The Oregon scout., February 03, 1888, Image 3

THE LAST LAUGH.
Consternation of the Congregation. Tho Wii
dom of the Innocents.
Adjoining nn out-of-the-way, but
favorite summer resort, is h little
Chapel in which religious Eorvices are
held occasionally, as clergymen can
be obtained, during the pleasure
season.
A visiting divine consented to preach
one sabbath last summer, ami, notice
being given, quite a congregation of
hotel guests and resident neighbors
assemblod. In opening tho services
the preacher suggested that, as tho
chapel was provided with no musical
instrument, perhaps some one present
would start a hymn, in which the con
gregation could join. A brief pause
ensued, and then the congregation
wan conjulfed at hearing an old 1 tily
strike up, in a cracked voice,
"Believing we rejoice
To see Uie cuss removed."
As no one ''joined in," tho old lady
did not proceed far with tho hymn,
and an awkward contretemps seemed
imminent. The clergyman was quick
witted, however, and turned tho ludi
crous incident to good account. He
xuietly arose and anno meed as his
tvxl the words, "Beheing we rejoice,"
from which he preached an excellent
sermon, one that under the peculiar
circumstances, made a deep impression.
The old lady will probably never
know why she caused such a sensa
tion. She lived in tho neighborhood,
and being accustomed to the pronun
ciation "cubs" for "curse," sang it that
way.
Homespun people often run counter
to some of the common customs, or
time-worn piojndices of society, anil
are laughed al. Sometimes they are
right, and society is wrong.
When new and valuable ideas are
evolved in the progress of tho world's
thought, those who first believe in
them are often subjecled to ridicule.
But it is those who believe who have
occubion to rejoice.
Mr. A. Way is u prominent fanner
, at Navasino, N. Y., who was pn straU'd
with kidnoy (license, and reached u
point where "the doctor said be had
lone all he could." Feb. 23d, 1S83, he
writes, "As a last resort I began the
use of Warner's safe cure, and t-day
I am h ile, hearty and hnppy." Octo
ber 13th, JS87, ho again writes, "If it
had not been for your wonderful dis
covery of Warner's Mifo cure, I bhould
have been in my grave to-day. I am,
to all appear.uices as tree from any
trouble of the kidneys as any man
living. The dooi'T who doctored me
and said I must (lit , has since died
with Bright's disease I"
The honett old farmer was doubth ss
derided and laughed at Ly the medical
man, and many of his friends, when
he announced his determination to
try Warner's safe cure, a proprietary
medicine; but he is alive and well to
day, while tho physician who laughed
at him is dead.
Tho wise old farmer has the last
laugh !
1 general uoureruueu on Foreign
Missions, similar to tho one held at
Mildmay Hall. London, in 1878, has
been called to meet in London Some
thno during 188. A large committee,
representing tho chief missionary so
cieties of Great Britain, has been
chosen to make .preparations for the
meeting, and American and continent
al societies are asked to co-operate.
United Presbyterian.
"Drop into school occasionally,"
Raid one of our teachers to a parent
yesterday; "it does us good to see tho
parents, and besides you may see
things that need correction which wo
do not see. Don't wait for special oc
casions, but come any time and see
how we look when wo are hard at
work." Tho suggestion is a good one.
The schools would be improved if they
were brought nearer tho homes by tho
fi'cuuent visits ofitiio wmuiU
LATE SHIPWRECKS LOFF CAPE
HORN.
Extract of letter from David James
(l.ito mutter) of the bark Colorado of
Glasgow "Haviug lost our ship on
Staton island, on the 5th of July laBt,
and having saved neither effect a nor
provisions, wo were then compelled to
travel over the island for ten days, sub
sisting on nothing but shellfish and sea
weed. On tho 19th of July we came
across another shipwrecked party of
seventeen, tho surviving part of the
crew of the British ship Dunskeig of
Glasgow, fourteen having perished
through exposure. Now, tho ship was
lost on tho 23d of Juno, and a lot of
tho cargo, consisting of Kits' Cocoa,
was washed ashore out of tho wreck.
There was nothing saved except tho
eocoa, and we, numbering twenty-five
men, wero kept alive on it up to tho
aOth of August, when wo wero rescued
by tho steamer Mercurio of Buenos
Ayres, and landed there on the 13th
f September.
"Too much praise cannot be given
to this cocoa for tho preserved state
that it was in, after being in tho bot
tom of tho sea, in tho wreck of the
Dunskeig, for a fortnight, and then
wushed athore, and lying on the beach
and rocks of Staten island for about
six weeks, subject to tho exposure of
tlio severest weather on tho face of tho
globe.
"The island is situated in a region
of perpetual ice, snow and storms, and
after all this test it was as fresh and
dry aa if in tho works.
"As wo had a good stock of it there,
wo used it in a liquid state for drink,
and also made it in a thick state, like
porridge, and wo alto baked it on the
lire, which mado splendid bread, and
kept us alive and warm on this barren
uluud."
SEALS AND SEALSKINS.
IVhrro the Stoat Viitunlilo Fur.cnW Are,
I'ouiid mill llnT They Aro Ciuight.
While a great many people nro in
terested in seahkins most of them
have a rather vague idea as to the ani
mal" from which they are stripped.
Every spring, when it is announced
that the .Ian Mayen hunters have
brought 20,000. S0.000, 30,000 or C0.000
to Dundee, or that those who ren
dezvous at St. John's, or Harbor Grace
have landed 200.000 or more, the prints
which especially concern themselves
with ladies' dress are tilled with jubila
tion over tho approaching cheapness of
the fur, to possess which seems to con
stitute the acme of female ambition.
In reality these captures oft' Newfound
land or in the Arctic Sea have no effect
whatever on tho fur market. They
are "hair" seals, of no value except
for their hides, out of which leather is
made, or for their blubber. No fur
seals, in the seaUkin-jacket sense of
the term, are found in the North At
lantic. They are almost entirely con
lined to the North ami South Pacific.
From the South Shetlauds and the
Georgian Islands the sals, once so
abundant, have almost vanished; and
neither St. Paul's, nor the Crozets. nor
Marion Isle, the Elephant Isle, and
Amsterdam, nor even the Tristan da
Cunha yield any thing like the number
they once did. The early advent
urers who first foil among the "rook
eries" in these localities seem to
have hail a glorious t'.nie that their less
fortunate successors can not help en
vying them, even at the distance of
a ccntuiy, though sealskins were not
so valuable in those far away days. In
1800, when the fur-seal business was
at its height at the Georgian Islands,
112,000 seals wero taken, of which .17,
000 were secured by a single ship.
Between the years 1820 ami 1821 over
00.000 seals were taken at the South
Shetland Islands alone, though, in ad
dition to the number of old ones killed
for their fur, not fewer than 100,000
newly-born young died in consequence
of the destruction of their mothers.
So nidi-criminate was the slaughter
mat whenever a seal reached tho
beach, no matter what its age, it was
immediately clubbed. The result of
this butchery was soon apparent. IJy
1822 the enormous herds in the South
Shetlauds had been exterminated, and
in 1 SriO sealing in the South Sea was
pronounced a losing business; the old
resorts of the animals having been
abandoned or "cleared out," so that
the hunters had to go further alicid or
be content with profits much smaller
or much more precarious. At this day
fur seals of different species are picked
p all through the Antarctic and sub
Antarctic regions, as well as along the
coast of Japan and Siberia as far as
Kanischalka, the Ktirirlcs and Behring
Strait. From California northward
three species are found. A few are seen
on tho shores of California, Oregon,
and Washington Territory, and the
Indians of Vancouver Island and
British Columbia tind a moderate profit
in those which they kill. It is, how
ever, not until the Prybiloy or Seal
Islands, oil' the shores ot Alaska, are
reached that the ftir seal attains its
maximum. These islets are leased by
the United States Go Vermont to a com
mercial company, who arc bound by
their contract, made in pursuance of
nil Act of Congress, not to kill more
than 7.r),000 a year on St Paul's Island,
or more than 25,000 on St. George's
Island; though tho Secretary of the
Treasury has power to alter the ratio
for each island if he pleases, or to ex
tend the period for killing them from
Juno to the 15th of August, and then
after an interval during September
and October. Tho killing of female
seals and seals less than one year old,
and, among other regulations to the
same effect, the uso of firearms or
other means tending to drive the seals
away from tho islands aro expressly
forbidden. No dogs aro permitted on
the islands, and no vessels other than
those employed by tho company aro
permitted to touch there or land 11113
persons or merchandise, eeept in ease
I shipwreck or vessels in distress.
The method of capture is to drive tho
seals into little heads or "pods,"
where they are leisurely dispatched
ty the blows tit a club on tho head.
London Slumlord.
She Knew Better Than That.
"You have been very ill. haven't
you. George?" she murmured softly.
"I am so glad to see you again."
"And I am enraptured at gazing on
your face once more," he replied. "I
canio very near leaving you for ever.
Do you know what was the matter
with mo?"
"No, George, not exactly. 1 heard
it was brain fever, but I didn't believe
it." Merchant Traveler.
Newport is becoming more and
more a place for the very wealthy.
People with incomes of twenty thou
sand to twenty-live thousand dollars a
year can no longer make u show there
and participate in fashionable gayety.
Au income of fifty thousand dollars
even docs not enable 0110 to meet the
exacting demands of tho American
Vanity Fair.
Sir William Grove, whoso writings
on tho conservation of energy havo
given him so much distinction as a Man
of science, has resigned his olllee as
one of the judges of the High Court of
Justice in England. He invented the
powerful electric battery known as the
Grove battery. A'. Y. Ledyer,
"I do wish," remarked tliowhlto
horse, wearily, "that -auburn-haired
girls would try and keep In doors
more." Waxttington Critic. . .
OF GENERAL INTEREST.
"Depot," says a purist, must only
1m used when it is a terminal point;
along the routo tho word should bo
station.
King Charles of Roumania reads
all tho proofs of his wife's stories and
corrects them for the printer. A re
vise is then submitted to the Queen.
Gadwumps, according to the New
York Tribune, aro theater-goers who
leave their seats between acts and step
on other people's toes while going
out.
An industrious Maino boy recently
sold over twenty pounds of lead to an
Augusta junk dealer. It was rillo
balls which he had dug from the em
bankment back of the State militia
practice targets.
Mosquitoes in China have a very
poisonous sting. In a Tientsin hospital
there were at one Mine this summer a
man with an abscess in his face and
another with blood poisoning from the
bite of the insects.
A fisherman at Asbury Park, N.
J., picked up a sealed bottle on the
coast containing a map showing where
an alleged treasure is buried at a
place near Wilmington, Del. The dis
covery has aroused a good del of curi
osity then;.
Bavaria's late mad King's personal
ulfects were sold at Munich recently.
A pair of scarlet trousers brought ten
pounds; a pair of musical brushes did
not sell, because tho "music wouldn't
go." The saddest thing in the collec
tion was the King's inseparable bed
fellow during the last four years a
si 11 lied monkey.
A little girl while plaviug one day
recently on a porch at Wallingford,
Conn., was startled by a largo bird
tlyini; over her head. The bird flow a
short distance, away and returned again
and was caught and hold by the child
until her parents, who heard the noise,
came out and secured it. It proved to
be a full grown partridge, apparently
Ulllltllt.
A colored man of Sinithvillo, (3a.,
finding that his lady love had been
locked in the house by her father,
clinibod down the chimney. Tho father,
on returning, discovered tho dusky
Adonis with his daughter, besmeared
with soot. "Da ain't no uso in stoppin'
dem," said the old man. "Do dobbil
is after dem, but the Lawd work wid
11111. L'em go along."
Tlio New York World, which is al
ways seeking to attract public attention,
now comes out as the champion of
mothers-in-law and old maids. It
trulj'says that there is no basis for one
tenth of the cheap wit about' mothers-in-law
and old maids that circulates
through the papers. Likewise it re
marks there are lots of handsome old
maids, wherein it is quite right. Bos
ton Transcript.
In Germany the averago duration
of the life of gardeners, mariners and
fishermen is fifty-eight years; butchers,
fifty-four years; carpenters and brick
layers, forty-nino years; compositors
and lithographers, t'orty-ono years,
and laborers, thirty-two years. Of tho
professions the averago lifetime of
clergymen is sixty-seven years; teach
ers, fifty-seven years; lawyers, fifty
four years, and physicians, forty-nine
years. I'ublic 0in ion.
In the exhibition at Havre, says
Nature, there is an interesting collec
tion of specimens of poisonous fishes.
Some aro poisonous when eaten, others
aro merely venomous. Among the
first are many spiuoids, a tetrodon,
and many elupea, which are abundant
near the Capo of Good Hope. In the
Japan Sea is found a very peculiar
tetrodon, which in .sometimes used as a
means of suicide. It produces sensa
tions like those produced by morphia,
and finally death.
lYiion a minp burns poorly boil tho
inotal burner in soda and water. Gum
my accumulations from tho oil will bo
removed and tho light will burn as
brilliantly i ever.
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A. V, Foss saw a Hvo chicken floating
and slruiillntr in the canal nt Suncook,
N. II., and pulled it out. Attached to in
)et was a pi kercl weighing oxer two
pounds, which had izrabbed tho chicken'tt
leg in slicli a way una 11 could nollelgo.
READ IHE DEATH ROLL
Which tlio bills of mortality of any Intyo city
limy be fitly designated, and you will llml that
roimiii(l vesical maladies. Unit Is to say,
those that nHcclthc kidneys or bladder, have
a remarkable prominence- wo bad almost
said preponderance. Hrluht's disease and
diabetes In the. chronics stac are rarely
curt-d, and (travel, catarrh ot tho bladder
and cmitctK sluy many. Yet Ht tho
ouls't, whin tho truubln merely amounts to
InactlrlU of tho nrKntia involved, tho iluiiKcr
may bo nn 1 Uk-d by that pleasant renal tonlo
and diuretic, lloptcttcr'tt Stomach lltttcis,uiilch
Imparts the requisite an ount of tone to the
o run ns, without over-encltlns Uiem, ant' the
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elaborate preparation. Dispcp la, a usual con-c-mitant
of renal complaints, and detilllty
uhich they Invn ltilily p odnce. are remedied
by it. So alto are constipation, malaiial, rheu
matic and nervous ailments.
The color of the jelly Is spoiled by bulng
boiled too long.
OViH-WOBKXD WOMEN.
l-'or "worn-out," "run down," debilitated
hcIiooI teachers, milliners, Beaiiistresse,
housekeepers and overworked women
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powerful, policial as well ns uterine tonic
and nervine, and imparts vigor ami
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cures weakness of stomach. Indigestion,
bloating, weak back, nervous prostration,
debility and sleepl bsness in eithur sex
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Vut very little lard in yourbread if you
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CHRONIC COUGHS AND CPLDS.
All diseases of the Throat and l.nntrs can be
euro I by the uso of Scot I'm lmmlNioii. as It
contains tho bealliiK virtues of Coil l.lver (111
and llyiKipliosphltes In thelr fullest form. Is a
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easily dl;c;tcd, and can be taken liy -the must
delicate. l'leuse read: "I c.unlitor Scott's
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of ordinary coldsaud throat tioubles." - W.H.S.
Co.n.ni:li., M. J)., MuncliiHter, U.
THE "OLD REL1ABLF."
Wallowa Chieftain, Joeph, Or., Oct. 17, '87.
AVe have used In this office for tho past
eighteen months one ot ycur (lid Reliable
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Can cheerfully recommend it to tho trade.
Your- trul v,
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Soft butter the sizo of an egg weighs
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Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" Is
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ounces.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE 1ILW YORK
STA1E BEN ATE.
For expediting legislative business, Ed
mund L. Pitts, tho President of tho New
York State Senate, stands almost without
a peer. Such a place as he holds is a most
trying one and requires great powers of
endurance. One of Mr. Pitts' ablest sup
porters will be seen in his letter given
below:
Statu or Nkw Yohk, Sunatk Ciia.miiuii,
Ai.iianv. March ll, IKK
I have used Allcock's Porous Plasters in
my family for the past live jears, and can
truthfull) say they aro a valuable remedy
and ell'ect great cures. I would not be
without them. I have in suveral install' cs
given soiiii) to friends suUering with weak
and lame backs, and they havo invariably
afforded certain and speedy relief. They
cannot bo too highly commended.
Edmund L. Pitts.
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Sold by all Orugglits (or 60 Cents.
cuih:h AM. IIUBMJIIS,
from n eomuioii Illotch, or IlrupUoii,
to tho worst Sorotiilu. Salt-i liouin,
rovor-noro," Scaly or Uougli
Shin, In short, all diseases ciiubciI by bail
blooil urn coiupieietl by this poweilul, puil
fvlng. uml liivlnoratiiig ineUlelno. rcul
linlliig lIleorH rtiphl V heal umlcr ts be
iitgn liillueiiue. Hspeclnlly law It inaiilfcstetl
ts potency In euilng Tetter, Uoho UiinIi,
ItoilH. ciu-lJUiicfoH, Noro I yH, Seroi
iilouu Sortm hihI MvoIIIiik .i1
joint Dlsei-we, Will to Swelling.
J;ollre, or Tlilclt Net-It, an. I lliilnrgod
Cluu.lK. Send ten centH la Humps lor n
largo treat Iho, with colorcil plates, on Hull,
Uiseases, or the Kiitue amount lor u tieatl&i
on Kcrotuloiis AtVeetlons. ,.
Thoni'iifhlveleiuiKe It by using Ur. IMoreo'f
tlol.ten mctllenl lllseo very, uml good
dlgf-Ntlon, a fair hKIii, buoyant ki1i-.
Hm, utid vital Mtronglli, will boibtabllebeu
CONSUMPTION,
which U Scrofula ot ilia I.tnign, Is ar
rented iiikI cured by thw reined', if talicu be
lorn the lutt st ages of the iIIhw ore reachcr
l''rom tin marvelotix power over this ten h
fatal disease, when lirst olf riuir lb s not
celebrated remedy to tho pnblle. I)r. I'lnuci
tboiiKlit MerioiiHly of enllliiK It bla "run.
suiinitloii Curr," but nbaniloiicil tlm
liauio as too limited for a medicine which
fiom ltn wonderrnl coinlilimtlon of tonle. oi
KtrentheiiliiK, nllenitlve, or hlooil-clcnusliin
untl-bllloiiH. pectoml, mid niitrlilvo projit-i
tics, is uiieqiialHl, not only h,h a remedy fo
coiimimplloii, but for nil ilironlc 1U.
enftow ot tuu
Liver, Blood, and Lungs.
' . . .. . .
ll Vi 1 IC; linn, iirtitviiy, iii ipiiiiunn, inm i
eallow color ur Hkln, or yellntYlsli-lnown Hpoti
on Iiiuj or boUy, irc-ijuciit liciuliiclio or illzzl ,
new, uml lahto In inoiitli. Iiitcrniil licut 01
tlilllu, lUU-'riiutliur with hot (IubIicb, low rplrlli
nnil Kloomy loiclKMlliiKH, IricKiilur iippctltc
uml crmtcd tmiifin'. yon nro utr rliur fion
IlltllKOMtlon, lIVMpcptilii, ntid 'florplt!
I. Iter, or "lllfloiiMit'fcM." In man) i
casts only part of Uicfco iiympttiniH uro expe
riencrd. Au a romeoy lor nil suclj ciim I
Or. IMorco'H (ioldnn Medical Xil.
co very In uiiKUrpiicl.
for U'cnlt IiiiiiRM, Splttlntr ol
Illood, NIiorliiObN or tSrciitlt, llron.
cliltU. Autlunsi, Scvoro qoiiKliH, nnfi
klndivtl alloctloiiB, It la an elllcfent icincily.
Hoi.n uv l)mi(UH8T, nt $1.00, or SIX
BOTTIiVH for $C.OO.
- Bend ton wnts In bIiiiiijis for Dr. I'lTCO't
tmolc on CoiiKiuiipllon. jiildnm.
World'! ilMioiirnry riled leal Ao-
clutiou, UCi Malu blifct, llutt'AU), K, Y.
a , ... .,nl.llU..,,,1 l.n...
$500 REWARD
Is offered ly tho proprietors
of Dr.Kairo'a CaUirrh lleinedy
lor a cuko of catarrh which
they cannot cure. If you
l.i.i'ii n llLituiaMi furl tnn
now), otTciiRlvo or otherwise, purtlal loss ol
funcll, tasto, or lienrlnir.-vcuU eyiu, dull , pain
or nrcAsiuD In Itca'l. )'ou Kivo Catarrh, ,'lhou
aands of ciisch tcriiilimto In coiiBtuniitlon.
Dr.Kiiifn'flt'ATAitiiii Hbmiuiv curea tho worst
cast-BOf Cnturrlia 'Cold In tlio Head,"
ami Catwrrluil f.OMdiictio. Kl cents.
fh r To KK ii Dny. Batnles worth 1.M, VM'.l'.
JKJl Lines not under tlio horsosfcot. WrltolluKW.
Wsrrit'stianrnrltuNlIoLsritCaJIollyIlch.
r
MEAM
I a Ow mi UXSe I
i as in J f
1113 PHOTO.
The vcnrrable bene
factor of mankind,
In'ent upon his good
works, is known art
we eo him here.
Hh nii'illl.ir face and
form have become n trade murk, ntid tho
gtKxl he has done is ilhistmtcd In the follow
ing manclou liftiuiec: Jan. 17, 1833,
(leorge U. O.-gtiol A- Co.. drtijrgist., lAiwell,
Mass., wrote: "Mr. l'wii Dviinis, jCo. 130
Moody M., desires to recommend ft, Jacobs
Oil to any iilllitel with rheiiiuaiism, and
desin's esiHH'iully to say that Onin ltobinyon,
of Crautville, Mas.-.., a ly of 12 years, came
to lib lions' in this sminnrr (i'lS.SI walking
ujkih crutches, hN left leg having Urn bent
nt the knee for over two inotiths and could
not 1k bent hack, lie cotil. I not. walk ujiott
it. .Mr. Dennis hud some St. Jacobs Oil in
the litme and s'ive it to him lo ruboivlda
knee. In s days he had no un for hia
crutches and went honi.1 well without them,
and he has been well vinceSt. Jacobs Oil curea
liim." In July. 1SST, iiiipiiry wan made of tho
Mesrs. OsgiMHt to ascertain the condition of
the little cripple, which brought the follow
lug ri-sixmse ; "ljwcll, Mass., July 0,
Tho jKKir cripple on crutches, Orrin Itobin
eon, cured bv tit. Jacobs Oil in 1881, has ro
innitHsl cureil. The young man has been
and is now at work evcrv day at manual
labor. Dr. deorgo C. O.-good, M. IV No
other remedy can make the same showing.
n fiRiDA
mm I ti" Send for'
M Pescrlntlon an
H Man of FI.UIUDA SOlTir.
KUN'lL 11, 1. NI)S. Four million acres.
suitable for Oranucs, l.cmon Olives, l'lncapplcs.
itanaims, Stmwlctrles and ea'ly v gctablta. Fo
suloon lonir credit Sl.'" to $5.00 per acre.
Adilrosa til. SOF.OMON, Ocn. N. Vf. Aft,
i'Sl tnt. t int It St.. C'hlcngu, His.
O I C I It M I . HATH. (Jahler. ltnenlsh
rimioB, llnnlt'tt (Ir.anK. d liiMruuitnU. Lut'e-t
n ck uf Sheet .MuaIc Hint UihiVh ItittlA tupplicl nt
riiMiin Vrlo.. .MATTHIAS I! KAY CO., SM lwt
Stieet, Sun Kraiiplsco,
Qm. 61OOCOOO people use
js- O O.M.FERRY&CO.
aro atimiiioo lo oq iu.i
Lnrsost Seodsmon
In tho world.
D.M.FEHRYfcCO'3
Illntnlfd, IVifrlp.
tt vnl I'rlcc
SEED
ANNUAL.
For 1003
nil! be mailed
.FREE TO AUU
applicant, and
to tut rcaion'a
cuntjmin with
out ordering It.
Invulunblotonli.
Kvory rwrnon usina
Cnrden,Fleld'Flower
rs r q tboatd md1 tor
OCCU9 It. Ailrx
0. M. FERRY JtCO.,Dotrolt,(Yllch
Acme Electric Belt Agency
171 Fourth St. bet Morrison anj YamhUL
Porilund, Ort-gun.
ADVICE AND MEDICINE $I.OO. i
All DIbomoj Bueoewfully treated. Chronlo and Set
vous Tfuuh'u) a apcc'alty ttbuumatlsm, Nuurelgla.
General iunI Nervous IXbillty, Bcuilnol Wcakuvas and
Ixwt ManlKXXl Buocessfiilly treated with tho akl of the
UtXEiniATKU Ajsik r.LKoTnio Uult and other ckxtrio
i nppllanoui. Huxuul ULwosea taken tiy tho cuao at moat
: nueouublo ruUti. A oompetoat rbyalctaa and Elov
Ultlau In uttcudunco dally Oountrypatloutswlllrdcaaf
I MatneyinptimuasaccunktoaanowiUlo. OoncBpooae
j aollcltod. Terms ettlctly canh.
' Our New Htorr, which vc now occupy-,
1 has about 3 acrea of Floor Bpacc.
OThe BUVKR8 GUIDE U
laaurtl Sept. and March,
ench yenr. 3 30 poRtf,
8 x 11 tnchrifWltli orcr
3,000 Illustrations n
whole Picture Gnllerr.
GIVKS Wholesale Price.
dlrrct to roniiiiU:i on all rooiIi for
personnl or fumllj- use. Tells how to
onler, and glvra exact cost of every
thliiR you use, ent, drink, wear, or
have fun with. Thcan INVAI.UAI1IJ5
1IOOICK rontnlu Infoi illation gleaned
from the markets of the world. X
copy sent FHKIC upon receipt of
10 cts. to ill-fin j- eipeiiKr of mulling-,
MONTGOi'lERY WARD & CO.
111-114 .llleliboiii Axi'iiiie. flilniRo, IIU
SELBY SMELTING AND LEAD CO.,
Ban Franoleoo,
QUELL LAMBERSON, Con'l Agent.
7 MtnvU t.. Portllliitl. Or.
'lid, 11KI.T tr lter-noratAr if
male Qxpre.iljr fur lh eura of
dttritogviiitiiti of ll0 geiuirtllra
organ. Tho eoullouou, itrftBi
of Kl.r.CTIIICITV .einuatlnf
througli tho porto mul rloro
Ibem la lii-ftllhrafllluD. Oopot
oufouuil IL1 Mill Kltutrlo 011
atrrllkit to euro all III, front
hd lo lot, ll It for Hit ONU
necllloiiiirpoM,
ror clrouUia (Irlnc fall l
fonuollon, addrrM Chrovor Kloo
trio 1WH Co., Ill Wiulitogtoo
tilicol, Lle;o, 111.
MM FITS.
Wriin I MAvcnru I dniiot mean merely to atmi tliem
feral huh and tlit-nliavH them return ajtaln. linwna,
radicil euru, I liavaruadnllindlMUMiuf VlTn, l'.l'llr
IIl'HV iir FALUNH HICKNIiK8ollf-loinjliidy, I
warrnnt my remedy In cure tlio worst can's. Houa
Dthera havu failed lo no reiai n for not now rweiylnp; a
cure, hrndatonce lor a trvatltaana a rrrn numo
tn tnir tnlnliihin rt-meilr. (life I-.xprmutB.ad Pimt Uitlce,
11. 14 It HI J l all it l-l'lirP r- (at- "
nrtaiivinnvAi dii I c
, 1811 Pcnrl r Ni" VerU,
'31
Th Orlirlnnl nnil Only flennlne.
Jar and alwajl Itellablo. Rawart of wurthlraa Imllatloat.
odliuontatils to LADIES. Auk jour lirunrtat M
"Clilcheater'a KnaiUh) aul Uko so othrr.or IucIom
(nunpi) la ua fur irtlutara a Utttr br return ualf
NAME PAPER. Chtcbeater Chemlral Co..
Bold by Dnrrl-I' Terywbery. . Ak r "Chlrhta.
tea's XIUKUaU I'cuiiyrojul l'UU. laitDoouur.
lllg-rj hMKlvenunlver
al satisfaction In tlM
euro of Uouorrbu-a and
0 loot. I prescribe 1 1 and
feel safe In recommend
Hnrala
ri TO 6 DATS.
3aaraDt4 sot to'
sasas Blrlcuua.
yraonibyih
Ints CaimUtl Co.
ing- U to all (Uiri-rers.
1. J. 8T0M.lt, H.D.,
, ClnolnnaU,
Decatur, IB.
Ohio.
THICK, 8 1.09.
Trad.
niarll Hold by BruBSlat 1
I'lso'a Ikmody for Cutnrrh is tlio B
Hebt, t'wlrat to Uimi, anil ClieuHt.
Mm Bold by ilrnnIt or xont hy muIU H
60o. K. 1 lluzultluo, Wiirrwi, la.
REWARD!
$1000
Will La luitd for earh uud errry sralu of 11
1111.1U1 aubataucua found in Wkdotu'a UolwrVtoia
acknowleuged tho miut dclliit(ul sud on'y rallj
liariulraa toilet aitkla ficr paKliietil for Isautkfylus
and iiioaervtlitf tlis oomidoitui iriuotlng tan, suuliura.
Ir oklosaiidsd ttlttui'Uts ami roufc-liucaa of tlio aala.
U ed and ludoisul ty the IIm of toclity Mil llw
m. Hold by all dnuglita at 5) mut tr IwUU
WLIto and HeJi. llKOIHOTON fc CO., ,
WlioKaale UniKiatJ, &tu tramtaao. Atsatc
d'nii
1 3W
"SSWaail!JUfl
sTho tguncar tridgesJ