ROSEBTJRG REVIEW
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1887.
THE WOODEX TOOTHPICK
' Its l'ccttliur Rotation to Loeely Women.
' The most potential idol breaker I
know is the , toothpick, especially the
wooden toothpick 2,500 for five cents
is the drug store rate. Now, ab
stractly considered, the toothpick i
pot a bad idea. It enables a certain
numerous class to cut a considerable
fizure in the shadow of fir3t grade
hotels. It is also a familiar property
of the after-breakfast horse car farce
that is daily played by those who pub
licly clean their finger-nails with their
toothpicks and then clear away their
teeth with them. The utilitarian mny
not always be politely bred, but be is a
prodigious economist and should there
fore command our respect. Dr. Sam
uel Johnson is remembered chiefly for
hi s great intellect, though I suppose it is
very well settled that his personal hab
its wer perhaps as filthy as those of
Socrates. In view of such history
what may we not hope that time will
bring to the mm who gives his finger
nails precedence of his teeth in the
oflice of the pickt Our education has
so fur advancod that we are not unfor-
givcably offended by men's manipula
tions of that cssenlisl little instrument;
but good God! what shall I say of the
women who s;oes abroad chewng
toothpick of the 2,o00-for five cents
variety? She afflicts me far worse
man me wouiau wtio i-h-O'i-i k, aud
spits m public, ion who have not
seen her, give your imagination a peke
and see what an image you can con
jure up. I would much rather hear a
woman swear than see her suckin
tooth j 'irk; and I am pained to obeserve
that the latter habit grows on her. I
am also cutious to know, just ass
freak of nature, the man who can look
at a tooth-pick -sucking woman and ever
azain feel for her one touch of that
v
exalted sentiment with which the chiv
alrous man is proud to regard woman
as an institution. Yesterday I was
crossing a crowded promenade. Ahead
attired in the jauntiest of costumes.
Her skirts were eoquettiskly raised in
very proper horror of the mud that
covered thai crossing, and her exquis
itely shod feet danced alon in tho
W.1V wliii.il fvprv ln.in unilprcfanrla
but which no man adequately described.
She was such a 'picture of feminine
grace, elasticity and flowing curves as
pqcts and susceptible Old 'Uns catch
inspiration from. Filled with admir
ing thoughts of the general loveliness
of women thoughts that were unques
tionably inspired by the poetic crea
ture ahead of me I obeyed the im
pulse to snatch a glance at her face,
Oh, friends! She was
chewing a
wooilcn tooth-pick. Del foil Free
Press . "
Damaging Circumstantial Evi
dence Ex-Governor Whitaker col
lector of internal revenue, has removed
Jus oflice and forces from the postoflke
building to the new and elegant quar
ters in J. P. Mann's building on Mom
son street near Fourth. In the rooms
evacuated, which are to be occupied
by the iostoflice, Postmaster Roby was
shocked to find a lot of empty bottles.
It is claimed that there arc 500 bottles,
and "Pap" Stroud owns up to fiv dozens
but hints that the others are relics of
the previous republican occupants of
the oflice. What is to be clone with
the bottles is a question. If they were
full there would be no trouble in get-
tins: rid of them, but no one wants a
lot of empty bottles, except, perhaps,
the old junk man. Qreyonian.
The great state elections in this coun
try occur in September, October and
November. In these months with an
r the politician and the oyster leave
their beds. The oyster knows when
to shut up. The politician doesn't.
The difference is in favor of the oyster,
though they both have thick shells
Aritonian.
Pi of. J. D. Hancock, for sixteen
years principal of Maple Hill Academy
near Lebanon, Tenn., has been elected
principal of Ward's Seminary at Nash
ville to fill the vacancy caused by the
recent death of Dr. Ward, its founder.
Mrs. II. M. Robertson was elected
vice-president. The same faculty is
retained.
The family of the late Joseph Lasell
a prominent manufacturer of Wbitins
villc, Massachusetts, hare given $30,
000 to Williams College to make up
the expenses to the corporation for the
new gymnasium atove special contribu
tions made for that building.
Williams College gets a valuable col
lection of eighty-three paintings through
a change of mind bj Mrs. John Field,
of Philadelphia, who was going to
build a memorial hall at Ashfield in
tribute to her husband-
The South doesn't care anything
about the return of the Confederate
flags.
"What it wants is the return of
the cold weather flags to
their old ele
vation.
If a young man starts from a good,
honest, industrious, Christian mother,
he graduates from a university better
than of Berlin or Edinburg, with a
diploma in each hand.
FARAV11ASE OF IUE 39TU PS4L31.
I Slid, I would take heed to my ways,
That my tongue no sin e'er says,
My mouth with a bridle I will keep,
While before me stand the wicked deep.
I was dumb with silence; I held my peace.
Even from good ; my sorrows increase.
My heart was hot within inc; while I was
musing
The fire burned: then my tuinrae this prayer
using;
Lord make me to know my end, and measure
of days,
What it is; that I may know how frail are my
ways.
Dehold! As an handbrcadtk my days thoust
made,
Before Thee; mine age is as an empty, shade;
Verily, man is vanity at his best stale,
Sclah! Surely man walkcth in a vain gait,
Sure.1)', Ihey arc now dis'iuicted in vain,
He heaps us riches, but knows not, who'll
gather his grain.
Now Lord what wait I for? My hpc is in
Thee,
From my transgressions, make me ever Irce:
Make not the foolUh ever me reproach;
I was dumb, so my mouth should not encroeah,
Because Thou didst it, anil from me, Thy
stroke remove,
I'm consumed bv the b'.ow of Thine hand
above
When Thou, to correct man (or his iniquity
art w rath,
Thou makes his beauty to cousumc away like
a mcth .
Surely every man is vanity Sclah!
Hear my prayer Low, and hear my cry
afar;
Hold not Thv neacc. at mf tears, fur with
Thee
I'm a stranger, and as my fathers wtie
. refuge.
O spare me, that I may strength recover,
Before I go hence, and my life, be over.
II. II. W,
Mr. John Crouse, of Syracuse, N. Y.,
will erect a college for women for Syr
acuse University, which he intends
shall be the handsomest college build
ins: in the state of Now York. Tho
site will be on the bill west of that oc
cupied by the Hall of Languages.
Among the recent
graduates of the
Woman's Medical College in JNew
York City is Kin Yaniei, a Chinese
irl, who had taken the highest posi
tion in the class. She is an accom
plished scholar, able to convrse and
write acouratelv in five languages.
Ad old clergyman once said to a
parishoner who was very anjjry at one
of his neighbors, '-lucre is no use in
ittinu mad so loner as the same man
has to gel over it."
Didsbury College, the English Wes
leyan theological school, had last year
from thirty two to forty two students,
who were cared for by fonr instructors
and a governor.
A Uoston paper is telling its readers
what books thev should lake to the
country. Ihey won t have mucb tun
unless they take tho pocket book
along.
Prof. A. J. Howe, formerly of the
Chicago University, has been engaged
as instructor of mathematics in the
5orth western University at Eranston
Don Alonzo Watson, a wealthy res
ident, has given 50,000 to the Uui
versify of Rochester to endow a chair
of political economy and history.
llnniline University has lately se
cured S40.000 for the hall or science
now in process of erection, and for the
enlargement of ladies' hall.
Professor Agassis thinks that soma of
the srifli to colleges should be used in
raising the salaries of the professors.
Very good suggcslion.
s
Amherst College's memorial of
Henry Ward Ceccher is to be a $-?U,
000 endowment of the professership of
physical culture.
Kidney Liver Medicine
sErhit Ksonx to fail.
Cl'RKS U Diseases of the Kidneys,
Liver, Bladder, nd Urinary Organ ;
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Brlghfs
Disease, l'alns in the Back,
i Irfrfns, or Side; Retention or
Non-Ketentlon of Urine,
Nervous Dfseae, Female
Weaknesses, Excesses, Jaontlice,
Biliousness, Headaclie, Sour Stomach
Dyspepsia, Constipation, and riles.
HUNTS REMEDY
CURES - WHET ALL OTHER SIEDICIXES
FAIL, s it acts directly ud at once on the
Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, restoring
them to a hedthy action. MUSTS REMEDT is
a safe, sure, and speedy ctare, and hundreds liave
been cured by it when physicians and friends
had given them up to die. Do not dela.r, try at
once HUSTS REMEDY. "
Send (or Pamphlet to
HUNTS REMEDY CO.,
rrovidence, ll !
Ask your dmcgirt for HUNT'S KEMEI V.
Take no other. .
f . w. KNOWLES.
ST. CHARLES HOTFL,
EUROPEAN PLAN.)
C. W KNOWLES, Proprietor.
HBST CLASS IS EVERY RESrECT.
Good Restaurant Connected With The House
Fire-v','jf Briek Cuildimt
lai Rooms.
In the Center of the City
COU. KKOST AND MORRISON STS., PORTLASO
It Saved My Life
Is a common expression, often beard
from those who have realized, by per
sonal use, the curative powers of Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral. I cannot say enongh
in praise of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, V
lieving as I do that, but for its nft,X
should long since have died from long
troubles. E. Bragdon, Palestine, Tex.
About six months ago t had a severe :
Hemorrhage of the Lungs, brought on
by a distressing Cough, which deprived
ine of sleep ana rest. I had used vari
ous cough balsams and expectorants,
without obtaining relief. A friend ad
vised me to try
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral.
I did so, and am happy to say that it
helped me at once. By continued nse
this medicine cured my cough, and, I
am satisfied, saved ray life. Mrs. E.
Coburn, 18 Second St., Lowell, Mass.
I have used Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
for over a year, and sincerely believe I
should have been in my grave, hadjt
not been for this medicine. It has cured
me of a dangerous affection of the lungs,
for which I had almost despaired of ever
finding a remedy. D. A. McMnllea,
Windsor, Province of Ontario.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral saved my life.
Two years ago I took a very severe Cold
which settled on my lungs. I consulted
physicians, and took the remedies they
prescribed, but failed to obtain relief
until I began using Ayor'B Cherry Pec
toral. Two bottles of this medicine
completely restored my health. Lizzie
M. Alien, west Liancastcr, uuw. i r
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
Prepared by Dr. J. C. Aver ft Co., Lowell. Hsss..
BoldbyaUDroggtsU.
ieetl; isbolUM.ta'
Ml
MAJit'f ACTCRES THE
BEST FLOUR
-SOLD IN
:5JR-0:S-E:B:U:R:G,S-
(ilAISASTEED F.yVAL.TO THE, BEST
"New Process Flour."
c
UloICK
WHEAT STOBKO I'rtR K A R UK IIS ASK
fimh. l.rNeoLX R,VSHKB,
Vrort'Mor.
The Red Corner
Keeps Constantly en hand the
Finest Cigars, Tobaee
NUTS,
TOYS,
NOTIONS,
and
Everything usually kept in a FIRST-
CLASS Notion and Candy Store.
G.A.TAYL0E
Will sell by the motto
"LIVE AND LET LIVE"
Call aud Examine Mr Stock
-Before-
PURCHASING ELSEWHERE.
EtUblishcd lsj2.
A. ROBERTS,
Come First and Alder Street Portland, flr,
THE LEADING
ASD
OF OREGON.
PAUL SCHLOSSER
Dealer Is
STOVES, TINWARE
ASD
Drain - Oregon.
IT EEPS A FULL STOCK OF NAiLS. Ct"tLE
IV Shelf and Builders IUrdar. Also Revolvers,
Uuus and Aramunilion All kinds ol
Timrarc 3Iale to Order.
REPAIRING NEATLY DONE,
lIPiA
LIS
i a eg
8 "Si
: eg
THIS
From NOW until further Notice I will sell
Anybody
P. S. I Am Not
w
'Re Lightest Running and most Powerful Windmill now before the Public
Needs no attention, and lasts for years.
PATENTED,
These Mills are the Best,
Cheapest, Strongest
and X4?htest,
SFBEGULATORS.
Pacific Manufacturing
934 & 936 MISSION ST- s- F-
0ON7 FORGET
12-ft.
H-ft.
16-ft'
$65
75
90
"A"
22-ft.
00
1)
10-ft. MILLS $50
Ordtr througli Thk Review office and save etr cliarge.
QAXSXjAD - - - - -
DEALERS IN
DRUGS,
BUSS,
PAINTS,
JEWELRY,
COMBS.
PUTH,
TTe exdeit ta do afitHrtlv Kurii
1 (B7 - J . wVwa
tie interest tf all to deal with us. We also invite a continuation of the pat
rjtoa'ge of all former patrons, and solicit new ones.
CiT GIVE US A CALL. Jg$
Makes The Very Best Lumber.
ROUGH perJM. .88.00
RUSTIC par M ..: ? v 816.00
per M : . . '. ....... J 816.00.
J ; SJam Cameron Manager.
Situated 15 miles from Rosclmrg oh North Umpqua. Good roads in Summer.
IS NO
O'X THE
my store AT A EE iUCED PRICE,
D'EI
in Oregon to
Retiring From Business.
Co.
THE PRICEs.
lG-ft.
18-ffc.
20-t.
24-ft.
"B"
?'A"
MILLS
SI 10
175
200
250.
OILS,
WATCHES,
El C. ETC
- imb. nnrl will endeavor to make it to
IMPOSITION
PUBLIC!
7SSE88S&,
i'V.
JL .
sell at the same price!
CH I C AGO
COTTACI
ORGAN Han attained a stASdard of cXoellonce whicb
admits of no superior.
It contains every improvement that inventive
fenius, Bkill and money can produce.
Tho Orpmn are celebrated for vMtfnse,
quality of trm qulofc reeponae, arttdtic Oesifm,
beauty tn finish, perfect construction, making
them the most desirable orfrana for homes,
schools, churches, lodges, societies, etc
ESTABLISHED BEPtTTATWlT.
VXEAVALED FACILITIES,
PHILLED WOBKSf E2T,
BEST SATE&IAL,
oomtStt, MARK THI8 '
f HS POPULAB OBSAH
Instruction Books and Piano 8toola.
CatalogUoa and Prio LAt, Oa appUdatitib, nq
CHICAGO COTTAGE ORGAN CO.
fcr. Randolph and Ann Sis,, CHICAGO. ILL
H. O. Stanton
DEALfeR IN
STAPLE DM GOODS!
-OF
THE BEST QUALITY,
GENERAL FURNISHING,
HOSIERY, TRIMMING ic.
Boots & Shoes
OF THE BEST QUALITY.
-a full
jCLsob? it muiB
of
GROCERIES!
Wood And Willow
WARE.
OROCKERY
i GLASSWARE,
ELECTRIC LAMPS,
SCHOOL BOOKS,
AND STATIONARY.
Subscription
AGENCY.
Subscription received for all Eastern
and European PuUicationi.
OUS j HVEBY
I OBOAN
AIM if
j WAS-
IS i SANTED
i POB
TO I 1
KIVE
EXCTELw. I YEAS0
Eery thing in
aud
MABSTEBS.
ITomeopathic andPatcnt MeHUcines,
Peifumes Satehet 'powder, ComLs,
Toilet articles, etc, ete; Stationerr, ink
spectacles, dusters, memoranda and
school books, mucilage, pencil, erasers,
shoulder braees, sponges, trusses, drug
gist sundries, etc.
PKUG--S
And chemicals, paints, oils and var
nishes, window glass and putty, wall
paper, cment,.a full line of brushes.
Perseriptions and family receipts care
fully compounded. All of which, and
much more can be fonnd at our
STOBE.
MILLWOOD MILLS
ON HUBBARD CREEK.
CLARKE & BAKER, Proprietors.
We tn ntiv prcptved fo tarnish Itutiber 0 the
k6t qualify la qoutttiM to kult th ptirchwers,
ty havhiir en hand th Uxgtyt stek ef ny mil
is itotijrlu Comity.
W wW flffttbh !mUl at onr mtH at the fuDowtag
I TRICE5.
SStotlO M
No, 1 Booting, 0 tilth D & M flfl If
Vo. 1 flooring, 4 Inch D & H .118 H
N. 1 flBbhta linhbor 916 M
CLARKE & BAEXB.
IBTSURAKTCS.
eo to-
Humphrey & Pint.
And get your property insured, for
they represent reliable companies, sueh
as the
AHGL0 HEVADA
Of California Ami
LONDOK ASSCRAKCE CORPORATION
Humplirey & Flint
DEPOT HOTEL
ROSEBtRCOREGOaV
Board $1 per Day; Single Meals, 25 Cents,
3rUis hou! hit lately changed hands and Is
oronghly renovated and refurnished. The travel
ng public will And the best of accommodations
No Cliinamcu Employed.
SMITH BAILEY.
TE OLD RELIABLE
i
EstaUish in 1867.
; Jacob Uitlzcr
4 l-
Ji s?
l3 IS -MTHATTWt 6
0 fcXAOT LASLf 18 OH f
5 t0 CHIMNEY A v gf
3 5 8HOWH IN PtCTURt V 9 5
m x pji
IfllflC i
Urn - jl
MAB BET1 1 2Qo
MTTSBURGKi p J
FOR SAI
O. C3 JEL. TXTl3L&
A Full Line of
Staple aud Funcy Groceries,
Tabie axd Pocket Cftlebt,
Glassware, Cfmckery
Qneexxsware v Etc.
Goods Delivered anywhere in the
City limits, Free of Charge.
BARKER & WILLIS,
DEALERS IN
GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS, NOTIONS, CROCK
E II Y, (JLASSWARE, TOBACCO,
CIGARS, ETC. ETO.
A SPECIALTY.
Province lought and the highest oeeh
price paid.
ROSEBTJRG OREGON.
New Stage Line.
ROSEBURG TO CAMAS VALLEY
Leaves Roseburj, Mondays, Wednes
diys, Fridays, and returns Tuesdays,
Ihursdays, and Saturdays. Time of
baving both tejminal points 6 o'clock
A M. and an ires at each point at 6
o'clock r. M.
Robt, T. McCl'LLOCH,
Prop.
LAiTGENBERG'S
Boot and Shoe Btcre,
Jackson Street.'Oppoeite Post Office,
Boselnre, Orecon.
KEErS ON I1AJTD THE LARGEST ASD BEST
assortment of Eastern and San Francises and
other tnahca ol HOOTS, SHOES, GAITERS, 8L1P-
I'tKS ana evcrjniiing in the Bool ana bboe.ltoe, and
SELLS CHEAP FOR CASH.
Boots and Shoes Made to Order, and Perfect
Fit Guaranteed.
I use the Best of Leather and Warrant all
toy work.
Repairing Neatly Done, on Short Notice,
Also a full stock of TOYS, NOTIONS
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS and
VIOLIN STRINGS.
LOUIS LANQENBE HQ.
pUliXn DUE rALACF,
UNCLE JOHN GILOERSLEEVE
Has the finest stock of furniture sooth ol Portland
which he sells as cheap as it ean be bought
In he State. The new tangled ,
DO UJ3LE BED LOUNGE.
AND
PATENT CORNICES. -v
Also has on band a full assortment of beds and bad
-ding, chairs, tables,
BUREAUS AND COMMODES,
And all klndgbf Childrona Chairs, etc '
3. GILDEPSLE2TE,
Roseburg Flouring Mills
RAST & CRITESIR.
This mill is turning oat
CHOICE! FLOUR,
and
ill see that yon are satisfied.
Get your biscuit flour at the
Roseburg Mills
Tho highest market price paid for
wheat.
THE AMERICAN
Fruit Evaporator;
BEST AND CHEAPEST.
Drier i it the World,
A PREMIUM WINNER
Wlicrcver :-: KxhibiteU !
W. C. WINSTON, Agent,
B 0SHS2UQAr - - - - OSEG03,
SAMPLES OF THIS MACHINE ARE K QW ON
. Exhit.it at Barker Willis', Roaeburz and
glmpe 4 Winnlford's Oakland
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