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LATE NEWS SUMMARY.
Foreign and Holistic.
Filth i the canse of the Plymouth epi
demic Torpedo service is to be provided for
Victoria.. .- '
Mrs. Frank A. Vanderbilt, wife of Com
modore Vaudeibilt, is dead.
King Leopold, of Belgium! ia now to be
recognized as King of the Congo.
The reduction of the public debt during
the month of April was 3,463,0G8.
The Government has appropriated $30,
000 for a new penitentiary in XItahv
' The Opera Festival in Chicago brought
in $130,000, and more than paid expenses.
Near Medicine Lodge, Kansas, a water
spout caused the death of several entire
families. -
John Adams, a San Francisco jrarroter,
ha been sentenced to forty years' impris
r nment.
The Illinois Senate passed a bill appro
priating $200,0.0 for the erection of a sol
' diera home.
Lucy Gilchrist of Newark, while crazed
with drink, chopped off the head of her bix
months old baby.
' At the reunion of the Army of the Foto
mac at Baltimore, General Grant was re
elected President.
The parade in honor of the visiting Army
of the Potomac in Baltimore, was partici
pated in by 0,000 men. . '
The people of Victoria are insisting that
the Chinese must go, and holding mass
meetings for that purpose.
The Government will transport $35,000,
Of 0 in gold" coin from the San Francisco
sub-treasury to that of New York.
George Smithy, of Pittsburg, a young
married man, died recently from over
exertion caused by roller-skating.
If , war breaks out between England and
Russia visitors to Europe will have to
cross the Atlantic in second-class steam
ships. ' - .,; .
Suicide by, drowning in a cistern seems
epidemic among the Cincinnatti girls. The
fourth in two months occurred there last
week. , .
The New York Times figures that the
Panama cana cannot bo unished in less
than five years, and that it will cost $35,
00,1,000. v v;;. '; ' -.; V-: .'''
During a fire at Pittsburg, a building fell
kilting two men, seriously wounding four
perton, acd injuring a number of others
slightly. ' -
The Iloyal mail steamship Humbert
which. Mt New York, Febuary 15th, has
not hince been heard from, and is believed
to be lost
Martin Nelson shot and killed no less
than eight pernons at Bonita, New Mexico,
btfore he was disarmed. He is supposed
to be iusaue. ,: .. .
- The Legislature of Ohio has passed an
Act requiring that all executions in that
Slate take place within the walls of the
Penitentiar. :;"' J)V;
.Joneph Dietz, 18 years of age, residing
east of Carlinville, III., was fatally shot by
a companion named Michael Trunk, while
coon hunting.
Mrs Shav, residing inWest Jackson St..
Chicago, died in the dental chair of Dr. W,
E. Day, after chloroform had been admin
istered to her, - ..... ; . '.. -
The protracted cold "of the early Spring
in the Eastern States has been disastrous
to bees.niany colonies of which succumbed
to the weather. ".c
lleports from Eastern Siberia are to the
efiect that armed bands of Chinese have
crossed the frontier and surprised several
Cossack villages.
Mayor Harrison has brought three suits
for damages against the Chicago Inter
Ocean and Edwin Lee Brown, the aggre
gate claims being $rf00,000.
Last week a fleet of mackerel schooners
arrived in New York from the capes of
Virgini with more than 12,000 000 fish
which were netted within 24 hours.
A Congress is to assemble in San
Domingo on September 10th, to decide
whether the remains 'of Christopher
Columbus repose there or In Havana.
It is believed that the body found in a
trunk at Pittsburg, shipped from t'hicaao
by unknown parties, is that of an Italian
lemon peddler named Phill po Curuso.
The aggregate losses by- fire in the
United btates and Canada during the
month of April were $7,750,0C0, and for the
live months, so far this year, $35,250,000. .
AtRichmond, Va., W. R. Smith, charged
with stealing $240 ) while a clerk in the
Auditor's office, was found guilty and sen
tenced, to two years in the penitentiary.
Annie Schalch, who fell heir to $10,COO
in cash a few days ago, was arrested for
lrunkeness at Colorado Springs; Colo., and
the following morning was found dead in
her cell.
Mr. Moody appears to have been spe
cially successful in drawing crowds at
Pittsburg during his recent mission in
that city. People flocked in from a radius
of 100 miles.
The residence of John Knight, a farmer.
living near Brunswick, Mo., was destroyed
by tire, and in it pemhed William Uruner,
a young man about 21 years old, who was
living with Knight.
Major General Irwin McDowell died at
San Francisco May 5tb. He was placed on
the retired list Oct. 13, 1882, and has sinee
lived a quiet life with his family at his res
idence in that city.
An order has been issued from the War
Department pi icing on the retired list of
the army on three-quarters pay fifty-seven
enlibted men who have served as enlisted
men for thirty years.
Many wealthy Russian nobles are taking
to g mbiinx neavny on the stock exchange.
Se ve al of these amateurs have been rui ned
and on a recent Sunday there were three
suicides, owing to losses.
Twenty four deaths from a disease re
sembling typhoid-pneumonia occurred in
one day in the mining town of Plymouth,
Perm. Seventeen hundred persons are
said to have been attacked.
A public Rale of negroes occurred at
Richmond, Va., May 5tb. under the va
grant law. One of them brought $38 for
three months; one $14 for three months,
and a womau 25 cents for a year.
In a drunken rage Adolph Hess, living
near C ncordia, Ohio, beheaded his little
child with an ax. beat his wife to death
with the same weapon, and then hanged
himself to a rafter of the dwelling.
The present Ameer of Afghanistan at
the age of -twelve years was placed at the
head, of an army of 22,000 men by his
father, and ever since he has been inter
ested in soldiers and military matters.
A Raleigh prisoner, who had been de
eland not guilty in a murder trial, hanged
himself the other day after confest-iug
that he w as guilty and that remorse led
him to iuflict upon himself the punish
ment he escaped in the courts.
A strong effort is being made to break
up i he gaming at Monaco Several suicides
of late, one being a handsome and aristo
cratic young lady, have aided in concen
trating attention to the demoralizing in
fluences surrounding European watering
places.
In a recent Parliamentary paper the
estimated population of England up to
the middle of 1884 was 27.132;449, against
L'5,874,439 enumerated in the census, of
1881. The number of deaths last year is
given at 53 ',951; marriages, 408,410; births,
008,584.
A row between some Columbian soldiers
and Jamaica workmen at Culebra, resulted
in the death of twenty-five of the latter
and twenty were wounded. The Jamai
cans are leaving in large numbers and the
work on the canal will be much delayed in
consequence. ...-.-
At Dunkirk, N. Y., May 0th, a pile
driver exploded. A man named Foot e
was thrown sixty feet into the lake and
came to the surface twice, but the people
were so panic stricken that they could
render him no assistance. The fireman
and a man named Siley are missing.
The Russian corvette Strelokhas arrived
at New York, and will doubtless ; be fol
lowed by the British man-of-war Garnet.
The former carries tn guns and has a
crew of 160 men. The shipping interest
has some fear that shewill pick up a trans-
Atlantic steamer, should war be declared.
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.
Tbs treasury of the Baptist Home
Missionary Society is in sucn a depleted
condition that' appointments have been
only made for six months, fears being
felt that money enough may not oe con
tributed to pay a full year's salaries.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
-r-There were 600 Frenchmen at Ox
ford the past term-quite an unprece
dented number, The general style of
living demands less expense than form
erly, and no man finds it now incum
bent on him to give wine parties as of
yore.
At a Sunday-school convention, ob
jection having been raised to the un
healthful influence of. many of the books
in the libraries, a superintendent rose
and suggested that they should be
weeded out and sent to the poor chil
dren out West Harper's Bazar.
Miss Mary Caldwell, a wealthy
Catholic lady 'of Baltimore, has given
$300,000 to be used for the establish
ment of a Catholic university for tho bet
ter education of the priesthood, on the
plan proposed; by Bishop Spaulding.
The Plenary Council has accepted ; the
gif t.--Baltimore Sttn. :
Mr. John Scott, who recently closed
a ten weeks' term of free high school in
the town of Holden, Me., says that in
all that time he had no occasion to speak
reprovingly to any one of his scholars.
He says he ha3 taught fourteen years
and never before had such an experi
ence as this, and he asks his fellow
teachers of this country to r tell him
whether any one of them can say as
much for any school taught by them.
Troy Times. v-.-"---'"
The new catalogue of Dartmouth
College, New Hampshire, shows that
there are now 42 members of the faculty
and 402 students, ' the latter being di
vided as follows: Collegiate Depart
ment, 244; Chandler Scientific School,
74; Agricultural College, 28; Medical
College, 44; Thayer School of Engi
neering, 12. In the Academic Depart
ment 19 are from Maine, 98 from New
Hampshire, 54 from Vermont, and 33
from Massachusetts. Outside of New
England nineteen States and Territories
are represented.
The Rochester Post-Express is doing
a commendable - work in showing up
the defects of countiy school sanita
tion. The yards and surroundings of
many school-houses in the country are
indescribably filthy. Some of the de
tails can not be referred to in a public
journal, and are sickening to contem
plate. There may be some excuse for
faulty sanitation in crowded cities, but
there is none in the country. It is high
time that attention was called to this
evil. If the cholera were to come to
this country it would make short work
with the people who live in such neigh
borhoods. Chicago Journal.
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.
In London a "pony", is a five-pound
note, in this country a glass of beer, and
in the dictionary a small horse. Yonkr
ers Gazette.
An experienced housewife in a long
article tells "how to save your dishes
from being broken." It is unnecessary.
All you have to do is to put them away
and eat off of tin dishes.
-My dear sir, you cannot always
reason correctly from analogy. Because,
for example, red-skinned apples ; make
the best jelly, it does not follow that a
red-faced man makes the best husband.
Chicago Journal.
"What is economy?" asks the Phila
delphia North American. We'll tell
you. It is paying ten cents for a cigar
and compelling your wife to turn her
last season's dress to make it do an
other winter. The country is fairly
bulging with such eeonomy. Norris
town Herald. ,v.i; 'v '" '; 0.
A girl who had become tired of
single blessedness, thus wrote to her in
tended: "Dear Jim, come right oft
if you' are coming at all; Edward
Keiderman is insistin' that I shall have
him; and he hugs and kisses me so Con
tinually that 1 can't hold out much
longer." Boston Post.
: A festive dude came into our sanctum,-
He' had a poem; we kindly
thanktum. With the office club we
gently planktum over the top of his
phizaranktum. He swore an oath
which' sounded like blanktum, and gazed
at us like a dinged old cranktum, and
then there was a vacancy in our sanc
tum. Evansville Arqiis.
Well, Dobkms, are yon going- to
I haven t made
up my mind yet."
time to be there
"Haven't? Why it's
now." "I know, but
my wife hasn't got back from the
woman's meeting yet." "Ah, I see.
You can't make up your mind till your
wife brings it home.' . CJiicago Tribune.
She had named Friday" of the fol
lowing week as the day fpr the wedding.
"But Friday is an unlucky day," said
George. "O, so it is!" she exclaimed;
"I had forgotten that. No, it wouldn't
do to be married on Friday." "How
would Saturday or Monday do?" sug
gested George, tenderly. The girl hes
itated and blushed a little. Then she
said: "I I think Thursday would be
better, George." Detroit Post.
"Does you know John Dackson?"
asked Jim Webster of Pete Simpson.
"I should say I docs know him. lie is
an awful sly cuss." "What hasheeber
done that was so berry smart?" "The
other day I seed him "walking along on
the opposite side of 'Austin Avenue. I
called out 'John!' two or free times.
De nigfjah made out as if he didn't heah
me. 1 overtuck him and cotched him
by de arm, and dang, by buttons if he
wasn't anudder niggah entirely. You
bet he am a sly one." -Texas Sif tings.
The Ostrich as "a Kicker.
Dr. Sketchly, who has charge of tho
ostrich farm at Anahlem, Was plucking
one of the things one da'. When they
pluck them a stocking is kept on the
head to blind the bird. While he can
not see he is quiet, but if bis blinkers
get uncovered then he "goes for" the
plncker. The doctor moved his arm so
as to disturb the stocking, and instantly
he saw what was done and went head
first out of the pen, not caring for any
more plumes just then. As he tumbled
head first over the fence the bird let fly
a kick which, striking a fence-board,
made toothpicks of a whole panel
length. The mule's occupation as a
kicker is gone in this country since the
ostrich came. Los Angeles Express. "
:'Curi6us. isn't it?" remarked Mrs.
Bascom. "Here I've been reading
these 'Notes on Husbandry,' regrilarly
ever since we subscribed to the Farmer,
and they haven't said one word, so far
as I can see about husbands1 or matrij
mony either.1'- Burlington Free Press.
ALLToa.socEirrs.
Mr. E. C. Walker, Editor "Track and
Road," The Spirit of the Times, New
York, after an exhaustive interview with
all leading horsemen, 6t&blemen, sports
men, drivers and hreerlersi f hnrusnf tV
country, states that St, Jacobs 6iL the
. f . .. , .a
great pain-cure, wiu ao an tnat is claimed
for it in the Clira of nrlipn rutin a nnrl mif.
fering In man and beast.
A ErCGD EMPHATIC ESSOSSECT.
Mr. Wm. B. Mitchell, editor of the
Journal Press, St, Cloud, Minn., wrote to
Mr. Wm. Pens Nixon, asking if a card
with his signature, recommending Com
pound Oxygen, was genuine. Mr. Mitchell
writes : The fol owing letter from Mr.
Wm. Penn Nixon, the well-known editor
of the Chicago Inter-Ocean, explains
itself, and will be read with interest :
"The Ixteb-Oceak, 1
- Chicago. Jan. 10, 1SS3. J
"Mr. W. B. Mitchell, St. Cloud, Minn.: :
'Deak Sib: I am always happy to bear
testimeny to the great value of Compound
Oxygen, as manufactured by Drs. Starkey
& PaJen, Philadelphia. I think it the
most important remedy for throat and
lung troubles that was ever discovered. I
feel that it saved my life, and am always
glad to recommend it to those suffering
from such troubles. The card was not
only genuine, but I endorse the remedy
now as fully as I did in the card.
"very truly yours,
"Wm. P. Nixon."
Our "Treatise on Compound Oxygen,"
containing a history of the discovery and
mode of action of this remarkable sura
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All orders for the Compound Oxygen
Home Treatment directed to H. E. Math
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sent directly to us in Philadelphia.
' The largest quantity of "maple sugar
made in any one State is made in Vermont.
ESPECIALLY TO WOMEN.
" Sweet is revenge especially to women,"
said the gifted, but naughty, Lord Byron.
Surely he ;was in bad humor when he
wrote such words But there are com
plaints that only women suffer, that are
carrying numbers of them down to early
graves. There is hope for those who suf
fer, no matter how sorely, or severely, in
Dr. R. V. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription."
Safe in its action it is a blessing, especially
to women and to men,too,for when women
suffer, the household is askew. -
It is now thought that no further trouble
need be expected on the Isthmus of Panama.
CATARRH A New Treatment has been dis
covered whereby a permanent cure is effected in
from one to three applications. Particulars and
treatise free on receipt of stamp. A. H. Dixon
& Son, 305 King St. west, Toronto, Canada.
The value of the shipbuilding industry
of NewEngland for 1884 reached $0,000,000.
Organic weakness or loss of
power in either sex, however induced,
speedily and permanently cured. Enclose
three letter stamps for book of particu
lars. World's Dispensary Medical Asso
ciation, Buffalo, N. Y.
Peanut flour is becoming an important
product of the South.
Try Germea for breakfast.
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A sure cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching and Ulcer
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Lotions, instruments and electuaries do more harm than
good. William's Indian File Ointment absorbs the tu
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after getting warm in bed), acts as a poulUce, gives in
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Read what the Hon. J. M. Oonmberry, of Cleveland,
says about Dr. William's Indian File Ointment: "I have
used scores of File Cures, and it affords me pleasure to
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immediate and permanent relief as Dr. William's In
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store, and one of them said, timidly:
"Have you any choice cigars sir? I
Want them for a present." Oh, yes,
Miss," replied the tobacconist, "we
have any choice you like from a cent a
piece up." "I think 1 will take some
of the 1-cent ones, then, - if , they - are
choice. I had no idea that choice cigars
were so cheap. Won't Charlie be de
lighted?'.' she said to her companion as
they left the store. "Poor boy!. He is
so fond of a choice cigar, and they will
taste all the better," she added, with a
little blush, "for haying come from
ma
A. Y. Times. ih :-w - -
DouDtrul ffatteryi Doctor "I ou
see, wifey, dear, I have pulled my pa
tient through, after all.- A very crit
ical case, I can tell you." His wife
"Yes, dear hubby;, but then you are so
clever in your profession. Xb, if I had
only known you five years earlier I feel
certain my first husband my poor
Thomas would have been saved."
TheiMirror
is no flatterer. Would you
make it tell a sweeter tale?
Magnolia Balm is the charm
er that almost cheats the .
looking-glass. . "
HOSIER
i i
1 M
. DON'T EAT I!? A TZ221LY.
. A health journal fays that people ought
to take three-ouariera of n.n hnnp.fnv rlin.
ner. This ift well Ifthpru i ennnoh rtrnnni.
to hold out so long. The panalty for hur-
iyuij meais, as most people ao, is a griev
ous attack of dyspepsia. In such a case
vou will have to res rt to Brown's Iron
Bitters for cure, as did Mr. J. R. Pinks-
irn, snorter s jjepot, Ala., who writes; "I
found relief in Rrnwn'n Iron Hi ft Are nftmi
years of suffering from dyspepsia."
The loss by the destruction of Aspinwall
ia put at from $10,000,000 to $12,000,010.
AN OTEEKSIYE 1SEATH
Is most distressing, not only to the person
afflicted if he have any pride, but to those
with whom he comes in mnt It ia
delicate matter to speak of, but has parted
noi oniy menus out lovers. ; liad breath
and catarrh are Inseparable. Dr. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy cures the worst cases as
thousands can testify.
Chinese farces in Tonquin have received
orders to.ceae hostilities.
When Baby was sick, -we gavs her CASTOEIA,
When she was a Child, she cried for CASTORIA,
When she became Kiss, she clang to C ASTORIA,
When Bhe had Children, she gave them CASTQEIA
For Throat Dlseaeiea and Congas,
use ' Broxcn's Bronchial Troches." Price
25 cts. Sold only in boxes.
Absolutely Pure.
Tills powder never varies. A marvel of purity,
strength and whelesomeness. More economical than
the ordinary kinds, and cannot be sold in competi
tion with the multitude of low test, short weight,
alum or phosphate powders. - Sold only in cana
Botal Bakiko Fowder Co., 108 Wall street, N. Y.
THE HARDEN STAR
HAND GRENADE
Fire Extinguisher, v
The simplest and
most powerful ex
tinguisher ever pro-
L duced. Adopted by
"J Wells, Fargo & Co.,
the O. R. & N., the
"Oregonian," and
over 3,000 leading
institutions of the
Coast. They have saved hundreds of lives and
millions of dollars' worth of property.
Beware ofworthless Imitations !
43TNone genuine except in blue bottle with star.
PRICK, $15.00 PER DOZEN.
H U HRfiQQ J26"N. Front St., Portland.
. n. unUOO,-jlsSecondSt,S.F. .
EstabUshed 186U P. O. Box 2415.
JOHN F. ENGLISH,
' Grain, Produce and General .
COMMISSION MERCHANT
Koa.313 and 315 Davis Street,
8AN FRANCISCO CAT
(Member of 8. K. Fruduee Exchange!. Constgnmentc
and erders will receive prompt attention. Cash ad
Tanee made. . - .
Thin BF.L.T or liegvnem
tor s made expit-aely for
the care o( deransennts
or the generative orpans.
There is no mistake' about
this Instrument, tj con
tinuous sti"Un of KLEO
TRIO IT Y permeating
through t)it parts wnit
rwttoro them to beaitiiy
action. Do not coofonnd
thw with Electric Belts
advertised to cure all ills
from hid to toe. I Is fo
the ONE RnoHftfl mnoM.
fvm v i, uM.. o K,-tiiK mil uiiuitiiaiiufiindiireMUMW
tocttto fiJit Co 109 WasUlnitton bfc. Chlcaso. Ui.
eoNsouPTioa
I have a positive remedy fothebored!seajis;bjliS
vie thooiianitsof case of the worst kind and of foof
tanHnit hava been cure. Iiuleetl, Oftrnn? 1. mTfulth
in ltsefflcacT.tlit I wl I sonrtTWO BOTT1.E3 i'RBfi,
together wttn a V A LU A BI.K THE ATI8K on this diaeasa
to any snffrer. Give express nd f O.sddr
pa. T. A. 8LOCl?M,181 Pearl St., New York.'
R. U. AWARE
- THAT. .
Lcrillard's Cliaaz Phg
bearing; a red tin. tag ; that Lorll lard's
Xtoaelienf fine cut; that LorlHard's
Navy Clipp'ntc, and tbat LorUlard's !iigfft, are
the best and cheapest, quality considered J
MsMeli-ffial
gave half. largest
Factory In tne tetate
MU!j
'Just published 'Treatise on the
Development of the Female East
. . i , . . . .
una xora. oiorea Anatomical
Plate, explanation, medical opin-
eenta, P. O. Drawer 179, Euffaio. Xew York. ;
for Infants
"Castorla is so veil adapted to children that f
t recommend it as superior to any prescription I
known to me." - n. A, Aacsso. JLD I
UI So. Oxford EU, Dwklyn, N. Y.
fROYALtSCifc'J? NJ
I
i in wiiii
II I I ? I 1
"THE HASTINGS"
THE
SHIRTS
AND
XSSBS ' sjsf nsy skLun srv' 'a mlrm' tQkilsi i C(
. - t ' - J
For P1en and Boys, to Order and Ready Made,
Ccr. Hcntgosiery and Sutter Sts., - - r an Irarcisc CzL
umn & Benedict, succcr. to c. c, Hastins U
CZTRULES FOR SELF-MEASUEEMENT ON APPLICATION.;;
' Wosian's EufTcric? eri Hcllsf.
Those languid, tiresome sensations, oauElnu
you to feel scarcely able to be on your fsetj that
constant drain that is tatlig from your avstcra
all its former elasticity; driving tie bloom from
your cheeks; that' continual strain spon your
vital forces, rendering you irritable end fret'ul,
can easily be removtd by the use of that mai
velous remedy. Hop Bitter:!. IrreguUriUes arid
obstructions of your system, are relieved at on re,
while the special cause of periodical pain are
permanently removed. None receive so much
benefit, and none are sorofoundly grateful,
and show such an interest in recommending
Hop Bitters as women.
A Postal Card Story. .
I was affected with kidney and urinary
Trouble -"For
twelve year I"
-After trying all the doctors and patent
medicines I could hear of, I used two bot
tles of Hob
"Bitters,-"
And I am perfectly cured. T keep it
.A11 the timel" respectfully, B.F. Booth,
Saulsbury, Tenn. May 4, 183.
Bradford, Pa., May 8, 1875.
It has cured me of several diseases, such as
nervousness, sickness at tie stomach, monthly
troubles, etc I have not seen a sick day In a
year, since I took Hop Bitters. All my neigh
bors use them, ; Mb s. Fanny Green.
- $3,000 Lost.
"A tour to Europe that cost me S3, 000, done
Mmele88 good than one bottle of Hop Bitters;
" they also cured my wife of fifteen yearn nerv
"ous weakness, sleeplessness arid dyspepsia."
It. M., Auburn, N. Y.
So. Bloomingvixi.e, May 1, 79.
' Sirs I have been suffering ten years, and I
tried your Hop Bitters, and it done me more
good than all the doctors. Miss S. S. Boone.
. Baby Saved.
We are so thankful to say that our nursintr
baby was permanently cured of a dangerous
and protracted constipation and irregularity of
the bowels by the use of Hop Bitters by Its
mother, which at the same time restored her to
perfect health and strength.
The Parents, Rochester, N. Y.
tT None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the whi e label. Shun all the vile,
poisonous stuff ith " Hop" or " Hops " in tl. eir
name. .
ASS FOB
y
mum
SMeoi Dint Eafors.
Awarded Premium 1S83 and 1S81
FOR PUR1TT ADD STRENGTH
State Fair, Portland. Oregon.
' Mechanics' Fair, San Francisco, CaL
State Fair. Sacramento. C al.
Most Economical for imp; put up in six
different sizes: full STRENGTH S AND
FULL MEASURE.
Prepared by :
B0TFIN MANTJTACTTJEINa CO.
San Frauclco and Snrramrnto, Cnl.
FiAJiOW, OftAXK. -
CTCI!lAV M-UAIt'II A BACH
O i kill 1 Iff A I .tlabler, Koenish Pin; Bonlct
'rtrans, band instruments. Lfcrpest stock 4f Shf
Music and Books. BatrJssu plied at Eastern rria
j U. JtAV. &:6 Pof Sfreet. San rrancfiWK -
PETALOMA IKCUBATGR
1881 Still Ahead! 1884
3 Gold MadaH 1 Silver, and 14
j tret I'remliimg.
PRICE. - - - 420
i Hatches all Kinds of Eggs
All sizes from 30 to 650 eggs.
Bend for large Illustrated circular No. II. F.rplalns how
to hatch and raise chickens profit) lr. Circnlars free. Ad
dress PKTALTJM A IKCU BAT ii CO. Fetalama CaL
' THE SPECIALIST,
Ho. 11 Eearny St, San Iraacisco, Cal.
Treats all Cheosic, Sracui a D Pwvatb Diskasxs
f . WITH WOSDERFVL SiCOCESS.
THE
GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY I
Is a certain cure for
Xen'ous Debility, Lost
Manhood, I'rostator
hoes, and all the evil
effects of youthful follies
and excesses, and in
driakinsr intoxicating
4 iiqaors. Dr. Mintie,
" whoi3arepuIarphysician,
i, i graduate of the Univer-
S Bity tx renrisyivania, wju
j agree to forfeit 8500 for
! ca w of thia kind tho
Vital Restorative (un
der his special advice and treatment) will not cure,
$1.50 a bottle, or four times the quantity $ sent to
any address on receipt of price, cr C. O. P. in private
name if desired, by Dr. Mintki, 11 Kearny St.,
S. F. CaL Send for list of quesaons and pamphlet.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE
win be sent to any one applyirg by letter, stating
symptoms, sex and age. Strict secrecy in regard to
all business transactions.
This fJrea t Siren xlen -
in kentruy ami fterve.
Tonic Cares ltut
all.Kervousand Physical
Jeb)htr. IjC'SS I vttaiity,
iWeakoffS, Virile Decline,
'Impotency, Oversensitive
.Oondit ong.rroBtatitia, Kid
" ti y and Bladder Complaints,
Diwauf s oi the Blood.Erup
i tions, and all the evilefiects
- of you iiful fniiiea and ex
fcesK'i permanently priv
'venting' all lcvifuntary
weakixlng drains upon the
system, aowever tney occur
t n ..... M , irestorfeg Lost Manhood,
however oomplJcatt-d tbo
case may be, and where aU other rtmeoies Lava failed.
X Permaneat Care Absolnf cly Guaranteed.
Price per bottle; or Ave tottles for Sid Sent
Tipon receipt of price, or C.O.D., to any address, stri: t
ly iaHvate.ty ' DR. C. 0. 6ALFICL1.
216 Kearny Street, fean I ranelsco Cal. .
em - - v. !-' Sno cient to show its
istatl i(f symptom s ana aps
. a rinit.A.t Kiiia 2t.rtct.!v rwitiilAut lV littAr tip sJt
cfficerasB i. - " -
N.P.N.U. No. 75.-R f . v IV!;152.
D
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KJ Ml II r., '
and Children.
Castoria cures Colle. Coast !re t'.on,
Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Eruttat.ion,
Woii iToa P cd promote i-
mious injurious medication. .
Tejb Csstacb Cojipast, IS! Pulton Street, IT. Y.
BEST
UNDERWEAR,
a MT Ha. oil
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