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LITTLE PLEASURES. Why Yminir Children Khonld (e Tnuclit to Appreciate Them. It has been said so limiiy times, tlmt it has become hackneyed, Unit it is not tho great troubles of lifo that wear one out, but the petty annoyances t hat ton- tinued day after day, leave their mark on the temper and. character as drops of water wear into solid stone. At the beginning of lifo fill seems well. Most people start out with good resolutions, but how many in middle life feel that they have been successful. This, not because they have been unable to beat great trials, but because they have been unable to meet the little mutters of every day lifo with cool, dispassionate judgment. Jt is especially necessary to tench children to Hud enjoyment in the little pleasures that form a part of nil lives, so that they will not be rendered unhappy by tho sea ol vexing things that also come. A child that uses her pencil to draw and loves it, or the child thai loves music, or a child that loves her needle-work will not be likely to bo a prey to petty jealousy or to envy. Let children go out into the liehls and learn about tin birds and flowers, bees and butterflies, nnd whatever tendency there is In the boy to coarse companions, to rough ways, to cruelly to tho bird or insect will bo likely to bo cheeked. An in telligent boy, who learns tho noble Htories of natural history in tho field witli ids mother, will never forget it nnd will bo n better man. lly learn ing thus to notice beauty in little tilings around liini, lie will lcaru to pay no heed to little vexations. A girl who learns tfl notice the beauty of lifi around her can never degenerate inli (hat abject person a village gossip, ehavo found Wordsworth s poetry of great value In teaching children to notice little beauties in nature. Children should never fail in court esy to eacn other; tins sliouid l;o ex acted as rigorously as courtesy totheii ciders. Children should early learn to have things of their own, and they Nliould have an exclusive right in thesi articles and should learn to respect each cither's rights, and their own rights should bo respected. It is nee cssary to watch very closely to liml out what ideas of life tho child has gained. Whether they have gained impressions which are narrow and so'l fisli or broad and noble. A little sag gestion, a word now and then, may pave tho child in after life from be coming a worldly woman, a burden and not a helper in life. " It lh tho llttlo rift w thin tho lute Tim' tiy unit by will niako tho minlo tauto. Or WHO jiittcil speck In tho RiimorM fru t, TUut rotting luward slowly niolilois nil." A', r. Tribune. VIOLIN STRINGS. Valuable SusKxtliiiii fur Incipient UnnlitU ami lli ltulU. I'u. ' In selecting violin strings it is safe to choose thoso of greatest transpar ency. Dullness of color indicates too inaiiv threads or indifl'erent material. The fourth string is covered with silver or copper wire, or a mixture of metals of great ductility. Silver is wound on gut to good advantage, those cov ered with copper wlro givo more pow erful effects. Strings bearing cither of those metals have a tendency to rise in pitch from warmth of the lingers. To obviate this annoyance mixed wire Is used, combining power and soft ness, which is liable to expansion. Fourth strings, u found in market, are apt to be too lu avv. Jtis best to purchase all size as they me needed, as they seldom Improve after season ing. Old instruments do not ordiunri ly require heavy t rings. Medium tdzos that develop rich, clear tones art) better adapted to mood, nullowed by a century s existence in the violin. Uii- tltr.y loading tuo lirldgo wttli coarse strings cheeks the more sensitive vi bration and tends to dismember thn Mructtiro. IViees range from one dol lar per bundle of thirty strings to six dollars per dozen. I'ourtli strings are made in single Icugtln; other sizes Usu ally contain two to four lengths. A catalogue at hand quoins them In thir ty-sewn grades. 1'ivvideniM Journal, Ho Couldn't Do Hired. Hanker Your references are all that could be desired. What salary do you expect? Coaohma;i Seventy-livo dollars a month. H. -That is quite satisfactory to me, and you can enter upon your duties as noon as you desire. C lly tho way, I forgot to in quire If you hud any daughters? marriageable It. 1 have, but what is the meaning of such a preposterous question? C lJeeauso your having such makes it impossible for mo to engage with you. Tho fact is, I can not take tho risk of degenerating Into a horso-car conductor or hotel waiter. There's no jnouey in marrying employers' daughters, nowadays, lloston Jlud'jot. Tho Virginia (Nov.) Chronicle pays; Mrs. Lniigtry hits purclutsud a lot in Corbett's addition, Carson, She is (pioted as raying to a newspaper man: "This is a delightful valley and 1 waul a little spot 1 can call my own near Lake Tahoe.'so that 1 can build and come up hero niton 1 tun at leis ure n'nd enjoy tho bracing Nevada air, and occasionally take a dip in the hot springs, which seem to me the aunt wonderful curiosity lit tho State." The original of a long lost loiter written by (ioneral Washington in ac knowledgment of an address from (he cUl.imit of Nowikm has just Uon found In that city. It is written on iHith sides of two quarto pages of loiter paper ami in null distinct uuu readable. TERRIBLE TRAGEDY. Qtinrret Thnt Might Have Separated l.onnlo nnd Hcntte Forever. These lovers' quarrels are sad, sad tflairs. resulting, as they so often do in the separation of young hearts am making withered leaves out of all the otid hopes and golden dreams and ilgli aspirations of young lives, j listressing easo was made public re cntly in Newark, the harrowing de ads being given in tho words o he estranged ones, who sat in tiie letvark Opcra-IIotiso eating earniels ml saying cruel things to each other luring the play. She began it. "You did. too," she said, with Teat sob. It wouldn't have been any dud of a lovers' quarrel without mi- noi ous "great sobs" brought into it. Now, Hoisic," moaned the agon ized ninety pounds of lover and higl collar. "You needn't deny it," said Hossic, coldly. 'IJessie, 1 never In all " ')ou did. Alamo JSlaniv told mo that she saw you." "Saw mo what?" "Saw you flirting with that horridly lornd Hat tie Marsh. "Hattie Mar.-di? Itah. Now, IJessie, on know perfectly ell that 1 don't are a snap of my linger for Hattie you didn't llirt time she crosses Marsh." "No; it looks as if :ng witli Her uvery your path." "Now, Lessie, you know just as well is -" Oh, yes, I know all about it, Mr. Lonnio Marshall." "Now, IJessie. don't talk that way." "I will, too." "Hosier" "I don't care. Lou; it isn't right, and I'm not going to iilav second liddlo to anybody." Nobtnly wants yon to, dearie." A'o.' It looks as if they didn't, I must sav. Well, now. IJessie, what if I got mad mil said cruel things because you Hilled a little with Hen nie Dean or " Hen Dean! I wouldn't wipe my feet on lien Dean." "t on used to like him." "htm Marshall, I'll never speak to you again as long as I live and breathe f vou ever mention that horrid affair igain, 1 hate Hon Dean." 1 know it, darling, and I detest Hattie Marsh." "Yes you do." "Indeed 1 do." "Yes over your left shoulder." "Now, IJessie." "If you want your ring back again, Lon Marshall, all you've got to do is to soy so. ' "O. IJessie!" "1 mean just exactly what 1 say, sir, every word of it. IJessie, IJessie!" I cm manage to live without vou, Lou Marshall! And if you think I'm one of tho 'Hough on Hats' kind of iris you're badly left" "No, IJessie, yon know I never " "If yon were a ijcnilcman, sir " "IJessie, tills is too much." "If you don't like it you can lump it, sir! I'll let you enow tii.il vou l)o an't twist vie around your linger. yon want your ring?" " l on know 1 tlon t, "Well, vou could IJessie." have it mighty pilek If you did." At last tho worm turns and says, Whltfurd, acridly: "Very well, Miss just ai you please about it." hy, Lon. 1 have done all that a gentleman could do to " Now, Lon, 1 vas only joking." It. is no joking matter whore one's ifl'ectionx are concerned. I've tried to he a gentleman of my word with you, l,t " Oh, Lon, Hush!" No, IJessie, we had better undor lf we it be stand each other right here. quarrel so now, wlial would when Oh, Lonnio, 1 was onlv " You were wounding mo cruelly, IJessie, and 1 " "Oh. Lonnio!" "If you really desire every thing to come to an end between tis, J hope 1 urn too much of a enthman to " J ho curtain dropped at this junct ure, while tnoso who saw this fright ful scene were waiting with bated breath for the tin tl word that would separate Lonnio and IJessie forever. Detroit tree ami A High Road to Wealth First Omaha Man Eureka! I've It's a new invention. truok it at last. Millions in it. Second Omaha Man 1 don't take uiieh stock in patents. ies, but this one is a dead sure thing. It is a hand-organ modeled aft er tho automatic nice trnoks vou see in notols." Won't pay." "I'll hao them everywhere, and will uko in thousands of dollars a day. Every hotly who comes along will drop a nickel into it." 'Dropping a nickel into it starts it to playing, I suppose." "No, that stops it." Ontaka World. There are occasional ih .nts of hue at which the entire course of his tory ami the fato of nations are do- iiled by homo event which does not sfrow jut ol any previous ovtvits, and which a reasonable man uau explain alone by referring to the manifest in tervention of God's providence. A'l'd tuhr. When wo are least worthy, most :omptcd, hardest, unkindust, let us yet 'ommouu our spirits Into ills hands. Whither else dare wo boud thorn? Utooje Macdonald. BOTANY FOR CHILDREN. A Study Which Derelmx a Lore for Onr (leiilnc mill Horticulture. What would do more for gardening and horticulture, and bo more bene f lieial to the pupils, than to make hot any one oi the inundation studies in our common schools, instead of a tin isiiiiig study taken up by vcrv few? A knowledge of botany is of the highest importance to every one whoe life and living are in tho country. J 'he fanner has great need of botany; so has the fruit eulturist and the flower or vege table gardener. Analytical botany is well, but even more important aio structural and physiological botany Yet our boys and girls are kept igno rant of caeli of these branches until the school lifo is about to close until tho school life of tho majority lias closed. This is not right. Itotauy can bo taken up before geography. It is especially well adapted to very young pupils; for it is properly an object study and interests children much more readily than mathematics, gram mar or geography. It is an absorbing, intensely-interesting study, and when once is is fairly begun the pupii is loth to givo it up. I believe the girls would receive tho more benefit from making botany ono of the earliest studies of the schools. It is true that the fate of many of I hem is to become farmers' wives; but a woman is better fitted to be such a "helpmeet" by the acquisition of r, thorough knowledge of botany. The farmer, nnturaliy enough, takes morn interest, in farm animals and feeding problems. Upon thc-o topics lie is best informed. Hence his wife s knowl edge should supplement his. The larg est sum of knowledge is made bv llio coalescence of two quantities of di verse nature, and, given the same amount of knowledge in each case, that couple is best equipped of which the wife knows most of those subjects on which the husband is tho least in formed. We no longer need foreigners to tell us that our women are wcaklv and col orless, ami that this comes of lack of out-door exercise. When the wife or daughter gets a little leisure, instead of spending it out of doors in tiie en livening sunshine and invigorating air. she sits down to do some fancy work, injuring her lungs by bending over it. injuring her eves bv close attention to the colored wools, and rises from iter "play" more tired than when site be gan it. I hero is enough evidence to provothat if she had been taught bot any in her youth she would have be come so interested in it that she would spend her leisure in prosecuting botan ical studies, or in gardening or fruit culture; for it can not bo disputed suc cessfully that a knowledge of plants always adds great zest to their cultiva tion. Uotany for girls means largely health for women, and, more, it means escape from that narrowing view of life, bounded finally by household du ties, of which so many women are the victims, or, what is yet worse, servi tude to dress and gossip; for from tho physiology of plants the transition to the physiology of animals is almost in evitable; from the chemistry of plants the chemistry ol other things is a short, an easy slop; trom the distribution of plants to physical geography, geolog, zoology, is a natural progression. Who can doubt the importance of a study oi botany to girls? Uotany foi girls is more (lowers and fruits about tho home, more health for mother and chil dren, more knowledge and happiness for everv member of the family. John M. Stahl, in American Garden. CHEATING THE LAW. A Keaduhle Incident if l.tle In tliu .luiitho Territory or America. A family recently moved into a Cen tral Dakota county from the Kast. l'hree or four mornings aftoi a lumber wagon drove up and a man got out and rapped at (lie door. The woman appeared, and the man said: (lood-moruiu , ma am; 1 hope you ain't United him out vot?" "What is it, sir?" "1 say I hope every thing remains list as it was that's the law in casus of this kind, vo know." "I don't understand vou." "1 can'l see why vou don't vou must know what's happened an' what the law requires in such cases. This is the jury out'n tho wagon ami I'm cor oner don't delay us 'cause we're all anxious to earn our fees an' git back an git in a day s work harvestiu grain's powerful ripe, ma'am." "lhere hasn t been any death hero, rill" There haint? Didn't your husband fall down the well?" No, sii!" Didn't ho git wandorin' 'round in the night an' tumble down an old well into four feet of water an' drown'd an' In eak his neck both at thosamo time?" "No, sir, ho didn't. He's out in tho Held at work now. One of our calves foil down an old well last night." "D'yo hear that, boys? that's how the blaiuo' yarn got started! Madam, tell yer husband to be very keorful in the future if we come again we shall hold the inquest whether ho Is dead or not!" Thou, as he turned and climbed in the wagon, ho added: "1 Jill, jes' keep that vordiok yo writ up tho durnod fool may drop down that well yet!" Dakota lltlt. A strolling photographer on West ern avenue yesterday was taking tho picture of a mansion and asked a little girl who stood by to stand on tho stoop. She did to, and had hor picture "took." On hor return to hor homo the, informed hor mother of tho inci dent, and garnished it with the jubi lant remarks "And it dldu't hurt me a blLAlbany Journal. A RAILROAD INCIDENT. KTporlenrr of it Young I.udy Who Know I loir to Help Hcrnvlr. It was tho first time sho had ever traveled alone, and all the family came down to tho s'atiou to see her ofT. "Now, P.icob," said hor lather." as ho helped her on, "don't let any of them young fellers coino foolin' rotin'; mind what mo an' your mother lias alius told you, nu' don't have notliin' to say to strangers." "I won't, father," chirruped I'.injbe. "Where's the box with my best hat? And tho bag with the dried raspberries for Jim's wife? And tho kitten? Oh, wliero's the poor little cat?" "Hiro she be," said tho mother, showing up with the rest of Piiosbe's belongings; "and hero's the six pairs of stockings" I knit lt'tibeii, and the yarn towels, and tho " "All aboard!" yelled the' conductor. "G )od-bye, I'hrubc! Don't forget tho new eheeo in the hand basket! Tt II Jim s wife to sond mo tho raceet for dyeing cotton yarn a primrose cast- Take care of Kitty, an1 be sure an' ,, "Good-bye, P.ieob! Don't make no 'qnaintanecs with ennybody. As your grau'fathor mod to say, 'the Lord helps thoin as helps thoinslves.' " There was a lot of them brothers. sisters and cousins who watched us until the train and ' I'heeb" were out of sight. Then the young traveler settled down to business. And we all watched her, for sho was a wry pretty girl. First, she heaped all berthings in (lie seat facing hor. Then she concluded to put some of them in the bracket above. Allow me," said the spruce travel ing in in with a inashi lg smile. Thank you," said Miss I'iio'he, coo;iv, "it s Kind ol inconvenient go ing anywhere alone."' G iing far? asked the traveling man as he sat down, and we all glanced at him with envv. "uniy to visit my oroihor .inn in Newton Center. 1 get there after lark, though, and am awfully afraid they won t meet me. I in going that way mvsolf, haz arded the untruthful traveling man. Why, how nice! 1 wouldn t Do a bit afraid of you." Mow! mew! mew! camo from remote corner of tho ear. Miss Piitebe made a dive for hor kitten's lia-ket. "Oh, won't somebody catch the kit for me? 0!i, dear, it trill bo lost. mil it's a real Maltes-! Oil. wliero's the conductor? Won't somebody please ring for him?" We all started to hunt the wicked kitten, while its excited mistress p died the bell-cord and stopped the train. When peace was restored, and four traveling men had returned the kitten to its owner, the conductor seated himself by Miss Phtohe to explain Hint t passonger must never under any cir cumstances touch Iho bell-cord. Meanwhile all the oncrout duties of answering questions and reassuring frightened old women devolved on tho brakeiiiau. Then the boy with peanuts came in tnd sho suaivd him into gotling some milk for kitty from tho restaurant cir. The book (ienil dropped an armful of burning novels into the seat at last loft vacant by the conductor. "Have you '11 nv Hi Won II u ' or Lovo on a Hail-car?' " she asked, sweetly. He sat down to explain that ho was j tst out of that, but had "Divorced at Sight." or "A Honiance of Chicago." Then the only man in the car who had not been down on his knees a cold, haughty, soulless man, with a cynical s leer opened his valise and handed her "How H Won Her." When the train reached Newton Center the young lady loft it, followed by a meek and submissive crowd. The conductor earriod'the cat. Tho brake man had iho snchol. Tho rest of her luggage was apportioned to th male p.isM'iigers, each of whom received a sweet s idle, and a cordial "good-bye" as Hrother Jim hove in sight, to claim Ids fair relative. As we scrambled back to our train wo heard Jim ask: "How in the world Piieob tjitl you got along with all those traps?" And Iter musical laugh, as she an swered: "Olt, you know, Jim, father brought us up to help ourselves." Dslroit Free Press. Sufficiently Protected. It is all to common to misunderstand l!i3 true nature of a medicine, as any ono must confess, remembering the story of tho nurse who awoke hor patient in order to administer a sleep ing portion. When shower-baths boeomo an active fashion, a certain physician ono day met a neighbor, ami inquired: "Well, Jackson, how did your wife manage her new shower-bath?" ' O i, she had real good luck. Mrs. Smith told her how she managed with hern. She made an oiled silk hood, witli a big cape to it, that eanio down over her shoulders." ' She was a fool for her pains," said iho doctor, impatiently. That's not the way." So iny w ifo thought." "And your wife did nothing of the kind, 1 hope." "Oh no, no. My wife she usd an umbrollv." i 'ovtH's Companion. i "Mr. Goodhoad is a splendid fol low." -Yes; a wonderfully lino fol low. 1 never saw his match. So in telligent and well-informed, and such an excellent man every way, lie is from Now York. I boliove?" "Is ho? Well er it is evident that Nature In tended thai ha should have boon born in Hostou." Doston Trail script. MODERN JERUSALEM. The I'overty nml Uiiontlufnctory Condition of Its Inhabitant-). Jerusalem has ito wealth. F.fty or one hundred years ago, it could boast of some wealthy families. Their projt erty has, however, been scattered and reduced, until their descendants of the present generation are cither poor, or possessed of barely enough to support them. Tho city in poor, the people are impoverished, and half of the inhabi tants scarcely know from day to day where they are going to got their daily bread. Hat, poor as. people and city are. routs are exorbitantly high. Sinco the houses are hunt ol stone, there is no danger of loss by lire. Henco fam ilies having a little money on which they are dependent for support will build a house with it, because tho in vestment is thehcJtonc thej' can make. Tit -ro is no risks, and iho high rents insure a good rate of interest. Only a well-to-do family can occupy an entirehous . In hundreds of cases a family numbering four or eight persons will occupy but a single room. In a house of six or eight rooms, there will ho as man' families. They all cook and wash in a largo open court, to which each family lias access. This fact will give an idea of how crowded some of the houses are. Tho people are obliged to live iu this way, because they have not money enough to hire more room. Il is very expensive building houses in Jerusalem. The first step is to dig a cistern. This costs so much that the ownor will dig only a small cistern, when ho should build one five times t lie size. All the families in th house use water from this c. stern. J) iring the rainy season there is siillieient water; but by M iv or the lirst of June at l lie leasl, the cistern is dry. N" rain falls tiulil November or Decem ber; consequently, these people must buy water for four or live mouths. Water is brought in skins, holding fin an average three pailfulls each; and for a skin of water one must j ay front five to ten cents. For poor people this is a very great hardship; consequently, the least possible amount of water is used, and it need hardly be said that indescribable lilth abounds. Houses aro invariably built of stone and are much more expensive than one would suppose. Stones have to be quarried, transported on the backs of camels, cut into proper shape, and finally built into walls. If the house is two stories high, and the ro mis are large, the walls have to bo two, and sometimes three f.-et thick, in order to support t lie great weight resting upon them. A vast, amount of stone and mortar is consumed in making the arches that support the upper floors or the roof, anil likewise in the roof itself. The amount of water used in prepar ing the mor.ar sometime costs alone several huidred dollars, if the house is a large one. Dr Sclah Merrill, late U. S. Co u nan'. SWORDS OF INDIA. Di'iiilly Wfiipoim C'arrlxil hy tho St'poys, I'cr.slait and A reliant. Among some military trophies I once saw a very rude, rusty teghar locally worth a shdling which had cleanly decapitated a raw recruit, severing coat collar, brass buckle and caste necklet of hard enamel beads. 'J ho nimble village rebel had sprung on the Sepoy from ambush while trim ming his tlintloek after a misfire. This a id all tho low-priced teghars and tulwars aro of very soft metal, capable of being bout and straightened across the blade, while the arch or cutting portion, with razor-edge, oilers immon.-e resistance in the hands of an expert, who, behind Ids shield, can wateli and measure his opportun ity. Only the straight thrust of Hrit isii bayonets or dragoon blades can reach them. The metal and finish of cutting arms improve when wo outer North India. Hard steel of line temper and high workmanship used to be common un til two Sikh wars and the great mu tiny abolisho.l the demand for such deadly wares. Tho .skilful Mohain-m-tlan craftsman ha I to emigrate for a livelihood, or to often dwindled into a blacksmith of harmless occupation. 1 remember iu the good old times of tho East India Company itinerant sword peddlers, Persians and Afghan? of great staturo and big turbans. "Do vim want any swords?" ' Yes; but where are they?'' "Here;" and the vendor's hands wero lifted to his head-cloth, whore they groped awhile. Oat sprang throe or four shining steel s lakes, elastic blades, unbundled a la mode, 20 to 50 each iu value, sometimes more. Then the dealer put them through various severe tests to satisfy Ids customer, packing tliom away Hgaiit iu their hiding place should there be no sale, and going on his road. H it there were many shapes and sivu's and sorts of cimoters -of great price, harder and loss llexiblo, botn plain and damascened. The blwck steel of K'toriissan, very rare it the market, reputed to cut oil' the neck of in anvil an K:istorn anvil, of course; the Parisian and Central Asian speolmons, elegantly watored iu circular veins, seem o light that a girl oould use them, others so heavy that height and length of arm, with breadth of chest, were needful gifts of nature to utiiUo them men like "Kob ll.iv" or "Malunud Ghuz tl." whoso hands hung below their knees. The latter nolablo carried an awful stomal intioo iu prwforo:ico to a sword. and smashod idols nnd delators with his own arms on all oooaslous. ij'.ish Maetunic. ENGINES OF DEATH. The Wonderful l'roren In the Arts ot Hnuclittiring Men In Hattie. The death of llorr Krupp, the pro prietor of the great stool works at Es sen, removes from tho world one whoso greatest fame was won in carrying to the highest point of development tho manufacture of the implements of hu man destruction.. Although the Krupps have for generations carried on tho business of making steel for peaceful uses, tires, engines, shafts and the one hundred and one articles called for by the complicated machinery of modern manufacturing, yetthc- are best known by the effective artillery they liavo fur nished to the armies ami fortresses of the world. To tho lover of peace tho Krupps seem elevated to a bad emi nence among those who have provided the machinery of slaughter demanded by tho Titanic methods ot contempo rary warfare. And yet the Krupps have only iclntively done more than others to make modern war moro dreadful than tho wars of tho last cent ury. They have developed the art of cannon making' beyond that reached by their competitors, that is all. The wonderful modern progress in the arts of slaughtering men on tho battle-field began about thirty years apo. and in this dreadful development the United States was one of the lead ers. The Dahlgren gun, invented by the late Admiral of that name, was si wonder to the artillerists of thirty jcnr.s ago. It was t lie most ell'eetivc of guns until Louis Napoleon developed the idea of rilling cannon. Up to tho close of the Crimean war the sixty-eight-poiinder was the heaviest broad side gun in iiM.', and the majority of men-of-war still carried thirty-two-pouiidors iu their batteries. Our civil war brought forward the Hodman and Pai rot guiiN and ten and twelve-inch pieces frowned a warning from the tur rets of monitors to the powers of tho Old World not to meddle in the affairs of the United Stales. At the close of the war of the rebellion the Dahlgren, Hodman and Parrot guns made the United States liic most powerfully armed of nations. England had tho Armstrong gun and the Whitworth, but possessed of these she had no desire to try conclusions witli American ord nance. Our war was th last great contest fought with muzzle-loading small arms. The war of lSo'G demonstrated tho .real superiority that breech-loadors gave their possessors. Tho needle gun, now regarded as a very primi tive weapon, destroyed Austrian lead ership in Germany. Then camo tho dreadful slaughtering matches in France in 1870, when both sides wero armed with breech-loaders and tho mitrailleuse came into'play. Then it was supposed that tho very higlinst de velopment of arms making had been reached, but since then cannon and small arms have been manufae'turcd, but happily not much used in the field, width made the contemplation of ftitv tire battles simply dreadful. How long is this competition among the nations in arming to continue? No sooner is a fliip launched by one of the powers .sheathed with plates deemed impene trable and equipped with guns that surpass in power of penetration any heretofore known, than another power puts into the water a vessel that ex ceeds the lirst in both the powers of in jury and resistance. No sooner is tho army of 'France furnished with a rapid-tiring rille, than that of Germany is equipped with the Mauser, tho lire of which can be thickened at will. Men to-day can be shot dead at ranges which twenty years ago could not be covered by tho most powerful rifles then known. Where shillings were expended for military purposes by the great European powers, half a century ago, pounds are put out to day. Meanwhile the strain of milita rism on . the physical vitality of foreign nations is something of which we fortunate Americans can form but a faint realization. France proposes to sweep into the army tho only sons of widows, n class heretofore exempt; substitutes are to lie no longer allowed, and the richest and poorest are to bo put into the ranks. In the long run the demands of militarism must defeat themselves. The dragon will bite him self in his fiery rage, and die.. It is simply impossible for human nature to endure for another generation tho ex hausting process now in progress in the continental European powers. Unless disarmament is sooner brought about by tho shuddering remorso of the nations, after some dreadful cata clysm, it must be reached by tho sheer exhaustion of treasures and of men. Jioston Transcript. A Mighty Stupid Clerk. Dealer (to clerk) What did that young lady want, .lames? Clerk She asketl for anatomical Hrussels carpets, and 1 told her wo hadn't such a thing. Dealer Great Scott, James, that young lady is from Ho.ston! She want--ed body Hrussels, ami wo'vo got an overstock of 'em. .V. V. Sun, A volume, entitled "Plus d'Anglo terre." after the style of tho "Hittllo of Dorking," has been publiahed in Paris. It is another account of a successful in vasioiwof England. Tho French forces land at Hastings after vanquishing a llritish squadron at sea, and after transporting one hundred ami fifty thousand men rapidly and having cut tho telegraph cable. A great battle i3 fought southwest of Tunbridge, PAif adelpJiia l'ress. "How tloos your wife hare iter dresses out?" "V-shaped, I think, judging from tho number of five-dollar bills she requires for making them." (