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THE niDEPHlIDETT HAS THE " 7r PIC"! ""31 FINEST JOB OFFICE IN DOUGLAS COUNTY. CARDS, BILL HEADS, LEGAL BLANKS, One Year -Six Months -Three Months $2 SO 1 60 1 00 And other Printing, inuludin . , : Largs aal Eeayj Pesters asi SLou M-Eills, Neatly and expeditiously executed AT PORTLAND P.BIOE.S. -These are tha terms of the paying In adranoe. The Isdepeudkkt offex fine Inducements to advertisers. Term reasonable. VOL. IX. ROSEBTJRG, OREGON, SATURDAY, AUGUST 30, 1884. NO. 21. THE HTDEPEITDEITT is issued SATURDAY MORNINGS. BY TDK Douglas County Publishing Company. C 1 SiB:-" ff" i,u u u MO . c.a i la .-it iwfl J. JASKULEK, PRACTICAL waicimiser, jeweier ana utucian ALL 70UX WASEAHTED. Dealer l-i patches. Clocks, Jewelry, Spectacles and Eyeglasses. , 4 - jn i nu. u or : Cigasa, Tobacco & Fancy Goods. Tlu only reliable Optomer in town for the proper adjust ment of Spectacles ; always oo hand. Depot of tha Genuine Br&rili&n Pebble Speo tacle iiid Eyeglasses. Office First Door South of Postoihce, B08EBVB6. OKEttOHT. LAITGEITBERG'S Boot and Shoe Store ItOSKBLKG, ORF.GOX, On Jscksou Street, Opposite the Post Office, Keeps on hand the largest and best assortment of Eastern and Ban Franetseo Boots and hoes. Gaiters, Slippers, And everything in the Boot and Shoe line, and SELLS CHEAP FOR CASH. Boots and Shoes Made to Order, and Perfect Fit Guaranteed. I use the Best of Leather-and Warran all my work. Repairing Neatly Done, on Short Notice. I keep always on hand TOYS AND NOTIONS. Musical Instruments and Violin Strings a specialty. LOUIS L, AXGEXBERU. DR. M. W. DAVIS, 68 DENTIST, BOSEBUBG, OREGON, Office On Jackson Street, Up Stairs, Over S. Marks & Co. s Aew btore. IiIAHONEY'S SALOON, Nearest the Bail road Depot, Oakland. JAS. MAI1QXEY, ... Proprietor The Finest Wines. Liquors and Clears in Douglas County, and THE BEST BILLIARD TABLE IN THE STATE, KEPT IN PROPER REPAIR. Parties traveling: on the railroad will find this place very handy to visit during the stopping of the ie stopping oi tne wain at the Oakland Itepot. Giro me a call. JAS. MAHONEY. JOHN ERASER, Home Hade Furniture, WILBUR, OREGON. UPHOLSTERY, SPRING MATTRESSES, ETC, Constantly on hand. FURNITURE. I have the Best STOCK OF FURNITURE South of Portland. And all of my own manufacture. 5fo Two Prices to Customers. Resident of Douglas County are requested to give me a call before purchasing eisewnere. ALL WOBK WARRANTED. DEPOT HOTEL, Oakland, Oregon. . RICHARD THOMAS, Proprietor. This Hotel has been established for a num ber of years, and has become very pop ular with the traveling public. FIRST-CLASS SLEEPING ACCOMMODATIONS ANDTM Table (applied with the Best the Market affords Hotel at the Depot of the Railroad. H. C. STANTON, DEALER IX Staple Dry Goods, Keep constantly on band a general assortment of Extra Fine Groceries WOOD, WILLOW AND GLASSWARE,' ALSO CROCKERY AND CORDAGE, A full stock of SCHOOL BOOKS, Such as required by the Public County Schools. All kinds of Stationery. Toys and Fancy Articles, TO SUIT BOTH TOOKO AND OLD. F ' ' BuyB and Sells Legal Tenders, furnishes Cheeks on Portland, and procures Drafts on San Francisco. SEEDS I SEED f ILL KINDS OF THE BEST QUALITY. ALL ORDERS Promptly attended to and goods shipped with care. Address, HACHEXY A BEXO, Portland. Oregon. Where ISatnro Humps Her Back. Cor. Denver News. While on earth I never expect a view more erlorious than on Gray's Peak, Col. No pen can describe it, and this is merely the stub of a 5-cent pencil. If in some sphere of the future there is a panorama more arrand in its roughness, more magnificent in its extent and less adapted to general transportation, no wonder that the inhabitants have wings. How seldom we realize the massiveness of nature when she really humps her "OUT TO OLD AUNT MARY'S." r James "VVhitcomb Riley. 1 Wasn't it pleasant. Oh. brother mine. In those old days of the lost sunshine Of youth when the Saturday's chores were throuzb. And the ''Sunday's wood" in the kitchen, too, And we went visiting, "I and you. Uutj to old Aunt Alary sr It all comes back so clear to-day! Though I am las bald as you are gray Out by the barn lot and down the lane We patter along in tne oust again, As light as the tips of the drops of the rain, Uut to old Aunt Mary s. We cross tha pasture and through the wood Where the old grey snag oi the poplar stood, Where the hammering red-Leads hopped away. And the buzzard raised in the open sky And lolled and circled aa we went by Uut to old Aunt Mary s. And then in the dust of the road again; And the teams we met and the countrymen; And the long highway with the sunshine suread ; . As thick as butter on country bread. And our cares behind and our hearts ahead. . Out to old Aunt Marys. I see her now in the open door Where the little gourds grew up the sides and o'er The clapboard roof. And her face oh, mt ! Wasn t it good tor a boy to see f And wasnx it good for a boy to be Uut to old Aunt .Diary's. , And oh, my brother, so far awayj . This is to tell you she waits to-day To welcome us. Aunt Mary fell Asleep this morning, whistiering, "Tell The boys to come!" And all is well Uut to old Aunt Jilary's. GROWTH OF THE GRAVER. Income of a First-Class ICnirraver Work on Magazines. Boston Herald. A generation ago the engraver used to be considered of comparative unimpor tance, and he was remunerated accord ingly. Within fifteen or twenty years, however, he has come to the front, and now he divides both glory and profit with the artist on a more equitable scale. The magazines, you know, apparently consider it as mucn of an advertisement to mention the engraver's name as that of the designer. The former have thus become much more independent, and a great many of them, if they don't like a drawing, won't have anything to do with it. A proportion of the leading engravers are fairly well off. I know a number of them who may be worth from $50,000 to $75,000. Yet there is not enough money in the business to make a man rich, as we reckon riches nowadays. Tho income of a first-class engraver ranges, perhaps, from $2,500 to $G,000 or $7,000, the average being nearer to the first mentioned figures, while those who get the latter can be .'counted upon your fingers. Jn an establishment like Har rier's, the engraver who works bv the week receives probably from $:10 to $50. The amount paid per piece for work, of course, varies very much, accoruiug to the size of the drawing and the nature of the subject. Speaking in a general wav, the expense of engraving a draw ing that costs $20 would range from $50 to $100. In, the "Lady of the Lake" there are two sketchos, for which Frost was paid $20 each, that brought $120 apiece to the engraver. It costs from $100 to $250 to engrave Gibson's work. The illustrated magazines, as I have intimated, were a potent agent m put ting up the prices of engraving by in creasing the demand for good work. should judge that the monthly art bill of The Century and llarper s ranges trom $3,000 to $4,000, and perhaps more in some instances. Burying an Executioner's Sword. Exchange. A Paris contemporary gives, from ad vance sheets of the memoirs about to see the lisht of Henry Heine, an account of a curious episode in the life of Sefchen, the friend of Heine's child, the beautiful daughter of a public executioner. One nierht a number of elderly strangers as sembled at her father's house, and ranged themselves round a stone table in a half circle. They remained long seated by torchlight, whispering together. Ihen each in turn emptied a large goblet of wine, and ;all shook hands with effusion. Then her grandfather, also an executioner, recited something which Sefchen, in her hiding- place, could not catch; while tears rolled down his cheeks, and the other executioners began to show like emotion Then all quitted their seats, doffing the red mantles they had worn, and walked two and two to tho foot of a tree, where one, taking up a spade, dug a deep trench. Then Sefchen's grandfather, who alone had not dolled his mantle, approached, and drew from his folds a long white packet. This he carefully placed in the trench, which he hastily covered with earth. Five years later Sefchen learned that the nacket thus ceremoniously buried was the sword with which her grand father had cut off the heads of 100 con demned. By ancient custom, when this number had "been reached the instrument was regarded as having a sort of sacred ness and as a thing to be put wholly apart, i The Susrar Beet. Atlanta Constitution. Suear is declining the world over, on account of the immense beet root yield The yield of beet culture in 1883-84 is estimated as follows: Germany, 940, 000 tons; j Austria-Hungary, 455, 000 tens; I France, ' 4(55,000, tons; Russia, 310,000 tons; Belgium, 105,000 tons, and Holland, 40,000 tons mak ing a total of; 2, 3 15, 000 ton3 as against 2,047,000 tons the year before. House Plants. j Exchange. A method of growing house-plants without soil is claimed by Captain Hal ford Thompson, a similar plan having beeu previously suggested by a French man named Dumesnil. The plants are reared in a prepared or "fertilized" moss, and are said to grow even more luxuri antly than in soil. Specimen baskets of plants cultivated in this way have been exhibited in London. Cincinnati; Saturday Night: He had just hinted that he could not spare the time to take her to a picnic. "Oh, I see," she responded cruelly, "time Is money." j ' . Marie Eschenbach: A good joke should seem unintentional. THE INUNDATION. . Belgravia. The floods were out at Wendelthorpe. Boats were moving hither and thither in lower-lying streets, and out in the open coun try field after field was changed to a lake. From amid the waters rose a solitary farm house, black against a darkening sky.- The surging flow heaved and tossed and struck heavily upon it. Here was no languidly spreading expanse, but the hurry of the swollen river rushing impatiently forward and rising in its impatience higher and ever higher. At an upper window six persons were gathered, watching the motions of a light that came and went slowly, and seemed to be drawing nearer by degrees. The group was made up of the farmer, his wife, three children, and a young man who was the eldest daughter's lover. The light was mani festly approaching, the dark shape of a boat become distinct, they heard the dip and splash of the oars; at hut the boat paused in the lee of the house, and their rescue was v . 1 1 SI secure, it could De seen now, in ine ugnc oi the lantern, that there were several persons a the boat and that one of them was a wo man. A voice called upward to those within: "How many are you" And a voice called downward in reply: "Six." To that answer followed a moment of silence. Then, amid the sound of the water, came up the words, "We have only room for four. "Shall you be able to come back for the others r askei the farmer. Again followed a pause, brief, but sufficient to foreshadow the coming negative. No, hardly, it was getting too dark and too dangerous. Within were quick questionings and de nials, a bait heard debate, caugnt and tost again between the ominous beating of the rising floods. By daybreak the housetop would scarcely be left above water, even if the walls should be strong enough to hold out so long. "Jack and I will stay," said the farmer at last. , "If Jack stays, so will I," answered the clear voice of his daughter. Then a man n se in the boat and said: "There is no woman who would say that for me, so let me stiy." The others in the boat looked at him as he stood leaning one hand against the wall He was a stranger who had reached Wendel- thorpe only that afternoon, and had volun teered his services at the starting oi the boat. The woman sitting in the stern moved a little and paid: "I will stay, too," and all eyes turned back to her. Her they knew. She was the new mistress of the village school, a grave young woman, and reported eccentric. There was no remonstrance from the boat, only a slow, ruminating surprise; from above, indeed, came protests, but faint and quick! overruled. A window was opened in a lower story; the two entered upon a landing that was already flooded and went quickly upward. Warm, broken thanks met them and eager promises of return in the first hours of dawn. Then, from the upper window, the two watched the embarkation of the six, heard their shouts of thanks and cf farewell, then the dip of the oars, and felt at their hearts a sudden blank. They stood side by side, watching the waver ing progress of the departure and the waver ing reflection of the shaken light At last, when the boat was far away and no dim echo reached them of its sounds, thev turned to wards each other and toward the inner room. The room had, in the interval, grown nearly dark, and as they turned this way they heard the flap of the water like a step, on the stair- ca:e. "Have you any hope of their coming back in timer asked the woman. Her companion answered, "No;" and she saw through the darkness that he shook his head. "Nor have I," said she. They stood aimlessly looking into the fast darkening room. They had no occupation but to await the coming up of the water, and they were strangers who had never so much as beheld each other's face by full daylight. The wind and the water went sweeping by outside, and in the house were ghostly sounds of doors and win dows stealthily tried and shaken. "Had we not better go up to the attic while we can?" asked the man by and by. She assented, and they went inward to the dark core of the house. The inky soli tude below was full of creakiugs aud rust lings, above shone a square of 3-ellow light, revealing a steep ladder. A lighted lantern had been left for them in the attic, together with food and warm wrappings "I will fetch the lantern," 6aidhe, and swung himself quickly upward. She stood below, holding fast to the side of the ladder. His quick step sounded above her head; the light shifted and bright ened; she saw his face in a quick illumina tion; then the light whirled toward and beyond her, down, down into the darkness and flashed upon the stairs. Her breath stood still ; sha had a sickening feeling of being left alone. Assurance of her com panion's safety reached her, however, in the form of an imprecation, checked, indeed, but hearty, utteied about two feet above her. "The handle of the lantern was loose," said he, as he came to her level. "I'll go down and fetch it up." "No, don't! It's too dark. Please don't! Let us go up." She had found his arm in the darkness and held him back. In the darkness, which was much the blacker for that brief interposition of light, they made their way into the attic, and crossing it carefully, afraid of the low roof, afraid of unseen stumbling blocks, afraid of returning upon the yawning aperture, made their way to the gray square of the window. Here they found a large box, upon which they sat down. They spoke but little; there were so. few things left worth utterance in such an hour as this. By and by, as their eyes grew ac customed to the dimness, they discerned the general character of their surroundings. There was a table near them with food; there were boxes and bundles and a couple of old pictures, brought up hither apparently when the tide began to rise. In the middle lay the black square through which they had made entrance; at the far end a rough heap of straw was dimly distinguished, and from this came restless gnawings, scrapings and rustlings, causing the woman to sbrinS and shudder. "I suppose they are rats, 6he said when the sounds grew louder. once, "I suppose so; do you mind very much?" "No, if we could only see them." Again for awhile they were silent, hearing the little sounds within and the ever increas ing sounds without. At last the man stood up, and, passing his hand acrow his face, said : "Oh, this is very co!dlooded! They used to torture witfikM o, fixed to a stake, when the tide was ceavlcf xtp." He moved to and fro impatiently, and btood still by tbe Ublo. "Could you not eat somethingl" "No, than- a." Ha broke Uimmlf a piece of bread, and re turning to tbe window, ate a few mouthfuls. He pushed open the lattice and leaned out The water was rising rapidly, and was already washing on the window of the room below. He turned back toward her a face of dismay; hers as she sat within the room as not clearly visible, but her attitude was calm and undisturbed. He sighed and came back quietly to sit beside her. But his quietness was of short duration. He asked, after a few minutes, 'W ould you not like to go out upon the roof I "We shall have to do it sooner or later, and I don't think we should feel quite so much imprisoned." "Oh yes, let us go. Is there a trap doorr "I don't think there ia I looked just now. But I can get up through the window the roof is close above and then I can help you." He set his foot on the window sill, and thrust his bead and shoulders through the narrow opening. "Oh, yes, it is quite eaiy. .But how it blowsl We had better have soma of those shawls." I She brought them and handed them out, watched him draw himself up, and then mounted in her turn from box to window ledge, and, reaching her.hanis upward, found herself lifted safely to the summit The surge of wind and water was tarriflc; her hat. was blown away at once and she was blinded by her hair. When she had freed her face and drawn up her shawl over her head she was able to perceive that the roof was formed of two long parallel gables, and that between them, at each end, a stack of chimneys rose from a solid platform. They went forward to the more sheltered group and sat down on the block of brickwork at the base. They had before them the wide, desolate expanse of waters; below them torrents ran thundering between dwelling and out-houses, and in the pauses of tbe cannonade that beat the walls and of the rushing and rending sounds within, they heard a southern wind drifting with sighs between the chimneys. There was no token of life, no light, no sound of hope. Tet they felt a sense of relief and freedom in being here, where they could see and know what was befalling. "Oh, that is better 1" said she, and lifted up her face to breathe the fresher air. "One would saj-," said he, watching the dark cameo of her face, as it detached itself from the straight Hue of masonry, "that you j had a kind of enjoyment of all this." "In a sense I have. There is so much space and power. And there is the feeling of hav ing for once put action and responsibility out of one's hands. There is nothing now which it can possibly be one's duty to do." "You don't feel any fear of death, then?" "I fear it physically, of course the actual drowning and choking -ah, don't let us talk of it But at least we shall have had this hour of freedom and rest" "I could bear it better," he returned, "if there were any. element of struggle. To sit stillin a cage until death chooses to come an I put an end to you that's terrrible I" She turned toward him and seemeJ to con sider his point of view until it became hers, for she shuddered and said: "It is horrible!" There was silence again between them for a little wmie. Again, wnen her lace was bent forward, he was able to watch its out line. Surely she was younger than he had supposed. "What made you stay?" he asked suddenly. She hesitated a little. "What made youi" "I hardly knew, more.than what I said that nobody cared much whether I did or not, and that I did not care much myself. But I am older than you, and I have had about as much out of life as it will ever give me." "I don't think that it need be a question of age how much one's life is worth. Mine did not matter to any one, either; and it was not very easy or hopeful for myself. I bad wanted so much, and had to learn that I must do with so little. Of course it is not noble to care so much about one's own petty happiness, but ohl one does care! And then, all at once, here was a way of escape, not selfish, but to help happier people, and it seemed the key to everything when you stood up in the boat and said that you would stay." "Yet," said he, "I could not help, wonder ing as we stepped out, whether what we were really giving to those young lovers was only time to lose their love for each other, even m remembrance. For death can only destroy the future, but life can destroy the past too." "Are you sorry, then, that you staid f" There was a little note of mockery in the question, or his conscience created it "No, it Beemed the thing to do. One can but act in the present And even if a man could know certainly that death would keep their love for them, and life would lose it, he could harly bring himself to say. Then let death come.' It takes Apollo to give death when he Is asked for the best gift But yet, what a chance for two lovers to have died together sol" She drew a rather deeper breath and made no spoken answer. -. Down at the far horizon the late moon was rising, vague and cloudy. A ghostly light, bringing in its wake mysterious shadows, spread slowly as the moon drowsily lifted herself and dropped the mists from her shoulders. The man, looking down, in this clearer light, to the water, started and said, "it is coming up much faster." She stooped and looked. Then their eyes, luting, sought each other. Both faces were pale in the moonlight On both sat the human shrinking from this upward crawling law 1 ec it was something to see each other. "How long is it to morning?" she asked. tt a. 1 A 1 . . no urew out nis waccn, dui cnere came a cloud across the moon and they had to wait "It is just past 13," said he. "Perhaps they will come, out by moon light" "f erhaps," said he. But neither of them had any trust in the hope. lie bad seen in the moment when they looked at each other that she was indeed younger than his first supposition, though hardly so young as his second. She might be 25. It was not the face of a girL She had returned to her former position, and now, leaning back against the chimney, lifted up her face to the sky. Her eyes were closed ana ner lips drawn in. There was but time to look once before the lips curved again into a smile and the eyes opened to a calm gaze. The man sitting by her heard the changing and deepening tone of the water as it came up and up. "You are to young for this," said he ab ruptly. His voice had changei and deepened like the tone of the water. o. no," she answered alter a moment "Don't trouble about me." "I do trouble about you. It's horrible! horrible H sr i. m ' .. one again Kept silence ior a little space; then she sail: v hen I beard you say that in tbe boat, and get np to stay, I felt sud denly as if it was a cruel thing not to stay with you, too, as well as to save them." She had been obliged to speak tho last words loudly, for the wind rose suddenly and fiercely, and the shock of the water broke noisify on the walls. And as she ceased came a terrible crash; the whole build 1 , . . iu- ere a it eu am Bwayea; uier were heavy splashes in the water, and water spouted over them as they caught and clung to each other. Long hair was blown before his face. They held each other fost, panting and trembling. There was a sound of water, running, trickling and dropping. The calm moon, pursuing ber leisurely pathway, passed out from behind a cloud, a'Jd showed them that the platform at the other end of the house had given way, and the : stack of chimneys opposite had fallen. "If it had been these!" said she. They crouched nearer together, each still holding to the other. The fear in each mind now was the fear of being divided, of losing all human companionship. The waters were rising faster, rising, as it seemed, with a malignant, hungry joy." "It can't be long npw, said the man. "No," said she. There were a few more life-long moments in Which they sat silent, breathing hard. 1 he wild gust of wind abated; the moon found a wide, open archway among the clouds; the face of the wafers grew by com parison still again. "And so," said he, "it was lor me you stayed, and even at the end I can't go away in peace without pulling down some one else. And you, who stayed, are a stranger, and we shall die here together, strangers. Oh, the irony of this world! All my life I have been solitary and deserted. It has been my fault no doubt it has been my fault; and now life is over. It's all too late, and there's no time." She remained silent, and the monotonous pulse of the water throbbed below. "But if, by any miracle, we should be saved,, at least we know each other now," saidhe. "Do we? Well, the depths, perhaps, of each other, but not the shallows. If we were to ba saved we should feel like friends till we came to land, and then you would go your way and I mine; and if we were to meet once a week for a twelve-month we should speak to each other at first, and the j we should nod ' and smile, and by and by we should pass and take no notice. Io, what knowledge or friendship we have does not belong to this life!" "You believe, then, in another?" so much as that I can't believe in death. We could not be capable of so much, and de sirious of so much, and nothing come. Wo have not half enough. I feel so much, much more. No, I am not afraid. There'f more." He in his turn was silent Perhaps he forebore, out of pity, to put forth a word against her hope; parhapa in his soul, too, a like hope, which he had taken to be long dead, began to stir and murmur. The moon had put on, minute by minute, a fuller g'.ory; it was illuminating an arch of clouds, and beyon 1 the arch lay measureless, liquid, lucid depths. She looked and pointed upward. The full glow shone on her face. He saw in her dark eye a slow, ineffable softening; in all the lines of her features breathed a spirit of exultant reception. "The open doorway of mfinity," said be, fitting to this radiance its apt poetic descrip tion, but without anything of the poet's rap ture or belief, her lips moved to a recognizing smile. And can3ou look up to that and despair?? she asked. "That has no voice for me. It is too far off. too silent, too unmoved. That glory may come back, as serene, to look down on my drowned face. But you have to die with me. What hope there is in life or death you have shown me. I don't know that it is last ing or that it is good for much; but such as it is, it comes from you." Again the water came rushing over the fallen chimneys, and they looked out in mo mentary apprehension. But the sudden tor rent subsided, and the waters went on rising again slowly as before. He then quietly proceeded: "One thinks of life as the life one bos known. To-nisht a glimpse has come to me of something that seems to make life worth going on with. It may be life on the other side of a division ; I can't tell. I don't want to be carried back into the old life, but I do want life, the life that I nearly saw just now, when we thought that our time was upon us. Aud I have found you, standing with me under the brink. We do not know each other, you say; we are not friends, and we can't be. I don't know. I only know that I would neither go on nor back alone." ner nanu, wmcn sua ciung to his arm, trembled and was withdrawn, and the next moment stole softly into his. Tbey sat quite silent, and the endless night drew on. Memories rose before each of them of hopes and dreams that had once been all and all, and now wre small and faint, and immeasurably dtstant Around them, rising always, surged the persistent waters. Now and again gusts of wind awoke suddenly and brought a sweep of waves over the sub merged masonry. Presently, oozmg drops began to creep be tween the chimneys oenin 1 them. "We must go up higher," said the man. They quitted their sheltered nook, and, mounting, stood upon thj platform of brick work. The wind flung itse.f upon them in fury. '1 hey clung to the chimneys an i to each other, ani for a f3w minutes stood so, battling strenuously to keep their foothold. Tbe man cried out su Idenly: "Oh! if there were only some place for you. It is too hard a death for you. I am s sorry fir you." And even while he spoke the water was up about their feet, snatching and dragging at them. "I am not sorry," she answered. "And oh. no! it is not hard: it is the best moment life has ever brought me I" Her voice was blown away as it crossed her lips. It was only because they were uttered at his ear that he could hear her words. And his, of reply, the winds snatched and carried away forever. Ibetimoof words was over. There was nothing now but hard-drawn bieath, and the vain struggle of resistance, and then, a placid moon shining over a waste of flood. The Boy with a Watch. Detroit Free Press. It stands to reason that a boy cannot have a watcn ana reiain mac sweec Doyisoness which is the delight of his parents, and tbe terror of the neighborhood. How can he tear through back alleys, and over vacant lots in "hi spy" with a watch in his pocket or crawl under sidewalks aud circus tents with ease and pt opiiety if timed down by an hour band! llow can ue stand on bis bead, or make a wheelbarrow of himself, or do cart wheels, or "wrassel" for the championship of the crowd! What excuse can he give for be ing late at school, and early at a fire! No; don't watch the innocent youth. Don't let him begin in Lii early years to go on tick. Lime Kiln Club: Dar' was a lot o' sick! hosses in Wall street, an' when the condishun powders gin out de animau rolled ober an' died. In kickin' around dey hit sartin people on de sbiiiH. To wed, rr nat to wJ? that itf'the question. Whether it is wiser iu a girl to enjoy The tempting visions of single blessedness, Or. to be led, by some man of our times, to the altar, j And. by marriage, en i tnemi 10 wed, to doubt ' No more; and by that act to end The heartache, and calm the palpitating Bosom of some love-sieic youth I 'tis a con summation Devoutly to be wished. ' - JVasisar UisceUany. A Heal Summer Hotel. Cor. New York Mail and Express. Of the davs I spent in exauisite cool ness and comfort in the delightful Cuban houses, there was ' none when I did not reflect how strange a thing it is that our I summer hotels and summer cottages in this country are not built upon the ! tropical plan. The more I turned the j question of the practicability of the mat ter over in my mind the less reason I , could see why, with such modes before us, we continue to build summer dwel lings upon the same plan as our city wiatcrhouses. The most delightful lodgings I ever in habited were in a hotel in Mantanzas. My bed-room had a floor of tiling at least fifteen and perhaps twenty feet be low the ceiling. The door was cut in two, width-wise, so that the top could be shut to keep the sun out, or the bottom could be shut to keep intruders out while the open ton let in the air: or a curtain could be drawn across the lower half -whet: I wished to read or write, or take comfort m my shirtsleeves, with privacy and coolness combined. A little window high m the opposite wall provided for the circulation of air. But when the door was wholly open, I saw beyond the little covered gallery that led to all the rooms around a central court, a tropic garden at my feet and the clear sky overhead, for the court was open to the sky, and was planted with fruit trees and flowers in great boxes on a flooring of marble mosaic. Every room in the two-story hotel opens on this court and has a window or door through the outer wall. The guests sit in the dining-room looking out upon the smiling park across the street or back into the little garden in the heart of the house. The kitchen, the baths, the closets and the sleeping-rooms of the help are on the farther side of this court, to all intents and purposes in a separate building. The front of the hotel on the ground floor is a series of doors and win dows so big and close together that when all are open the people of the house en joy all the advantages or the open air without suffering from the sun. If the air 13 moving m Mantanzas it moves through that hotel. The Early Riser a Nuisance San Francisco Chronicle "Undertones." I remember many years ago reading a most sensible article m an English paper on early rising." It set down early rising as the bane of modern civilization. Really, I believe it is right. Thegentle- man over me is not a newspaper man. He goe3 to bed early and very early he begins to move about. In the con sciousness of virtuous industry he despises all who do not get up as early as he does, homctimcs he sms, but there is always a heartiness and cheer fulness about his dressing in tho morn ing which keeps all bcIov him awake. As a positive tact tne early riser is a nuisance, in these days when lite only begins atter dinner, the man who rises with the lark breaks up everything. He begins to yawn during dinner. He goes to sleep and snores immediately atter. He is remonstrated with, and gives as an excuse that he gets up at daylight. He gets up at daylight, he wakes up all the house, he is merry when people are en joying their best sleep, and he simply inflicts upon himself, with the most vir tuous and praiseworthy intent, annoy ance. An irmr of Benedicts. London Truth. lne Italian army nas ior some years been known as a legion of benedicts. For many years it was a royal rule that no omcer noiamg nis majesty's com mission should marry unless he possessed a certain amount of private income. It aly is not a rich nation, and the subal terns of its army are not wealthy. The consequence is that married olhcers have been the exception, not the rule m Italy. The grievance for in this light the rule has been regarded by its victims was recently brought under the notice of his majesty, and the king has now relaxed the regulation, fixing the marriage in come of his officials at a point which will enable gallant gentlemen to enter the bonds of matrimony in the broad light of day, as becomes the action of the soldier, instead of marrying in secret and repenting at leisure. A Burial In Palestine. Jaffa Cor. Kansas City Journal The other day a tomb was opened, and I had the surprise of discovering that the Biblical method of interment still prevailed. It was a young man who had died. His body was first washed and then wrapped in new white linen, the feet and hands being tied with the same stuff, and a napkin being wound around his face, as in the case of Lazarus. Then the bones of the young man's father were taken out of the grave, . and put back into the new grave with the fresh remains. As this process is repeated from generation to generation, of course the dust of previous paternal ancestors is mingled with the fresh . consignments of clay, so that the dead may literally be said to sleep with their fathers." A French Equipage. New York Post A new style of equipage is to be in troduced at Newport and Lenox this year, called by the French a char-a-banc. It is intended to accommodate a large party, and is better adapted for country drives than for regular avenuo parade. Its distinguishing novelty is the three horses abreast which drag it, and a Rus sian innovation of a large hoop fastened over the back of the middle horse, to which small bells are attached, has been introduced with those ihat have been imported to this country. The effect will be novel and picturesque, no doubt: but in a country neighborhood the tink ling bells might call up memories of the rag and bottle man, or the summer ice cream cart. The Strength of Growing Birch. Exchange. only about forty feet high, two roots of which have been able to lift some twelve inches a block of granite computed to weigh twenty tons. The tree is still growing, and the rock continues to be raised and pushed sideways at the rate of nearly an inch a year. Philadelphia Call: A patent device for fastening a neck-tie has iust been sold to a company for $1,000,000. If it will keep the necktie from playing leap- trog with tne collar it is wortn it. "OUR OLD MAMMY. 1 jar Drivers' Care for aa Old Wsraa ISJtj Because She IAke4'm AIL . ,;v Detroit Free Press. "What's that for?' asked a Free Press man, as ne saw a car driver on wood ward avenue take a nickel from his pocket and pass it into the fare box. MJ?'or her." i "What her?. ; - The car stopped and the driver got! down with a "Good morning, mammy V ana assistea an 01a woman 01 i u to enter the car. - T0id yon pay for her ?" "Yes." "Why?" "Well, the story runs back for almost two years," he said, as he picked np hisj lines. "I reckon yon know Bill ?"; " WelL two rears ' ago he was one of tte toughest men in Detroit. He drank,! swore, gambled, and had all the other, vices lying around loose. I tell yon,' he was a terror when off duty and on a spree. He was getting so bad on hisj car, that another week , would have bounced him, but something hap pened." "What?" "He was coming up one evening, half- drunk and full of evil, and somewhere about Davenport street he lurched over, the dash-board. He" caught and was t dragged, and the horse began to kick' and run. That old woman there was' the only passenger on the car, and when she saw the accident she came' out, grabbed the flying lines with one' hand and the brake with the other, and looking down upon Bill she called out : " "Oh! Lord! help me to save him I He's a wicked young man and not fit to die!" i 'Well, she stopped that car and held to the horse until some one came along and helped BiU out of his fix, and she was all the time calling him 'poor boy and 'mv son' and thankinsr God he was not killed. He had a close call, though, and it was a solemn warning. From that night he hasn't taken a' drink, and no driver on this line has a cleaner mouth or is taking better care of himself." "And the old woman?" "She lives away out, along with a daughter. Many's the dollar Bill has sent after her since that night in the way of clothes and provisions, and hell never forget her. The story came to the rest of us after awhile, and we've sort of adopted her as 'Our Old Mammy.' We help her on and off, pay her nickel out of our own pockets, and when the car isn't too full we have a minute's chat with her. She likes ns all, and we wouldn't trade her off for the whole line. It's a bit of romance among ourselves, . you see. les. Did she ever talk to you?" "Did she? She sat right there on that stool one day two months ago and said: ' . ; ' ... " 'Sly son, let drink alone! It robs the pocket, cheats the brain, and leaves you friendless! Don't swear! Oaths go" with a vicious soul! Keep your temper. The man who can't con trol his temper is no better than a caged wolf!'" ! "She said that with her blue eyes reading my soul and her old voice trembling with earnestness, and every word went right to my heart and lodged there. She's had something to say to most of the boys, and I reckon each one i the better for it. Curious. ain't it, how we found our old mammy, and maybe you'll believe with some of ns that Providence had a hand in' it." A Wonderful Bream. New York Times. A correspondent in a foreign scientifio contemporary tells this story about dreaming: "In the i summer of 1822, when an undergraduate of Trinity col lege, Cambridge, I was permitted to reside in college rooms during the sum mer long vacation. : Aa fires were not wanted in our sitting-rooms it was cus tomary for each resident's bed maker or other officer to carry his water, kettle for breakfast and tea to the coHege kitchen and bring it back with water boiling. On one occasion I had overslept my usual hour, and I dreamed a dream. I was at the gate of a country farmyard well known to me, and there eame a long proces sion of horses, asses, oxen, hogs, sheep, and all the animals usually to be found in a farmyard, followed by a north country drover with his plaid crossed over his shoulders, who walked up to me and said : 'Sir, I have brought your cattle.' In an instant I perceived and act aally heard (so intimately were the auditory sounds and the inteUect ual interpretation intermixed) that my bed maker was at my chamber door calling to me : 'Sir, I hare brought your kettle.' The hearing had been confused; there had been no reasoning; but there had been instantaneous rigor of creative imagination." The Verbiage or the Courts. New York Tribune. "I was in court a few days ago," said a time-worn litigant, " when a young lawyer, arguing before Judge Joseph "Barnard, read from one of the papers in the case including : the usual verbi age. The judge suggested a briefer statement of the point, probably believ ing, with the judge of the'supreme court in the- anecdote, that justices may be presumed to know something of the forms of law. The young man then stated his point in plain and condensed English. The idea then struck me, when would it be possible to relieve the law of all the flummery of verbiage now employed. . ! "In actual proceedings before'a magis trate this verbiage is discarded as abso lutely unnecessary in argument ; yet it is religiously maintained in all matters of pleading and in aU orders, injunc tions, etc, granted by the courts. Half the delays grow out of the nse of ver biage. Half the quibbles out of which some unscrupulous lawyers make their living are based upon this needless use of unnecessary words." A lawyer who was present could give him no encour agement to look for a speedy reform; on the contrary, he irreverently said that the verbiage of the law was as nec essary to the existence of the lawyers as the flummery of some religions was to the success of its advocates and ministers. back.