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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (May 16, 1889)
t'1 kA V GENERAL SPORTING GOSSIP. ur. SpaldlJKNos refused two offers of $1,006 for tho release of Tebeau. "Mike Kelly and his eight assistants" Is tm, latest for tbe Boston club. There Is no truth in the report that Capt Sam Brown intends to retire from tbe turf. Ike Weir, the "Belfast Spider." will open a sparrinc school in Boston. Paddy Ryan will next month shy his castor out of tho ring and begin work in tbe Uuited States mint in San Francisco. William Faso I'nge, tbe champion rifle shot of Australia, is coming to America to contend against tho best riilo shots In this country George Godfrey says that ho Is ready to box Sullivan six. eight or ten rounds or to a finish, within four or eight weeks from sign ing articles. Ln Blanche says $.100 is too llttlo for a fin ish light with small gloves. And yet many good men are glad to get ouo-flfth of thnt amount for such a battla Pat Killccn and Patsy Cardiff have signed articles to fight fifteen rounds, with two ounco gloves, Marquis of Queensberry rules, at Minneapolis on June 'JO. George Smith, tho sprinter, will shortly start for Sheffield, England, wbero ho will run in the September handicap. Smith won the great Whitsuntide handicap of 1881. U. L. Beeckman, who holds tho middle states lawn tennis championship pennant, will competo against several promising play ers in the championship tournament that is to be decided at Hoboken on June u. Charley McCarthy, tho ex-amateur cham pion feather weight, is training for his fif teen round skin glove fight with Tom Burns, of England, to take place in Boston in thrco weeks. They will fight at 113 pounds and for 300. Arthur Chambers will go to San Francisco with Joe Acton. Chambers will try to open a sporting resort at the Golden Gate, wbilo Acton will meet James Faulkner at tba Olympic Athletic club rooms in a catch-os-catch-can wrestling match. Who ever heard of the batter running tho bases the wrong way? Dan O'Leary did it ln Port Huron in 1883. Ho was so excited that he made the circuit by way of third in stead of first on a home run hit. Dan was hot when the umpire called him out. Cleve land Plain Dealer. Some one asked Comiskey about n certain pitcher, under contract to tho St. Louis club. "Oh, he's a good man on the 1st and 15th of every month." The point of Comiskey's re mark will bo seen when it is understood that the pay days of every team in tho associa tion occur on tho elates mentioned. Cummings' time for the late three-quarters of a mile race with George was 3 minutes 13 3-5 seconds. George, when an amateur, went the distance in 3 minutes 8 3-1 seconds. In this country ho ran it in 3 minutes 10 1-3 seconds. The best record by an American is tho 3 minutes 13 seconds, niado by Lon Myers as an amateur. Gallney. tho umpiro, and Bushong, tho catcher, are probably tho only men in tho business who wear chest protectors under their shirts. They are small afTairs, but an effective and gnat improvement over tho cumbersome big wind bag that most catchers use, and weary the spectators by putting them on and off during tho gamo. CURIOUS THINGS OF LIFE. Cadillac, Mich., has a barber who never talks. He is deaf and dumb. A man in St. Louis was fined $5 for trying to kiss a young lady tho other day. A Philadelphia murderer bears tho appro priate name of Killer. Tho bloom stalk of a century plant nt a Florida exposition grows at the rate of six inches a day. Darius Scott, of Arl causas, is 05 years old, and has his gravestone all lettered, oxcept the date of death. A man in Connecticut, who built a fancy barn, stole eight tombstones from a grave yard to build his mangers. Tho female horse thief is the latest from Ohio, two "pretty and stylishly dressod" ones having been jailed at Akron the other day. A bubbling well that throws up small rubies, diamond dust and fragments of load stone among its sand, is the latest wonder re ported from Indiana. Every man on the Kansas City polico force, it is said, is a church member. Two of tho officers aro elders in tho church nud a num ber of them aro deacons. John Jones, a near sighted young man liv ing in Bath county, Ky., attempted to cut off tho head of a chicken, missed his mark, and took off his left hund instead at tho wrist. A California widow had plans for a $50,000 monument for her lato departed, but when tho lawyers got through fighting over tho cs tato the widow was doing housework at $3 per week for tho man who draughted the monument. Tho maddest woman south of tho lino Is that Georgia she who sat up till 1 o'clock awaiting her husband's return from "the lodge," and upon going upstairs found tho supposed culprit safe in bed, wbero ho had been snoring away her hours of vigil. A New York business man has a novel method of refreshing his memory. When ho has something important to attend to tho next day ho writes himsolf a postal card re minding him of the matter, and, finding tho card among tho mail tho next morning, at tends to it the first thing. A Pensioned Picture. Tliero lives in Portland a lady, 80 years of ago, who hasn picture, that has proven of great pecuniary value- to her. It ia n painting by. one of tho old masters. About ten years ago ono of tho Vnnder bilts heard" that eho had such u picturo and eont an expert to examine it. After a careful examination ho decided that tho painting was genuine, but it was ono of tho early examples of tho artist and therefore nut of especial merit, llo wroto to Mr Vanderhilt that tho lady was iu very straitened circumstances, nnd he thought tho sum of $300 could safely bo advanced for tho picturo, which the lady was willing to soil. Mr. Vanderhilt returned answer, offering tljfc lady $300 n year during her lifetime, and also providing that tho picturo, for which eho had a great attachment, should re main her property for tho rest of lierlifo, to beconio his at her death. Tho proK sition w&- accepted, and every year since tho old lady has received her $300 pen ilon. Lcvi-ton Journal A Ibnrnod Brahmin has said of In dia: "Of ono tiling I am convinced do what wo will, opposo it as wo may, It is tho Christian's Hiblo that will Eoonoror Intar work tho rogenoratlon oi this land." Tho Mld-Contiuant. PARALLEL LINES. Every student knows that in dose rea soning parallel lines of thought are laid down and deductions educed. It is not our purtoso at this time to en ter into a learned discussion, and we have drawn the above visible lines sim ply to brine; them prominently before your eye and ask what they represent to you. A railroad man to whom we showed them said, ''To me those four lines repre sent a double-track railway." A doctor replied to the same interroga tory, "The lines are to me the large ar teries and veins lying alongside each other in the human Itody." As will be observed tfie same linos to eithergentlenian suggested dill'erent lines of thought, as lioth looked at them through eyes accustomed to see only that which for the most part occupied their at tention. To the writer both answers put an old truth in a fresh and original light. As every intelligent man or woman knows, the blood of overv living person Hows with almost railroad speed through the arteries, forced by that wonderful en gine, the heart. From the arteries it is side-tracked through the eapilliaries and veins, and every drop of blood goes through the kidneys for purification no less than 2500 times every twenty-four hours. If the kidneys be diseased the im purities of the blood containing the worn ont tissues, and deleterious acids are not drawn out or excreted as nature intended, but continually pass and repass through every fiber of tho system, carrying death and decay with every pulsation. Unless remedied the heart "becomes weakened, the lungs trving to do double work break down, the liver becomes congested, the stomach refuses to digest food and the re sult is a general breakdown. Why? Because the kidney's, the sewers of the system, aro foul and"stoped up, and the entire blood becomes nothing more nor less than sewage. Now is it not criminal, nay, suicidal, to allow such a state of tilings to continue when a simple remedy is within your reach, known fora certainty to do as rep resented, which will open tho closed pipes of the kidneys, allow the citato matter to escape, relieve tho overworked heart, lungs and liver, cause a healthy appetite, put tho bloom of health in your cheek, the dove of hopo in your breast and the light of life in your eye? You already have "divined the remedy wo have reference to; its praise is tinivar sal, its influence world-wide. Do not al low prejudice to blind you to vour best interests, but to-day procure NVarner's Safe Cure and be nut on the straight road to rude health and correct living. Our parallel and closing lines to you are. take our advice and your experience will justify you in thanliing us for bringing under your notice a remedy without a parallel. A' wedding tool: place at St. Paul, Minn., where tho groom was over six feet tall and tho bride a little over two feet in height. During the oremony the girl stood on a cnair, her Lead just reaching to tho groom's shoulder A rich North Carolinian put his 10-year-old daughter in charge of a very good young man, a divinity ftmlcnt, who promised to see her safe to loaoling school They reached the uppoiutod pUco on time, but tliero went buck to the turlur a telegram saying that they hud top;vJ at a way stution long enough tc b ur.i'i'io Kxpiiuil the .11 1 ml. Ilv seeing as mnch as you can of the world, but ere tou set out either an a tourist, commercial traveler or emigrant whether you bo by rail, Bteiunihiii or ntcamboat, provide yourself with Hostetter Stomach bitters, which the traveling public recognises as tho Uncut medical safeguard and preventive of sen sickness with which any one Journeying by land or water chu be provid ed. It furnlsh-s to the wexterii pioneer adequate protection atmlnst malaria, rheumatism and those disorders (if the bowels which liihisnm tainted water begot. Its sedative ell'eet upon the stomach perturbed by the rocking of a khlp Is truly magical, and it Is a cnpltul apetlzor anil neve lnvlgorntor. Excellent is it for bllllou ness and kidney i u act Ion , n nil It counteracts, in a remarkable degree, the etl'ects of fatigue, phy sical or mental. After wetting Hinl expniuro in Inclement weather, It bhould be used as a pre ventive. One good mother Is worth a hundred school masters. White Elephant of Slam, Lion of Eng land, Dragon of China, Cross of Pwitzer, land. Banner of Persia, Crescent of Egypt Double Eagle of Russia, Slar of Chili, The Circle of Japan, Harp of Erin. To get these buy a box of the genuine Dn. C. McLank's Cki.khkatki) Liver Pii.i.s, price !2." cents, and mail us the out side wrapper with your address, plainly written, and 4 cents in stamps. We will then mail you the above list with an ele gant packago of oleogruphic and chro matic cards. Flkmino Ditos., Pirrsnuitn, Pa. (irlef counts the seconds; happiness forgets the hours. Consumption .Surely Cured. To Til k KniToit: Please Inform your renders that I have n positive remedy for the above named disease. Ily its timely lite thousands of hopeless eases have been permanently cured. I slum lc Kind to send two bottles of my reme dy kb i:b to any of your readers who have con sumption If they will send me their express nud postnfllco address. Respectfully, T. A. SLOCUM, M. C, 181 Pearl St., New York. Censure Is the tax a mini pays to the public for being eminent. IT Vt'AK .ll'HT IX Tl.MK. 0. ('. Hartholomow, Kalkaska, Mich., says: "I located In this place live years ago. having for merly resided In Troy, X. V. I have been a great mifl'erer from whut the physicians of Troy called Jlrlglit's disease. I used Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Kcmedy, of lloniloitt, X. V. All the terrible symptoms of the disease are gone, i have no truces of any disorder of the kidneys, liver or bladder. Who would begrudge the cost of this medicine (one dollar n bottle) for such n blessing or refuse this simple though sincere token of gratitude for being perfectly cured ' I oie everything to Dr. Kennedy' favorite Hem cdy. and hope this will Induce others to use the medicine who sutler from nuy kidney, liver or blood disorder." Hk. Kk.nnki'Vs Favuiiitk ItKMKDY, mude nt Hoiidout. X. V. II. ! for.'i. o Send for Isiok, how to cure Kidney, Liver and Illood disorders. Silence Is worth its weight In gold In many crises of huuiun exierlencc. co.VMiuirTiov ca.v hi: :riti:i," Dr. J. s. Ciimhs, Ouelisvllle, Ohio, rus "I hnveifhen Hrott'n Kimilxloii of Cud I.ivcr Oil with JI'ophopb!te to four pntleuts with better lesidts than seemed xlble with any remedy. All were hereditary eases of lunirdla (, mid advanced to that tne wlieu i omrim, palil iu the cuett, frfuuent hrealbiue. freHent pHlse, fever nud KHiHclattou. All Ohm i e have liii renKl 111 weight from jo to'Ja lbi., nud nud are not now uevdfug aujr medicine." A uobl hmtt, Ilk the tun. ahowi-tli lu great est countenance in iu lotw-tt estate. O !ohbIim. "Jlroun i itrowhial Trirh't 'area Hue feiwitljr fori "k'h aad -ri 'li.-.mt ct a box. 3IA.H.HOTII Mill IMI K.Vr. The Hie Train of Acitlcul ttirnl Ini ploiiicnt thnt Arrleil laitMt Week. The bigtrainload of agricultural imple ments, consigned to Messrs. Russell & Co., which arrived over tho Northern I'acillc in two sections, was consolidated at Tacoma. Although the train on its long journey from IMnssillon, O., to Port land was run on schedule passenger time, the delays caused by the long stops along the line "to enable the large crowds gath ered at the principal points to see it, and from the fact that it was only kept mov ing during daylight, kept it ten days on the road. As" well as enjoying the dis tinction of being the first full trainload shipment of agricultural implements that was ever made across the continent, it is one of the largest fast express freights that ever came into Portland, and for this reason it is of special interest to every prominent resident of the city. This train passed over the Baltimore & Ohio, Wisuonsin Central and Northern Pacilic railroads, and when tho extraor dinary risKs of running a heavy train of twentv-eight cars on passenger time is considered, its safe arrival here shows conculsively that the "special" lias been the constant care of tho managers of these several lines. It is learned from Mr. Hughes, the manager of Russell it Co., in this city, that most of the goods included in this large shipment have al ready been sold and he is of the opinion that "tho firm will undoubtedly be forced to duplicate even this large order before tho harvest season begins. The demand for Russell it Co.'s machinery during '89 will exceed that of any previous year in the history of the firm. Chief Justice Puller has purchased of Judge Andrew Wylie the hitter's resi dence property oil Fourteenth street, fronting Thomas Circle, between Ver mont avenue and M streets, for $100,000. DYSPEPSIA AND CONSTIPATION. Henry B. Archer, Receiver of Taxes of the City of Yonkers, N. Y., says of Bit an lmimi's 1'n.i.s: "For tho past ten years I have been Busing handhctii's Pii.ls for self and family. We find them a sovereign remedy for indigestion and constipation, taking om or two every night for ten days. They are also admirable blood jiurlll rs, per fectly harmless but. exceedingly effective as a cathartic. I first uted them myself, particularly for Idlllou'-iiessatui dyspep-da. They relieved nio in two weeks. I cheer fully recommend them." Appetite Is ii relish bestowed on the poor, that that they may like what they eat, while It is seldom enjoyed by the rich, because they may eat what they like. CONSUMPTION CUKKI). An old physician, retired from practice, hav ing had pltu'cil In his hands by an Kast India missionary the formula of a simple vvgctnulu remedy for the sjeedy and permanent euro of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, ABthma, and all Throat and I.uuk AllVctlons. also a posi tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having tested Its wonderful curative powers In thousands of cases, hos felt It his duty to make It known to his BUtl'erliiK fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve human sulI'erliiK, I will send free of charge, to all who desire It, tills re cliie, iu German, French or KukIIsIi, with full directions for preparing and usIiik. Sent by mail by addressing with stamp, uamltiK this paper, W. A. Novks, IU) J'tiwcr s Mock, Koches- The heart of the wise teachcth his mouth. Tho country' is Hooded with poor Imitations of "Seal of North Carolina PIuk Cut fcinokliiK Tobacco." Try Ukhmka for breakfast. Old 'JTime Smolcei'N WMin L'linvi n crnnAml li ltir ivlmn flu.v ann It canuat.be fooled by a poor iuiiiiitatioii of inu wcn-Kuowu ocai oi ioriu uarouua Plug Cut Tobacco. "l llllllf , lilt IfDll II lltt t'tmf.tl IHJ -ill lfli Dtftih thd' inrDifi ritulut pliiji citt8 that some dealers carry. oi'tj Hint you gcbinu aui ui .orui i. aro Una, and you will hinoltu no other tobacco. Having for tho past four or firo years been troubled with pimples anil Motclici on my fuco and budy, and finding no relief In any of tliu chemically pri'iarcd noapaiuid mvtUclnea prescribe J for mo by pluaicianx, I concluded to try your K. S. H. remedy, and hao found great relief In thp panic, four bottlci clearing my skin entirely, I cheerfully recommend your imdlclnu toall who aro Iu tlio position that I liao been in. You can use this letter and my name an a testimonial to the merit ot the K. H. S. rvineil) Very truly yours, Alfrku I'. ItouiNhO.v, 320 Sanguine St , Kan Francisco, t'al. hf (Jend fir our books on ltlooil and Hklu Ills tuses uud udvlco to sulti-rer. uiulli'il free. TllK MWIl'T HI'WIKIO CO. Drawer 3, Atlanta, I i.i. WELL DRILLS FOR EVERY PURPOSE. Sold on Trial ! Inreilmict small, prnnit In Kv. hewl JO.i lor nnl.liiif laruu I lu.irol il t'utal uuu wtili fuil iiurtlcuUrs. iiau-ufutturt-J by mm Itistlii nr. 117A IIIJIj-iK 7 n HI (Ii lea III. I CURE FITS! I do but mean merely to ttiip tlinn for a time ami thtm lui iImiii n turn aui 1 man a raihoal euro IUvttiul tlw dtMnaM f kith, ki-ilkmy urrAi.i. ISO n KNUit allfe-lwig iludr I warrant mj rviuwly to mitt iLo womt wm IlcoaUM ollim bar e fulled li no reaaon fur nut now rwulrlug oure Krnd at hum hir a Utlm awl a ffw UiMI ( uiy lufatttUv ttnumlv aiv Paiff awt iut Dm. i JiO. KOOT M. 0. IMPtarl Ht., New Vsik. II I UA a 1 1 1 S0jl ..-fiACKACrlE. HhadagHScIATIDK At Dnvontns and Dulfk. THE CHARLES A. V0QELER CO.. Baltlmort. UX $700 Threshing Machine C-IVISIV VA 'AY. A Farm and Road "Wagons ! An Improved Drag Saw ! A Triumph Steam Generator! AN I. X. L. WINDMILL. Dick's Famous Feefl Gutter! (Jandv's Patent Endless Thresher Belt. Besides Guns, Watches, Books, Gaiden Plows. Washing Ma chines, etc., in number limited only by the demand for them. Remember, all theso things are Absolutely Given Away. Every article offered is new, first-class and useful. These gifts are within the reach of every farmer, for whom they are specially intended. For lull particulars of this tn paralleled offer, see tho columns of THE WEEKLY OREGON IAN. DON'T NEGLECT TO LOOK THIS UP. Hkwaiui If you have an Old Sore that needs hiaUiic, and that other remedies have failed to I heal; or a breaking out or Itching of the scalp or ooiiy; or a mm, mini, i m, or any aiinieut lor which a Salvo Is suitable, buy a '.iTi-cent box of Mexloim Hulvt. which Is Warranted to Cure when everythlngelie falls. If not kept by your druggist scud 'iri cents Iu stamps to J. ('. IiKMEXT, AKt., Astoria, Or,, and receive a box by mall. u I A TD V PAPPnl M. (indium's Depilatory iliul rilblju! l'astu Is Kiirnnteed to re- nmovo hair and check Its growth, f l.W by mall. Send V!c stamp for bfok "How to ho I lleautlful," Mus. Okiivaisk Cuaiiam, "Ileauty Doctor." '21 l'owell Ht.. Shu Francisco. l OI Linnrt I i BACH. Gablor, Koonlsh IHaiios; Itunlett Oraaui. baud inilrumeuU. IatemI took o( Bbeet Htulc n& Uooki. Kanda luppUed t Eutorn Pilot. MATTUIAH (1IIAY OC Ki Fotl Stnwt, San FruioUKi "A big show Smith's Cash Store, 4IB Front St., 8. F., Cat. largest general dealers west of tho Mississippi Klvcr. Dry Goods, Notions, Hosiery, Under wear; Wall Paper, Stationery; lllunkets, Bed ding; Hoots, and Shoes; Canned Goods, Dry fruits; Wooden, Tin, Crockery, Glass ,GranIto. and Hardware. Meat, Fish, Provisions, Honey. Grain, Feed, Groceries, Puru Spices, Seeds, llo aus; Drugs, Mcdeclncs; Clocks, Ammunition, Hubber Goods, Tents, uud iiuuntltlcs of other goods at lowest prices for f'ush only. Send 2 a stamp for full list by first mall, and learn how tollvo cheap uud well at small cost; 82 years In business; Customers lu every County west of the ltocky Mouutulua, uud many elsewhore. EVER-READY DRESS STAYS, Manufactured from FIN F.ST SPUING STKF.ii, Ku liber Cuuted, Satlno and Satin Covered. GUARANTEED Not to Uust, llreak or Split. Stitched to tho Seums, No pockets or hot Irons required. AAI ITinM HHWAltK of worth UAU I Ivy IN. less ImltiitlniiH. See lliat"HVKK HBADY " is stumped on tho hack of each Slay. THE EVER-READY EXTENDERS Aro lmulo of the sumo material, with chistlu ends and Duckies. -Ahk for the F.VKK KKADYH taysanil Kx tenders, ami taku no other. JUtOWN .Hi:TNi:it Agents, can .Mm K.a struot, s. i THE VAN .PRIVATE MO NCISCAR DISPENSARY. NOS. ia;t nml i:ti i inni) srit KKT, I'orcland, OreRon. Is the only 1'rlvnte DIs IH'iisury in Portland or on the Noithwetil OnaHt, wIiitii liutfents ar suewwi. tlllly tri util fnrull NKItV (II H. UIIUONIt' AND PitlVATi;i)lHKAHKHlu )ouuk or old, ftlngle or uiuiritd, sucli as U)HT MANHOOD, Nervous delillitjr, snmlnal losses, falUiiK uiemry, yihllltio trunUoin, it fecta of mercury, kiduoy and Madder troul'lus, von urrhia, glwit, atrlcture etc, CONHI, I.TATION Fltl'.K. I preicrlbn and fully en doriii IIIk () us tlm only siiectflc (or tbe cerium euro of this disease. (J, 11. l.NOltA It AM, M D , Ainslerdain, N V Wn have sold Dig (J for many years, and .t lian Kivpn me ocsi oi nulla faction. u. it, dyi irr; c o., ClilcaKO, 111. SI, 00. Hold by Drugi'lits. OTho BUYEKB' QUIDB Is Issuod March and Hopt., oacli yoar, It in an onoy. clopodia of usoful lnfor matlou for nil who pur chifjo tho luxurioH or tho nocossltion of llfo. Wo can olotho you and furniah you with all tho necessary and unnecessary nppiiancos to rido, walk, danco. sloop, eat, fish, hunt, work, go to church, or stay at homo, and in various bIzor, ctylca and quantlUoi, Just flguro out what Is requirod to do all thoso thlnKN COMFORTABLY, and you can mako a fair ostirnnto ot the value or tho I1UYEHH' OUIDB, which will bo sont upon receipt of 10 cent to pay pottage, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. Ill-Ill Michigan Avcnuo, Chicago, 111. $5 H u iliij-, hauipiea worth H'i.lft r iii.r,, i.iuon not under horses ffiit. WritM llrnunlHH Wiil'nlv Jtc In Holder C'o Holly, Jiieh. 1 TO ft UATB.H VOuruMd not al WJim cbm Strlcur. ' Cf Wrd.nlbjlh l!llXri:i Clislcil Ca. Clnolnnatl Oil, SPINNEY- Dr. Spinney & Co. MSlifcX?. nervous 5uVS'f:!Sr,lS2 uoncy, &c lar tort -cfisos or abuse, cure!. I YOUNG rVIPN Miffcrirt-from the cdeets T ii . ot ), ..t'.hilfoHlMi.r indis cretion should nvn t thrmsriti of mir treatment, A Ksitivcc..roninrnnU'Pil in cicry mr. Srphill, V nary nml . icronl l fpjists nil unnntural dis charges, promptly and safely Cured. MIDDLE-AGED MENJSSf-'M I TO'ii".'''.'"''' or IllnililoT. Wrnk Hack. Nrrvonn let.ll.t S n.t n of N-vi.4 Btrtngth, etc.. cured nnd rrntornt to hrn'.thr vitfor, .t1!" J'erti mini to to vUlt ttrfmny t-o trontd nt their home", by corrr)ondrnee. McilU-Uim nn .riMrurttnna wnt by iimilor ripm-v I'unaultntiut. J-riv. fcx-mU ci nt In tlnnipi Juf lie Yvune .M&U'l ' t rleudur nutUe to 'VWlock. - ASLEEP ON THE RAILROAD TRACK. A llttlo child. It roil of piny, luul pillowed liii lioad on a rail nnil fallen fiileep. 'i'lio tniin was almost uiir.ti liitn whon a passing stranger nislied forward uud Paved him fnun a liorrililo death. Porliaps you aro asleep on tho track, too. You aro, if you uro nejjleetiiijj the iiaekliijr courli, tho lieetle, tliish, the loss of iippctiti! anil trrowlii"; weakness and lassittide, which litivo uneoiiscioiisly crept upon you. V:us up, or tho train u 111 lio upon you ! Consumption, which thus iiHlduou-ily fastens Its hold unon lis victims wl'illo they aro unconseloiis of Its approach, "nitwt. hu taken In time, If it Is to bo overcome. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery lias cured thousands of cases of this most, fatal of maladies. If taken In time, and L'iven a fair trial, it will cure, or all money paid for it w ill bo promptly refunded. For Weak T,uii, Spitting of Illood. Shortness of Breath, Bronchitis, Asth ma, Sovcro Coughs, and kindred allbetlons, It is an elllcleiit remedy. Copyright, 1RR8, by Woiu.d'h Disi'knsaiiv Mkiuoai. Association. Proprietors. OTlTTTOaa Or CATAEIH. -Headache, obstruction of nose, illochiircrs falling Into throat. somi'tlmcH profuse, watery, and ncrld.iit others, thick, teniicioiM. iniicoim, piirulciit, liloodv nml putrid ; eyes wiv.fc, rlnirlnu; iu ears, dciirniKX, (lilliciilty of cli'iirlinr throat, oxpcctomtiou of ouVnslvo mutter; breath oireiiHlve; mncll nml tnsto impulifd, and general ilcbllltv. Onlv u few ot theso symptoms likely to bo prcccnt at once. Thoutrniids of eases result in eonKiiinptioti, and cud lu tho grave. soothing, nnti-Koptie, cleansing, nnd henlltig properties. Dr. Sago's ltcinedy casms. Only M cunts. Hold hy druggists everywhere. Ily Its curca tho mild, worst r A Perfect Bhould lio mild, prompt, nnd pleasant, with no grlpliiK' or purgative ef fects. It should also In cite tho liver to action, aid digestion, nnd ro Hovo tho kidneys. Llko nothing olso, Pnlim's Celery Compound Is a perfect lnxatlvo, nnd cures consti pation whero all othor reiiredlca fall. "Asagcntlo lnxatlvo. Tnlno's Celery Com pound Is surely without a peer. I think I ought to know, since I hnvo tried remedy ntler reme dy for about. Ilvo or six years nnd lmvo found not htng thnt equals It In my case of costlveness." J. ii. .Iknkins, Teacher, Cloyd's Creek, Twin. - & vvrt j mm WW CLOTHING For Men and 33oys at "THE HASTINGS," Lick Houso Bloclc, San Francisco. Iffl & BENEDICT, 0,c.SsmGs& oo 27 Voars in prosont location. FREE SB? B. dj return man. inn acsenpuvo circulars oi MOODY'S NEW TAIIOK STSTtM OF CRESS CUTTIftQ. Any lady of ordi nary IntclIIgenco can cosily and quickly learn to cut nd mako any garment, In tny style to any rncosuro for lady or child. Addresa , MOODY & CO,, Clneinniti, 0. V P V " 'i Hi v tr n -tfO for nn tncurnlilo cuso of Catarrh in tho Head liy tho ML s$?m proprietors of DR. SAGE'S CATARRH REMEDY. Laxative "Tnlno's Celery Compound Is prompt ana plcnsnnt. As a laxntlvo It leaves little to bo de sired. I havo gront eoiilidenco hi Its merits." ALUKliT I.KONAlll), Amtclntt Editor, Journal f Magogy, Athens, Ohio. "For two or thrco yenrs I snfTeml Intensely every night with severe pnlns In my bowels, which wero habitually constipated. My bowcla aro now regular, and I hnvo hud no return ot thoso pains slnco using ono bottlo ot Paine's Celery Compound r. O. Sticknky, Druggist, Hnvnnu, Ala. Moral s Uso Pnlno's celerj' Compound and stop ruining the Intestinal tract with harsh purga tlvo pills. Jl.oo. Six for 13.00. Druggists. Wkm-s, iiiciiahphon k Co., Uurllngton, Vt. OA DICC I-Mi'l "I""1 IrtftnM 'ixxf (irr Healthy, o)0CO nappy ami lliarty. It it uncqualcd.