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CRAZED BY PROSPERITY. Too Much Success Driven a Musical Com- poser MhI. The. sad story of Willlnm Rob, tlie composer, who has just bcon placed la a lunatic asylum, from which, accord mg to tho doctors, no is unlikely over to go out again, glvos a striking illus tration of the dangers of overprosperl ty. His story ia very curious. Twenty years ago ho led tho life of an out-and-out Roheminn not of an elegant imi tator, cashless Arab of art. At that timo ho was tho familiar of two singers, who had a tremendous reputa tion among tho frequenters of tho lerw ropntablo musical halls at Vienna. At their entertainment he was the orches tra, for tho solo accompaniment in these places is tho piano. Resides this, lie could make for them tho not very moral couplets with which thoy made their mark. The lifo might not bo unpleasant, for though tho wages wcro not good, and Rob often had to go all day without a meal, ho could com pensate for it at night. When his two "divas" were asked out to supper he went with them, and, by shilling him-f-olf with good things and champagne, ho mado up for forced asceticism. One evening a lucky thing happened to him. Somebody had suggested to Huron Nathaniel 'do Rothschild that It would be amusing to visit one of these Ringing saloons; and ho went. As Is well known, he is a musical amateur, and particularly fond of Viennese music. So when chance brought him to tho place whero our trio were per forming ho paid littlo attention to the rather commonplace charms of tho two sirens, while ho noted with surprise the brilliant execution of their accom panist, who performed valses of Strauss and Laura as well as his own composi tions in tho interludes. Now, Roths child had been thinking for some time of getting together a company of twelve firat-rnto musicians for his palace at Wildcn. and tho idea camo across him which he ultimately carried out of installing Rob there as permanent chief. Hero was a chance for tho poor Rolioinian. At tho touch of a magician's wand lie found himsulf transformed into splendid apartments, fashionably clothed waited upon by servants, with his pockets full ol monoy, and publishers clamoring for tho rights of publishing his songs. His now patron, was proud of him and took lilin to London, Paris and other places, got him to play boforo th Prince of Wales and otherwise made a lion of him. Everywhere tho ox planlst went about like a great lord; everywhere ho was treated with tho doforenco paid to wealth and tho friends of millionaires. Tho change proved too groat for his brain. Tho ' derangement of his faculties soon be gan to bo shown by tho development of extraordinary eccentricities. Ilo de veloped an iueredlblo rellnentent of taste, and even the table of the Huron do Rothschild was not exquisite enough for him. As to champagne, ho gave overdrinking it and used It externally This got worse anil worse. Tho Huron who treated him as a spoiled child thought to obviate tho llrsl symptoms of madness by traveling about with him to tho Alps and elsewhere, but in vain, lie got worse and worse, and eventually had to be handed over to a specialist, a sad ens of a man's brain being overturned by prosperity. London dlohi. WOMAN'S PROGRESS. Jtlglits mill ItenollU Mm Hit tiiiluril In I'nst ('fill ury, in Washington s limn women had scarcely any rights or opportunities out of the domestic circle. A married woman was a legal nou entity. 1 he husband was the legal guardian of tho wife, or rather ho pos sessed all the rights of both. In law tho twain were one, and that one wag tho husband. To-day u wife Is in many respects distinct, independent being in law. Sho may acquire, hold, convoy and will properly. Sho may engage In business, carry on trade, make con tracts. She may sue and bo sued, may enforco her rights and defend them. Hot h married and unmarried women have acquired political rights, in cer tain Territories a sullrago equal to that enjoyed by men has been con forced on them. In some States thoy may vote for certain otllcers and hold certain olllces. Everywhere there Is a growing tendency to enlarge tho polit ical rights of all women, as there Is to enlarge tho civil rights of married women, SHU more striking has born the opening of a vast and varied sphere for tho occupation of women, in lit erature they have come to the front in largo numbers. In trade and Industry countless thousands aro employed. Thoy aro found In office and store, lr shop and factory. A largo proportion of tho box have coasod to bo depend ents. They have beconio wugo-aarn-era and frelf-supporters. They aro re spected and honored for tho necessities of llfo their own livelihood. And this vast army battling with and earning of employed women and crease with Y. Herald. girls is destined to In ovory coming your. N. Florida people can hold their own In tho way of titles. Tho Palatka Herald romiirkst Yesterday wo made it our business to keep a record of tho number of men in our town holding some sort of title, and In loss than three hours tho figures showed up six Generals, flftoou Colonels, eight Majors, nineteen Captains, ninety-eight fudges, nine doctors und only twelve privutos, and thoy wuro defeated can JltJutcs for office." HANGING FEELS GOOD. Bo Say a Young Man Who Ha Oona Through the Experience. I icarnod from tho hotel clerk horc, Bays a Now York Herald correspondent at Elmira tho othor day, that a young plumber doing business on tho prin cipal street had once been hanged, and when cut down was thought to bo dead. Hero seemed a good ehanco to inves tigate from first hands tho tortures of tho operation which has relieved the State of so many of its ornamental citizens. This young man's namo is Miles Doyle. Ho is a fine, strapping fellow, a member of Assemblyman Hush's crack Twenty -sixth Company. Ho has always resided in Klmira, where his parents wcro among tho first settlers long before it became a city. Tho event which culminated In his hanging happened 11 vo years ago. and at the time attracted much attention from tho local press, although his de scription of his feelings while dang ling by the neck was never recorded. It was a school-boy's escapade, While chasing a rabbit through tho grounds of ox-Alderman Hughes, lie attempted to run ovor a raised platform upon which the housewives stand while hanging clothes upon a revolving reel. There is no date obtainable as to the length of tlmo which ensued from tho moment ho ran upon tho platform and tho tlmo when a servant girl opened tho kitchen door and was hor rified to see a young man, his face black and blue, dangling from the ropo on this reel. One glanco at tho distorted features convinced her that tho youth was dead, but sho gavo a shriek which called tho neighbors to tho scene. Ex-Spenkor JorcMcGuiro was among tho first to arrivo, and with consider able presenco of mind cut young Doylo down and, with tho assistance of Mrs. Hughes, procooded to resuscitate him. At first It was thought llfo was extinct, but in less than half an hour ho had been sulliciently rcstorod to bo con voyed to his home. Such is tho narrativo of tho occur ronco, all tho partlos named being woll-known residents of this com munity. 1 found young Doyle at his meteor's jesidenco, lifJO Columbia street. Tho young gentleman was making active preparations to join his military com pany. When I asked him what were his feelings while hanging he replied: "At first I experienced a slight wrench In tho neck, but no pain fol lowed It. 1 thought thou that I had jumped from tho top of a high building, and when goingdown 1 kept wondering when I was going to alight. Gradually tho air seemed to thicken, and thou I thought I wasn't going to full any further, but that something under mo kept mo Hunting in the air. 1 could hear distant music, and a wonderful light Hashed through tho scene Hint made tho whole place the most beauti ful J had ever seen. I felt awfully happy, and when 1 recovered my senses my tlrst thoughts were of resentment to tho rude persons who took mo away from my beautiful vision. "1 think hanging is about as happy a death as one can choose, if he's got to go." A TANK INCUBATOR. New Wiiy of Hatching Chicks for the riillmli'lplilii Market. Not many spring chickens aro being raised by incubators in Rorks County, Pennsylvania, which clings to tho old fashioned way. Hut Mr. Hoch. of Oloy, mado a success In that lino and Intro duced some now ideas. He makes his own incubators. He runs two of thorn this spring, tho ono having a capacity of y.r0 eggs and tho other 100. His in cubators aro heated with hot water, tho tank being immediately ovor tho top of tho drawer containing tho eggs. Mr. Hoch claims that this Is far bettor and safer than tho oil-lamp heat. Kaeh day, two or three times, he taps off a quantity of water and rolllls the tank with boiling water, enough to keep the temperature in tho egg drawer at 103 dogreos. When tho eggs have boon in tho inoubator live or six days they aro tested, and Mr. Hoch says ho can then toll whether they aro fertile or not, Tho sterile eggs aro thus removed and tho good ones placed back In tho Incu bator. At tho end of tho tlmo required by a hatching hen three weeks tho drawer Is full of chicks, nearly ovory egg producing one. "Hut whore do you got a mother from to take care of tho chickens?" asked an Kaglo representative. Mr. Hoch replied that ho had a building for this purpose called a brooder-house. The building Is forty- six feet long by ton wide and ten feet high. The shlo toward tho cast slants to within two feet of tho ground, and Is supplied with windows which, by means of a twlno and pulley on tho In side, aro raised and lowered at will. Thirty-six feet of tho house aro divided into pens four feet wide, and in those tho chicks aro placed as soon as hatched. Tho lloor of tho house Is double, with four Inehos of space be tween tho two. In tho space Is a coll of inch plpo and tho building Is heated by tho hot-water system, Tho water Is heated In tho ton-foot room at ono end of the building. Instead of using a stove, as others do, to boat tho water, Mr. Hoch merely walled la a coll of live one-Inch pipes ono foot long, with u firoplneo beneath. In each four-foot pen a small tin pipe protrudes about two Inches above tho lloor. Over this Is placed an ordinary stool with four logs about three Inches long. Around the outside of tho stool Is tacked a piece of calico, which hangs nearly to tho lloor. Under this stool tho chicks gather and are as comfortable as under tho wings of a hou and out of danger of luseow. Reading (Pa.) Kaglo. EAGLE VERSUS TIGER. The I'lnasant Kxprrlrnne of a Tanks Tourist Ht Monte Carlo. I entered tho gaming saloon immedi atoly after a gentleman who had the air of a Yankee, nnd was no littlo sur prised to notice an official, in swell uni form, approach tho American, and with a snrug of tno shoulders In puro trench style, Intimate that visitors aro not allowed to wear their hats while within the precincts of that sacred room Of course, the "wide awako" was im medintely put into a place for safe keeping. From this littlo incident, the Yankee was very much observed; but In tho course of thirty minutes ho be came quite a hero. He soon approached tho roulette table, and observed the play very closely, but apparently could not make up his mind to venture and, in succession, he made a tour of all tho rouletto tables, but did not stake oven a livo-franc piece, which is tho smallest coin accepted. Finally, ho had his attention quite riveted to tho gaming table whero "Trcnto ct Quar- anto is the order of tho day. This game is worked by a distribution of ordinary playing cards. Hero the minimum stake is a Napoleon, and piles of gold aro laid all over the table. Our Yankee friend inquired tho highest stake tho croupier would al low to bo placed on the table, and was informed by a gentleman standing close to him that tho amount was nearly equal to live hundred pounds in English monoy. 1 may here remark at tins gamo no odds are given; therefore the winners receive the exact sum staked ol course, in addition to tlie monoy ventured. " oil. ' said our Yankee visitor, "I guoss I'll go for tho swag; and go ho did; and, to tho amazemont of tho entire company, he camo off winner. Tho first winnings wcro cool ly placed in his pocket, leaving his first stake on tho table for another von ture. Tho cards woro again dealt out, and again ho was on tho successful color. Onco more tho winnings wore placed In safe keeping. Ry this time, tho American was man to be envied, and others followed his example. The third venture had an immonse pilo of notes and gold on the samo color that tho man from the Now World had been so lucky with and again it proved tho trump card, and mdeh to tho umuzomont of players in othor parts of the saloon, u hearty cheor greeted this announcment, and tho "bank" was broken. Rut those who are acquainted with Monte Carlo well know that tho breaking of the ! bank is only of short duration viz., I whilst the croupier goes to headquar- tors for another supply of the "ready." On the croupier's return, down went tho Yankee again and again, until he ho had made hazards ten times, and each time to the fullest extont allowed by tho rules of tho establishment; and his extraordinary run of fortune mado him tho winner each timo. The period had now arrived for a. change of croupiers, which takes place at regu lar intervals during the day. Our hero of the hour, noticing this move, and not quite understanding its purpose, turned to tho rotlring croupiers and remarked, "Thank you, gontlemou; this is the first time I have had tho pleasure of playing this game, but I assure it shall ho tho last." And he quietly retired from tho room, a richer man by nearly fi.OOO pounds than when ho entered about half an hour previ ously. Liverpool Post. FLORIDA'S WHITE ANTS. How tho llusy Inscot Assist Nature in Her Processes of Change. Ono warm morning, after a hoavy rain during tho night had saturated tho ground, as I wont to tho well, caught sight of my favorite toad squat in tho grass, covered with winged ants, and darting out his tongue to keep a place clear about him. Ruttheoncom log crowd swarmed around and ovor him. Ho never winked, though thoy walked heedlessly across his oyos, on his nose, anywhere to get a point ol vantage from which to take night Soon tho air was full of them up to great height, going in all directions and rising from ovory stump and do caylng log of wood. Somo stumps and partly buried masses of wood were white with them, a constant stream from boneath tho ground clambering up higher over ono another in their struggles to get up and take flight Whero were thoy all goinr? Whor- over they brought up against a treo, n house, stump or bit of wood, their lllght ended, and by an instantaneous and amusing twist of tholr littlo bodios tho wings woro thrown off and thoy started by tho shortest route for tho ground. Somoln tholr seemingly aim loss tlight would strike a piece of wood or a tree within a dozen foot of the starting point, but off wont tholr wings with a jerk, and down thoy travolod. hat is tho meaning of this? hy. aro these littlo beings so intent pn dis trlbuting thoinsolves overywhero? No wonder ovory piece of wood under ground, or even lying upon its surfaco, is inhabited by its colony of termites, oaoh busy for itsolf in eating and liv ing, but carrying out the wonderful nnd, in this southern climate, rapid procoss of change, destruction and new forms of life. No sooner docs a troo fall to tho earth than myriads of these white ants find a homo mid food in It, nnd so hasten its destruction. If a stake is driven to support a lily or tuberose it will shortly bo set upon by these busy consumers, and you will aoou find it prone or ueoding support rathor than giving It. Living wood they do not choose. American Agri culturist. On a roeont day In Pittsburgh thora woro so many funerals that liverymen were unable to bupplv tho demand for ourriai'ei. TOLD BY THE WAVES. I "was u child, but tho sen was old. Gray ami old wus the roaring sen, When tlrst tils mighty waters rolled At my restless feet nnd sang to mo: I an n child, hut tho wishing waves In their trailing Brief or Iticlr lltful play, Culled my mime In the hollow caves, And told me stories of yesterday. Of u strange old time, 1 know not when, Of a distant land, I know not where! Of a Home beyond tho thoughts of men. And beyond the reach of my fondest pray'r I was a clnlil, but the (,'r.ij old sea Told of a time that was long of yore Told of a past Kternlty Like the great Infinity before. Long have I trodden his beaches bare. Gathered his sea-weeds brown and wild, Scattered his spray from my waving hair As though 1 were still ti little child. Hut now no more does the ocean tell His mystic tales of the Pust to nie, For 1 hear In his ceaseless surge and swell The call of u far Futurity. Arthur I... Salmon, in Once a Week. J. 11 U lJJUlllVU JiUL'iJUy J-i It Is Inconvoniont to Inhont from Living People .fames Wallace, a salesman in tho iry goods store of Messrs. Fog it .Mil- kit, was electrified one morning by re viving the following letter: Sill: In accordance with the provisions of the will of my late client, Mr. Anthony Wallace, I im directed to Inform you that you have fallen lie r to the sum of 11 f ty thousand dollars, not payable, however, till the end of the year. In the meantime, you will rece.ve the dividends quarterly. As the money Is Invested securclv t e glit per cent., this will amount to fourtliou ainl dollars annually. I send you a check for i thousand dollars la advance, suppoing that vou may llnd Its present u.o desirable. Yours respectfully, John I'oun, Attorney at Law. Tho delight of James Wallace in re- reiving this epistle may be Imagined. Hitherto he had been confined to a snl nry of six hundred dollars a year, which, of course, had computed him to live in a modest manner. "Fifty thousand dollars! Four thou and dollars a year! Isn't it glo rious? Won't I make things Hy?" What do you mean by making things ily?" inquired his cousin, John Wallace, who was employed in the same establishment. "Moan, my dear fellow? 1 mean to enjoy llfo. That's what I mean." "Don't you enjoy it now?" "How can I, cooped up in this shop til my timo? No, the first thing I shall do will be to discharge old Fogg nnd .Millet. My days of slavery are over." I suppose you will go into some other business?'' Then you supposo wrong. With mi income ol lour thousand dollars a ear I don't need to be tied to busi ness. 1'hon you will devote yourself to somo study and cultivate your mind?" Nothing of tho kind. I toll you 1 mean to enjoy life." "I hope you will in tlie right way." "Not in your way. You're too steady-going for me. My plans are not arranged, except that 1 shall go to the Rollevillo Hotel to board, and next cok give a grand blow-out in honor of my inheritance. Will vou come?" "I won't promise. Might it not bo more proper, considering Uncle An thony's recent death, to postpone it?'' Not a bit. 1 didn't know much of him. I haven't seen him since I was a hoy. Ry the way, I wonder ho dtdut leave you something." He had a right to dispose of his property as ho pleased." "Well, If you don't complain, I don't. That is certain." .lames Wallace lost no time in wait lug upon his employers, and tendering in a very cavalier manner his resigna tion of the clerkship which ho hold. "1 congratulate you, Mr. Wallace, on your prospocts," said Mr. Fogg. "If you should dotormino to go into business for yourself, Mr. Millet and niyso f will bo glad to assist you with any advice in tho selection of goods or on other points." "I shall not go into business, " said tho young man. "I havo had enough of it." This was all tho satisfaction his em ployers received for their disinterested offer. .James Wallace lost no time in estab lishing himself in handsome rooms at tho Hellovllle Hotol, which ho refur nished in a costly manner. At tho end of a week ho Issued Invitations for his "grand blow-out," as he called it. About fifteen young men were invited, his cousin among thorn. John Wal lace thought It might bo churlish to refuse, and accordingly aceoptwl tho invitation, but withdrew at half-past ten o'clock, finding tho entertainment fast degenerating into a drunken revel. Tho remainder kept it up till nearly morning, and few of them wore in any condition for business tho next day. James Wallace, bolng under no such necessity, did not riso till two o'clock In the afternoon. As might bo expected, his bill "for furniture added to tho expense of his entertainment, consumed entirely tho thousand dollars which had boon sent him and all this in ton days. How ever, the fact of his Inhorltanco boinc known, ho found no dllllculty in ob taining credit any where. Having been accustomed to having his tlmo fully employed, ho found in his present idleness that It hung heavi ly on his hands. His associates not bolng in independent circumstances, were occupied in tho day tlmo. In the evening, howovor, a coterio gathoret' In his rooms, where wiuo and oiirim were always provided. I shouldn't think yir llfo would bo very satisfactory," said his Cousin John to him ono day. "1 wotililu t exchange with you at any rata John." lot 1 think am happier than you." J "Ynit find voce haonlness in sL&T- ery and drudgery I don't," rejoined James. "In whnt. then?" "In independence, and plenty of monoy." "I am glad if you havo plenty of money. I supposo you my;ht bo ex ceeding your Income. "Well. supposo I have. Shan't T havo a pile coming in at the end of tho year?" "I am afraid that will only lead to fresh extravagance on your part" "I think.it will be some tlmo bef.oro I am a candidate for tho poor house." "It ought to be; but I'll toll you what, James, though you have fifty thousand dollars, and I have saved only four hundred, I will guarantee, in case you do not change you course, that at tho end of ten years I will bo the richer of tho two." "What's four hundred dollars?" ex claimed James, contemptuously. "Not much, I grant, but it is a nest egg, and as I may fairly count on an incrcaso of salary, it will steadily m- crease." "Very well, you may go your way and I will go mine. Ry tho way. why don't you drop in of an evening? I generally have a little company." "To bo frank, lam afraid I shouldn't enjoy it, James. I usually spend my evenings in reading. It is all tho tlmo I have, and I don't like to lose it." At the end of six months James Wallace had not only spent his semi annual income, but as much more, so that ho was now two thousand dollars in debt. This did not trouble him much, however. He thought of the fifty thousand dollars, and had al ready formed plans for disposing of it. One morning about this time or afternoon rather for it was ono o'clock James Wallace was told that a gen tleman was below who wished to seo him. "Show him up," t-aid tho young man. An old gentleman, apparently about sixty-live, in an old-fashioned costume, was ushered in by the, servant. James Wallace had given an enter tainment tho evening bofore, lasting till a late hour, and tho effects were plainly perceptible iu his haggard face as he leaned negligently against tho mantel, smoking a cigar. Just behind him was an ornamental French clock, and tho entire apart ment was elegantly furnished. "I come from Mr. Podd," said tho old gentleman, very quietly. "Ho has received si request from vou to ad vance a portion of tlie money you woro to receive at tho end of the year, lie is surprised at such a request. Ho supposed your income ample to defray your expenses." "Well," said tho young man, "I have been at considerable expense to fit up these rooms." "Not over a thousand dollars, I should say." said tho old gentleman looking about him. "That is about tho figure." "And tho other thousand I should suppose would have boon sufficient to maintain you during six months." "Then you supposed wrong. The fact is, old gentleman, you don't know I how much it costs to support a young man in stylo." "Pi-obably not; but it is a good rule not to exceed your income " "I don t want any advice," said James, haughtily. "I am afraid it will do vou littlo good. May 1 inquiro tho amount of your salary beforo tills inheritance camo to you?" "I starved on a salary of six hundred dollar "Do you know how much your cousin receives?" "Seven hundrod now. Ho did re- coivo the samo with mo last year." "How much aro you in dobt?" "About two thousand dollars." "So you havo spoilt four thousand or your entire year's income in six months?" "So it appears, said .Tamos, non chalantly. "What am I to think of that?" "Really, old gentleman, for I haven't tho pleasure of knowing your name, you appear to concern yourself consid erably in my affairs. May I suggest that I don t seo any necessity for iL" "Perhaps you will when you know my name." "All right. Lot mo know it." "1 am Anthony Wallace " "What!" exclaimed tho young starting as if ho had been shot, unelo! Aro you not doad then?" man, "My "I am as much alivo as over I was." "I don't understand it," said tho nophow, pale with affright. "Then I will explain. I havo no others to Inherit my property except you and your Cousin John. Not wish ing my monoy to bo wasted In oxtrav aganco, and boing ablo to think of no other ordeal. I took tho course 1 did. To my mortification, I find that you havo run a career of extravagance and dissipation. I recall the inheritance, nnd shall mako John, of whom I hoar oxcelentroports, my heir. As for you, I will pay your dobts and will allow twolvo dollars a week forthreo months. During that tlmo, I advlso you to ob tain a situation. Aftor obtaining it I shall watch your courso, and if it meets my approval I will give you an incomo of fifty dollars a month. That is tho utmost you need expect. Had things been different, you should havo received the fifty thousand dollars which Is but one-half of my prop erty." James Wallnco's mortification was extreme, but ho hnd no ono to blamo but himself. His cousin received tho inhorltanco, of which ho made a worthy and noble use, nnd has sinco Inherited balanoa of hU entire nrflperty. .Tamei is still a clerk on a Email salary. Horatio Alger, Jr.. in Yankee Rlade. A NOTED ALLIGATOR. lie leather f.'njny Helng Shot at and U Always mi Manil. Rob of Dunn's creek is tho best known to river men and tourists df anv nllitrntor in Florida. He is one o! tho largest saurlans iu the State, being fourteen feet six inches in length, while the largest alligator on tho St. John's river of which any roliablo ac count can be had is but .sixteen feet in length. Dunn's ereck.k Rob's home, is one of tho most beautiful of Florida streams. It is twenty-two miles in length and it is very deep, boing tho outlet from Crescent lake into St. John's river. It is a very crooked stream, and is so narrow that in places the boat will scrape tho banks, It is lined with evergreens, which meet overhead, forming a leafy bower that is delightful to tho lover of the picturesque. The windings are very abrupt at times and the navigation is exceedingly difficult. The steamer Georgia. Captain Height commanding, is the only boat now plying in its waters. In one of tho shortest of Hie many bends in Dunn's creek Hob has had his home for many years, always lying on the same log, and so close to the ' log that ho passengers can reach him with an oar. Alligators usually become fright ened and roll off from the logs into the water at the approach of a boat, but Hob is used to it, nnd ap pears to wait for tho boat to come. Every day for ten years he has been seen on the same log, and as tho boat approaches ho slightly turns his head,, as though he were waiting for the passengers to begin to shoot at him. which they invariably do. After ho is lired of this amusement ho dives into tho water, to again reappear when the boat returns. He has been shot every day during the last decade, but he never tires of it. and no ono has over succeeded iu hitting him iu a vulnerable place. He seems to under stand that ho is there to act as a tar get for the marksmen and throws his throat close against the log and turns his head so that the bullets can not strike his eyes. He then knows that he is -life. The log on which Hob suns himself has beer, measured a number of times, and his length is therefore well known. During the ten years since ho first began to' become famotia he has grown two feet. Captain Rright stated that ho be lieved tho pilot would miss his loca tion if Rob was to die. Ho is a certain landmark, and passengers who tiro ac quainted with tho stream will ask "How many miles aro we from Rob?" ?n order to ascertain their where abouts. The log upon which ho lies has be come known as Rob's log. and some facetious passengers have made up petitions to havo a post-office establish ed there and Rob appointed as post master, giving him as a surname that of tho man after whom the crook was called. Several petitions, it is said, have been prepared, but so far as heard from none have been presented to the department; but if Rob's Land ing. Hob Dunn, postmaster," is ovor put in the "Postal Guide" it can be known that no ono lives there and the postmaster is a huge 'gator. Hob's home is tlie half-way point be tween Crescent lake and St. John's river, and visitors to Florida should not fail to see him. Captain Rright slates that if thoy ever run short of ammunition they will catch Hob and take the bullets out of his back, whero enough to stock a small storo must be imbedded. Rob is not a myth. Ho can be scon by any passenger who will go up Dunn's creek, and hundreds of tourists will testify as to his existence and characteristics. Cor. St, Louis Globe-Democrat. CONSOLABLE WIDOWS. A Itereavml Wlfo Who Was Only Too Thankful for ICeli-iise. Once I was with a friend of mine when the news of her husband's doath was brought to her. Ho had been killed in a railway accident. Sho was shocked by tho news and the dreadful suddenness of it. and turned so white that I thought sho was going to faint. 1 mado her sit down on a sofa that was near, and sho whisnored in mv oar: "Get them all out of tho roflm, Madgo, I am so afraid thoy will seo the joy in my lace that I feol in my heart!" Ho had been a brute to her and to his children. He used ofton to knock tho littlo ones down in his rages, and, though his wlfo never told mo so, I fancy that ho more than onco had laid his hand upon her by no means "In tho way of kindness." Now, was not that a releaso from misery for her and her children? Thoy aro happy as possible now. and when any one suggests a second marriage to her sho smiles iu a wav that a fow of her friends understand thoroughly. Leila, our American friend, is great on the subject of vidows. "1 know," sho says, "that socioly expects wid ows to sit on their husbands' coffins and mako ovory body uncomfortable, and society Is just tho first to turn and rend them for doing it. Just you wait till I'm a widow; I'll bo a leal smart one. 1 his is the sort of cap I'll wear." and sho sketches her own pretty head, wun a cap about two inches snuaro on tho top and a pair of "weepers" strotmlngon the air behind! "There! sbnu't 1 look nice? Oh. girls! I wish I'd been boru a widow. Hint 1 do!" Madgo," in Loudon Truth. During the past twenty voars thcro havo been granted la the United State m71C divorces.