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About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (April 17, 1886)
Our renders will notice In this week's feaue, on this pnR?,a change Irom the small advertisement 01 L.e rage's Liquid OIuo, ihowing the small cnn or bottle. Instead of the bimplo announcement ot Its merits, those who uso it, amount of sales, how ample can be obtained, Ac, the Russia Cement Company- perform a praiseworthy act in revealing a fraud which is the more contemptible, because it affects only tho! itnnllcstsizc forfamilvusc (of bottleeoods). and therefore affects those who ro obliged, to buy in small quantities rather than; those who are able to stand the imposition. i In addition to thestatomcnts of the adver tisement, which we have from good author-) Ity are exact in details, we havo it from sources unquestioned that various state ments promulgated through the press, by how cards, &c, of other glues as receiving endorsements from high government odi tints, are entire fabrications with not even tho color truth. In point of fact, tho Smithsonian Institution (as woll ns other Government Departments) have used, and till use, Lb Page's Liquid Glue cxclu ively, reason for which is found in its con taining no ncid, while, we are informed all others have an ncid base; and in its supe rior strength. At New Orleans, on a IMeiilo Testing Mnchine, a block of Georgia pine, one inch square, butted, registered 1G12 pounds before parting. Li: Pack's Liquid Gi.uk does not need ourespecial praise; tho fact that such manufacturers as tho Pull man Palace Car Co. have adopted it shows its worth to every wood worker, and for every family in tho land. Counterfeit coin to the amount of 500, 000 has been put in circulation in Kgypt. It Aolonlxlicd llio I'ubllc lo hear of tho resignation of Dr. Piorco ns a Congressman to devote himself solely to his labors ns a phyHieiau. It was becauso his true constituents wero tho sick and nlllictcd everywhere. They will find Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery" a beneficent uso of his scientific knowledge, in their behalf. Consumption, bronchitis, cough, heart disease, fever and ague, inter mittent fever, dropsy, neuralgia, goitre or thick neck, and all diseases of tho blood, are cured by this world-renowned medicine. Its properties nro wonderful, its action magical. By druggists. Nearly 2,000,000,000 would bo duo were all insured Americans to die at once. "Say, why is everything Either nt sixes or at sevens?" Probably, my dear nervous sister, be causo you aro suffering from some of tho discuses peculiar to your sex. You havo a "dragging-down" feeling, the back-ache, you nro debilitated, you havo pains of various kinds. Tako Dr. It. V. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" and bo cured. Price reducod to one dollar. By druggists. A temperanco movement turning on tho water. Tierce's "Pleasant Purgative Pellets" aro perfect preventives of constipation. In closed in glass bottles, always fresh. By all druggist s. It is stated thero are nine thin girls in Washington to one plump one. Biioe nml lmrdwnie denlcrs fell I.ron's Ilecl StlrT eners; they keep bootsatid shoes straight. Is a dangerous bb well as distressing complaint. II nnxlvcted.it tends, by impairing nutrition, and do Iireijiun tbn time of tho mtlouj, to prepare the way forlUind Decline. -, Quickly and completely t'nren I)iicpilii In all its forma, llciirtbiirn, Ili-lclilng, Tit,tlnH llio I'oml, eta. It enriches and purines tho blood,timu lat Um appetite, and aids the aasiruilation of food. Mn. John H. IIOBAnT,602N,16thBt.,Oraalia Neb. pays: " I suffered severely for ui months with Indi rection, 1 received no henetit from doetorn, lirown's Iron Hitters completely cured me. 1 recommend it,H MlbH N. Lkwih, 131s California tit., Omaha, Neb,, Bays: "I havo ui-od Urown'a Iron liiUers forJJjs-puii-tia, with excellent results.1' ilu, CL 1). Thompson, Dmwtist, Norfolk, Neb., rays: " 1 have been cured of l)spopti& by the uso of llrovrn's Iron Hitters and cheerfully recommend it." Genuine has aboveTrade Mark andcroesed red hues on wrapper, Tnlto no other. Made only by rniotv.v chemical, co iiai.timoki:, md. DYSPEPSIA m& BESTYO&aiC ? I Tho best and snrest Itemcdy for Cure of nil 1baicdi ,ni,&nil 1 1 . nuv ilAmnftoiiinnt nt tho Llvrr, Kidneys, Stomach and Bowels. Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Constipation, Bilious Complaints and Malaria of all kinds yield readily to tho beneficent Influence of It is pleasant to tho taste, tones np tho system, restores and preserves health. It is purely Vegetable, and cannot fall to prove beneficial, both to old and young. As a Blood Purifier it is superior to all others. Sold everywhere at $1.00 a bottle. mmrmmmmmmmmmmmm IT R 3AM AH0LD pnilos- II MS SMIU 0phersoughtan honest man with a lighted lantern, and humanity has since been seeking an honest medicine by the light of knowledge. It is found In DR. JONES' RED CLOVER TONIC, which produces the most favorable results in disorders of the Liver, Stomach, and Kidneys, and is a valuable remedy in Dys. pepsia; also, debility arising from malaria or other causes. It is a per fect tonic, appetizer, blood puri fier, and a sure cure for ague. 50c. JFREE FARMS in sh Luis The most Wonderful Agricultural lMrk In Anterl-a. Surrounded by pro.pt rues wining- and manufacturing teaas. r'AltvtKU'N 1A KA HIHIl! llafntn. e nt crops ralM.1 la mi. 'rilOl'rtA.YD OK ACUKattr UOVKlt.VUK.NT UA.SU, subjwt to pre-emption nd homs.taad. Uandt for sal tn ac tual settlers r IJ.w pr acre. L.O.VO 'HUE. l'axk Irritated jy lmnunt canals. Chtap railroad rato- . K.sry alleatlca Uiown settlers, tor map., a npUU, etc., address, COLOIUUO UaKO LOAjl ., Oprs Uotus 11 lock, lavcr, Cola., Vox ISM. John Jj. Sullivan on llculth. Philadelphia Letter. That great physical courage and prowess have many admirers is prov en by the attendance- at the Central Theatre every night. Long beforo tho hour for tho beginning of tho perform ance every seat in tho spacious audi torium is filled and tho legend "Stand ing Room Only" is displayed at tho box ollicc. Several women were pres ent on the opening night, and at least ono well-known church oiHeial, says tho Philadelphia News. The attrac tion was John L. Sullivan, tho "un disputed champion of tho world," in his representations of Greek and Ro man statuary. Besides thero was n minstrel prrformance, but it was only of tertiary importance I found "tho big fellow" in an entrnnco watching tho feats of a couple of acrobats and accompanied him to his dress-room, where I saw him "makeup" for his act. Divesting him self of his street clothing, ho first drw on a pair of tights, which were worthy of the name, for they were at least two oizes tighter than his skin, and though elastic it required the giant and his assistants at least ten minutes to draw them on him. A very strong clastic band at the waist made then: lit his body like a glove. Then ho was haii'l-rubbeU and slapped from the waist up. "What is that done for?" I asked. "To bring tho blood to tho surface and arouse the electricity in my sys tem. It makes me feci good and lively." Then he was wiped dry end hi? skii; glowed and glistened like polished marble. "I'm a little too fat," said ho. "I weigh now 231 pounds. would be better at 1225. I'll get there tho next week stand wc make." "How?" I asked. "Why, by doingalittle work. Every ono ought to do enough work to keep him in good condition," he replied. "John," said I, "thero are lots ol people who aro not lighters or athletes men who are clerks, or in sedentary positions, who would liko to know just how to 'condition' themsalvca in the spring. What ought they to do?" "In tho first place," ho answered, "they ought to set apart fifteen minutes to half an hour ovuy morn ing for exercise. More than half ol them lie in bed until the last moment in tho morning, then jump up, dress in r hurry, and go right to the break fast table and wonder why they have no appetite and feel dull and stupid. The human stomach was not niado to be treated that way. A man should, after getting up, take a ten minutes' brisk walk if possi ble, or, if that is not convenient, usen light pair of dumb-bells for threo oi four minutes, so as tohringona slight perspiration. Then ho should rub uimsel' dry with a coarce towel, and after that take a sponue or towel bath. Then after ho has rubbed himself dry, he should rub and slap himself briskly as I have done just now. Then aftei dressing let him go to tho table and eat a couple ot pouched eggs on toast, or a bit of nice steak with bread and coffee, and he will bo fit for his day's work, and, my word for it, he will want no other tonic to give htm an appetite for his dinner. Should he need a laxa tive ho can find few things better than plenty of fruit. Stewed prunes eaten at night aro excellent. If a young clerk does ns Ihavesaid fortwo weeks und don't find himself as fine a a fid dle thero is something.serious the mat ter with him and ho had better con sult a good doctor." ISitclI on Sliiloli. General BuelPs contribution to the Century Magazine for March, is a paper that will not mnko peuco on tho subject of the greatly disputed battle. It opens with this paragraph Iwenty-threo years ago tho banks of tho Tennessee witnessed a remarkable occurrence, 'lliere was a wa"o of battlo. Heavy blows wero iriven and received, and tho chanllenger failed to mako his cause good. Hut thero were peculiar circumstances which distin guished tho combat from other trials of strength in tho rebellion: An army comprising seventy regiments of infan try, twenty batteries of artillery and a sufficiency of cavalry lay for two weeks and more in isolated camps, with a river in its rear and a hostile army claimed to bo superior in num bers twenty miles distant in its front, while tho commander made his head quarters and passed his nights nino miles away on tho opposite eido of tho river. It had no lino or order of battlo, no defensive works of nny sort, no outposts, properly speaking, to give warning or check tiio advance of an enemy, and no recognized head during tho absence of tho regular commander. On u Saturday tho hos tile force arrived and formed in order of battle, without detection or hin drance, within a mile and a half of the unguarded army, advanced upon it tho next morning, penetrated its disconnected lines, assaulted its camps in front and flank, drove its disjointed members successively from position to position, capturing somo and rout ing others, in spito of much heroic individual resistanco, and steadily drew near the landing and depot of supplies in tho pocket between tho river and un impassablo creek. At tho moment near tho close of the day when tho remnant of tho retrograd ing army was driven to refugo in tho midst of its magazines, with the trium phant enemy at half-gunshot distance, the advance division of a reinforcing army arrived on tho opposito bank of tho river, crossed, und took position under fire at tho point of attack; tiio attacking force wus checked, and the battlo ceused for tho day. Tho noxt morning at dawn tho reinforcing army and a fresh division belonging to the defeated force advanced against tho assailants, followed or accompanied by such of tho broken columns of the previous day as had npfr lost all cohesion, ana after ten hours ofcon flict drove the enemy from tho capt ured camps and the field of battle. A Popular Itx-Mnyor. Ex-Mayor Newton, of Dea Moines, la., is deservedly popular in tho city over whoso destines ho prodded, by reason ot tho many cood deeds and the unostentatious acts ot charity which he is constantly doing. Suc cessful ns a politician, ho has also recently been playing the part ot a good Samaritan with a Hiiccessequal to his triumphs in poli tics. The fainting traveler by the wayside, whom ho has rained up and refreshed by good counsel in tho last instance, is Mr. Goorgo A. Crandale, tho manager tor Obcrue, llosick A Co., Second nnd Walnut streets. Mr. Crandale, who naturally feels under many obligations to tho Kx-Mnyor tells as follows how ho camo into such a wretched plight as to need help and how it was cheerfully given: "I havo never hnd nn acho or pain ot rheumatism," lie said, einco I used Athlo phoros; nnd the mcdicino cost nie only $3. It any ono hnd guaranteed to euro mo I would willingly havo paid him $50, yes $100. My rheumatism wns inllammatory, mostly in my ankles, but a littlo in tho wrist. I could manage to hobble around by tho uso ot canes, but I felt ns it I wero walking on tho bnro bones, or in other words as if my feet were off anil I was walk ing on the stumps. Tho pain was terrible to bear, yet I ninunged to bo about and to attend to my business. "One day, during the timo I wns suffering so much, I hobbled to tho Court IIouso to look after somo matter. As I was struggle ing to gut up the steps I mot ox-Mayor Newton, who asked mn what tho troublo was. I told him that it wns rheumatism, whereupon ho advised mo to get a bottlo ot Athlophoros. I did not got it then, ns I had no faith in patent medicines and did not want to take nnv. A short timo after this I wroto to an old friend, Charles I'. Orillin. ol Stuart, to inquire what had CUt-ed him. I knew that ho had boon con- I fined to his bed with rheumatism of tho worst kind, His answer was: '(Jet Athlo- phoros. That is wlmt cured me.' I then got some, but really had no faith in its cur ing me. I bewail to get relief from it in twenty-four hours. I continued taking it until 1 hnd used threo dollars worth, when my rheumatism, both tho pain ami tho swelling, was gone, and I havo not hail any return since. That isnowovernyearago." Ex-Mayor Newton bused his recommen dation of Athlophoros to Mr. Crandalo upon tho very remarkable euro it had ef fected in tho caso of his wife. That lady thus tells all about it: "I havo been comparatively freo from rheumatism tor tho past year and a half. Previous to that I had been a great sufferer for years and had resorted to many reme dies, but nothing would tlo wlmt Athlo phoros did for me. I havo had a fow twinges of late, but I attribute that to my self and not to the medicine, as I have not been so careful as I should havo been. Athlophoros took tho stiffness out of the joints of my fingers and gavo me the uso of my hands, in which I had so long had trou ble. 1 have recommended it in luary cases and in every instance that I know of tho results have been very satisfactory. I do not hesitate in the least in recommcudingit most heartily to every rheumatic sufferer." If you cannot get Atiilophohos of your druggist, wo will send it, express paid, on re ceipt of regular price one dollurper bottle. Wo prefer that you buy it from your drug gist, but if he hasn't it, do not bo persuaded to try something else, but order at onco from us, as directed. Atiii.upiioiios Co., 112 Wall Street, New York. 1'erneent liijr an ICdltor. Editor (shivering in his night garments, and peering over tho banistors into the gloom below) "Who's there?" Voice below "A burglar." Editor (with his teeth chattering) "1 thought so. Did you shut tho door behind you when you came in?" Hurglar "1 didn't." Editor "I was suro you didn't. The blast coming up stairs is half freezing mo. Is it not enough that I am mado tho victim of such neglect all day at my ofllco, with out having you come around hero in the dead of night and adding to my misery? Go back and shut the door." Tho conscious stricken burglar at onco retraced his steps, and shut tho door from tho outside, leaving tho editor's vaults un rifled. boston Courier. The Stinilny Nowxpapor. Gentlemen, thero is a good deal of talk as to tho propriety or necessity ot abolishing tho Sunday nowBpaper. Now tho good nowspapor is a good thing, on Sunday as on other days. Tho bad nowspapor is known at a glance, and it will bo admitted to tho house ot no gentleman who manages the literature, which ought to bo under his chnrgo on Saturdays or Wednesdays or Sundays. Suppose, becauso there aro bail clergymen, we should propose to abolish the pulpit? That would not bo reasonable; but in all this discussion about tho Sunday journnl thero Iiiib been no one to suggost a proper selection of Sunday periodical liter ature, tho quostion being tho very broad ono whother to havo Sunday newspapers or to abolish them. The Iturglnr nml tiio Cnnlilrr. A New York bank cashier, who was making preparations to go to Canada, hav ing occasion to return to tho bank aftor night, found that a burglar had opened tho safe, and was extracting tho contents. "Now I've got you. Throw up your hnnds!" exclaimed tho cashier, drawing a pistol. "Drill!" replied tho burglar, contemptu ously. "You keop quiet or I'll toll tho directors how much money I din't find in tho safe." Tho cashier recoiled with horror and dismay at tho suggestion. "You had a mighty narrow escapo from catching a burglar," continued tho night ot tho jimmy. "Next time I como, it thero ain't moro cash in tho safe I'll land you in Sing Sing," and after obtaining a contribution from tho cashier, the burglar withdrew, smiling, Texus Sittings. Salvation Oil, tho creatost euro on earth for pain, hns mado a most brilliant debut. All druggists and dealers in mcdicino soil it at 25 cents a bottle. Snecses are liko misfortunes. Thoy sel dom como singly. In another column ot this issuo will bo found an entirely now nnd novel specimen of attractive advertising. It Is ono ol tho neatest we have ever seen, and wo think anyone will be well repaid foroxaminingtho supposed display letters in the advertise ment ol 1'rickly Asti Hitters. Tiie most obnoxious form ot "light litera ture" is a gas bill. The color produced by Buckingham's Dye for the Whiskers always gives satisfac tion. The dangers ot Whooping Cough are averted by tho use of Ay er's Cherry Pectoral. Poor Unuor is often a "druc" on the mar ket, nowadays. 1 The new combination ot Smart Weed nnd Belladonna, as uip-d in Ca'i ter's Dnctsai-lit Plasters has proved to be one of the ln-st that could bo made. Try one of these popular plasters In any raso cf weak or lame biit-k, baekai-lie, rheumatism, neu ralgia, soreness ot the chest or lungs, itc., nnd you will be surprised and pleas d by the prompt relief. In bad cases of rhronlc thspepsia, a plaster over tho pit of tho stomach stops the pain at once. Atk for Carter's Smart Weed and belladonna back ache Plasters. Price Ufi cents. Driglinm Young's ghost is said to lc skirmishing around thestroct.s ot Salt Lake. TETTER. A member of Hie rioneer Vren (tart, troublrn for elrcn jenrs Ith obsthintc Tettrroti his hanils, has comiiletcly cured it In If than it month, by the use of Cole's CarboU tsalTe. Pioneer Press, St. I'luil. Almost time to hear ot tho first base ball game of the season. NrnncliHIs Is cured bjr frequent small doses of I lto s lure f. r CuiisUiiiimIoii. "Sparrow pies" aro a popular delicacy at Philadelphia. Why coNTi.Ni'i: the use of irritating pow ders, snuffs or liquids. Ely's fleam Halm, pleasant of application and a sure cure for Catarrh, and cold in head, can be had for fit) cents, at druggists. It is easily applied with the linger, is safe and pleasant and is curing the most obstinate case-. It gives relief at once. Wo will mail it at CO cents. Ely llros., Owcgo, N. Y. I it uk been troubled with entarrh from boyhood and had considered my rase chronic until about three years ago I pro cured one bottle of Ely's Cream Halm, and 1 count myself sound to-day, all from tho use of one bottle. .1. 11. Cooley, Hardware Merchant, Montrose, Pa. Jin. A. Nichols suffered from Catarrh for year, lie purchased a bottlo of Ely's Cream lialm of us. lie is now almost cured, and hii.vs you cannot recommend it too highly. Evers Bros., Druggists, Inde pendent e, Iowa. We suppose a firm of proof-readers could be properly called "Tho house ot correc tion." it is a pleasure anil satisfaction to many to leant that. Allen's I.uiig Balsam, that stitiiilntd family medicine for eoiiihs, croup anil nil lung diseases, can now be procured at ITic, oOc, and 1.00 u bottle at any thug store. It is not considered necessary in aocioty to return a bill-collector's call. "Your medicine, Athlophoros, hns dono wonders for my wife ami is helping others," writes .lames Book, from Sinilhton, Mis souri, in ordering threedozen bottles or tho great neuralgia and rheumatism euro to sell to his customers. I.a X is the way a lazy man wroto La Crosse, is., in tho address til a letter. BUY OALZER'S (LsCr.M,nu.) SEEDS. C.ta.rr. "Thelottery mtistgo" remarked therural editor, as he thrust his hist $2 bill into an envelope. Bk STHRflA CURED jCsA Ccrinnn Antlitriu Cure tirTcr fan to the tS U mini d.atf rcfieiu the wont cmci iniurri cotn-l fortiMa ilwn. effect! t-iirra wtitro H other fult, A tnat romtn 1 Ott wot. tkfpttrut l'rii " i"iO vtm 1,00, of Dmctiiitii orbvinrill Fnni.lo 1 1(1 I. for Ham p. lilt. It. ttOllll'r'MAN, M. I'mil, Minn. NLIHOLm MKALKmR taViEiKBESS AM) riiEBlLlil WFEHALE.tti3 UECAY. A Llfo Kxporionco. Romnrkablo and quiet curoa. Trial Packagou. Bond Htainp for soalod particulars. AddroBa Dr. WARD &. CO. Louisiana, Mo. DiSUlLlTAXED MJSW. You ncu uuimt-il it frtr. trial of thirty days of tho ns.-tif Dr. Dye'iiCvlt-hrHtfil Voltaic llellwltli Kli-etrlo buipemory Appllanut-s, for the siieetly relief tinilper nianent euro of AVrmtts Debility, loss of r(if,uncl Jfitiiiooif, nnd all kindred troiitilcH. Aln for ninny other illsi-aseK, Couiplt-tH restoration toIlcnllh.VlKor nntl Manliootl Kuurnntectl. No risk Ih Incurred. Illus trated pamphlet In xulril tntcloiir mailed free, bj adarcsshiK Voltaic Hell Co.. Mar.hull, Jlleh. $4.00 WORTH FOR ONLY 100 luui, A 1 lu.. Uuvlvrt ot rotk'fl-u.tfiiol', 4 in., lur lit Itltnlliip, 4 Mi., XJatilirlirr'a HutlM 1 I Yin., Wild Komi 3 1 fin., IfaUlnV 1 t ln.f t alll Llilvi A In., t'nndLlly 4 In., 1 ul'p 4 In., P and Forget-in ft turlri 5 In., Sec if pi for akirta 4 I 'iln. (nw dJgm, Hfrlc ft Fraa it In,, I i mwn uttiui, iiramoomsirra, incjcif", run, uugi, i.nri Ctivvr Cvrneri, Lot t tn tlt uiUt, Atallia, C'yprua Vlnfi, !1ahatat f'nr Alnhklt. ainl av n.M KLulflrtn All. MAN I'A I4 la mix book by a wall known antnorltr on Kniinn an fanry work, ami rontalna fall Initnirlloiu and dlrntlom fur all kind of Kvnalaifton Mamir(r, Kmbrollary and rJntliifr, Mtulllc Fllticr, lrr(rlraciit and J.iutrt Talatms;, HlbUm Kmlroldcry, Wac Work, Ac, and la tut Uit and umat r.'inpleU boi.k of Ita kind tvrr rubllalif Thlaoutdtla not mad up of imall witrllilmdrayiia, but 1. Ht.pt t. ..In... .....I llnLI. ti.,1 at flllr K.ffull r.ri.n,l n.. mn. ...! ..f It Ifinv U.lv nn atrlvif)ir It li diuatliArd ml aW?r - - " ( AK.Umplt'tfouUlt.doInf wor .sa fari on tballna t ihat Stmt Vurk. Smw llavrn fin.t llarturd IUIIrua.d. and la tha ino.l aiUmlta of 111 klod In lha world. Hit IW maiUf I7nral liavlno; rtttMf pM-aud a nWftW In our build In r aiprrMlv for oar uiall buiJnai, wa hava now com ( lata far 11 it 1 l for fillluo; allordvra prnrnptlr nl lo tha aittlra itfr(ltn ot our rut tnra, W't ahall plaaavd Ia i any of our ttiatoinara In paraoo, or am (in a) In tlila ucl Un t.t lliat slat A fair f I It f PnrBmirt " r 111. II f . .1 I anont lo tlila Mrltoii cf tba f Lata rar W you of our abaolula rallablliiy. THESE and sco which you had rather havo tho ot glue, or tho honest bottle with DOUBLE THE QUANTITY. AND BETTER QUALITY. Thli Is an exact reproduction of a bottlo of clue extensively advertised as a "10-ccnt artlclo." IT IS LoPACE'S. L: I DON'T BE I I T I DECVED I Ul i Outside Show on - HlghSoundlngl THE TOTAL QUANTITY of LoPAQE'S LIQUID GLUE sold during tho past flvo years in all parts of tho world amounted to over 32 MBL UON -.GLASS 4 Dottles. Evorybody wants it. tp- A 1,1, JiJAJlH hut it (i good Jt briny iirw mahtt the olU TWO COLD MEDALQ Inilon, IMsa; Now Orleans, JM3. At tho New Orlf-aus Kxiioiltion joint mails with it enJureJ a testing stralu of over 1600 POUNDS TO A SQUARE INCH. Pronounced the Strongest Glue Known, IT MENDS EVERYTHING, Wood, Leather, Paper, Ivory, Class, China, fnrnlture, Urlc-a-Brac, etc. STRONG AS IRON, 80MU AS A ROOK. IntlUjictiialilu In every household. hi If your dealer does not keep It, sond his man. kusoia iTInn'ia nintlvnnlnce. Talk nbotit equality ot sexesl A man was clubbed in a N'etv York theater for keeping his hat on, and it was in evidence that ho sat in the back row. It was not a very high hat either. In court the man wns fined $fi0 costs, in spito of his testimony that the hat was a protection from a coltl draught. And yet lovely women can sit in the front row of the pit with all tho hair which art anil nature have given her and a threo-tlecker hat on top of it all, and enjoy absolute immunity. Boston Post. Timo is too valuable to bo wasted in credulously experimenting with various remedies when a i'oceut bottlo of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup will at once cure your cold. Miss Susan B. Anthony is said to bo as flnergetic as ever for wonian's-stiffrago. EvintY Invalid has an oitoutcnitv of knowing that Dit. Wai.kiiu's Ciurouxu Vinkoau Bittmus acts as an irresistible specific in dyspepsia, liver complaints, kid ney diseases, rheumatism, gout anil all dis orders proceeding from a depraved condi tion of tho nidmiil lliiids. To decline tak ing a sure remedy when sick, Is to court sulfering and invite death. Another month, and then the cows can bo turned out to pastute. IMTI'TV'T.'lobt .titled lijr l.otui I-ttrjrrr & Co., At tonic j., Wuthinytuii.lJ.C. Uil'J lSGl.Adsicefn.-o. All men ate liars. Even I lit father ot his country was no exception to tins rule. Don's Set Caught This Sprlns, its you mar liT I't-en before, with your blood full of impiiililct.yoiir UlcotUou tinpilrcit, tipprtltc poor, kldnots anil lit er tJrphl, ami whole litem I'n' lc to bo pmsl -.ited by d.u but set yt urn-lf l ito r ol c imlllton, n-nl re.idy for tho rtisnKttm and wanner weather, by nknix Hoot's Snuiipurill i It tUndi unequalled for purifying the blo'vl slv'ns an nrp the, nnd for a reuUM.ix and ern ml snpi'S UK'dlelilO. 1J0 kUra to KCt llood'l Sursnparllla. "My wife hnd Tory poor health for ft lone time, ufferlnR from Indigestion, poor sp ctlle, and con stunt lieadaohe. Sho tried cicryihUiR we could hear of, but found no lellof till sho tried llood'i Barsapatllla. bhn Is now taking the third bottle, and never felt bettor In hor life. Wo teel It our duty to recommend It to every ono wo know." CJeo, Sou EliVILI.v, More Unit, Cook Co , 111. I took Hood's Sarsapar Un for Rcnernl do'illlty, and was wonderful y bciicflttcd by It." J. 1'. Joum sok, Martin's ferry, 0. Hood's Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggist. Hi l for V. Prepared by C l.lIOOl) & CO., ApoUiccarltu, Lowell, Mass. (00 Doses One Dollar CUKES WHERE All ELSE FAIIS. Best OoiikIi Syrup. Timlt-s pioil. Uho lit tune. roiu ov iinmj;iMi. mm mm. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW 1,001 1 mpnrtnnt thing ynu never knew or thought of about tilt human body nnd It" tuirloiln tu irans, Jlaw II re it pe rpttuatfd,lietillhmrcil,iUitatetinluetd Jlow la aevtn jnrnifU iinorniircnm iimist-rrttuo, ir.iui in rtinWtj lltwnfi.Our. ,i nil ftirtn of iltketme. Jltm'tocurcCrnup.dttt Kvtt.Uuplurt, l'hlmnsti.tlt., I hnn In inate.bthn mill l)nitarriaijf.h:tt't'irlrelialitri ?.!.: mil Min '!-.. H.ii.'.m.i wnw tSV-Ti I'M. 11 V It I I Hi i Itl.UH . .lUUllJI'JI Hurray II 111 l'ub. to , lV.0K.2Sth.ijt. Hew York. All People Appreciate Hones) Goods fHilOLESEK INDIGO-BLUE FLANNEL SDITS aim: ai.i. rt iti: wool, Always look well and ulve lonir service. Coat of thn Kt-iiiiluit iirtlolu hawt on a "Ilk hqtiKi-r. "(Inly uiirineins matin from .Mlildle't'X 11. n It'll bear till hanger, H K.MM;!.!., IWY.V (. Aceitts, M I l)lil,l'.si..v uu," ius;un, new i ora., i-iiua dt-lphlit. SOLD BY ALL LEADING CLOTHIERS. A HEW OUTFIT KENSINGTON WORK mnlalm 200 Xt'tr uml Original I'crlurntt-il NHinliiir lutt rii on IhiMt lluhii l-rmtiiiiuit ratr, i llox Itabrlti, 1 Jlux Vlilto hi limit Ins I E I hhtmnin.. l.aU.l. a. r,.rilUi.t I'onttcr fi r dirlt filth t, Ij hvw :M lo lIHI-t. 1 JNriv 31 un u it t ur lvfiiliit;liMi iiihI I'im'v urk VIM) Or)i;iial J llu.trilt lout. 1 U I'Htlfrm In Utl out (4 fiuil If flilnery, nnj are tLt Unfit attrrni i-ro. flureu. unorj,' i ie vi'U new tr.a t(trlJ dt-si,;tit rtrNitv tlrtljm for LWk In Crti rUliwmk.9i! In,. lflriUml Not In l.of. lyi irlff, Viln.,hai In witrr Illy Ukt Vi8 Id., (ioltltu HoJ ami 'I Mult, ViS In., s.iuirrl catluff nuta In lunch of trt-r,9(i in,, nut iiy aiiii imiivrciiiioniuiiiia tfnt 9a8 in.. Jin nth vl I'nntW, ViN in.t 1tia Uum-i fur Kit-l-nti Wutk, 1 1.1 It' if, Lily of lli ValUy.Coifofiib.UotJcn IU4 anil otttr liandiii deilitm for Tbrr mftntti,h IJt-r'i Vb, l'ond Lllr. Tu h,()U, anUtlir dftltinii for lUnnrri Atul hlocil Covtri. all Iti Int hi In ill. f.nMtii Hod, 4 I fin., Hunrhta of Ku- 4 Ui,,Uuljrl..T'i iutlfni,9 tn., HarUrry. Vln.. Slrawttrry, IMoia iii'H'", a ni,t -sii j c in. iiij ID atorlMl Cr)iUl Kit hlupi (new) lt 22 i I.ara ilitrh d-trD, llirda, hlnrki, I )wa, HmirllU-i, Iiy d.t'M,(. 'inn. 1 aide Mat dfiltcn, Krull dpn, I'mtrvlla C deipfn, AIfiaUt, UMh dr-ilrt,r. tit.nuly fur thla outfit J III: FA? ly ati.trtii.uiri ari(tii, i abif nt. nc ar.t nn in AMY WOltlv llluairatlon, wlilch aerrra torarrr tl iattrp In tiiaii d iuf aHn.i.lDt; for j tit r nrt;)ilri,oT at a riteptaclt fur tba oiilflt at hotnt, At rejeu lur rt'tntl prlrratlie pntlrrria nlnnr iuuld uinuunl tu ut 11 ..vii. I - I i . T v... k.l fik l.snill .a ka.n In ttila noin anu nrnaifitniuia: intir own ana cuii'irrn bciuiiikib i ui roa ran ill tblt outfit for ao llttla inonty la that w uiauufarturt tit in ah r-urH-ltca and pay na aecond prorila to anynna. Many ladlta arc auntsorllnr ihtintali-fi lodavdulnif atainrloaT. and tbt "fraa"li bvcom Inif innrt pralQt atary day. Our linmniM factory frnti itr 3'-0 1 1 int . l. DrtNLcn lu,. vniamngiora; tonn. big "10-cent bottlo" with 0 cents' worth This cut shows tho smallest slzo of IF PAGE'S LIQUID CLUE bottlo, -outsldo and insldo. or JU.Alil.llH tltlnitu Itumlte. euttomrrs, and ours H'TlCK, oriTTi r- nn i l DUI I LL rULL WHEN YOU BUY IeIWS. card with five 2-cent stamps for sample ctwitHT co., oioucester, iwaaa. L I zni i hJ GET j tu i e $ I I I I MALT BITTERS, If you wish to bo relleretl of those terrible Slctt Ilcndachoa and that miserable Sour Stom nclt. It will, when taVrn accordln;; to dlrex tlons, euro atiijr cnno of Hlclc Ilendnclil or Sour Stomach. It cleans tho lining ol toiuncli nntl bowol., promotes health; action nntl swret scorrtions. It mitkes pur Iilomt ami Rives It free llotv, tints nrndlng nutriment to evi-ry mrt It It the smfcat, Iroillrt ami nnrott Vocctalilo Kfintlf ever liircutcd for alt dlaeascs of the atouiBcli and liver. J. M. Mooro, of rrmini;'on, Mich., run: ttj miot-ltig f runt Mr k llentlnelio nud Sour Motiint'li terrililiv Olio bo'.Uo of Iloju and Malt Hitters cure I mo. Do not est Ilona and Mnlt Illttern con founded wltli Inferior preparations of siinilol camo. Kor s.ilo by all tlruirRists. GOODMAN DRUG CO,, Wholesale Agents o.riAii.v, .ne:i:. 156 New Scrap riclurcj nnH M Tancr Cnnlt t'ticwl imtllt'il for I Oc. Knsrx i ami ouks, ltoryion.UU rflt'l'rD-tio.lioMScrsiii. lonp I-'rlnKc.tc CarJs.cnt p.m wU) alii furllf, I'outi.Ste.iiii (Jatii lk, liar font.Coim 120 New "i-rni I'trltim atnl New Cliromi nml Hold Simp t nrji sunt pi s p.iiain-,. lo ets. HOME S'l'l'llV. f-t-ciirnii ltiitlnttt Kdticiitlon hi u uil. Hunt lu.uKi sIuliauu lliiliulu.N.'i .Miniililno ll.ililt Cnretlln la lit 'Hi tluri. No ii.iy till Ouroii. tin J. biiiriiK.N.i, l.c.iauou, Uul. HELP: VANTi:i.. SHO A Wt:i:iv nn.l es. 'l listi 41 lll il Ulltllf UUlll b It II 4 i'iil Htlillirsl nee, J K CU .VuUsta, Mala -. TELECIIAPHY S a ulcutlut) til os. Jane irn licro nnJ tittlliltluUi eurn kooJ luruu.iod. JancsUUc, Mt. 'mz&mKJM3SBsazaxxn&sa sure n-iicr i cTnifa A Casket of Silver Ware Froo Toaujrtirrioniiliowlll .acirlttitli.tr ntfsbbcr.,actaicmr sirol siil ieoJ or.1... Ulv. vnr n.nrrit eiprvti .n.l I'ott Ollre a-Mrr... AiJrcu Ct.V. SlA.NFO. CO.,l!AIITril:l.CO... I BJ nntill, QtilrUlyand rntntes. 31 lycurctlatlioinc. Corrt'.pondenc MO sollcltcilaml Jrtt trial of euro sent VI H linncstlnii-at. gators. Tiik HiiMatta H1 Urtiviirriiiii-iMr. f.nfiii-ll. Inrf. M RBTCrs sttlvc Man or Womnnln.Yfrt H BM I Crvunty tii.rlluurK.XHl. SsUr; SH, U lu I1"- Sloathaml l:t.np. i:nt-m. in ad 11 tuire, Cativaolns; otitltt Kill Kl I'artlrulart free, standard Silver ware Co. lloatoa, IIui. 1 h.v. a mi.lllva r.m..lr lorlu. .bov. ull.iw Lr II. uS ttiou.nJ. of ft... or tho wnrit ktnil ant of lonr undln lis. l..ti cr..l. Indanl. .trenr U my fall.i In 1. .ftlrtcn that I will . nt TWO 1IO ITI.M KUI.U, toc. b.r with a VAU ITAIILU TIIKAT1SK on Hits ll.ell,t any snlT.r.r. fll.tEo prill aud r. O. .JJiih. Dlt. l'. X. nLOCVH, Ui l-.atl 81., tl.T. ANTED i.nillfs nml (Jentlcmen to i.L'ii lltflil wnrLr nt. Ilil. own lionit-d. si I to t nay cnsiiy mane. Work Nt-nt by mail. .No c.uivnKlup. We linvo good tlcniand for our work, and fut tilth stonily eiiijiliiyniont, Adtlress, with stump, UiiuWnM Mt.lt). ,IVIiiti8t.,Clu.O. M JOSEPH Bpiifl GILLOTT'SI ullu 15old by AI.I. 1) KALI". Its throughout tho World, (.old Modal Purls ICx.iottllloti, 1 878. TllEATED FREE. DR. H. H. GREEN, A Spcclnllat Tor I'lovrn Vfnrt l't, Hns trcnleil Dropsy nml Its cnmpllciitlnnt with tin lit'i.t womlrrfiil succi-aii uses ve-tutalilu remedies, i-ntlri'ly lisriuli'.t, Itcinovo. sit symptoms of drops In oklit to twenty diiys. Curci patlunts pronouncoi hopclct by lha best of pliyalclant. From the first dose thn ayiuptnmt rapidly tllisp. pt-nr, nnti In ten days nt lent two thirds uf the symp. tonn fire rumuvcil, Hiimn mm' cry liuinliuir without knotvliiK atrthlnj about It. nuiiMiilicr It iloiii nit cot' vmi itnyllilnj to realize lliu inorltt of my trrntincnt fur vourtelr I am conitiintly ntirlnx csifs of lotustiin unit. cases tlistliavr hoeit tappn I n mtmlier of limes, and the ntil lent ili-elarel uimliln to llvo n wolf. (live fult history of cae Nnnio sit. h w Innu atlllctod. hosj badly sivolrti an I where, Is bnwrtt i-milvo, have legs liiir.lrd and tlrlnprd water. S-ml f ir fieo pauipblud roula'n'UK irstlinoiilali, quett I us. etc. 10 il-ivt tri-iitiiient fnrnlslieil frnnliymalb Kpllcpsy fits posltlrely cured. If order trial. senl7cots In stnmn topty notUm. II. II (lltKKN. (I. I).. M.Iodcs Avenue, Atlanta, (la. TIIK Gold & Jewelled XVua avntdud by th Natlonnl IlleiUcal Aasoclutlon TO THK AUTUOR OF TIH SCIENCE OF LIFE (irliolatlin olilor nonsuiting riiyalrltta of llio l-euuitiiy .11 tin i mat miuime;, It being Ih6 best Medical Trentltn on Msnbno I, Ex. Imuatud Vitality, Nervous and l'liystc-tl I 'illlty, I'ri'inature Drcllne In Man. the KrrorsnfVoub ral the tinluld ml.urli't rciultl. g from indltcrrtlont or rxccss In curly life, which the author has proved may lie nlluvlatnl ami pultlrely cured. It It laiidiird Me. Ileal Work au tlie abuvr. aud Is s Ire sa tire to every youn; ami middle-ai;ud msn. War muted as represented or the minify refbnded la every Inilancei niij pnveai emliossrd ninriln. fnti liit 12.1 perscrlptlons for all Ulsuaies. Price only 81, by mall, scaled, post-paid. Illustratlvn aam Ir free to all. Uend niw. 'mis work Is untverssllr recommended by the press, clergy, parcuta ard traclirrs, ami every one of Its more ttim a intllloa rcmlors. KTory man, youiiKor old, .luuM read this IkioW. and every m.Teror sli mid consult the author. 'Tliero s a balm lu Ulleadj there Is a pliyilcla there." Address l)r.V. II. I'A KICK It. 4 tlalBicb st.Ilnston. Ma.a. TyiafirifrilMirrriiriiiaaataaai MST Ol? DISILVHTJ3 ALWAYS CtntABUS BY USINO ' MEXICAN" MUSTANG LINIMENT. op iroux fiksii, Ithonmnllsm, Iluroa and Scalds, Btlncsnud lilies, t'utsrwid Urulaes. Hpralus A: Hlltchos, CoutrncledSIusclea, Stiff Joints, Ilackacho, Kruptlons, l'rost Ultes, OF AXI1UU. Scratches, Hores anil Galls, Hpuvln, Cracks, Scrotr Worm, Grsb Voot Kot, Hoof All r .. ... Hwlnny, Founilera, Hpralns, Htralos. Sore l'eet, StllTuess, and all external disease, and every hurt oraocUeES. For general us In family, stabl and stock jratd, It la TUB BEST Ol' ALL LINIMENTS W. N. DH 0tli.aU 30515