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OREGON SCOUT JONES & CHANCEY, Publishers. Angi,ki:b now fish by electricity. small battery is attached to tho rod and near tlio hook ia a small electric light. Tho fisherman lights up his lamp and the unueual phenomen at tracts tho fish. Tho baited hook does tho rest. The best conductors of olectrieity are silver, copper, gold, zinc, platinum iron, tin. Tho poorest conductors aro dry air, ebonite, paraflino, resin, sul phur, scaling wax, glass, silk, wool dry paper, porcelain. IIehe's another good argument for takine tho tax off Df tobacco. A Mis 0 eouri wretch fired a pistol at a passen ner train near Kich Hill, and tho bal hit a passenger. It would havo made a serious if not. fatal wound but for the fact that ho had a plug of chewing to W.cn in his vest nocket. Tho bullet etruck tho plug, and was Hiub stopped in its course. A citizen of Orlando, Flo., has dog that accompanies him everywhere oven to church. One Sunday tho owner concluded to break tho canine of his church-i:oimr habits and or dered him home. Tho dog retroatod until his master was out of sight, thon nromntlv turned buck, entered an- JL other church and remained until tho service was over. Jin. Ghaio, of Now York, under took to drive a oat out of a enfo. Tho contract was a biggor ono than ho could fulfill without assistance. Tho cat jumpod at him, bit him in tho face, caught tho lappolof his coat, scratched his .chin, check and nock, and bit his left wriBt though to tho bono. Tho waiter had to pull tho infuriated ani mal off. Dn. Julius Pohlman thinks tho reason why our tooth decay so fast is bocauso wo do not uso thorn enough, mid, like other orgnns that aro not ox crciecd, thoy tend to atrophy. Our teeth become week bocauso unused to hard work. Tho author warns mothers and nursos not to givo tho children eoft food, if they would havo thorn liavo good tcoth in othor words, make thorn cat their crusts. TELEGRAPHIC. ( . COAST CULLINGS. Ad Epitome of the Principal Events Attracting Public Interest Now Devoted Principally to Washington Territory and .California. CONGRESSIONAL. j OREGON NEWS. Legislation Pertaining to the Interest of the Pacific Coast Andrew Biebel and Mary Hcnn were drowned while crossing Grow river in a boat at Delano, Mich. Tho factory and warehouse of the Eau Clniro Sash & Door Company, at Eau Claire, Wis., burned. Loss, $100, 000 ; insurance, $00,000. Hear-Admiral Charles Stewart Baggs died at New Brunswick, N. J., of par- alysis and general debility. Ho loaves a widow. I James Cummings, manager of the I commercial agency, committed sui- cido at Dayton, Ohio, by shooting. He! had been dealing heavily at bucket- shops, a C. S. Wcrtmcr, known as a crack pigeon shot, has absconded with $15000 belonging to tho Waverly Building Association, of which ho was tho secretary. Will English, colored, living in Bon- ham, Texas, stabbed his wifo near the heart thrco times. Ho thon stabbed himself in several places, indicting fatal injuries. Tho cause was jeal ousy. William Bullock, an employe of tho West Shoro railroad at Newark, Wayne county, Now York, shot Ihb wifo .'our times with a revolver, killing her instantly. Ho then shot himsolf, inflicting a fatal wound. A serious cutting affray took plnce in tho suburbs of Fort Smith, Ark. A six-pound shad was caught at II waeo, at the mouth of the Columbia. Gavin Duncan, a young sailor on the British ship Bhotan, fell from the rig ging to the deck, a distance of thirty feet, at San Francisco, and was killed. 1. B. Barrett, of Falls City, Cal., be came insane and got away from friends and drowned himself in his own well. Ho leaves a wifo and four children. Charles E. Bcvan, a young mer chant of Wheatland. Cal.. shot and the NK STATU. The house bill for tho relief cf i irst iNaiionai ij.iiik oi l'omand, nj- propriatmg ozi) for money advanced to tho contractor for buildintr ...n. :.. -lorr. rn . revenue cutter m lo.o ib, was taken for the calendar, amended by adding several items lor ship carpenters, etc., in connection with tho same contract, and passed. Tho conference report on tho house joint resolution accepting tho invita killed himself. Business wero tho causo of the siiicide. Henry II. Lindenburger, 21 years of age, and a salesman in San Fran cisco, Cal., took poison and died. He had been sick and despondent. Tho gieat Montezuma, Col., irriga ting tunnel, which will reclaim 200,000 acres of land, is completed. It is over a mile long, running under one of the ranges of tho Kocky mountains. The tunnel and fifty miles of canal will tap tho waters of the Dolores river. ,rouj)iC8 tion of the French republic to take i jjuri, in uiu iiiiuiuiiuuinu exposition in I fans, was agreed to. It fixes the ap propriation at $250,000. Tho senate passed a numberof pub lic building bills, among which was a bill appropriating $50,000 for a public uuiiding at Moulder, Colorado Tho house bill forbidding tho mak ing (in Washington and Georgetown) of "books" or "pools" on the results of trotting or running races, or boat j races, or baseball, was passed. T'nfnt TlnrLrrt ttrna anfiniiultr wmiimIcwI t at Sentinel, A. T.,bya Mexican named TP w commence jiuiic.ai pro nnnliiwrf rwv.iim. il... XI... 11. tega. During a (Hiarrel l'" "K'11"3" u,c union j.aoim By Anderson Directing tho attor 1 pro. acilic education railroad company llie senate committee on Tei.ki'HONIO communioation can bo carried on botweon ships at sea by means of a sound-producing appara tus attached to each vessol, to bo worked under the surfaco of tho wator, Each vessel also has a sound-receiving apparatus to tako signals. Intelligible f ignals could bo produced by this ap pnralus which would bo transmitted throuuh tho water in all directions with considerable volocity. Lizzie Fosoy, a lowd woman, stabbed Josie Martin in tho breast fatally for appearing against her in tho Police court. Mrs. Posey is in jail, and Josie Martin will die. Phillip Held, a young fanner livinir fourteon miles west of Lemars, Iowa, shot and instantly killed his mother, and shortly afterward committed sui cide The troublo which existed for somo tunc in tho family culminated in a Equabblo over selling a horse. Hardy Posy, colored, was lynched at Bessemer, Alabama, for an attempt to rape a girl 15 years of age. Tho town is surrounded by armed negroes, who threaten to burn tho houses and kill tho citizens to avongo the lynching of Posey. Seven children in less than two years is the record of Airs, l'hoobe ynch, of Soymour, Ind., who eigh teen months ago gave biith to triplets, and who to-day is tho mother of two boys and two girls. All seven, with their mother, aro alivo nd well. Tho abolition of slavery in Brazil is progressing witn great rapidity. Hundreds of thousands who were slaves havo been froed in tho past few years, and it is proposed to set a fixed nd early day when slavery shall coaEO. Uastillo Urlega. uuritig both drew revolvers., each shooting the slightly hurt, and it is thought that I ? ;nd, 'or, ordered favorable reports on H.frL-o will ,,.P ! lhe following : Senator Blair's bill to . , ' , . , , ... , ' restrict the sale of opium in the dis Domingo Solar was shot and killed j trict of Columbia and the territories; oy james uacuartny at a wooci ration , hmjB0 bi, k) estllblifm H department of in the southeastern part of Virginia lab 8eimto joint resolution propos- V - V Vr V" .X . mm i . ' lntf ,U1 amendment to the constitution y. iui muHUHj- nmucu. xi.u mnuj ForGver I)r0 . , , ,l. mit,1IIf!infro importation, exportation and sale of John II. Coumhk, living on tho Ock lawaha lliver, Flu., Bhot an alligator over eight feet long. Opening it out of curiosity, ho was surpiised to find snugly onsconced therein, a water snake about a foot long, and olevuu young snakes. The reptiles had ovi duntly been in their novel homo somo time, as tho liver of tho alligator was six inches out of its normal position and was flattened out in places by tho continued pressure of tho snakes. The family of a Georgian wero awakened the othor night by a groat noise under tho houso which shook violently. At first thoy wero sure that an oaithquako was in progress, but in vostigation with a lantern showed that u cow was under tho liouso. llowsho got there was a mystery, as sho could not stand upright. It was her horns and back that mndo tho noiso and fthook tho liouso. Tho housoholder liad to got a pick and spado and dig a ditch, in which the cow walked out Mktai.r may bo platinized by a now and cheap process in which tho met allic objoct iB covered with a mixture of borate of lead, oxido of coppor and spirits of turpentine, and submitted to a tomporaturo of from 250 dog. to 330 dcg. This doposit, upon molting, spreads in a uniform layer over tho objoct. Thon a second coat is laid on, consisting of borato of lead, oxido of coppor and oil of lavender. Next, by means of a brush, tho object is covered with a solution of chloride of plati num, which is finally ovaporatovl of n tomporaturo of not mora than 200 dog. TJio platinum adheres firmly to tho aurfaco and exhibits a brilliant aspect. 11 tho doposit bo made upon fho first coat tho platinum will havo n dead aj peanmco. Platinizing in this way costs, it is said, about ouo-tonth the Jirico of nickel-plating. The world breaks tho heart ol Its boat bouefaotor. and thon, aftor many days, builds thorn sopulchors. If you would rnlso tho ago in which you lire, you must Uro nboTo it, ami to Uro above it is to bo mUundor Jitsod, porlmps persecuted. Dexter, tho famous trotter, died at tho stable of Kobort Bonner, in Now York. Ho was thirty years old. He died of old ago and exhaustion. Dex ter was tho groatest trotter of his day. He was the first horse to trot a mile in 2:17. John Bogard, 10 yoars old, pleaded guilty at Kansas City, Mo., to murder in tho first degree Ho was sentenced to be hanged. Bogard held the hands of James Weir, at Indopondenco, Mo., last January, whilo Charles E. Moyor struck him on tho head, killing him. Moyor was tried last wcok, convicted and sentenced to bo hanged. Capt. Bainon Arguillcs, of tho Mex ican army, and Adolfo Towesa, clork i in tho Mexican national railway ' ollicc.s, quarreled in a restaurant At New Laredo, Mexico. At a meeting subsequently, Arguilles shot Towesa, wounding him in tho groin. Tho hit-. tor returned tho fire, killing his an tag-. omst. ! Policeman Clancy found a man named Chester Williams lying appar ently dead on the back porch of a hovel in bouth llelona, Ark. Ilia head was fearfully bruised oithor by a club or sand bag. Ho was taken to tho station houso, and was partiallv restored to sonsibility. Ho says whilo ho was walking along tho loveo a man ran up to him and knocked him in tho head. At a pravor mooting at a colored church in Berkeley county, S. C, two young mon got into a row about a girl. Thoy broko tho meeting up. Tho prcachors and church otlleors at tempted to quiot tho quarreling mon, but they did not succeed. Ono of tho mon, named Brown, drew a pistol and new tho brain of lus antagonist, lliehardson, out right in the ohurch building. Tho murderer has boon ar rested and jailed. A duel botweon women occurrod on tho Island of Corsica. Tho two vira goes concorncd woro named Frances- ca Forluuali and Bonoita Pat-qualini. A long and bitter hatred existed bo tweon thorn, and during a quarrel thov agreed that ono must dio. Stilettos woro tho weapons employed, and they woro plied with mad energy and rap. titty. Alter a Bhort and sharp strug gle Bonoita Pasquilini foil, stricken through tho heart with hor adversary's stiletto. is but 17, but has served two years in state prison for arson. I A horrible accident occurred near1 Bodega, Cal. John II. Miller was en gaged in mowing hay, and had cau tioned his children against tunning through tho clover in front of the mower. Later in tho day his three-year-old child playfully attempted to run in front of tho machine, when it was caught by tho knife, and both legs woro instantly severed from tho body. A wagon and team containing M. Fay, his wife, daughter and baby, Mrs. J. Sissell ami Mrs. E. Itoohe, broke through a bridge over the flume of the Montezuma Mining Company, near Callnhans, Cal. The llumo was run ning full of water, and the current was very swift. Mr. Fay and Mrs. lioche fell outside tho llumo and were unin jured. Mrs. Fay, Mrs. Sissoll and the baby, together with the hoises and wagon, wont through tho flume about a third of a milo. Tho baby was drowned. Mrs. Fay and Mrs. Sissell were both rescued, though they aro badly bruised. The Yaqui Indians are now at wnr with tho Mexican federal forces in Sonora. They are fortifying different places and making a determined stand against tho troops. Afewdnysj ago Maj. Enoiso and Lieut. Villareal,' with two columns of federals, attacked ! tho Indians in a strongly fortified posi-1 lion in the Ainalaguaca mountains, 1 near tho town of Aguaverdo. A ties-1 perato fight ensued, but tho federals, after a number of charges, routed the1 Indians from their fortification, killing seventeen and wounding a largo mini i her. Tho federal forces had ono man j killed and sovoial wounded. Win. Holmes, son of A. T. Holmes, , of Eborton, met with an unfortunate and painful accident, which, while not I necessarily fatal, will cripple him for. life. Ho was out hunting in the i mountains noar Palouse, W. T., with I a rillo, when by somo means not I learned here, his gun was discharged, ! tho bullet passing through both leg 1 at tho knees, and blowing ono of the kneo-eaps oil. spirituous liquors in tho United States, ilOUHK. Tho committoo on elections sub mitted its report in the case of Frank vs. Glover, from tho Ninth Congres sional district of Missouri. It finds the contosteo, Glover, entitled to the so.it; placed on the calendar. Bills were reported and placed upon tho calendar for the erection cf a pub lie building at Cheyenne, Wyo., and increasing tho appropiiation for the purchase of a site for the public build ing at San Francisco. A resolution providing for investi gating the strike of the Chicago, Bur lington & Quincy railroad was re ported, and referred to the committee of tho whole. The senate bill granting a pension to tho widow of Gen. Jams B. Rick ets, was amended to $75 per month, and was pasted. Under tho call of States, Dunn in introduced a resolution, directing the committee on merchant marine and fisheries to investigate the fur seal fisheries of Alaska, and all contracts by tho government for the taking of fur seals. Tho committee is also di rected to investigate and report upon the nature and extent of tho riehts and interests of the United States in fur seal and other fisheries in Behring sea, and whether any legislation is necessary for better protection and preservation of such rights and inter ests. Also a resolution calling on the secretary of tho treasury for informa tion relativo to fur seal fisheries in Ala ska. By Morrow To execute certain treaty stipulations piohibiting Chineso immigration. Also authorizing tho secretary of tho navy to mako surveys in tho Pacific ocean to determine the extent and position of d-ingurs in the track of commerce and navigation; and for tho purpose of ascertaining proper locations for submariuo tele graph cables. The houso passed tho bill for relief of tho Omaha tr.be of Indians in Ne- Ho was brought to his. l)ka, and to extend the time of pay Everything of General Interest in a Condensed Form. ment to Indians. Butter Fancy roll. I? Oregon , lU i Inl'ip!nr (rrnt homo mid ovorything possible done for him, but tho nature of tho wounds renders it certain that it will bo im possible to do moro than preserve the use of ono leg. Thomas Treste, of Chico, Cal., aged i J. years, some nvo weeKs ago havmg; Inferior grade uuricii ins wue, married iuomo tnvot- I'n-Kiea foul, who has just served live years in San Quentin. Trosto is nossessed of somo property, which tho woman wanted. Sho got a revolver and at tempted to fuko tho old man's life. Sho told him sho intended to kill him and burn his body with the purchasers of lands of said I'OUTI-ANI) IMCOnUCK IIAUKKT, ft. tho' at- St. re- Firo broko out in the second floor of a four-story flat at Now York. Tho building filled with smoke, tho inmates thought that retreat was cut off, and, piuiic-Htrickon, endeavored to escape by tho windows. Mrs. Cook jumped from a third floor rear window into tho yard, and was almost iiutanlly killed. Her husband followed her, and also jumped from tho same rear window, and was to badly injured that ho will probably dio, Catherine Mnhoney, a servant of the Cook family was Bor olualy injured, n woro a number of others. 'Presto mado his escape and had woman arrosted, charircd with an tempt to commit mutdor. A shooting affair occurred at Helena, Cal., which will doubtless suit in tho death of a young man named Budd Vann. Ho, with somo oompanions, woro standing near a houso of ill fame, when one of tho crowd throw a roc' through tho win dow of tho houso, striking ono of tho inmates. Graham, a brotlior to ono of tho women of tho liouso, was inside at tho time, and picking up a rovolvor, firod into tho crowd, hitting young VAnn in th abdomen, and intlictint; a fatal wound. Ho was immediately arrosted. California roll do pickled Chkksic Eastern, full cream Oregon, do California Eons Freah DitiKn KituiTs house I Applex, ore, ska and bx... do (Jallforula Apricots, new crop. , Pwichos, impeded, now . . . Pears, machine driod Pitted cliorrion Pitted plums, Oregon Figw, Cal., in bgs and bxs., Cal. Prunes, French Oregon prunes JTLOUIt- Portland Pat. Roller, Fbbl 8 Salem do do Whtto Lily tt bbl Country brand 3 60 Superfine 2 60 ( Wheat, Vallo, V 100 lbs... 1 22J 1 25 do Walla Walla 1 15 1 It) Bsrley, wholo, t ctl 1 12J ao grouiiu, v ton wro uu OaU, choice millimt bush 47 50 do feod. Koedtochoice.old id (a 47 Itvo. P 100 11)8 1 10 1 25 40 15 3 25 18 3J 8 35 10 20 14 10 14 d 20 0 a 18 28 12J 14 10 40 124 0 8 (3 10 10 12J Tho praotico of thawing tho outside j Bf ":S"L,n in m t7 m Sliortw, t' ton 18 00 (310 00 Hay, V ton, baled (ml8 00 coverings of dynamite cartridges over fires is largely provident among tho miners employed in tho cement quar ries at Kondout, Cal. John Lynch was engaged in tho thawing process. I' our cartridges which ho hold in a tin pan over tho tiro oxploded. Strange as it may seom, when the smoke clearod away, Lynch was not only alivo, but perfectly conscious, but ho presented a torriblo appearance His hands had been blown away as clean as though they had been out off with a knife. The larynx, vocal and somo of the othor organs in tho throat wero exposed to view. His limbs wero broken in many places. His whole body presented an appoaranco as though ho had boon cut and slashed by a bowio knife, yet, in that horrible condition, ho lived five hours. Chop. V ton 23 00 25 00 Oil cake meal V ton 32 00 33 0C FltKSlt FllUITH Apple, Oregon, $ box 1 25 1 60 Cherries, Oregon, tidrm... Lemons, California, Pbx.. 4 00 4 50 Limes, t 100, l 23 Rlvei-Hldo oranges, V box., , Los Angeles, do do . . , Poackes, f box g Hiubs Dry, over 10 tbs, V lb U 12 Wet salted, over 65 tts (? 6 Murrain hides 7 0 PelU 10 1 25 VKO KTA11I.K9 Cabbage, lb 21 Carrots, ? sack 1 CO Cauliflower, ? dos Onions $ l 10 Potatoes, now, ICO lbs . . 76 Wool, East Oregon, Spring clip.. 14 A 10 Vallar Oregon, tin ., 16 A 18 A postolhco has been established at Sidney, Coos county, and Samuel Schuck wa appointed postmaster George L. Mason has been appointed postmaster at Luko. Creek, Jackson county, vice Joseph T. Dock, resigned. The mail service between Vale and Burns, Malheur county, has been in creased. Adam A. Baser, the postmaster at Spicer, Linn county, has resigned, and John W. Ball has been appointed postmaster in ins place. Senator Dolph's bill, giving to Dalles City a portion of the military reserva tion adjacent to that town for a park, passed tho senate. T. B. Merry, of Portland, has been appointed assistant commissioner to Australia. Lieut. Marx has been ap pointed secretary of tho commission John Milligan s team ran away at Lafayette, throwing him from a wagon against a tieo and breaking his collar none. An east-Dounn freight t'ain was thrown from tho track near Pleasant Valley, and tho fireman killed. The engineer and others were severely in jured, ana the train badly smashed I hero was a shooting scrape at Ne- tarts, in which a man named McCor- mick was shot by another named Dos mond, the bullet taking effect in the groin and making a dangerous wound. At Astoria, Miss Ilhea Durant was i i i . i uwitKuneu uy me noise oi a man en tering her bedroom, who had eflected an entrance through tho window. The young lady making loud outcrv, the burglar decamped in haste. Whilo tho foundrymen at the peul lentiary were running' off a heat, a quantity of molten metal was spilled irom a mine upon tne iinio ot a con vict named Estes. The metal slipped down the unfortunate man's leg and into his shoe. In ereat aconv ho ran and jumptd into a tub of water, where he stood until the metal was cooled. His leg and foot was piinfully burned. Charles Iiobertson, a young man en gaged in rolling logs near Erw'.n's mill, two miles above Silverton, Marion county, nearly lost his life by having one of the logs roll over htm. The log, which was a heavy one, and was rolling down a side hill, crashed over his legs and things, and then, striking a maul, leaped over his body. In ad dition to other serious injuries, Bob ertson had several ribs broken. His hurts were considered very serious. but at last accounts he was getting along all right. At The Dalles, the little daughter of W. H. Miiody, aged about fhree years, got a bottle of carbolic acid, and be fore tho mother could take it from her had innocently swallowed nearly the whole contents. Fortunately, Dr. Gil mer, in his daily visits to one of his patients, passed by the residence and immediately applied the usual anti dotes for the poison and an cmetio. This circumstance, and the little girl having eaten a hearty breakfast a short time previously, undoubtedly saved her life. At l.tst accounts the child was doing well. 1 ishermen all tho way from St. Helens to tho Cateadcs are idle, on ac count of the enforcement of the law prohibiting them from using nets witl meshes less than 8 inches that is, a mesh that stretclas to that long ihey say there is nothing running but bluebaok falnion, and ,they havo to use a 5 to inch mesh to take I these, and they claim that tho enforce ment of tho law is all in favor of the wheelmen at tho Cascades. They say mat wnen mis large mesh law wa- niade there were no wheels and no at tontion was paid to blueback salmon, which have now become of consider able importance, as they aro used by tho cannorynion. William Garvin, a locomotive fire man, 31 years old, was killed in the Albina railroad yards, oppodto tho coal bunkers. While the locomotive on which ho was employed, No. 37, was on its way to tho bunkers to tako on coal, ho and Engineer Johnson put in their time oiling the valves, which they did by standing in tlio cab. When the bunkers were reached, Garvin un dertook to step to tho platform by passing between tho tender and the locomotive. About this time locomo tive No. 7, which had been down to the flouring mills, rounded tho curve just below the bunkers pushing eight or nine cars. These cars 6truck loco motivo 27 whilo Garvin was in tho position previously stated and tho ten der being forced forward by the pres sure, ho was crushed to death. Ho died in a few minutes. There was a largo gash on tho right breast and tho right leg was fearfully mangled. Sev eral ribs wero broken. Tho advisability of testing as fo;;gy wcathor signals sudden llaslios, such as tlgj So of gtmpowdor, has beon suggest ed'to tho Hiitisli lighthouse authorities by Lord Hayloigh ami Professor Stokes, who think ilio flashes might attract at tention whero an equal fixed light might escape notice. An instrument callod tho auto graphomotor has lately beon devised, which autogranhloally roeords tho plan of tho ground over which it is dragged. It can be earned about on a light ve hicle, and when in uso indicates the to pography and differences of lovel of all places over which it passes. There nra about five hundred dif ferent kinds of humming birds. These b'mls belong exclusively to tho conti nent of America and its Islands. From America they range north to tho Arctto regions and south to Patagonia; ami from the lovel of tho sea to the hoighi of the Andes. PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. Why aro women extravagant in rlothcs? Bocauso whon thoy buy a now dress they wear it out on tho first day. Tho man who wants tho earth, my son, is the very man tho earth doesn't want. liurdclle. Tho girl who thinks sho ought to marry no ono lower than a Baron, gen erally compromises upon a Count H. Hopper. - lie was fond of singing revival hymns, and his wifo named the baby Fort, so that ho would want to hold it. Our Dumb Animnlt. A comely figuro in a woman has its charms. But it is the incomely figure that intluenees the average wife h ti n tcr. Philadelphia Call. Goliath of Gath was a big man, but that didn't kill him; it was his bigkou seat that brot him face to face with doth. Toronto Qrip. Women know about as much about politics as men do about making a ohaiu stitch tidy. The difference is that men kcep'still about tho tidy. "I live for those who love me.' says a f mladcipiiia pout, it lie is liko most amateur poets, then, he hasn t much to live for. Somervillc Journal. It is all bosh about women being afraid to tell their age. The trouble is that people are afraid to ask 'em, and perhaps it is safer not to. Dansville Breeze. "Look hero, Jones, I understand you called mo a blooming jackass last night." That is incorrect, Smithers. I didn't use tho word 'blooming.'" "Ah, that's all right, then. Shake, old fel low." Philadelphia I'ivics. "I'll teach you to play pitch-and- toss!" shouted an enraged father. "I'll floir you for an hour, I will." "Father," his tali tly replied the incorrigible, as ho balanced a penny on his thumb and linger, "I'll toss you to make it two hours or nothing !" Boston Olobe. Omaha dame "Didn't you know before your marriage that the man you loved had contracted the liquor habit?"' Neglected wife "Yes, 1 knew ho had conn-acted the habit, and if it had only staid contracted I should not have com plained, but after marriage the habit expanded." Omaha World. A Western school-ma'am has be come famous liy getting all Her pupils out of the school-house w hile a blizzard was in progress. Some day sho may succeed in keeping them all in school while a circus procession is passing, and then her name will go down in his tory. It is stated that over five thousand pianos are ruined every year in tlns eountrv by sudden changes of tempera ture. When this fact becomes general ly known, the American people will bo cheerfully reconciled to sudden changes of temperature ami some will regret that the sudden changes are not moro sudden and frequent. Norristown Her ald. An old man was on the witness tand and was being cross-examined by i lawyer. "You say you are a doctor. ir. "li!?, sir; yes, Rir." "What kind of a doctor?" "I makes Mntmcnt. ir. I makes 'intment, sir. I makes intnient. " "What's your ointment rood for?" "It's good to rub on tho icad to strengthen the mind." "What 'il'ect would it have if you wero to rub- some of it on my head?" "Nono at all, sir, none at all. We have to have some thing to start with." Concord (Ar. U.y Monitor. A JAPANESE GENESIS. The Oriental Morytif Hih Creation of tho .M iiiiiIiiiiu siilirrn. In the beginning all things wero in chao. Heaven and earth wero not .separated. The world floated in tho cosmic mass liko a fish in the water, or the yelk in an egg. Tho ethereal mat ter sublimed and formed the heavens while the re.-iduiini formed the present earth, from the mold of which a genu sprouted and became a self-animate being, from which sprang all the gods. On the floating bridge of heaven appeared a man ami woman of celestial origin. The male plunged his jeweled spear into the unstable waters beneath them, and withdrawing it, tho trickling drops formed an island upon which thoy descended. The creative pair, divine man and woman, designing to make this island the pillar for a continent, separated, the male to tho left, the female to the right, to make a journey around tho island. When thoy met the woman spoke first, saying: "How joyful to uieet a lovely man!" Tho man, offended that tho first uso vif tlio tongue had beon by a woman, demanded that the journoy be repeated, after which ho cried out exultingly: "How joyful to meet a lovely woman." Thus ensued tho proper subjection; and this, according to the ancient idea of Japan, was the origin of the human raco and tho art of love. Overland Monthly. Virginia's Old Powder Horn. 1 Tho old "Powder Horn," an histori cal building at Witftaiiisburg, Va., is in danger of fallinjr in from norlect and decay. It was built by Sir Alex ander Spotswood, Governor of tho col ony, in the tirst quarter of tlio eighteenth century, to storo supplies in. But its greatest interest arises from tho fact that it was tho building in which tho colonial ammunition was stored ia 1775. Lord Dunmnre seized tlio am munition and moved it on board a man- of-war, thu result being "the firsl gathering of an armed forco in tho cob uny in opposition to royal authority." In later yeats the building was used a a market, church and stable. It wo bought of tho city authorities in 18G6, and its present owner should not allow ou inifiostiiig a relio of the times that tried men's souls to be destroyed.- Spriugjield liepublican.