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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 1, 1887)
s i i AEOUT MILLIONAIRES. A Cnlctilntlon to How Much n Mail Can Spend l:i n Mouth 'With out AViKt". It takes a .1 tl j :i I more nionny to Ijo ii millio-iiuiv now than it usi.'.l to do, says the writer ol "Undertones" in The .S'd'i Franc wo I'hronictc. A man isn't of much account as si millionaire now adays unless ho has $2J.000,00D or$30. OOJ.OOA. Tho nest penurntiou will Intro billionaires ami in a few years more money will be so eonmionplaee that people will turn round on the -rcet and point nut sotuo seedy loulc 111 ind ridnal and say: "That's Blank; he hasn't got a cent," Yon will observe that it is only poor devils who can reason that way. " When a man gets money lie doesn't reason, lie buys. The fact is. there U not so much in this millionaire business as people th'nk. I .-at in front of John Mackay at the the.iUv the other night. He didn't have as good a seat as 1 hail, or as good company, oven if he was with a senator, and he couldn't jet any more out of the performance than I could. 1 am not o proud, however, as to deny that he possesses several collateral advantages over me and a great many other people I km.w a fellow who knows Uies.5 millionaire. 1 don't know many mysdf. It is pain ful to know a millionaire: it is pa nfu! to meet a man who carries enough pocket money :ill the time to pay oil' all your debts and set you up in bus -uex. I s:iw a man pick out C'-,000 in greenbacks and crumple them up in his hand u'nde lie felt for a .Went pieeo to make small change. The sight was sickening. I menially counted it up in columns o! Undertones, and it iiuub me ill. As I was saying, I knew :i fellow who has acquaintance with these millionaire-1. His conversation soothed and consoled me to some extent. He deprecated the posies on of too miu-h money. So did I. Ho declared it did not contribute to human h:ippiuc.s to anything like the extent people imag ined. 1 agreed with him. 'lie said, indeed, that the men of moderate means were the only contented men the only men who enjoyed lifj. I grasped hi hand." "iC.s," he s;i d, "tliose men all have so uniuli money that can not derive any benefit from it. I dined," he went on, "once witli half a dozen millionaires. I've hail a better dinner at the club or at the restaurant but that is no mat ter. After dinner they began talkingof how much money a man could expend in having the inot Insurious ncccstics of life, not speakinr. of course, of pic tures, or hohb cs, or tate titat one could live without. On? of them ligured it out. He had a complete establish ment in town, a wife and a eh Id. He had in the establishment evorylh'ng that was in the l.iintest degree nee -s-sury for perfect comfort. He had thir teen servants, six carriages, six horses; his wife was the most eleg.intlv dressed woman in town; his child had every thing that money could buv. He had, besides a pin m'." in the country, non productive, in which he entertained fre quently, althoii'rh not in the style of es as Belmont, He had twen ty-two employes on his country place; he had sixty lire ling and rae pg hors -s; be had a yacht which cost him about G'J.OOO a nion;h. anl for all thee house in town, place in country, his wile's dresses, his household ovpues ho could not without wate expend mure than .910.003 a month." Then I wept. But the popular Ulca on the subject of what establishments cost is ory vague, and. as a rule, entirely beyond the mark. Several very rich men, who stint themselves in nothing in their houses who entertain as much as taste can poss'blv demand, who have every comfort and every luxury, concur in tiie statement that it is impossible to expend on the running of a household more than S!0,0o:) n moulh. He can buy pictures and keep adding expensive ar t'cles and all that sort of tliiuir, but you can not liml luxtirie-aiiil accessories that cost bevond that amount of money un less you go in for wanton waste, en cumbering rather .than bring ng anv roturn in comfort. So you sen all voti want is $!20."00 a year and thecapital. and don't you wish you may get it? One m llionaire here, who has a most noted establishment and maintains the most liiMir'ous style admitted that he could not lied anCth'ng he could make any ucof in his household over ft). 000 a month. Perhaps that will suit you bet ter. We have lower and cheaper classes of millionaire goods madame. We have an article we can sell at $1,000 a month, and if that doesn't suit you we can oiler you a mill ona re's establish ment that cost .?17..r)0 a month. You wouldn't care to go lower, surely. A Shabby Trick. A deaf old man. wearing shabby clothes an I riding in a market wagon was slowly toiling up a long hid with a loail of potatoes, drawn by a poor, bony horse. Near thu foot of the hill Mood the s-c'.iool-hoiHe, around which the hoys were playing. As tho old man pashcd, one of them sail: "Let's go and raise the end board of that old man's wagon and let the pota toes drop out. Won't it be joll- to seo him stare when he gets to the top of the hill and linds them gone?" "All r'ght," says ono and .mother; let's go." Those botfi soon caught up with the wagon, quietly raised the end-board ttnil the potatoes dropped rapidly out and were scattered along the iliistyVoad, Tho last bell rang, and in a iniuu'e the mliolars were sitting quietly in their seats. Delaying tho opo.iing uxcruiau, the tenchur said: "As 1 came into the seitool-liotiie I unw ait old man picking up potatoes from the diiaty road. 1 want to tell you Mmicthing about him. At the be ginning of the civ 1 war hu and hi only son, a young man of twent. -three, on lioted in the armv and fought in many buttle, until at fietiy nburg he wa dan gerously won ided and bin Boii killed, it wit a x mo'itlis beforu he could leave tho hosp.tul to come home, and wliat lie fciitTuiod in (tying to live niul gut well can not Uu told. Sitiuo that tlina lie luu hud muv aeho and paum, and it Ims b"cti v r Irird for l.'m to earn enough to Mijini.t-; h s wife ami liiUT-cf. He is er ,!;, ;!uj l-is to ni.- slow ly ; it will take I.iiu a lo ig tune to p ! Up his pot lt tots. IVople s.v thai be In ver did a wen thin i:t b s b.f, and he is the kind '-t m-.n i know.-' At tiis point one of the thtv e b vs raised Ids hand and rn'A he would liu to go out and help the old m.in to p ck up his potatoes Tho two other boys quickly raised the r hands, loo. and ot tered to jrn. The teacher looked pleased and gave them permission, then tho school went on quietly with its after noon work. It was a hot day earlv hi Sop'cmber, very dry and dustv, ntidthesttn pourd down tipou the three boys as the.' Iiu. r.ed up the hill to the old man. who was leaning w.tli otto hand upon the wagou-box to rest. '.Mister" said ono of the bovs, as hn stepped bravely up, "wo have done a mean thinv', and we are willing to s.tv j so, o lifted the end board of your j wagoi lo let the potatoes drop "our. , Now, if you will sit down in the sdiade 1 of that tree, we will pick up all vonr potatoes for you." Tho old man laid bis trembling' hand upon the head of the boy. and looking from one to the other, "said: "Well! well! my dear boys, you have done a brave thing. Never be ashamed to tell the truth or confess a fault. 1 will gladly sit down and rest, for 1 am very tired." Tho boys then took the horse and wagon ami spent a good hour of hard work in undoing a mischief that took them but tt few minutes to plan and carrv out. When tiie bovs returned lo the school the teacher said nothing to them: everv tii'ng went on as usual, only there seemed to be an uncommon tlioii r'ntful ness and attention. The pup. Is had learned a life long lessen. Its value co-ii-te.l in the object lesson of the three boys willingly doing what they could do to repair the evil ; e fleet of a mean action. iristiaa Wcc'dj. lbrx Jim W-jbst3f Got Oil". "dim WebsUr, you are a?etH.;d of being drunk. 1 am very sorry to see you here, but 1 have my duty to perform all tho same," an 1 the recorder looked very hard and .stern. "J'se m'glity sorry to see myself here, jodge. I scarcely cber dr.uks, but jess now I has so much trouble at home. Dar's nulHn but sickness an' gr ef and Mirror, and 1 jess got desper ate. Dar's my two chilluus at home, and one am as bad oil' as de udder. 1 don't know now, jodire, which one ob dein is gwino tor die tust," and .Tim's voice was shaky as he wiped traces of moisture from his eyes. The record -r was visiblv affected. Ifii said .something abmt there being so much mortalitt among the elrld ren, :;.id dually told Webster that in con sideration of li s douiis'.ie alllict;on the charge aga list him was dismissed, dim went out n high glee, followe I by Uncle ios, who aked: 'What pack ob 1 es was ilat you told do reco lor? 1 jess now passe I yore hoU'C, and out in do yard was boi'o yer clullun." "Who said dsr was anything do mat ter wid 'em?" asked .Jim, indinantlv. "You did. 1 licerd von tell deje.ljo dey was gwino tar d.e." "And so dey am gwino tor d e. I said I didn't know which one obdem cbiilun was gwino tor din fust, and no I don't. How kin 1 toll wh eh one am gwino tor die fust? (."way, ole man, yer ought tor be locked up. You is .showing' sit.cious s, mptonis ob being a crank." u Sij'lui'ji. Tito liase of His Helicf. The w.fe of our friend, Deacon II., lias a joke on him that she will not keep to herself, but springs on that loe.g sulVeraig husband at every opportunity. Xot long ago, on ) of that class of pei ipaletic disturljors of family peace, buyers of cast-oil' garments, made a call at the residence ot thu deacon during liia absence, aad his good lady, as a matter of course, mad s a ra'd upon his accumulated wardiobe. Every wife will do that, as lionodiets can "testify, to the.r cost, The dealer in discarded wearing ap parel was inv.ted into tiie house, tho contents of our friend's private closet brought to the light of day, and t he dicker ng commenced. As one article alter another was examined and ap praised, the purchaser kept up a ma iling lire of comment, which kept Mrs. II. anutsud, and she remarked: "You must s.how more respect for those garments, my good man, tor they belong to a deacon." "I thought .so." "And why, pray?" "Well, more especially from the looks of these," holding up a pair of uuinoii t.onablcs. "What is there about those pants that show their wearer to be a deauou?" inquired tho lady, in surprise. "Noth.ng much; only y ou will observe tnat they are a good deal worn in tho seat, and not much m the knees." Don't you think it was mean for a wife to tell such a thing about her hus band? lint she doo. and seemi to en joy it. G'tic ! jo Leiiyer. A Ilitllet in tit3 JSrain. In Hoakwayville, Pa,, a little girl was rcciitly shot in the Imd. tlu bul let actually penetrated thu Inuiu mat ter, and the brain exuded through the aperture. Th : doctors probod to the deptii of three inches in search of the ball. Tor a t.me paral si? Im!1o vud tlio riioture of the brain but gr.tdua'ly it wore away ami at last accounts tho child was in a perfeollv normal condi- i i 'ri... t on except the unhealed opening. The mental fiinot ons seem lo b in no way impaired and no danger has reu!ted from imll'iuiuvU on. Sueii case have been licyrd of before, but they are rare. Only Klve. "Any lo-t children down there?" a.kod a worn au's volo through the telophono of )oliou lieftilqusrtari Uie other day. Ye; ttre of tlioui." wu tUa rljr. "Oaly Hvol J'v loki vHl ti i womUr wlr Uiothw tvo otitt btr , Dtgoit Free I'rtti. .xi.ujmii,xuviiwJOii,iTiii'.LigjpuLi. iu Jim .uj.jtAmm-u.ijjLi.u uaj jatuvr- Mr. Bel. P. Wells Tlutis I O.. Stevens t"o., W.isli. Trrr.. was entirely cured ot rheumatism by the use ot St. .lucntis Oil. Be i-etrti: "I cinisiit.-r it a wmnlpr'nl rem edy Mini will nlas gjie.ik a good word lor it.'" "This Lents me," na when it mu the spoon. the ct retnnrked A rcaNMn serqii" for the Bai tlioUH statue would coat $27iViis3. A patriot at Hoelienter. N. Y., voted six. teen times before his trickery was discov- Architect IM uiintl Lenilie, 410 ?uttcr street, San l'rrtticiseo, Cal., Mates t lint having suffered tor n 1 .n time with a Kovere cough, nn 1 failing to (.litiiln any re lief from dctor ntu) thentriu'rous prepar ations he took, he beenmo alarmed. Tried Het) Star t'on'i Caro, and one bottle oa tiuly curcil him. A Tl in lit Wnaian. Tho most timid woman on record lives on the Knst Side, and her husband is now in I'll lea go on business. She refuses to sleep nlotie, and her youii;cr sister gives the fol low ing account ot tho means employed to avert danger: "She bhuts aad locks the door, and then she holts it at the top and j.uts a chair iigiiiimt. the door knob. Then she puts Hurry's revolver under her pillow, and n. bi' dinner bell on a table nloiu'side the ln-d. Then slio opetm the window mi the neighbors can hear her scream, and keepe tho gna on, full head, all night. Then she gels into lie. I and turns her facrt to the wall and sleeps like a top. I wisdi hoiho thing would happen, just lo see. what hIio would tlo. I know mIihM l- atraid to touch the pistol, and it imi't load vl anyway, and I believe tdie'd be too weak to riug tho bell, much less scream." The infant renton grows apace and calls for one more application of that, good tiietnl. Salvation Mil. which never disap points but always kills pain. Japan boats of a winning fe;h. It has musical males, wo suppose. "One Null Drives Out Auottier,' is a I'riifii saying that tituls exemplillra i'u iii v r.y ono du-c. so will enli-t iluto Unci. K.ranotner ami c...oi one, in m.v many cases. Livenlisease for instance will soon induce blood disorders, throat ail incuts, t-Kin affec'ions and eventually, be en use of impoverished blood, consumption itself, unless, indeed, it be treated in its in ciiieney and early progrosn oy l'r. 1 lerce s "Golden Medical Discovery" which aels as a specihc in these ailments, accomplihhin; a lapid euro by its powerful alterative ac tion upon the great organs of the body. Wi gins snyo New Knglund will havo its turn next when cartlirpiaKcs appear. Young ! middle need men, suffering from nervous debility and Kindled weaknesses, should send ten cents in stamps forlnigu treatise giving successful treatment Woild's Dispensary Medical Association, Uutralo, N. V. Tensions called for fM, 000,000 duriii November. Your Friend. Will Never Tell Yon, but pel haps somebody, who isii t your fiiend, will, Ihatyoiir presence is tendered ollensivo h.v the loul, etui smell l your breath. Kvnry w ord you ut tor, though it be the very echo of wisdom and poetry, (lis custs vonr hearers, and your Ian di is pro ductive of anything but mirth to them. It is a duty you on e, not only lo yourself, but to t-ociet v to removo this cause of offenso. D. Sage's Catarrh lleniedy will heal the dis eased mucous membrane, will bring relief lo yourself and others. Do not hesitate to employ it. At the time of wrro .1,000,000 the emancipation (hero negroes in the United States. )n Not tMii-aet 'f'bnt Cnrler I.lltlo Livnu 1'ii.i.s euro auk headache, often in two hours. Two handled and sity men havo been disc barged from the liroo'.ly a navy yuid. " DON'T PAY A BIGPRICE !" T fi-,-t- l'astor a Yi: tit's sub OO sBllL'T senption to the We-ldy Ami:iiii'4.n Itcitvi, IIomi:. Itochester, N. Y., wmiot T preinium "I he Cheapest and Ilest Veekly in tho World, "S pages, tSioliinins, 3 (! years old. For Oni: Dom.au you l.ave oni: choieo from over l.r0 d.ffen"it ( 'lot h- bound Doi.i.aii Yoi.r.Mi:s, .'!0O to iioo pp., and paper ono yi'ar, post-)aid. Pool; poat iise, Ific. I'i.xtra. fill. 000 bixdfs given away. Among them are: Law Without Lawyers; Family Cyclopedia; Farm Cyclopedia, Furmets' and i-t oekbreeders' fimde; ( om limn .Sense in Poultry Yard; World Cyclo pedia; Dane'son's (Medical) Counselor; Hoys' Useful Pastimes; Five Years llehiru the. Mas); Peoples' If. story of United Statis; Universal History of all Nalionn; Popular Ilistorj Civil War (both sides). Any oni: book nnd jia per, one year, all post-paid, for $1-1" only. Paper alone, 05e. Satisfaction guaranteed an books and Weekly, or money refunded. Reference: lion. C. K. 1'AltsoNS, Mayor Itoelie.str. Sample papers, lie. Ilea M.J oil i: I 'o , I. Id. Without 1'iein. tine a year. ltocheHter.N. Y. Things ara ours that wo may tine them for all, bomotinies that wo may Riicutlco them. For restoring youthful freshness and color to gray hair, use Hall's Htur Renew er. A neglected rough often term' nates fatal ly. Ayer's Cherry I'ectoral affords speedy roller. Austria has tabooed thu poker game. Did Francis Joseph get left on threo aces? A Mr. Johnston, student of Omaha Commercial College, is tilling a luirativa position as book-keeper for A. V, Mur.se. Omaha s leading ineichaut. F. J. StiniHon, "J. S. of Dale," will niaki his homo in Now York this winter. "Coiivmiiplloii fun Im Cured." Dr. J. S. Comiis, 0wi;.iivu.i,i:p Ohio, says: "I havo given Peon's Kmcuiio:. of Cod Liver Oil with Jlypophosphitos to four patients with belter itsuIU than seemed jiossible with any remedy. All wero hered itary niMS of Lung diseases, and advanced to that stago when Coughs, pain in tho client, frequent bleat hing, frequent pitlso, levur nnd Kmnciation. All theso caifos have incieased in we'ght from KltoL'8 lts., and are not now needing any medi cine" In tl.e hands of lovely woman tho cow- hide i mightier than the slipper. rtiourrlon to thu Winter lleno t o I lie. .'io ii tli. Th W.ubnili. St. Louis A I'aclfla Ity. aro now hulling round tup ticleU, good until June lt, 1H7, l Kreatly ieducl rates, to Mobil. New Oileatm, IVimacola. Jack Minvilln, llar Key, and all th principal points in the south. Foi turther informa tion and ticket, call on or writ) F. IS. Uooiw, Ticket Agent, or u. ff. i m.vton, Sorthwe:frii PuMMiiiier Agent, lfioa Far- IIAIU Ktrrit, Olllrtha, Neb. H U ouly littrarjr artbdiivM. that vitit the mwimH i Umviiiim Ui B5iaWiiK.kJwi'as !MU UlH StlScCMI t'e i idy day Moi e t h.'in on li i i t 1 1 1 1 1 . I I I In i I 'i'S I li 1 l ha e ! ri i. Id l a t nioro. Me'.irs. Win. II. 1 J e'lt r r oiij.'i k x , a. ii i'.ul. ,i F.io. ice I ' 1 1 1 w . I A fool wnv to male il.i.dreil tili the truth is to te'l tt ot t - f It sftitctrd wih : o-e 1 i Tl:oinion I.; e v eu i . I i It doesn't fi-o.-r.ro a ra stun t ustalislii .il table. n'l !r. 1nse iUkoII Ii. .'sj liter to con- Crtei' I. ttlci liver fill may well b. termed "I'ei-ti'eti 'll." Th ' r g"iitle iu tii.ii ntid good i fTect on the system, rrittlv inaUo them a perlett little pill. They laso those who use them. Two trains collided near Parker, Dakota, lloth engineers and lireiuesi were killed. Faithfulnes-i i. neiesmiry la nil kinds of work. Especially in tt necensarv, in treat ing a eol.l, to procure the bent remedy, wldeh is Allen 'r Lung llalriuiii. and tal e it faiihtully aicording to divettioiiN, and it will cure a cold every Line and ii.'ent filial resullH. Sold by all drilggiBts at Joe, TiOc and $1.00 a bottle. Poor and aged, mournful Ibll Nye can claim f 100, 000 as his own. 'I'he Com ol Ikhiiimiicc. Abence of know I. 'dee of tho fact that physical and mental nenkiima itidige.,ti,.. Impure blood, n'ld Kick headache can be, averted bv Dr. llarter's Iron Tonic. iut millions of money auiiuilly tor uncertain and uniebablo decoctions. The hoodlum who stand: by a friend ia as a lamp-post, but less useful to a city. Iron Is One ol tlio i:looi'n oii-lttiii'iit. And tho great tonic. Use Cacti. it's Ikon l'u.l.s. A good way to make children tell tho truth is to tell it yourself. TnsTt-.n nv Timu. 1'nr Throat Diseases, Colds and Coughs, Iiiiown's llitoMitiii. Tuikiii.s havo proved their ellleacy by a test of many years. Sold only in bcxes. Price 'J."e. It costs money to advertise, but it cost3 more money not to advertise. Among Hie people of to-day there are few, indeed, w ho have not heard of tho mot its of Prickly Ash Hark and Monies, as a home hold remedy. Teas and drinks have been made of them for centuries, and in hun dreds of families ha ve fm med the sole reli ance in rheumatic and kidney diseases. Pr.ikly Ash llittem now takes tho place of the old system und is more benclicial in all troubles of this nature. If we hope for what wo aro not likely to possess, we act and think in vain. iHoro money for Your l orlt. Improve the good opportunities that aro offered you auilyou will receive more money for your labor, llallett it Co., Pot Hand, Maine, will mail you, free, full informa tion showing how you can tnako from to S'-'5 and upwards a day and he at home, wherever you may bo located. You had better wiito to them at once. A num ber havo mado over Sol) in a day. Ail is new. Capital not required; llallett ,t Co. will start you. Hot Ii sexes; all ages, (irand Hiiceess attends every w other. Send your addicsB at once and see for yourself. An old srhool tloclt mo that tho teacher ! m a tyrant. LTDIAE. riKKIIASl VEGETABLE Wm. Is rt Posltlvo Curo lAyi- rcrrrmj.la ro-vptitata and wetVneifci f MiroamcntocBrlieOfcMldr-tpcJ.oii. It w-IU cur- entirely tho Toret form of Female Cim-r:.ii-T.i, a.l Ovarii tru .sic, Inflammation nnd til circition, TalUi. and DispLaecmpnt, r-nd tUo conce-q-i-it !lrL-iil T.-oaknoij, tua U iirt.oulii'ly adapted to to Chnno cf Lie. It will di-aolvo ni l r-z?cl tunnra froaa tho Uteres in mi early Bt3Rn of development. 1 no tendency tocojefr ous liuiaoiD there 13 oicoked very eptedily Ly ita inc. It r"iiiira f.i!ntno-i, llotnlcnry, dnptrejs rll ernvlrir Tor iiuula.iU, unit i lu n s w, uktuxa of U10 utomnrli. Itcuren Illuutipr;. Iti-mlm lie-, hei ,nm l i o-iratmn. (Icn rrnl Hi hi. ity, Mm. .li iiem, 1cim'kIhi anil Jndiji stion. lliat fedlnt.ir timrlnir iloivn, c.n.sji ( i-ln, m rl.-ht dml liaLva-'lic.Unlnayn iierntanfiilljr cum il Iij- iuone. II will ct nil t Im- 5 met und' rail i lr. umOanrrfl net lu Iiailiiunr Kllhlhnlin.lii.ln.i... l j - ,.H.,hui,iM.IL ,iuMinitjrirjll. I'nr tho eni ofKMnry c miibints ot elllirr ?rr th'i Couiiound u uuiui pa. sd.li, g, bu bultlvj lur Jj. r r,. .Vr - . .. ., " i r .1 t , 1 , ....... . tjrpid:t7-i,rt!io!ivi.i-. a-ieenHnhinni.alldruc'CHta. ......... . .. v.. u . vitiijitiiiiiii, Lfuiuucui h uiia ijrp.u.ty or tuo uvl r, Zt eenli n hux nt &U druccila, I''Ai's''-.''- 5V' '"- -M'isOt. Hf Viv 'ili" -tiv w; , .-"'viC1 vi'-Vi.5",.' i;,C- - 1 -f, u rn PfiRSHV Rll RMi t-i s sm n...i 7 I II lilifr L. IlIUCI It'll I. larttJ BlZL'll um iiii in itioinartet 4unipfnrn Hicu direct by tlii pump without inline ran. JSU urlp hkoIMju Klonr or Table. No Faucet to lkmi.lwnMecoi.tcntsorVauM Hci.'lToirl timt Ao I.cuKiiEe Ao I.mii- fii-iilliiii - Alnolulcly anle. Don't bo JlmubucECd wltli worllilcm Inillatloim. liny tho "Onoil rnoiiuli." Man'I'd.br WIXFIED mW(l. CO ,.,, , wily , , , w UolJ by Fli-tt't'luta llciitcrt Hvei-j-ivlicre. BiiMi.ir:i) it v .ioitisi:ics. DSIEliiriSLS? i:" leveln. cured hy l7r 168 R l$hs? A. Me" .1 iin'a mettini, 'j !,.- 61W1 H UHtJBa ,V,(1 cnmi.it avail Ihrmrrlvea of personal e'te-u'anr' eri liuve home lieMtnriit ap pllatiee ami curnt ve re U for t'U nnlv. bend alauip inr cliriiltin. Zi Broiiilway, New lork. fiiWBSIlP' Moriililun IlHlilt Citreillil 1 I fiSJjfr3 t ii)-l.iT. Noiny till Oure.l. AGENTS WAfiTED li; ti bcoU ever 'unl!ahed Tor terJin CirciiUiaaudriii I. llos it. l'Lll Co. Lhu au Tor Youth's He is t'i g' a'1 t v in w'i r' r uhl with oi 1 1 ii il i s i .1.1. A frown ig t.v intfpoinS it c' for t.ie "hi!. PIS i GDDD $1500 fiui To bssln Iin. Ut In tight Chopttrs-llluttnteiJ. BLSSO BROTHER." A Tj!j of thj PennsyWinla tllnet Fwo IVIillions of People Will Read It. Companion ia published weekly, Frlco, 01.7U a Year. Bpcolinon copies fros. fleaso mention this papor. AddrMi FERRY MASON & CO., 37 Tcirpla Plica, Boston, Maa' vm in r BE5T TONIC. Th! raodlctnn, comb'-dag frnn with pe.ro Vcifeut'le toiile. i.nt. kly nml rnninletely t'lirra lvtt'l-i. Iiiillueillini, rnUne-", I in inn c III ii nil, .tuluriu,l lillls anil IVim, unit NpiirrJKiii. Itisnti uuta lniir remedy for P'.t crises of tho H1i1iip.t and l.lver. It 1 lmn'.untile lor l)Kcre peculiar to Women, and till w ho teed wm ntarj If-ei. lliiix' n;)l tni'i-e the tcf tti.cn iikc ticailaehc.or fniluee eonsupntion tnh-r mi tmfirinrf i(e. Itetinelies Hint purifies the ti'ood, stnnulalci the aptn'tae. nldj the 'se 'ati. n of food, re lieves ilrirtt'ii'-n nml U li htng. und ttrciiKth en the muselen and nones. for Internn tent l'everj. IjusIttuSo, I.act of Energy, Ac , it tnn no equal. ai' "The priiulne has atx-ve trnde marl- nnd crossed ieil l.i'isen wrupier. iuke no other. .,..n,... nuiin.i menu U, HininORK. .in Btar2JjS0 i Tho best nnd surest Uctncily for Cure of ! I all diseases caused by any derangement of jtho Liver, Kitlneyi, Stomach and ltowcU. Dyspcps.'.i, Pick He.nlache, ('onstipatloii. llilinus Complaints nml Malaria of all kinds S yield readily to tho bcucflcctit iullurnce of It is iiltasnnt to tho teste, tones an the system, roitorrs and preserves health. It is purely Vegetable, and cannot full to provo lienetlcinl, both to old and young. An a Iilood Purifier It Is superior to all others. Sold cverywliere.it CI. 00 a bottle. PAYS'lio FREICHT 5 Ton usimi ScrtIrM Iron I, cirri, Siffi lftrtnKi Dimi 1 ie Uckoi auil I'rum Ho it fur Etft-T lilies. le. Kirfri'eprlfllil jjioi cr uuiuspm iun. INIWIA.HTON. N. V. Leadinp Nos. : 14, 0415, 130, 135, 333, 1G1. i-or baio ny all tUatlonors. THE CSTCrtUriOOX STCLL PCM CO., Wors: Camden, N. J. 2Q jvh St Now Yc-k. 100,000 0XK DAY Er.!t Cl'J'V. onii-hl M.Mltl l.,)fr r,iMr'iientni the Wnrl I " Him .e mie in ii-. I i'I.ii'.'i M",la'Hu,i mi tit' leteian; f.ni'Hi MiU.ii Hiei il.l . i Silver lliillar. I'.v enleil In- Allierl. nn Oi n nl.uv nml M. Ilin ill i.Jl. Mmlrd tu un it r.r. t.r, i i'i t-ipt of u i-piii,. Agents W iiiileil. Si Imnl llion ii'hI inliem. STATUli OF LIBERTY M'F'fi CO.. W lli'i lin in St.. New Vor'iC. AGEPITS WAHTED !5,.;,-?,i,,,i"i:,V',.".Wl I'lni.liNi. fi r inn k IrikT llur. dsssts: &J?.-PWt'?M"t. nt I- m i,,iuu .in 1 U I4I.IW, iiiiio. ' tl C? lllfAtlfu- ViTMtV nllmrnercrtlo man prontable eniilovnient lo if len-m ua ill eier loutily PkIuij tiA per month ami cup'ilifi'ii. it n imitilr Sk ui Ita lu-r mont ' larRo r. um.lvlun on sits if prffeneil. OooUi nUplo. -iY otid Liins. Oittntkii.-l nail k-unufi I'rn'. I UVAHUAUU UlLliUWAI:i: CO., UOblON, JLAE3. tvtry omi uu s. imtni hii.-i pal nei ? Cfini P-aftim and V.mI ratarrli 1 - ---- - -f - - - - f ..... u ,..! .i im inn ui ui'lfu. Artlrtcli lei lejei iswwvi tji ill i'i jtf- 1 lQr-lrU. Aiiurem wr.l 11 1'ISY, Oinalia. h'rh. 1 raPlElH IKE-OPIUM JJnlill Pamir a KK&ISIIIyI ' Cured ut llnino. '1'rej.ttm 1 liEF?UxilBt ",,lt oibi nml r.o i'av um titlffl un'il ji u are t.enellteil. 'J'enun l.i n 1 il U Ililiiliinu Kemrily ., J.al'il) rlli-, Ii 5EJH!KE-J,IIJM ""''Il Palnlr-ilr fW'lji c.'Hrc( ul iioino. 'I'reitnient iiLed l.o n. , Ind. IT ," " ... T7 "..""' "P. " riiir.ireticiimrnii.l " '" " -' m"KVen, u. c. K-S'nRlPrT"'1' Hook-keeplns. Ilii.lnrM rJOltflKl I'oiuii l'eniiini'ilp.Ar!'liiiie!le, Short t!lnrt p,c thoruue.i v tauxlit liy null. ( Ireitlai iIrt., UKVAN I'U COI.I.IHil., Itun'rflo, ..V. . rr:Kim5iffi.i.'!Sr2rfiai.Riirerfllcf lesinwi ' KIDDER'S PASTIllES.SS tH n ai in ffcF! Tumor anil I'lrem cured rihn it 0 II G fe P 1-"'A-'-1 . tV.f.'.S1: f .'r.'tU1, fi: ft rCtJTCei nrn nt "tii-n i lie-lie eontril nf tlio he t lUt-it I Oui II e liiYeiitril.no cipinmlt luu, iili'k t 'li'l hilt IHolitiil adure a II. M IlIuh II A Cu,,Onniha, Ni'H. Sfi- to tO 0 day. StmplM worth SI M VW.K Une nut iiiiUfi of" lmr' feet. Writu Brnwotor C? Safety Rein lloltlor Co., Holly, Mlcli. I.KII M. NN, Sol If It. I'm enii. niiixion, Kcnd fur Circular. V. N. U.. Omaha iho Companion xr 2ziiNa! Ma "cd s"&aSx-n2 s 1 vm it Til s 1 l KrB (ik m o mtrnm V. '. ,-l ti -i ..... f - ti . ri nrTt i - - t 1 I.IVSR 1 KIDNEYS end J. 1 i l' V YAl TIIontlVIG- 3fi titif ViiV'.'i i'jiren a.snt j.HS!"V i A i-'i.. In Kfl'on Llkor '5ti'S-. ' ! nn I 'I ned tee.ii.B th- kiE. ai' ii'lr t.i'e.l foeei, irn cl unil i ere reef no new VJ-iX f,,- e I nlifenn tko mind ijtj F.,, ,,,,, ,(c, Uraln t'onrr. L . .-1" SuTtiiii; frrei ecmnlaint fc fc t KTl'. HK-.i'lar tmlieir .el will rlnJ ., on. iunra'0 iron lOHlvii.iiarii'l ;"-,) eir' (' iti a a rlenr. tenl lliir ii'.'," on rremenl ".'ni l nl flilintftletl Inicnn y ml I In tl 1 Tnilir;tr c f th ertpmal. Do noteti .eit---: i' a OmufNAl. AM' HifT, Or. tl.rtTJ'"; LIVFI! PILLR J Cure i .-n.i.ip .. Ion Uier Comnlalnt and Sick I tie 'Ar.C . Hir-ilo IV-i an.1 Jlream uooil Imallii'l on receipt cf lo cei.ti In poitago. n HiRIt1, Ms i:i! io St, lead, n 1 1 1 1 v I I u J llavii In- n I - vi 1 1 1 1 v e-iotit hy (tin eiti?ensi of liivul every luv.n nn.l citj in t ip Lniteil tutea. Mnnelor i ":rr Iih ,i h.iii n .furineil. ti ml wit tlen ,t !'j thmi'.'i-i i n' I'll n !', !" e-'ii te-tify to rut w.'j i ii.rti r ''Ni. ri wmo" Italics WmvA Oil. ri ,Ms no i ri, t oit iur ct iiEoy nii"t:r,M,RM.tiE'3,ur.lA.TP0TII.'.CHE. EAFIACIIE, i:A'.-iit. ciTfliTtit. re-nui', ;-ohz throat, IJtMc rACK.CTHTIUfitEO P0I13. STIFF JOINTS. S?HAi.lS. UFl'ISES. HUI1NS. find Many Other IVns Caused ty Accldenlor Olieaso. Jt isf if,. nml sure, li-n if v.oi k quickly null fieHiini, rjwil i;;tiilm lit-n. Kori-nletiyitrupKWta. 'rice Sue. I li.i ii I ! m irnilei! frinitoever txxly. Mdrcss VVIZAUD 0!L COMPANY, CHICAGO Tim mm TH9HAS Ui ,.r-n IM t. I1 .WTJ.'S 71 IE r B a-vIV: Zt 3 fCUl m V,V All . i"l,nf P.d ll U 5,.. V ELY ;( r? A nr.l th le ,1 nr tlll".l lilt 1 rll ll nn .1 I n ,il tm avreA. nhle tn lite 1'ileo M eti, liy iniitl r u lrii"e!i's. hind for circular. W.Y "JIIIO lllKItS, Orucuuta. Oacjo, V. V. 0MA1 TYPE FOUNDRY NEWSPAPER QUTF5T3 I'll t-iIeticil on Slioi-t I'o (!) I'i-oiu OiiiiiEiu at Oiloano IIVIccm. NEW OR SECOND-HAND GOODS COKUKSrONJMJNOU SOLICITED. OMAHA TYPE FOUNDRY. OmaliB, Neb., 12th and Howard. 'Iho Iil VlilW' CUTDK is lsiueil Kept, mid 3Inrcli, carl i yrnr. Oir 313 tmgea, BkillJa lorlie,vltliover O-.GOL) llliiklrutluns a wiioie i'lcinre uuiirry. G1VCS tVliolciale Irice dtrrtt tn roiMiimrc on all j;ooi!i for prraounl or family use. TclUliuw to order, and f;lve exact cot of eiery tliliiff you in, eat, ill tnlt, tvenr, or Iiuvr foil wltti. Thei.e INVAMTAI1LK i;tl()ItS contain information kUkiiccI frnni tlifi iiinrUetii of tlifl foilil. Wo will mull 11 tooy 1'KKi: to nny ad-drt-ss u;uit rnx-liit of 10 tin. to defray Hicjje of nuitllnrr. Iet tu Iitur from joil, ltteiiectfully, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. L".?7 tV U'iU Wulnvili Atriiuo. Cblcaoo. III. VTSiaCATARHH. it" IICHIHUnCi ASTHMA, NEURALGIA. OuloVIr rtlitrol hy U'lnc CualiuiAii' Slentliol fllli'llei' i I" cuuIii.ii.J 11 vlti i'l utlilo. tatle f Aeiiun irn iiaiiii tii ui- uieiiv rafiinili J. II lkt from li m, iiint lo on. Jin. Vr c W eit. hy mail or at drutfio.t L .i ii i h i mi. leU ..n iiIiuiioii. M.jp. CUUIIMAtl, Tluo fllvora, Mich. l'ACi:, HANDS, FEET, nitll tU.lrliillHrfectloni.lnclinlln Fk. iii vi U turn i t. Jla.rtnil Hmlp, .ir. H. flair, iiiiii .i,iPk iiuiiis i.aiie- I, . 1'rr.Llfi Itnl Kima. Ante. IlUrlc . lle.iln. hfllli, nlllivr unil lilr trvklinriit, lhen.1 k; rdrOKilioltiitmu.olii-iUiioi!. l;f.J,ll,1.v4.(u; r 1IFM PPIf r 1 1 K'Jf.li ll II j i t ? mm - M t V U CREAM OALfS? I nil it iii iu a N o ii. Hy F'Ef,''-" lur Heals !,.,,. .S.fc sondes or rMM i I..I..I. I...II.,. rtN?l VJriSC;rr ? v. W?H rn J