreimmini4iinrljt.rifl'j)f iuhi,nl i.' A few onci; In f wn ena cltie , a i', JOUHHOU X CO., I0W Mm Bl , Itmhuioiwl, V. AN ELEGANT PACKAOK OF FINK OAKDS, Including 15 rare novelties, shapes and artistic imported oleoufrunhlc and chro- 1 matic cards. This lame and beautiful col 1 lection sent by mail to any ono who vP ! do this: Buy a box of the "genuine Dr . AlcLano s Celebrated Liver Pills from itiy ! druggist, price 'S cents, and mail i's tho outside wrapper with your address, J.'1!.':-- iv written, and 4 cents in stair ps. The genuine McLane's Pills are prepi rod onlv ' by Heming Bros., Pittsburgh, Ph., and have been in constant uo for over sixty years. They nre superior to all others in purity and ellectlveness. A certain cure for indigestion and sick headache. Ad dress, Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa. Older Sister (who has 1moii talking of the Im mortality of the soul! Hut you know, dear, It is only the body that they bury ' Kllle Why, what becomes of the head I U MOBS- (liticirra nl'MOItS OK TI1K HI.OOI), SKIN AND sca'p, whether Itching, burning, bleed ng, I scaly, crusted, pimply, Mole y r copper- ol ' ored, witli loss of hair, either simple, scrofulous, nereiHian or coniagious. are specuuy perma nently, economically aud infallibly euieil by thel'l'TKTit v lti:Mil)lKs,eonsstln of Ci'Tlil'lu, the great skin cure, l'e rice iu So v can exquisite skin puriller and beauiltltr, a id ittiipha Hk soi.vrnt, ttie new blood nun (lor and greatest of humor remedies, when the les nhvslclans and i a 1 other remedies fall. T Is is strong language, nut true, i exit I'll v kkmkiuks aro the only in fallible blood put tilers. Sold everywhere. I'rlco, Cl'Tlt I'iia, M)c; Soap, 2Se, Kes.oi.vknt, $1. Prepared by 1'otter Drug and Chemical Corporation, llostou Send for " How to Cure Skin Diseases." to" I'imples, blackheads, clump d aud oily 'Ot ftff- skin prevented by CVTK l in Soap, tmi U llackarhu, kidney pains, w ak ess aud ftji rheumatism relli v d n one minute by the JjJlTTUT'llA ANTI PUN I'l.ASTKIt. 25c Ask Him ! Who ? JONES OF BINGHAMTON, BINGHAMTON, N. Y. What? Why on Scalosx " He Pays the Freight." AI.l, AltOUT NIIKVOUMNUSS. Au Insidious Dlsciise Which DeslroyH lit Thousiiiids. N'ervousiic,,?) or nervous weakness, is n disease of comparatively modern growth. It loves u brillinut mark, and tho best and brightest men and women of our land he come its prey. There aro many causes which bring it on overwork, worry, im proper food, exposure, over-indulgence in alcoholic beverages or tobacco, and excess es of dilleient kinds. Nothing presents a nioro pitiable Bi'ht than a person sulleriug from serious ner vous prostration. Tlioinind becomes weak and forgetful ; tho patient cannot sleep, and there are terrible pains in the head. Feelings of despondency or depression aro ever present; theio is a restlessness of tho eyes, nnd a disinclination to meet peoplu: the features become pale, careworn, and haggard; 'tlio muscles weak and flabby, and tlieru is a general sense of being unlit for anything. Somo of our most distinguished people havo trod this awful road which ends in paralysis, apoplexy, paresis, insanity, leath. Happily a cure has at last been Jiseovercd for this fearful disease. An eminent medical gentleman, professor in Dartmouth College has made a discovery which will bring happiness to many a heart. It is called I'aiuo's Celery Com pound, and is nature's own restorative for weakened nervous power. Under its in vigorating aud health-giving action, the mind will soon regain its vigor: tho eyes will sparkle as of old, tho muscles becomo firm, the neryes strong, tho blood will pul sate rapidly and steadily, and the tide of health will come hack agafn. This reliable preparation creates an np petite, gives sound sleep and as yet is tlio only known remedy for nervous diseases. If your head aches or you feel worn, do not delay tho uso of this true strcHgthcner. I CURE FITS a When I say cam I do nut moan morely to eKip Ihom foratlmoandthenuavo them return agnin. Iinnina ailkitl vur, I Iisvh midntlin diseaso of F1TH, 1CF1L :iSY or FALLING HICKMKSSallfo-lpngsluilr. 1 Irarrant my remndy to oure thovronitca&tt!. ltocaiiM others havo failed f no rowm lor nut uuw raoMvIng a care. Hunrt at cinoa I or a trout lj and a Fr Until nf nT Intullililo ri'tnoily, tllro Kiprm aud Fuat H8! 11. ti.KOUT, JI,0..18a I'vurlfiit- Now uim ar Plao'a Oure for Oon umnUonUTlIEUlMT for keeping the toloe dear. 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