WIT AND WISDOM. A person seldom circs to be tickled twice with the same feather. The innocence of the intention abates nothing of the mischief of the example. llobert Hall. Many a woman trusts her husband when he can't get trusted by anybody else. Washington Critic When trousers show signs of bagging at tho knees it begins to be hard to pay for them Puck. Life is before you not earthly life alone, but life, a thread running inter minably through the warp of eternity. It shocks me to think how much mischief almost cvory man may do who will but resolve to do all he can. Sterne. Customer What do vou sell these cigars for? Clerk (absently) 11a vanas but they ain't, by a long chalk. Tid-BUs. Young Alan Will you give asscut to my marriage with your daughter, sir? Old Man (firmly) No, sir, not a cent Harper's Bazar. One of tho "country week" girls exclaimed, upon seeing a watermelon growing: "My! I always s'posed wa termelons grew in tho water." Youth's Companion. "I may be small, but I'm a rous er," remarked the hotel bell-boy, as he went the rounds awakening patrons who had loft orders to be called early. Hold Mail. "Prisoner, you acknowledge hav ing stolon several bales of hay from the gentleman. What urged you to com mit this crime?" "Hunger, your hon or." Paris Uanloix. Complaining people spend time and strength in telling what they could do in curUiu impossible circumstances, and keeping up their injured air, go on doing nothing. United Presbyterian. Miss Snobbcrly, who has just writ ten a letter "Ma, is a one-cent stamp enough for this letter?" Old Mrs. Snobborly, proudly "Put on a two cent stamp, my daughter, or people will say the Snobberlys are not people of tho right stamp." Texas Sitings. Strangely enough, when two young 1 invariablv took tho world into people want to got married thev must I con lido ice. II wasn't the mm go to a minister or a justice of tho peace to get hitched, and if they can't get cither of them to do it, that's where the hitch conies in. too. How do you explain this? Burlington Free Press. Kentucky Wife "I see by the pa pers .John, that scientists agree that the limn. in body is composed largely of "water." HiiOi.imiI "Yes, and yet there are peron foolish enough to think they can compel me to put more of it intu my sy.-tcm." - - Voider Stat:s inan. -Minisler(dining witli the family) ' You never go fishing on Sunday, do you, Hobby? Hobby Oh, no, sir. Minister That's right. Hobby. Now. can you tell me why you don't go fish ing on Sunday? Hobby Yes. sir. I'a says ho doesn't. it to lie hot icred with inc. .V. J'. Sn . THE VERSATILE MAN. Known All A MyrlndOliAdnl Imllvldtuil Over tho Luna. Swift T. Totuni was tho most versa tile man I ever saw. Talk of myriad minded Shakespeare! Whv, Shakes peare wasn't a patch to Totum. To turn had more minds in half a day than Shakespeare could boast of during hi mortal career. Ho would swing around through the entire realm of tho arts, scionccs and humanities as readily and as swiftly as thu Now England weath ercock will describe the horizon's cir cle, and ho would go around th former quite as often as tho Now England weathercock makes its circuit in search of tho wind that blows. Swift T. Totum was, in fact, a won derful man a wonderfully wonderful man. not to make it too strong and 1 have woiulercd what tho world would have dono without him. Totum wasn't ono of your mnchine men, who spend their existence in one con tinuous, monotonous movement; not a bit of it. He w:is a grand and com prehensive mnchine shop, lab iratory, atelier, studio and study rolled inlo one. Thero was nothing which he hadn't been into and out of and tho only cloud upon Totum's 1 ft was the comparatively small number of ave nues which the world of matter and the world of thought opened up to his supoi abounding versatility. Meet Totuni early in the moriing and you found him tilled to overflow ing wiih. say, a soh"ino to ameliorate the condition of patrv cooks; an hour later ho was dee)) in the inves igntimi of some recondite theory of his own rela ive to the ancient sun-nivth: at, unoiiilav he was immersed in some grain! Inisiness enterprise; the after noo'i was iriven to The Urltish government hasojecided to banish King Jnjl. of Oporbo, West Afrbn. to St, Helena. The Mim; recently caused bO of his subjects to be beheaded a a wnrniiiK to others not to permit traders to get into the interior. READ IHK DEATH ROLL Which tho bills of mortality of any lartfc city may b fitly designated, and you llnd that renal and vesical maladies, that la to say those that alfect the kidney or bladder, hare a remarkable promlnenco u had almost said prepouderonoe. llriirht's disease and diabetes In the chronto stairo are rarely eurvd. and snivel. cutarrU of tho bladder and enuresis, slay many. let at the outset, when tho trouble merely amounts to inaetivlty of tho organs Involved, tho clangor may be nu titled by Unit pleasant renal tonic and diuretic, Hostetter'a Stomaoh Hitters, wnlch Imparts tho rcquisilo nn.miut of tone to ttie organs, without over-excltlng theni. and tho use of which li convenient, and Involves no elaborate preparation. Dystiep 1. usual con comitant of renal complaints, and debility, which they Invailably p oduce. are remedied by It. So also are oonsltputlon, inula! lul, rheu matic and nervous ailments. Geu. O. 13. Wilcox is brlgadier-ceneral commanding a department lu tht Missouti division. "HOW CAN SHE EVER LOVE HIM!' is what you often hear when the prospect ive groom Is the victim of catairh. "How can she bear such a brcathf" "How re solve to link her destiny with that of one with a disease, that unless nrrested. will end iu consumption, or perhaps In Insan ity " Let tho husband that is, or Is to be, get Dr. Sage's Catarrh Hemedv, and cure himself before it is too lute. By druggists. Jefferson Davis has couiuleted Ids sev- omy-ninth year. ST. VITUS' DANCE CURED. Fahminodai.k, L. I., N.Y., Sept. 1?, 1885. I have been troubled for several years with an affection of tho nerves which no doctor or no medicine could cure until I tried liitANmun n s 1'h.i.s. 1 would bo taken with a violent pain in the middle of my spine, and my arms and legs would .erpi'ise; the alter- i "un:uuj. it nuii-u Huiuciiiiuir iiko tli. ,.l.ilw,,..,ii ,lf , St. Vitus Dance, for I couldn't control my the clalmiiition of n,., w. i, ...nl..i .., ,, ' some alleged discovery in physics; the twice a month, lasting two or three days .. at a time, IMnally, at tho beginning of THE "OLD RELIABLE." Kurcka Printing Co., Tacoma, Oct. II. 1SS7. Having had In constant use for tho past eight mon hs one of your eighth-medium Old Reliable Gordon presses, with throw otr, wo take pleasure in t'Stihlng o its merits. It combines the qvmli ties of speed, accuracy and strength, and runs with lit tle noise. Iu tdiorl it fu ly sustains its title to the name, as It U reliable iu ovory respect- Wo have printed on our press a form of wood type full slz of chase with out quoins, and obtained a splendid im pression, thereby testing its strength In the most thorough manner. Yours trulv, KUltUKA PlttXTlKU Co. rvcw Jersey apooiu's to ni; uamyoti for educational facilities. Tnirty-eight thousand children between seven and twelve years of ago do not attend school, chiefly for want of school ac commodations, anil nearly IJo.OJQ at tend less than twenty weeks iu the year. Tho building of school-houses does not keep pace w th the growth of population. Public Opinion. At a school, during a lesson on tho animal kingdom, the teacher put tho following question: "Can tmy boy name to me an animal of thu order eden'ata that is. a front tooth tooth less animal?" A boy whoso face beam ed witli pleasure at the prospect of a good mark, replied, "I can." "Well, what is thu animal?" "My grand mother!" replied the boy in great glee. A LUCKY MAN. political regeneration of the world or copied Ills evening hours, and ho re tired dream! ig of an i ichoalo paten process which was to revolutionize tho custom of wearing stockings insidu one's b'ots instead of outside. And then there was uo:hiu; small or secretive about Totum. Whatever he did. or ra'her whatever he be ''tin to do. his an to nil himself up in secret whon ho h ul one of his vas. e ilerprises on foo'. II; loved company; tho more of it he had, the better; and he would kindly talk over his impending scheme for hour', i r as long as any ono woul 1 listen to him. and then why. by that lime his prolilic mind ha I given birth to some new idea which completely over shadowed and dwarfed its predecessor, grand as thai ha i seemed when viewe 1 by it self. To iiiii never slarlel out to sharpen a lead pencil or draw the cork on I of an ink bottle but he had at least half a doon wordering spectators, and, though it usually ended iu sonieb idy else .sharpening the pencil and in soniebndv else drawing the cork. one of my attin ks, I took live Uhanu 1W.TH s Pills. As hooh as they acted freely I found myself almost well. 'So I contin ued taking them for a month one or tw o a night. It is now a yearslnce 1 have had an attack, and 1 attiibute my cure to Hkandiiktii's Pills. Fiuncks Wood. 1 How to limn Flesn and mrength Use after each meal Scott'M KuiiiInIoii with llypophnsphitcs. It is as ptlutublo us milk, and ea-sily digested. The rupldlty with Which dollcl) people Improve with lis use is wonderful. Use it uud try your weight, as a remedy for Consumption, Throat ullcctions uud Ltronclillls. It U uiicquuled. 11, nso riud: "I used bcotl's Kmulsluu lu a child eight months old with good results. Ho gained four tmuuda in a very short time." - Tho. 1'hi.m, .M. l) Alabama. CONSUMPTION SURELY CURED, TolhoKditor:- l'leuho inform your rcadors tliat I havo a pos itive remedy for Uio ubovo named disease. Uy I to timely use thousands of hopeless casus havo been permanently cured. I shall bo glad to send two bottles of my remedy kkke to any of 1 your readers who havo consumption if they will bond uio their Express and P. O. uddreis. Respectfully, -.. A. SLOCUM. JH. C. 181 Pearl St, New YorK At Barre. Vt.. the granito Industry ' furnishes 1,182 men with employment. HOW WOMEN WOULD VOTE. Were women allowed to vote, everv one in the laud who has used Dr. Pierce's "Vavurllu T... ,,.!.,( ,., I.) ...... 1. . that fact did not. nn.itato against his I bo ftn unfailing remedy for the diseases greatness. It only showed that a mind peculiar to her sex. Hy druggists. i William Leslie wins a $6,000 Louisiana Lot tery Prize. The last drawing of The Louisiana State Lottery baa rendered at least one San Franciscan happy, and he is William Leslie, who resides with his family at 2,505 California street. He had the good fortune to hold a one tenth ticket in the capital prize of $50,000, his share being $5,000, the money being drawn through tho agency of Wells, Fargo & Co., on November 22d. A reporter yesterday called upon Mr. Leslie, who is employed in the type-casting department of Palmer it Bey's type foundry, at 407 Sansomo Htrcet, and requested him to explain the circumstances that attended his good fortune. "Well, sir," snid he with a smile, "I bought my ticket from a fellow-laborer of mine just two days before the drawing, paying him $1 for it. I do not generally invest in lottery t'ekets, and when I bought this one that won $5,000, 1 had no idea of tho good for tune that awaited me. Imagine my astonishment wheu, upon picking up tho Chranirle the day after the draw ing I saw that my ticket 69,368 had won a prize. My investment was a good ono and I havo no reason to uomplaiu." "What will you do with your money?" asked the reporter. "I don't know yet, though I expect to go into business for myself at an arly dav." Mr. Leslio ie about 35 years of age, an industrious workman, and is well liked by all who know him. His go d stroko of fortune has not yet . m pletcly turned his head and doubtlos will not. Though earning a g od sal ary as type-caster, it is likely that with his new-found wealth he will engage in mercantile pursuits, for which ho has a great liking. San Franciico (Cal.) Chronicle, Nov. 30. like his. teeming with a redundancy of ideas, was so trammeled by timo and occasion that it was impossible for lit ill to put any of theni into concrete form. Fiir like reason Totum never suc ceeded in learning a foreign language, ancient or modern, though ho had mailt nianv esays in both direction; and his havuing in literature was of the flimsiest description, while his infor mation upon tho practical affairs f life was exceedingly tenuous. His mind was constructed upon so grr.nd a scale, and he attempted so much and so many things, that ho could not pin himself down long enough to one sub ject to master it; ho could not im prove ono opportunity without losing hundreds of oilier opportunities If Totuni could have divided his cor poreal substance into a thousand dis tinct individualities, he would easily have furnished theni all from his own brain with vocations and avocations sufficient to last them all to the crack of doom. It wns really loo bad in Provi dence toendow Totuni with so versatilo a mind willunit providing an adequacy of physical functions and a sufllciuncy of timo to accompany it. Had his body been at all commensurate w.th his mind, and his life boon extended over centuries inVoad of through n pni'ry tlireo'coro and ton at tho out sfuo, this world would one day bo a very different world than we now Hud it. lint, alas! Totum's carrying powers were no match to his creative. lie died without accomplishing anything. He had all through his life "bitten off more than ho could chaw." He was chewing ever ho absorbed nothing. But Totum was a most excellent eho wer. Boston Transcript. I iix-i'uiiic 1'rmter Kounds Hied at Ills ' home iu Omaha. j rVo Sulur nCcmutly can be had for ; Coughs and Cold, or any trouble of the ' Teroat, than "Brown's Bronchial 7ro- cics." Frice 2't cts. Sold only in boxes. TiiyOlhmka for breakfast. Cumelline improves anil iirefierreA Uio complexion. Household Helps. A good way to tako an ink-stain out of the floor is to uso a jack-plane. To got a tablo-cloth thoroughly clean, stand over tho washer-womaii whon she is at tho tub, and beat her with a piece of load pipe. If you would never have tainted fish, uso always thu kind that is salted. To rejuvonato plums, dye thorn. To get rid of rheumatism in tho bones, give tho gardener a day off, mid do his work. If you can't wash tho dog clean in u tub, put him on thu stove and boll him. Never roast him. A good thing for mosquitoes is a dreamy fat man. To keep shutters from slamming at night, romovo them ovory afternoon. Puck. Wo are rry to say It, but nt church most womoii pay moro atten tion to tho textura than to tho text. Harper's Bator. Cuticura a Positive Cure for Vry j-'orm, of bK'n arid blood -isass-' 55- from -Pimples to Scrofula. SKtN TOKTUItKH OK A LIFETIME IN stanUy relieved by a wunn bath with Cuti cura ctOAi'. a real Skin JJcautlller, and a single appUcaUon of Cuticuiia. Uio great Hkln Cure. This repeated daily, witli two or three doses of CtrriooiiA ItK80LVKNT.UiuNewHlood I'urifler, to keep tho blood cool, the perspiration pure and unlrrltatlng, the bowels open, the liver and kidneys active, w ill speedily cure. Eczema, tetter, ritiKwaim, psoriasis, lichen. pruritU8.Boall heod.dandmif, and every species of torturing, disliiruriiut, Itchlng.scaly and pim ply dUoases of the Bkin and scaln, with lobs of hair, when physicians and all known remedies foil. Soldevcrywhere. Prfce.CuTicuKA.60o.; Soap, 25o.; Hkbolvknt, 81. Prepared hy Uie Pottkii DllUQ AND ClIKMlOAL CO., ItOHTON, M AH8 0"8end for "How to Cure Skin DUeaBea." rjTUPLKS, blackheads, chapped and oily skin llll prevented by Cutiouha Medicated Soap, The Van Monciscar DISPENSARY. PORTLAND, OB. Ycrang. mlddla-ued and old, inula or muniid men ud allurho suffer with LOST MANHOOD I Herroa Debility, Bperma torrhea, Bemlou Lomsi 8erul Decay.Fklllog Meal orx. Weak Kyea, Laok of Energy, alio lilood tand Hkln DUei&et, BrphllUi ErnpUona. llalr ValUaf Hone Pain, 8 weUlogi Bora Throat, TJloera, E -I ecU of Mercury, Kidney and Bladder Trouble Weak Base. Varans Urine, Gonorrhea, Gleet Btriet uro prompt relief and cure for life. Both Hoxea Connalt Confidentially OKfrfOB 1R3 I THIRTY Tho Orogon National Bank, OF lOItTi.AXI. (Suoooneurt to Metropolitan Marine Dank.) CAPITAL 1'AIO IN, IW0.800. Transact a General IUnVu.g Uualneai. AOOOUNlti kept wibjoct u otwek. UKLUi KXCIIANOK on Buu Vrancieeo and New Yark. HAKKtt OOLLKOTIONH farurable tenia. YAH II. DrLAKIIMUlT "KO. II. MAHKLK, J A., Itiakleot. Vloo-Pronlduut. P. V. BnKDMAM Quhler ely's catarrh CREAMJALM. had catarrh for 8 years. With great reluctance I began using Ely's Cream Balm and after she weeks use I br.llevf myself cured. It is an invaluable Balm. Josejih Stuurt, (21 Grand Ave, Brooklyn. A irtlcU U applied Into eaek nratril and U agetaUa. Vrloe U oeui ai drufglaU j by uial I, rrgUUred, CO ceuu. BLY lUUiTUUWi, m Greenwich UUmI, w Ywk. A Loudon dealer, who litis been fourteen years iu tha trade, sells over four tons of meat a day for cats. TO CONSUMPTIVES, or those with weak lungs spitting of blood, bronchitis, or kindred atlectiotis of throat or lun rs. send 10 cents in sUiuips for Dr. R. V. I'icrco's treatise on these nialadlcs. Address the doctor.lJulltilo.N.Y. The Hritlsli gunboat Wasp has been fnally given up for lost. Tho best cough medicine is I'lso's Cure for Consumption. Sold everywhere. 2."c. Unitarian reltstoiiA literature pent fr ou uppllca tK n to Mlfta K. F l.Hliin. l'.O l)mwer.5i0, ruitlaiuK'. ttnlilngtou corri'indi'iils ad.l. Ml M UeVoe, Hcultlo GREAf REMEDi CUF.C3 niiotimatism, Nauralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Tca'.hact-.c, Soro Throat. SwcUlnc. TroKt H'tc, hpruliu, llriiltoit, llurns, fetald-. IT CONQUERS PAIN. E?ar;;;ll::tl:3lltvc!. Ztr.7 W.'.U it a tzto eve, e:y t:Ul li tsrtsl. E-irjEtiilnsiotllsbtin tha Sra't C!;:attra. ZltTJ hsn TlU hlT it. SreryUseuigt jjeiiilt. ZTtr7jo:milconnsnltlt. Crery tio'.f ti:tM it. Etc;7 t):tln:iiil is kit. Et:t? fittest ii etril. Et7 Jila Ij cti;ti:rel. STtr7 4rtcct lfil:n tt STC7c!i:iii;t Calrltier-t:ct. Wakelee's Squirrel nnd Gopher Kxternil nator Try it, and prove tho best is thu cheapes . Wnkeleo & Co.. San Francisco. f fuu. we Gyr AWARDS rOR DEST PAIN-CURE, urir ir.ii.iND exiubition ISsi-Ootil SIcilnl. ClUTTTA INT. KX.IlDITION--lSs.t-4"olll jAll'lUl. CINCINNATI IND. EX iniMTION-'M-Sl I vur III eilnl. CALIIIIHNIA HTATE FAIB 1 WH (lolll JMt'llltt. LOL'liVll.l.r. OO. KXI-OSITION ls4 IJolll Ml'dlll. AT Hat ciann inu IlmLtKS. PmcM It CxTl. THE CHARLES A. V00ELER CO.. Baltimore, Ml fi The OLDtBT MtDICINE In the W0ELD I Ib Probably Dr. Iiano Thompson's UELEBRATED EYE WATE Till artlrlo l a carefully prepared phyrlclan'n pro scription, and has lim'n in coufttntit uiie fur ne'irly a ountury, ami uotwtthHaudtng tho many other preparu tlmu that hare bern IntmainHHl tutu the luarkrt, thr aale of this article Is onimtantl)' tnrrraslui: If tlic ill r-ctlimt arc fiilliiweil It 1U never fall. We pnrttcu tarty Invito tht attention of ph)aicl&u to iti merlta John 1.. Thoini son. Sons & Co.. TltuY. ,. Y. CALIFORNIA Furniture Co, 220, 322, 224, 226 Bosh St,, ' SAN FRANCISCO. REWARD! 51flfl(l Vlll Iks piM for eivh and rrf rr drain of pot J IUUU rn inmbstatic nfuumlln ULdom'j Uobertlna, UKiioo 'euKCil thu iiio.t delightful ip'l on y reallj haruiItM toilet aitldo ever piuduceit Kr leautlfylni n.l iiearrTii.g Ihe cotnpleilin removing tan, niulmrn. Ir cklti n.l ail LUmlatu auil toulii,en of tho kln. U cd and ludoiatd by the cll of nicltty and the 'ae Hold by alt dm gifts at S) a nts per bottle. NTilte and Hesh. ltKUINOTON ft CO., Wholesale DrupgisU, Ban Kranclaeo. AnenU. Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute BlalT of Elslttoan Expcrlcncoil nnd 8UU Tal I'lu'tlclaiia nnd Hurecona. ALL CHRONIC DISEA8ES A SPECIALTY. rnt louts trcntcd hero or nt their homes. Many treated nt homo, through corrcsiKjnilcncp, aa successfully ns if hero in icr6on. Como and bco us. or soiid ten cents in stamps for our "InviliUs' Guide-Bak," which kIvch nil partic ulars. Address: Woni.n's UispensaiiyMeou cal Association, aa Mutu at., liiuiulo, N.Y. Itssuiwrl roxcel!cncoproveivlamtlllon 'f nnmot foi more than aipu lev nf a ceutury, ) is bsed oy Mi 1 unitej-siauiSKuvcrnueni. inn redivi!iom'miu.M,io (lr-t (Jnlveriltirt at tUf fitrunjejt, f'urvf t ami .VcHt ilelthful. Or. J'rlre'a tno only HaklUK l'ovnler hnt docs not contain Ammonia, Lluio or Alum. UoIdoLly lu Caus. 1'IUUl. JJAIvliNU i-mviJfcii CO., Hr.ff YOIIK f'HICtlin HT, I OI'IM. 10 ! I Tor "worn-out," "run-down," debilitated school teachers, milliners, neatnut reuses, housc- feceppl8. ntul overworked women (rcnernlly, t. I'icrco's Pavorlto rrescrl)tIou Is tho boot of nil rcstorntlvo tonics. Hlsnotn "Cure-nil," Init admirably fullllls it Iniflenrsfl of purpose, bolnff n most potent Specific for all thoso Chronlo Weaknesses anil Dlsenses prcullnr to notnen, Tho tivtitnient of mnny thousands i 01 Fiicn cases.nr. uio itivniios notci nnuourir. i Iral lnstltuto lias nlTonlccl n lai'ffo oxicrlcnc(J I lu nduptlnif rcinodlcs for their cure, and I Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription i is tho result of this vnsfc experience. For lutoriinl coiigcJitloii, liitlniumntlon uud lilcerutlon, It In a Specific. It I Is it powerful Kcnernl, ns well n uterine, tonlo ' nnd nervine, nnd imparts vljror and Ftrcnifth j to tho wholo system. It cures wenlcncss ot ' Ftomnch, indlKcetlou, Montltiir, wenk back, nervous nrostmlion. exhaustion, ilcbllltv and eleepicssne8,lii cithersex. Favorlto Prescrip tion is sold by dniKlflHts under our jxwitlce guarantee. See wrapper around bottle. PRICE $1.00, Ep&ffiSr Bend 10 cents In stamps for Dr. Plcrco's lartra Trcntlso on Disease of Women (1C0 piifres, pupor-covured). Address, Woiu.n's Disven pauv Meoioal Association, C03 Muln Btreot, lluffttlo, N. Y. , citcr!K a ftt LITTLE LIVER PILLS. Larscst Stock, liowcHt I'rlces. Furniture, Bedding, Upholstery, Hotel Kurulturu a Spoclalty. TV. DP. Cole Sc Oo. ANTI-UIMOUS aud OATHAUTIO. SICK HEADACHE, RIMoub IIoadnolio IIIZZIUDRIH y.uilll - J Mon, iiialiroNttoiis promptly cured by lr. Blorco' Pleasant Ptirtrallvo VoinJ. a ocuts a vial, by Priifc'ixlsta. RECALL'S PULMONARY BALSAM. A superior remedy for Coughs, Cold. nclpiciit OoiiHiuiiptlmi, uud Tliront and I.uiijr TroublcH. Sold by all Druggists (or 50 Cents. all RnM, In ri TO & DATS. QoarutMa aoi lo" eaoM Btrtolurs, tird onljblbe TUtsCbualulCo. Cincinnati, Ohio. I lllecf has Riven unlrer- Ital Batlstactlon In Ilia cure of auuurrba-a and Olci't. I'prusrrlbellnnd feel safe In recommend lue It to all Kiifrercra, .A. J.STONKH, JI.I)., Daeatur, III. 1'IUCK, 81.00. I Mat KIlNlUlt DS acres, Trd. u.rll Sold by DrufL'Uts. Qnn onHCH of Reetnl I)lHtaHo, I'lltHt. OUU FlBHUrcB. PlntulitM aud ItertuI UlecrM treated micocHrirully, without mho of Unlfc. tvlthln print two yrarn. VlMttrt Hoveral Interior towiiH. Kend for clronlnrM. J. II. CUkliiBton.l. !.. IV o. a Jfekum'H bnlldlnit. Portland. Or. QTPIMUAY KUAIBICII A 1IAVU. O I ClllVV A I t oabler, lloonlsh llanos: Bur dot OrxanB, band instruments. Largest stock of Sheet Aluslo and Hooka. Hands suppllod at Kastorn prices. M. UK AY CO. WW Poot (itrrwt. Hnn Kriinrdnfn, Send far ' Description and au ot hXOIUUA HOI KtlNU. 1LLANIJK. Four million acrcg. ' tultahlo for OraiiL'tD. I.cmom, Olives, l'lnenpnles. Uanaims, BtrawLcrriefl and oa'ly v getablva, i'ot saloon lonircroillt. 81.2S to$300 pcracro. Addroas M. SOLOMON. Gen. N. W. Agfj T.ti Hu. CliirK8t Chicago, Ilia 5TOUR CATARRH Otxax Too Ourod. T11K Gariolic Sib; sEFDS Qxsi 6,000,000 people usu IrRruv O.M.FERRY&CO. ara admitted to be tha Laraeat Seedsman In the world. D.M.FEUlYiiCO'3 lUiutrsUd, Uwrlp Uf um4 l'rUt4 SEED ANNUAL For I8Q3 will be mailed FREE TO AUU applicants, and to last teuob'a customers with out order! Of it. Invaluable to all. Erorj person using Carden,Fleldf Flower aCCUO U. AiKtrwa O.M.FERRYV,CODotrolt,Mloh. 8ELBY SMELTING AND" LEAD C0 San Francisco, ?sH0 TGUN, CART RID CES J BUELL LAMBERSON, Con'l Agent. 7 Htark Nt. Inrtlanrl. Or. DR. TOUZEAU'S FRENCH SPECIFIC Will ur0 (with care) the wont cose In five to sores days. Bach Uix contains a practical treatlaa on six clal diseases, with full instruction for avlf-vurs. (loo pat') Price, 83. J. Q, STEELE, Agont, 63S Market Street, 8n Frnnolooo. Cal $5 Tii SS Dny. Sample worth $1.C0, VUVJl lAiien not under the horea foot. Write Uai vr. Tra' HiKarrr 1 Uix I lot-ur. u Co. , 1 1 o 1 1 y , Si I c 1 1. V. N. U, No. 21S-U. K. N. U. No, m Q lJest CouHh Hyrup TnBtesirood, Use gl RAZORS! RAZORS! The undersigned will nend a George Westenholm Razor, Ilte Brassd. Fall Hollow Ground, v 8-4 Issch Blade, For ifl.lO. rrUIKSK cooda are my own inporta' Ion, and 1 are sold every where at from 92 to $2.50. Tho prloo ak cannot be met, far luns cut, thU side tho BhcUlalu. Knulnnd, market. Thce aro tieuiitlfully clean, kt-en cuttora. and will bo Hindi y taken bac nnd money ref uuded, f or any cuusu at all. or no cause whatever. Address, l'icdorlo lave, lluxCJJ, u.i.lngtluld, 11 L Is INFALLIBLE I Ask Your Druggist For It! A NT fill A Itelleved lu live MlnoU. IIAY JJ-KVKB. Curu O uarmiteod If Taken in Tins. IIRO.VCIIITIH,. Cure Warranted. 1)FAFKHH Cured lu Three to Six Jlontbs. Dlplillieria, Croup, IVrnral Bin, Urndnrhe, Mere Turoat BrEIDILY OUIIBD. Invalunblo Remedy f faten ted April, lefiS. rrico of Trflnlmonf, T00, tRmoko Il'll. J2.0QI Dcbollutor, for Internal Une. ?!.0a) CARBOLIC SMOKE BALL CO. 652 Market OL, San Francisco, CaL JBovaro of Hurtful Imitation PEOPLE'S DISPEIV8AUY MS Acme Electric Belt Agency 171 Fourth BU. bet Morrison and Yamhill, Portland, urcKon. ADVICE AND MEDICINE tl.OO. Iu succeufut operation since 86( patronized Irora all sections of the Northwest, endorsed by business men and leading educators. ME MOST PEItFECTLT EQUIPPED SCnOOf, ofltacUu on the Coast, it offers prlvato or cUss instruction, day and e Veiling throughout the year, In Arilhmetic, Writing, Correspondence, Hook keeping, Uanktna.Shorthanu.Type-wrltlng, lluilnets and Legal Forms and all Common Sclioot ilranchea Students ol all ages and both sexes admitted .. any time. C'aloirue free, Armstrong aud Wetco, Proprietors. BUSINESS COLLEGE, 124 Post St., 8. P., Cal Hhortuand, Typft-wrlUng. l'enmamtlp. llook-kecplnj aud Tvligiapliy all for 78. HEALD'S SCHOOL OK PnACTIOAIi, CIVIL, ileclianlcal and Mining Kn clneerlng, Hunrejlnjr Arcbl tucturo, drawing and Aasaj. Ing. liANOIlOlT llUILDINO. 723 Markot 8t., San Francisco, Cat. 2fHwl for circular, A. VANDKIlNAIUiKN, lrealdent Our New Store, which we now rccupy, boa about 3 acres ot Floor Space. OTlie llUYKltS' GUIOIC la Issued Sept. and March, each year. tt 304 pagei, HXxlV4 Inchci.wllhovrr 3,000 lllii.trflona- whole Picture Onllrry. GIVKS Wholesale 1'rlrea direct to coniuium on all Kooda fur personal or fumlly use, Telia how to order, and K'vea exact cost or evrry tliliiK you use, rat. drink, tvrar, or have fun with. These INVAI.UA1IM3 ItOOICH contain Inrormatlou gleaned from the iiiarkrta or the world. A copy arut Fit UK upon receipt of It) eta. to defray expense of malting. MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. Ill 11-1 JMIclilcuii A vcuim, Chicago, tU. All Dlaeasai successfully treated. Guronlo and Nee Toua T'ouh'ta a specialty llneumatlsui. rfeuralgia. Orucral aud Nertoua Ucbutty. tiooiloal WcsiiiosB end Lott Manhuoil Buocesefiiily troatcd with too eld ot the OjcLKiiHATaU Acne Klwituiu IJelt and oUicrckxtrta upplUuuea. Hexuid Dlwxuui token by Uio cuao at moat ouKXiublo ratea. A compctout Pnydctan end Kiev UMau lu attendance daily Oimntrr putlmtawuiplonat stuta syinptoiiw u accurate as powblu Oorroiuoade eoUcltod. Terms strictly oath. Tate er Jtescoereuirut ins4 siprewly for lbs sursof drsotiueni4 f lbs leiwrstlra orgsbi. The continuous slrtua rjtLEOTBIClTV iiermcstlog laroQfUths psrU must rttlora ltm to hesllhr Uon. Do not oufoaoJ this lll Klectrla VfUs 4rerlle4 to euro oil Ills from hJ 10 to. Ills for tbo OKU ipeelllo purpose. Vor clreulors glrlog fell la foroMtlou, sJdre m Cborr Kleo trio Hill Co., ID Wublogtoa Strsl,Calcs0,lll. I CURE FITS! Wbon 1 say cure 1 do nut mean meruly to stop them for a time and thun hire thviii rrturn again. I maun a rauicsi cure, I hsm madottia disease ul 11m lil'll.; KrBV or 1 Al.I.INtJ HIOKNESaatlfe-foogstndy. i warrant my rumudr to euro,, the worst caaoi. llaeauaa jam isuiHi is no rttason jor nos now receirinic a hondatonce fur a trealuwand a l'n-o lloltlu utbera hare failed u 110 reason foi Iur. htniilitunca fur a tmjiLl fl mjr Infallible rvmedy, Ulve KipnM and 1'ust Oftloo H 'i. IMT.;W. T I Nil IViirlf r. SewrU PENNYROYAL PILLS 'CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH.' The QrlRlnal and Only Omnia. ' dslo and slvsys Ilsllsblo. nwsrof werthlru Inlutlaaa, loilliMsuble M LADIES. Ask your ItrujniUt M "Ub.lliMSr'a l:ilhuiid Uks lo Maw. or tMbiM ia. tttt purucuisrs la ittur d rccura usaJi PPM. Uhlehuter Ctiemlral UaJT JfBI U Hadloun Miuare, PuliaiUb, 1 ererywhrrn. . it fcr "Cbtrhaa, HA told by 1 fiuupal 10 us lur puruculsrs in letitr tf return usajf k 1 a Bar. r, i. r- r. faul...iu,ri..i..l IL. rmlfiwl.lu kr1! UugUali1' 1'ruujr ruy ul i'lIU Tsat an uiaw. t.o IUII eaootraa akin 1 1 1 rs?ac3 ,. sliding-cur-Ob;' t tLL'a CU1.NIM: H t L C llawroe lly Mall, U. Mads Ly J.p. AUa. . IW. Ula.