The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918, May 29, 1886, Image 7

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Services of Henry Smith.
There uro always several letters awaiting
Speaker Carlisle's eye, which slimy him
completely soins pcoplu are willing to
make use ot the public nervnnts of the
country. Thcsa letters are communica
tions requesting the speaker to decide
foruo parliamentary point which is troub
ling some organization. Occasionally n
debating club gets all torn up over some
thing in Cnshing's Manual and arco to
reler the Eottlciuent ot the whole dispute
to the speaker of the Lous of representa
tive. Mr. Carlisle usually hands all such
letters to Mr. Ilanry II. Smith, the journal
clerk and author ot the book of 500 pages
containing tho manual nud digist, and
rules and practices of the house. Mr.
Smith is what tho boys call a "parlia
mentary shark." lie sits in front of tho
speaker's desk and follows the course of
tho legislation more closely than any mem
ber upon the floor. When the house is in
a tangle, and a dozen men aro upon thoir
leot making this or that parliamentary in
quiry, Harry Smith is tho coolest man
there. Not only docs ho know tho proper
rulings, but his fingers fly over tho leaves
of tho rererenco book, and in half a min
ute tho speaker has beforo him all tho pre
cedents by which ho can justify his posi
tion. Now York Telegram.
Slie f.ot Acquainted.
"Hold on to tho young man 5n front,"
saidayoung lady's escort, as they seated
themselves on tho toboggan. "But I don't
know him." "Well, take hold of him and
get acquainted." "Sir!" unid tho Puritan
ical miss, with an offended look. Her
escort chuckled nnd dropped tho convcrsa
tion. Tho toboggan started. "Oh, myl"
squealed tho nervous young lady, taking
a very light hold of tho blouso of thoyoung
man in front. Tho escort chuckled a little
moro and tho toboggan How faster. As tho
filed struck tho level tho young lndy bobbed
into tho air. Slio threw her nrms around
tho neck of the young man in front nnd
clung to him like a well licked postage
stamp to a letter. When tho toboggan
enme to a standstill tho young lady was
still tightly clasping tho stranger. "Well,
did you get acquainted?" inquired the
escort, with a grin. "You horrid thing!
was her only answer.
WIno Deteriorate.
Ono by ono tho ancient myths depart.
The old notion that wino improves by nge
it seems is a humbug. Ono Winkleman, n
German chemist, has been experimenting
on tho subject, and says thcro is an ago at
which all wines, including tho very best
censo to bo wholesome. He ordered sonic
of tho famous llremen Rathskeller, Itudcs
heiiner Rose, 1C52, and Jlocheimer Apostel,
172G, highly recommended for the modi
cinal value, and found that they were do
ficient in natural glycerine nnd contained
ns much acid as the cheapest now wines in
poor seasons, so that they were positively
injurious to health.
That Tired FesSing
Is to cencrsl at tills tenson flint everyone knos
what I meant by the c.pretlon. A clunpc of ca
sou, cllufalc, or of life, ha such a depreInz effect
upontlie body that one feels all tired out, almost
completely prostrated, the appetite Is lost, and there.
Is no ambition to do anything. The whole tendency
of t lid tyslcni la downward. In this condition lined i
Snr.-npaillla Is Just the medicine needed. It purines
the blood, tharpens tho appetite, overcome tlio
tired feeling, and Invigorates ccry fuuc:lou of the
body. TrylU
"Ineyertook any medicine that did nicsomueli
pood In so short a time as Hood's S.irsnpailll.i. 1
vf very much run down, hal uastrens.li, D". eneisy
and felt very tired all the time. 1 eo nmenecd taking
Hood's Sarsaparllla, and beforo I had used one bot
tle felt like a different person. That extreme, tired
feeling has cone, my appetite returned, an 1 It toned
me up generally. My brother and mi ci havc l o
received great bcneOt from 1L" Cliisa W. Pillars,
Shirley, Mass.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Fold by drngclst. tli six for 3. Prepared only
by C. 1. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
(00 Doses One Dollar
iriS A PURELY VEGETABLE PREPARATION
-niA'Wii, . nam- v.
PRICKLY jpr,chlYASH!
5ENNA-WJVNDRAKE-BUCHU
ANDOTrltfl E3,UAUYCfriCIENTRWtOICS
It has stood the Test of Years.
in uurmg an Diseases oitue
BLOOD, LIVER, STOM
ACII, KIDNEYS.BOW
ELS, &c. ItPuriflesthe
Blood, Invigorates and
uicanaes tne ay item.
DYSrEPSIA.CONSTI
PATION, JAUNDICE,
SICKHE AD ACHE, BIL
IOUBCOMPLAINTS.&c disappear at once on dor
its beneScial influence.
CURES
MiDISEASESDFTHE
LIVER
KIDNEYS
STOMACH
AND
It is purely a Jledicino
as its cathartic proper
ties forbids its uso as a
beverage. It is pleas
ant to tne taste, and as
easily taken by child
ren as adults.
PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO
Bolo Proprietors,
St.Louis and Kansas Citt
BOWELS.
AliDRUGGISTS
PRICElOOLLAR
Survival of the Fittest.!
A PAilllT JIF.DItIXE THAT IMS HEALED!
ltlLUOXS Dl'UIXO 35 lEAIfSJ
I A BAUf FOll l.VUItY WOCXD OF
MAIV AAI JIHAbTt
The Oldest & Best Liniment
EVWl MADE IN AMERICA. .
SALES LARGERTHAN EVER,
The) MftT-tonn Mliafnnrs T.lnlmnf Ttnal
!i, Y. .. "T ------ ---a
luccii Known icir more ti'Hii tniiiv-uvi
f ji-ars a mo oen or un Liniments, ion
Man unil Henst, Its aks to-durair.
lRiRr Uiau cvor. It cuiea wlien ni l
I others full, anil nenctintHa.aL.hi tpmi..
ami muscu-, to tlio very lcae. fiolUH
joivrywucre.
O
1 BITTERS
The Veracious Senator Camden's
Voracious Alligator.
Wnshinjton Letter to Haltimoro ller.tlil.
Senator Camden, of West Virginia,
has just returned from a brief sojourn
in Florida, wlnther he wont to seek re
lief from Senatorial overwork. He is
chock-full of stories about the adven
tures he had in tho land of ornnne
blossoms. "Ono day," said he, "I
went out huntinc alone. Uf course
I'm not tho man to brag about my
skill as a hunter, but, between you
and me, I'm no slouch with a gun
After killing a few deer, ono or two
bears, thirty or forty squirrels, and a
dozen or so wild turkeys, I concluded
to return to tho hotel. It was still
early, but I was tired packing round
my load of game. I was goinq along
tho bank of a cre2k, and coming across
a friendly log I thought 1 would sit
down and rest. I laid my rifle and
game down by tho log and took a seat.
1 had a lunch of cold chicken in my
haversack. I had breakfasted al day
light, and was pretty hungry. So" I
took out the chicken and began to eat.
When I had finished my repast I took
tho pocket-knife I had been using to
cut the chicken and drove the blade
into the log, intending to let it rest
there until I could get out my pocket
handkerchief and wipe my hands.
lint, great scot! You ought to have
seen that log! It was tho most sensi
tive log I oversaw. When I drove my
knife into it, quicker than lightning, it
humped itself like a bucking mule and
gave me a flap with its little end that
sent mo sprawling about thirty fret
away. Blame my buttons if that log
wasn t a I' joncla alligator twenty-eigth
feet long, with a tail like a cross-cut
saw and teeth as sharp and long as
tusks of a boar.
"When I scrambled to my feet and
looked at the log I mean "the alliga
torthere it was, standing rampant
on its feet, with eyes glaring and its
teeth grinding savagely together. I
dared not run, for I was told never to
run from an alligator, as he would bo
sure to pursue and overtake me. So
I stood transfixed to thespot. What
did the alligator tto? Keeping his gazo
fixed steadily upon me, ho deliberately
backed to where my pile of gamo lay
and pitched in. First ho ato up the
heart
then tho deer, binackini: his
chops liko a regulation boarding
house hash-eater, he then turned on
the squirrels and wild turkeys, and
when he got chrough there wasn't a
hair or feather to bo seen. I'll under
take to say that no alligator
ever beforo had such a rare- banquet.
How the alligator held all that feed I
don't understand, but ho did. When
he got through there wasn't a thine
left but my ride, and ho noseyed
around that for several seconds as if
he intended to eat it too, but he didn't.
What did ho do then? Well, sir, that
alligator deliberately turned his tail
to tho bank, and keeping his oyo on
me, backed to the edge. Then, with a
snort and a bellow, he plunged, tail
foremost, into tho water. 1 got to
my rifle in the fraction of a second,
rushed to the edge and looked down.
I was panting for revenge, but I
couldn't seo anything except a suc
cession of waves impelling each other
toward the other shore. The alligator
was at tho bottom of tho stream. I
stayed there an hour watching lor
him, but ho was too sharp to conio to
the surface. I bet you he's got that
knife of mino sticking in his back vet.
for I drove it in pretty deep. You seo
tho alligator was sound asleep when I
was sitting on him, but sticking tho
knife in him woke him up."
Queer Prayers.
From tlio IJoslon Record.
The modern rago for abbreviations,
especially in the names of societies, was
strikingly exemplified at a certain
women's prayer meeting. Ono of the
sisters, who is very much interested in
the Woman's Christian Temperance
Union, tho Woman's Foreign Mission
ary Society, and tho Woman's Edu
cational and Industrial Union, prayed
fervently, with a charming certainty
that she would bo understood:
0 Lrrd, bless the W. 0. T. U and
the V. 1 M S., tho W. II. .M. S and
tho W. E, audi. U!"
"When I hear stories of odd prayers,"
said a certain colonel, on hearing tho
ono just told, "I always think of one
I heard offered by an old darkey down
on Ship Island during tho war. Ho
prayed, "O Lord, ranshaek tho worl'
all ober on a white horso and gib us
all charity liko bounding brass and
a simplo tingle!"
A distinguished Boston divine
preached a few Sundays ago for a
cousin who is pastor lor a church for
ty miles out in tho country. 1 lis rela
tive was somewhat flurried by tho
presence of tho city minister, and in
tho opening prayer, with which hopro
faced the other's sermon, hoprayetl:
"Help thy servant who is to speak
to us to-day. Without Thee help
him for " He stopped, tried to col
lect himself.and finished, "for, 0 Lord,
he can't do much, anyway!"
Tho pastor of a south end church
called on a bereaved widow of his con
gregation and began consoling her with
scripturo texts. Her husband had
long been an invalid, and tho minis
ter's selections boro on tho rest into
which ho had entered.
"Yes," she sighed, "and thero is ono
beautiful verse in tho Psalms that
anplies to mo that I think of so much:
'Othello's occupation is gone!"
Au Enthusiastic Dry Goods mer
chant on tho Honesty of Wom
en. Now York Star: "Do women embez
zlo?" No, thoy don't," replied a dry
goods merchant. Inovor know a wom
an who handled other peoplo's money
to steal a cent. I have employed
women as cashiors for years. They
are quicker at making change than
men; they will dotoct counterfeit mon
ey quicker; thoy keep their cash ac
counts clearer, and don't want to run
the whole store ns men do. They niv
almost invariably honest. I lyive
heard of young women as clerks who
have pilfered small articles collars
and handkerchiefs but the ease are
rare. Most sales-women and cashiers
live at home, and that's the secret of
it all. They keep out of the streets
nights, nnd from questional)!.; places
of amusement. .Many belong to good
families and to churches. They aro m
every sense respectable.
"Newspapers nowadays aro full of
wicked enibozzlonionts. Hank presi
dents run away with fortunes, wreck
homes, families, lives, reputations and
public institutions. Cashiers gamble,
steal, forge, abscond, speculate and
use money entrusted to them by poor
working people. They lie. dissemble,
deceive, and finally rob tho directors
of corporations employing them but
women do not steal. Look at tho sui
cides, caused by these breaches of
trust! See tho beggars these sleek
toncued villians have made but wom
en do not embezzle.
Curious Facts.
From tho Montreal Stnr.
Not a single case of hydrophobia
has occurred in Uerlin for three years.
Every dog in that city, however, is
muzzled.
A German observer has found that
cows milked three times a day give
much more milk than when milked
twice only, and the proportion of fat
is the same in both cases.
Tho marquis of Lome, known to al
most everybody, of course, as ono of
the sons-in-law of the Hritish. queen,
dips his private pen into an ink bot
tle made out ot a hool ot i.ord Uivc s
Crimean charger.
In the United States, with an
estimated Jewish population of nearly
500,000, thero is not a single .lewish
member of congress. In England no
fewer than seven Jews have been
elected members of the house of com
mons.
In several villages of the Yiatk
province in Uussia tho peasants man
tifacturo wooden watches, which work
steatiiiy, though they do not keep
very accurate time. All parts Of tho
watch aro ot wood, except the axles
which aro of horn.
Each pheasant that is shot in En
glish parks and preserves costs its
breeder, it is estimated, a sum of at
least three shillings. During some
seasons so many ot these birds are
placed on tho market that thoy have
to he sold at the same price as do
niestic poultry in order to got rid of
them.
Certain portions of New Mexico
abound in petrifications of various
kinds. J t is no uncommon sight to
see trees three feet in diameter and
fifty feet long, petrified and often
crystallized. The crystals red, yel
low, black or white aro often very
beautiful, and would mako handsome
ornaments for eastern parlors.
'In the ordinal y healthy lung,
says ui: Lurtis, "perhaps even
in persons who have a con
sumptiyo heredity, tho germ which
causes tho break-down of tho lun;
may not bo able to make an imprcs
sion; out a the physical integrity is
destroyed by poor food or anv debil
Hating uilluence. or bv a cold, then
the germ is able to get in its work,
and to multiply and produce its kind,
and to fill the lungs with tubercles."
Tho Fuegians are the lowest human
beings in the scale of existence. Thet.'
langua'o contains no word lor any
number above three; they aro unable
to distinguish one color from another:
thoy have no religion and no funeral
rites, and they possess neither chiefs
nor slaves. Their only weapons aro
oono-pomted spears, and, as they
grow neither fruits nor vegetables,
and their country is naturally
barren, they aro obliged to live
entirely on animal food. Even
these savages possess, however,
some social virtues. Thoy are not
cannibals; thoy ill treat neither the
women nor tho old, and they aro mo
nogamous. An extraordinary colored man lmc
been lately attracting attention, lie
claims to havo two hearts,oiiooneach
side of his lungs, and from the pulsa
tions on each side of the hotly, a good
many believe his assertions. Ho has
also two sets of ribs, ono over theot ti
er and both moveable. Endowed with
more organs than tho ordinary run of
mortals, he appears to be gifted with
almost superhuman strength, as lie
can lift 1)00 pounds weight with one
hand, and can bend a rod of iron,
three-quarters of an inch thick, by
striking it on his bare arm, and two
strong men could not bend tho iron
into its original shape.
Moved to Penitential Tears.
Chicago Ilair.bler: "John!"
"Yes, dear."
"Do j on remember coming home
last night and asking mo to throw you
an assorted lot of key holes out of tho
window, so that you might find one
largo aim sieauy enough to got you
latch-key in:
"Yes, dear."
"And do you remember tho night
neioro now you asked mo to come
down and hold tho stone steps btill
enough for you to step on?"
"Yes. dear."
"And tho night beforo that how you
tried to jump into tho bed as it pass
ed your corner of tho room?"
"Yos. dear."
"And still anothor night when you
carefully explained to mo thatnoiiian
was intoxicated as lonji as ho could lie
down without holding-on, and then
attempted to go to bed on a perpen
dicular wall?"
"Yes, dear."
"John, do you realize thatyouhave
come homo sober but two nights in
tho past week?"
"Havo I, dear?"
"That's all; and you ought to be
ashamed of yourself, too. Tho idea
ot a man of your ago , Hut, John,
why, you're crying. Ti.ero,thore,doar,
I didn't mean to bo too severe. After
all, you did como homo sober two
nights."
A'oa, that's what makes mo feel so
bad. 'i And then tho meeting ad-
j turned."
Howcti's Itti.l.set. Fort l'luin, X. Y., tor
Mnrdi, 18S0, biivh: In tlio imiHilici!y of
miHliiiiu's !iuvtl upon tho market, it N
(tolin't imrs (lilliru'l to (list inuiHli Urt tM-oil
tlio iiH-nloi imiH mid tin- Hortlilrpw. Thru'
tiro nt lent I ti excelli'iit re metlU's idt'ly
tlisc'il, the I'llicit'iicy ot which uro iinqotM
tioiml. Wo refer to St. Jncoba Oil and KiM
Star Cotisli Cure.
l'lirli II mi It stit I is (.
Xews from ucron tlio Atlantic tells how
tho fnmotiH horse-ehestntlt in the gulden ot
tho Ttiileries did not como out on Maiili
20 thin Hirini. In vnin people looked tor
leaven or Initio, tho ex n spent tine cold
closed precedents, nnd net tmcU precocious
bloom. This L'Oth of March horse-chestnut
tree liko almost all the old trees of tho gar
den, wns planted in 1GS0, tho .year that
Louis XIV caused many trees to bo set
out, lnit soon thero will hardl remain in
garden of the Ttiileries more than 1200 trees
of this ancient date. Tho other trees havo
inn neon sol, on& moro titan twenty or
thirty years at the farthest.
Solicitor of Patents, 1". 0. MrCieary, of
Washington, 0. C.snys the o dy thing that
did him any good, when snlfering with a
severe cough of several weeks standing, was
Ked Star Cough Cure, which is purely vege
table anil free from opiates and poison.
SCiliiipcd at "Wlioroah."
I recently enmo ncross nn anecdote of
John C. Calhoun, which will ho ns new to
your readers, perhaps, as it was to mo. It
appears that n lady fuend once impor
tuned liiui to write an original poem in her
album. Stran'c to sav. ho consented.
Alter ninny attempts to fashion his
thought fancifully, ho wroto tho word
"whereas," but to save his life ho could go
no further. Having selected tho unpoet-
ical word in tho langnngo to start with,
the muse (led from him in hoiror nnd af
fright, leaving tho stern log clan com
pletely batlled. Despairing of tlio perform-
mice of his m-oniine. ho wrote to tint ln.lv
fraiilil.v admitting his plight. Sho asked
that tho album bo returned inst ns it,
sti.od. rWnshiiietou coircsiioudcnt An.
gtisla I lironicle.
barge charity doth i ever soil, but onlv
whitens soft hands.
Why en llmplnc nrnuml with your lioon run uver?
I.jo.i'8 Heel Still euira w 111 keep llieiu itrnlelu.
The woman who neglects her husband's
shirt-front is not tho wile of his bosom.
Tiiintu is scAitcr.i.v a nismsi:, of tho
human system, acute or chronic, which
Vini:c au lirtTi:its will not retard and lessen,
and niiiety-uino catses out of a hundred it
will cure. In largo doses tho Hit tern is
cathartic and tonic, in moderate doses it is
a tonic, a gentle purgative, in vigor.itor, and
corrector of the blood.
Fashion is now vigorously hotting its faco
against gummed envelopes.
MANCE, Anils, Scrnti-lirs, Crnckcd TTrel,
ThriHi, ami all UUeat-ex ot the feet nud Irrita
tions of tlio tkln of hiirt.ru and entile q hckly
nnil tHTmnncntlv aired by tin-use nf Vpt -ruinry
CurliollsaHo. 5Uc mid $1 ul Druggists.
Congressman Oeoigo Taliaferro llarnea,
of lieorgia, weighs HOD pounds.
Clergymen and physicians recommend
Hall's Hair llenewer for diseases of tho
scalp and hair.
Ayer's Ague Cure 11eutrali7.es tho miasma
tic poison which causes lover and ugue.
Tho oldest inhnbitant
Mrs. Mary liould, 107.
of Worcester is
I have been selling your Alhlophoros for
a fitw mouths and hnvo sold between 0110
nuil two doz-ii. It givesboltei'Hatisfaction
for rheuiuat ism than any other propnrn
tion of tho kind I havo ever sold. C. M.
Treat, druggist, Adrian, Mich.
Mrs. Hall, of Omahii,
hundredth year.
has passed hor
Bo merciful to dumb animals. Ileal
all opon sores and outs with .Stewart's
Healing' l'owdor, 16 and 50 cents a bos.
Tho fourteen mill's ot street railway in
Glasgow aro owned by tho city.
Kver.v nervous noixon should try Carter's
Little XKIIVH Pills, They are inudo spe
cially fur nervous and dyspent io men and
women, and 1110 just tlio medicine needed
by all persons who, from any cause, do
not sleep well, or who fail to got proper
strength from their food. Cases of wenk
Htomnch, indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
nnd sick headache, Arc, readily yield to tho
use of the Utile Xervo Pills, particularly If
i:oinhinod with Carter's Little Uver Pills.
In vials at 25 coats.
lie that, calls a man ungrateful sums up
nil the evil that a man can bo guilty of.
Food makes Dlood and Wood makes
IIoauty. Improper digestion of food neces
sarily produces bad blood, resulting in 11
eoling of tultness in the stoiuacli, uciditv.
heaitliiiin, sicl.hoadaclie, ami olherdys-
pept ic symptoms. A closely conllned lifo
causes indigestion, const ipal ion, bilious
ness and loss of appotito. To romovo theso
troubles thero is no remedy equal to Prickly
Ash Ililtets. It has boon tried anil proven
to bo a specille.
Agreeable surprises are tho porduisitca of
youth.
'u i iic 'a.iii h;n in .m:iii..sica.
Wo desire to place a copy of Tim
Omaha 'i;i;kly 11i:k into every farm
house in Nebraska during tho coming
campaign. Tho regular subscription
price is $ 1.25 a year or 75 cents for
six months. We will furnish tho pa-
pur from Jnno to Deceniber (six
montHi for 5 rents, or in clubs of
live lor 51 .u lor live copa'H.
Tut: JJi-x I'l'iir.isiiiNo C'ompanv,
Oiiialm, Nt'lnviBka,
Kdwnnl Atltiimoii hiivh tli.it (i tiiiui cnn
II vo coin'iirtH1 1 v in JSoHton tin S-00u your.
for Hnfants and
"Cailorla Is so well adaptfvl (o children that
I rocomineail Ucj cuperior tonr.y prescription
kaorii to nic ' If. A, Aamsn, M 1).,
Ill Go. Oxford 8t, lirooUo, N. V.
Wl
Tux
Vrsh BR
Tie FISH llUAKDSLICKICUIl rrld vtltmroof. ui
!! Lrl..t liana.
Mttti Iha.nllr. ..Ui.-
u oaj" t-a. wm,
"Wlinf l IVoinnii AVortli?"
nsked a fair damsel of a crusty old bach
elor. 1 le did not know, so she said : "V. O.
niiiii" ulouhle yon, O man). Hut n woman
fils worth bt tto if disease has ln ailed her
system nud is dally sapping her strength.'
l or nil tpiniile weaknesses, nr. It. V. I icrco .
"uivoriti' Pi-cm i intion' stands unrivaled.
It cures tho complaint and builds up tho
system. .ventl 10 rents in stumps for pam
phlet to World's Dispensary Medical Asso
ciation, Gull Main Mrcct, lluffalo, .V i.
Xineteen states and eight tcrt itories still
have public lauds.
IMcree'h "IMcnsnnt Vursntlvo l'cUct,"
Positively Popular; l'rovoko Praise; Provo
Priceless; Peculiarly Prompt; Perceptibly
Potent; Producing Permanent Prollt; Pre
cluding Pimples and Pustules; Promoting
Purity nnd Peace. I'uiihase. Price, Petty.
Pharmacists Patronizing Pieico Ptocuro
Plenty.
15ov. Ti'nothy Dwight will succeed Dr.
Xoah Pot ter, as president of Yalo college.
Uso tho great specille for "cold in head"
nnd caturth Dr. Sago's Catarrh Itemetly.
It nppears that thero aro now in Pnri3
17,.i00 unlet Hats.
TrTicn Tlxiij ttm etc, its gkTo lier Cn.torla,
XTlitu ho ytai a Child, ulio cried for Custorla,
When alio heeanio Mls slio clung to Cantoris,
Y.'liSii ho had Children, sho gavo thorn Cattoria,
Many things aiv dreadful, but nothing la
moro dreadful than man.
Puithfnluess is necessary in nil kinds of
woik. Kspecially is it necessary, In treat
ing n cold, to procure tho best remedy,
w hieh is Allen's I.uiil' llalsam. nud take it
I faithfully according to directions, anil it,
will euro tv cold every lime anil prevent
latal results. Sold by all ilrtigjisls aL-'oc,
oOc, and 1.00 a bottle.
Mary Itrcnnan, of Chicago, bus renched
tho cxtromo old ago of 1 17 years.
a mnnlli' treatmen forCOo. l'lao's lleiucily for
L.uun 11. sum ny uriiKKi'ti.
It costs a great deal of money for n lady
o dress In extremely butt taste.
rATr.TSnbtiiiiipitlij-l.oiilitlMsrKir&Co., At.
lorut-VK, lYii-iaiijtuii.u.u. i.sl'il leiH. Advice liee.
Sarah Hornliardt grows just a tiny mite
outer I Iin 11 slio was.
A QUESTION ABOUT
Browns Iron
Bitters
ANSWERED.
Ths auction hut probably bn nsktd thousands
of timoB. "Ilrt.T can IJrown'H Iron IttUor euro etpry
thiujr?" Well, L lionrftt't, Hut it doo euro any d
for which & roimUhlu phyulclan wnuM iiroecribo I una
Physicians rncognize Irmi as tho bout rrstnratir
a (rent known to tip tmifnKsion, ami imiuiry of any
Ittidinc chemical llnu will Buhatantitto tlioashortiou
tint thore kr lunro nropirattona ot iron Umi of any
othur aubhtauco uschi in luodirlno Thin alum a uon
ehisireily that iron in arkuovrlodKM t) m tho mot
important factor in Hiiccosaful modioal itctieo. It ia,
humivtr. a remarkable fact, thtt prior to t liu dmoov
ryof HROUWS MtON ItlTTinCSnoporfect
ly aatiafactory iron combinition hud eer boen found,
lin nil I tlio innni niTTrnodion nntlntur
Dnuwii omuiiDi 1 1 uiothetth.cuc
bflidachu, or produce constipation nil other 1 roll
ine.iiehiesilo. ItKOU N'SIKONItlTTIMtS
rnrcn IiullttrHtiou, IllllniiMiexs, Wctiluiris,
Djspepslu, .lltilurlu, Chills mill Kcters,
Tired l'crliiifMiciirrnl "tilllt3',lnln Intlia
Slile, Illicit nrl.lmbx, I IciiilnctirnmlNfiirnU
Kill for all those ullmontii Iron 1 prnncrlbod dnilr,
BROWN'S IRON BITTERS.cu
minute. Tiki all othnr thorough rnfvllcinM.it acM
IoMy. "Wlvm tikim by nn th llrnt mmptom of
bcmelit Im renewl onrcy. ThftinueleMthon baennu
flrniftr, th dilution Improvivn, thnboH'oUiirHnctlvn.
In teointn tllO hQ tet K tlfltl,llvinnrn rnnM find in-irlcmt
Thopyoibecin atonc to bricntMn. tha hkin clearo
tip; r.HHiny color com to tho riiHOkf: rifrvournAs
diinpp.irn; ftiuctionil drnnKMmnta bccnim n?"
l.ir, nnd if , mmiiiff mother, nhmulnnt KUM(fninro
w Huppnmi tor i im rniiti, j;t'tniiiinr tfrowirii Iron
uiuori lamo ii iron niwuicirm tint u int iu
juriU-. Vhy$u-inn nnd truijgitta rtcnmmrnl it
Tho (Sonuino hortTrado Marie nnd cr mnd rod Hnej
ouwrappor. TAICI2 NO iVVUVAl.
THE ffiEMEST F?E
. i m....,ii,.. niiiui:-
can people is Consumption. Phy
sicians and Druggists have at last
Touna a remedy which they feel
justified recommending. This
is DR. BIGELOW'S POSITIVE
CURE, which cures Consumption
in stages that other remedies aro
of no benefit. It cures Couehs,
Colds, and all Throat and Lung
Diseases speodily and safely.
rrico, riuy uents and Ono Dol
lar. Sold by Druggists.
H. JAHKH lUOI.I'V vf-ilon rurman P. k U. 11. It.,
Winkle, Olilj, ImJ not slept
for orer jeir. bli piinrrlnir from Nfur.ltla'JiMui.ofn.t.
Ttir.eitoM.of ATlJLOPHOKOScurul blm. NcumliU
nn alwsj. be quTcklr cnrcU ly u.t ir Alliloborui, A.'
our druiilil tur Alliloiliorri. If you eannol. i't It of bin
do not try imeihlriic tlw. liuloritrr t ouco from in. Wo 111
eni It exi'r.i. iM on receiptor rrl i , $1.00 l-er l)ollle.
ATHI.Ol'HORQH no..ln Wall St., Hew York.
Mt H IT N X Y
IN SAN LUIS.
Tim moot W'nnifrrfitl Aai lcu
, iirnl !: In Ainerlev
Hiii-muiiJpil Iit pro in i mis mliiluv mi l msiiiiructiirluir
towm. r. ten i.'it's im ica iiiNia sueiiin.
o in crops hiIk.., In nm.,. TIIOI'.SA.MIN Of
At iticNtir iiovj:ic.mi:.'i' i.a.vh, ubjoot
u I'm , niiiiuii uiid iKiiueMie iu, i.nT-'i ior Halo to qq.
timl KetllL-ra at tS0 per ncre. I,U(I 'I'IMK,
l aik Irrlk'iiteil by linineiuo i-analn. C'luap rallroaj
iat. hvorr a (ten I n li wn . citlt ra. foe man-,
pa nplilelii, ic., nililnn, I'uI.OIlAIM) LAND .t LOAN
u j , upera iiauia iiiocu, innvt r, Colo , lloj
TiELEGnAPHY
I.i-urii licro nil
riill'. KllnntlilllA
earn goii
B ulcuilnu in oi, Jaiiesvllle, Wis.
luiuisuua
IRK ';rHi) '"'''."f0' :' rner canti (new)
,0Dl'""'c'I"'r " Wo.ik,. ivryjo,
uiiv liruniu.i.fiu i-i-riii, iuijji i riiiK,'.wf'.V'Uniin sent past
uU aiUfortie, CoiiiLhti-aiii CarU HKs, (iart(oril,Ounn
(QfS NmvSrrup l'lctiirna and 41 New Otironii)1
'J' unUtiold rjirnp (.UMlimeiit postpaid fur Knits,
tisiinuui i aiiu uo., ueuieiuouK, L.uuu.
W. N. U.. Oiimlm.
Ml-
Children.
Caatorla enrea Colic, ConMlpatlon,
Hour Htomacii. Diarrliaia. Eruc-tntlon.
Kills Wonna, ulvo sleep, and promote dl-
restton.
ItLout lujurioui medlcAtioa.
CttTiua Coupa.it, 163 Fulton Street, N. Y.
LICKER
TilD Best
Waterproof
Coat.
til leep )sa dry la
Tlio new rulJUKL SUCKHBli a rirlecl iMInr rol. ard
U.w.ra lit Imlt.tlant. Moo r.nliln. 1. IllkOUt tho ViUi
rita
am
iiiaiirsita L'sloioiua Irt. A. it Tuwtr, iit.loa, .
WW,.
H0PS
BITTERS.
1.rV IS TS2I1
Blood Purifier Health Restorer.
It never f.tlls to nn its wort In ensen o? Ilnln
rlu, ItllloiiNtiroN, Coiintlputloii, Ilcad
HCliP.losaor Appetite nnd Merit, Nerrotn
Debltlt)'. Neiirulula, nnil nil XN-malei
Coiiiplultltv. Hoii9.t: Mnlt Hitters Is n c
1 11 1. lot otnpound.lt isnrileillelnnrin! n nr.
rnolll Isrlllli. It diflem as U'lilrlviiHu.
ilv .iml nlgtit from the tlionnniHl-aiKl-oiia
nilxturea of vile ivhlaky fl.avorea w tli
tirotuntlcn. Hops.t Jlnlt Bitters M recoin-
MUiKloiI by l'liyalclima, rtllnlnlera. nnd
. ttrsoans belnsr the If cut Kamllv Hlf.iirinA nrrr
coiuixiunded. Any ivoiumi or elii Id cau take IU
"From my knowloilfje of ttt Increments, ttndet
no I'lrotitnatanooo cnti It Injure any one uslnc It.
It COIltnlll9 lio mlllrr.ll or other ilelHterlnim anli.
etniiee. Possess, up real merits, tho remedy ii
deferring success."
u. i-- UEt'ur, In. o., Detroit, Slich.
Tlio only Goniilno aro manufactured by tha
HOPS & MALT BITTERS CO., Detroit, Micb.
GOODMAN DRUB CO,, VVho!e;ah gents
O.'I.UI.V .Mill.
TEEATEP Ell EE.
DR. H. H. GREEN,
A llcInlIt Tor Mo. Veil onr l'al,
Tlnn treated Dronsv and It. enmnlle-ttlnn. n-lih tha
m t wonderful sneeemj uses ene'a'i) -re-nedles,
entirely liarnilex, Hoinurcs all lyinptomi if dropsy
In ek'lit to twenty day.
i nre piticius prunoiincc.i iiopeims pyt.n best of
physician.
from the first dose the symptn-n rapidly dls-
priir, nn: In tu'i days a. Icait twu thltdj uf the symp
tunis nri retmired.
Some mil v ci-y Iniinlnis wlttiont knuwlnz .inrlhlnf
about It. It Miienibrr It doe nit cw mt rtnyihlnc
to leallze Hie merit of my treatment fur yourself
I Kin cjiistautly ciirlnu- cafe of loni;tnn n ir. rae i
that have been tnni'nla number of tlmos. ail tha
imtieni iiert.tini unaoin to live n wepK. dive rail
lilHtorv of oa'O Namit se. h y bunt alllleied. Iin
badly w.ieu nn I where, U boelH em Ivc. It re irirs
biirieil nnd ditiiped water. Stul f ir freu pa iiphlet.
roiia n iir testimonial, ques: t jii. etc.
1 n .in v t rent niKiit fiirnlahoil free by mall.
Lpllcpsynts poltlTly cured.
llordurtrl.tl, aeniTccnts In stamps tnmr n n'nr.
11 II. flHKKN. M II .
M Jones Aycniiu, AllJiitu. i.
EXHAUSTED VITALITY.
II,I.USTHATi:i) .SAMl'I.H I'ltKU.
KNOW THYSELF.
A (Srrat tetl'p.ll M'l.rlr nn Xlanlinn,! Vi.tv.nt . .n
I'hjiilc.il Debility, l'leinutiire li.-elli e In Man. Kx-
h.HIlt Ml Vllltlltv A-e.. Ai uml the lliilnlil niKet-la.
resu tlnir fiom tnilM retlon i.r ciccs.o i p.i:e.
tuiiKtiinilnlly In uud In n 1 1 r . mtirlln t'unt.ilnx ni'ira
(hull 12.1 lntiiluubio pieseiipitun, einliui-niery
renetnble remedy Intiui iiliiiniiiii'n-plafor a ' auula
ml chronic ilbcaea. It Is eii.pliatlcally i b ok for
every milll. Prh-e only tl bv llllllt lui.lnutil. i-oiifr.alr.1
every mini. Trice onl;
in pinui wrn
in 1'iitiii v rii'ii r.
ll.I.USTKATI VlIS X SI l'r.UFKKK TO A I.I.
louiii; nnd uildulo a-ed men fur the m-xtnlnety dnj s.
Bend IIOU'. or cut tlili oul. ul yof mnv never Rite It
Kaln AUdicss Dii, W. II. PAItKKU, llulilncli S:
IliiMnn,
K. II. Dr. Parker ran bo vnntlilf n'lnlly coniultci
on nil dlseineit of man, his spcel illles
SrV?il"v.IEl.DS EVERYTHING
SvJj'.Vitl'hliia. 1 urnttura. ll'l -n In e Aj.
i ify&iVuxi ii vh year1- nuinuii'.pu hi vcr
iKlttles. fjVT.KVlKUHi WA'.ll! Z"
s.
I au ueuiors can Fe-i ic Anr.iru t
latiniM rii Aril lor !c ill r r.l.
At
KliiiVJliVk MaiLEof aKAKF.SS AS1
SJDEBILITI Vffiy tLmUWt DECAY.
A Life) Kxporlt-nco. Kouiarkablo nnd
quick curcn. Trial PncIcnBcs. Consultn
tlon mid JJoulia by jsrall l'llKI. Addrosa
Dr. WARD &. Co., Louisiana, Mo.
YOU 1110 ulllilloil a free, trial nf tliirht ttnua nf tha
use of Dr. Dyu'a Celebrated Voltaic llelr with m.eii-ir
Huseinory Appliances, for tho spceily relief and per
maiient euro of KmnutDrlitutu, bus of rUalitu. kni
ttanhoml, nnd all kindred troublcH. AIo for moiir
other lllrielises. Cnmnlelftrratnritllini tn ll.tlrh Vl0,.
and ManliotMl i-unruiitctl. No risk I i Incurred, "itfus.
iruieu luiiniuiiei, in unitii enrtut nullcil fre, bj
Bddrosslus Volluic Jlelt t'u., Marshall, lllch.
When 1 Ptv i tiro l uii not maun inure v In mton mam iur
ft tlrao and thun hSTO ihcm return tttfuln. I nimt. anrfl.
cal euro. I liavo niQ.lo the fltaoASO of F1T3. Kl'II-EraV
cr F.LLINQ SICKNESS a llfalnu itudf. 1 wirmitt mj
ttmtitlj to euro tho wor.t casen litc;m$ cilivr i-it
failed fi no reason for not now racelv Intr aenra. 4od at
once for a treat lia and a I'ro llottla uf 1117 InralDUa
remady, (Jlro Kiprtsi and l'oik Ottlco. li cuiti yuti
cut bin t for a trWI, and t will euro you.
vaarcia ut, 11. u, uuui, jesrcarisc, injw Tore
JOSEPH GILLQTTS
STEEL PENS
COLD MEDAL PARIS EXP0SITION-IB7B.
THE MOST PERFECT OF PENS
IUCKEYE FDLDIflG BIHEER:
TlicllKhtestrunnlntrelov'oi blndnrlntha world
' labia oa V !' tlirouirlifim jrti. K "tulroi
IcWTtor.iKerojm, 'r iius.es aimiuie .-iiw.i
Till 11 Kii alien yon " "" V.
Aultinuu, 3IIIIOS- . Co.. AUruii. Ohio.
PUo'( 'Rsmctly for Catarrh U th I
Ilrst, JCualut to Use, nd Cbmpnt. 1
Also Eood for Cold In the Head,
Headache, liny J'eYcr, SA WcenU,
ASTHkVIA CURED !
i.eriiian Athmu Cure atvrr aU to kImI
w imttUmt4 T4tnfin thm voral etui, iiiutfieod.l
Inriaoia np tcu rurrvb(r all ou.a uu.
I'Ut eonvtnt$ tA mm 1 JrlcaTOrla audi
1.0U. of rruultt or by malt Baiapla i'lli.K fori
MHlilt. Quickly nd PhIiIms.
lycuredsilionio, C'orrespoodaiK
sullcltrdand Jrtt tr,at of euro se 1.1
honest Inrcstltfaiors. Tnllci.it
iiiMsuT i-tuirir, i.ua;ette. lu
BBBHHnraBHHHHHISure relief imoui
KIDDER'S PASTIUERMiffi
MHHHHaiJaiMHHuu''tavrn, Hut.
OPIUM
.Ilnriihlue llitblt Uurotilata
toMddisrsi
uititya, utility till uurouu
Da J. brru
t,eiuuuu, iMo.
nnlllll nd Marphl.e'I.lt Cured InlSU
It'lllPI Kefsrlo lIHlUrMtiraiaeur
UriUSTj In mparts, OhKQulMr.XMi.
iL- Iff
. 11- M m -al-ata HUM Wi n II O ErTl
III 10 1 IIC
,tV f: 11 I f,llv Us
liV-'fl'ronoiinc-idBtror'- . ol.n-wn
TIE
giH mm
OPIUM