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CHRISTMAS NIGHT. BT WILLIAM CABLTOXT. And thisbless'd night, Ions ages ago A babe was bom, whose infant cries - Brought guiding star in eastern skies And joy supreme to comfort human woe, That Christmas night t With beasts of burden and in manger born, The Sun of God beheld the light, And wise men led by star at night, Win frankincense bless'd U is natal morn That Christmas night ! And He, who humbly came all men to faye, j Will guide the outcast in her flight, And shape her course to peace and light, 11 l And lead her weary .footsteps to the grave, i This Christmas night 1 And ye who revel in the jovsof home, And feign would follow flira who leads, find in your midst a heart that bleeds, Apd bid it to your festive table come, ! ThisChristmas night 1 For there are lives that are ud bless'd with peace, Btorra-toss'd and laden down with woe; Whose weary plodding thrcugh the snow Need kindly help until their journey cease This Christmas night I Remember what He said, " Whate'er ye do, To the humblest of my creatures" Love Buffus'd his God-like features "Whate'er your acts to them I'll judge ye through" '1 his Christmas night t I But not your love on Christmas night alone Is needed for your suffering kind; All nights are His, whose loving mind Bore human pangs to human sins atone. This Christmas night 1 No sparrow's fall escapes his watchful eye, So homeless one who roams the street Shall find His saving care less sweet Because in blinding snow they walk or lie - This Christmass night I CHRISTMAS AMU36 TUB LOWLY. "Blessed are the poor in spirit"; Mr. Spooner was not exactly a selfish man, nor totally indifferent to the mora or domnahfl condition of those : around him; but he was usually too much occu pied with that what he deemed "his own affairs" to pay much attention to trie affairs, or even the necessities of his neighbors in fact he hardly knew what lie could do best in order to relieve, or to assist those who might be entitled to a : share of his uouoty or benevolence. He was not a very demonstrative man and not at all a sensational onej nor by any means given to feasts and festivi ties. ' j If he was just in the vein he might have done a kindness to any worthy per son who would ask him, but he would suffer many things- to spoil, rot, decay or to be eaten up by "moths and rust, before he would think of offering them to anybody, simply because he thought nobody wanted them. He had never bestowed a Christmas gift,. or anjr other kind of a gift, on any one in his life, nor had he ever received one. and hence be permitted the annual . festival to come and eo without an activ participation in it. Nevertheless, Mr, Spooner sometimes did wish that he could or had taken an active interest in that which seemed to concern everybody and which was every year becoming more fixed in the hearts and minds of people; especially, thought Mr. Spooner, those people who have children, or fathers, mothers, sisters, brothers 'nephews or nieces, to say nothing about grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins etc. i Mr. Spooner, although something of a philosopher, yet never for a moment sup posed that giftmaking ia largely the re sult of habit, and that the habit once formed continues to grow stronger and stronger by exercise, and that the hap piness resulting from such a habit cor respondingly increases, so that after a time the giver is more signally blest and feels more joy than the receiver, j It is true, of Jate years he had fre quently been tempted to make a gift to some worthy object, but the obstacle in the way of its nltimation was the counter temptation not to do it, suggesting the while "What's the use?" "save your i money ;" or perhaps the super-cautions suggestion, that his gift may not be ac ceptable; nobody wants it; and, that mortification and self-reproach will bo the consequence. ! The greatest obstacle in the way, however, was the fact that he did not know what to give, or to j whom. If he could only have known I before hand who was in want, and what they wanted, it would greatly facilitate the act, because he was always afraid his gifts might be too good for one class of recipients and not good enough for another class, matters that are very apt to control the actions of those who are only half in earnest, or with purposes only half formed. But the opportunity came at last. Mr. Spooner, on the day before Christ mas, had fared sumptuously at a hotel in a large city, and had repaired to the front of the building to pick his teeth, smoke his cigar, and read the morning paper; after which he thought to lake a stroll, partly on business, and partly to "gawk" into the showy windows. The building next to the hotel was a large shoe store, and as he was passing this he observed a little boy and ; a little girl, peering into the window wistfully, and admiring a small pair of boots, with copper-toes and a smaller pair of misses' gaiters. They were bright, intelligent children, but poorly and thinly clad, and the air, al though not very cold, still was raw and unfriendly, especially to those .not com fortably clothed. He only stopped a moment to take a superficial gaze and pass on; but in that moment the key to the padlock of his heart was developed, and it continued to "burn" him until he introduced it into the lock and finally opened it. "O Sissy," exclaimed the boy,! "but I do wish that Santa Clans would bring me a pair of copper-toed boots like those in the box, to-morrow morning." "Yea, Bubb," responded Sissy, "and if he was to bring me a pair of gaiters like those just below them, wouldn't I be a good girl?" j Mr. Spooner passed on, but every little boot and gaiter he saw all that blessed forenoon, and every noise he hetrd, seemed to be a re-echo . of the wishful I words of those two little children, and he half wished they had importuned him to purchase the articles . they so much needed ; and then he reproached himself for not having done so without being asked. ' After dinner Mr. Spooner hied himself again to the front of the hotel. The weather had undergone a perceptible change; clouds obscured -the sun. and vagrant nanes ot snow were falling.' Turning his gaze towards the shoe store, he beheld the same little boy and girl of the morning, their teeth chattering with cold, and engaged in an earnest and wishful colloquy on the sub ject of the boot and gaiters in the win dow. He now scanned them in more minute detail. Their clothing was thin but clean, and considerably patched, but their footgear was bad very bad and a world too large for them insufficient for the season, Now, it entered the head .the heart and the mind of Mr. Spooner to perform the functions of Santa Clans for these two children, but the question was how to do it? Happy, thought. Mr. Spooner noticed that on two or three occasions when these children were chilled with the cold, and their lips and cheeks be came of a purple hue', they would retire through a narrow avenue between the hotel' and the shoe store, and in about fifteen minutes return again, apparently warmed. The next time they retired, he gazed after them and found that the avenue at its extreme1 end entered into a small court occupied on either side by low, dingy houses, some of which were considerably dilapidated, and barely habitable. On the second story of one of these houses these children had their home, and notwithstanding it was ex ceedingly humble, and rather cheerless, yet it was neat and clean like the chil dren themselves. On inquiry among the employes of the hotel he learued that the children hd a widowed mother who had long been in delicate health. That she had several other children, all still small.and that the family Bubsiotence was mainly drawn from the earnings of two elder boys, one ol them sold ponny papers,and the other "sinned gentlemnen s boots, but none of them begged. Moreover he was informed that they were honest and industrious, but since the death of the head of the family they had become very poor, and this arose from the fact that there were a half dozen mouths to feed, and only two that made any wages. The mother took in washing when she was able to do it, but her; maibilities were monthly mcreas ingi . , That information sufficed; neverthe less he Chose to act through the medi umship of the inferior employe of the hotel who was acquainted, with the fam ily, and forthwith he produced a pair of copper-toed boots and a pair of misses gaiters, besides some other necessary domestic articles, including a stock of provisions, and sent them in on Christ mas eve, as a surprise to the family for Christmas morning. Ihe articles were all received on Christmas eve, and Mr. Spooner began to experience a pleasant sensation about the region of his heart, such as he had never remembered to have felt before. He, however, chose to remain "in cog, but his feelings would occasionally over flow with shere ecstasy, and when he re tired to his room on that, to him, blessed Christmas eve, he fairly chuckled with selhsb delight at the good thing he be lieved he had done, and from that state of mind he passed into a gentle slumber, and dreamed "ever so many" pleasant dreams. The next morning Mr. Spooner arose more than ordinarily refreshed, and the hrst street view he had, after breakfast had a little boy and girl in the fore ground ; neatly, although oddly clad and their hearts all aglee about the copper toed boots and the button gaiters brought them by the good Santa Clans the night before. He was almost over come, and retired to his room to smoke his cigar and read the morning papers, but all he could do he could not keep his mind from fairly gloating over his achievement and it3 effect upon those "little ones. Holding the newspaper by one corner, looking up towards the ceiling of his room, and blowing the smoke in a succession of revolving rings. he thus soliloquized: " "Let me see; those boots just cost me 8U cts. and the gaiters 40 cts., $1.20 m all; and yet I never in my life before ex perienced the real satisfaction at a $5 venison supper, that I have for the pal try sum of 81-20 given away. I now have a faint apprehension of the often repeated words, It is more blessed to give than to receive;' and, it is very probable too, that many glibly repeat those words without realizing any of the pleasures connected with their personal experience." Mr. Spooner returned to his house an altered man, alleging that experimental pleasure far transcendod that of theory alone the reality outweighed the ideal when its object was some person, place, or thing outside of self. Hence, he also felt it was selfish to hoard up these feel ings of pleasure in his own heart, there fore ho imparted them to others, and others reasoned that if the indifferent and close-fisted Mr. Spooner could fiud delight in doing thns, why may we not go and do likewise. At each returning Christmas Mr. Spooner would select some human ob ject among the worthy lowly, as the re cipients of his benificence. He saw that the rich cared for the rich, perhaps in the hope of obtaining some part of each others riches; but he for his part, found more pleasure in bestowing his gifts among the worthy and needy poor those from whom he could not possibly expect any material return. He felt that "if you salute your breth ren only, what reward have ye, do not even the publicans so?" There is some good indeed, perhaps much latent good in every one, but it is surrounded by a hard and often almost invulnerable shell; but if, through the power of "self-compulsion," that shell is once broken, the heart may be discovered to be a cornu copia of goodness, that had hitherto been in ah indifferent, unsympathizing, or dormant condition. 0thln? In It. "I s'pose you has read de President's message?" inquired an old colored man, as he was sweeping an office on Lamed street the other day. "Oh, yes." "Anything speshul in it?" "No, not much." -"Say anything 'boat de way pertaters has riz up in price?" No." "Anything 'bout de world gwine to end on de 31st?" "Guess not." "Git any figgers in dar to play policy on?" "I didn't see any." "Did he say it was gwine to be a hard winter?" "No; he didn't even mention the sub ject." "Didn't give any cures for chilblains or sore f roats?" "Den what's de good of any message? What's de use of sittin' dar an' foofin' 'round an' burnin' out de gas? Sakes to gracious! Pears like if I couldn't qneeze in at leas' one leetle cure fur corns in a se ben-column message I'd let de old fing go, an' take my chances on a ruffle fur a Christmas goose. Detroit i ree Press. , m The Hon. Joseph Nimmo, chief of the United States Bureau of Statistics, in a statement of imports of the United States, shows that in the month of July last 1,436,414 dozen of eggs were im ported; and that in the seven months ended July 3lst, 6,900,478 dozen eggs were brought to this country. Their estimated VBlae was $1,021,605, all of which American hens might have put into the pockets of their owners if the owners had attended to businesa. TflE POLISH JEW. During the war of 1813, when Buona- part made that desperate attack upon his faithless any ot uussia, the oaxon i General, S , had gathered his troops m a deep and wooded defile, and over the bivouac fire -.- conversed with the guide -who had offered to lead his troops to the surprise of a Russian out post. - The day, which was drawing to - its close had been gloomy and lowering, yet was treacherously warm for the season, and little indicated the approaching snewstorm, which was to overwhelm the conqueror.and check his hitherto irresis tible course. The form of General S , as revealed by the lurid embers, broad and muscu lar, braced in the tightened uniform of his nation, and decorated with innumer able crosses and orders, contracted forcibly with the appearance of his com panion, a Polish Jew, alight in figure, and enveloped in the loose black gaber dine of his race; his cheeks wan, sunken and sallow, and against each hung a spiral curl of sandy hair, depending from an unright cap of block felt; his eyes keen and gray, were restless and in quisitive, not unlike those of a famished cat who expects injury, and is watchful to avert or bvenge. He bent instinct ively, as the harsh tones of General & s voice smote upon his ear; and his glances . fell before the penetrating, regard of the militarycommander. The latter was, indeed, a man to be ap preciated with awe by every one who knew the sternness of his -character. Brave to desperation, vigilant and inflex ible in discipline, the slightest breach of military duty was punished with impla cable rigor. His men and officers re spected but loved not their commander; yet uo one dared provoke his anger, for so sure and fatal was his aim, that every duel he fought cost the life of his antag onist. ' "Jew!" said the general in his severest tone, "you have promised to conduct my troop, by a secret path, to the sur prisal of the enemy. If you bring us in safety through this labyrinth, name your, own reward; gold or lands -shall be yours for requital of the service. But tremble, Hebrew, if you mean us falsely; for by the bones of my ancestors, and the honor of my sainted mother, the slightest suspicion of treachery on your part, in sures your certain death ay, death with all its horrors long, lingering, fierce and cruel." , The guide made a low and shrinking oheisance, but without speaking, as though fear denied the power of utter ance. "Dog!" exclaimed the wrathful gen eral, "dost hesitate? dost tamper with my patience? By heavens, if you awear not promptly to execute your mission discreetly and faithfully, life is not yours an instant." The Jew looked up, aghast. His ashen complexion seemed intermingled with a leaden hue, as if convulsed by some internal agony of remorse or fear; but habitual command of his passions soon wrought its effect emotion passed away, and his features resumed their wonted expression of anxious endurance. "By the beard of Airon," was at length his answer, "I have sworn to bring you where your enemies are en camped ; wherefore are you wroth with your servant; who means most right eously to keep his oath?" The general regarded him with a with ering look. "No one trusts a spy, even when employing him." He whispered to his aide-de-camp, "Sternberg, keep your eye on that fellow; I like not his looks. If you but suspect him of be traying us, on the instant bring him before me." The subaltern touched his hat in sign of obedience, and orders were soon after given for the troops to be in motion. Their march was conducted with all possible silence and precaution, add for upwards of an hour proceeded in security and hope. By degrees the way became more intricate and entangled with low underwood, or up-hill and miry, break ing their ranks, and scattering the men in confusion, whilst at intervals they had to wade through patches of splashy ground, into which foot and horse sunk knee deep, and with difficulty toiled through, only again to plunge deeper into some marsh. ; Still these difficulties might be only on account of the untrodden path t was necessary for them to pursue, and might forebode no sinister intentions on the part of their guide. On, therefore, they were commanded to struggle their way, encountering fresh obstacles at every step. At length horses plunged in swamps and fell exhausted ; men groaned and died. . By the most stennous efforts, General S- , his staff, ond the re mainder of the troop attained an eminence, overlooking a wild and desert plain. It was but the work of an instant to dispatch scouts to reconnoitre, and seize and bring before the general the Polish Jew guide. Suspicion was indeed strong against the latter, not only for bringing them through this morass, evi dently with a view to dishearten and dis comfort the soldiers, but twice during the confusion had he endeavored to escape; and now, whether overcome with frigiit or. guilt, would do nothing but prostrate himself on the ground, and exclaim, "Mercy! mercy!" Vain were assurances of safety, useless all inter rogatories as to his knowledge of the road or the proximity of the Russians; the same shrill prayer for mercy, the same frantic cry of despair alone arose upon the stillness of the night. During this paroxysm the scouts re turned, bringing with them a peasant,. who by dint of threats and bribes, in formed them that the Russians, who were at least double their number, were encamped within a mile of the place.and expecting the arrival of the Saxon de tachment; that the road they had trav ersed conducted them through a slough to the enemy's camp, where, if any sur vived, they could 'mbe easily dispatched before they had obtained a firm footing, being previously worn out .with the fatigues they must undergo in their march. ' "By which road can we e cape the snare into which we have been led?" de manded the general of the peasant. "Easily enough," was the reply. "You have only to descend on your right, and keep the beaten path, and yon turn your backs on the Russian forces." "Yon shall go with us, friend, as. a surety for the truth of your direction," replied the general, "and I pray you," added he, significantly, "to remark how we punish a false guide." He leant his mouth to Sternberg's ear, and glancing contemptuously at the still crouching Jew, whispered bis commands in a few emphatic words.. The aid-decamp started; but, with true military subordination ventured not upon expos tulation with hi superior. In a few seconds the sounds of twelve spades might be heard trenching the moist earth, surely and deeply. The sound smote npon the stillness of , the night, impressing silence and awe, and conveying something of terrible import to every listener. The harsh tones of the general broke upon this unnatural quiet. "Seize and bind yon-spy, and cast him into the trench which is digging below; then form into ranks, and every man march over the traitor Jew's grave." I or a brief instant there was a pause of horror; but before the general could look his displeasure the fierce behest was fulfilled. Yell after yell burst from the struggling wretch, as he was hur ried down, which was shortly exchanged for stifled and smothered cries, as the earth was heaped over the hapless victim of his own duplicity andvnthe general's revenge.. .SELECTIUnSCELLAM. You can indnce a boy , to eat tar by forbidding him to do so, Langtry Bays: "I am not pretty; I am beautiful;"! and we suspect she half tells! the truth. A quack doctor would look with dis gust upon! a present of a cane with a duck's head carved upon it. . There are 560,000 Masons in the United States, and not more than half of them claim to be the oldest. English papers seem to be as densely ignorant of American politics as the politics of their own country. ." It is now in order for the youth who smoke cigarettes to . form a league re fusing to kiss the girls who chew gum. "What would you do, Mr. H. if your wife died?" asked Mrs. D. M. H., (who is very methodical) "I. would bury her." The man who claims 'to have seen a rainbow after dark should prosecute the liquor dealer who sold him his varie gated concoction. So much fun has been made of the "Hub's" favorite food, that a Bostonian feels flattered when told that he "doesn't know beans." He who carries a horse chestnut in his pocket to keep off rheumatism is the fel low who is afraid to look over his left shoulder at the moon. An artist remarks, "The best part of beauty is that which oannot be ex presed." We always thought that pow der and rough were sent by freight. "Convict this man of being a gam bier?" said the Texas judge. "I won't hear of it. He's an infant in cards! Why I beat him out of $120 last night when I was pretty drunk, too." A good old Quaker lady after listening to the extravagant yarns of a person as long as her patience would allow, said to him: "FriendJ what a pity it is a sin to lie, when it seems so necessary to your happiness 1 "But how did you happen to lose the nomination? A majority of the dele gate? were in favor of you and every bodv supposed you would be a candi date'." "So did I, and it was all owing to a certain man being taken unex pectedly ill." "Whatman?" "The man I hired to get the boss drunk. "Edward, what do I hear that you have diaoteyed your grandmother, who told you just nownotto jump down those steps? "Grandma did a t tell us not to, papa. She only came to the door and said: 'I wouldn't jump down those step3, boys.' And I shouldn't think she would, an old lady likelier." A beautiful young woman, whose veil caught fireln a Troy, N. Y., church, re cently, was rescued by the youthful of ficiating clergyman, who wrapped her in his robe's supply several elements of romance but the usual consequence is rendered impossible by the fact that this girl was the "bride of the church" and her rescuer a priest. Slim John, well known on the West Side said to a very stout German friend: "Hans, why is it that I can't raise a a stomach like yours?" "Vas dot so?" replied the citizen of Teutonic propen sities. "Dot vas an easy von and -you don't forgot it. You vas seed does car penter building does houses? Veil, vas you effer see dem patting pay vindows on does schmokehouses?" A stranger dropped in one morning it a Washington drug store and called for a bottle of Congress water. The intel ligent clerk.dncked beneath the counter and. promptly produced a bottle of old Monongahela. The customer tasted it, and then, depositing his glass, remarked, "Do you call that Congress water?" 'That's it," answered the pill com pounder, smiling pleasantly. "Every congressman who comes in here drinks it." . "Will you please pass the Shorn?" asked a quiet man at a lunch counter. "Haven't any?" squealed the girl in at tendance. "Some Japhet?" qeried the quiet man again. "Don't keep it!" squeaked the damsel. "I say," chipped in a curious passenger, "what do you mean by Shem and Japhet?" 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WILLIAM COLLIER, MAOHIUIST. Denier Id New nnd SECOND IUXD MACHINERY, 8 Kndlaun St., Portland, Or. Partte telrlng Holler. Engine or HAW MIL, I. M U lll.VtKT niiiiMiire by iMlilKiHiiiK Mr. Collier. New and Second Hand Machinci ought and mid or trnded to advnntuse. PHOS FHATE UNKrVALLKD FOB Curing Skin Uliteasriard for Prettevlnc A llta'thy Skin. , , Beware of Imitation of txth the above untn , celebrate d articles. - Tbe genuine maae only by the STAND RT SoAr" COMPANY, who K mncfctnro th largest assortment of LAUJfORY and TOILET JOAP in ihe iflprld. Office 204 ?acramento street t Francisco. Ca ccujiun Maruiuc STORE 167 THIRD ST. A REralEIira BOW ON SHORT NOTICE. An Lading MACHINES oir Ot A. yyy aji THREAD. - ATTACHMENTS,etc Y Y7s SSHKBAIi AfiEXT roa nu HOUSEHOLD & WHITE iiudsos's era store OS First street, Portland, Ore ttHBi. F1ITOM AHB AHUISITIO) TUMaa Taefcto of Brory P wrlatloa. SPORTSMEN'S EMPORIUM. WM. BECK1& SOW - Importers and dealers In , Guns, Rifles, and Revolvers Rods, Reels, Sinkers, ' Floats, . I t - Nr -E nines, tli&Z&2 Mnrgreon , Lines, Hooks o allkliid PISHIUG TACKTLE, Braided and Tapered Oil SUlt' Unea. Six Spliced Split Bamboo Rods, lf5 ind 167 W.Atifl at., irt'nr. fir ForCiits,lJurn8, JSore.s,TJons,piIe8 Caked Breasts, Corns, elegit has noeqnal. 1 Sold bj l)rng gists and coun try stores at 10 cent per box. . 45-J of 4-1 '1 tXSV K Km'VA I'Kt XT TH E IS KMT IS TIf K C1T1 41! Modern liiiprovwuienta," Open all day. .MEN AND WOMEN, Bov and !, anrone wants light, pleasant, eni plovnifiil in wiik-U from f I0 ier iav can lie niat e will wni) their name and poatoftlre aiilri li nn lui nif iiat.-ly, and rect-ivs our dnrl I v circular. Ad drei't, l. H. Vetehell At No. 1ST t-Yi.i.' ntiert Fortiaud, Ureun. MADE BtTHgYjHaSCCj rt v wmt ',t'f.. iijiM.jaiij .1 'iiaui " 1 fri mr'ti Uni'i r-ii "i F,- r nTI I 'Tir-m m mm i" S.OOO. QtOOO A CERTIFICATE OF KKMCEBSnir -,- -- FOR "'..- TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS - IN THE Universal Benevolent ilss'n Of CaH.orD fo, rBmaiiied Persona iacrw at the rate ot $20 per month the first year, $-45 ibe seeood year, $3u the third year and $70 the fourth year, tor ion her particulars and terms send for a cory of i ur new paper, "The Idoo-a-rsphlo," wM-h will be aent fiee. KELIIBLR LIVK AGENTS WANTED in every town and county in Orenon an-1 Washington Ter. Send for terms at once to W. WHITKWKLL. Oen'l Aftt, Ore iron and Wab!ngion Territory. Room 48 Union hlo k . Pnrtlpnrl "r. PERUVIAN BITTERS. 4 f-jr ft- a. isa-" s , I! t J The Flnt 11I1TKRS la the WOBLU.' ! TIIKY EFFECTUALLY CURE MAT.ARIAZ. DISEASES, Vitalise the Syntem and arrrat the raTace - the Drendfiil Alcohol Habit. Aak! yoor Iroavlt or Wine Uerehaat far - them. - WILUF.RDIXe Jti CO., .A sent a, Saa Fraa dm. . . V. J. VAX MillKTVEB E TO Ponlaad nSETrORr.Pir.LS J. A WKPCX1, Penman at the Portland - Business College, Received the premium ft. ven by the P0R1LAND MECHANICS' FAIR, For the b -sl exhibit f Plalu Writinc, Card Writing Flourishing, Lettering aad Pen Drawing. The Portland Business College Journal, Containing specimens of ornamental pen work, exe cuted by frof. Wesco, will be tent free to any addreta. Hctid name on postal caid. Addre f A. P. A RMSTRONG. w7tf Lock Box 101. Portland, Or. - 1850. 32 Years Practical Experience. 1882. John A. Child DRUGGIST, r I'ealer ia Fine Chemicals, Perfumery, Toilet Articles, Sponges, Soaps, & Rubber tsods. Cor.'Morrlson s 2il tta V Portland, tr. Special atieutinn pa d in (iTdem by mail when M-com $1000 KEWAJID WILL BE PAID TO ANY PERSON PKODUO T V Ins a more elTectual remedy than Dr. Keek's Sore Care for Catarrh, Which haa itood the teat for fourteen years. Physl. clana, Uroeeteta, and all who have Bwd and thoe- oiiKhly tented it,pron ounce It apeelOe for the cure of mat uMntou nweaaa. Try It. Your drugirist baa tupneefi. l)r. Keck thOTMUrhly vodentanda. and la eminent! succemful In tne treatment ot aUehroeJe anu diav eolt dlaeaeea ol hath aemea and all atea. havlnc made a upedalty of their treatment for fourteen years He treau Oaaeerwtthont oatnc the knife. Hi taror Ite prescription la farnlafaed to lad aatleata Pre. I No lady should be without it. Young, middle-aged or old, male or funic, Uisaolty or a life of aufferinr la ' your Inevitable doom unless yon apply In time to Ut physician who nndentands, and la competent to treat your case. Waste no more time nor money with In competent physicians. All oommnntcatlona attended to with dispatch, and are strictly confidential. Medi cines sent to any part of the country. Circulars, testi monials, and a lnt of printed questions furnished on application. CO , H U ATI O.N FREE. Inclose a three-cent stamp for lint and address D&. XfcKSS SKCK, No. VIS First street, Portland. Or. , USE Ji.nv. TLL8. TO itimate result of over M vears or practical expert ence, and CURES WITH UNFAILING CERTAIJC SI a jT iV. J3 1 1 ervous ana vnysl. lV I A If ral DebUity, Be tu (rial f,.r"-s aWaknei8, gperniator- rhoea, ProsUtorrhea.Env missions. Imnolene. Kx. mm 'hausted Vitality, Prema ture iiecime and lAUi OP M AJMIOOD, from whatevevcaUMe nnwlneerf. It enriches aud purines toe blood, Ktrengrhens the Nerves, Brain. Muscles, Digestion. Reproductive Or gans, and Physical and Mental Fa'Ulties. It stops any unnatural debllltatir.K drain npon the system, preventing- involuntary losses, de bilitating dreams, seminal losses with the urine, etc., so destructive mind and body. It la a sure eliminator of all KIDNEY AND BLADDKK COMPLAINTS. IT OOXTAIN8 NO INJURIOUS INGREDIENT. To those rarerlac froai the ft. Vets of yosrthfal ladlretlaas ar exeeawa, a peedy, thorooarh and permanent I I KK 14 GIIAKAKTF.1.11. Price, 8 &O per bottle, or Hve bottles in case with full-directions and advice, s)id. Sent secure from observation to anv address upon re ceipt of price, or C. O. V. To be had only of IH-. c. I. Halfleld. 910 Kearey ati-eet, San Francisco, Cat. Consul tailons strictly conndea tial, by letter or at office, thtlt. For the convenience of patients, snd In order to secure perfect secrecy, I have adopted a private address, unae' vhich all pack ages are forwarded. x TKIAI, BOTTLKTKKK. Bufflcient to li w its merit, will be sent in any one applying by letter, stating his symptoms aud at Communications strictly confidential. DR. SPIWHEY, . Ma. 11 kaaraj str as .. V.. rreats all Araale aad peel a aWsaaiaa. YOUIJG f.lEH TTTHO MAY BE SUFFERING FROM THK KP. tr facts of you tbfui follies or Indiscretion, wilt de well to avail themselves of this, the e-reatest booa ever laid at the altar of aoffennr bnmauity. I)H SPINNEY will jrnarautee to forfeit 500 (t.r every -t ease of Seminal weakness or private diseases of any kind or character which he undertakes and falls le v cara, -, 1IIDDLE-AOEB Bf EH. . There ate many at the am of thirty to sixty whe are troubled with too frequent evacuations f lbs bladder, of ten accompanied by a slight smart lug or bu rnlng sensation and a weakening of the system Is a manner the patient cannot account for. On exam ining the urinary deposit a ropy sediment will of us be found, and sometimes small particles of aJlmuiea will appear, or the color will be of a thin miHtish boa, again changing to a dark and torp'd afsienranra There are many men whe die of this dlxllculty. igiiu. rant of the cause, which is the second stage of Hmt. nsi Weakness. Dr. & will guarantee a perfect cure is all such cases, and a healthy restoration of the geuiui amtary ergans, - Office Hours 10 to 4 and to. Sundays from 10 in 11 A. M. consultation free. Thorough exiunitmiloa and advice, t Call or address SB. SPRHTET A No. 11 Kearnv streBt. Kan Frei-. . STHJCILS CEALS sTKAL. EreKATKS, , PTBST WTi xntmrukni ox, - 4 n fEK DIG, Ia Mi tutia r v;VX A