WIT AND WISDOM.
A person seldom circs to be
tickled twice with the same feather.
The innocence of the intention
abates nothing of the mischief of the
example. llobert Hall.
Many a woman trusts her husband
when he can't get trusted by anybody
else. Washington Critic
When trousers show signs of
bagging at tho knees it begins to be
hard to pay for them Puck.
Life is before you not earthly life
alone, but life, a thread running inter
minably through the warp of eternity.
It shocks me to think how much
mischief almost cvory man may do who
will but resolve to do all he can.
Sterne.
Customer What do vou sell these
cigars for? Clerk (absently) 11a
vanas but they ain't, by a long chalk.
Tid-BUs.
Young Alan Will you give asscut
to my marriage with your daughter,
sir? Old Man (firmly) No, sir, not a
cent Harper's Bazar.
One of tho "country week" girls
exclaimed, upon seeing a watermelon
growing: "My! I always s'posed wa
termelons grew in tho water." Youth's
Companion.
"I may be small, but I'm a rous
er," remarked the hotel bell-boy, as he
went the rounds awakening patrons
who had loft orders to be called early.
Hold Mail.
"Prisoner, you acknowledge hav
ing stolon several bales of hay from the
gentleman. What urged you to com
mit this crime?" "Hunger, your hon
or." Paris Uanloix.
Complaining people spend time
and strength in telling what they could
do in curUiu impossible circumstances,
and keeping up their injured air, go on
doing nothing. United Presbyterian.
Miss Snobbcrly, who has just writ
ten a letter "Ma, is a one-cent stamp
enough for this letter?" Old Mrs.
Snobborly, proudly "Put on a two
cent stamp, my daughter, or people
will say the Snobberlys are not people
of tho right stamp." Texas Sitings.
Strangely enough, when two young 1 invariablv took tho world into
people want to got married thev must I con lido ice. II wasn't the mm
go to a minister or a justice of tho
peace to get hitched, and if they can't
get cither of them to do it, that's where
the hitch conies in. too. How do you
explain this? Burlington Free Press.
Kentucky Wife "I see by the pa
pers .John, that scientists agree that
the limn. in body is composed largely of
"water." HiiOi.imiI "Yes, and yet
there are peron foolish enough to
think they can compel me to put more
of it intu my sy.-tcm." - - Voider Stat:s
inan. -Minisler(dining witli the family) '
You never go fishing on Sunday, do
you, Hobby? Hobby Oh, no, sir.
Minister That's right. Hobby. Now.
can you tell me why you don't go fish
ing on Sunday? Hobby Yes. sir. I'a
says ho doesn't. it to lie hot icred
with inc. .V. J'. Sn .
THE VERSATILE
MAN.
Known All
A MyrlndOliAdnl Imllvldtuil
Over tho Luna.
Swift T. Totuni was tho most versa
tile man I ever saw. Talk of myriad
minded Shakespeare! Whv, Shakes
peare wasn't a patch to Totum. To turn
had more minds in half a day than
Shakespeare could boast of during hi
mortal career. Ho would swing around
through the entire realm of tho arts,
scionccs and humanities as readily and
as swiftly as thu Now England weath
ercock will describe the horizon's cir
cle, and ho would go around th former
quite as often as tho Now England
weathercock makes its circuit in search
of tho wind that blows.
Swift T. Totum was, in fact, a won
derful man a wonderfully wonderful
man. not to make it too strong and 1
have woiulercd what tho world would
have dono without him. Totum
wasn't ono of your mnchine men, who
spend their existence in one con
tinuous, monotonous movement; not a
bit of it. He w:is a grand and com
prehensive mnchine shop, lab iratory,
atelier, studio and study rolled inlo
one. Thero was nothing which he
hadn't been into and out of and tho
only cloud upon Totum's 1 ft was the
comparatively small number of ave
nues which the world of matter and
the world of thought opened up to his
supoi abounding versatility.
Meet Totuni early in the moriing
and you found him tilled to overflow
ing wiih. say, a soh"ino to ameliorate
the condition of patrv cooks; an hour
later ho was dee)) in the inves igntimi
of some recondite theory of his own
rela ive to the ancient sun-nivth: at,
unoiiilav he was immersed in some
grain! Inisiness enterprise; the after
noo'i was iriven to
The Urltish government hasojecided to
banish King Jnjl. of Oporbo, West Afrbn.
to St, Helena. The Mim; recently caused
bO of his subjects to be beheaded a a
wnrniiiK to others not to permit traders to
get into the interior.
READ IHK DEATH ROLL
Which tho bills of mortality of any lartfc city
may b fitly designated, and you llnd that
renal and vesical maladies, that la to say
those that alfect the kidney or bladder, hare
a remarkable promlnenco u had almost
said prepouderonoe. llriirht's disease and
diabetes In the chronto stairo are rarely
eurvd. and snivel. cutarrU of tho bladder
and enuresis, slay many. let at the
outset, when tho trouble merely amounts to
inaetivlty of tho organs Involved, tho clangor
may be nu titled by Unit pleasant renal tonic
and diuretic, Hostetter'a Stomaoh Hitters, wnlch
Imparts tho rcquisilo nn.miut of tone to ttie
organs, without over-excltlng theni. and tho
use of which li convenient, and Involves no
elaborate preparation. Dystiep 1. usual con
comitant of renal complaints, and debility,
which they Invailably p oduce. are remedied
by It. So also are oonsltputlon, inula! lul, rheu
matic and nervous ailments.
Geu. O. 13. Wilcox is brlgadier-ceneral
commanding a department lu tht Missouti
division.
"HOW CAN SHE EVER LOVE HIM!'
is what you often hear when the prospect
ive groom Is the victim of catairh. "How
can she bear such a brcathf" "How re
solve to link her destiny with that of one
with a disease, that unless nrrested. will
end iu consumption, or perhaps In Insan
ity " Let tho husband that is, or Is to be,
get Dr. Sage's Catarrh Hemedv, and cure
himself before it is too lute. By druggists.
Jefferson Davis has couiuleted Ids sev-
omy-ninth year.
ST. VITUS' DANCE CURED.
Fahminodai.k, L. I., N.Y., Sept. 1?, 1885.
I have been troubled for several years
with an affection of tho nerves which no
doctor or no medicine could cure until I
tried liitANmun n s 1'h.i.s. 1 would bo
taken with a violent pain in the middle of
my spine, and my arms and legs would
.erpi'ise; the alter- i "un:uuj. it nuii-u Huiuciiiiuir iiko
tli. ,.l.ilw,,..,ii ,lf , St. Vitus Dance, for I couldn't control my
the clalmiiition of n,., w. i, ...nl..i .., ,, '
some alleged discovery in physics; the twice a month, lasting two or three days
.. at a time, IMnally, at tho beginning of
THE "OLD RELIABLE."
Kurcka Printing Co., Tacoma, Oct. II. 1SS7.
Having had In constant use for tho past
eight mon hs one of your eighth-medium
Old Reliable Gordon presses, with throw
otr, wo take pleasure in t'Stihlng o its
merits. It combines the qvmli ties of speed,
accuracy and strength, and runs with lit
tle noise. Iu tdiorl it fu ly sustains its
title to the name, as It U reliable iu ovory
respect- Wo have printed on our press
a form of wood type full slz of chase with
out quoins, and obtained a splendid im
pression, thereby testing its strength In
the most thorough manner.
Yours trulv,
KUltUKA PlttXTlKU Co.
rvcw Jersey apooiu's to ni; uamyoti
for educational facilities. Tnirty-eight
thousand children between seven and
twelve years of ago do not attend
school, chiefly for want of school ac
commodations, anil nearly IJo.OJQ at
tend less than twenty weeks iu the
year. Tho building of school-houses
does not keep pace w th the growth of
population. Public Opinion.
At a school, during a lesson on tho
animal kingdom, the teacher put tho
following question: "Can tmy boy
name to me an animal of thu order
eden'ata that is. a front tooth tooth
less animal?" A boy whoso face beam
ed witli pleasure at the prospect of a
good mark, replied, "I can." "Well,
what is thu animal?" "My grand
mother!" replied the boy in great glee.
A LUCKY MAN.
political regeneration of the world or
copied Ills evening hours, and ho re
tired dream! ig of an i ichoalo paten
process which was to revolutionize tho
custom of wearing stockings insidu
one's b'ots instead of outside.
And then there was uo:hiu; small or
secretive about Totum. Whatever he
did. or ra'her whatever he be ''tin to do.
his
an to
nil himself up in secret whon ho h ul
one of his vas. e ilerprises on foo'. II;
loved company; tho more of it he had,
the better; and he would kindly talk
over his impending scheme for hour',
i r as long as any ono woul 1 listen to
him. and then why. by that lime his
prolilic mind ha I given birth to some
new idea which completely over
shadowed and dwarfed its predecessor,
grand as thai ha i seemed when viewe 1
by it self.
To iiiii never slarlel out to sharpen
a lead pencil or draw the cork on I of
an ink bottle but he had at least half a
doon wordering spectators, and,
though it usually ended iu sonieb idy
else .sharpening the pencil and
in soniebndv else drawing the cork.
one of my attin ks, I took live Uhanu
1W.TH s Pills. As hooh as they acted freely
I found myself almost well. 'So I contin
ued taking them for a month one or tw o
a night. It is now a yearslnce 1 have had
an attack, and 1 attiibute my cure to
Hkandiiktii's Pills. Fiuncks Wood.
1 How to limn Flesn and mrength
Use after each meal Scott'M KuiiiInIoii
with llypophnsphitcs. It is as ptlutublo us
milk, and ea-sily digested. The rupldlty with
Which dollcl) people Improve with lis use is
wonderful. Use it uud try your weight, as a
remedy for Consumption, Throat ullcctions uud
Ltronclillls. It U uiicquuled. 11, nso riud: "I
used bcotl's Kmulsluu lu a child eight months
old with good results. Ho gained four tmuuda
in a very short time." - Tho. 1'hi.m, .M. l)
Alabama.
CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED,
TolhoKditor:-
l'leuho inform your rcadors tliat I havo a pos
itive remedy for Uio ubovo named disease. Uy
I to timely use thousands of hopeless casus havo
been permanently cured. I shall bo glad to
send two bottles of my remedy kkke to any of
1 your readers who havo consumption if they will
bond uio their Express and P. O. uddreis.
Respectfully,
-.. A. SLOCUM. JH. C. 181 Pearl St, New YorK
At Barre. Vt.. the granito Industry
' furnishes 1,182 men with employment.
HOW WOMEN WOULD VOTE.
Were women allowed to vote, everv one
in the laud who has used Dr. Pierce's
"Vavurllu T... ,,.!.,( ,., I.) ...... 1. .
that fact did not. nn.itato against his I bo ftn unfailing remedy for the diseases
greatness. It only showed that a mind peculiar to her sex. Hy druggists.
i
William Leslie wins a $6,000 Louisiana Lot
tery Prize.
The last drawing of The Louisiana
State Lottery baa rendered at least
one San Franciscan happy, and he is
William Leslie, who resides with his
family at 2,505 California street. He
had the good fortune to hold a one
tenth ticket in the capital prize of
$50,000, his share being $5,000, the
money being drawn through tho
agency of Wells, Fargo & Co., on
November 22d.
A reporter yesterday called upon
Mr. Leslie, who is employed in the
type-casting department of Palmer it
Bey's type foundry, at 407 Sansomo
Htrcet, and requested him to explain
the circumstances that attended his
good fortune.
"Well, sir," snid he with a smile, "I
bought my ticket from a fellow-laborer
of mine just two days before the
drawing, paying him $1 for it. I do
not generally invest in lottery t'ekets,
and when I bought this one that won
$5,000, 1 had no idea of tho good for
tune that awaited me. Imagine my
astonishment wheu, upon picking up
tho Chranirle the day after the draw
ing I saw that my ticket 69,368 had
won a prize. My investment was a
good ono and I havo no reason to
uomplaiu."
"What will you do with your
money?" asked the reporter.
"I don't know yet, though I expect
to go into business for myself at an
arly dav."
Mr. Leslio ie about 35 years of age,
an industrious workman, and is well
liked by all who know him. His go d
stroko of fortune has not yet . m
pletcly turned his head and doubtlos
will not. Though earning a g od sal
ary as type-caster, it is likely that with
his new-found wealth he will engage
in mercantile pursuits, for which ho
has a great liking. San Franciico
(Cal.) Chronicle, Nov. 30.
like his. teeming with a redundancy of
ideas, was so trammeled by timo and
occasion that it was impossible for
lit ill to put any of theni into concrete
form.
Fiir like reason Totum never suc
ceeded in learning a foreign language,
ancient or modern, though ho had
mailt nianv esays in both direction;
and his havuing in literature was of the
flimsiest description, while his infor
mation upon tho practical affairs f
life was exceedingly tenuous. His
mind was constructed upon so grr.nd a
scale, and he attempted so much and
so many things, that ho could not pin
himself down long enough to one sub
ject to master it; ho could not im
prove ono opportunity without losing
hundreds of oilier opportunities
If Totuni could have divided his cor
poreal substance into a thousand dis
tinct individualities, he would easily
have furnished theni all from his own
brain with vocations and avocations
sufficient to last them all to the crack
of doom. It wns really loo bad in Provi
dence toendow Totuni with so versatilo
a mind willunit providing an adequacy
of physical functions and a sufllciuncy
of timo to accompany it. Had his
body been at all commensurate w.th
his mind, and his life boon extended
over centuries inVoad of through n
pni'ry tlireo'coro and ton at tho out
sfuo, this world would one day bo a
very different world than we now
Hud it.
lint, alas! Totum's carrying powers
were no match to his creative. lie
died without accomplishing anything.
He had all through his life "bitten off
more than ho could chaw." He was
chewing ever ho absorbed nothing.
But Totum was a most excellent
eho wer. Boston Transcript.
I iix-i'uiiic 1'rmter Kounds Hied at Ills
' home iu Omaha.
j rVo Sulur nCcmutly can be had for
; Coughs and Cold, or any trouble of the
' Teroat, than "Brown's Bronchial 7ro-
cics." Frice 2't cts. Sold only in boxes.
TiiyOlhmka for breakfast.
Cumelline improves anil iirefierreA Uio complexion.
Household Helps.
A good way to tako an ink-stain out
of the floor is to uso a jack-plane.
To got a tablo-cloth thoroughly
clean, stand over tho washer-womaii
whon she is at tho tub, and beat her
with a piece of load pipe.
If you would never have tainted
fish, uso always thu kind that is salted.
To rejuvonato plums, dye thorn.
To get rid of rheumatism in tho
bones, give tho gardener a day off, mid
do his work.
If you can't wash tho dog clean in u
tub, put him on thu stove and boll him.
Never roast him.
A good thing for mosquitoes is a
dreamy fat man.
To keep shutters from slamming at
night, romovo them ovory afternoon.
Puck.
Wo are rry to say It, but nt
church most womoii pay moro atten
tion to tho textura than to tho text.
Harper's Bator.
Cuticura
a Positive Cure
for Vry j-'orm, of
bK'n arid blood
-isass-'
55- from -Pimples
to Scrofula.
SKtN TOKTUItKH OK A LIFETIME IN
stanUy relieved by a wunn bath with Cuti
cura ctOAi'. a real Skin JJcautlller, and a single
appUcaUon of Cuticuiia. Uio great Hkln Cure.
This repeated daily, witli two or three doses of
CtrriooiiA ItK80LVKNT.UiuNewHlood I'urifler,
to keep tho blood cool, the perspiration pure
and unlrrltatlng, the bowels open, the liver and
kidneys active, w ill speedily cure.
Eczema, tetter, ritiKwaim, psoriasis, lichen.
pruritU8.Boall heod.dandmif, and every species
of torturing, disliiruriiut, Itchlng.scaly and pim
ply dUoases of the Bkin and scaln, with lobs of
hair, when physicians and all known remedies
foil.
Soldevcrywhere. Prfce.CuTicuKA.60o.; Soap,
25o.; Hkbolvknt, 81. Prepared hy Uie Pottkii
DllUQ AND ClIKMlOAL CO., ItOHTON, M AH8
0"8end for "How to Cure Skin DUeaBea."
rjTUPLKS, blackheads, chapped and oily skin
llll prevented by Cutiouha Medicated Soap,
The Van Monciscar
DISPENSARY.
PORTLAND, OB.
Ycrang. mlddla-ued and
old, inula or muniid men
ud allurho suffer with
LOST MANHOOD I
Herroa Debility, Bperma
torrhea, Bemlou Lomsi
8erul Decay.Fklllog Meal
orx. Weak Kyea, Laok of
Energy, alio lilood tand
Hkln DUei&et, BrphllUi
ErnpUona. llalr ValUaf
Hone Pain, 8 weUlogi
Bora Throat, TJloera, E -I
ecU of Mercury, Kidney
and Bladder Trouble
Weak Base. Varans Urine, Gonorrhea, Gleet Btriet
uro prompt relief and cure for life.
Both Hoxea Connalt Confidentially
OKfrfOB 1R3 I THIRTY
Tho Orogon National Bank,
OF lOItTi.AXI.
(Suoooneurt to Metropolitan Marine Dank.)
CAPITAL 1'AIO IN, IW0.800.
Transact a General IUnVu.g Uualneai.
AOOOUNlti kept wibjoct u otwek.
UKLUi KXCIIANOK on Buu Vrancieeo and New Yark.
HAKKtt OOLLKOTIONH farurable tenia.
YAH II. DrLAKIIMUlT "KO. II. MAHKLK, J A.,
Itiakleot. Vloo-Pronlduut.
P. V. BnKDMAM Quhler
ely's catarrh
CREAMJALM.
had catarrh
for 8 years. With
great reluctance I
began using Ely's
Cream Balm and
after she weeks use
I br.llevf myself
cured. It is an
invaluable Balm.
Josejih Stuurt,
(21 Grand Ave,
Brooklyn.
A irtlcU U applied Into eaek nratril and U agetaUa.
Vrloe U oeui ai drufglaU j by uial I, rrgUUred, CO ceuu.
BLY lUUiTUUWi, m Greenwich UUmI, w Ywk.
A Loudon dealer, who litis been fourteen
years iu tha trade, sells over four tons of
meat a day for cats.
TO CONSUMPTIVES,
or those with weak lungs spitting of
blood, bronchitis, or kindred atlectiotis of
throat or lun rs. send 10 cents in sUiuips
for Dr. R. V. I'icrco's treatise on these
nialadlcs. Address the doctor.lJulltilo.N.Y.
The Hritlsli gunboat Wasp has been
fnally given up for lost.
Tho best cough medicine is I'lso's Cure
for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 2."c.
Unitarian reltstoiiA literature pent fr ou uppllca
tK n to Mlfta K. F l.Hliin. l'.O l)mwer.5i0, ruitlaiuK'.
ttnlilngtou corri'indi'iils ad.l. Ml M UeVoe, Hcultlo
GREAf REMEDi
CUF.C3
niiotimatism, Nauralgia, Sciatica,
Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Tca'.hact-.c,
Soro Throat. SwcUlnc. TroKt H'tc,
hpruliu, llriiltoit, llurns, fetald-.
IT CONQUERS PAIN.
E?ar;;;ll::tl:3lltvc!.
Ztr.7 W.'.U it a tzto eve,
e:y t:Ul li tsrtsl.
E-irjEtiilnsiotllsbtin
tha Sra't C!;:attra.
ZltTJ hsn TlU hlT it.
SreryUseuigt jjeiiilt.
ZTtr7jo:milconnsnltlt.
Crery tio'.f ti:tM it.
Etc;7 t):tln:iiil is kit.
Et:t? fittest ii etril.
Et7 Jila Ij cti;ti:rel.
STtr7 4rtcct lfil:n tt
STC7c!i:iii;t Calrltier-t:ct.
Wakelee's Squirrel nnd Gopher Kxternil
nator Try it, and prove tho best is thu
cheapes . Wnkeleo & Co.. San Francisco.
f fuu. we Gyr
AWARDS rOR DEST PAIN-CURE,
urir ir.ii.iND exiubition ISsi-Ootil SIcilnl.
ClUTTTA INT. KX.IlDITION--lSs.t-4"olll jAll'lUl.
CINCINNATI IND. EX iniMTION-'M-Sl I vur III eilnl.
CALIIIIHNIA HTATE FAIB 1 WH (lolll JMt'llltt.
LOL'liVll.l.r. OO. KXI-OSITION ls4 IJolll Ml'dlll.
AT Hat ciann inu IlmLtKS. PmcM It CxTl.
THE CHARLES A. V00ELER CO.. Baltimore, Ml
fi The OLDtBT MtDICINE In the W0ELD
I Ib Probably Dr. Iiano Thompson's
UELEBRATED EYE WATE
Till artlrlo l a carefully prepared phyrlclan'n pro
scription, and has lim'n in coufttntit uiie fur ne'irly a
ountury, ami uotwtthHaudtng tho many other preparu
tlmu that hare bern IntmainHHl tutu the luarkrt, thr
aale of this article Is onimtantl)' tnrrraslui: If tlic ill
r-ctlimt arc fiilliiweil It 1U never fall. We pnrttcu
tarty Invito tht attention of ph)aicl&u to iti merlta
John 1.. Thoini son. Sons & Co.. TltuY. ,. Y.
CALIFORNIA
Furniture Co,
220, 322, 224, 226 Bosh St,, '
SAN FRANCISCO.
REWARD!
51flfl(l Vlll Iks piM for eivh and rrf rr drain of pot
J IUUU rn inmbstatic nfuumlln ULdom'j Uobertlna,
UKiioo 'euKCil thu iiio.t delightful ip'l on y reallj
haruiItM toilet aitldo ever piuduceit Kr leautlfylni
n.l iiearrTii.g Ihe cotnpleilin removing tan, niulmrn.
Ir cklti n.l ail LUmlatu auil toulii,en of tho kln.
U cd and ludoiatd by the cll of nicltty and the
'ae Hold by alt dm gifts at S) a nts per bottle.
NTilte and Hesh. ltKUINOTON ft CO.,
Wholesale DrupgisU, Ban Kranclaeo. AnenU.
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute
BlalT of Elslttoan Expcrlcncoil nnd 8UU
Tal I'lu'tlclaiia nnd Hurecona.
ALL CHRONIC DISEA8ES A SPECIALTY.
rnt louts trcntcd hero or nt their homes. Many
treated nt homo, through corrcsiKjnilcncp, aa
successfully ns if hero in icr6on. Como and
bco us. or soiid ten cents in stamps for our
"InviliUs' Guide-Bak," which kIvch nil partic
ulars. Address: Woni.n's UispensaiiyMeou
cal Association, aa Mutu at., liiuiulo, N.Y.
Itssuiwrl roxcel!cncoproveivlamtlllon 'f nnmot foi
more than aipu lev nf a ceutury, ) is bsed oy Mi 1
unitej-siauiSKuvcrnueni. inn redivi!iom'miu.M,io
(lr-t (Jnlveriltirt at tUf fitrunjejt, f'urvf t ami .VcHt
ilelthful. Or. J'rlre'a tno only HaklUK l'ovnler hnt
docs not contain Ammonia, Lluio or Alum. UoIdoLly
lu Caus.
1'IUUl. JJAIvliNU i-mviJfcii CO.,
Hr.ff YOIIK f'HICtlin HT, I OI'IM.
10 !
I
Tor "worn-out," "run-down," debilitated
school teachers, milliners, neatnut reuses, housc-
feceppl8. ntul overworked women (rcnernlly,
t. I'icrco's Pavorlto rrescrl)tIou Is tho boot
of nil rcstorntlvo tonics. Hlsnotn "Cure-nil,"
Init admirably fullllls it Iniflenrsfl of purpose,
bolnff n most potent Specific for all thoso
Chronlo Weaknesses anil Dlsenses prcullnr to
notnen, Tho tivtitnient of mnny thousands
i 01 Fiicn cases.nr. uio itivniios notci nnuourir.
i Iral lnstltuto lias nlTonlccl n lai'ffo oxicrlcnc(J
I lu nduptlnif rcinodlcs for their cure, and
I Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
i is tho result of this vnsfc experience. For
lutoriinl coiigcJitloii, liitlniumntlon
uud lilcerutlon, It In a Specific. It
I Is it powerful Kcnernl, ns well n uterine, tonlo
' nnd nervine, nnd imparts vljror and Ftrcnifth
j to tho wholo system. It cures wenlcncss ot
' Ftomnch, indlKcetlou, Montltiir, wenk back,
nervous nrostmlion. exhaustion, ilcbllltv and
eleepicssne8,lii cithersex. Favorlto Prescrip
tion is sold by dniKlflHts under our jxwitlce
guarantee. See wrapper around bottle.
PRICE $1.00, Ep&ffiSr
Bend 10 cents In stamps for Dr. Plcrco's lartra
Trcntlso on Disease of Women (1C0 piifres,
pupor-covured). Address, Woiu.n's Disven
pauv Meoioal Association, C03 Muln Btreot,
lluffttlo, N. Y.
, citcr!K
a ftt
LITTLE
LIVER
PILLS.
Larscst Stock, liowcHt I'rlces.
Furniture,
Bedding,
Upholstery,
Hotel Kurulturu a Spoclalty.
TV. DP. Cole Sc Oo.
ANTI-UIMOUS aud OATHAUTIO.
SICK HEADACHE,
RIMoub IIoadnolio
IIIZZIUDRIH y.uilll -
J Mon, iiialiroNttoiis
promptly cured by lr.
Blorco' Pleasant
Ptirtrallvo VoinJ. a
ocuts a vial, by Priifc'ixlsta.
RECALL'S PULMONARY
BALSAM.
A superior remedy for Coughs, Cold.
nclpiciit OoiiHiuiiptlmi, uud
Tliront and I.uiijr TroublcH.
Sold by all Druggists (or 50 Cents.
all
RnM, In
ri TO & DATS.
QoarutMa aoi lo"
eaoM Btrtolurs,
tird onljblbe
TUtsCbualulCo.
Cincinnati,
Ohio.
I lllecf has Riven unlrer-
Ital Batlstactlon In Ilia
cure of auuurrba-a and
Olci't. I'prusrrlbellnnd
feel safe In recommend
lue It to all Kiifrercra,
.A. J.STONKH, JI.I).,
Daeatur, III.
1'IUCK, 81.00.
I Mat
KIlNlUlt
DS
acres,
Trd.
u.rll Sold by DrufL'Uts.
Qnn onHCH of Reetnl I)lHtaHo, I'lltHt.
OUU FlBHUrcB. PlntulitM aud ItertuI
UlecrM treated micocHrirully, without
mho of Unlfc. tvlthln print two yrarn.
VlMttrt Hoveral Interior towiiH. Kend
for clronlnrM. J. II. CUkliiBton.l. !..
IV o. a Jfekum'H bnlldlnit. Portland. Or.
QTPIMUAY KUAIBICII A 1IAVU.
O I ClllVV A I t oabler, lloonlsh llanos: Bur
dot OrxanB, band instruments. Largest stock
of Sheet Aluslo and Hooka. Hands suppllod at
Kastorn prices. M. UK AY CO.
WW Poot (itrrwt. Hnn Kriinrdnfn,
Send far '
Description and
au ot hXOIUUA HOI
KtlNU. 1LLANIJK. Four million acrcg. '
tultahlo for OraiiL'tD. I.cmom, Olives, l'lnenpnles.
Uanaims, BtrawLcrriefl and oa'ly v getablva, i'ot
saloon lonircroillt. 81.2S to$300 pcracro.
Addroas M. SOLOMON. Gen. N. W. Agfj
T.ti Hu. CliirK8t Chicago, Ilia
5TOUR CATARRH
Otxax Too Ourod.
T11K
Gariolic Sib;
sEFDS
Qxsi 6,000,000 people usu
IrRruv
O.M.FERRY&CO.
ara admitted to be tha
Laraeat Seedsman
In the world.
D.M.FEUlYiiCO'3
lUiutrsUd, Uwrlp
Uf um4 l'rUt4
SEED
ANNUAL
For I8Q3
will be mailed
FREE TO AUU
applicants, and
to last teuob'a
customers with
out order! Of it.
Invaluable to all.
Erorj person using
Carden,Fleldf Flower
aCCUO U. AiKtrwa
O.M.FERRYV,CODotrolt,Mloh.
8ELBY SMELTING AND" LEAD C0
San Francisco,
?sH0 TGUN, CART RID CES J
BUELL LAMBERSON, Con'l Agent.
7 Htark Nt. Inrtlanrl. Or.
DR. TOUZEAU'S
FRENCH SPECIFIC
Will ur0 (with care) the wont cose In five to sores
days. Bach Uix contains a practical treatlaa on six
clal diseases, with full instruction for avlf-vurs. (loo
pat') Price, 83.
J. Q, STEELE, Agont,
63S Market Street, 8n Frnnolooo. Cal
$5
Tii SS Dny. Sample worth $1.C0, VUVJl
lAiien not under the horea foot. Write Uai vr.
Tra' HiKarrr 1 Uix I lot-ur. u Co. , 1 1 o 1 1 y , Si I c 1 1.
V. N. U, No. 21S-U. K. N. U. No, m
Q lJest CouHh Hyrup TnBtesirood, Use gl
RAZORS! RAZORS!
The undersigned will nend a
George Westenholm Razor,
Ilte Brassd. Fall Hollow Ground,
v 8-4 Issch Blade,
For ifl.lO.
rrUIKSK cooda are my own inporta' Ion, and
1 are sold every where at from 92 to $2.50.
Tho prloo ak cannot be met, far luns cut, thU
side tho BhcUlalu. Knulnnd, market. Thce aro
tieuiitlfully clean, kt-en cuttora. and will bo
Hindi y taken bac nnd money ref uuded, f or any
cuusu at all. or no cause whatever. Address,
l'icdorlo lave, lluxCJJ, u.i.lngtluld, 11 L
Is INFALLIBLE I
Ask Your Druggist For It!
A NT fill A
Itelleved lu live MlnoU.
IIAY JJ-KVKB.
Curu O uarmiteod If Taken in Tins.
IIRO.VCIIITIH,.
Cure Warranted.
1)FAFKHH
Cured lu Three to Six Jlontbs.
Dlplillieria, Croup, IVrnral
Bin, Urndnrhe, Mere
Turoat
BrEIDILY OUIIBD.
Invalunblo Remedy f
faten ted April, lefiS.
rrico of Trflnlmonf, T00, tRmoko Il'll. J2.0QI
Dcbollutor, for Internal Une. ?!.0a)
CARBOLIC SMOKE BALL CO.
652 Market OL, San Francisco, CaL
JBovaro of Hurtful Imitation
PEOPLE'S DISPEIV8AUY
MS
Acme Electric Belt Agency
171 Fourth BU. bet Morrison and Yamhill,
Portland, urcKon.
ADVICE AND MEDICINE tl.OO.
Iu succeufut operation since 86( patronized Irora
all sections of the Northwest, endorsed by
business men and leading educators.
ME MOST PEItFECTLT EQUIPPED SCnOOf,
ofltacUu on the Coast, it offers prlvato or cUss
instruction, day and e Veiling throughout the year, In
Arilhmetic, Writing, Correspondence, Hook keeping,
Uanktna.Shorthanu.Type-wrltlng, lluilnets and Legal
Forms and all Common Sclioot ilranchea Students
ol all ages and both sexes admitted .. any time.
C'aloirue free, Armstrong aud Wetco, Proprietors.
BUSINESS
COLLEGE,
124 Post St., 8. P., Cal
Hhortuand, Typft-wrlUng. l'enmamtlp. llook-kecplnj
aud Tvligiapliy all for 78.
HEALD'S
SCHOOL
OK PnACTIOAIi, CIVIL,
ileclianlcal and Mining Kn
clneerlng, Hunrejlnjr Arcbl
tucturo, drawing and Aasaj.
Ing. liANOIlOlT llUILDINO.
723 Markot 8t., San Francisco, Cat.
2fHwl for circular,
A. VANDKIlNAIUiKN, lrealdent
Our New Store, which we now rccupy,
boa about 3 acres ot Floor Space.
OTlie llUYKltS' GUIOIC la
Issued Sept. and March,
each year. tt 304 pagei,
HXxlV4 Inchci.wllhovrr
3,000 lllii.trflona-
whole Picture Onllrry.
GIVKS Wholesale 1'rlrea
direct to coniuium on all Kooda fur
personal or fumlly use, Telia how to
order, and K'vea exact cost or evrry
tliliiK you use, rat. drink, tvrar, or
have fun with. These INVAI.UA1IM3
ItOOICH contain Inrormatlou gleaned
from the iiiarkrta or the world. A
copy arut Fit UK upon receipt of
It) eta. to defray expense of malting.
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
Ill 11-1 JMIclilcuii A vcuim, Chicago, tU.
All Dlaeasai successfully treated. Guronlo and Nee
Toua T'ouh'ta a specialty llneumatlsui. rfeuralgia.
Orucral aud Nertoua Ucbutty. tiooiloal WcsiiiosB end
Lott Manhuoil Buocesefiiily troatcd with too eld ot the
OjcLKiiHATaU Acne Klwituiu IJelt and oUicrckxtrta
upplUuuea. Hexuid Dlwxuui token by Uio cuao at moat
ouKXiublo ratea. A compctout Pnydctan end Kiev
UMau lu attendance daily Oimntrr putlmtawuiplonat
stuta syinptoiiw u accurate as powblu Oorroiuoade
eoUcltod. Terms strictly oath.
Tate er Jtescoereuirut
ins4 siprewly for lbs sursof
drsotiueni4 f lbs leiwrstlra
orgsbi. The continuous slrtua
rjtLEOTBIClTV iiermcstlog
laroQfUths psrU must rttlora
ltm to hesllhr Uon. Do not
oufoaoJ this lll Klectrla VfUs
4rerlle4 to euro oil Ills from
hJ 10 to. Ills for tbo OKU
ipeelllo purpose.
Vor clreulors glrlog fell la
foroMtlou, sJdre m Cborr Kleo
trio Hill Co., ID Wublogtoa
Strsl,Calcs0,lll.
I CURE FITS!
Wbon 1 say cure 1 do nut mean meruly to stop them
for a time and thun hire thviii rrturn again. I maun a
rauicsi cure, I hsm madottia disease ul 11m lil'll.;
KrBV or 1 Al.I.INtJ HIOKNESaatlfe-foogstndy. i
warrant my rumudr to euro,, the worst caaoi. llaeauaa
jam isuiHi is no rttason jor nos now receirinic a
hondatonce fur a trealuwand a l'n-o lloltlu
utbera hare failed u 110 reason foi
Iur. htniilitunca fur a tmjiLl
fl mjr Infallible rvmedy, Ulve KipnM and 1'ust Oftloo
H 'i. IMT.;W. T I Nil IViirlf r. SewrU
PENNYROYAL PILLS
'CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH.'
The QrlRlnal and Only Omnia. '
dslo and slvsys Ilsllsblo. nwsrof werthlru Inlutlaaa,
loilliMsuble M LADIES. Ask your ItrujniUt M
"Ub.lliMSr'a l:ilhuiid Uks lo Maw. or tMbiM ia.
tttt purucuisrs la ittur d rccura usaJi
PPM. Uhlehuter Ctiemlral UaJT
JfBI U Hadloun Miuare, PuliaiUb, 1
ererywhrrn. . it fcr "Cbtrhaa,
HA
told by 1
fiuupal 10 us lur puruculsrs in letitr tf return usajf
k 1 a Bar. r, i. r- r. faul...iu,ri..i..l IL.
rmlfiwl.lu
kr1! UugUali1' 1'ruujr ruy ul i'lIU Tsat an uiaw.
t.o
IUII
eaootraa akin 1 1 1 rs?ac3 ,.
sliding-cur-Ob;' t tLL'a CU1.NIM: H t L C llawroe
lly Mall, U. Mads Ly J.p. AUa. . IW. Ula.