WOMAN AND ARTIST. I thought to trio tno a namo Should ring In tho car of the worldl IIor cnn I work with smalt pink fists About my fingers curlodf Then adieu to nanio and to fame I They scarce aro worth at tho best One touch of this wet little, warm llttto mouth With Its Hps njnlnst my breast. I Allco Williams Brothcrton In The Century. A FAMOUS DUELIST. About half wpy up tho Ruo du Jour, near tho St Eustaclio church, in Pari, I mi old house, rendered conspicuous by a wide porch nnd an cxtensivo stock In trado of china. This, two centuries ago, was the Hotel du Royaumont, built by Phillippo Ilurault, bishop of Chartes nnd nbbe of Roynumont Later on it was occupied by Francois do Montmorency, Comto do Boutevlllo, who mado it n generous rendezvous for tho doul ists in Paris. All the gentlemen of the court, eager to challengo any of their poors over nonio lovo intrigue, or who for some personal motive looked daggers at each other on tho Place Itoynlo or tho Cour la Relne, met at tho mansion in tho lluo du Jour. Hero they wero hospitably received and entertained; thoy were offered ft cold oollatien with wines rd liquors before entering tho lists, nnd thoso who hnd forgotten to bring weapons wero provided with n goodly selection of polished stool. Throughout the morning there was an incessant clash of blades, each thrust and parry being wutched with intenso in terest by veterans, who, after old scores hnd been wijed off, nnd tho resident surgeon hnd bandaged tho combatants' wound, wero in Yited, with the duelists and their seconds,' to luucheou with tho Comto do Boutovillo. It would doubtless Xxs a vain quest to seek, nowadays, for a singlo representative of this dofunct rnco of duelists, a raco to which Clio quart evidently belonged. He mint lmvo had ancestors among tho exquisite of tho reign of Louis "3CIII, tho swash bucklers of tho Ilotel do Uoynumont, or the splendid corps of musketeers of Louis XV. Choquart's muiiiu for dueling, bis over recurring provocations todecidu n difference at tuo sword's point mado of him n public character; and Ills repu tation was perhaps heightened rathor than diminished by tho fact that his niont torriblo challenges wero unable to withstand tho offer of ft jwacef ul solution over a bowl of punch. His guileless talk nnd southern accent, his peculiar way of lisping and other phyhlcnl oddities, gavo to his daily Odyssey a smack of tho most genuino comic buffoonery. When tho maniu for fighting was strong within him It was dilllcult to evndo his mood. Ono duy ho would outer a coffeo house, toko n seat and say to u near neighbor: "After you, Tho Figaro, pleaso." "Sir," tho oilier would politely respond, "it Is not Tho Figaro hut lho Const itutlounel that I nm reading." "Oh! you would givo mo tho Ho, would you? Tal;o care, sir, or, by Godl I'll tench you bet ter manners." On another occasion ho would introduco a liko sceiio after this fashion: "Now, don't keep staring nt mo in that of' feiislvo manner, plcnsol" "I," expostulated tho customer. "Lord bless mo, Mr, 1 didn't oven seo you. 1 was looking tho other way." "Oh! then 1 am u liar, nm I?" And Clio quart would rise from his seat in a threaten ing nttltude. Even tho most jienceful person could scarcely put up with such inrolence. I hoy felt liku tucking up their ilcevct nnd knock ing Choquurt down. Nor did ho fail, at times, to meet with hi detnrU. He moro than once stumbled on a Tartar. His best known hern no that way is worth relating. Choquurt ono day entered a courtyard to challenge a master builder, who was pump ing water (it it louutitiii. i ho muter builder looked up surprised, caught hold of Choquurt by tho bcriiff of his neck, doubled him up, put him under tho pump and soused him liko n. dead rat. Tho btory of Choquart's adventures would All iv volume, but 1 will relate only one, wherein 1 acted as his second. One uilit, at a masked ball, Choqimrt quarreled with n Turk. Cards wero ex changed. Tho following hy Choquurt, with his two seconds, weni to his adversary's bouse. Tho Turk of tho previous evening turned out to lio n well to do upholsterer, who carried on business in tho Saint .Martin quarter. On entering the promises Choqimrt inquired niter il. Uullu. "Whut can Ido for you!" asked a young nnd pretty woman, who caino forward from tho back of tho shop. "Stuff and nonsense! I don't liko joking in matters of serious iuiiKirtauce. My iiamo is Choquurt. 1 come for an affair of honor. A gentleman bhouldii't U mado to wait In this manner. Your husband is an ill bred dog." "Oh, excuse me, now I know what brings you. This is whut I havo to say. My hus band went out yesterday to spend the carni val, ami it has mudo him ill. Ho is in bed, mid spits blood." "Dear me," remarked Choqimrt, turning toward his seconds, "what a mischance! He eplts blood, did you say!" "Alas I yes, sir," answered tho young woman, who seemed much affected, "and the doctor sayr that lie has not six months to live." "Dear me!" went on reiwatiiig Choqimrt, "spits blood. How shall wo settle matters, thenf Hasn't six mouths to live. Well, niudumc, I'm not a bad fellow, whatever others nmy think. Now listen to what I have to bay. Wo aro in Jauunry, aren't we! Just bo. Well, VtX givo your husband six months to bo buried in. 1 shall call around nnd pay my nqecu tlx mouths hence. If, in July next, your husband isn't dead and buried, I'll treat him us a kuavu mid deceiver, and pla card bis name in all the barracks of Paris." This threat, which constantly fell from Choquart's lli, was u rvnitiilseeneo of his soldier life. The thought never suggested itself that an upholsterer might not euro the jlnglo of a brass farthing whether his iiamo were plucui-ded or not in all tho barracks of tho country. One Hue afternoon in July of that same year, Cheqmirt took hold of my arm at tho Vurietes coffee house, and said: "Come along with me, old loy;I haven email inatier w hlch I really must clear up without further loss of time." Wo took a road which lid toward tho Saint Martin quuit.r, and, as wu walked along, Choquurt entered circumstantially into the particulars of tho case. Tho upholsterer' day of reckoning hud arrived, and Choquurt was bent on lluding out whether hi former Turk had mid the funeral draft indorsed six months pre luiisly by his wife, "Jf," soliloquized Choquurt, "the rogue is still nllve, I'll cut off both liis ears, you know, Pm justilied in to doing, am I not I" "Of course you are, my dear fellow. Hut, let me ask, tho thing occurred long ago, didn't it, and in tho carnival season I And again, w 1ml did tho fellow do toivarrant tuab ttfeudr" "What did bo do, tho vlllalnl Jtut litton ' and Pli tell you. 1 was at a marked ball .given at the Renaissance theatre. I walked into tho greenroom in my dnws suit I am spare of limb, at you can see. Suddenly u Turk stopped directly iu front of mo nnd bawled out: 'Halloo, tbeiu coo the Fat Ox Mako war. nleaso. for tho Fat OxP Every body roared nt this sally.' I was downright voxed, as you may supiwso. Bo I mado up to him and safdi 'My merry friend, at noon to-morrow you shall bo a dead mnnr "ne was in tho wrong, certainly," 1 pleaded, "to insinuate so invidious ft comparison bo tween a thin man liko you and a fat ox; but" We had reached our destination. Enter ing the shop, we came upon M. Ballu, tho up holsterer, who, all budding nnd blooming, was busy working at a parcel of goods. "Oh, that's your littlo game, is it!" began Choquurt. as soon as ho set his eyes on his in tended Victim. "You'ro alive, Uienf I thought as much. But you don't play the monkey with mo any longer, Mister Turk; you're caught tho wrong sow by tho ear this time, let. mo tell you I" ' "M. Choquartl" exclaimed tho merchant. "Yes, Mr, my iiamo is Choquart Cho quart, do you hear, sir! who'll havo none of this tomfoolery. Your wife whoro Is she, your wifef She's young and pretty, but wants to run a rig upon me. Your wife, I say, averred that you were on your last legs nnd would bo as dead as a herring iu less than six months, and hero you are, olive nnd kicking. Now, is that tho way you keep your engagements!'' "Ah I M. Choquart," rejoined the merchant, who had romowhat recovered from his first fright, "I havo been ill, very ill, indeed. You'll never see mo don tho Turkish curb again. 'Tis over now. Bo let mo ask you to forgive and forget nny improper thing I may have said on that eventful night." "Ono moment," said Choquart, "not quito so fast, pleas. Do you tender your excuses in' the regular form? ' "faith, I don't quito understand what form that is. But this I know, for I havo inquired about you and Isarned that you wero a rigflt good fellow. Come, I have n roasted leg of mutton with kidney beans, will you do mo tho honor to dins with me, you and your friend I My wifo will be overjoyed. Aglae, why don't you come? Hero Is M. Choquart who accepts nn invitation to dine with us." Of course I nodded assent, whllo It was not over difllcult to read on Choquart's relaxing countenance that tho roasted leg of mutton hnd found tho way to his heart. "Then, again," added M. Ballu. who now felt that he had the gnmo in his own hands, I have a certain Madeira about which I would liko to have your opinion, M. Cho quart." "You have no Mndoira, sir," retorted Cho- qunrt, with a deep frown over his eyelids. "Unf) "1 say you havo uo Madeira, sir." ex claimed the duelist, raising his voice and gesticulating liko n madman. And please tnko notice that I nm not to bo contra dicted on this point. I havo drunk but ono glass of geuulno Madeira during tho wholo courso of my lifo. 'Twos at the Tullsrics. Yes, sir, I had just recovered from sick ness, nnd wns on duty at tho king's dinner. A gla; of Madeira having been poured out for Ixmls XVIII, his majesty, turning to ward tho cup bearer, said: 'Hnnd that to Choquart, nnd givo. him my compliments.' Uo you hear mo now" "But, Monsieur Choqimrt, I nssuro you" "1 sny that you havo no Madeira, sir," screeched Choquart, who hnd grown furious, mid brought his hand down with torriilo force on tho wooden counter. "If you onco moro dare to say that you have Madeira wino I'll tear your bend clean off from your bhouldersl And what elso did you say you hud!" "Well," said tho merchant, who wns some what staggered nt this sudden fit of passion, "Pvo a leg of mutton with kidney beans." "A leg of mutton," said Choquart, in a soft tono of voice, "that's good, when well roasted. Hut I'm confident 'twill bo over done. Have you got such u thing as a spit!" "A spit! 1 should say I had," burst out M. Ballu, with kindling eyes. "Only just pass this way, gentlomcn, nnd sou for yolirselvcs." Tho merchant led us into a coiufortablo buck shop, which nuswered tho purposo of n dining room. Thero on tho hearth, iu front of n bright blazing fire, a tine leg of mutton majestically turned on a spit, like tho planet round the sun. "Thnt looks nice," remarked Choquart, after a moment of silent contemplation. "You are not altogether an idiot. A man who knows tho worth of a spit deserves to live. But why don't you basto your leg of mutton!'1 Ho saying Choquart took up tho ladlo and began pouring over the meat the rich steaming juice. At that moment tho merchant's wife came in. "Ah, good day, luiidume, good day to you!" snld Choquart, as he leant, over and deluged tho savory roast. "Well, you see what has happened. Your husband isn't dad after all, Dear me, how shall wo got to arrange tho mutter! 'Tis very provoking, very." "Alas, sir, 'twas a sovero trial. Ood, in his goodness, has sjiaivd his life. I trust tho lesson will be of servico to him." "God, iu his goodness!" went on muttering Choquurt. "TlmCi all very well. Hut wo haven't settled our littlo diilleulty ns yot," "Como now, Choqunrt," said I, interrupt ing him pretty sharply, "we've had enough on that score. M. Ballu has tendered you his best excuses iu my presence, and cordially invites you to dinner; what moro do you wniiti" "Dear me," said Choqunrt, still fascinated by' tho leg of mutton, "I do think it is bo giuning to burn at tho joint." Tito diilleulty was now over, and tho duelist completely disarmed. Wo all had dinner. Choquurt recounted his duels to tho uphol sterer, and drank with great gusto his ".spurious" Madeira. Choquart died iu poucrty. For over twenty years ho hnd Jivwl on a sninll pension granted him by tho Comto do Chanibo-1. When, however, he received 600 francs, his wont was to give his friends u supper which cost the same sum, so that on certain days of tho year ho went supperless to bed. Still, he ho was extremely punctilious in money mat tens Boston Courier Translation from tho French of Auguste Villemot. Shooting at tin) Shah's Yacht. Tho bhuh of Persia is coming to Europe next April, and will visit all of the prlnciiml capitals, invitations having been received at lehcrun from Ixuidon, Petersburg mid Paris. Tho shah is to travel overland, ns his dignity will not Kruiit him to cross the Caspian sea in a Russian steamer. The Persian ting was formerly paramount In these waters, but it has seldom been seen in tho Caspian since a tragical affair which recently occurred at ,Bucku. The shah's yacht was entering tho harbor with the rersiim Uug (lying, when a shot was fired from tho fort, which struck tho water near her, lho Persian captain thought ho was being saluted by the Rus shins, nnd pursued his course,; but present!)' three more shots came in rapid succession, each one in more dangerous proximity 'to the vessel, wherewith he hauled down 1 90 Hag. The Uussians are morbidly tenacious on such points iu eastern waters, but this manifesta tion of real was regarded as llltlmed at St, Petersburg, tho obnoxious vessel lieing a royal yacht, and it Is said that the bhuh was so enraged that ho caused his lucklits cap tain's head to bo chopped off. Iondoii Truth. Russia will celebrate, on Oct. 90, tho fiftieth anniversary of tbooeiiingof her first rail road. Tho country has uowr 17,000 miles of railroad. HOTEL DETECTIVES. ONE OF THEM GIVES SOME OF HIS EXPERIENCES. No False 'Whisker nml Hair Dyo Dis guises Tho Class of Otiest Who Occupy Their Attention Sneak Thloves nil Swindlers In Hotels Kxtra Work. Ono of tho best known of tho hotel detec tives of New York is Mr. David J. Lnrkins, ,who, allhougji young in years, has hnd a great deal of valuable cxporienco in tho de tective line, no is n flno looking man, but could go anywhere without attracting sicclal attention for nny jeculiarities. Of him, a reporter recently mndosomo inquiries regard ing the work of a hotel detective. "The very essence of good detective work is to be good shndower," said Mr. Lnrkins. "You want to bo able to follow 11 man from the timo he gets up until he is in bed ngnill, and never let him know that ho is being fol lowed; you must watch him, but must never attract his nttcntion. And this Is not done by any potty personal disguises, such as tho story looks nnd weekly pajH-i-s tell nbout. Detectives don't go around with their jocl;els filled with false whiskers and hair dye, nor do thoy change their clothes every half hotu whon they iuo fol, owing a man. If yon fol low u man from ono city to another it N some times well to shave off your muMocheorhutr your hair cut a different style, but, thero Is r limit to nil that sort of inevs. That V scril)C8 detective work iu general, and t'r r Is nothing which radically distinguishes ho'' detectives from others." 'Tint what nrn tlin K'teritil fiinf iMenliar dr ties of a hotel detective?1' "It is tho business of n hotel directive, fir of nil, to keep nn eyo on nil 'arrivals nt tlr hotel. Of course, it is impojsihlo lor liim ! stand nt tho door nt all hours and minut noto tho physiognoinyif every man who up prouchcH with a grisaek in his hand, but within a few hours after n stranger has ar rived the dotcctio is supposed to bnvo seen him and sized him up. Tho greater inrt of the guests in nny hotel nro always either (ht mniicnt residents there, or, at least, very reg ular transients. That is to say, of all those persons from out of town who may l stop ping nt a hotel at n particular time tho ma jority hnve put up nt tho samo phico before. With all these regular guests the detectivo is supposed to bo acquainted just ns thoroughly as the clerk is, nnd as soon as ono of them codich into the houso ho is supposed to be nblo to recall everything ho over know nbout lho mnn. But every actual stmnger is to lw bo noted and observed until the detectivo is satisfied that he is straight. So long ns ho has any doubts nbout a man at all ho is to keep thnt man under watch. Of course, how ever, this does not menu that a detectivo is to niuko himself conspicuous in following every irinn nbout whom ho does not happen to know. Ho is to oxcrciso judgment in tho matter." "What class of criminals frequent tho big 'lotelsf "First of all, tho high grodo class of snenk thief. One of this class will take (I room at n ilrst class hotel for tho opportunities ho may have to go through tho rooms of the other guests. Such a mnn will post himself nbout the peoplo in tho houso just as thoroughly as a detective would. Ho will obscrvo tho people who havo tho best clothes, the most money and finest jewelry, nnd ho will Jearn whoro each ono has his room. Then ho will learn something about tho hours they keep, and soni'time whon thoy nro nwny he will go through their rooms. Tho favorite timo for such operations is dinner timo. Having selected the rooms to lw gono through ho lets himself in with a skelet -n koy, and solects whatever ho can best get nwny with. These professionals can tell very quickly just whore tho ordinary man or woman will hide valua bles, nnd it does not tuko them long to go through a room. Thon thoy skip out. On such expeditions crooks do not carry much baggage, although, for tho sako of appear unco, they mny havo a big valiso or trunk stuffed with bricks and qld papers. Conse quently when they mako a haul they do not hesitoto to abandon nil their bnggnge, and it is needless to say thnt thoy forget to pay their hotel bill." "And how do you look out for such fellows!"' "Well, ns I said bofore, if wo seo nnything suspicious about a man wo wntch him, nnd if wo seo thnt a guest is unduly inquisitive re garding tho pln of tho houso thnt is sus picious. If wo find n man wandering about n hull where he has no business wo watch where he goes, and if wo seo him several times thnt way wo set regular watch upon him, nnd caution tho servants to look out for him. It may Ik) that, such a limn is simply a masher, trying to flirt with ono of tho fciunlo guests, or simply following 0110 of tho chambermaids nbout. But it is alwnys well to watch a man wlien yon see him wnndering about tho hall ways a great deal with noiippnrcntobject." "But you cannot keep n watch on a man all tho timo." "That is true, and, becnuso wo enn't, wo sometimes got left, I roniomber the enso of a man w ho camo hero several, years ago, nnd hnd the nam of Watson. I saw him whon ho first ennio in, and, from tho looks of his eyes, I thought he was a thief. When ho wns register ing 1 tried to tell tho clerk not to let him lmvo n room, but the clerk did not notico me, nml ho cave him a room now used for washing dishes. This room haA a window near tho ceiling, opening into nn adjoining room whero a lawyer wns stopping. Well, I watched that fellow close for nearly n week, and saw nothing wrong. Finally the lawyer went over to Baltimore, nnd iu the afternoon I was sent down town to cash a check. When I got Kick I could not see tho fellow Watson, and after a time I went into his room. Thero wero scratches on tho wall under the window I fK)ko of, and the dust had lieen brushed off from the sill. Two days afterward the law yer returned and found that bo was minus 000 worth of clothes. Watson had walked right out tho sido door, and as ho was a gen teel looking fellow, tho sido door man never bothered him at all. Well, I watched for that fellow for n mouth, and thon I saw him ono day just about to register nt tho Grand Central hotel. I touched him on tho arm and told him to como with me. Ho was very in dignant, and declared ho did not oven know where tho Now York hotel was. I showed him where it wns, and when tho clerk recog niied him, too, ho weakened. Wo recovorcd tho clothes from n Philadelphia pawnbroker, and ono on tho Bowery, ami Watson went up for three years." New York Commercial Advertiser. Morotlnl's Home 011 the Hudson, Tho homo of Mr. Giovanni P. Morosini, nt Kiverdule, on tho Hudson, hns many other peculiar and nttractivo features beside the museum of miliUry arms, about which so much has Ihsmi published. Persons driving along Hiver avenue iu front of tho house aro greeted by th cries of parrots nnd other tropical birds. Iu tho kennels aro a score or more of dogs, tho stables contain nearly ns many horses, while n tlock of sheep graze iu lho meadow ticyond along with a herd of rare cattle, New York Tribune, Thoro nre two ministers in tho Fiftieth congress Stewart, of Georgia, and MuKiu noy, of Naw Hampshire, FOR KERAMICAL MANIACS. There's Joy without canker or cark, There's a pleasure eternally new Tis to gloat on the glazo nnd tho mark Of china that ancient and blue; Unchlpped all tho centuries through It has passed, slnco the clilnio df It rang, And they fashioned it, figure and hue. In tho reign of the Emperor Hwang. Theso dragons (their tails, you remark, Into bunches of glllyfloirerB grew), When Noah camo out of his ark Did theso lay In wait for bis crew J Thcv snorted, they snapped and they slow, They were mighty of fin nnd of fang, And their portraits Celestials drew In tho reign of tho Emperor Hwang. Ilero's a pot with a cot In a park. In a park where peach blossoms blow. Where tlio lovers eloped In tho dark, f Lived, died and were changed Into two Bright birds that eternally flew Through tho boughs of tbo may as they sang; Tis a tale was undoubtedly true, In the reign of tho Emperor nwang. ENVOY. Como snarl at my ecstasies, do, Kind critic, your tonguo has a twang, But a sage never, never needed a shrew In tho reign of the Emperor Hwang. Andrew Lang In Detroit Free Press. BURDETTE. Witty nnd Incisive Comments on Cnr rent Triples. A Kentucky farmer has trained a lot of monkeys to work in his hemp fields. Woll, 3110 soweth, another reapeth. Many a man has reaped a harvest of hemp becauso of monkeying around too much. CLOSE AFTER HIM. Tho great American condor lays its eggs on tho surface of rocks 15,000 feet abovo tho level of tho sea. That's pretty high for eggs, but at tho latest market quotations tho com mon American hen wasn't very far below tho condor. A rise of another cent or two dozen will put the hen on top. A COLD FLACE FOH EMPEIIOIIS. Scientists noto a great diminution of forest trees in Russia and say it is becauso tho cli mate is growing colder ail tho time. Russia has always been a cold place to grow treason. That is to say, it has tho Slberiast climate in tho world. Now don't sny that's Don thin, my son. Neva bo Volga, even for tho sako of Russia-in a joko. Thero now, tako tho com bination and nin it out. I like to see you aniuso yourself. manT on time. Tm forry I can't accommodate yon, Mr. Papcrwait," said Mrs. McKerrel, shaking her head resolutely, ns Eho often did of a Satur day overling, "but nil my boarders settlo weekly; my motto is 'Pay us you go.' " "Oh, yes," exclaimed Pnporwait, cheerfully, "60 is mine, so is mine. But I'm not going yet, you know; I'll bo hero six months yet." Aud a happier man nover vetoed a bilL A REOULAIl PINNACLE. After leaving tho railway station, which was in tho middlo of a prairie, tho travelers drovo down hill half a day and at sunset halted at Summit heights, tho new cummer resort "Great Scottl" roiAxl the indignant tourists, "is this basin your idea of a moun tain! Your prospectus says your houso is 1,300 feet nbovo the level of tho sen." "So it is, gents," replied Barnbhss, tho host, for it was he, "so it is; nbovo tho level of tho Dead Sea, That's nigh about 1,400 feet lower than tho bottom of tho ocenn, I reckon." And when tho tourists thought upon their homes In tho Catskills which thoy hnd abandoned iu search of summer board, they lifted up their voices nnd wept, whereupon Barabbns charged them extra bus fare for expressing emotion. And it was so. BEYOND THE IIUEAKEIIS. "This is Puro Old Government Rio, is it, Mr. Lightweight!" asked tho customer. "Oil, yes," replied tho grocer, "that's coffeo from Coffeeville." "But you charge as much for it ns you did List week, and I have been toldhat tho panic in the coffeo market hud reduced tho prico greatly." 'Oh yes, I know," snid tho honest grocer, abstractedly removing u handful of grains from tho scnlas to mako them weigh more, "but you know n break iu tho coffeo market has no effect on tho prico of chicory. Thero you ure; 1Y cents a pound, nnd ns you'ro an old customer I've put up ilvo pounds for $1 ; the nutmegs 11 cents, soup IS, yeast cakes 4, clothespins 23 that, was a $3 bill you gavo me! Yes, yes, $1.81 out of $2; yes, yes, 11 cents, here you are; much obliged; call again. Oh no, we mako 110 chargo for delivering joods." ALL OUT FOtt WAYIUCIC! "Oh, Rowenn," exclaimed Voltigem Tape aieusure, dropping on his knees without n itruggle, "your beauty fires my heart" 'My oVughtcr," said old Hengist Whent :orner, entering tho room, "I will divido tho Mntrnct with you; I will fire tho rest of him." Which he did. WITH ONE II OUT. Wo linvo received n prospectus of "Seven Gables," which is the nnino of a girls' school, it is on excellent school, but wo don't tuko much stock in tho new sixdling reform that leaves out ono of nil double letters. A PILGRIMAGE OF SIGnTS. "Lifo has been for me ft succession of snd blows," said Mr. Breather. "Ahi" said tho new pastor, sympathetically. "Yos, indeed," replied tho parishioner; "I've had tho asthma twenty-two years." MIDSUMMER MADNESS. "Bring hither, bring hither my red bandbox, Bring hither my bandbox green, And my bandbox brown from London town And my box of silvern sheen. "And It's oh for my trunk of leather tough Aud my trunk of oak ribbed rinc, Vnd my trunk so tough, of canvas stuff, That will bulge, but will not shrink. "Oh, pile them high with the robes I wear. Till their lids they overtlow; , My lord ho will stare, aud eke ho will swear, But Iu they will have to go." "Oh, waly, waly, my ladye fair, Now whither and will yo tlee!" "To Mount Saint llushallof-Worri-Ancalr On Coayile by-the-Sea." rhey havo selzen her boxes ono and aU, In tho Tavern Lafltte do Kidd, and loudly for help the porters call, As they stack them up in entry nnd hall, And pllo them high against bulkhead and wallj Uut wherever they stow them, great and small. Far out of her reach they are slid. tier room Is a cell a fathom long, Her bed is a thing of fears, SVhero all ntgiit long tho uolseless song Of tho wingless bird she, hears. And her lord ho lies In a hallway lono On a sleep destroying oot, SVbero she hears him groan la a wrathful tono "It's"- (Hush!) "It's" Ch! Husb!)-"hotl" And alt this timo in their homo in town, A mausion of cool gray stone, riiere are peaceful glooms In seventeen rooms, Wkre the burglar sleeps alone. Brooklyn Eagleu Moro Unjust Discrimination. Omaha Girl Oh I oh! Chicago Girl What's tho matter I "That man winked at me," "That lwmlsomo man over there I" "Yes, the bruto." "BruUj; I should say be was a brute. Ha itdu't tveu look at mo, Omaha World. CAVALRY EXPERIENCE. HOW DESERTERS WERE CAPTURED NEAR THE END OF THE WAR. Scn-chlns Down Men Liko Ilcnst nnd Compelling: Them to Do Further Duty for the South A Btrnngo Hiding Flaco. Successfully Disguised. Among tha southern soldier's duties, not tho least important toward tho closo of tho war was that of bringing in from tho hills and forests and habitations in the wilderness deserters from the army and slippery con scripts who sought to evnilo tho service. Tho cnlvaryman's soul delighted in this work for a while. A detail for such an expedition meant relaxation from tho discipline of tbo camp, exemption from tho hardships of tho march and variety in place of irksome rou tine. Thero was also a spico of adventure, for deserters would sometimes fight, though skulking was their strong point Tho writer was one of twenty men, under tho command of a lieutenant, sent during tho early jwirt of 1801 Into Scott nnd Lake counties, in Missis sippi, on ft mnn hunting errand. ' Gnmo was abundant aid our oilleer wns provided with n formidable list of thexo to bo tun down. Wo took a guide from 1 neighboring county, who ktixw tho coutitry and tho people, and he went disguised. The first houso wo visited wns watched in vain for several days. Authentic informa tion snid there should Xxs two deserters there abouts. Two of our party lay nil night under the building listening to tho conversation of the inmnU's, but not n word was dropped of ndvnntngo to our quest Openly in daylight tho house was visited nnd diplomacy used in vain. Tho women would not bo led into be traying themselves oil their lords, but re ceived with keen suspicion and reserve all our advances. Surrounding nnd searching the house in the small hours after midnight gavo only our labor for our pains. Yet the into wero known to be nt least in communication with their homo and our orders to tako them wero imperative. Tho visible members of tho household were a 1h?1 ridden old woman, two middlo aged women aud a small army of white haired scions. A second time spies wero plnced under tho houso nnd nlwut mid night ono of them camo to the rendesvous and reported that ho and his companion h.vl hoard whispering overhead nnd believed they hnd detected a man's voice. At onco tho hpuso was surrounded nnd admittance de manded. Tho door opened nml tho women sullenly demanded to know why we con tinued to persecuto them. They nssertod, in tho strongest terms, that tho whereabouts of their husbands wns absolutely unknown to them, and declared that they had not seen or heard of them for months. Disregarding all their protestations we proceeded to turn tho cabin topsy turvy. Tho scant furniture was moved and tho loft ransacked in vain. Noth ing remained but tho bed 011 which th help less old woman lay. When called upon to riso thnt it might bo overhauled sho wept and her daughters remonstrated violently. They vowed that she could not get up iuuI to moro her would kill her. Tho lieutenant ap proached to lift her, when sho sprang at him and nttocked him with tho ferocity nnd celer ity of a tigress. Loav.ng hfm to defond him self ngninst her long talons, wo toro away tho bed clothing nnd under the boards was re vealed a box liko structure wherein lay the objects of our search. They wero wretched, craven looking creatures and shivered anil whined as wo dragged their limp carcasses out. Wo watched another houso for days, and passed ft small field whero two women culti vated n crop of corn. Tho man wo wanted was not to bo seen. The women gave no in dication that they knew tho nature of our errand, but would talk nt any timo with ap parent frankness. Tho wifo of tho deserter said thnt her husband had abandoned her and thnt she and his sister, who lived with her, had a hard strugglo to keep the wolf from tho door. We wero nil but convinced of this fact, and t hould have been wholly so but for tho direct and authentic maimer in which wo hail lieen informed to tho contrary. Finally wo wero compiled to abandon this enso from, sheer lack of any clow to work uixm, ns, in spito of constant nnd rigid espionage, wo mndo no headway and saw no suggest ivo ac tions on tho part of tho two poor women. Tho detectivo instinct must lmvo been utterly lacking in overy member of tho squad, for wo learned some time after that tho alleged sister-in-law with whom wo had frequently conversed nnd whom wo hnd many times seen nt work in lho field, was simply tho do serter himself, clothed iu 0110 of his wifo's homespun gowns. Another caso was thnt of ft man who had uo family. Ho was a shaggy bearded giant and owned two old negroes, who guarded him and tho secret of his haunts with a sa- gncity and fidelity almost superhuman. His habit was to lie out 111 tho woods, seldom ap proaching tho house, and his nogro servnnts contrived to provido for his daily sustenanco in spito of all our efforts to prevent it It would have been easy to prevent tho negroes from going to him by placing them in duress, or by removing them altogether from tho scene. But this might havo defeated our ends, for wo know not how closo tho hider might bo lying nnd had 110 nssuranco that wo ourselves were not under his observation, for tho dense woods and thickets encroached di rectly upon tho small clearing in which tho houso stood. In default of a better plan, wo nt length took measures to keep tho old servants under close surveillance for twenty four hours uninterruptedly. At break of day their cabin was entered by two men and thoy were given certain instructions and informed that tho slightest violation or attempted in fraction would result in immediate death to both. But ono was permitted to pass tho door nt a time, and tbo dead line, which lay near at band, must not bo crossed. Thoy were cautioned ngainst any signaling nr.d assured that such an attempt would bo promptly punished. Men wero lying iu ambush all around and at dark our lmo was drawn in to closely encircle tho buildings. Shortly be fore midnight a stealthy form crept past mo in the gloom and tho gnmo was in tho toil- Swiftly passing around tho cordon I notified tho men that Stowers had entered tho houso aijd wo at onco took positions at every door and window. As soon as the lieutenant's step sounded upon tho porch tho fugitivo leaped from 11 liack window into tlio iron grip of Sergt Howurd. Tho man fought and bit and swore nnd yelled liko a demon, but strong arms bore him down and strong cords bound his writhing limbs. His hair and board fell down his Imik uud breast in matted masses, his bauds nml face wero black with tho accu mulated grime for months, and tho nails of his fingers resembled the long curved talons of some great bird of prey. His eyes glared liken madman's, and every struggling motion reminded us of those of a bullied, raging w ild Iwast. The sight was terrible and one who witnessed it can never forgot It. Weeks were spent in such work, but finally, when orders camo to rejoin our com mawl, we gladly obeyed, for all were sated and willing to encounter all the restraints and lwnUhlps of a regular campaign, rather than play blnodbouuds. longer. illhuu B. Field iu Philadelphia Times. RETALIATION. She. was a woman In her proudest bloom; I was a boy, by careless fancy led; I loved her a3 1 loved the flowers' perfumo, Or playful sunbeam o'er my dreaming head. I told my love In Innocence and truth; Her proud lip curled, sho scorned mo for my youth) Time passed and when does ever timo stand still !- Iler charms had suffered as tho years had sped; I was a mnn 6lavo only of my will She had ber,courtiers, but they would not wed. Fain would she then my heart matured engage; But no I She scorned my youth; I Epurnedher ago. William M. Russell. ECONOMY IN FUEL. A Now Process by Which AVasto Conl It Used Iteccnt Experiments. Improved methods for obtaining artificial heat nro always a subject of interest, nnd ex periment; in this direction are being made nil tbo time to get heat at as low a cost'as possi ble. The manufacture of water gas has leen very successful, and as it can bo produced at a very low price, without tho nuisance of ashes and smoke, it is growing in favor and efforts are being mndo to run it into houses to bo used for heating ns well as for lighting purpose. Another method of heating which is rap idly making its wny, if tho promoters of it nro to be believed, is tho pulverized coal pro cess. A company hns been formed in Phila delphia within u short time, and within tho next sixty days tho process will bo ready for general use. Tho claims mado for tho method nro many, and If one-half of them are well founded there can bo uo doubt of its success. Ono of tbo comiMiiiy said to day: "In this coujitry thero aro ubout 30,000,000 tons of coal annually wasted, being too fine for use. Of tho total coal mined it is estimated that per cent of waste is mado by blasting and han dling, and that G per cent is wasted in tho breaker. Many nttcmpts have been mnde to V utilize tills immense amount of wastago, and until now nothing has been successful. "Until now only a very small quantity of this fine dust has been used. Tho requisites for success ore, fii"st, simplo and efficient ma chinery to rcduco tho coal to dust nt n very small cost; second, reduction to an impalpa ble powder; third, nn automatic supply of conl dust and air, each capable of being reg ulated nt will; fourth, tho reduction of tho coal and tlio simultaneous feeding of It with air into U10 fire box by tho samo mnchino; fifth, tho intimate mixture of tho fino parti cles of coal dust with air. so that ench pnrti clo shall Ik) surrounded by nir as it enters tho fire box, thus insuring complete combustion. "These conditions have been completely ful filled by n now process. Tho method of using tbo dust is ns follows; Tho coal, no matter what sizo it is, is fed into a pulverizer, by which it is ground to an impalpable powder. This is done by menus of the friction of tho particles, ono against tho other. After tho coal is ground it passes through tho pulver izer, and on coming out it is met by n current of nir from a blower, which sends it through a nozzlo into a combustion chamber under neath the boiler. This combustion cbnmber has to bo specially constmcted, nnd will lost about as long ns tho ordinary ono whero coal is used. The arch will last a year nnd tho sido walls two years. Tho supply of coal dust and air is automatically regulated, and com plete combus ion is the result. No smoko es caies from tho chimney, and there is 110 loss of heat in that way. Wo feel confident that nt least thirty-five per cent, of fuel will bo saved by using tho machines. "Iu Philadelphia tho past month, experi ments hnve been mado with this process in tho Harrison safety boiler works, and tho en gineer mado tho statement that where 1,400 pounds of coal jer day wero used under a small lioiler, ut n cost of 3 per ton, 000 pounds of dust were used nt a cost of about SI per ton. Tho machino for that boiler only costs about $10o, nnd ho thinks there is nsaving of at least fifty per cent. Tho cost of repairs to tbo machino will not exceed $10 per annum. One result of using the refuse coal will bo that tho prico of ordinary coal will havo to como down." Now York Post Tho I'lebo nt "tlio rolnt." "Fall in I" tho command was, sharply. You should havo seen thoso green boys trying to get in ranks. Thero wero now about 100 "beasts," and they looked liko n herd of Texas steers, though moro subdued. After ft whils tho "beasts," including my trembling self, were strung out into a long, wavering line, and n cadet corporal commenced to cnll tho roll of candidates. Each 0110 was instructed to answer "Hero!" Some who answered "Present" wero nipped in tho bud and taught ft lesson in cadet discipline. One poor fel low, who wns rather tnidy iu replying to his name, wns commanded to "step out anil an swer to hii nnmo." "Step out" is tho West Point slang to "mako hnsto," and when tho "beast" nctunlly did step out of rank ho wns surprised nt tho celerity with which ho was mado to step back. Tho formation was for dinner, and wo wore retained until tho bat talion of cadets had started. Thoy marched off, headed by tho drum corps, with all tho accuracy and beauty of n vast machine. Finally our timo came. Tbo plebes nttho head of tho column interpreted tho meaning of tho command, "Forward, march," and tho procession started for tho largo granito structure known as tho mess hall. It was liko running tho gauntlet Ono cadet iu tho renr of tho lino hollered nt mo in a voico of special envy: "Drag in your chin about a yard, mister! I want to teo Jess slouching among you beasts; stand up, sirl" I tried to obey. Each plebo bad his coat but toned full up, tho palms of his hands to tho front, nnd nil tho whilo his toes digging up tho gravel of tho area. Philadelphia Times. AVliut n Humorist Suys. I think my jokes build themselves. They get even into my business correspondence, however bravely I resist their encroachment Why, I nssure you that they havo even-crept into letters of condolenco which circumstances havo recently obliged mo to writo to tho be reaved family of n whilom newspaper asso ciate. I can say, though, that of tho different styles of humorous writing, tho brief para graph is tho hardest A column of para graphs daily would put nny man under tho soil iu twelvo months, whereas humorous skotches, especially if they nro in n series, aro tho easiest work a professional humorist has to do. I can writoacouplo of columns of sketches without any great mental wear, but a half column of paragraphs makes mo long to l 11 popular preacher going to Europo for three months' rest nt tho cxpenso of an ad miring congregation. Working up ideas for cartoons is almost as hanl ns jKiragraphing. It is enough to com colvo tho general idea, but to mako tho de tails harmonious is laborious. Then It fro quontly linppens that before you havo tho picture coniploto iu your mind, public inter est in its subject has died out nnd your labor has gono for nought Alexauder E. Sweet in Now York Commercial Advertiser. A California paper states that a petrified tooth of n shark was picked out of n solid rook at a depth of thirteen feet whilo digging a well nt Nipoino a short timo ago. Tho tooth has retained its cuaiucl aud is highly pol ished. -