Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Oregon scout. (Union, Union County, Or.) 188?-1918 | View Entire Issue (July 11, 1885)
"Kitrhl I'enrt.' "I wns right peart till tho rheumatic sot in," said a sullVring old mail who lived near the swamp. Fact is wher ever yon live you can't bo "right neart1 if oa arc a "viotim of this troubli sonin disease. Captain ('. W. IIotsonpilliT. Springfield, O , says: "I found great relief from inilati'miatory rheuumtUm v by using Brown's Iron Bitters." Thou- sands of other people havo found sim ilar relief. Paul J- Hnyne, the southern tmise, ia six feet in his Ntockiugs. Fort I)ISi:ASK of horsrannd cattle, nothing compares wlih Veterinary Oarbollsslve. It U theonlv preparntlon that lciitrs no scir an I Inva riably crows Uic lmlr In It orlRlnal color, Sold by druggists at so cent and 11.0). llniri)rl Saure. Tr' It on your bcnai. It Is delicious. Sold rtcrytvii. ip, Secretary Bnynnl weighs 202 pounds. He is also a good niiiti. CURES Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica Lumbago, Backache, Hcari-Tchs, Toothache., Boro'i'lirint,SivpI!liic.Sl"'alii,15rul8C3, ltii wis, Senilis, 1'ronl Itilc, jtcn xu. oTiirr. noim.v ruxs and Atitrs. Sol4tl)ri;jUU it Praters .f.'-Ttvli.re. FUly CtsutaaUilll., Directum lnlllAtiausges. TUB CIt AKI.I.9 A. YOOr.I.EIt CO. OWenor, t J TOOZIIR 4 CO.) liilllm.rp, B.L, V. S. A. At thill fvuumn tinnrlv Isterv onn lioofta to libo I.OI110 sort of tonic. IKON outer into alinoct every phy sician's proacriilion for Ulufottho uoed building up. THE BEST TONIC. For WcnUnrco, T.nnsut"dr. l.itrk of Jinprcy, Arc it HAS, Mi rQI'AI.. and li tbn mil v Iron medicine that ia not iiijitl inn". It liurirliets llio lilooil. JiiviporutP llio System, UcHturesiAiiltrlltc.AiiWlliKCfiliou It doco not blacken or lnjuco thn toeth, mum heal, aeheorprnduco constipation- "iher Iron me-luinttdo Dr. G. II niNKi.rT, a leading physician of Kpriueneld. O., pays: "Brown'n Iron Bitten I' a thoronEhly rood medl clno. I nro it in rayprsrtlco, and find ttsartion exceln all other forms of iron, In sveaknea or a low condition of the asstem, llrownV Iron Hitters ia nsuelly a peeitive necetsity. It is all that ia claimed for it' o Genuine has trade mark and creased redlllncs on WTapper. Tulip no other. Sladeonlyby HltOWN t'llllMlL'AI, CI).. nAI.TIMOHK.MH. Ladies' Hand Bonn ntofnl and attractive, con taining list rf pri7PH for retype, infrrmation about coins, oto.. pivrn away by all dealers in medicine, or ' mailed to any addnas on rocoipt of 2c. atarup. Aii nallspmei in tie BROAD CLAIM ol mm VERY BEST OPERATING-, QUICKEST SELLING- AND MOST PSRFSGT BOOSIHS STO? Ever otXorrrt to flic public. BITTERS, If you trlsh to bo rclleycd of those tcrrfblo Elcl Xleadaclios and that miserable Sour S to Hi ndi. It will, when taken accordlnB to direc tions, enro any cnso of Sick Headache or Sour Stomach. It cleans the lining of btomacb. and bowcli, promotes healthy action and sweet teeretlons. It makes pure blood and gives it frre flow, thus Bending nutriment to every part. It Is the safest, pcodlcat and unrest Vozotablo Ueniedy ever ItiTentod for ail diseases of the stomach and liver, J. II. Moore, of Fnrm!neon. Mich., says! My mi Her I lie from Mlrlt IXcadncIje and Sour Stomacli km tertiOle. Olio bolUe of Hops and Malt Bitters cured tue. Do not rat Itoj and ITTalt Bitters con founded with inferior preratatioii3 of similar name. For Bale by all urugsUts, HOPS & MALT BITTERS CO, Detroit, Mich. lloitetter'a Stam. cb lilltcra connnera and Drevrnu ma larial fevera, dya- tlpatlon. a ttcJcocr to UJnrr and blad nenala. cn rente ccn der allmenu and rheamatlim, and la oi me greattai raise la cari of bodily trouble arlilnr from weakuea raa. Old peo- pie are creatly aided by It and It la hlebly letTlrrahlfl to con TilcacrBtaand ladles Indelicate brallb. It la. moreover, a uae fu! medicine to take wl b one on loox tourney, and ro Qu it ricti the effect of menial einauatloa. Kortale cr all Dror tiata and Dealers lenerall, tosa,, STOMACH, BITTER raffliis HI ems us ia an ty s&wjir- irVJ tv r.r rjj-' O O 1 J m MA IT o! I Oyster Eaters. The month of March is hero, a month in which the ox stur. in this latitude, is supnoed to don its most appetizing qualities and tempt theepicure to even more than his ordinary indulgence. Kxactly how many of them it is possi ble for him to swallow at a sitting wo won't nroteml tos.iv. Capacities vary in ditl'erent individuals, and as tho cpieure is, of course, an individual, no delinito number can bo tixetl upon as his rule. Speaking of capacity in tho oyster line, tho following sto'ry will bear repeating. Not a great many years ago a some what celebrated European prima donna visited this country and, with her maid, vook up her quarters .it ono of the fashionable hotels of Sew York. Hearing tho American oysters praised so highly, 3ho determined, on her re turn to the hotel after one of her operatic, performances, to givo them a trial. Kinging for tho waiter, bho gave her order. "Bring oysters for one." "How many will you have, Madame?" akcd tho waiter. "llow manv? Well. I am very hun gry and might pos.-ibly got tlirough with a thousand, but a hundred will answer my present purposes. You nviy bring mo a hundred to commence with." And taking up a newspaper sho commenced scanning its contents, first giving a passing glanco at the surprised expression that crossed the man's face as ho left the room. After it delay which, to tho hungry prima do.ina" seemed necdlelv long, a kno' k cam" at the door. "001110 in," and half a dozen waiters entered, in single file, each bearing .1 tray half li'.led with plates containing saddle rocks on tho half-shell, quarters of lemons, crackers oto. Tho secret of tho servant's surprised look as ho left tho room after receiving the order was now plum to tho lady. iitr ignorance of tho dimensions of tho American oyster hud been tho cause of her per petrating :i practical joko at her own expense a joko which sho was now rather anxious to keep to herself. Quietly dismissing tho itnvants with "Yes, 'those will do; yon may go." sho commenced and ended her feast, wondering how sho was to dispose of Iho dozen of great oysters that still lay on tnoir shells untouched., A mo lUent of doubt,- and slio raised tho window; then taking up the oysters one by ono with her fork, she scatter ed them out through tho window in ail directions, continuing tho operation until the honored shells hiy empty upon tho plates. Then ringing tho bull for the servants, sho sat down at tho table and pickeil up hor paper. Tho look of astonishment upon 'tho faces of tho servants when they enter ed and saw tho empty shells fully compensated tho lady for tho mistake sho had m-ade in hor estimate of tho American oyster. "Take away these shells and bring me another hundred stay, to-morrow will do;" and the astonished withers tiled out of tho room vritlrtheir load of shells and a high opinion cf tho prima donna's capacity lor oysters. Princes, poets, pontiffs, orators, statesmen, and wits have gluttonized over tho oyster bed. Oysters wero at one time, it is true, in danger of being forgot en. From the fourth century' to the fifteenth they wero not much in use; but from that dato to tho present tinio tfio de mand has novor slackened. Going back to tho times which we now regard as classic, wo arc tqld that wo owe tho original idea of pisciculture to :t cer tain Sergius Orata, who invented an oyster-pond in which to breed oysters, not for his own tabic but for proiit. 0 Vitellius ato oysters all day long, and some people insinuato that lie could eat as many as a thousamPat ono sitting a happiness too great for liel'of. C.dlistlicnes, tho philosopher of Olynthus, was also a p:tssionnto oyster-cater, anil so was Caligula, tho Koman tyrant. TIio wise Seneca dal liod over his few hundreds every week, ami tho groat Cicero fed Uti elonuoncu with Hit! dainty. Tho Latin poets snug tho praises of tho oyster, and tho fast men of ancient Koine enjoyed tho I poetry during their carouse, just as ! modern follows, not at nil classic, cn , joy a song over their oysters in tho parlor of a London or provincial tav ern. in all countries thoro aro records of tho excessive fondness of great mon for oysters. Cervantes was an oyster lover, and ho satirized tho oyster-dealers of Spain. Louis IX., careful lost scholarship should bceonio delicient in France, feasted tho learned doctors of tho Sorbonno onco a year on oys ters; and another Louis "invested his cook with an order of nobility as a re ward for his oystcr-cotkery. Napo leon, also, was an oyster-lover; so was Kouaseau, anil Marshal Ttirgot used to eat a hundred or two just to whet his appetilo for breakfast. Invitations to a dish of oysters wero common in tho literary and artistic circles of Paris at tho latter end of tho last century. Tho encyclopedists were' particularly fond of oysters. Ilelvetlus, Diderot, and tho Abbe Kaynal, Voltaire, and others wero continued oyster-men. Among British celebrities, Alexander Popo was an oyslor-eator of taste, and so was Dean Swift. Thompson, of "Tho Seasons," who knew all food tilings, knew how good a thing an oys ter was. The Caterer. Peculiarly French. Tho snmo features aro uhvays found at French balls year after year, youth ful, bright-eyed, red-cheeked and agile women. I have observed that these young creatures, who hnd certainly passed 30 years when I iirst saw thom ten or twelve yean ago, aro iuvariably accompanied by callow and blonde young men. I will add very oung men. Each year they come to tho masquerades leauiug affectionately on tho arm of a crushed and joyless sap ling, and tho sapling invariably th'nks ho has tho iincst thing at tfio bst!l. Thoro are, perhaps, livo hundred or eight hundred of theso narrow-chested, rather delicate-featured, light-haired and rather woll-dressod young men at every French ball, and they havemoro real vivacity and lifo, grow more ex cited over pretty things, and dmioo with mofo enthusiasm than anyone elso at tho ball. New York Cor. San Francisco Argonaut. A SlNUUliAR BOOK. Sclittllluttiit; with .Mirciii niul Itrll llnul w Ifti Truth. New York Cor. American Ittltnl Homo. Chap. I. "Has Malaria;" goes to Florida. Chap. 11. "Overworked;" goes to Kuropo. Chap 111. "Has Itheutnatism;" goes to lims. Chap. IV. Has 11 row with his Doc tor 1 TJif .bovc chapters, Mr. Editor, I find In n Ltok recently published by an r.h.mj mens author. I have read a deal n( rn."sm in my day, but I never rend urn thing '.'qual to tlTe sarcasm herein couttncd. I suspect tho expenonco porrrjtc! is a personal one; in short, the n?.thor intimates as much on pago 31. L t me give you a synopsis. Malaria, as it states, is tho cloak with -which superficial physicians cover ap a multitude of ill feelings which they do not understand, and do not much rjare to investigate. It is also a cover tor such diseases as they cannot cure. When they adviso their patient to travel or that ho has overworked and needs rest and is probably suffering from malaria, it is a confession of ig norance or of inability. Tho patient goes abroad. Tlyas change is a tonic and for a time he feels better. Comes home. Tickle appetite, frequent head aches, severe colds, cramps, sleepless ness, irritability-, tired feelings, and general unfitness for business are suc ceeded in due tunc by alarming attacks of rheumatism which lljts about the body regardless of all human feelings. It is muscular in Ids back. Articu lar in his joints. Inflammatory, my! how he fears it will fly to his heart! Now oil' ho goes to the springs. The doctor sends .him there, of course, to get well; at the same timo ho does not really want him to die on his hands! That would hurt his business! Better for a few days. Kcturns. After a while neuralgia transfixes him. lTo bloats; cannot breathe; has pneu monia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on his left side; is fretful; very nervous and irritable; is pale and flabby; has fre quent chills and fevers, everything about him scorns to go wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up strength and do mands to know what is killing him! "Great heavens !" ho cries, "why have havo you kept me so long in ig uorance?" ''Bccaurc," said sho doctor, "I rcarl your fato livo years ago. I thought best to keep you comfortable nud ig norant of the facts." IIo dismisses his doctor, but too late! His fortune lias all gono to foen. But him, what becomes of him? The other day a well known Wall street banker said to me, "it is really astonishing how general Bright's dis easo is becoming. Two of my personal friends are now dying of it. But it is nob incurable I am certain, for my nephew was recently cured when his physicians said recovery was impossible. Tim case seems to me to bo a wonderful one." This gentleman formerly repre sented his government in a foreign country. IIo knows, appreciates and declare!? the value of that preparation, because his nephew, who is a son of Danish Vico Consul Schmidt, was pro nounced incurable when tho remedy, Warner's safe cure, was begun. "Yes," 6aid his father, "I was very skeptical but sinco taking that remedy tho boy is well." I regret to noto that ex-Presitlont Ar thur is said to bo a victim of this terri ble disease. H ought to livo but tho probabilities aro that sinco authorized remedies can not euro him, his physi cians will not aiiviso him to save his life, as so many thousands havo done, by the uso of Warner's safo euro which Ken. Christiansen, at Drexel, Morgan & Co.'s, told mo ho regarded "as a won derful remedy." Well, I suspect tho hero of tho book cured himelf by tho samo means. Tho internal evidence points very strongly to this conclusion. I cannot closo my notice of this book better than by quoting his advice to his readers: "If, my friend, you havo such an ex perience as I havo portrayed, do not put your trust in physicians to tho ex clusion of other remedial agencies. They havo no monopoly over discaso and I personally know that many of them aro so very 'conscientious' that they would f;Q-prefer that their patients should go to heaven direct from their powerless hands than that they should bo saved to earth by the uso of any unauthorized' means." And that the author's condemnation is too true, how many thousands duped, and yet rescued, as ho was, can per sonally testify? The Doctor's Adricc. T. G. met an old friend, who was formerly a prosperous young lumber man up North, but whose bad habits of drinking resulted as they often do, though he has sinco reformed and is trying to do better. "llow aro you?" eaid T. O. "Pretty well, thank yen, but I havo just been to a doctor to have him look at my throat." " What's the matter?" " Well, tho doctor couldn't give mo any encouragement At least, lie couldn't find what I wanted him to find." " What did you expect him to find?" "I naked him to look down my throat for the sawmill and farm that had gone down thero." " And did he nee anything of it?" "No, but head rised me, if ever I had another mill, to run it by water." Tho distinguished U. S. Senator from Indiana, Hon. Daniel W. Voorhees, certifies that in a case of rheumatism in tho back, ho obtained instantaneous re lief from St. Jacobs Oil. IIo says it is a romarkablo remedy. Contented with His Lot. A Sunday-school tcochor said to littlo Johnny : 'You must never envy thoso little children who are rich and wear fino clothes." "I don't, not tho first dog-goned bit," "Why don't youeuvy them, Johnny?" Iiecauso thoy have to wear clean clothes, and they can't wado about in tho mud, and they havo to say please to verybody, whoopeel" Galveston Newt. Gladntone dislikes tourists as much as ho does interviewers. A Jnpnncse Festival. Tho tide of progression has rapidly advanced in Japan, and its women are being emancipated, both socinlly and domestically. Tho Tokio Times thus describes a recent festival on tho grounds of tho Emperor's palaco: "Msny Indies wero present, Japanese and foreign tho former, it was pleasant to note, as completely at their ease and as keen for enjoyment as if participat ing in a Thames picnic as sovoral of them hnd, doubtless, done. Some, in deed, wero actually unattended by their husbands, and yet tho earth did not heave tith indignation nor Fuziyama roar in eruptive protest, Tho sun uliono and the trees nodded approvingly in the light breczo just 113 if uo social mar vel were mauitcstiug itself in that an tiquo stronghold of tradition and im movable routine." YvTieti visltfew York City, via Central depot, save Hajrsrape KxpressasiP anil J.I Car riage Hire, ami stop at the lira'ml Uulon Hotel, opposite said depot. Sir hundred eloutuit room fitted up at a eostof our million dollars; $1 and upwards per dav. lairopoaii plan. Kle vator. Itcstmirant fttpplli-il villi the best. Horse-cars, stascs and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Urnnd Union Hotel than atauy other first-class JwtcUn theclty. Kini;,Tolin ot Abyssina is not handsome, but he has a good bead. The Has Collar Pad of r.lnc ami leather Is unquestionably the I est pad ever made. Hu manity demards Us u-o on every liowc wear ing a'liame collar. It prevents challtiK and positively cures siirc necUs. It ls( manufac tured ly'l)etcr Curtis, Madison, 'iOuidu" is lair," famous and forty-five, but nut fat. The Jlmp'est nnd best repultUor of thn Tlls ordered l.'vor In tho world two Outer's Uttlo tilvcr ITls. They givo prompt rolior In Bluk Headache, Dizziness, Nnusnii, .s.c.; ptovettt ntul cure Constipation ntnl riles: remove Sal lowness nml I'implcs from tho complexion, nnd tire mild find irentlo In their operation on tho towels. Outer s bittlo l.lver I'llls nrt; f mull and as ousy to tttko as sugar. One pill udou. l'llco - cents. It's a gnurly applo that catchs tho worm. In I80O "Brown's Bronchial Troches" yftro introduced, and their success as a cure for Colds, Coughs, Asthma and Bron chitis has been unparalleled. Bismarck's income is $0 an hour, or 1-0 bcera. "HOIHIII ON CORNS." Aik for Wells' "llounh on Corn." 15c. Qutcfc, conn Ittc cure. Hard or aolt torus, vnrti, bimlom The a vertigo life of man is three score and ten but the lndien never grow old. If afflicted with Soro Eves, use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eyo Wutcr. "DrugsUts sell It, 25c Mrs. It. B. Hayes is noted for her unos tentatious philanthropy. for nfiroti barbed wire fence, tve thotilderi, llleksar.4 opentvrcs on animals, use Uteuiart't Healiig rawtttr, 15 ana BOcts. a far. The Arab women nro said to bo tho homeliest women on cnrtlu IjKAUT PAINS, rolpltitttcn, Diopslrsl Swelling, Plrrlnrn. In dtcesili ti. Ilt'Silnrlic, blceplcniicaa cured by "Weill Ilcullh Kiiiiuwer." The Prince of Wales boils in hla onions in milk rather than doclorltis breath. Swiihs'i PiPTOMlZKD lmitF ton'Mj, the only Breparatlcnof beef coatulalnR Us ks'tiur nutritious rxui'iLfriEs. It rontalna blood inakloi; force, ccner atluy. and llfe-sustalului; properties; invaluable far. lUflleeHlon, dyapepsia, lienotia prottlMlon. and all forms of eeneral debility; alK. In nil enfeebled con ditions, whether tho lesult of exhaustion, ncnous prostration. o erv.ork or acute dlseaie, particularly If rcsultlne fiom piilmoiiMiy cniuplHluts.Lckwcll, Haz ard 4; Co., 1'rupilctors. KewYork.Sold by dtucslats. Speaker Carlisle lifts a high opinion of tho present administration. WTien Tlaby waa sick, we pave hor Castorla, Vhen she was a Child, alie cried for Castorla, Whnhrihocrii)MIa, ho clung to Caati, VThon sho had Children, she gave them Castoria, Bov. Dr. Tnltnugo is insured for $00,000. IIo ia a sensible rrinn. "iroroii ON It ATS." ) rteara out rnla. mice, roaches, files, tints, beilbucs. skunks, cliij:iutiksA Kl'herii. 15c. DruBclt- TlioDttkoiif Argylo i.s considered one of tho best orators of tho Knglish peerage. Don't Skip This. So many tclinmcs nro put boforo tho public for tho Ineieitso of newHpupnr clrcuhitfon, which scorn to bo plmtsltilo nnd yet nro fraud ulent, thnl when it legitimate, honest effort Is uiiulo to build up tho circulation of u lefrRI mate, honest, paper, by legitimate, honcrit means, people who havo been bo many times lu pod nro very slow (o respond to tho kouu Ine tehetno. Wo nro led to this train of thought by n perusal of thn advertisement of 'I'm: Amkiuoan Heit.u, Ilosti:, of Kochestor, N. Y., published In this Issua of our paper, to which wo call tho attention of our renders. Wo nro acquainted with both paper and pub lisher unif take plensuro In rocotnmendlnif It as ono of tho very Lioi-t farm nnd family Jour nals in this country, livery person who sends ono do lur for a year's subscription to ebo paper receives a hnndsomo present which Is donated by tho advertising patrons of tho paper. These premiums consist of Cat tle, i.itncl, Itcnporsntid Mowers, Plows, Itooks, Pictures, Orurans and thousands of other vul uablonrtleles. Thu llural Homo Co. Is en dorsed by Hon. Cornelius It. Parsons, Mayor of ItochcBtor, to whom you can write if you havo any doubts as o Its reliability. It will pay you to hend for satnplo copy if nothltiK more than to pot a look at this great twelve noKO, Hxty-column Illustrated paper. Ad dress Iturul Homo Co. Limited, Kochestor, N. Y. Senator Vest objects to being pulled down by the press. Indorsement by tho Governor of tho Mute of ITIIftajoiirl. Governor Phelps, o! tho Stato of Mis souri, Bays: ''Dr. I). K. Dickenson, of Kan sas City, Is of the medical profession and has a high repute us a Physician and Sur geon. He is one of tho founders ot tho Sur gical institute at Kansas City. I couunond him to the favornblo consideration of gen tlemen whom ho may meet." PresidentClovelnnd takes pride In paying his fare when ho rides on railroads. TYNCECOLOCI8T. disi'asus oi' wo.unrv. lx(on llu(:I, - Olllilhu, IVcls. whips: Ask your dealer for a CAPITAL CITV WHIP and be aurartaed. They are something wonderful. In sist on your dealer orderlnr the ciriTai. oitt wuir. I! (bey do not carry tbtm In stock. A. J. Oustla a Co, Ljocoia, cu. Water Gas Fuel. Fortune fa So coal.wood. verr eountv ashes, dirt, smoke or smell, fan be placed in any tore. Hums three parts water to one of oil. Write at once fordearrlptlve circular. I V. M. liATO.N & CO.,OniuliU,Neb, 1 Wltolrsals unit Itetull mam Fu rniturE DEWEY & STONE, Omaha, Nth. 1 finT T pilTl Omaba Commercial. Bead namefot l.lll.l.H 1-rH. C'ataMJtfue and specimen of peuian UUJJDUU U ship. l. U. K01I tUOb'OIM'rlnclpa. GANGERs A nw treatment. No Knife. Ko Plaster. No rain. W. (). l'syac, UartballtokB.lowa. W. N. 0, Omaha, SU 26. WITEN'WIlITrNO TO AOVEftTISBlQ) pUs, say you saw the adrertlsementln this pspe I Vigor and ViJaliiy Are ptvrn to the ti "le iftem by tin' ruilfytnc tonlnp, nnd UrciiKihe' l'iK tartuc-ic' "f IIhh1' Saran pnMla. If joit fnl"nll cnc," nre di lillltntcl by illcse, or the efftcta nf changing weather. Hood's Sirj-arntllln will build you up. e do not n'k you to tnkcthUinedtclnp mi rely bccait'C of what we any. The thoufntula of people hn testify In Ita fnor houldcertulnly cvntlnce jou of lta great medicinal merit. "I used Itood'a Saranpnrllla last tprlnit nnd enn truly my It helped mo ery much. ToUiojc auffcr-In- with Mlluua eomplnlnta. nervoua ptwtrntlon, or rheumatism, I earnestly retonuuend It." Mrs. II. CAitrcNTKR, Kalamazoo, Mich. Hood's Snrsnparllln na a bUxid purifier ha no equal. It tone the ajstem, stu'tiprthi ns nnd tnUgoratrs, KtvlnR new life. 1 have taken It br kidney com p nlnt with the hot results. lia. . ed sovernl hot tleatn my family nnd am sHtlsfle 1 r ut Its reputation is merited." i). H. Si MBi!, S :Vrl Street, ClU' ciiiuatl, Ohio. Hood's Sarss:?arilla Bold by n'l drifpRlsta. 11. sU fir a Male only by U 1. HOOD & CO., Apoth . .ir,e, I.owe.l. Mats. IOO Doc.cs Onr DoPnr. FOR BILIOUS COMPLAINTS. lllllons Complaints aro caused by torpidity, con gestion, or tho ulceration of tho liver. Tho syrnn'onu nro dark, greasy, yellow tkln, n brown or vthltUh coal to tho binguc, appetilo lrrcg. ular, often a dry cout;U nt nlrht. Tho skin sometimes breaks out Into pimples and sorc8,and tho whole system 1b outof order. rlRlit's Intllnu Vparttiblo 1'HIh nro ono of the ery best remedies known for any form of these troubles, and will certainly relievo the tiiffcrer. They are purely vegetable, ni.ado from the hert dnifs by competent hands, and ulvo satisfaction. They aro vory Kcntle In their action, causing no prlplng or unpleaaant feel ing to the most delicate. Atrial will convince any ono troubled with biliousness that Wrlnlit's lu Hun Vesctublo PIIU Is the mcdlclno hu uccdi. TBI Is ntet by thousands of first class lanufsettirers and Merlianli-s on their be.t wort, llecclvcd CiOLD MEDAL.lomlnn.'Rl.I'ronouneedrenJ Kenilcsnl ordi alfrw inl.wsnotlrrp It,wlOi fit oSsI Hauips for BAM PLC CAN T D C C Russia teat Co.,GloBcdcr,l!ass. ovcr 1600 tss.Tosa JNOrT, Bend for Clrciilnrs. QKO, Iir.VTlIUintV, Principal. ARTISTS' S 1IIU 1 UlllUUI'l HUrlslles, b . opi Plaques, ,c inn Pallets. V r Ists' r.aiol, io. Aritsts' Uoies, l'anois, Ida Oils, We I'anviiH, J5oi t.u. I I'alii'. i"o. Noveltie ami Tr ntou Ware for Perorating, liaines forl'lc u esln (lold, rioati. Oak and uroiwr. Niinpas nf molili.iL- MH; duren. fcendt cent Ntanin for Catalonua. VI Tnh.rnl.-. Oft, An. . R.ililn ltrn.lin.. To. UUt A. HOSPE, Omaha. R. U. AWARE THAT Lorillard'c Climax Plug tx-arlnc a red t(n tag ; that IxirUlard"a Nary Cllpnluca. and that Lorllhtrd'a hi tka best aud ohrMpeat, quality ovuaJdered t iierteo i.eni noeottt; tuai ixiniiarti e nana, are KIDDER'S PASTtLLES.?;;'u7.T.:t Sure relief t nnnn CONSUMPTION. 1 have a cssltlsa rarnad j far tha aboTO disease i by lis atsa thou. ai. lis of caaesof Ilia worst kind and of fon J tanillnit have !.. cured. d" Ji "-'"'"1; 1 lu ItsafUcary, t hnt I wl 1 sndT0 SOT1 l.l.S I KKK, lSfberwlliiVil.UABI.BTBB toanrsurTorar. 0lTiiespr.ssnct r o.nddr ss. ' nit, r. A. BLOCUU.lll r.srlEt., New Tork. "THE BEST 13 CHEAPEHT." excises, THRFHFRQ saw-hills, norsePowfrs ' linEOIIUIlO Clover Ilullers (RuItnOiallrPcllniifl.) WHI fur l 'til. I. IItut,lnmnh1l andrrlrcHlo'riioAultnmiwtTnylor Co, MniiKf1M ( Ht in THOUSANDS :vRy new gets a Present $500. and c Doctor. "Yes : yon are billons, .lust ret a her of I Wright's Indian Vc table li!'.s; thoy will cure yon." shown. in n -. ra m 7 t v: u 2 j' r- o So! irf -i zr 9 ca !I O r a O tho books, and will bo forwarded. Coov with List of Presents. Evervthlno-P-oAs WITHOUT RESERVATIONS li I 1 1 bus I list lsiSBlsaJ J Hal J. IbUJI II is I TO THE PUBLIC. , Rochester, N.Y ,M.r. ,1885. . 1 am arquainicu wun ine puuusners a of thaoAMKKiCAN Kurau Honu, and 1 believe tITey will fulfil every Kuaraateo they make to the public. RURAL HOME CO.. Llmltod, ROCHESTER, N.Y. Si YOUNG habit aaaaBasMMessMsaas uu.juii-, uinif niif. vm. wmi .iiwuiu uv luaiuivu iu riur Bliu ill llllfjntl wuiliret UtrflSZtl. WrXQOlM. US Uutonlala anJ va ushlo treatise a st 'inps. (Established In 1817.) ' AddresB, The Climax Medical Co.. 175. St. Louis. Mo. wife . . LYDIA C. PINKIIAM'S . . VEGETAGLE COMPOUND , 13 A POSITIVE CUKE FOR . Alt Cinsn p.tnfal Complaints and Ut.'l nrs.vi so common toour hest rniAMJ I'OPLbATIOX. , Trtft (i In llimi, pt:1 or lortnte form. Tt pttrpeie fi aoleb; r Ae Irglllmnte Uealtng of rfMe ami tin rrl'V - f11 11,31 " a" it cf.tfms fo do. fmut inticltd.tteir jtadlv tttUfy. It will cure en in ,y nlmta. ia'i troiijlei. lntlajnma Hon at'd l.'iceratl. ii, rr" ip and I placements, and coiirn.unt Sptnat V,'. a' t. a d Is particularly sdapb-dtothe change of lire. ..... llrmnoi V ,t' riat I'm' v..le tmrallcraTl!i(r fortlTuuint. nn.I rel.iTta utu rthi' Stomach. Is cure. Itloitin, llrAilm ties. r,n i, Prostration, General Itctullty, Sle. plim.'iei. IV'i.r lon and lndl re.iinn. Tint f. i ! u of Ir .innt; cluwu. iwirtnar pain, and lrtckaeuti. ni it- r tmi'ienttv nMl by ita use. Send stAtnp I 1 1 in. " . i , f r p nihil t. letter of (tiquiry count 'i:t a rkuimrtil. i .ai at drufliwta. 0 - y ENDERSON. CD3 &G03 WYAaootlE Sr., KANSAS CITY, MO. W.m.xnl W.al.... . V. .1,1 1 .....t (J. TYtVvu i 1 1,1,1 i'Hiny I'sOMf i rot mi i onri,Ja-c, rrtrtVw-C luntjCinor money rffundf.!. Chtrtft inetvnrr or hmi-'jui mrtlcniM uictl IS,, tine lost from tuii'itit. l'attcrtTvi om a u.ttinte trvttta hritull iIdi c nnii',tit?rfnr here frta f om ro' break St(f? your ro i fmiI frr tfMtn. C'l'nltation fi'O ronfltlrntiat. A UUUiw fur boLi icifi, 1'i.ust J, cent i,;eUforiX iu tumps. RHEUMATISfSS"E A rosrrrVE miE for nnrt'MATIS.M. SCOO t' any cel'i'S trfatiniM'tl..., t, , tun or liv p Omlr,tUi,roTfry in ht tit's of ii ed i Otte ti .,p fi, s relief n t -w tltf.es ra liK-!?e,l' Tfraiid pa nni" nt, fureroinp.i'teu ui .Mi TUsys. S Til statfineat ole.,. th tlsti p lor t' it srs. Ca ..or ad. tJr. Henderson, POQWyando'le St.. KantaiCily.Mo, mas s PJEW DEPARTURE WW SKILLS &JM$& g Thtmm In and mitnf wln.l i "tNTll-'W. TTI - - - - " . rvTuJvir. rw - revolrlue tho Dumn nnl. ,iultiir itttiiy t, lib nil pei R. pulleys, phnlna, rind vir' pecnllar tt all other mills. Haa a lli;.U LOCK to prvvont wheel runningwhen out ot year, hliuple, Mr.infJ sod Durnlilr. l'ullt ur- ranted, tuf l.llli Al.l.rt TM WaS'l STOVER MF'G COiTw.imowTl ri n lanes snow lluit ine moiiniiiy n ioiik cuuurtu 1 far (jrenler In the summer m in' h thnnnt any othci season. Health and perfect net' on of tho bowels are nsuri'u ny ino sr or itiiiKi' a i ooit, it ii m-uirm iu lis action, Is readily tnkun by the littlo ones, occa sions no tn upon tho illiicsltvo uiynns, nud la as sliiillated wlieiMlic stuuinch rejects all cite. Di?. A. C. SABir.. Twenty Years' Uxperlenco In Fryw bsb CI a rf illsrssra treated successfully V ria n H r sndt DUIin.nicliaal'rolep. V Sia te-S Uai Ua sus.ny.iriau tionbles, Inllnm Afin tuailou n-d 1 Kcintlons, Kail- ' C R W Al 1 1 Q 'Wml wVkne,": .ml lL.!ia WUjBJ'aS Chance of I fe. ami nil foliui li i i mi i ii li 01 Kill's 151 iniuiuos. CSIl rrllrtelii all ami potlllteiy cuiemosi oi uiuao cuiii' plalnla and t eaknesses to common to womankind, hunt diseases, l.tter complaints and nil disease" of a Private na'uro successfully treated. UAaULIUI treated and cured. Letters of Innulry connitenttslly "'wered. Address lilt. A. t. HA 11 IN. Iteutrlce, Neb. This la tho Eaeloot Runnlcar Well Drill MacMne ever niado. 1 1 brings the cuttlnn to tho kui fa co nt rat h stroko of tut drill. KondforoiirclrcularandFoi Tr-h tlio horse U laken awy and a man iiu-uiiun tho 1 0 t or. Circular iLSLUUfi1IS&HTMAH, J-sfrtT" TIFFIN. OHIO. TBIK BOSS eoLLin pad Of Zlno & Loathor. iso sioun r-.oitia macitM. It will noitlvcly prevent chafing and euro sore Wither'. Ilorau can bo worked while euro Is per feceii. liar ess makers will refund uionoy If net satis. J alter . (I daya tllol. ui:Ti:lt tJl KTIS. aiiullson, AVls. OIVE.M AWAY subscriber valued from 35c. no favoritism C3 3 a a W ro -s. r ' o o C IOO g-SIS K. 2 3 P O 45 3- . a'H. o 5. CO VlV r n n a T your prosent Wrlto for Samplo Jl I U .11 II I III II W s . ' a Jr ' ' " wtv t, K v.ivi (Stayer tf nxhtittr ftr vfrCt-SrtT- 1 tin atari tatt.) 1 1 JmffliRMb s Iff: iMii &m mm Cf-.i-rw- SLICKER Tiic Best Waterproof Coat, The FISH HKANP BMCKEIt it warranted waterproof, and will keep yoa dry In lh.hsnd.it storm. 'J'h. new i'OMillU, 81.1CKEH lsa ptrfsct rlslof coat and eovtrt the entire saddle. Utsiar. oflmltatlons. Mono r.nuloe wtUiout th "Fish Drtod" trade-mark. Illustrated Catalogue free. A J.'fowtr, ItostonAlasa. IVIEN ! . .ho hare triaed away thelryouthfulvlgror and power, who are aufferlno' from tnrrllilj. Iltl.l ISIU nH 1 .muuQ , . I as i.ittv;r'.V.i.-r;.V.V.V.I..''.--" - """i a m a a auii unnt lur uiarriuge. Mli.V or all uccii.wUu llnd their POWKR vitality. Terve and SKXUAL blllKSUTII weakened by eariy """"a or r,Ai;r.Bor.o.can receive a positive and Instills; VVUK, .iu uiaiici u tiuw luua; .tauuuiK me oastj may ue, or who nas xaiied te cure, by a few weeks or month use of the celebrated ltfc IV1YTLEAI TREATMENT At home without exposure, In I.KH3 time, and for LKS3 money than any other moth. ij In tho world. Weak back, headache, KM1SSIONS. lassitude, loss of spirit, and ambition, flooiuylhoUKtits, dreadful dreania, defective memory, I SI I'd I'K S'C'K, fit.. Impediments to marrlaa-e! and many other symptoms leading to CONSUMPriON. or INSANirv! are promptly removed by this ireaiuient, and vlnorouainauboyd reatored, Manial men, r those who intend to marry, ItRMKMliEIt, pei feet sexual stren th means health, vigorous iuo aiiu tue 1 ivo and inspector a frtlthfllt