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X- r. f t I ' i i 1 i f I I i A LIFE'S LOTBt ; I loved hiia In my dawning yearo FaryeaM.uiviuely dim; My biitaeit smite, my saddest tears, ' rttrwmonforbin. . .j II y arm lug na the day began. The iwu InounbH bl, I Ws still mom loving plan To ao&ka my darling g lad, . They dMntd he tasked the conauerlng wiles That other children wear; " - To ma hit faea, In frown or smiles, - . They said that suit waa ail h!a coal. Ha knew no thought beyond; To me, I know, no loving oul Waa naj ao true and fond. - Ah, many a love waa mine era sow. Ia life's oaprleloua May, And many a lightly whispered tow The breesea bora away. Tat, looking bask on friends betrayed, Aad sweethearts left to roe. My soul can say, "la sinne or shade. At least be found ma true." In leva's eclipse, In friendship's dearth, . In grief and feud and bale. Sty heart haa learnt the sacred worth . Of one that oannot fall; And aoma what aoust and ooraa what may. Nor power, nor pralaa, nor pelf Shall mre my latin from him to stray, US darling one himself. CHAULEXIGSE'S DAUGHTER. Have you ever been in Germany? If not would recommend yon to lose no time in visiting a very peculiar and to me, a very interesting country. Accom pany me np the Main to the Tillage of tielingentadt (the Abode of Bliss) , about a dozen miles from Frankfort. The Tillage is delightfully situated, elose by the bank of the river. It has a large forest in its rear, add a large ont skirt of the Spessart a fine champaign before it on the opposite bank. High above the pretty houses which compose 1 lifctla i1 haa ataxtda the "Red Tower." an edifioe well-known, to the Lovers of ro- manoe. The best house in the Tillage is the Anberge, oyer which, some years ago, a host pieuided, whose capacious size and rotnnd figure involuntarily reminded one of the Great Tun of Heidlesborg. The Herr Von Cothen was a genuine German his meerschaum seldom, left his lips, xoept when the wine-cup. an hereditary troblet of massy silver, won at a drink- ing bout by one of his ancestors, was raised to them. The man seemed to live but for smoking not that he ever waa known to be what is called "disguised in liquor he pretested tnatsncn a quan tity of clay as nimaelx required moisture, and he took good care to moisten it. It was my fortune to know him for the space of three months, and I can safely sar that, with one exception, I never knew him venture on any deviation from his trinity 'of practices, the aforenamed drinking, smoking and sleeping. We bad spent a pleasant day in what was the Spessart forest, and were re turning home when the Red Tower met our view. We were weary and tnrew ourselves on the mossy bonk beneath the shade of a mighty tree, where, in a few moments, both of us fell asleep. I was awakened by the voice of my companion T knnt silence while the redoubted Herr Von Cothen dilated loudly .vulj long on the delights of the feudal daya, wnen trie lord bad power oi liie ana aeau) witnin his territorial limits over his vassal. He spoke well for a German host, anJ the novelty of his speaking was yet m we, True, there was not a very Iuoid oraer in his conversation, out this could easily. be pardoned in one to whom language , had almost fallen into disuse. Von Cothen lay on the ground at listless length, while telling a tale somewhat to the following effect: Borne centuries aero there was an Em peror Nero (no relative of him of Borne) who came, after the manner of the times, to celebrate his Christmas holidays at Frankfort. He was devotedly fond of y ' the chase, and held nearly an equal affection tor his daughter, a maiden over whom some seventeen summers had lightly flown. She was, indeed, if there be truth in legendary report, a very de lightful, beautiful and innocent creature. But her physical charms were even less than the rare purity of her mind, the soft and gentle character of her foel- ... 3 . jxjrn m m cotwgro, sue wuuiu iwvq cheered the peasant's lot; brought up i amid the magnificence of an imperial court, she won the envy of one sex and ! the earnest admiration of the other. Such beauty of person and goodness of heart could not remain unknown; and, - being an only child, many of the princes of the empire put in their chum for her hand, Bat the lady's heart was pre engaged, and she paid little attention to the compliments of her many royal wooers. .Clorinda, thus she was called, had set her affections on one far beneath her in rank. Like' i The king's daughter of Hongarle, I Who loved a aqulraef low degree. The ' daughter of the Emperor Nero had given her heart's first love to a young man, one of her father's hunts men. : It is impossible to say how the secret was discovered, bat certain it was that the princess was placed in close confine ment, and her lover would have been summarily and severely dealt with, but he had taken flight, and pursuit was use- loss, no one knowing in what direction he had fled. To do the young man jus tice, he had anticipated the discovery of a secret dear to him ashis life, and takan steps accordingly. Deep in the hidden haunts of the Spessart he had found a cavei probably the former residence of - some religions ascetic and be had made the bst provision in his power for that decisive step which, love whispered, the princess would not refuse to take, for his sake and her own. While she, in tears, sat in the solitude of her chamber, her Lndolf was busy in making preparations - for her rescue. 1 Whenever princesses fall in love with their father's huntsmen it is customary for royalty to be utterly appalled. Ac cordingly, the Emperor was in a most magnificent passion, and gave strict or ders that the prinoess should be confined to her own chamber. The next morn in sr. however, he made the discovery - iurt a few hours too late that the bird had sown Uke liove. Ha opened the window and new away. The poor old Emperor pined after her so bitterly that not an unmarried lady of the court but would have been willing to console him, had he offered her his band. Jut, mucn to tne aisap - joiaant of their, philanthropic inten tions, His Majesty did not see how be eould atone for the loss of a daughter by taking a wile. The princess and her Lndolf (who had assisted her out of her confinement) lived as happily "benath the greenwood tree, as n there Jiaa never oeen sucn things as courts and kings, emperors and principalities. They loved one another earnestly and well, and (bat this was long ago) had no wish to return to the crowds of society. Even if they had, there would have been no safety in attemntinsr it. for how could either hope for forgiveness? Meanwhile, the loss of his daughter had fallen heavily on the Emperor. She was the sole living thing to which his hopes had long been linked and all the father and the man were shaken by the uncertainty of her fate and her absence from those places over which her smiles threw a radiance, beau tiful as the last tints of dying day upon the snow-crowned hills. The old man aid little, bnt his grief was deep. Pride , would not permit him to yield to open " lamentations, but in secret he shed many a tear. His household ffoda were suiv red by his hearth, and, like Rachel mourning for her children, he would not be comforted. He quitted Frankfort, and many years elsptea before he again saw the place with which wero linked so many and such sad recollections. He had laid aside his usual sports the huntsman's spear had rarely been held by him since that day on which he lost a daughter; and it was with some surprise that the court heard him announoe that he would hold a hunting match on the morrow. Fire years had lessened hit endurance of fttigua, and it was with some pleasure that at the close of day, when the ardor of tie cheats had separated him from his suite, he found himself beside a rustic hut, at the door of which two lovely chih !ren were playing. To dismount from his weary steed, to enter the cot tage, and to request refreshment, was but the work of a moment, and instant I yrej arations were made for dm repast. I The Emperor had fallen upon the resi dence of Ids long-lost and still loved daughter. Lndolf was a successful deer-etealer, and the fruits of the earth furnished them with other food. Be sides, Ludolf had learned that the,. Em peror had quitted Frankfort soon after the flight of the Princess, and, elt little hesitation in visiting the Wrket there, to exchange deer and other skins for necessaries, and sometimes lor a lew oi the luxuries to which Clorinda had been accustomed, and which she had left for him. Frugal in their habits and their desires, they had lived happily without a wish for change. The graceful girl had budded into the glorious maturity of womanhood; and, further changed by her rustio attire, the Emperor did not know his child. She knew him at a single glance, and there came quick throbbing memories of the past, wild hones of the future. ; The sole repast which their situation permitted on the instant was some veni son, poached by Ludolf in the Emper or s own forest. Wliat liniii is mere to woman's wit. when aided by woman's af fection? Clorinda prepared the repast with her own hands, serving up a dish which she remembered to have been a favorite with her father of which, too, he had never eaten except when it was prepared by his daughter's hands. Scarce ly had he tasted the. food ere the tears began to fall, fast and bitterly, lor ner whose memory neither time nor anger could destroy, and he eagerly inquired from whom his young hostess had learned to prepare that dish. The Princess and her husband feu at the old man's feet. The Emperor was still a father; his kind heart remembered only that his daughter was before him; all was forgotten and forgiven; he named the place Selingenstadt, or the Abode of Bliss (in double commemoration of his daughter and his dinner) ; he carried the happy family with him to his palace, ate his favorite meals as often as he wished to his dying day and built the Red Tower as a marriage gift for his daughter. The lovers built a church where their hut had stood, and when they died they were buried within its walls. Such were the particulars which the Herr Von Cothen i communicated to me. The noxt day I made some inquiries re specting the story, which seemed obscure in some parts; the old man stoutly and sternly denied having uttered a syllable on the subject, and appealed to his well known taciturnity as evidence that he did not belong to the class of story tellers a set of persons for whom he had a most avowed and resolute con tempt. He admitted,' however, that I had picked up thb popular - legend in some way, but persisted in the denial that he had been the narrator. I was obliged to be content with his explana tion, although it did not give me a very exalted opinion of the , veracity of mine host. i ' Some months afterward, as I was look ing at "Titian's Assumption of the Vir gin" in the Dresden Gallery, I met with Augustus Saalfield whom I had known at Gottingen. We spent the day together, and I told him, among other things, the mistake in which Van Cothen had fallen respecting the narration of the above tale. 'Saalfield smiled, and dissipated my wonder by informing me that the worthy host of the Abode of Bliss was a somnambulist, and the best stoi-y-teller within twenty leagues of Frankfort in Lis sleep. , j ; j I learned, at the same time, that this legend took ita origin from the fact that Selingenstadt witnessed the loves and still preserves the remains of Eginhard and Emma, the Secretary and daughter of Charlemantre. Tradition lias made a sad mistake in the names of i all the parties by taking Nero for Charlemange, and the lovers for Lndolf and Clorinda. The Red Tower (now sadly dilapidated) was the residence of the lovers after Charlemange saved the honor of his fa vorite daughter by giving her hand to his secretary. Eerinhard built a church on the spot, and his bones and those of bis beloved repose in a mossy antique sarcophagus on a monument beneath its roof. .: An Oyster Tarn. I never found anything but once here in excess of my expectations or even ap proaehing them, and that was the New York oysters. I had just then come on from California, wnere oysters are very small and unimportant, not to say insig nificant, and I had often eaten a hundred there at a time, and had always felt that I could eat more if I had them. So, when I arrived at the Metropolitan Hotel, I ordered my dinner to be brought to my room, and told the waiter to bring with my dinner a strong cup of coffee and a hundred raw oysters. He looked at me a moment and then said: "Did I understand yon to say a hun dred ovsters ?" t . 1 "Yes." I answered: "raw, on the half- shell, with vinegar; no lemons, and as soon as you can, for I am very hungry." "Ahem! Miss, did you want a hun dred?" ! : I "Yes, I do. What are you waiting for ? Must I pay for them in ladvanoe ? I want nice large ones." "No, no, miss. ; All right, ; rou shall have them," and he went out. I contin ued my writing and forgot all ibout my dinner until he knocked and came in with my dinner on a tray, but no oysters. "How is this ?" said I. "There are no oysters." "Dey's comin', miss, dey's comin'," and the door opened and in filed three more sons of Africa's burning sands, each with a big tray of oysters on the half-shell. I was staggered, but only for a moment, for I saw the waiters were grinning, so I calmly directed them to place one tray on a chair, one on the washstand and one on the bed, and I said: "They aro very small, aren't they?" "Oh, no, miss, de berry largest we'se eot." . ' i - : "Verv well." said I. you can go. If I want any more I'll ring. When they got out into the hall one said to the other: " 'Fore God, Joe, if she eats all them ovsters she s a dead woman I did not feel hungry any longer. I drank my coffee and looked at the oys ters, everv one as bid as my hand, and they all seemed looking at mo with their nombie wnite laces, ana out oi tneir one diabolical eye, until I could not have eaten one any more than I conid have carved up a live baby. They leered at me and seemed to dare me to attack them. Our California ovsters are small, and with no more individual character about them than r grains of rice, but these detestable creatures were instinct with evil intentions, and I dared not swallow one for fear of the disturbance he might raise in my interior, so I set about getting rid of them, for I was never going to give np : beaten before those waiters. I hung a dress over the key hole after I locked the door, and just out side my window found a tin waterspout that had a small hole in it, I carefully enlarged it, and they slid every one of those beastly creatures down one by one one hundred and two of them they all the time eyeing me with that cold, pasty look of malignity. When the last one was out of sight I stopped trembling and finished my dinner in peace, and then rang for the waiters. Ion should have seen their faces! One of the wait ers asked me if I would have some more. May he never know the internal pang he inflicted on me, but I replied calmly: "Not now. I think too many at once might be hurtful." Philadelphia Times. M So Waos thb Wobm. The young so ciety lady of Atlantic City who fell in love with a day laborer in a railroad yard, and married him with her parents' consent, will, undoubtedly, be much pitied and patronized by her lady ac quaintances; bpt if, as said to bo the case, the bridegroom is good-looking, honest, amiable and industrious, she has probably not done any worse than many others of her sex. i At all events, she has done much better than the beautiful be ing who, a day or two ago, ended her ro mantic career by; eloping with her father's colored coachman, and marry ing him against her parents' wishes. ; Bv a nearly unanimous vote, the wo men of this country have decided that the two best bands are a hus band and a band two box, AmusUf Faith In Ghosts. J .Tndce Ansrell of the Eighth District; Court, has just rendered his decision in a case which involves an amusing ghost story that for some months past has been a matter of common gossip and belief among the residents of a certain neign borhood in West Sixteenth street. The action was brought by Mrs. Eliza A. Stymus, to recover from Amzi Howell $130 for two months' rent of the house at No. 551 West Sixteenth street. Mr. Howell is a flourishing milkman in Seventeenth street, with an honorable business reputation, and one of the last men in the world to evade the payment af a just debt, or to break a fair contract. Yet he admitted that having taken the house for a year from the 1st of May, he moved out somewhat hurriedly in the early part of June. It was only by degrees that his true reason for thus throwing the premises back upon Mrs. Stymus was developed: The upper floor of .the house, he said, was haunted by spirits, who amused themselves from sunset to sunrise by slamming the doors and making a va riety of loud and blood-curdling noises. Naturally Mr. Howell was at somo pains to add that the ghosts did not annoy him personally: but he intimated that his family had been reduced to a state of terror that it would have been simply in human to keep them longer in such un pleasant quarters. He therefore deemed himself justified in breaking the lease. Vain, however, were all the endeavors of court and counsel to get any satisfac tory descriptive testimony as to the true character of these supernatural mani festations. There were two witnesses besides Mr. Howell, who evidently had full faith in the reality of the ghostly visitations bia brother-in-law, James H. Bertholf, and Edward Polk, a colored man. Mr. Bertholf had resided in the house with Mr. Howell. A few days after moving in he was accosted on the street by a neighbor named Gallagher, who asked if his name was not Bertholf. Being told that it was, Gallagher remarked that a friend of his had bought a farm of Berth olf in Orange county. This having ex cused for a friendly interest in Bertholf, Gallagher added : "And I'm sorry you have been rent ing this house of Mrs. Stymus. You will be glad to move out in a little while; if you don't move out, the ghosts will drive you out." After that a gentleman named EcEvoy confirmed the reputation the house had for ghosts, and in the course of a week or so Bertholf heard the same reports from at least twenty neighbors. On cross-examination, when asked if he left because of any ghosts he had ever seen there, he answered "no," in a very loud and firm tone of voioe, and when counsel followed the question up with, "or because of any rumors about ghosts," he almost shout ed, "No, sir, I did not." He was equally Eositive in denying that ho hail left the onse without paving the rent. Mr. Polk, the colored man, had also heard of the ghosts from a young man of the neighborhood who had slept in the house, and that he credited the report seemed a fair inference from the fact that he had declined an offer from Sty mus to occupy the basement and take care of the house, rent free. He hasten ed to say, however, that his reason for declining the invitation was simply that he was subject to rheumatism, a malady which would be greatly aggravated by sleeping in a damp underground room. The general laugh which greeted this re mark made him very indignant, and he became positively angry by the time he was handed over to the plaintiff's coun sel for cross-examination: "Are yon superstitious?" asked the counsel. " Superse-tit-tittitions ?" said Polk, stammering with indignation. "Are you afraid of ghosts?" suggested Judge Angell. "No, sir; no, sir; oh, no; no, sir," he answered. "Don't you believe that coming events cast their shndows before?" again asked souneel, with a smile. "Oh, laugh; yes, yon can sit there and laugh, and you can talk more than I can, but you don't know nothing at all about it," replied Polk. Polk succeeded, however, before he left the stand, in convincing everyone that in his opinion, at least, the young man who had warned him that the house was "troubled," as he expressed it, had done him a very great service. Mrs. Stymus, of course, scouted the notion of the house being haunted. Her explanation to the rumors is that during a period of some few months, when it remained empty in consequence of the death of her aunt, who had lived in it eight years, some boys in the neighbor hood had obtained admission by break ing windows in the basement, and amused themselves by "playing ghost." She admitted, however, that the fact of the house being haunted was matter of common gossip in the neighborhood. The house itself is an old-fashioned red brick, English basement house, built on a model very common a quarter of a cen tury ago. Its upper or attic story where the ghosts are believed to dwell has a peculiarly stunted appearance, owing to the windows being greater in breadth than in height. These rooms were originally intended for the servants of the family, who, in the estimation of old-time architects, were entitled to only half as much air and light as their bet ters. The house seems to be in fairly good repair, but though neat and clean is not cheerful. The ghosts are un doubtedly possessed of benignant na tures, since the house is only one door away from a Baptist chnrch. Judge Angell's decision is in favor of the plaintiff. N. Y. Times. May Girls Jump the Rope. A surgeon in a western city has pub lished an article designed to warn parents against allowing their children to jump the rope, an amusement of which they are very fond. His objections to this ex ercise are that it produces a continuous concussion of the joints in the spinal column of a dangerous character, often resulting in inflammation and necrosis of the bone, deformity and death. He concludes by saying: . "I would warn children against rope dancing, and ad vise parents to prohibit it under all cir cumstances." His opinions are founded on the fact that he has seen very bod re sults from the practice. While we do not doubt that jumping the rope may be carried to a dangerous extent, we deny that it is a dangerous exercise. It is only when carried to too great an extent that it injures, or when practiced by very deli cate children longer than it should be. Children in their sports are apt to go to extremes, and here lies the danger. How many thousands of children have lost their lives by eating too much food, or eating unwholesome food, and yet wo do not prohibit our children from eating, but try to teach them how to do it right. Many children lose their lives in the water, yet we continue to teach our chil dren to swim, and shall to the end of time. Children become injured by jumping tho rope, and the wise course is to teach them not to go to extremes in this or any sport. Jumping the rope is of itself a perfectly safe exercise. It is one that children enjoy. It cultivates all the lower parts of the body in a re markable manner, giving skill and grace of movement. Mothers need not pro hibit it, but only watch their children so they shall not go too far in its practice. Herald of Health. Another Faded Idol. One by one the roses fade. It seems that now we have lost Beatrice de Cenci, William Tell and a host of other old standbys, we are to be called upon to bewail the de parture of that scantily attired eques trienne, Lady Godiva. A writer in Notes and Queries says she is a myth. It is impossible that she should have ridden through Coventry, for the reason tliat Coventry was not in existence at the time. There is, however, some founda tion for the legend. - Godiva was a lady possessing vast wealth, with which she determined to found and endow an abbey, This she did, "stripping herself of all that she had," and thence the le gend. Coventry gradually arose round the abbey, and had no streets, and conse quently no toils, until Godiva had been dead at least a century. King Ludwlg's Encore. I am told that in a German concert or opera they hardly ever encore a song ; that, though they may bo dying to hear it again, their good breeding usually preserves them against requiring the rep etition, jungs may encore ; that is quite another matter ; it delights everybody to see that the king is pleased, and, as to the actor encored, his pride and gratifica tion are simply boundless. Still, there are cironmstances in which oven a roy al encore bnt it is better to illustrate. The king of Bavaria is a poet and has a poet's eccentricities, with the advantage over other poets of being able to gratify them, no matter what form they may take. He is fond of opera, but not fond of sitting in the presence of an audience; therefore, it has sometimes occurred in Munich, that when , an opera has been concluded, and the players are getting off their paint and finery, a command has come to get their paint and finery on again. Presently the king would arrive solitary and alone, and the players would begin at tbe beginning and do the entire opera over again, with only that one in dividual in that vast, solemn theatre for an audience. Once he took an odd freak in his head. High up and out of sight over the prodigious state of the Court i lneatre is a maze of interlaced water pipes, so pierced that in case of fire in numerable little thread-like streams of water can be caused to descend, and, in case of need, this discharge can be aug mented to a pouring flood. American managers might make a note of that. The king was the sola audience. The opera proceeded. It was a piece with a Btorm in it. The mimic thunder began to mutter, the mimic wind began to wail and sough, and the mimic rain to patter. The king's interest rose higher and higher ; it developed into enthusiasm. He cried out : "It is good, very good, indeed 1 But I will have a real rain. Turn on the water!" The manager pleaded for a reversal of the command, said it would ruin the costly scenery and splendid custumes ; but the king cried : "No matter, no matter; I will have a real rain. Turn on the water." So the real rain was turned on and be gan to tlescend in gossamer lances to the mimio flower-beds and gravel walks of the stage. The richly dressed actresses and actors tripped about singing bravely and pretended not to mind it. The king was delighted ; his enthusiasm grew higher. He cried out : "Bravo 1 bravo! More thunder! More lightning ! Turn on more rain !" Tho thunder boomed, the lightning glared, the wind raged, the deluge poured down. The mimic rovaltv of the j stage, with their soaked satins clinging to their bodies, slopped around ankle deep in the water, warbling their sweet est and best; the fiddlers under tbe eves sawed away for dear life, with the cold overflow spouting down their necks, and the dry and happy king sat in his lofty box and wore his gloves to ribbons ap plauding. . "More yet!" cried the king, "more yet; let loose all the thunder ; turn on all the water. I will hang the man who raises an umbrella." When the most tremendous and effec tive storm that had ever been produced in any theatre was at last over, the king's approbation was measureless. He cried : "Magnificent 1 magnificent 1 Encore 1 Do it again!" But the management succeeded in persuading him to recall the encore, and said the company would feel sufficiently rewarded and complimented in the mere fact that the encore was demanded by his Majesty, without fatiguing him with a repetition to gratify their own vanity. During the remainder of the act the lucky performers were those whose parts required changes of dresses ; the others were a soaked, bedraggled and uncom fortable lot, but in the last degree pic turesque. The stage scenery was ruined, trap doors were so swollen that they wouldn't work for a week afterwards, the fine costumes were spoiled, and no end of minor damages were done by that re markable storm. It was a royal idea that storm and royally carried out. But observe the moderation of the king. He did not in sist upon the encore. If he had been a gladsome, unreflecting American opera audience he probably would have had his storm repeated and repeated until he had drowned all these people. Mark Twain. . Dabbs and Carter. Old Dabbs and jim Carter, two colored men, having grown tired of farming, came to this city and opened a kind of grocery store. Dabbs was a shrewd, bow-logged man, with broad feet, and with a nose shaped like the half of a pear. Carter was young and inexperienced. After the stock had been purchased, Dabbs remarked; "Carter, I'se de olest. In dis case hit's naisessary fur yer tor be do jungier pod ner." "All right," said Carter, "I don't keer what my name is, but I wants half de money whut eomes in ober do counter." "Dat's a fack, Carter. Yer'U make a sharpe business man. Dar's a lot of nig gers got dor eyes on dis sto', but we'll fool 'em. Carter, does yer owe any debts in dis worl'?" "Lemme see; yes I owes a man for a saddle blanket." "How long hab you owed him?" " 'Bout five yoars." "How much wuz hit wurf?" " 'Bout two dollars." "Lemme count de intrust. Two is two, adden onto de five, duplex fractions comin' in twixt de two an' do five; com ponn' cathartic fractions comin' in twixt de duplex fractions. Nine's a nine, wid ten as a podner. Ten goes 'way an' 'lebben stans up. Mr. Carter, you owes dat man 'lebben hundred dollars an' a quarter." "How's dat?" "Why, 'cordin' to de intrust. De in trust am awful heaby. Hit fairly makes a man sweat. Hit breaks np de white man, and robs de nigger of his labor. Dat man could come and break np our sto. He could sell us out. I heard a plantation nigger talking "bout as yester-. day. row, if yer w uz tie signer partner, which means de olest, de men couldn't do nothin.' Dis is a fault ob de law. De Laigeslature is a awful rascally lot of follows. Well, now,, yer mus' be my si lent partner. Does yer heah?" "Ise lisenen'." "Den de man can't tech yer. I'se got a head as long as a water million. Wall, now, let me read yer this paper." Then Dabbs read the following: "Dis heah is ter certify dat Dabbs and Carter is podners. Dabbs is de action podner an' Carter is de silent podner. Dis is also ter certify dat as soon as Dabbs quits bein' de action podner, de whole sto' 'longs ter Carter, an' when Carter quits bein' de silent podner, without an udder 'greementi de sto' all 'longs ter Dabbs." "Dis were wrot up by a cullud law yer," said Dabbs. "Sign de paper." The two men signed the instrument and called in witnesses. Next morning Dabbs came down to the store early, and when Carter arrived all of tho wit nesses were sitting in the storeroom. "Good mornin", Dabbs," said Carter. Dabbs didn't say anything, and Carter continued: "Why de deuce doesn't yer speak ter me?" "Do sto's all mine," said Dabbs, aris ing and turning to the witnesses. "How's dat ?" asked Carter. "Case yer'a no longer a silent podner. Yer's talkin. When a man talks he's not silent YerU please leab my Bto Carter, an' go off down in de country. Ef yer'd stuck ter de 'greement ebery thing been all right. Hit's plain ter be seed dat ver won't." Carter appealed to the witnesses, but was informed that he had broken silence, and of course was no longer a part owner of the store. The disconsolate man leit. He is now a candidate for the Legisla ture, and swears that if elected he will work for the repeal of the odious laws. JUtue kock uazotte. A girl hearing her mistress ask her husband to bring "Dombey and Son" with him when he came home to dinner. set two extra plates for the expected guests, Blinding Her Rival. The Countess de Tilly was a sickly, discontented female who quarreled with everybody add especially with her hus band. Mario Marecbal was a very at tractive young woman of two and twenty, of good character, until, in an evil hour for her, she met the count. The out raged wife discovered the intrigue and out of revenge blinded her rival with vitriol as she was going to her work. Such is the skeleton of this disgraceful business, and, knowing only the skele ton, all sympathy must be given to the offended spouse. But when the facts of the case are developed, the sympathy be comes lessened. At first we could pardon the sudden explosion of anger on the part of the deserted wifo, the alteration of a mother fearing to see compromised the future of herohildrenby the extrava gance of an adventuress. There was nothing of the kind; the fortune of the family had been so little dilapidated by the count's outlay on bis mistress that the countess was able to make a present of 20,000 frajics to the milliner, as the judge said, f 'by way of compensation for her injuries," and she took eighteen months for reflection before her jealousy prompted her to act. When she appealed in court, instead of the swollen eyelids of one who was suffering from some great sorrow, she showed a tearless face, the absence of all emotion and that pursed up mouth which is the characteristic of virtuous but disagreeable Xantippes. For nearly two years husband and wife had quarreled like cat and dog about Marie Morochal, but never had there been between the two any question of a rupture. They talked about her at every meal in the presence of the chil dren; sho taunted him with tbe liason, told him that doubtless he only waited her death to "marry that thing." The count was one of those who, like Mrs. Skewton, are "all heart;" the countess was a sort of conjugal dog in the manger. I don't excuse tho count, who certainly was a very wicked man, but it must bo acknowl edged that the countess was a termagant, whose constant allusions to her ap- Eruaching death put me in mind of a orse-breeder whom I once knew near Caen. This worthy farmor made up his mind that he was to die in 1SM0, and or dered a coffin accordingly. I saw him last year and found that he had used the coffin as an oats bin. The truth was that Mme. de Tilly was jealous of Mile. Morechal, but not so much on account of her husband's love as because that young woman, called by the townsfolk la petite Comlesse, took it into her head to copy the gt-ande Comtesse's toilets; one gown particularly exasperated her. It ia described to have been of the form of a violin box, and it can readily be un derstood that for a sewing girl to venture on wearing a violin-box shaped gown, when that arbitress of fashion, the Countess of Tilly, thought herself to stand alone in fjiis costume in the midst of a population still addicted to crino lines, was an unpardonable outrage only to be washed out with strong waters. "I merely meant to dab her on the face with a sponge," said the great lady, "but my indignation got the better of me when I heard her laugh behind my back." It was a pretty vengeance, most horrible in its consequences, but of the same order as that of peasant girls who cut a piece out of some rival belle's dress because it is finer than theirs, and all through the trial was apparent that pettiness which is characteristic of French provincial tribunals. The court room was transformed into a sort of parlor, with chairs, for the family and intimate friends, in the rear of the lady who was up for judgment. The Judge, in the absence of M. de Tilley, did the honors with grace and affibility, and lis tened with emotion to the recital of the "unhappy life of Mme. la Comtesse." The vitrioleuse was gratified with a title to which, it seems, she has no claim whatever. For the poor girl whom she has ruined for life, the courteous magis trate could find no terms too strong to express his horror and disgust. It is all over now; Mme. de Tilley has gone back to her family, and will proba bly bring her brutal husband once more into the fold, as the next dose may be for him, and it does not make much differ ence what eventually becomes of the "fillo Marcheal" who will not utterly aire to death on the interest of her 20,000 francs, bnt the incident has had the effect to open the eyes of French jurors to the peril toward which they were drifting through maudlin sympa thy. Trees as Weather Frophets. It is a matter of common observance. says the Oswego (N. Y.) Timet, that trees and their branches fail during the prevalence of storms and from perfectly obvious reasons. But close observers among those familiar with the woods, will tell you that oftentimes these things occur just before a severe storm, and are the sign or forerunner of its approach. The phenomenon , was witnessed by a farmer of Oswego town, while on his way last Sunday to attend divine service at the Thompson school house, who ob served a large limb break and fall off from a tree by the roadside. There was no wind stirring at the time, and no apparent cause for the phe nomenon. He says he made up his mind that a severe storm was close at hand. He recalled the circumstances at Hanni bal a year ago, during the camp-meeting service, when a large beech tree fell upon the camp-meeting tent, at a time when, happily, the conprregation was out side, and only a small child was in the tent asleep. The child was not only not injured, but not even awakened, more was no wind at the time, in fact, the at mosphere was unusually still. There was no apparent cause for the fall of the tree; but a heavy storm followed shortly after, as Monday's storm succeeded the intense heat and quiet of the day before. The falling of the tree and the apparent almost miraculous escape of the congre gation were the occasion of much specu lation, and the incident was quickly seized and forcibly used by the exhorter to illustrate the protecting care of heaven. The farmor of whom we speak also savs that for many years he has ob served similar incidents of falling limbs and trees id the stillness which so gener ally precedes great storms of rain or . m 1.1 " U 1! Wina. lue retuter is more uiuu oruiuu rily a close observer of things. How to Can Cork. In order to can corn, says the Country Gentleman, boil the corn on tbe ear a few minutes; then cut the corn off the ears while as hot as you can; put the corn into the cans at ence; have the can almost full, say with in three-fourths of an men of the top; then fill the can up with boiling water, and have the can soldered and pnt into a kettle of hot water, and let it boil in the water for six hours. In every six quarts of corn take one ounce of tartario acid, dissolved in boiling water. Cat the corn from the cob and put into a sufficient quantity of water to cook. When the corn is smoking put the acid in. When done, seal airtight in tin cans or glass jars. To prepare for the table, pour off the sour water and save it; put in enough fresh water to cook it; for every quart of corn add one teaspoonful of soda; let it stand a few minutes be fore cooking. While cooking put in a teaspoonful of sugar. If the corn turns yellow there is too much soda; pour back some of the sour water until it turns white again. When nearly done, season with salt, cream and butter, same as fresh corn. Dissolve one and a quar ter, ounces of tartario acid in one-half pint of water; cut the corn from the cob and cook it properly; when cooked, add two tablespoonf uls of tne acid solution to every quart of corn; can and seal se curely and set in a cool, dry place. When wanted for use. stir half a teaspoonful of soda into two quarts of corn, and let it stand three nours before cooking. This removes all add from the corn. We have spoken of the ungainly shape of the grand piano. Bat there is equal need of reform in the shape of the upright piano. The rigid parallelogram with which we are all famihtr is ugly and inorastio, A German maker has taken a step in advance by making an uprigt piano with a curved top, following the natural form of the instrument, and tbe eaect is pleasing. Knowledge ia a nutshell. A pace is 3 feet. A cubit is 2 feet. A fathom is 6 feet. A palm is 3 inches. A league ia 3 miles. , A span is 10 inches. A great cubit is 11 feet. There are 2750 languages. Oats, 83 pounds per bushel. Bran, 20 pounds per bushel. Barley, 48 pounds per bushel. A day's journey is 33 miles. Two persons die every second. Sound moves 743 miles per hour. A square mile contains 640 acres. A storm blows 36 miles per hour. Slow rivers flow 5 miles4er hour. Coarse salt, 85 pounds per bushel. A tub of butter weighs 84 pounds. Buckwheat, 52 pounds per bushel. The average human life is 31 years. A barrel of rice weighs 600 pounds. An acre contains 4840 square yards. A firkin of butter weighs 56 pounds. A barrel of flower weighs 196 pounds. A barrel of pork weighs 200 pounds. A hurricane moves 80 miles per hour. A rifle ball moves 1000 miles per hour. A hand (horse measure) is 4 inches. A : 1 a rt ' i . . ra. lapiu river hows miles per uour. .Euectncicy . moves 228,000 miles per hour. The first lncifer liiatcb oh w ;, lit as made in ma. mile is 5280 feet, 1760 yards in lentrth. The first horso railroad was built in 1826-7. i moderate wind blows 7 milos ner hour. i ! Gold was discovered in California in 1848. if i . I Corn, rve and flaxseed. 56 nonnds ner bushel. : " The first steamboat plied the Hudson i 1807. I ) Wheat, henna ami flnvpr nnpd 60 pounds pir bushel. 1 The firk use of locomotives i in this country Was in 1829. ! The first almanac was printed by Goo. Von Purback in 1640. j SCIENTIFIC SCRAPS, j Sulphur crystals mav be obtained bv dissolving sulphur in hot concentrated acetio acid, and evaporating the solution of ordinary temperature. According to a German journal, vessels of platinum are, to some extent, attacked and corroded by the carbonate potash and soda at their melting point. Cairo has a school of pharmacy with about fifty students, a good corps of na tive teachers, and a laboratory under a competent European director. It is the only inaititution of the kind in Africa, or in the Turkish Empire. To renew tho worn surface of gum belts manufactures recommend "a com position of equal parts of black lead and litharge mixed with boiled linseed oil, and japan enough to make it dry quick." Mr. Gramme is building for an estab lishment at Noisiel, France, a machine lor transmitting electrical force to a dis tance, with which he expects to gain a normal power equivalent to that of ten horses, and under special conditions a power of sixteen horses. M. Legayt sums up the conditions favorable to the attainment of great age. Temperance occupies the first rank, reg ular labor, (usually in the open air,) daily exercise short of fatigue, early hours, a comparatively well-to-do life, calmness of mind in meeting troubles, moderate intellectual powers and a family life. The Great Eastern Railwav Company has undertaken to supply sea-water for baths to any part of .London, at tho rate of six pence for three gallons. The water is brought from Lowestoft in air tight cans, which are left with the pur chaser until the following day, when the company s vans call for them without extra-charge. A beefsteak chopped np fine and baked with flour and yeast in the form of a "meat bread" loaf, is the latest diatet ica sensation. It is asserted that meat thus treated entirely disappears during the process of purifoction, the nutritive principles becoming incorporated with the bread. M. Sbeurer Eestner has just been explaining tho process. Professor Stratbo announces a new process of nickel plating that is said to be both simple and effective. To a solu tion of from five to ten cent chloride of zino sufficient nickel sulphide is added to give it a decided green color, when the solution may be raised to a boiling point. The articles to be plated are sus pended in the boiling solution from thirty to sixty minutes. They may then be taken out. washed in water in which a little chalk is suspended, dried and polished. This process is not patented. Handle Daisy Stock Carefcixt. Mr. Purcell, m the report of the New Jersey Agricultural Society, says: "It is important that dairy stock from the young calf to the old cow that is being led lor beei, siiould be handled 'and treated kindly. If a calf is handled roughly and becomes wild and vicious thereby, when it becomes a cow you may expect the same, ' but if handled care fully and treated with kindness, when grown up sho will be mild and gentle. It may not always be so, but in general it is. There have been many cows spoil ed by tne person baving, the care cf and milking them when-eveer they come in his way, or if when milking a cow hoists her foot or kicks (which ia generally caused by pain), such a fellow stops milking and commences whipping, or, worse kicking the cow and she becomes enraged, boids up her milk, kicks back, and is finally ruined. Never whip a cow for kicking, if she does kick the milk pail out of your hand and sometimes upset and knock you. but be kind and gentle with her, and milk her out with as little excitement as possible, and if she gets over her kicking propensity it will be by mild and not by harsh treatment. Never whip a cow becanso she kicks, for it win ao no good, but will do a great deal of harm." Hints to the CosscMPTrvK. The diet of the consumptive, says a writer in an English medical paper, should be simple and nutritious ; very strict rules as to special articles are uncalled for, unless the stomach should have exhibited signs of imperfect power. Meat should be taken once or twice a day, with a good allowance of fat. Fish is nutritious, es pecially oysters. Milk is very nourish ing, and two or three pints may be taken in the course of tbe day. At the hospit al for consumption at Brompton, many of the patients have a glass of rum and milk the first thing iu the morning be fore breakfast, to help them dress, and undoubtedly it often does good. Asses' milk may be taken when ordinary milk disagrees. Another favorite prescription is fat bacon for breakfast. Sugar is very fatening, and there is no objection to taking it even in considerable quantities. A moderate allowance of wine or spirits is advisable, but it should be taken with caution when it flushes the face or quick ens the pnlso. Baltimore furnishes a first class snake story, to the effect that a water snake fifteen inches long, which was found im bedded in a cake of ice gatherered eigh teen months ago, was restored to life on Thursday when exposed to tbe sun. When cut out with a pick the serpent was as stiff as a bone, but, after lying in the sun a few minutes, it began to wrig gle, and soon started off for the gra- e. It was captured and placed in a glass bottle. , In Chicago 119 gallons of water per capita is consumed per day, while in St. Louis the quanity is only 56 gallons. The difference in the quality of the beer accounts for it. Cfeaaeo or Locettoa. Mr. 3 . B. Knapp, the commission mer chant, has been compelled to change his location in order to Accommodate his growing patronage, and has accordingly located at No. 267 First street, in a fine brick store, where he has ample storage for his customers. Mr. Knapp is build ing up a splendid reputation as a busi ness man. and we aro srlad to ihrnnila hii prosperity. I Something to lie about a bed. ' Ministers as a rule marry for money. The Chinese plank an ironing board The sun is the old settler in the West Vows made in storms are forgotten in calms. . , The fiercest storms toss their drift the highest. Every one can master a erief bnt he that hath it. To be wise too late is the exactost definition of a fool. Great souls attract sorrows, as moun tains do tempests. Censure is the tax a man payeth to the public for being eminent. Men should not talk to please them selves, but those who her them. , Fd rather any day be an ill-bred origi nality than a well-bred nonentity. If I were to trade in winding-sheets, my luck would make all men live. The highest roach of human scionee is the scientific recognition of human ignorance. ' In all evil no matter how great can be found the germ of good that will out weigh it. We should choose for a wife only the woman we would choose for a friend, were she a man. Every man has his own reputation to make, and that is why so many men moke such poor ones. My life was saved by Warner's Safe KUney and Liver Cure. K. B. Lakcly, Selma, Ala. BF.HEMBtK That Warren's Muiic House, 02 Morrison street near the l'ostoflioe, Portland, Or., has everything in the musical line at reasonable prices. A large stock of sheet music, books, pianos, musical mer chandise, band and orchestra music always on hand. ilr. Warren bays every tbing direct from Kastcrn houses, and can afford to sell cheaper than any store in Oregon. Send for catalogue. A Wont to our Readers. When yon read of a remedy that will cure all diseases beware of it ; but when you read of a pure vegetable compound which claims to cure only certain parts of tbe body, and furnishes high proof that it does this, you can safely try it, and with the assurance that it will help you. This is just what Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure does. It cures ail troubles of the lower portion of the body and none others. It will not help the tooth-ache, ear-ache, nor con sumption, but it wili pat your body in a vigorous and healthy state where you can enjoy lile and appreciate its good things. Try it. j ewin making-smt pareaasserla writ lnalareapoitatatnjr advertisement In (hie paper yon will pleaae mention aba lame or tne paper. Use Rose Pills Use Rose Pills. L, BLUM ACER . Co. Male Agents, Port- land, Oregon, If ESI THE OREGON NEWSPAPER PUBLISHING Company Is now prepared to furnish tnsldee, Oauidet and Rop o'enienta on the shortest no tice. Address W. . Jfilmer, t Box 68. Portland, or. as. CiiiUBtM iimiionnUinM. LINFORTH, RICE at CO. ! EcU isc'J far TuiZt Cout. tSl JUrUt St.. Hit frucbst Use Bofie Pills. BLYMYER BELLS, For Churches, Schools end Pre Alarm. ' RILVtB MSB tL innliKitiTtlM lOehanlea' Institute at Baa Franalsco, September, 1880. Bead What the Jomrs say of ihem la their Report: "These bell a are made of a patented enm poette metal, partis' of steel, and unities that la any ower oetia oaea. in piinwuBeuuir nms are passed upon there for their CLEAR nicbh RfillTV nil VOI.HMK OF ROUSD: ni it ( ulil the can he furnished for lose than HALF THS COST OT ItaON mad from bell metal." . . . Smd tor Illustrated catalogue to the General Axeott for the Paclfle Coast. ClNPOKTH. 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English Branches will receive special attention. Private Instruction given In any Reparate study if desired, in either day or evening session. New Teachers, NEV METHODS, careful attention, and entire' satisfaction fruaranteed to all students who; will work. Ladv Assistant constantly in attendance in Ladies Department. Dayton. Mall d H ambers on. Orders from XMMMMVih THE TRADE i . j 81 I'l ' Solicited. 3 Oregon. Wholesale Just -A- CHOICE EASTERN ASH Use Rose Fills. A I trie Waraer-e Safe Pilla are -an Immwliata stimulus for a Torpid Liver, and care Costive nfM, nrsm-psis. Biliousness, Biltoas DUrrhtsa, Mat art a, lover and A rue. and are owfal at times In nearlr all Diseases to cause a frfe and retulfir action of the Bowels. Tae best anil dote for ail Malarial FoisoD. Price, Sc. a box. Wansr,BBalCremBqnlckl7 srl res Best and Sleep to the sufferlnr, cures Ueadarbe and Neuralgia, Prerents Epileptic Fits, and Is Ilia best remedy for Nervous l'ruelration brooelit on by excessive drinking, over-worlt, mental shocks and other causes. It relieves the Palna of all diseases, and is never Injarions to the nyetem. The best of all Nervines. Bottles of 1 two sixes i umn. ems, and tim Warner'a Safe Beraedlea ar sold bvDrujncista itnd Demlera In nedtclne every. HE WASHER & CO, Proprietors, Bach, K.T. ssmend for Pamphlet and TesUmnnlalSi atOltttr, MAVIS CO.. A cents. - - Portland, Or J- 33- KNAPP, Commission Merchant AND f URCHASIN8 AGENT. All Goods on Commission, WOOL, ORAIX, DAIRY PRODUCTS AND FRUITS A SPECIALTY. Agent for ParroU's Patent Doubletree. . 267 First street, Portland, Oregon. SPORTSMEN'S EMPORIUM. WM. BECK & SON, Importer and Dealers in Sharp's, Remington', Ballard's, Bur jess', Kennedy & Winchester Repeating Rifles. Colt's, Remtaarta'e, Parke, at Sas, - Maorca susd Clabrecb.' BREECH-LOAD IKS SHOTGUNS. HAZARD'S SPORTING GUNPOWDER Best ta ha world. Pnt tip in ,1B and 5lh cans, kecs, Oua Wads. Sheila, Cape and -Cartridge fall Kiada at Reduce Prtcea. 17 3 -t Baaa Balls, Prise Bats, Oroo.net Game, Veloel pedes, Archery, Lawn Teams, Cubing Tackle of every description and quality. Cor. Froataad Aider Ktrsata, Portias. ? - Hardware. Received, LOT OP PLANE- The Great English Eeaedj is a never-raiiinc Car for Nervosa Debility Exhausted Vitality. Seminal Weako'-sa, Spermatorrhea, LSSf . HasHOuD, Im po tency. Paralysis, and alt tee terrible efiVru of Self Abase, yolb. fal follies, e,od e-es eee In mature yers each aa Loas of M-ro ory.Laaaitnde. Sort nr. nat Emission. Aversion to Society, Dtmneaa o Vision, Noises ta the head, the vital Buld paasinsr unobserved In the urlae, and mxny 0lhId!2".tnt to inanity and deslh. DB5 iL'5.T!F wm to forfeit Hundred Dollars for a ease of this kind the III ALRttMIUHATIVfe: (under his tpeitlal advice and treatment) will not cure, er tnt anyttainr impure or Injurious found ta It. DH. M limit treat all Private Diseases .oo. cessfully without mercury. Coaattat.st Free. Thorough examination and advice. In cluding analysis of nrlne. S5 00. Price of v ital KMteraU, S3 00 per bottle, or lour ti'oea the quantity for $10 0u; sent to any adddtesa on receipt of price, or O. O. D, secure from oh. serration, and In private name if desired, by A. K. MISiTIK, M. I. 11 Keeunay street. Mo. at rraselseve, Cal. MIKTIK'S K1DHBT REaTKttT, KKPRBTICDal.eurea all klnda of Kidney and Bladder Complaints. Gonorrhoea, Oloet, Leunorrbcea. For sale by aU druggists; it OU a bottle; six bottles for 15 60. DR. MlSTlfe. Da.NDKt.IO PnXS are the beat and cheapest DYSPKPSU and Billon) eure In the market, for sale by all drumlstji. , HO0OE, ntvis at ro. s-oruaa,d. o. Wholesale Aaestut, caariltf VARNISHES. WK HA.VE JtTRT RECEIVED BY FAIT, from New Tork, the foiljwlng lints o Varnishes: 7 NO. 1 COACH. NO. 1 FURNITURE. .. NO. 1 COPAL. -EX. HEAVY DAMAR BROWN JAPAN; BLACK ASPHALTUM, ' SHELLACK. . Wa are prepared to furnish tbe above Vira. lshea In barret or eaa lota, i si low cric.lTs have ever been cfftred, li Portland For Inf. ouallty of goods. Thi- VarnTah ".7. f rT. well known men factory of William Tl dsn! Special Induce me! Offered to Painters. X E. DEACII &, CO. ' (Successor! to C. d B. ) 103. front Street. - - pnv,.j Use Rose IPills. Manufacturer sad dealer la ail kinds d Sash, Doors Blinds, FrtAJIES,MOULDlMSS,SSACKETS,E. t ' EASOHSD riHMHXD LrjXBEli . Constantly on band. TJmpectera ..V. . ... . . Paints. Oils, Class , Drus es. - ' . ' - -n . .. . . AND A FULL LINE CF . Painters' - IXaterl&2 Orders from the country wf. reeelTa promc? i r ' and caref tti aviation. : SALMBOOst: .A.;,, . SACTOBT: . 111 Front wt ji, Weldler Mill.. 1 '