The n -SMC VOL. II. UNlOft, OREGON, SATFBDAY, AUGUST 22, 1885. Oregon THE OREGON SCOUT. An Independent weekly Journal, issued every rt Saturday by JONES & CHANCEY, Publishers and Proprietor. A. ft. Jones, 1 j B. ClIANCEV, I Korean. Editor. KATES OP 8UHSCIUPTION: Cftft copy, ono year $1 to 1 00 Tbree months 75 Invariably cash In advance Bmw! of advertising mmlo known on appll otuion. Correspondence from all parts of tho county Elicited. AiUrew; all communications to A. k. Jones, Bdltor OreRon Scout, Union, Or. Lodge Dlrctry. Oka vn RoNnr. Valley Lodge, No. M. A. V. and A. M. Meets n tho second and fourth Saturdays of each month. O. F. Belt., Tf. M. C. K. Davis, 8eretftry. Ukiox I.odo K, No. :, I. O. O. F. Heprulnr meetings on Friday evonlnjts or each week at tholr hall in Union. All brothren In good ItanUInK are iuvitd to attend. By order of the lodirc. S. W. LONG, N. O. 0. A. Thompson, 5?cy. Clitireli niroftory. M. E. CHnncn Divine sorvlco every Sunday at 11 a. m ami" p. m. Sunday school at . p. ra. I'rayer meeting every Thursday evening t 11:30. Kkv. Andeksojj, Fnstor. PnEsnvTKiuAN Cnuncii llegular church ncrvices every Sabbath raornlner and cvonlnpr. I'rnyer ineettnir oach week on TVednesday evening. Sabhath school every Sabbath at 10 a. in. Kov. H. Vehnon Hice, Pastor. St. John's Enscor.M. Cuuncii Service ivcrr Sunday at 11 o'olock a. in. Kev. W. K. Powell, Hector. Coutily OHIcera. Judgo A. C. Craig jherlH A. L. Saunders Clerk II. F. Wilson Treasurer A. F. Honson School Superintendent J. L. Illndmau Survuyor K. Slmonls Coroner E. H. Lewis COM.M1SSIOXKHS. Beo. Acklec Jno. Stanley State Senator L. n. ltlnchart nUPHRSHNTATITHS. F. T. Dick I. K.Taylor City OMlcera. Major D. B. nees COU.fCIJ.MKN. 3. A.l'ureel W. D. IlpMIoman J.H. Elliott Willis Skiff J. II. Eaton O. A. Thompson Itacorder J. H. Thomson Marshal J. A.Dcnnoy Treasurer J. D. Carroll Street Commisslonrr L. Eaton Departure or Trains, Render east bound trnlns leave at !):30a bi. West bound trains leavo at 4:!M p. in. PISOFKKSIONAIi. j. k. crites, ATTOIWEV AT UW. Collecting and probate practice specialties Otllce, two doors south of PoctoSlce, Union Dregon. R. EAKIN, attorney at Law and Notary Mic. Otllce, ono door south of J. II. Eaton's More, Union, Oregon. I. N. CROMWELL, M. D., Physician and Surgeon Offlee,.ono door Houth ot J. D. Eaton's store, Union, Oregon. A. E. SCOTT, M. D., Has permanently located at North Powder, where no will answer all calls. I. W. 8IIEI.TOK, JESSE HAIIDESTI'. SIIELTON & IIARDESTY, ACTToftrvvYK at law. Union, o. Oregon. T. II CRAWFORD, O ,VJTISW(Y AT LAW, Union, - Oregon. D. Y. K. DEERLNG, Physician and Surgeon, Union, Oregon. Otllce, Main street, next door to Jones Bros. j3rioty store. wHesldence, Main street, second house south of court boi0c. ' Chronic dlseasoi a specialty. . i iii:i,e,, JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, Notary Public and Conveyancer. Oraco. B itreot, two doors east of Jones Bros.' variety itore, Union, Oregon. J. M. CARROLL, Rotary Patilic aud Collecting AgcnL Office on the creek, opposite Howland i f.loyd'i furniture store, Uuloii, Oregon. II. F. BURLEIGH, Attorney ut I,utv, Iteul I'Miito and Collecting: Atfuiit. Land Office Business a Specialty.' Office at Alder, Union Co., Oregon. T. Wrmiit, Cashier. FIRST NATIONAL Bill OK- UNION, ORKGQN. o Does n General Banking Nusiiie. Buys nnd sells exchange, and discounts com mercial paper. Collections carefully attended to, and promptly reported. -COMMERCIAL- Iirar ant Fell Opposite Ck.vtk.vniai Hotel. JOHN S. ELIOTT, PROPRIETOR. Having furnished this old nnd popular lyostelry witli ample room, plenty of feed, good hostlers nnd new biiRgics, is better prepnred thnn ever to nccommodato cus tomers. My terms nro reasonable. GOVE TANNERY Adam Crossma.v, PnorRtnion. Has now on hand and for sale the best of HARNESS, LADIGO, UPPER and LACE LEATHER. SHEEP SKIXS, ETC. l(HMItI) 1MEICKS Paid for Hides nnd Pelts. WALLA WALLA BEER DEPOT. Corner Main and A Streets, Union. E. MILLER, - - - Proprietor. Keeps always on hand the fincot brand of WINES, LIQUORS, and CIGARS. The very best Lager nnd Rock Beer in tho mnrket, at 2." ecu tit a quart. Beer and lunch 25 cents. A fine billiard table for the accommoda tion of customers. Drop in and lie tiocia ble. RAILROAD FEED AND LIVERY STABLE Near the Court House. A. P. Benson, - Pboi'hictou. Union, Oregon, Pino turnouts and first-claim rig for the accommodation of tho miblic Generally. Conveyances for commercial men u. spe cialty. 2Hriie accommodations for feed cannot be excelled in the valley. Terms reasonable. -BLUE MOUNTAIN Main Street, Union, Oregon. Heniiy SniiKKit, . - Pnoi'siinon, pSr-Ordcra from any rmrt of tho vullc.v will receive prompt attention. I have on iuuih some very nne litiuiL ur.i'Ai. wroji in nnu sample it. NORTH POWDER Restaurant- PONY STEVENS, PROP. The traveling public will please tako no tico that, in addition to my saloon in North Powder, I havo opened a first-t'lass share of tho public patronnge. The tables "in uinuyn uo Hujipneil wiui mo BEST THE MARKET AKJ'OUDS, nnd no pains will bo spared to innko my r i.ti . Call on me, eat, drink and bo happy. Tonsorial Rooms Two dors south of Jones Bros.'Silore, Union, Oregon. J. M. Joitxso.v, - - Pkoi'iiiktok. Hair cutting, shavim; and shampooing dono neatly uml in the best style. CITY v 1AT v MET Main Street, Union, Oregon. ROIII.NS it BkNSO.V, - PltOPItiKTOIIh. Keep constantly on hand BEEF, P0KK, VEAL. MUTTON, SAU SAGE. HAMS, LARD, ETC. IIAL -:- HOTEL. Union, Oregon. Dan. F. Moonu, . Pitoi-ituiTOit. A well stocked bar in connection with the house, nnd none but tho best brundd of liquors and cigars kept. LARGE SAMPLE ROOMS for tho ac commodation of commercial travelers. Geo. WmanT, President. A STBIHU OP SISVff Who know Ilebrcwl Who hncnr UrttKI Who thetongu th UrJlr yck! Htrc'e a set (tf niftielaR nd Aft itconU ov a pjrauiia. What Is mcnat bv all thw frelv lllulfh blotcWs, browutsli svcckWdJ Thsc are words. 1 clW prlsUd On each cfif -shell fiiiatly tltitnl; ('haaMlos laws thu birds inut ti& WUit If lnbould try towadl On the Oriole's, scratched nnd stirred, Thl totrncc I lind not hard: "Brt'i-Wd brijht as trumpt-HoverJ Builder of a tsu lupins; bowr, Alrijt dvcdlsE ever seen, In the elm-trce's branches ffreen; fiurles crolir, shall be The little bird that sloops hi mill" On tb Blue Jay's, ccreenlsh-gray, Dottlnp fine would seem to say: "t hattorliif: hraucart, crested thief, Testr to the ooda in chief, Dandy piy in brllllnnt blue, t'ruel plutton, coward too; Svrcamltic, tileaniiii: roRiie shall be The little ulrd that sleeps In mcl" On Bob Lincoln's, brownv-whlto, This ls'wrlt, if I read riaht: "Gailnnt lover in the clover, Willi Ills gladness bubbling over; Waltz r. warbllni; liquid notes, Tcs, ami one ttiat lia li tno coats t Nimble, neat, and blithe shall be The little blnl that sleeps in mo I" On the King-bird's, crcamy-hued, Huns this legend: "Sulky, rude, liny tyriuit, winced with b ack, Hlg of head and gray of back; Teaser of tlic haw k and crow, And ( f flies the deadly foe; Short and sharp of note shall bl The little bird that sleeps in met" On the Moek-blrd's, blulsh-crccn, lu epot and b ot these word arc seen "Prince ot MneerB, sober-clad, Wildly merry, wildly sad; Mcckinc all tho feuihered throne. Bettering still each bird's own soug; Madcap masker he shall be, The Utile bird that sleeps in me!" Helen Gray Cont, in Ut. XichtJas for August, LORD SUMNER. CIIAPTKU I Judge Graf noy, although ho profess- du great lovo lor American institutions. was a snob. Tho sound of a titlo was music to his soul. Ho spent a season in England, and, during tho time, bo- camo perfectly enchanted with British manners and "especially with British aristocracy. Tho judge's daughter, nose, was siriKingiy nanusonio; : trillo scornful, perhaps, but still won derfully attractive. Sho had boon taught that nothing in America was good enough for her. Ono day, just after site had attained her oighteenth year tho jitdgo said to her: "Rose, havo you over thought about getting married?" "Not very seriously, father." "You havo had a proa I deal of com pany, and 1 didn't know but that sonic one of your many admirors had Bueceeueit in impressing you." "No, I have never bcon very deeply impressed. There is plenty "of time for mo to think of getting married. 1 am not in a hurrv, for at best 1 look upon marriage as a sort of surrender." "les, but all women should niarrv She may bo a slavo in marriago but without marriago sho is nothing. am proud of you, Rose." "Thank vou, sir." "Not at all. Ever since you wore a little girl ever sinco your mother died 1 have had almost tho ontiro care of doublr you; so wo havo cause to bo attached to each other. Do you know what I have long hopodp I havo hoped that you may marry an English lord." "You are not rich enough, father, to render mo so attractive." "Yes, but your beauty is rich enough. Come now don't blush. If I can got together enough money next spring I shall go to England again and tako you with mo, and I wager that you'll catch ono of tho liueyt lord of the roalm." "Perhaps 1 might not love hiiu. fa ther. " "What! not lore a peer? Nonsenwe. Your uitu rutut bo to compel him to lovo you." "I have komelimos thought that I can never lot anybody." "That'a vhatrrr w otnsui fiuyg." Insoolety Koo vua, in conboquonoo of her father's snobbishness, at a dis advantage. Koarly orwrj oae kw of bar fathog'i awbititnw uubnojo, got nfe' people vera o&eaa ooun to slyly twit tho tflrl. 'Ooo evening a rather distiotulabeJ man stopped ot tho rilhijo hotel aJ wrolo the following on tao agister, 'corgo Alfonso Sumner, London, England." The characteristic a su ture was shortly afterward viowed by a score of idlers. &iic of them marked: "I'll lot that's tho jiidgo's lord, como ovor to clafni his own." "1 shouldn't wonder," tho clerk ro joincd. "Somebody ought to gogind tell him." Shortly afterwards, tho iudcro enter ed the hotel. "Judge," said a misciovous fellow, "do you see that mnu ttaudimr over there?" Who, that tall, lino Jookimr fol low?" 9 " "Yes. Who do you supposo ho Is?" "1 have no idea". "I'll tell you. Ho is Lord Georiro Alfonso Sumuor. of Loudon. It is hinted that ho has come over in tho interest of his government, to seo about certain railroad bonds." 'That sop" tho judge with groat concern hskou. "That's what thoy tell mo. It is a kind of secret mission, I understand. He does not want any ono tu know that ho Is a lord." "Aroyou acquainted with him?" "No.'' "I was in hopes you wore. 1 would like to receive an introduction to him." Tho judgp iraa determined that nothing should proTont him from be coming acquainted with Lord Suroncr, o, hen ho thought that no one wa watching hini, ho approached tho fctreugor, who had taken a scat on tho balcony, and aid: "How do tou do. sir?" Tho man looked suarohingly at tho judgo and thon replied; "Very well, I thank you. Won't you sit down?" inclining his hoad to ward a chair." "Thauk you, I will sit down. First let mo introduce myself. I am Judge Grafney." "My minio is Sumner," replied tho man. Thoy cordially shook hands. The judge sat down. " "You aro a stranger hero, I believe, Mr. Stunner?" "Yes, sir, 1 havo just arrived." "How do you like our littlo town?" "I am very well ploascd with what 1 havo seen of it." "I am very glad to hoar it, sir, in deed, hut 1 am very sorry that ottr hotel doesn't allbrd botter acconuno dations." "Yes, that is very unfortunate." "How long do you expect to remain in this out-of-tho-wav place, Mr. Sum nor?" "1 hardly know. I dislike very much to think that I'll bo cotnpollod to put up with this hotel for any length of time, especially as my only object in coming hero is to seek rest, away from tho busy world, in whoso grinding turmoil I havo been so ruthlessly whirled." "Ah!" mused tho judge, "ho talks like a lord." "You aro from London, I believe?" "Yes." "Are you related to Lord Sumner?" The man smiled and said that ho was not. Tho judgo declared to him self that it was a sly trick to conceal his identity. "Mr. Sumner, -ou spoke of the hotel. How would you liko to remain at my house during your stay hero?" "1 should not like to put any ono to trouble." "No troublo at all, I assure you, sir. I have a largo houso, plenty of room and 1 live at home, sir; live at home. Come, go with mo now, anil I will send a negro after your luggago." Nothing could havo tempted tho judge to havo used the American term, "baggago." "1 shall avail myself, judge, of your "kind oiler; and, let mo now remark that if you should como to Loudon, you will find mo most hearty in re turn in r the courtesv." OHAl'TKK II. The judge's houso was large and airy. Lord Sumner declared that he was delighted witli the place. Ho first met Rose at tho suppor tablo. "llor beauty made him glad." Wlion sho unconsciously smiled at him, ho was thrilled. After suppor Rose and Lord Sumuor repaired to tho richly furn ished parlor. Rose, who by any other name would havo possessed just as sweet a voice, sang a pathetic song. Lord Sumner said that it reminded him very much of a song ho once heard an American ladv sing in Paris. "Havo you lived all your lifo in this" charming place?" "Yes, sir. I have never boon away but once and that was when I accom panied my father to Europe, several years ago.' "I own an old houso in Devonshire It is larger than this, but I don't think that it is so pleasant." "Is It an old castlo?" "Woll, hardly." "Tho castles aro all owned by tho aristocrats, I suppose.'" "Yes, most of them." "Do you bolougto tho aristocracy ?" "No, 1 am only an ordinary citi aen." Row knew better. She could noo that he wan a lord. Tho judge, "'ho, standing out on the porch, overheard the remark, chuckled. "Ah," ho nitiHud, "ue understand you bettor than you imagine wu do," "Hov long do you oxpeet to remain in America?" Roao asked. "I hardly know. Thw fact is, I am guflring from orervurk, and that an extended sojoura in this invigorating Ai;hborhool will ucauafat bm." "I am rld you hiro ecmo. father likes coinpoj." "How almut j'evr.-lff" "&n, I don't objnet to octeaoaov. I 009 io&)B ut, tines." lBe Mxt day and Jatf Sim- ib strolled thronea the vcwlv. Tfcs judfca Was flltnl to aw towns tu&etlMr. i toitik wo e0 is t fair vay to at tain our object," ho tBtftJV "&o what if ha should win Koto's Upr and then turn out to be a preload But confound it, ho docs not preload to b& a lord. Oh, but ho is, though, Ife must be. 1 can tell islord tho moment 1 set my oyes on him." iioso luul already lallon in lovo with the fascinating strangor. CIlAITKIt III. Lord Sumuor had remained durinir several weeks at tho judge's house. At lirst tho village people were much amused, but after awhile tiioy bogan to feel concerned. Rose was, aftor all, a good girl, they said, and why should sho th.ow hersolf away on a man who was doubtless a worthless character? The man who had told tho credulous mi go, was no longer in town, nnd tho totol clerk, who was not very friendly toward tho judge, refused to ex plain tho joko that had boon played. A kind hearted old min ister, desiring to savo his friend's daughter from a disgraceful alli ance, went to the judgo one day, and suddenly breaking oil from a skill fully designed introductory conversa tion, said: how u jour "rim rate I tlmns tou. "1 have understood that ho id a lord." "Oh, jci." "How do tou know?" "How do I know? WhT, sir, I havo brou in England. I know n lord when 1 seo ono." "Judge, read this." Tho minister produced a newspaper clipping, uesoriDing a man who was going about the country, pretondingto be lirst one lord and then another. The writer nau very wen uosoriueu loru Sumner. "What do you think of it, judge F" tho minister asked when the jurist had liuishcd reading tho paragraph. "1 think, sir, that tho writer may be correct, but that he cannot mean Lord Sumuor." "Judge, I am sorry to soo that you aro so blind." "Blind, tho douco, sir! It is you who aro blind. You aro blinded" by prejudice." " ell, I seo it is useless to talk to you." "Quito so, sir." "Onu of those days, 1 fear that vott'll havo cause to regret your lack of con sideration." "That's all right. I'll tako caro of my allairs." OIIAl'TKIt IV. Roso and Lord Sutnnor sat in tho parlor. Evening had como and tho "chatterjacks" wore singing. "Roso." Tho girl looked up. Lord Sumnor took her hands, "i usod to think I could never lovo again, but 1 lovo vou." 1 "Lovo again!" the girl gaspnd. "uiu you over lovo ucioror ' "Yos, I was once married. My wifo died two 3 oars ago. Sinco then I have boon a wandoter." "Why you said that you enmo hero because yon were overworked." "Yes, troublo imposed great labor uK)ti me; but let all thai go. I am entering upon a new lifo." The girl remained s lent. He fond ly gazed upon her. "Rose, you aro dearer to me than all tho world. If it were possible, 1 would in a now way tell you of my lovo, but all forms havo been employed. I can only say that I lovo you and that I want you to bo my wife." "I will," she said. .fust then the judgo entered the room. Tho situation was explained to him. "I willingly givo my con sent, my lord, or rather Mr. Sumner. My daughter, I am coniident, has never before cared for any one." Tho people of tho village were shocked when they heard that Roso was engaged. An old lady, promi nent in socioty, called upon tho girl. "I hoar that you aro engaged to ho married?" "Yes." "Do you know anything of tho man's family?" "Nothing." "Do you know anything about mm1"' "Nothing, only that I lovo him." "My child, I am afraid that you aro too young to tako so groat a risk. Thoro aro fovoral young men in this neighborhood, either of whom would make you a good husband." "I havo never boon searching for a husband. I was never very keon to rot marriod." "I know that, and therefore I am tho more astonished to soo that you nro about to to must I say HP" "You may uy what you choosu." "Well, 1 am iMtomshod to boo that you aro about to throw yourself away. "I'll attend to that." "1 hopo sr, my child; 1 do onvnostly hope so. You think that this man, who calls hiiuHolf Sumner, in a lord, do yon not?" "Yes." "Ho is not, nay caild. Ho by it pre tender." "All right. I woold isarry hint K I If nnu' ihni uj'iu iv I.Mi'.f "And cvttn thup auru bo prove di Jtoa." "Wll, u hoa 'tis hi paowd, X yU to jivJl with kirn." " "Ob, hov obafcisuubo yn 00." "A ad cdt, hw ktUaseacdiiikjf yc& wn." "Ob, it's bo bene'suM 0 Juu, b yew. UT eoarsa ywa miy mamy wbce yeas eaoop. 1 tiiu& tgiy xtc seae." "Taiwdr T(ta," csapm r. A fley- tafe tloe vooddiM! ww npfeta ne ed. Tho jodftft, still Ulwd, M ut coatflut to coBgrutabWto bisexu. 'tm3 wedding was to tako nJitw Thsws4y.e Wednesday afternoon tiireatkitcctives, who were looking lor u runaway bank cashier, arrived in town. Ono of thorn saw Lord Sumnor aud doe urod that ho was tho man. "Ho is tho most consummate scoun drel in tho country," said ono of tho olllcers, addressing tho hotel clerk. "Wo havo followed hitr a long dls Btnoo." "Aaln't you afraid lit '11 givo vou tho slip this tlmoP" ' "No, wo aro keeping a close watch of tho house. Wu nro going to wait until tho ceremony Is abor t to bo per formed and then we'll rush In and nab him." "It will almost kill tho girl." "I guess not. When she learns what an escape she has mado sho will havo causo to rejoice." "Tho old man will bo furious." I wouldn't bo surpr sod, but ho ought to havo better senao than to as- By the way, judge, visitor getting along?" list his daughter io tbrovier bwsoR (vwaT." "Huah. Hero conies tho judge." "I liaTe como down." said the ohl man, addressing tho hotel clerk, "to Invito HTorybody to attond the mar riage of my daughter. 1 don't know you, but will ou not come, sir?" lie addod turning to the detctive "Oil, yes, I'll bo tharc." "Yes, couie up." "You have made extensive prepar ations, I understand," said tho clerk. "1 haTo spared no expense, sir. Roso is my only daughter, you know, and I must give her a grand wed ding." "It will no doubt be a pleasant af fair," said tho detective, slyly wink ing at tho clerk. "Oh yes, I think so. What is yor namo?'' "Smith," ropliod tho detective. "Glad to moot you, Mr. Smith. 1 havo often heard of you," tho judge good humoredlv added. "I shall ex pect you to-morrow ovoning. Whcni do you 11 vo, sirP" "Now York." "Ah! Of courso you'll not sco as lino a wedding as you'vo doubtlest seen in tho groat city, but after all we'll soo that you enjoy yourself. Woll, I must go around, now. My prospective son-in-law did not want cards to bo issued, so I am going to surprise him. I'll show him how wc scare up crowds in this country." "lie's an old fool," said tho detec tive when the judgo had gono. "Hasn't got an ounce 01 sonsc," the clerk replied. Tho parlor of tho judge's houso wa expensively docorated. A largo crowd had assembled. Tho judgo was happy. Sumner nnd Roso mndo their appear ance "Now is your titno," whispered the clerk. "Yos," ropliod tho dotoctivo, "but noithor ho nor his brother ofllccrs moved. Tho ceremony was perform ed; then Lord Sumnor, aftor shaking hands with tho detectives said to hi wife: "Lot 1110 introduce my frionds the marquis of Halford, tho earl of Tufton. and Lord Gausot. " Tho four mon joined each other In a hoarty laugh. Tho crowl was astonished. Sumnor, awaro of tho suspicion with which ho was re garded, had written to his distinguish ed frionds, who were In Now York, explaining his position and request ing thorn to como in tho guiso of detectives. Lord Sumner is devoted to his wife Rose, a recont letter declared, is charmed with her Dovonshiro home. Tho simple minded old judge, though no longer n snob, is proud of ids son-in-law. Opk P. Jletul, in Arkansata Traveler. Ought to bo a Detective. A colored man camo out of an alley off Michigan avontio yes t onlay and in quired of tho grocer on tho corner: "Say, boss, has you had a watou mollyou stole away to-day?" "Why, I doclaro, if somo ono hasn't stolon a big ono which laid on tho ond of this sholf!" oxclaimod tho grocer. "Did you sco a white man an' 1 eull'd feller hangin' 'round yoro?" "Como to think of it, I did." "Dom ar' do chaps who stole dil Btollvon." "l5ld you aoa thorn?" naked tho groeor. "Nobbor did, snk." "Thou how do you knowP" Tho colored man took him down the alloy and showed him two heaps of. melon rinds aud oxclaimod: 'If do Biellyon wasn't dun stole no body would come in hoah to eat it. Dat pilo of rinds hain't half-gnawed. Dat's jist do way wfalto folks oat 'em. Do odder pilo am gnawed right down to tho bark. Dat's do work of a eull'd man, an' Joan' you forgit it. Down dar' am a rind all alone. Do chaps got scar't na' run'tl away aforo dey was dun." . "Say, nay bo you aro sharp enough to catch 'om," said tho grocer. "Wall, I dnnno," was tho roply. but in tho courso of half an hour tho man brought in a hang-dog look ing Ait'ican mid tunned him over with tho ronanrk: "Hunk's ono o 'osn but do odder" km Hkvpped" "Sew do eo. !inv ttuA thiw fellow "JUwe 1 mm ieoKoe for a uarkoy wM nwaoilyen scod on las shirt-Ossom, m' mim no iw4. ijbtb uun guilty, !Mt Ibis aat thirty-llvo cents to settle vdi yo." th froo)iys lio'll liiaa) that man e Haj (bet)utive) tro erbcaaka log A liWX) laelvheo to yearn; mon wish- it to cetWgmto to the wesL If you nr coeaing for tho Ieasuro to find out tho ways 01 tno west anu havo somo fuir, como along: you can get plenty of that. If coming with tho expecta tion of idling your mirso with goldca money by day's work, stay at homo and dig among tho pino stumps until times get a littlo hot tor. Tho ears aro loaded every day with such young mon, who, who 11 getting to their des tination, lind no work nnd an empty nurse. The only thing for thorn to do noxt Is to doad-beat tholr way back by riding betwoon freight cars or con cealing thomsolvcs in box cars, If they can bo found empty not quite as de sirable a way as thoy came, iuere was a young mau, recently, after be ing klokod off tho train several time, was asked .by the couduotor where ht was going, said: "I havo started for St rati! aud Intond to go there if tbo seat of inv pants holds out" ittaAe Cor. ileadvifle JteimblieaH.