ROSEBTJRG REVIEW FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1887. THE WOODEX TOOTHPICK ' Its l'ccttliur Rotation to Loeely Women. ' The most potential idol breaker I know is the , toothpick, especially the wooden toothpick 2,500 for five cents is the drug store rate. Now, ab stractly considered, the toothpick i pot a bad idea. It enables a certain numerous class to cut a considerable fizure in the shadow of fir3t grade hotels. It is also a familiar property of the after-breakfast horse car farce that is daily played by those who pub licly clean their finger-nails with their toothpicks and then clear away their teeth with them. The utilitarian mny not always be politely bred, but be is a prodigious economist and should there fore command our respect. Dr. Sam uel Johnson is remembered chiefly for hi s great intellect, though I suppose it is very well settled that his personal hab its wer perhaps as filthy as those of Socrates. In view of such history what may we not hope that time will bring to the mm who gives his finger nails precedence of his teeth in the oflice of the pickt Our education has so fur advancod that we are not unfor- givcably offended by men's manipula tions of that cssenlisl little instrument; but good God! what shall I say of the women who s;oes abroad chewng toothpick of the 2,o00-for five cents variety? She afflicts me far worse man me wouiau wtio i-h-O'i-i k, aud spits m public, ion who have not seen her, give your imagination a peke and see what an image you can con jure up. I would much rather hear a woman swear than see her suckin tooth j 'irk; and I am pained to obeserve that the latter habit grows on her. I am also cutious to know, just ass freak of nature, the man who can look at a tooth-pick -sucking woman and ever azain feel for her one touch of that v exalted sentiment with which the chiv alrous man is proud to regard woman as an institution. Yesterday I was crossing a crowded promenade. Ahead attired in the jauntiest of costumes. Her skirts were eoquettiskly raised in very proper horror of the mud that covered thai crossing, and her exquis itely shod feet danced alon in tho W.1V wliii.il fvprv ln.in unilprcfanrla but which no man adequately described. She was such a 'picture of feminine grace, elasticity and flowing curves as pqcts and susceptible Old 'Uns catch inspiration from. Filled with admir ing thoughts of the general loveliness of women thoughts that were unques tionably inspired by the poetic crea ture ahead of me I obeyed the im pulse to snatch a glance at her face, Oh, friends! She was chewing a wooilcn tooth-pick. Del foil Free Press . " Damaging Circumstantial Evi dence Ex-Governor Whitaker col lector of internal revenue, has removed Jus oflice and forces from the postoflke building to the new and elegant quar ters in J. P. Mann's building on Mom son street near Fourth. In the rooms evacuated, which are to be occupied by the iostoflice, Postmaster Roby was shocked to find a lot of empty bottles. It is claimed that there arc 500 bottles, and "Pap" Stroud owns up to fiv dozens but hints that the others are relics of the previous republican occupants of the oflice. What is to be clone with the bottles is a question. If they were full there would be no trouble in get- tins: rid of them, but no one wants a lot of empty bottles, except, perhaps, the old junk man. Qreyonian. The great state elections in this coun try occur in September, October and November. In these months with an r the politician and the oyster leave their beds. The oyster knows when to shut up. The politician doesn't. The difference is in favor of the oyster, though they both have thick shells Aritonian. Pi of. J. D. Hancock, for sixteen years principal of Maple Hill Academy near Lebanon, Tenn., has been elected principal of Ward's Seminary at Nash ville to fill the vacancy caused by the recent death of Dr. Ward, its founder. Mrs. II. M. Robertson was elected vice-president. The same faculty is retained. The family of the late Joseph Lasell a prominent manufacturer of Wbitins villc, Massachusetts, hare given $30, 000 to Williams College to make up the expenses to the corporation for the new gymnasium atove special contribu tions made for that building. Williams College gets a valuable col lection of eighty-three paintings through a change of mind bj Mrs. John Field, of Philadelphia, who was going to build a memorial hall at Ashfield in tribute to her husband- The South doesn't care anything about the return of the Confederate flags. "What it wants is the return of the cold weather flags to their old ele vation. If a young man starts from a good, honest, industrious, Christian mother, he graduates from a university better than of Berlin or Edinburg, with a diploma in each hand. FARAV11ASE OF IUE 39TU PS4L31. I Slid, I would take heed to my ways, That my tongue no sin e'er says, My mouth with a bridle I will keep, While before me stand the wicked deep. I was dumb with silence; I held my peace. Even from good ; my sorrows increase. My heart was hot within inc; while I was musing The fire burned: then my tuinrae this prayer using; Lord make me to know my end, and measure of days, What it is; that I may know how frail are my ways. Dehold! As an handbrcadtk my days thoust made, Before Thee; mine age is as an empty, shade; Verily, man is vanity at his best stale, Sclah! Surely man walkcth in a vain gait, Sure.1)', Ihey arc now dis'iuicted in vain, He heaps us riches, but knows not, who'll gather his grain. Now Lord what wait I for? My hpc is in Thee, From my transgressions, make me ever Irce: Make not the foolUh ever me reproach; I was dumb, so my mouth should not encroeah, Because Thou didst it, anil from me, Thy stroke remove, I'm consumed bv the b'.ow of Thine hand above When Thou, to correct man (or his iniquity art w rath, Thou makes his beauty to cousumc away like a mcth . Surely every man is vanity Sclah! Hear my prayer Low, and hear my cry afar; Hold not Thv neacc. at mf tears, fur with Thee I'm a stranger, and as my fathers wtie . refuge. O spare me, that I may strength recover, Before I go hence, and my life, be over. II. II. W, Mr. John Crouse, of Syracuse, N. Y., will erect a college for women for Syr acuse University, which he intends shall be the handsomest college build ins: in the state of Now York. Tho site will be on the bill west of that oc cupied by the Hall of Languages. Among the recent graduates of the Woman's Medical College in JNew York City is Kin Yaniei, a Chinese irl, who had taken the highest posi tion in the class. She is an accom plished scholar, able to convrse and write acouratelv in five languages. Ad old clergyman once said to a parishoner who was very anjjry at one of his neighbors, '-lucre is no use in ittinu mad so loner as the same man has to gel over it." Didsbury College, the English Wes leyan theological school, had last year from thirty two to forty two students, who were cared for by fonr instructors and a governor. A Uoston paper is telling its readers what books thev should lake to the country. Ihey won t have mucb tun unless they take tho pocket book along. Prof. A. J. Howe, formerly of the Chicago University, has been engaged as instructor of mathematics in the 5orth western University at Eranston Don Alonzo Watson, a wealthy res ident, has given 50,000 to the Uui versify of Rochester to endow a chair of political economy and history. llnniline University has lately se cured S40.000 for the hall or science now in process of erection, and for the enlargement of ladies' hall. Professor Agassis thinks that soma of the srifli to colleges should be used in raising the salaries of the professors. Very good suggcslion. s Amherst College's memorial of Henry Ward Ceccher is to be a $-?U, 000 endowment of the professership of physical culture. Kidney Liver Medicine sErhit Ksonx to fail. 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KKOST AND MORRISON STS., PORTLASO It Saved My Life Is a common expression, often beard from those who have realized, by per sonal use, the curative powers of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I cannot say enongh in praise of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, V lieving as I do that, but for its nft,X should long since have died from long troubles. E. Bragdon, Palestine, Tex. About six months ago t had a severe : Hemorrhage of the Lungs, brought on by a distressing Cough, which deprived ine of sleep ana rest. I had used vari ous cough balsams and expectorants, without obtaining relief. A friend ad vised me to try Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I did so, and am happy to say that it helped me at once. By continued nse this medicine cured my cough, and, I am satisfied, saved ray life. Mrs. E. Coburn, 18 Second St., Lowell, Mass. I have used Ayer's Cherry Pectoral for over a year, and sincerely believe I should have been in my grave, hadjt not been for this medicine. It has cured me of a dangerous affection of the lungs, for which I had almost despaired of ever finding a remedy. D. A. McMnllea, Windsor, Province of Ontario. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral saved my life. Two years ago I took a very severe Cold which settled on my lungs. I consulted physicians, and took the remedies they prescribed, but failed to obtain relief until I began using Ayor'B Cherry Pec toral. Two bottles of this medicine completely restored my health. Lizzie M. Alien, west Liancastcr, uuw. i r Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, Prepared by Dr. J. C. Aver ft Co., Lowell. Hsss.. BoldbyaUDroggtsU. ieetl; isbolUM.ta' Ml MAJit'f ACTCRES THE BEST FLOUR -SOLD IN :5JR-0:S-E:B:U:R:G,S- (ilAISASTEED F.yVAL.TO THE, BEST "New Process Flour." c UloICK WHEAT STOBKO I'rtR K A R UK IIS ASK fimh. l.rNeoLX R,VSHKB, Vrort'Mor. The Red Corner Keeps Constantly en hand the Finest Cigars, Tobaee NUTS, TOYS, NOTIONS, and Everything usually kept in a FIRST- CLASS Notion and Candy Store. 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AND PATENT CORNICES. -v Also has on band a full assortment of beds and bad -ding, chairs, tables, BUREAUS AND COMMODES, And all klndgbf Childrona Chairs, etc ' 3. GILDEPSLE2TE, Roseburg Flouring Mills RAST & CRITESIR. This mill is turning oat CHOICE! FLOUR, and ill see that yon are satisfied. Get your biscuit flour at the Roseburg Mills Tho highest market price paid for wheat. THE AMERICAN Fruit Evaporator; BEST AND CHEAPEST. Drier i it the World, A PREMIUM WINNER Wlicrcver :-: KxhibiteU ! W. C. WINSTON, Agent, B 0SHS2UQAr - - - - OSEG03, SAMPLES OF THIS MACHINE ARE K QW ON . Exhit.it at Barker Willis', Roaeburz and glmpe 4 Winnlford's Oakland Wi JFAETURLD UF . IY GEOJ t 4