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HOSEBURG, 0REG0F, 1 FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 188G.
NO. 25.
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UE5ESAL DHLECTOBY.
Grovkr Cleveland.
Tnos. F. Bayaed...
......... President.
, .Secretary of State
Daniel T. MANXixG,Sccretry
f of Treasury.
L. Q. C. Lamas ...Secretary of the Interior.
Wm. C. Esdicott. . . . .. ..Secretary o War
W. C. Whitjie? ..... ..Secretary of Navy.
W. T. Vilas . ..Post Master General.
A. II. Garlawd.. ...J. .Attorney General.
Moeeisox R. Waite. . . ..... .Chief Justice.
STATE OF OREGON.
Jt N. Dolpii.
T. II. Mitchell
U. S.1 Senator
BisGZtt Hermans. ....... ., .Congressman.
Z. F. Moody.... . '.. ........Governor.
R. P. Eahhakt ....Secretaryof State.
Edward Hibsch State Treasurer.
E. B. McEleoy....Sui.. Pub. Instruction.
W. H. Btaks . State Printer.
J. B. Waldo, C. J., )
Wm. P. Lord, ....Suprenw Jndges.
W. W. TlIATETJ, 1 ...
- SECOND JUDICIAL DISTRICT,
R. k B;un.... . .... ............ ...Judge.
J. W Hamilton . . . . Prosecuting Attorney.
DOUGLAS COUNTY.
John Emmitt, )
J. 1L Sbcfe. )
Wm. Massing,
Hesrj Rogers,
G. W. Riddle,
.. Senators.
Representatives.
C. B. Wilcox, )
Tnos. R. Sheridan Clerk.
Ben. C. Agee. Sheriff.
D. S. West Treasurer.
G. T; Russell.... .School Superintendent.
Jas. A. Steeling ..Assessor.
J. S. FnznuGH County Judge.
J.Hall, C. A. McGee. ...... Commissioners.
N. E. Beit... Surveyor,
De. S. S. Maestebs Coroner.
-Precinct officers:
T. L. Gannon justices.
Tas. Harpiiam I J
Peter J Oncer Constable
CITY OF ROSEBURG.
II. C. Stanton, ! t
John Rast, I
J. P. Sheridan, .... Trustees.
L. C. Wheeler, V
P. Benedict. f
T. Ford Recorder.
G. J. Lanoeoberg MarshaL
John Chase Treasurer.
TJ. S. LAND OFFICE ROSEBURG,
.Chas. W. Johnstox. ..... ..Register.
A. C. Jones .Receiver
SIGNAL SERVICK
B. S. Pagtje Observer.
PROFESSIONAL-
L F. LANE,
JANE & LANE,
JOIEJ LANE
Attorneys at Law.
A
Main street, opposite Cosmopolitan Hotel.
J C. FULLERTON,
Attorney at Law.
Office in Marks' briok, np stairs.
1. B. WILCOX,-
Attorney At Law
1 Oflice opixjsite E. G. Young & C's.
Oakland
Oreoon.
"g J. PACE
niYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Oakland, - - - Oregon.
R. C. HUNTER M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
CANYONVILLE OREGON
K. L. MILLER, M. D
ST7HGE05. ,
- Homoeopathic Phjsician.
OfBico up stairs in the old Sheridan
Brick, on Jackson Street, Roseburg,
Oregon. Chronic diseases a speciality.
F. G. (EHME, M. D.
(Pronounced Ama.)
HOMOEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN
& Graduate Of The
UIYIVEBSITY
Of Leipzig Germany.
Office & Residence at the house of
Geo. WY Day, near R. R. track, Rose
burg. ' !
HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS-
BMLFY'S HOTEL.
N Oakland, Oregon.
Board $1 per Day; Single Meals, 25 cents,
iajThii house bu UtcJy changed hands and U
o roughly renovated and refurnished. The travel
ng public wiU find th best of accommodations
No Cliiuamcn Employed.
SMI1H BAILET.
ABSOLUTELY FIRST CLASS
MRS. D. C. McCLALLEN,
Proprietor of the
McCLALLEN HOUSE.
Large Sample Rooms for Commercial
Travelers.
Coach to and from the house
Baggage delirere free of charge.
DEPOT HOTEL,
OAKLAND, OREGON.
Tiioliaira Thomas, Prop.
First Clatss
SLEEPING ACCOMODATIONS.
' ' AND THE
Table supplied with the Best the Market affords
Hotel at the Depot of the Railroad.
GENERAL
Samuel Marks,
S. HABKS & Co.
-DEALERS IN-
BAL iiiiiiiiis:
HAVE CONSTANTLY ON HAND -
Gm)tiw, Dry
Crockery, Glassware, j
Provisions, Cigars, ;
Wool and Produce
tion Bought
AND THE VERY HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID FOR THEM.
S. MARKS &CO . . - - Roeliur;, Or
J OBEI?HS03Sr.
RW M
Keej)s a full line of Dress Goods of every variety and Shade.
r A full line of Silks.
A full line of Satins, Brocades and Velvets.
A full line of Fancy Dress Goods.
A full line of Hosiery.
A full line of Clothing.
o
W
A fall line of Furnishing Goods. j
A full line of Hats and Caps. Boots and Shoes, i
-j A full line of Staple and Fancy Groceries and Tobaccos.
H A full line of Crockery and Glassware. !
And last, but not least, a full line
kinds of LadieB Hat Trimmings and
M JOSEPHSON.
All Kinds Of Fancy Groceries,
Stationery ; Photograph and ;
Perfumery, Autograph albums
Crockery and Stand, Hand, and
Queens Ware, Hanging Lamps
TABLE CUTLERY AND SILVER WARE, and TEN THOUSAND
OTHER THINGS TO NUMEROUS TO MENTION
Call And See Me At The
Post Office Stand. :
BUTTER AND EGGS BOUGHT.
conmuTT,
Successor to
DEALER
DRY GOODS, BOOTS and SHOES,
J CLOTHING, HATS and CAi'S
DRUGS and PATENT MEDICINES,
Cheaper than the Cheapest. :
SHERIDAN BROTHERS,
Roseburg, regon,
They would announce that they have just received and now have on ,
hand one of the largest stocks of
General' Hairdware, elc.
Ever Brought to Douglas, and. when added to their
Stoves of all Patterns and Ready-made Tinwar
They are prepared to declare they have tie best supply in their line of 'any house in
Southern Oregon, which they propose selling Cheaper than can be purchased elsewhere
In the shape of BUILDING MATERIALS, in the way ol Locks, Butts, etc., we can
offer superior inducements to purchasers. Trycs.
TV- . - . 1 r 11 - 1 1 - P ClTlrtT'riCI L 1 .1 1 1.
i o Ktui Kire yuu oargains in ine louowiag oranua 01 oxu r r.o nut inuiucu oiwnutic;
bcck's bonanza, farmer's ttility, dextee, pacific, wide west,
clarendon, occident, ieon kino, empire city
And other Sioves and Ranges. . '
The best of workmen are constantly employed in the manufacture of our TIN WAR
and buyers should learn our prices.
We hare also bargains to offer in GUNS, such as Winchester,! Sharp and other
Kiflee, as well as Shotguns and Pistols. i .
We are also Agents for the White, Peerless and New Home SEWINO MACHINES,
which we sell at the lowest rates and warrant as complete in eyery respect,
We can also supply j
Averill and RuTrter Paiatsi
i !
The best it the market, at lowest rates. Give us a call, inspect our stock; inquire as to
rices, and we promise to suit you if anyone can.
Dr. THOMAS GRAHAM,
A GRADUATE
Of the University of Pa. at Philadelphia auJ of the
ROYAL COLLEGE OF SURGEONS, and ROYAL
COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS, LOS DOS ENGLAND
has located for the practice of his profession In
ROSEBURG - - OREGON.
Office and residence, U'aaUinston street opposite
the Catholic Church
MERCHANDISE-
Asiier. Marks.
goodI GndcrmM
Boots and Shoes.
of every Descrip
0
Ul
W
0
of Ostrich Plumes and Tins, with all
Hat Shapes of latest pattern.
J. JJ. JOIIISSOJX..
IN-
PAINT SHOP.
For House, j '
Carriage, j
Sign, j
Ornamental,:
and all kinds
of painting
Call on Win. Davis at Floed's old
corner, Roseburg Or,"
DpuglasCount y iIJanK
HUMPHREY 4 FLINT :
Roselrars . - Ortfton-
TRANSACT A GENERAL
BANKIITaBTJSIlTESS
Sigbt Drafts Drswa on
Tortlaud, San Francisco, New York and
other points. Bills of exchange. on the
principal cities of Europe. Deposits re
ceived subject to check. Collections made
on all accessablcDoints at reasonable rates.
JOSEPH SHINDLER.
prop Rip am
Of The
CITY BAKERY
AND
IfEErS CONSTANTLY ON HAND A
V. full stock of Bread, Cakes, Tics, Plain
and Fancy Crackers, etc. AlbJ a fine selection
of French and American Candies and Choc
ate Goods. -
OREGON PACIFIC R.R
Willamette Vallej to San Francisco Via.
Yaquina.
DAILY TRAINS, l,
TRAINS LEAVE CORVALLIS
Daily, except Sundays, at 2 I. 11.
LEAVE YAyCIXA
Dailj, except Sundays, ut 7.10 A. M.
The Company , riirht t..
uajs. , fares mid Freight at reduced and
j - "
inooeraie rates
River Boats on the WillamoUn
Corvallig. . . A :- . -
eonu etiiu
J O. SHERIDAN
53JSuccessor togf
R, S ;& J. C SHERIDAN,
-DEALER IN-
Stoves and Tinware,'
Kosebura:, Oregon
rnilE Undcraifncd toLo :
; jiiwuio ill iiU-
everything in his line at prices- that
DEFY OdlJFETITIOII!
" -ik you want;,: "v
STOVES, AGEIOULTniiA L TonT.S
IROH, STUL. NAILS.
HOES 3 HOES, TIN W ABE, OUTLEET
Or aiiy thinjj; iu my line, call and oxainine my
stock and learn prices before purchasing else
where, as I am selling lower than ever.
F C. -SHERIDAN
JASKULEK, .
Practical
Watchmaker, Jeweler Valid Optician.
ALL WORK WARRANTED.
Dealer in Watches, Clocks, Jewelry,
Spectacles and Eyeglasses.
A FULLi LINK OF
CIGARS, TOBACCO & FANCY GOODS.
THE ONLY RELIABLE OPTOMER 1 TOWN
"Ti. . ""jusinicni oi sptacies. ucpot
of the Genuine Bnusilian Pebble Spectacles and Eve
tt)ta krt tearea, fant thest ho write to
Suiiaon Co., Portland, Malawfll reeeiT
tra, fall Inrormukm about work which
th.v Ma. ..j Umm Iim. .1. -. it i
..MWfllH,UHnu POT
lk . . ,M J B . '
imiuugiiifQHftfiuj. noma nave
earacdOTarlgOinadar. Either sex. yoosc or old. Capital
r absolutol tar et mug Uttlo fortaaea, AU K otw.
O. P. TOMPKINS
COMMISSION X PURCHASING
Agent of
ALL KINDS OF MERCHANDISE.!
A., orders from the country filled on abort .
' notice from
Every Class or Kind of Goods from
First-Class Stock.
Absolutely Tno charges or commission.
- . will be charged for filling orders.
OFFICE: 107 first street,
At D. W. Prentice's Portland,Or
L; BELFILS
Watci
' I feci coilfldcnt of irivinir At.iiirsct.inn in all work
entrusted to me in watches, clocks, and jewelry.
I also repair mushal instruments.
T I have the County patent riirht for gale of Concrete
Cement Pipe for couveyin 'water to any place de
sired in Douglas Couuty:
I will also teach any kind of instrumental music
Anyone desirfnjr instruction will call on me at my
watchmaking shop. L. Bkltils.
CITY DRAYTNG
DONE WITH DISPATCH.
('ALL ON
JOHN VAN BITREX.
; STATE
AGRICl'LTRFAL COLLEGE.
Corvallin Oxcpoii. -
The hex.1 Session will begin on Sep
tember 8th, with a full Faculty
as last year...
R Lo Arnold. PRES.'
Bfif.n
U UULI
I r Henry Has fan's
RoSEBU KG G UOCERV StoKK .
JEEPSCOXSTANTLY on hand a full assortment
GROCERIES!
Of AUiOnds!
CuarauleeJ to be of the licst iiuatily,,
FRUIT JARS,
V CANNED FRUITS,
s , TOBACCO and CIGARS,
TEA, COFFEE,
' 'i- SUGAR,
' RVTitrtAT.TY.
CANDIES'axd CAKES.
Procluce BoiiRlifc
AND THE
Highest CASH PRICe Paid'
i. Give me a call and convince yourselves.
tOODij delivered anywhere in the City
Limits Ijrce of Cliante.
Henry Baston
j JacL'son Street,
New Stage Line.
ROSEBURG TO CAMAS VALLEY
LeivesjRoseburg, Moiulays, Vetlncs
diySf Fiitlajs, and retura3 vTuefidays,
1 barwlays, and " Saturdays. - Time of
l aving both terminal points 6 o'clock
A. :i. anq arrives at eacii point at
o clock p.
M.
llOBT, T. McCl'LLOCH,
Prop.
-:OFFERS:
FOESALE
Some Choke j
Spanish Merino Bucks
f , : s
Can ho scctt at my residence in French Settlement,
i ' Address ,HENRY CQNN
It scbure, Qrcgon.
CHS C AGO
CbTTACE
' t s
Has attained a standard of excellence which
admits of no superior.
Itoontains every Improvement that inventive
genius, skill and money can produce.
These Orfrans are celebrated for volume,
quality of tone, quick response, artistic dt-piirn.
Beauty in finish, perfect, construction, making;
them the most desirable organs for homes,
schools, churches, lodges, societies, etc.
ESTABLISHED BEPtJTATIOJT.
VXEQCALED FACIUTIES,
SKILLED WOKKKE.V,
BEST HATERIAL,
OOXBCfZO, MAU THIS -
THE POPULAR ORQAN
Instruction Books and Piano Stools.
Catalogues and Priea Lifts, on application, raz
CHICAGO COTTAGE ORGAN CO.
Car. Randolph and Ann Stu CHICAGO. ILL
WillamettE University,
.'J' -30-
PROFESSORS & INSTRUCTORS
350 Students. 315 Graduates.
Department of Literature, Law, Med
. 'cine. Mns'c and Art
Girls board in Woman's College, with nicelv fur
mshed rooms, M.60 ier week. Boys and Youtitr
Mens' board hi the Young mens'
BOARDING
HALL,
I remod' .
A building Just porchascd and remod
.1 clod with 20 rooms,
SU50X?er WeeK.
The yeung men are expected to suply thetr fur
niture, wood and light and pay One Dollar a month
rent: This is the most reraonable living to students
which the Unireniity has ever offered. The Presi
dent hoards in the hall and has the supervision.
5Tir Term Begins September 6th. Catalogues
sent free. ... -
T. VAX St'OY,
- - President, Salem, Oregon.
f Bewstera Patent Rein Holder.
Tour lines ar where yea trat them not
Xf under borses feet. Cm agent sold 12 do, ia
aaya, on iaier sold 6 dos. In U Oaya.
H BampJea worth 11.60 nu WrlU for terms.
OTTB EVERY
J OKQAN
AIM
13 j RANTED
to i ;
, FIVE
EXCEL YEABS
St C3EWSTER, Holly, Klcn,
Absolutely Pure.
This powder never varies. .A niarvel of rurity
ttrcneth and wholcsomeuess. More economical
than the ordinary kinds.
ahd cannot be sold in coni-
petition with the multitude of low test, short
weight alum or phosphate powders. Sold ouly iu
cans. KOYAL BAKINd POWDER CO., IOC Wall
St. X. Y.
LIME! LIMB!
The uudersignedliave now, and
will constantly keep
......
a lull supply of fresh stone lime
at our kilns
Near Rosebnrg.
Orders from a jdistance prompt
ly attended to.
Address
i
E. J. MOXTAGI'II, Of 8, 0. Flint,
Ropeburg, Oregon. .
PRICES REASONABLE!
OREGON
STATE UNIVERSITY!
Session 18S6-87.
I First term begins September 13," 18S6.
Secure l'UEE SCHOLARSHIPS by apply
ing to your County Superintendent.' ,
Board And IiOdging .
Per week $3 to $5.
TUITION PER YEAR.
Elementary English iDepartmcnt .... .$30.00
Other Departments.! $40.00
Send postal for catalogue with full particu
lars, lo I
PROF. JOILN' STRAUU,
SeckeI ary Faculty,
Eugene City Oregon.
OVERLAND
TO CALIFORNIA
VIA
OREGON AND
CALIFORNIA R. R.
' And Connections.
1
TIMF.j 2 DAYS. .
j
Fare Irom Portland t$ San Francisco $32; to
Sacra-
mcnto?30.
Close connections made at Ashland with stages of
the California Oregon g Idaho Stage Company.
(DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAYS.)
East iiide Division.
BETWEEN PORTLAND & ASHLAND
Mail Train
leave. 1
ARRIVE.
Ko8eburn..,..UI. M.
Ashland 4.15 A. M.
Roseburg.... 5.35 A. M.
Portland.. ...4.25 P. M.
Portland 7. MA. M.
Roseburg G.25 P. M.
Ashland .'. .0.30 P. M.
Roscburjf 5.30 i. M.
m Albany ;f xpress Train
LEAVE. I ARRIVE.
Portland 4.0T p. M. Lebanon 0.20 P. M.
Lebanon 4.45A.M. I Portland .... 10.05 P. M.
PULMAN PALACE SLEEPING UAES
Daily betweenj Portland and Ashland.
The O. and C. R. R. Ferry makes connection with all
me regular trains on East Side Di v. from foot of r St
West Side Division-
BETWEEN PORTLAND & CORVALLIS
Vail Train.
LEAVE. I I ARRIVE.
Portland 7.S0 A. M. Corvallia 12.25 P. M.
Corvallis 1.30 P. M. Portland 6.15 P. 11.
At Corvallis connect'with trains of Oreoron Pacific
for Yaquina Bay. j
Express Train-
LEAVE. f 1 ARRIVE.
Portland 4.50 P. M. McMinnville.. 8.00 P. M.
McMinnviUe.... 6.45A.M. Portland 9.00 A. M.
Local tickets for sale and batrtrasre cheeked at com
pany's np town office, cor. Pine and Second street.
Tickets for principal points in California can only be
procured aud baggage checked at company' office.
corner r ami f ront Sts., Poruana, ur.
Freight will not be received for shipment after 6
o'clock P. M. on either the East or West Side Dir.
R. KOEBLER, ! E. P. ROGERS,
Manager. G. F. Pass Agent.
ants. s. a. 'nirrcnixsox
. MILLLNEKY STORE!
Oakland,
Oregon.
LADIES WILL FiSD MY STOCK LARGE ASD
Complete. Prices moderate.
Oi'Mt M s Call.! Mb. S. A. IlrrcHissOK.
Th BCTKK' GUIDE is)
sssed Uareh aad Sept
.eacla jrew. pMt
8X11 tSMIMaHWnskVwer
F 3,000 ilUarss
whole Ptctw GsOlciT
GITEa Wltolaamle Price
direct tm onnmera am sOI goods for
nsnsBal or CamUr se TeLUliOw to
order, susd gtrco ezBet cost of erwjr
tbJiat; rom , cavtt trlatk wear, or
hart faa wit. TheM IITVAXTJABUE
BOOKS contsOa laftmasOloat gleaaed
from the mau-kets of tko world. We
wlU nuOl copy FRKE to may
Area stpoat receipt of 10 eta. to dtfrar
ezpeaoe of wsaltlsisr. It w hcaur from
- won. i Beapectfully, ? . ,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
87 828 Wftfcaaft Ava Ckic4ri iU.
'A X
kV J
A DFCOBAIirJS MJTJWX.
"Oh, wheie ar you goinj, my dear little maulf
"To Uie School o Fine Arts, if you please," she said,
"To learn bow to paint on ehlna and glass,
On velvet and satin, silk, linen and brass; '
On wood , tin and canvas, on matting and sine,
Slate marble, and tiles, and leather, t think. '
I have already painted a screen and three, plagues,
A whole set of dishes, and two little racks,
A stand tor umbrellas .
A lovely one, two, t.
With a ground ol sienna
And bauds of light blue,
And cat tails a doeen, so straight, and erect, -
Growinor np all amnnd with artistic effect.
There are otter thlnjrs, two, which I can't stop to
tell
But I think for six Ifssous I've done very wen,"
.: CBATeVZAK t.
Xlv) leeptat Bfjr f tttiler Im tke rutted
State.
washixutox, Aug. 29. A party
sent out by the geological surver, un
der the command of Oapt. Clarence E.
,0i-:,.. n ,: ..:...
"""""o vuiiiliichj nunc) ui viawsr
lake, in Oregon, a body of water whose
shores, with th rl.l.
... 1 . ...
fore been touched bv the feet of white
men. The party's boats were hauled
inn 1 1 11 1 , ,
, r.. . ; .
a tieiau 01 soiuiers tip the tnow-clad
sides of the ridge which surrounds tiie
lake, and lowered by ropes from the
crest to the water, 900 feet below
One hundred and sixty soundings were
made, the result of which gave the
general character of the lake bottom
Two large submerged cinder coneshvere
found, respectively 800 and 1200 feet
hisjb, the rest of the bottom being flat
Capt. Dutton believes this to be the
deepest body of fresh water on the con
tinent. The greatest depth attained
by the sounding line was 2005 feet
He writes to Director Powell
"As regards the origin of the basin,
I now have a decided opinion. It has,
I think, been formed in much the same
way as the great calderas of the
Hawauan Islands, by the meltin of
the foundations of the original moun-
tains, the blowing out of the molten
material in the form of light pumice
and nne tufa. . It cannot have been
formed by an explosion, like Krakatoa
and Toraboro, for there is no trace of
the fragments anywhere in the coun
try
roundabout. But the
pumice
and tufa which .urely emenated from
the crater are seen m vast n,,i;t;M
.v. I
anvwhera Wlilnn n nulmt nf fuDnU f a .
..tAM w ....
til V t XT miloo anrl in inAn??A J.l.
fill the whole vast crater twice over.
The age of the crater wholy post-gla
cial. I have found at the extreme
crest of the wall on the western sido
splendid examples of glacial stiiatirn
while the old momines are half a mile
to a mile below. That the age of a
caldera cannot be meat is evident
.1 1
...
tuoiigu ine wais are
at a very rapid rate the talus has not
only not reached the water surface
anywhere but the soundin discloses
little of it at the bottom.
When Gutenberg, the first printer,
was workiog in his cell in the monast
ery of St. Abersgot, he tells us that he
teird two voices address him. The
one bade him desist; told him the now-
er his invention would put in the hands
of bad men to propagate their wicked-
ness; told how men would profane the
art he had created, and how posterity J
would have cause lo curse the man
V 1 1 n mVA it in tlio ..-1,1 (JA 1
was Gutenberg with what he heard that
he took a hammer and broke it to
pieces the types he had so laborously
put together. Iis work of destruction
was only stayed by another voice,
sweet and musical, that' fell on his ear,
telling him to go on, and to rejoice injBurchard remarked, "Ah!" and passed
L!i il i. -it i .... i.i . 1
u oi) ia.b au gooa miguc De maaeu '6 tunaucs witn less method
the cause of evil, but that God would
bless the right end. So to all of us
sun come those voices that came to
A i w . mm . . I
outenoerg; tne one calling us to work
whUeit is called today to try to leave
tu wocm oetter man we Iouna It; ana
tne otner tempting us to give over and
l"eww ieave w piow m
' w ,vu UU1 r
w0 suouw u pmung against tne
stream.
The editor of the Moscow Mirror
is very hard np, as witness the follow
ing double-leaded editorial paragraph:
"We would like a number of old gun
ny sacks that are worthless for hold
ing giain, to be given us on subscrip
tion by those in arrears. We want
to use the gunny sacks to make us
some wood. If we can't have under
wear w can fire up providing you
bring the wood. Please send us some
old flour sacks for Sunday."
Every printer and newspaper writer
everywhere will heartily concur in the
following advice to young men: "Young
men, don't swear. There is no occa,
8ion for swearing outside of a printing
Office where it is useful in proof read
ing and indispensibly necessary in get
ting forms to prSs. It has been also
known to materially assist an editor in
lookiDg over the paper after it is
printed. But otherwise it is a foolUh
habit."
.A Sermon, B9 Brother Gartner.
I)e longer I lib on lop dis airth tie .
harder I am convinced dat de man -who
profits your advice gibs you no
credit fur while deone who loses by
it am your enemy. I Lad ' reached
dat pacs in my private life wbr', in
case a naybur steps in to ax my opin-.
ion about de weather fur do nex twenty
four hours, I dodjje de inquiry an'
turn de conrersation to hard cider as
J 80011 48 IOSsill(. If I predict rain an'
hit it, dar, may be too much fur leans
or net 'nnff fur his 'tatera, an ho am
8tarn to jsj ii. ap agin me. If 1 pre
uict ram ana it doan' come, he loses
confidence in my judgement an holds
me m contsmpt.
Farde las' twenty yarn I have been
seekin' de happy medium, an' dat's de
cluef cause of my h lmnned-backed
-,1 1 i, 1 ,.
Wf, and liver all upsot.
I doan want to be so dat a pnsson
da,es t0 couie a steal my hens in de
?aUme feehn i I'll forgtre him, an'
non, of
ae nay burs will dare to come in nn'
bonT SOft
soap, knowin' dat I like to
lend.
In tryin' to strike de hanrtv
mebium my hens hev all died of de
I P5P au' nne of de borryed soap has
oeen returned.
I want to treat all my naburs alike
but when Johnson comes in an' abusp
"i an" abuses
T' m medium which 1
searcn aronn
iuf ujanea enemies
of Loaf, bekase I doan' agree with
either.
If I pray so loud that mv bazoo
floats out on the night air to de ears
of de naydurhood, somebody remark
that wind-power religion roar le all
right to Uade mules by, but it doan'
reach the gates of heaben. If I pray
in sich a low voice dat nobody h'ars it
remarksare made to de effeck dat I has
"TV"
rTf T Ssmce payin' dat
oiu xur luree months pew rent
Jiy leit-nana navbur has chil'en who
am de tei-ror of Kaintuck. He comes
oberto me in de gloaming an' axes'
what should be done. De happy me
dium would be to buy a mad dog and
turn him loose in de back yard, butde
..... - .
"e man m7 enemr-
. J "e-- US)"UI "as cnuen
ih am .
am so good dat dey lay down and
dei-selvs be robbed
. ,VMUVU,
T- ,Pm de maWnm
;
Pack,demfff to asylum he
T- fUr mQnth8,
f M Wt
V ' ""t T MI0:
; nayournood quarrels,
. " Be dumb as to men's faults on-
ess yon am in de witnpKK-imv
Be silent when you can't praise.
4 If you advise at all. agree with
de ideas of de possons askin' it.
5 A blind man am neber brought
into court fur a witness.
6 Wisdom am not in knewimr
such a iowerful sight, but in keepin'
shet on what you doan' know. De
troit Free Press.
Method iu hi 31,iIh-.
Rev. Dr. Curchard, th political
hero of the last campaign, visited the
New Jersey lunatic asylum the other
day and was introduced to a mild-
mannnfivl n.t.Vi ...1 il . 1
ognized as th son of a former parishi-
oner. After exchanging greetings, the
doctor asked: "Well, what brings you
nerer "Kuui, Romanism and Rebel-
lion,"solomnly replied the lunatic, with
a sly wink at the warden. Rev. Dr-
i ..'... ... , .
in their madness.
AftirfW From Life.
"Thanks," said the tragedian, seuing
down hia glass and absent-mindedlv
lX)cketing my cl)ange which j Qa
table between us. "Many thanks for
your good opinion. I always study
ironr nature, sir. In mv acting yon
gee Reflected nature herself."
"Try this cigar," said an admirer of
nature, reverently. Now where did
you study that expression of intense
surprise that you assume in the second
act!"
"From nature, sir, from nature.
To secure that expression I asked an
intimate personal friend to lend me $5.
He refused. This caused me no sur
prise. 1 tried several mora. Finally
I strrck one who was willing to oblige
me, and as he handed me the bill I
studied in a glass the expression of my
own face. I saw thre surprise, but it
was not what I wanted. It waa al
loyed with suspicion that the bill
might be a bad One. I was in de-
spair.
"Weli:'? said the other, breathlessly.
"Then an idea struck me. I re
solved upon a desperate course. I re
turned the $3 to my friend the next
day, aud on his astounded countenance.
I'saw the expression I whs in search
of. Make it very lilt this lime.'.
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