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Always Placid.
Frotrf Ihc Detroit Free I'rcs3.
TIjc receiving clerks behind the desks
at the telogrnph oflicesnrecool, placid
fellows. They take your mcssnRO of
life or death with perfect indifference,
mechanically count the words, and
look u bit bored as they reply:
"It will bo sixty-fivo cents, please."
I had my eye on n certain chap for
several weeks before I humbled his
pride. Ho insulted me. lie insulted
me by softly whispering to himself, as
be counted tbo words in tho following
message:
"Grandmother died last night very
suddenly. How many of you can at
tend funeral?"
When I handed him the message I ex
pected him to exhibitalittiemore emo
tion. Wliilo he could not have been
personally acquainted with mygrand
niother, ho must have suspected that
eho was n nice old lady, and that her
sudden death had greatly overcome
me. Why didn't ho look up with a
bit of sympathy in his eye ana say:
"Too bad!" I know just how you
feel, and I'm sorry for you."
But, no. lie whistled and counted,
made a scratch or two with his pen,
and remarked:
"Three words over seventy cents."
And as ho made change ho told one
of tho boys behind tho counter that
he'd bo if he wasn't going to tho
dog fight that night. Then he picked
up ray dead grandmother dispatch
and banged it on a hook, shoved mo
over some change, and turned away
to resume the perusal of a sporting
paper.
Tho next week I went in with a dis
patch announcing that my grandfa
ther's will hadbeenopencd and that I
came in for $25,000. That man must
have seen by my face that I was high
ly elated. Hang him, he never had
the fifth of that sum, and his salory
had just beencutdown$lOpermonth,
but when ho had read the despatch he
calmly announced:
"Forty cents, and you forgot to dato
it."
And then ho began talking to one of
his fellow clerks about a slugging
match, and how ho won $3 by betting
on the right man. I don't say he
ought to have swung his hat and
cheered over my good fortune, but
why couldn't ho havo extended his
hand and said:
"Eh, old boy? In luck ain't you?
Well, I'm glad on it. Send around tho
cigars and we'll smoke to your good
health."
I mado up my mind when I went
out that I would upset that man's
equanimity or lose a kg. I'd tumblo
him off that pedestal of placidity if
it cost a thousand dollars. I'd upset,
imbalance, and unhinge him or die
trying. I gave him two weeks to re
pent. Itisn'tright to rush a telegraph
man out ot the world on a day's no
tice. I went back ono evening, and I
felt a bit sorry for him as he glanced
up and then let his eyes return to tho
'Police Razette. I knew that his wife
and child were m Ohio on a visit, and
I stepped to tho desk and wrote:
Dctkoit, Juno 0, 1SS5. J. II. Smith,
Columbus, O: Please telegraph us full par
ticulars of tho accident by u-liirh Mra.
Georgo Taylor anil tlimsliter of this city
wcie instantly killed this afternoon.
S. 1
I felt a bit sorry as I handed it in,
not knowing but the man mii;ht faint
dead away asheread tho terrible news.
Still, I had vowed revenge.and I would
not forgo it. He received the dispatch,
whistling softly as was his wont, clat
tered tho point of his pen along tho
words a he counted, and then ho
drawled out:
"A dollar and twenty cents, and
where shall I send tho answer?"
"Did you read that dispatch?" I
asked, after looking.at him for half a
minute.
"Yes."
"Do you know the parties?"
"Yes, sir."
"Isn't vour name George Taylor?"
"Yes, s'ir."
"Aren't tho parties your wifo and
daughter?"
"No, sir. They returned homo this
morning. Hero's your change."
Breath Catching Fire.
Doctor Dcatson in Uritieh Medical Jour
nal. I have thought it right to put on
record the following case, as it seemed
to me to bo ono of some rarity and to
havo some importance from a medico
legal point of view. I cannot do bet
ter than givo the facts in tho words of
the nationt himself, who communicat
ed them to mo by letter. Ho writes
as follows:
"A rather strango thing happened
to myself about a week ago. For a
month or so I was troubled very much
with foul eructations. I had no pain,
but tho smell of the gas which came
from my stomach was disagreeable to
myself and to all who happened to be
In tho room. About a week ago as I
said, I got up in tho morning and light
ed a match to see tho time, and when
I put tho match near my mouth to
blow it out my breath caught fire and
gave a loud crack like the report of a
pistol. I burned my lips and they are
still sore. I got a terrible surprise
and so did my wife, for tho report
awakened her."
From tho above occurrence it would
appear that the conditions known as
"halitosis," or diseased breath, is not
only a source of misery to the suilerer
and those compelled to associato with
him, but may, under certain circum
stances, become a condition of dan
ger to the unfortunate possessor of it.
In tho present instance the gaseous re
sults of the imperfectly digested food
had their atoms of carbon and hydro
u gen so arranged as to givo rise to tho
presence of carbureted hydrogen, tho
inflammable and explosive qualities
of which came into play when mixed
with a due proportion of atmospheric
air in presence of tho unguarded light
of tho burning match. I may aud
that tho patient to whom tho accident
happened is a most intelligent and ob
servant man, and that the diet I pre
scribed for tho indigestion from which
he suffers from timo to time has alco
hol excluded from it, and I know that
my instructions in that respect are
acted noon.
Marrying All Day Long.
"I never saw so much fun in the wed
ding business as I saw down in Bur
lington, X. J., tho other day," said n
Scranton man who had just returned
from that town. "The young people
of Eastern Pennsylvania dislike tho
new marriage law very much, and they
havo mado Burlington a veritable
Gretna Green. Tho average number
of marriages of Pennsylvania couples
has been cloven a day for some tunc
past, and the epidimic appears to be
on the increase. One Sunday not long
ueo thirty couples went there to be,
married. I called at tho house of the
parson who is an old acquaintance of
mine, and ho was so overrun with
work that he asked mo to stay and
see him tio tho young lovers who had
come there across tho river from the
Keystone State. The hall was filled
with waiting couples, and tho minis
ters.'s study and parlor had all they
could hold comfortably. Tiio green
country chops and fellows from tho
villages enjoyed the jam over so much,
and the girls giggled and accepted tho
situation gocd-naturedly. As fast as
one couple were pronounced husband
and wile all the others offered their
congratulations, although in nearly
every case tho parties had never seen
one another before.
"Ono burly young farmer with a
buxom maiden at his Mile blushed when
ho walked through tho crowd to havo
the knot tied. He was told to brace
up and not get excited by the jolly
would-be husbands, and one told him
to keep a stiff upper lip, as the agony
would not last long. When he march
ed out into the hall ho was greeted by
such exclamations as 'Pshaw! it didn't
hurt you half as much as you thought
it would,' and '0, you're all right, if
you did look scared!' Tho much
frightened groom got out oi tho house
as quickly as he could, put his bride
in an open carriage, and started for
Pennsylvania.
"As a general Wig tho girls went
through the trying ordeal much moro
gracefully than tho boys. 'It's our
turn next, Mum, an'don'tyefurgit it,'
a hard-handed chap was heard to
whisper to hisgirl.whena couplestood
up before the minister, and when that
couple had been disposed of and a
certificate mado out the hard-fisted
fellow took a somewhat slender miss
by tho right hand and led her beiorc
tho preacher. 'Git around on t'other
side, Joshua; that ain't the side to
stand on,' said a voice in the audi
ence, and Joshua had to change his
position, which ho did in a very awk
ward way, grinning and coloring up as
he did so. When tho last couple had
been disposed of my ministerial friend
drew a sigh of relief and looked tired.
Ho said he hoped no more Pennsyl
vania ns would bother him in a month.
HoTlad taken in 60 in fees that day.
A Strange Case.
Washington Correspondence Now York
Herald.
Dr. Alexander Y. P. Garnctt, who,
by tho way, was Surgeon General in
tho Confederate service, had one of the
strangest cases brought to his atten
tion that has ever fallen to the lot of
a practising physician in tho capital.
A senator of the United States actual
ly called to bo treated for the swell
head. This is not a mere bit of fun.
The Senator is in a condition corder
ing on rage because of the character
of tho practical joko perpetrated upon
him. As it is, it would oe dangerous.
What appears to distress him most is
that the trick is "a chestnut," and ho
resents tho lack of invention on tho
part of his tormentors. The Senators
generally hang their hats in tho cloak
rooms, but one member of the cham
ber has lately been in the habit of
placing his tall head-covering on a
sofa or one of the mantels. Ho
has not been in office a great
while, and several of tho older
senators havo resented the freedom
with which ho has deported him
self. Two of them folded up some
paper and placed it under ono side of
his hatband. It was not detected.
Again finding the obnoxious tile in the
same place, they added another roll
of newspaper, rendering tho band
much smaller. Then half a dozen
Southern Sanators, who relish a good
thing, were let into the secret. They
stopped tho Senator who was under
tho ban and asked after his health. Ono
conspirator remarked that ho looked
very ill. Another inquired significant
ly if ho had any predisposition to ap
oplexy. Ho grew greatly distressed,
and, at tho advice of ono of the wicked
jokers, came down from Capitol Hill
and consulted Dr. Garnctt. After a
careful examination tho physician
asked tho would-bo patient where ho
felt badly, and ho declared that his
head certainly must havo swelled.
Then tho doctor, recalling tho namo
of tho person who had sent tho new
fmticnt, made an examinotion of the
iat. That cleared up thij mystery.
But the Senator is a very wicked man,
for all that.
An Kleplinnt Kills a Man.
From tho Pall Mull Gazette.
A man named David Watkins has
been killed by an elephant at Abor
daro. For the past two days Bostock
and Wombwell's menagerie has ex
hibited in this town. April 0, the ele
phant Madame Jumbo, only four inch
es less than the renowned Jumbo him
self, was stabled in an enclosure at
tho back of the White Lion Inn.
Some boys managed to get into this
place, and proceeded to feed tho ele
phant wjth biscuits. Others, moro
mischievous, cavotliB animal a supply
of stones. This so angered it that
it attempted to wreck its vengeance on
its tormentors. Tho hoys, however,
managed to escapo over a wall. The
elephant then turned upon Watkins,
an old man of sixty-five, who hnd
been an amused spectotor of tho
proceedings. He, unfortunately, was
unable to make his escape, and tho
elephant seized him with its trunk,
dashed him violently to tho ground,
and then pummelled him severely.
The cries of the old man brought tho
keeper to the spot, but ho was in turn
compelled to seek safety in flight and
obtain assistance. Watkins was
eventually rescued, but ho waB found
to hft tfirriblviuinnul nnt died.
Tlicnlrlcnl In Team.
Some Austin utnnteiir gave a perform
ance of "Hamlet" one day l.ftt week. Gus
Do Smith was lliunlct. Tho day after tho
performance Kosciusko Murpiy met Gun
and asked:
'"How did the performance come off last
night?"'
"Everything did well except old Judgo
Ponnybunker. I'll Ihj dog-goned if he goes
on tho stage with me any more. I'll take
him aud tie him on the railroad track and
let the cars run over him before he shall
piny Ghost to my ltamlut uny more."
"Was he the Ghost ?"
"Yes, and the blooming old idiot stalked
across thoslagewith his spectacle on. You
bet he made a circus of tho whole show. If
ever there was a melancholy Dano 1 was
one. 1 havn't got over it. And the old
graven image says he put on his specs to
add to thcsoleinuity of tho scene." Toxtia
Sittings.
Not iy victor Hug".
He sat in the parlor.
She was similarly indulging.
They had been doing this similarly fot
four mortal hours.
It was 1 1:110 p. m.
He was happy.
She was tired.
He asked it ho might sing.
She said that tho patrol wagon didn't
come out after 11 o'clock.
Then ho turned up his voice and started.
"Ever of thee, I'm fondly dreaming," ho
warbled.
"Why don't you wake up and go home?''
she queried querulously.
He waked up.
Ho went home.
Ho never came back.
Dut another young man took his plnco.
They burn the paternal coal and guB
seven nights per week.
Possibly It is better thus.
Who knows? Merchant Traveller.
A leading citizen of llagerstown, Mil.,
Mr. George W. Harris, had suffered for
some time with facial neuralgia aud tooth
ache, when he tried St. Jacobs Oil. Ho
hays: "It gavouieiiistautnneousreliof, and
I consider it a wonderful remedy."
HIfii'm Coro'H.
Men do wear corsets. Tho reasons for
their doing bo are, however, various. Some
havo had spinal troubles in their earlier
years, have worn somesortof an appliance
for the support of tho back, and on grow
ing up reqi.iro a canvas and whalebone
corset in place of tho brace. Again, corsets
are worn by men to hide some physical
defect. They are used also to advantage
by men a'llieteil with obesity. IVrsoas fol
lowing oul-of-door occupations wear them
ns a protector against sudden changes of
weather. Corsets, of this class, however,
are made of sheepskin. To behove that
the article is ever worn by inuiUiiid as u
means of perfecting their forms, is a mis
take. The contour of a man's physique
can not be beautilied by lacing. Besides
this, the discomfort of breathing to a man
who wears a corset for such a purpose
would be such that he would gladly sacri
fice his personal appearance toease. Now
York Express.
Prof. Chan. P. Williams, Ph. 1)., of Phila
delphia, says there is neither morphia,
opium nor minerals in lied Slur Couglt
Cure. Price, twenty-five cents a bottle.
Tim t.lrl Willi tho Itl I'cet.
Urick Pomelo. 's Democrat for March 13,
in an article on lleieilitary Influence's, in
forms its readers that the girl with the bi;
feet on exit bitiou in a museum in the
llottcry was marked by her mother under
peculiar circumstances. The latter was .
farmers wife, anil she was compelled,
agaiiiKt her own inclinations, to attend
upon a horxe having clephnntisis nr iiimi
strous enlargements of the legs just above
the hoofs. To this she ascribed the
strange formation of her child's feet. Tho
feet are nionsl rositie.s, over six inches wide,
seven inches high, ami nearly twenty inches
long! "J-.ticimed in stockings t hey appear.
says the Democrat, "liko two largi-hauls
choiuied off at the sides. When she wnlK.i
these great weights nro not lifted, but shovo
along as would he feet lailen with heavy
weights." From Dr. Footo's Health
Monthly. .
buy a pair of I.yon'n l'lilrnt Heel StlXcueri;
maues a nooKi.-eiioc iwitc iu unit;.
Flowors that are always falling off
bachelor' buttons, of course.
"WTion Jlaby aa elca, w gve her Caetnrla,
When ahe m a Child, alio critxl for Cantor!,
When ahe Iwcmio Mis, aim clung to CaatnrU,
V.'hflu aha had Children, alio gave Uiout Casloria,
Tho Chinese cook geeso without drawiuj
their uisides.
WlUTKVKit namo or designation (h given
to Fever and Ague or other intermittent
diseases it is safe to say that Malaria or a
disordered stale ol the Ulver is nt fault.
Eliminate tho impurities from the system
and a sure and pr ompt cure is the inline
diate rcBiilt. Prickly Ash Hitters is tho
safest and most effective rotnwly for all
biliary troubles, kidney diseases, and lilto
roiunlaints that lias ever been drought he
fore tho public. A trial is its bust recom
mendation.
Always be dumb to tho inquisltivo, uud
deaf to the (iiarrelsoiuo.
I have your goods, Alulophoros, on my
shelf, and have had lor some time. I hear
only good reports from it among my cus
tomers. A. U. .lepson, druggist, Muskegon,
Mich. A sample of thousands of similar
testimonials to the great rheumatism uud
neuralgia cure.
Pnlti's marriage in England will bo cele
brated nt Swansea on .lube 10.
PATKtVTNutiUiiH'illiy l,nnl-iKjter&On.. At.
toraers, Washington, D.C. E.tM 1861. Adwcttfite.
Happiness consists ill being contented
with what you have.
Senator Shernian'slibniry is well stocked
with standard no vols.
TUe heart Is tho throne of sympathy.
Love is deformed when it is all on one
side.
Hotter Is a dinner of herbs where Invo is,
than astjtlled ox and hatred thurowith.
Faith without charity, like light uJtliou
heat, can give no fruit.
To know who Is making money, read th
names of advertisers.
Give youj sou u trade, rather than a for
tune. Pollteno a is real kindness kindly cx
presied. The CongrcHnionul Keconl coats ovci
Jl-5,000.
A LIBERAL OFFER.
rive Tliousanil Dollars to Any Chnrita-
lite 1 list II tit ion,
Iflt i.'nllliol lie Dune nn It In Mated.
llochcster (N Y. t'nlon ami Aihcrtl'cr.
Friend of Ex-l'roshfont Arthur nro very
much disquieted.
Of course he is not going to diel Ho is in
the hands of a very particular physician.
His doctor does not call It Hright's Dis-
easel No it is stomach disorder that he is
suffering from now, and every few hours he
takes a cold, ami from time to time ttiiitiv
other symptoms are develope.l. These
symptoms the public should know are
really secondary to Height s Disease.
His ph. sieiuns sav that every thing Hint
mcdiftil skill can do tor him is being done.
This is not sol
This case is a prominent ono because the
general is an ex-president; and yet there
are thousands of farmers quietly dying, in
their farm houses, of secondary symptoms
of llright's Disease, called by every other
conceivable name; thousands of -work men,
likewise dying, leaving helpless families;
hundreds of thousands in all walks ol lite
who have sickened, nnd tire likewise dying,
helpless victims of powetless physicians.
Eight years ago a very well known gentle
man was about to enter upon largo com
mercial transactions. His medical adviser
quietly dropped into his olllce ono day and
told his in llil fii t in t clerk that ho would be
dead in three mouths, and that ho otulit, to
settle up his business affairs at once!
That man is alive and well to-day, yet
ho was given up ns incurable with the same
disease that is killing General Arthur!
Our reporter met this gent'einan yester
tlay and in coin ersiilion about tho Gen
eral's case, he said :
"I will give .",000 to any charitable In
stitution in the state ot New York, to be
"designated by the editor ot the New York
"Woild, the editorof the lluffalo News, and
"W. E. Kisselburgh of tho Troy Times, If
"Warner's safe cure, (taken according to
"my directions) which cured me eight
"years ago, cannot euro General Chester A.
"Arthur of llright's disease from which ho
"is sulfeiing."
"Sow I want you to underslnnd," he
sa'd, "that we do not profess to make new
"kidneys, but we do know from personal
"experience, aud from the experience of
"many thousands of similar rases, that wo
"can stop the consumption of tho kidneys.
"Many a man has gone through life with
"one kidney without inconvenience. Thou
"sunds oT people havo lived a majority of
"their life with one lung. They did ti't,
"ha vii a now lung mude. We do not make
"new kidneys, but if the kidney iH not con
"sumed too much wo can stop disease mid
"prolong life if taken in time."
This offer comes from II. II. Warner, pro
prietor ot Warner's safe cure, of this eiiy.
Mr. Warner also said: "My dear sir.
" there tire go c mors, senators, presidential
"cimil dates, members of congress, pronii
"iient men and women nil over tliecoiiulry
"whom 1 personally know have been cured
"of disease, snail as General Arthur suffers
"from, by our Warner's safe cure, but
"ow ing to tho circles in which they move
"they do not care to givo public lent!
"loou'al to the fact."
Mr. Warner is interested in General Ar-
I thur's case because ho is personally no-
pmiuted with linn and he says that it is a
shaiiio that any man should beallowod to
die under the operation of old-fashioned
powerful cathartics, which ha vo no curative
effects, rather than that a modern, con
ceded specillc for kidney disease whose
worth is acknowledged world-wido, should
wivu him.
'Ilf you doubt tho ellleacy of Warner's
safe cure," sny the proprietors, "ask your
friends aud neighbors about it. This is
a.king but little. They can tell you all you
wihI to know."
"Wo have kept a standing offer before tho
ipilhlic for four years." says Mr. Warner,
'(that wo will givo So, 000 to any person
who can successfully dispute tho genuine
ncss, so far as wo know, ol the testimonials
ai? publish, and none havo done it."
Were General Arthur a poor man, unable
tvbo left "in the hands of his physician,"
. would use that great remedy, as many
thousands of others have done, nnd get
well. How absurd then for people to suy
tluitovorvthiug that can bo done is hciuu
done for the ex-presidont, when tho one
successful romedy in tho world that hits
.cured, or that can cure a case like his, has
iKKibcen used by thoni.
Knell of the hands on thehouso of purlin
incut (Loudon) weighs 100 pounds.
Lurk -vot'it htaiii.i: noon beforo your
hiwso w stolen. Itoot out disease before
it gets a, vital hold, and tho system lie
comes fatally weakened. Promptly nl-
ti.tjlc all diseases with Du. W.u.Ki:it's Vi:u:
Titui.i: Vlni:ah IJittciis, ami attack them
Isiforo yu find yourself coullued to your
txrfl, every square inch of your body throb
bing with pain, and so weak you are una
ble to more hand or foot,
R takes 800 full blown roses to inako a
lahlcspoonfill of perfume,
During the war, Dr. Lloyd, of Ohio, from
exposure eouUiietcd consumption. He
says: "I liuvo no liesitn ton in saying that
it uiu'. by the iiive of Allen's Lung llalsnui
that lam now tdive and enjoying perfect
health." Don't eiperimoiit with new ami
untrlui medicines, if you have a cough or
cold, take at oncu Allen's Lung Hulsuiu.
GirU u their gigglehood are eloping, In
some sections of tho ciut.
Every ervoim nersoii should try Carter's
Little NEUVE Pills, They are iiiado spe
cially loruwrvous and dyspeptic man and
wouien, iiiidiiie just the medicine needed
by all pefsoiiM who, from any cause, do
not sleep wall, or who fall to gel proper
stiengtli from their food. Cases of weak
stomach, indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
and sick hoaducho, &c, readily yield lo the
use of tho Little Nerve Pills, particularly if
combined with Carter's Little Liver Pills.
Jn vials tit cents.
The key-note of rood breeding Is "IJ
natural." ,
A 3IOST I.IIU'.lt.VI, OI'IT.Itt
Tin: Voi.T.iif IIiilt Co. Marshall, Mich.
offer to send thoirColebrnlI Voltaic Hki.th
Tiuid Electric Appliances on thirty days'
trial to uny mini illlirtl tilth Nervous De
bility, Loss of Vitality, Manhood, Ac. Il
lustrated pamphlet i.v hk.w.uii k.nvki.oi'k
with full piirtiitilniK, muiUd free. Write
tliuni at once.
'I he first lanipentnee agitation in the
United States occunrri In 100'-', ut OiIjiii,
1- I.
"That Miss Jones is n ntce-looklne girl,
Isn't she?"
"Yes, and dio'd bo the belle of tho town
if it wasn't for one thing."
"What's that"
' She has catarrh so bad it is utiplcnrnnt
to be licit r her. She has tried n dozen
th'iig- uud nothing helps her. I am sorry,
lor I liko her, but t lint doesn't innke II niiv
less disagreeable forono to be nrnuud her.
Now II she had used Dr. Sue s ( ntiirrh
Ileineilv, there would have been nothing of
the kirn) said, for it will cure catarrh every
time.
Samuel .I.Tilden made $1,L0,000 otttof
a Luke Superior iron mine.
Ilurllloldl's Mntoe ot' "Liberty till
ll.litriiliiU ll' World''
will be n reminder of personal liberty tor
ages to come. On just as sure a founda
tion has Dr. Pieiee s "Uoldon .Medical Dis
covery" been placed, and it will stand
through the cycles of tune ns a monument
to the physical cmauciimtinn of thou
sands, who by its use have been relieved
from consumption, consumptive night-
sweats, bronchitis, roughs, spitting of
blood, weak lungs, and other throat and
lung affections.
Francis Murphy has made 11,000 tem
perance converts in Tillln, Ohio.
Nervous debility, preuinturede
cline of power in either sex, speedily and
perinanently cured. Large book, 10 cents
in stamps. World's Dispensary Medical
Association, 0U3 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The country is now spending moro than
$l,000,000n year on base ball.
If a niiipli ill' tiirln tour lccp. Ukc l'Uo'i Cure for
CoiiMinilUloii mid rest well.
The origin of conscience is enshrouded in
impenetrable mist cry.
lie merciful to dumb nulnials. TTenl
till ojiou sores and cuts Willi Stewart's
Ilo-ilug Powder, 16 and 50 cents a box.
To loso your own health, "drink hearty"
to other people's.
"I WISH I could nnd omctlilng UuitwotiM
mre gull" mid prevent the linlr (liming In while."
t nn exiin-Kslon frenifiitlv lieuril. rto.lnurjr
Cnrholiaiilto will ulwnys do It. bold by Wrug
giaU at W emta and MAK1.
Umbrellas with windows in tho top are
the latest novelty.
Cannot be washed off. The color produced
by lliickingham's Dye for tho Whiskers.
As an antidote for malarial disorders,
Ayer's Ague. Cure has no equal. It never
fails.
Itirds, blossoms, balmy brecr.es, blend
beautifully.
Defers firo Dangerous
Tlic tlmclu take a mcdtrlne In wlicn nature istvea
her nut warnhiB. That tired fcellnit U often the
lorerunner of i-crleuji dh-ciie, wlilrh m.iy bo wnnlcd
oft If you attend n jmiisclf tn time. Don't unit till
yuurnyotemlt nil r.in down nnd you are otjlhasd to
ktop ork.liui tnkc Hood fcm a mi tits tio-. ltwlll
purify, vllallre and enilcli sour lilood, create an np-
pcilio mi'l nine Hie digestive uri?ns, cure lieniluclie,
lillluuMH-M nnd 1 spepsla, rouo and legiilnlo tlie
liver uud Lldncjr, and kIvo utruulli to tlio wliule
body.
"I have urcn tho value of Hood's Snrsnrarllla In
us' In tlio MiiciucliusiMta Stute Prison, unci have alto
used It In my family vvltli perfect s.i lifartlon. Wc
believe ll lo be everything Unit I claimed tor It "
A. W. Kkkxk, deputy warden, State Prison, diaries-
low n, Miisit.
"Having been ndlletrd with a romnllca'lon of dts
mdiTK, the rieull of Im u c blood, I took Hood's Sar-
napnrllla, and the result fti perfectly satisfactory."
Mkm. .1. lUnio.v, New Haven, Ut.
hood's Sarsaparilla
Bold by an druggist, lit sin for V. Propured only
by C.I. HOOD & (JO, Aputliecarlos. Lowell, Usji.
IOO Doses One Dollar.
The best nnd surest Jtcmedy for Cnro of J
all discuses cnused by any derangement of
tho IJver, Kidneys, Stomach nnil Ilowels.
Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Constipation,
bilious Complaints and Jlulariaof nil kinds
yield readily to the hcucflccut influence of
It In pleasant to tho taste, tones np the
system, restores and preserves health.
It Is purely Vegetable, and cannot fall to
prove beneficial, both to old nnd young;.
Ax a It I ood I'urlller it Is superior to alt
others. Sold everywhere at SI. 00 u bottle.
f the Fo1itIMc nJ JelTfrBODvlMa Ferrr Co., Mr. J. 0.
borit, who Uvcicn Wtll hi., JtflerionvlUe, Jud., mttoni
emHjr from NeirnltfU lu th fore, od ai tiulcklj
uriM bjr ATHL0 PlfOROS. Ttii U tUonlr tw 4
a4 rrraedr lor Mm rlla. iik vour drujul'L for Attilo
I'horoi, If jog cat liot get It of film do noi try wmnhlut
tine, butoMer More from ut, We will tvui U eipren
jj.t J on r;l't of price, $ 1 ,00 !r Uitlle.
ATJIL0PJI0R0S CO.. 112 Wall 8t.,Kevr York.
IlAlilt, f)nlrktr and rntt
ly curedat home Correspondence
solicited and Jree Iriul of cure sent
honesilnvrst'gators. Tub llusim
11
ItsuKUT Lunvi.nr, Lafayette, lua.
"ELEGRAPHY
V ulcntlliu I ll os.
I in ii line and
I ay. f-itiisl uus
Jti.etllne. "Nik.
tain good
turnlshed
for Infants
opp
"OMtorlsslaiM-ellaoUptaidtocUldrcnthiit I Caatorl cures Colic, Conrtlpatlon,
t recommend It u superior to any prescription I Bour Stomach, Dlarrhaa, KrucUitlon,
known to me." IL A. AJtcntit, JI. D., I KmiS' C'VM a romote U'
W Bo. 0orU Bt, Uroojrn, N. Y. without Injurious medication.
i Tm CctTica Co-pamy, ISi Fulton Btreet. N. Y.
1 SLICKER
Tv r -. TbriJHIiBiNU8tl(aJBIswsrTstsdwsUnroof, and will p M dry la
Rtn . 1 the ksrdi.l slona. Th n.w ruMIIKL nUt'sUB Is a rl rWl.c cost. aa4
WJSh BTJ Da. VI V csfsrslUrnllrsssdlls. Hawsresllmllstloas. Woys ftniilas wnkoirt s'flrt
J 'II Dai litaod" tradt-i.aia, lllsstislnl Catstm tise. J. Tewir. BoalxM. Mi .
BROWN'S
IRON
BITTERS
WILL CURE
HEADACHE
INDIGESTION
BILIOUSNESS
DYSPEPSIA
NERVOUS PROSTRATION
MALARIA
CHILLS and "FEVERS
TIRED FEELING
GENERAL DEBILITY
PAIN in the BACK & SIDES
IMPURE BLOOD
CONSTIPATION
FEMALE INFIRMITIES
RHEUMATISM
NEURALGIA
KIDNEY AND LIVER
TROUBLES
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS
The Genuine lis Trade Mark and crtmed Hed
Lines on wrapper.
TAKI2 NO OTHER.
DROPSY
TREATED FUEE.
DR. H. H. GREEN,
A SjirclnlUt for I-lovni Yenrs Vnat,
Ila treated llropsr andlt compile i" n with th
ml wonderful surrraii uses vive' able remedies,
rutlrrlr tiarml-s. Itrnmie all symptoms of dropsy
In ulilit M twentr duv. ,
Cure patients pronounced hopeless, bjr the belt of
plivalclan. , ,, ..
from the first dote thn symptom rapidly dl
rear, am! In ten days at lean two third uf tar. symp
tom are renioTfd. ....
Some mxrery humbuc without knowing anrlhlng
shout It. It 'member It doe nit cost ou anything
to lesllre Hie merit of hit treatment fur yourself
I am ciiitulty eiirbi cacs of long stun iw,raca
that have been tappe I a number of tlm. and tho
patient deflated unabln to live a wir't. tihefull
hliory of eato Niunu si-j, h iw long tll I eJ, how
badly swiilen an I where. Is bowel eoilve, have leg!
titirsteil and dripped water. Send f or froe pa npblet,
ronta nlng testimonial, quesll jus, etc.
in ii-iv treittiiiiMif furnMie.l free by mall.
l'pllepsy Ills positively cured.
If order lrll. sond7conts In stamp tnny ivxtaio.
II II (IIIKKN-, M. !.,
M Jones Avenue, Atlanta, (is.
IFPAGE'S
GLUES
t Tk.-iI iiv tin. iALiiinnulncturers
ano ineciiiinii-s in um vtonn.
I'ulhnnii 1'alace, Car (!o.. Mason
& I .i 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Oman Al'lauoi'o.
Ac , fur all kitull nt fine irnrk.
At the New Orleans I.xposl
tlon, joints mado with It en
tin reel n testimj strain of over
6600 Pounds
TO A KQUAISR INCH.
Prnnottnctl $trvmfat tituthtuHm
TWO GOLD MEDALS,
loi.htn. Xrit (lrln IStt.
1 1 vni I nli.il li rilw tint L Mn it
lend iilrnrd and bV. no' inea for samnluc nirftRR.
UUSSI1 CKlIK.Vr CO., U!oueclsr,m.
When I iiv nil a i 1111 nut mpsn niflrsW tn stnn lllenl Itir
a time aud tlitui liavo tlivni leturn auittii, 1 uitau a rsdt
cal euro. I lisva inmln thn illvmo ut 1'ITS. IM-II.KrsV
or mi.I.INU SICKMirHiv lir luni; stuily. 1 arrant my
remedy to euro llin worst eases llocau others hsvu
falle.1 fs no reason for imt now rsrslrhttf ileum, ftwdat
once for n truatlse and a 1'rro llntiln of my Infallible)
remedy, aire Cipro und l'u.t Ortlce. 11 custs yoa
Uotblur fir a trial, and 1 will eur Jim.
Xddross Ut, , It. 0. HOOT, lu 1'carlBt., New York.
JOSEPH GILLOTTS
COLD MEDAL PARIS EXP0SITION-1B78.
THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS
I'lso'a Remedy for Catarrh I th
Unit, Kualeat to Use, nnd Cheapest.
Headac-lie, Hay J'erer, lc M cents.
STJIfVSA CURED n
i tlertnuil Astlinin Cue ntifr autu sirs!
immrUut rflUlo Ibe worst Cains, luiuris eom.l
tiorUDis sleep i eaecti t-ures wners sn otners ran, aw
frfoj convlnrt h mim( a fvlical. Pries fiOfts sndl
Bl. 01), of Drusihta nrhrioall, Saiupla fit 111', fori
tamp. Jilt. II. hOMII'I'MA.V. M. I'uul, Mlnn.l
Moriililno ll'ihlt Cured lu 1(1
tu'-'ilil.iys. Noti.iy till Curoil.
Ku J, briciMa.Nt, I.eu-iuou. uuto.
and Morphine Habit 4'nrrd In 10 to
rtOil.iv.i. ltiffr ! 1IHK1 lHtlintri.nt-Ml
ii In J1 parts Dr, Marsh, Quincy.MUh.
and Children.
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Miumui h ? m
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W. n. r. o an tn - :ii!i -2;i.