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About The Douglas independent. (Roseburg, Or.) 187?-1885 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 7, 1880)
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"Toa, they IiaI a hard time of it there," says ft short, sallow, keen eyed man, glancing over the illustrated newspaper which contains an engraving of Air. Augustus Van Cleef'a fine monument to the Unknown dead" at Salisbury, North Carolina. "I guess I ought to know something of what the Southern prisons were daring the lata war, for I had five months of it. in Anderaonville myself." In a Pennsylvania train, among men of whom not a few have taken part in the great struggle themselves, and who have had at least one relative engaged in it, such an announcement is quite sufficient to command general attention. j "No! did you, though?" "S'pose you tell us the story, mister; there time enough 'fore New York, I reckon.". . ' "All right, if you care to hear it. You see, when I first came over from England the war was just about beginning, and as there didn't seem anything for me to do I thought I'd hotter soldier than starve, and so I went a id listed right away. I wasn't long in finding out that soldiering and starving might sometimes mean pretty much the same thing, for rations were pretty scarce with u once once or twice, when we got down on the Missis sippi. I tela ye, after lying all flight in a rice swamp, stiff and wet and miserable, with nothing to eat and only marsh water to drink, it was just like a' breath of life to me to hear the alarm stranded and know that we'd be at the enemy in a few minutes more," ''''"?' " At this moment a pale-acevl man, who was going f tout seat to seat with a basket of newspapers and magazines," paused for moment to listen, with a look of such evident appreciation that it hardly1 required tae testimony of his empty coat sleeve to show that he, too, had been a soldier in his time. "We had plenty of hard fighting down here," pursued the narrator as the news paper man passed on, "bat most of it was just the sort I didn't like skirmish ing about thick woods, where all you could sue of yonr enemy was the smoke of lus piece as he let fly at you, where iota oi our leiiows were snot down witu out ever knowing who hurt 'em. I had a pretty narrow escape myself that way one night. I was standing sentry at the outposts when a rebel let slap at me from' the thicket, and just eaught me across the cheek here; yon see the scar. I got behind a tree as quick as winking, and there I staffed my jacket with grass and set it up against a tree, with a stiok tnrougn it ana my bat on top, to -look as if I was peering around for a shot; and then I dropped down and crawled away into the bushes. Presently I heard the crack of the reb's piece again, and, look ing, out, just caught sight of bis arm and shoulder, and brought him 'down wita one snot. - "Well, not very long after that. I and some more got picked up by the South ern i'avairy, ana it wasn't a great wbiie before we found ourselves hard and fast in Anderaonville, and there - we did have - a time, sure enough. "The place has been described so often that I dare say you have a pretty good idea or what it was like." It was a great, wide, swampy field, with a stockade around it, inside of which thousands Of us were eooDed no like cattle m a ran . If a man happened to have a blanket and two or three bits of sticks, so he could . rig up a shelter against the sun and rain, JL Sift better for him; if he hadn't he. only to& his chances, and I can tell you there wert mijh few .X'lsrrkels among us, and many of us had little enough doming, either. : "All day long the sua kept roasting us alive, and all night the damp and cum ate into our very bones and set us shivering till our teeth rattled again. As to food, many's the time I have gone all day upon a couple of biscuits, and small ones at that., and so as to water, all we ' had was from a stream that ran through a cypress swamp, and you may think what kind of stuff that was." T "You must have been powerful hun gry, I reckon," remarked a sympathetic oystanaer. "Hungry? Well. Ill tell you some thing about that. One day a young fel low, the son of the general who had us in charge, came into the pen to look around, with his little DOodle-do? follow ing him.' He had hardly turned his back when that dog was chopped up and eaten bodily; and when his master came back , to look for him there was nothing left but a bit of skin about so big. They stopped our food for a whole day be- . stuse we wouldn't say who did it; but we told no tales not we. "Now,. I should tell you that to make sure of our not 'scaping they'd run a wire all around inside, about eighteen feet from the stockade: and that eighteen feet was the 'dead line,' because if a pris oner only put his head over that line he got a bullet in him the next minute from one of the sentries. Well, one night late in the fall I'd got as close as I could to the dead line, so as the stockade might shelter me a bit from the cold wind. (Ugh! how it did bite through me on that night!) I was just wondering if I, could live through till morning, and hardly, caring whether I did or not, when a sentry just outside gave a 'P'sf that made me look up. "Say, Yank, " he whispered, "I guess you'll want a blanket to-night. Catch hold of this." And ha rolled up his own and chucked it to me. "I can get along Without it." . , "God bless you," says I and that was all. I chucked it back to him the first thing next morning, so as he shouldn't get found out, but I guess it saved my life, all the same. , . Not long after that a lot of ua were ex- c iianged, ana I 'among the rest. I tell you I hardly felt the ground under my feet when I went out of that filthy hole a free man though just at first I was as weak as a baby, and could hardly stand without being held. ; f "And did you never hear no more of that feller as giv' yer the blanket?" asked one oi tbe audience with undistinguished .. interest. "Never, worse luck; and I don't sup pose I shall ever now, for it's . fifteen years since it happened, and I've never ween sontn since. J At that moment a sharp voice said, enose to bis ear: "Say, Yank, . I guess yon 11 want blanket to-night!" The soldier started as if he had been shot, and turning hastily found himself confronted by the thin face of the one armed newspaper man, lit up with a knowing smile. "Why, if there ain't the very man himself!" houted.the narrator, seising him with both bands; "WeU: who'd ever have thought it? You're just going along to New York with me, old chap, and you don't ever go back to peddling , papers wnue A m about. - And the ex-prisoner was as good as uis worn, uoog vsmpany. Ikkhh Am. Live nut of doors as much as you can. It is the place for a man to be. It is good for the health A distinguished physician ' was in the habit of saying: "However bad the air may be out of floors, it is always worse , in the house." It is Jgood for the tem per, i People who are always shut up in .'a house are apt to grow fretful and peevish. They are prone to acquire, narrow yiews of things, and to worry over trials not worth considering. It is good for the whole eharaeter for strength, hope, patience and fortitude. It expands and softens one's nature and make us more charitable. On aa" English Sail ay. Bells are scarcely needed, for all crossings are guarded by gates aud attended by gatemen, who elose them at least ten minutes before the passace of a train ia expected. Cow catchers are also as unnecessary as bells, for the locomotive caa catch a cow just as well without them. Al though the guard has practically the control of tbe train, yet the engine driver is responsible for keeping time. If time is lost on one part of the journey it roost be made up, if possible, at another. If therein no reason for losing time tuo engine driver is docked sixpence for every minute lost. Under these circum stances it is safe to say that no time is lost that cannot be accounted for. Trains are often pushed to a reckless speed to avoid tbe fine. "Fire, Tom," is hoard more frequently from the engineer as he presses his nose against the circular pane of glass and peers ahead. i I remember being on the locomo tive with an engineer one j day, who was trying to make up '.jtimey the train being tbe mid day express. He had pushed up the rate ot speed un til it was fully a mile a minute, when, on turning a snarp curve to enter upon a bridge which crossed a small river, a horse was observed on uie track not more than a hundred yards ahead. --". .-- ';;. .;' . . '." n "Too late to slack up,"j mattered tbe engineer as he opened the throt tlo valve wider, accelerating if possii ble tho speed of the train. The borse was standing with its tail toward tbe approaching locomotive. jA moment and the hunter of the engine struck the animal a cood way j abaft the beam and knocked him completely ffthq femJgos inloHha river. The train scare a! v fell the iar the shock was so sttauen ana tne removal ot the obstruction so rapid.! Imagine oar; marp&mSffa -incning jSround to see the horse ns to tne snriace ana swim lor tne suore. v netnor ne ever reached U or not, or what dam age hei'sDstalniiKlil cannot saj fof we passed on like a whiriw ina. When the driver completes his journey he steps Irom his engine and examines it with a critical: eye to see that' it has sustained no damage "either to its machinery or; ornamen tal parts duriot; the journey, luen he gives his fireman such instruc tions as he may deom necessary, and, taking his jacket under-; bis arm, hurries to the refreshment room of the station hotel to solace himself with a glass. The passenger cngino driver is seldom a total; abstainer; He is a sou of dashing, reckless fcl-i low, qualities tie seems to acquire from the nature of his occupation. 1 have known a great many of them and tbey were nearly all alike in this respect. ; The flight of the Hawk. . We had the good fortune to see a rjereorine falcon wheeling round" some low lands on the right of the road to York in slow, wide and majestic circles, and naturally discussed the object of; such a singular flight, which seems to be common to the hawk tribe in all parts of the world. Often have we seen them on, American mnrshes hovering with ex-j panded, motionless wings, and, with a slight flutter at the end of each circle, mount up to the altitude they had lost. Borne old-fasbioned works jon natural history speak ef these circles as intended to dismay the prey that hawks wish to capture, and say that they lessen them until they find them within their reach; but against this it must be said that, with the exceeding fleetnesg and keen sight of a hawk, all prey be wishes for is very much within his reach the moment he sees it; and, as my very intelligent companion said, a hawk when after his prey generally flies low and with some what tho motion of an owl. 1 He usually keeps aloug hedge-rows or the side of a plantation, and very easily finds a sup per. I was pleased to bear a theory I had formed in America confirmed, for when waiting for wild ducks we used to aee these birds of prey soaring around in great sweeps, and it seemed most proba ble that they were only taking an airing; indeed, they appeared to be almost in a dreamy state, for even after hearing a shot they would circle round very prob ably within easy reach of - a gun. My game-keeper friend quite confirmed this; and, as the passage in. Macbeth occurred to me at the moment, I j quoted the words: - j Oa Tncauiiy laat A falaon towerinc la bar pilde of ul tee Was by a tuoiuliig owl ba ked si. and k I Ilea." He said that he could well believe tbis was an actual scene, as when owls are hungry they will take birds in the air, and he might have mistaken: the falcon easily for a more dainty meal. In the course of our conversation I learned that two years previously a bustard had been shot in these parts of Yorkshire, and two more had been seen. Now, of course, such birds are regarded as extinct, though at the same time not fewer than five had been seen on Salisbury Plains, and one I saw in the hands of the' bird stuffer. It is a great pity that such no ble birds should be allowed to die out, or, rather, to be exterminated; add we should do well to imitate the Americans in their generous protection of native fowl, and even stop shooting for a season when the gunner threatens to extermi nate any particular species. ' j Tbe Armless Violinist. ! There is a young man in Germany, by the name of Hermann Unthan, without arms, who is said to bean admirable vio linist. . i i He is the son of a poor village school master at Sommerfield, near Elbing. The violin lies upon a kind of footstool, which he himself designed. : The young violinist sits before it on an ordinary chair. In tuning the instrument he turns the screws with the toes of the right foot, one of which also serves to press the strings, while he' grasps the bow lightly and tenderly with the toes on the left foot. Gliding over the four strings with a soft touch, he produced a pure trill with his two toes as quickly and with as much precision as the , best violinist with two fingers. He can play an entire line of chords in valse time. He has in his power all the shades of ex pression, from the pianissimo to the modern forte. ; Hermann Unthan is no object of pity, but a perfectly contented man. He is . happy in the thought that he has helped himself, and that he has erfectly over come the apparent helplessness with which he came into the world. He does not feel the want of arms, which he never possessed. His legs are his arms, his feet are his hands, his toes are his fingers, and with thorn he does all that other men do with arms, hands and fingers. . He is a young man, full of life and eager for travel, and will probably go through t8 BlB world. j -He is accompanied by two faithful at tendants, one of whom manages all his concerts, lodgings and things of that : kind. He is certain of the success vhich he so highly deserves, not only for bis artistio skill, but for his excellent dis position. It is said that he transmits a large portion of his gains to Sommerfield for the support of his parents. j r HkaDwobk. A man lately entered a tavern in France looking dreadfully wearied and with face as long as a crescent moon. He seated himself languidly at table where: a previous customer was taking a glass of absinthe. "Sir," said the latter, sympathetically, "yon appear much fatigued." j"Yes," replied the other; "head-work, sir, head work!" "Dramatic writer, possibly?" "No, sir, I'm a hairdresser,: and to-day shaved twenty stubby beards and cut the hair off ten beads. . "SinaU ITnlts." The following is from the Burlington Haw key a "I just rolled out here from the gro cery," said the little gWfen apple, as it paused on the sidewalk for a moment's chat with the banana peel; "I am waiting here for a boy. Not a small, weak, deli cate boy," added the little green apple, proudly, "but a great big boy a great, bulky, strong, leather-lunged, noisy fifteen-year-older; and, little as I am, you will see me double no that boy to-night. and make him wail and howl and yell. Oh, I'm small, but I'm good for a ten acre field of boys, and don't you forget it. All the boys in linrlington," the lit tle green apple went on, with just a shade of pitying contempt in . its voice, "couldn't fool around me as any one of them fools around a banana." "Boys seem to be your game, drawled the banana peel, lazily; "well, I suppose they are just about strong enough to ailord you a little amusement, x or my own part, I like to take somebody of my own size. Now there comes the kind of a man I usually do business with. He is large and strong, it is true, but " And lust then a outn JUiu merchant, who weighs about 231 pounds when he feels right good, came along, and the banana peel just caught bim by tne loot, lifted him about as high as the awning post, turned him over, banged him down on a potato basket, flattened it out until it looked like a splint door mat, and the shock jarred everything loose in the show window. And then, while the fallen merchant gathered himself from various quarters of the globe his sat hat from the gutter, his spectacles from the cellar, his handkerchief from the tree box, his cane from the show window, and one of his shoes from the eaves trough, and a boy ran for the doctor, the little green apple blushed red and shrunk a little out of sight, covered with awe and mortification. "Ah," it thought, "I wonder if I can ever do that? Alas, how vain I was, and yet how poor and weak and useless I am in this world." .' .t' s - But the banana peel comforted it, and bade it look up and take heart, and do well what it had to do, and labor for the good of the cause in its own useful sphere. "True," said the banana peel, "you cannot lift up a 200 pound man and break a cellar door with him, but you can give him the cholera morbus, and, if youfdo your part, the world will feel yonr power and the medical colleges will call you blessed." , - And then the little 'greeu apple smiled and looked up with grateful blushes on its face, and thanked the banana peel for its encouraging counsel. And that very night, an old father, who writes thirteen hours a day, and a patient mother, who was almost ready to sink from weariness, and a nurse and a doctor sat np until nearly morning with a thirteen-year-old boy, who was all twisted up the shape of a riguro 3, while all tbe neighbors on that block sat up and listened and pounded their pillows and tried to sleep and wished that boy would either die or get well. And the little green apple was pleased and its last words were, "At least I have been of some little use in this world." The Courteous Lawyer. You recognize the courteous lawyer at once, lie places a chair gracefully for his client whether tbe client is mi elegantly attired lady in sealskins aud diamonds or clumsy bumpkin in home spun attire. He' smiles sweetly at his opponent, and bows to the jury iti a delerenually lamu iar way. lie pavs the fees to the clerk before he has the trouble to ask for them. and draws the bills out of his pocket book slowly, one by one, as gently as he would lead a belle iroui her carriage to the ball' room. His bow to the court is almost an apology for -having come into the profes sion contemporaneously with his Honor. lie handles a witness as though he was the frail golden setting and lus testimony the gem be was trying to remove. His tones are carefully modulated, and he ap peals for a replv to the kindly sensibili ties of the witness. "'Be so good" is the captivating exordium, and "thank you' the palliative peroration, if he wounds with a question, he binds up the sore the next meinent witn liniment or politeness. To his oponent he overflows with gener ous waivers and admissions, and if by chance he interpolates a remark, he does it as though he was putting a boquet in his adversary's buttonhole, lie thinks he understands the court. He hopes be does not misapprehend his learned friend. Ue trusts the witness knows what he means. In addressing the jury, heun . bosoms his appreciation of their intelli gence and ability, lie lays his arguments before them with respect amounting almost to reverence, as though they were propitiatory offering lo a deity whom he wished to placate: To the court bis whole demeanor is redolent of respect. The court is must honouable; the judge most distinguished. He in short, so filled with iin::rsn conbidcrrtion for every thing and everybody around him, that be tinds excu.ie for the jury that beats him and for the court that nonsuits him. It is true, be has been known to revive an adversary in private, to curse surrep titiously, and to sneer at the judiciary in the social circle. It is also true that he can wrench a fee from a client in a ruth less moment and take a snap judgement when he thinks it safe. But these little triCeaonly show that he is human.and he knows that men are not apt to believe that a head with such a halo of politeness around it can have: for its pedestal a cloven foot. What Ills ame Was. There was a Kansas City reporter on the train that carried Grant frcm Galena, and one of his first exploits was to sail through the cars, getting np a list of the Eeople aboard. One of the first persons e struck was a short, thick set man with a beard, who sat gazing pensively out of the window with a cigar in his mouth. 4 x'- -i "Are yon one of the invited guests?" asked the reporter, tapping the man cn the shoulder. Tbe man said he was, and kept on smoking. "From St. Joe or Leavenworth," asked the reporter, note book and pencil in band. "Illinois," replied the man, still smok ing. , "I'll have to trouble you for your name," persisted the reporter. "Grant," said the man, still smok ing. "Initials, please," asked tho re porter. "Ulysses S. Grant," replied the mau, quietly. "Oh," faintly ejaculated the reporter, as a strange light came in his eyes. And he moved on. Stuart s Artistic ireatmknt of thb Eyes. Stnart, the painter, once exe cuted the portrait of a lady in New York who was fussy, critical, over-exacting and nice to a degree that tried in the ex treme his rather exoitable temperament. The portrait was changed again and again; the shade of the hair, the color of the eyes, tbe expression of the mouth. the pose of the head, the arrangement of the drapery, etc., Were repeatedly al tered at the suggestion of the lady. One day mauame came in with several friends to see the portrait: and, as usual, she be gan to criticise, and said: "I do not think, Mr. Stuart, you have given my eyes the right expression." The patience of the artist was exhausted; he could stand no more. Walking np to the por trait, and drawing bock his fist, he thrust it through the canvas, and exclaimed in blunt, but vigorous Anglo-Saxon: "Madame. your eyes 1" throwing the canvas aside the portrait was finished. He hod given it the last touch. Tomatoes asd Apples. Some neoole object to tomatoes chiefly on account of a certain muteness of taste and the great quantity of seeds, which spoil the looks ot ue stew, lhe latter is unproved very much, both In regard to teste and apear ance, by the addition of apples. The quantity of tho latter may vary to suit the teste; from one-quarter to one-half apples suits most people; The apples must be prepared as usual for stewing and put in with the tomatoes, the whole being stewed until done. - A hardier dish, wnicn may not suit everybody, but which is equally healthy, is tomatoes stewed with an onion or two, sliced. Tomatoes and apples make very nice preserves, and tomato pickle, with small onions, is to well known to need praising. . The Wheel Horse, ' There is a wheel horse in every family; some one who takes the load ou all oc casions. It may be the older daughter, possibly the father, but generally it is the mother, Extra company, sickness, gives her a heavy increase of the burden she is always carrying. Even summer vacations bring less rest and recreation to her than to others of the family. The city house must be put np in order to leave; the clothing for herself and the children which a country sojourn, de mands seems never to be finished; and the excursions and picnics which delight the heart of the young people are not wholly a delight to the "provider." I onoe heard a husband say, "My wife takes her sewing-machine - into the country and has a good time doing up the fall sewing." . At the tune I did not fully appreciate the enormity of the thing; but it has rankled in my memory! and appears to me now an outrage. How would it be for the merchant to take his books into the country with him to go over his accounts for a little amusement? Suppose the minister writes np a few extra sermons, and the teacher carries a Hebrew grammar and perfects himself in a new language, ready for the opening of school in the fall? Woman's work is never done. She would never have it done. Ministering to father and mother, cherishing her husband, nourishing and training her children no true woman wants to see hor work done. But because it is never done she needs resting times. ,i Jivery night the heavy truck is turned up, the wheel horse is put into the sta ble, and labor and care are dismissed un til the morrow. The thills of the house hold van cannot be turned np at night, and the tired housemother cannot go into a quiet stall for repose. She goes to sleep to-night feeling . the pressure of to-morrow. She must have had "an eye" over all until everyone was in bed, and must keep an eye ready to open at any moment to answer the need of children, and open both eyes bright and early to see the machinery well started for a new .day. . ':.' . - ' .-, v' "'.-' There is never any time that seems convenient for the mother of little chil dren to leave home even for a day; bnt with a little kindly help from her hus band, and a little resolution in herself, she may go, and be so much the better for it that the benefit will overflow from her into the whole household. She will bring home some new idea and will work with the enthusiasm that comes from a fresh start.. . . One word for the older sister; who makes the salad for lunch and the des sert for dinner, who takes the position of wheel horse quite cheerfully while her younger sisters make themselves beauti ful and entertaining, and, one after an other, find "one true heart" apiece to love them, and leave the maiden to grow into an old maid. : However willing her sacrifice, it is one; and nothing bnt the devoted love and gratitude of the house holds whose fires she has helped to kin dle will reward her for what she has given. An Engineer's Meed of Xerre. Unquestionably the bravest men in America are those who can stand upon the loot boards of , the locomo tives which draw the fast express trains. But lew persons are aware of it, bnt on the leading railways, where connections must bo made it possible, only engineers known to be brave and daring are given en gines on express trains, and as soon as an engineer shows the least timidity about running fast, ho is taken Irom his engine and given one on a freight train to run. Two such cases have occurred recently on In dianapolis roads. .Railroad officers state that the first sign that an engi neer is becoming timid is, that ho will be five or ten minutes late, possi bly a half hour, for some duj's or nights in succession. lie is then called to an account, and unless his reasons are convincing another engi. necr is given his engine to run for a few times, and should ho bring the train in promptly on time, the first named engineer gets a freight train engine to run until he braces np. It is stated, however, that alter: an engineer allows his timidity to got a fair bold, he seldom so far overcomes it as to have the bravery to step on to an express train engine and run it at tho speed necessary to make the time. Quito recently an engineer of one of the roads running west from here got the impression that some accident was to happen to bim, and one night, when running a fast ex. press, he constantly lost time. At the first station tbe conductor be rated him for running so slow. The engineer actually shod tears, and owned that fears had overcome him, and that he dare not ran fast, and at his own request an engineer of a freight train which stood at the meeting point was given tho train to run through that night, the conduc tor telegraphing the train-master, asking that the request be granted. The timid engineer has since run a freight on the road. ' ' Looking - out fob thb Fctube. A young lady residing near Belfast, in Ire land, was visiting some relatives in New Jersey a few winters ago. She pretended to be very much puzzled over the Dem ocratic state of affairs in our Republic. The village baker was a Justice of ihe Peace, and a shoe-maker had been elected Assemblyman, while the State Senator from that district was a coarse, illiterate man none of them by any means gen tlemen, as she understood the word. She went skating with the children one after noon, and after her return told a- friend that on the pond the butcher's boy had greeted her and offered to assist her in putting on her skates. "You didn't al low him to do so, did you?" demanded her .friend, a litfle ndignantiyOjh, yen, sue saiu, sou Bsaiea wun nun too. I didn't know but what he'd be President of the ... United States some day. and X didn t want to offend him. Harper s Magazine. . A ' traveler -from "'Tjidvilh ; tells his neighbors in the Easf how' he had to travel fifty miles in a stage. When about half the distance had been traversed they stopped at a small place to change horses. While they were changing, the passen gers improved the opportunity to take a lunch. They stepped nrj to tne counter of the little restaurant and each took, a piece of pie and a eup of coffee. When they had finished the lunch they asked the price. The man in attendance said: "One piece of pie 50 cents; one cup of coffee as cents 70 cents eacn." une oi the party grnmbled a little about the price, whereupon the old man behind the counter straightened himself, np. folded his arms: in a dignified manner and said: "Stranger look at tae? do yon suppose I am staying out here for my neaitur ,.-.,! - Thb Gentleman Wins. If you speak the right word at the right time; if yon are careful to leave? people with a good impression: if yon do bo trespass upon the rights of others as well as yourself; if vou do not forget the courtesies which belong to your position, yoa are quite sure to accomplish much in life which others with equal ability fail to. This is where the race is not to the swift nor the battle to the strong. It is where you make people feel that yon are unselfish and honorable ana trutniui ana sincere. This is what society is looking for in men. and it is astonishing how much men are able to win self-respect and sue cess and usefulness who possess these qualities of good breeding. It is almost the turning of success in practical life. A mother noticing her little daughter wipe her month with her dress sleeve, asked what her handkerchief was for. Said the little one: "It's to shake at the ladies ia the Btreet; that's what papa does with his. Fool Friends.' Nothing hurts a man, nothing hurts a party so terribly as fool friends. : A fool friend is the sewer of bad news, of slander and ail base and unpleasant things. A fool friend always knows every mean thing that has been said against yon and against the party. . He always knows where your party is losing, and the other is making large gains.'. : ' - He always tells you Of the good luck your enemy has had. ' ' - He implicitly believes every story against you, and kindly . suspects your defence, . f , A fool friend is always full of a kind of stupid candor. He is so candid that he always believeB the statements of an enemy He never suspects anything on yonr side.,.: Nothing pleases him like being shocked by terrible news concerning some good man. : He never denies a lie unless it is in your favor, . ,. He is always finding fault with his party and is continually begging pardon for not belonging to the other side. He is frightfully anxious that all his candidates should stand well with the op position. He is forever seeing the faults of his party and the virtues of the other. tie generally shows his candor by scratching his ticket. He always searches every nook and corner of his conscience to find a reason for deserting a friend for a principle. In the moment of victory he is mag nanimously at your sido. In defeat he consoles you by repeating prophecies made after the event. ,. ' The fool friend regards your reputa tion as common property, and as com mon prey for all the vultures, hyenas and jackals. He takes a sad pleasure in your mis fortunes. " He forgets his principles to gratify your enemies. He forgives yonr maligner and slan derer with all his heart. He is so friendly that you cannot kick him. He generally talks for you, but gener ally bets the other way. Col. if. &'. Jn gersoU. Tobacco at the Capitol. In an account of the closing days of Congress, Mary Clemmer, in a Washing ton letter to the New York Independent, comments upon the well-nigh intolerable tobacco-nuisance at the Capitol us follows: "Nothing in their way could be nirr exquisite than the staircases of tinted marble leading to the galleries of both Senate aud House. Yet hud they been tottering stairways, leading to dens ol dissipation instead of to the highest leg islative chambers of the nation, they could not be more defiled than they are to-day. From base to summit they reek with tobacco. It drips from their edges and is piled in 'quids' in their corners, while the spittoons that line the wy would disgrace a pot-house. 'Tis not per petually thus. The corridors, always thronged, are mobbed but ou 'special occa sions.' Repeated yearly, the cIhms of every session rivals an 'Inauguration' in the multitudes that it brings together in this Penetralia of tbe nation's life. If tbey were but a little cleaner, one possi bly might grow poetic, if not patriotic, at the sight. But with tobacco reeking under your feet ; tobacco spurting dia gonally on your pretty clothes; tobacco making tbe air blue with smoke and foul with smell, over acres of marble that should be stainless as vonr conscience, al together it is quite sufficient to mjUt you doubt the civilization of the people who claim to be the 'mightiest' on the earth. To see the sight the Capitol presents to day, one can only wonder that the fierce war that in periodic spasms attempts to blot out 'intemperance' does not include tobacco intemperance. Whv forget the tobacco inebriate? His nicolined beard and brain, his palsied nerveaJiis poisoned blood cry out lor your pity, when his presence makes itself sure of yonr dis gust. If liquor slays its tens of thous ands, tobacco blurs, blunts, and destroys scarcely less of the most sensitive and hnely-organtzed creatures of the human race.' To behold this vice blossoming in migbty yet loathsome aggregate, come to the Capitol of the United States the day Congress closes. Lecture on Ticket Agents Clerks. and Hotel Colonel Fornet', in the Progress reads a Icttor to ticket agents which should be appreciated and endorsed by tbe public, lie says: .Nearly all of us have growled at what we con sider downright impudence of ticket sellers at railroad stations, in theater box offices and hotel clerks. These ladies and gentlemen for occasion ally nowadays you find a woman selling railroad tickets and doing similar duty Irequently are peevish and short in answer, all ot which is exactly what they ought not to be. They are paid for their work; much or little, it matters nothing; when they accept tho office they agree to the pay, and a very important part of that work is to treat ibe cus tomers of their employers with stud ied politeness. That the public has aright to expect ot them. But is nothing required of tbe public in re turn? Iiefcrcnce is not intended now to those stupid creatures who ask silly questions, and who wear away alike patience and time. Noth ing will ever chango them: their ig noranco is too deep-seated ever to be dug out. But there is the man who addresses tbe hotel clerk as it ho were his special lackey, who bangs at the windows of the theaters as if the gentleman inside the office was there only to be bullied. The man knows better; he was fully aware he was doing something out of the com mon, but he docs it to attract atten tion to himself, and. succeeds at the cost of beiosr set down, as a ruffian He presumes on the-' position of the person he insults; ho would not dare to act so toward him were he to meet him away from his, duty. He is therefore a cowardly, mean fellow Ton, Os. Every young man should remember that the world will always honor industry. The vulgar and useless idler whose energies of body and mind are rusting for want of exercise, the mis taxen being who pursues amuse ment as relief to his enervated muscles. or engages in exercises that produce no useful end, may look with scorn on the laborer at his toil; bnt his scorn is praise, his contempt honor. Honesty and industry will secure the respect of the wise and good among men, and yield the rich fruits of an easy conscience, and give that hearty self-respect which is above all price. Toil on, then, young men and women. Be diligent in bnsi- nesrimprove the heart and mind. American Wesleyau. A Telephone Dialogue. The fol lowing telephonic dialogue occurred the other day between one of the bright boyw jin an Exchange Place insurance agency and a Mr. R , who was a loser by one of the late fires: , 'Hullo, Mr. B ." "Hullo." "We shall have to get out - those 'papers toJday." "All right; shall I have to swear to them?" Yes." V'Can'i I.swear by the tele phone?" . Here the conversation was in terrupted by the sharp voice of a female operator oi xne line, who said, "3io, vou can't swear by telephone or nse any bad language at all." And then sn audible grin went over the line from either end The examiner is trying to explain to the lat-neaaea listeners tne character of a mir acle. He asks a scholar, "What is a mir acle?" "I don't know, sir." "If a!I at once the sun appeared in. (fie heavens at night, what would yon say it was?" -xne Moon." Unt, if yon were told it was the sun, what would yoa say?" I'd say it was a he.'' "aow,,! never lie. Suppose I told you It was the son?" The scholar, after a laomeats dei'p reflection; bobbed bis head. "Please, sir, I'd say you were drunk." .Watch Touug Orchards. -t-i ' Allow no green hands to prune them unless yoa are with them, or have with them some reliable and.: experienced pruner. " The injury from bad pruning is not at an end for many years, I will not speak of old trees, where large branches have been removed two, three, or more inches from the trnnk, left to decay, never to heal over, bnt sure to leave a rotted center into the heart of the tree. I have scores of such old trees. The branohes of yonng trees should be removed with a smooth cut, without a bruise, close to the trunk or branch from which they are taken, so as to leave no room for a dozen little brandies to start out from the stump of the branch cut off. More than half the labor of after-priming is saved by removing with care and as elosely as possible the small branohes of young trees as fast as they put out in the spring or early summer. These may be rubbed off by the hand, where the prun ing is close, when two or three inches long, and all the strength of the tree that would be wasted on them turned to the growth of valuable branches. Care in watching these little gourmands will not hasten the growth of the tree, but the production of fruit in peaches one year, and in apples two or three years. One should go over a young orchard once in May and once in June. The tree is easily formed when young. Avoid dividing the tree into two branohes so as to form a crotch when the head begins to form. When bearing freely, Buch trees are apt to split apart. Bettor have the head formed by several branches starting out from a main trunk stem two or three inches apart. : Keep the center open and shaped somewhat like an open umbrella frame inverted. Asjthe tree advances in growth rub off the inside; shoots that point toward each other, ana wnicn, u extended, would either crosii each other or fill up the space that should be open in the middle of the tree foir the admis sion of air and the rays of the sun. . Ev ery yonng orchard that is worth planting is worth watching and manuring freely, with as good cultivation as is required for corn or potatoes. OAio Farmer: A Tramp's Bevenge. A few days since one of the seediest sort of tramps, seemingly about 50 years old, attached himself to a free lunch sa loon on Monroe Avenne, and soon felt perfectly at home. - . When ordered out, be went out, but the trouble was he wouldn t stay out. ;.. As a last resort he was kicked out, but in an hour came back and seemed so humble and forgivf ing that the proprietor didn't like to give him any more cowhide. After a day or two a different plan was tried. The "vag" had several times referred toa pain in the chest, and the bar-keeper mixed him np a cure. In ten minntes after drinking it he was excitedly informed that he had been given a large dose of moruhine bv mistake. A partv was at hand to play doctor, and it was decided that the tramp must walk until he over came the influence of the drug. Une and another took turns with him until he had put in about four hours in the backyard, and he was then to walk in the country at least five miles to make his cure cer tain. He took the case very cool y, never protesting a word, and as he started for the green fields it was supposed the sa loon hod seen the last of him. ' Never theless, he ret n rued in about four hours, lame in the left leg, covered with dust, and apparently almost exhausted. He said that he hod walked in vain. Find ing that death hod determined to claim him, he had returned to die with his friends. ' Before they could protest he fell to the floor, breaking the back off a chair and upsetting a table, and after a few atcks be was dead. A pint of good brandy was wasted in rubbing him; the saloon closed for an hour in the face of a big business, and an undertaker and Cor oner called before the old chap let any one know that he wasn t dead. lie came to in some sort of bt which required a great deal of kicking, and he took good care that every kick counted on some thing. When sufficiently restored to sit up, he was given nearly 'a pint of wine. and as his strength increased, he got away with enongh lunches for four men. It was then deemed good policy to hand him half a dollar and turn him out upon the world. Just how much profit the saloon keeper made in playing the mor phine trick, is what will puzzle bim for a week to come. : Cold Cabbage. George Abrahams was extravagantly fond o. cold cabbage, and, one day, seeing that quite a dishful was left after dinner, asked his wife if she would save it for his salad at night. . About midnight George come home laboring under a stress of heavy weather. Feeling hungry, and thinking of his favorite cabbage, he asked where it was. : His wife replied: "In the pantry, on the second shelf. Down he went, found the cabbage, got out the oil, mustard and vinegar, cut up the cabbage, dressed it to the queen s teste, and ate it ail. In the morning his wife noticed the plate of cabbage where she had placed it the night before, and, turning to her "dear George," innocently-asked him why he did not eat the cabbage. "I did," he said. "How did you like it?" "Oh, not very well; it was tough and stringy." ; "But here is the cabbage; where did you find any more?" . "Why, on the second shelf, where you told me." A quick glance at the shelf by the wife, and then a cry of agony. "Why. George, you have "eaten $20 worth of lace collars and cuffs that I had put in starch; stringy cabbage, indeed." Tbe Idbal Smokes. Tis a delight to watch him. Lazily leaning back in his chair with his feet on the table, be gently draws into his system the fragrant aro matic smoke, and removing his cigar carefully from his month, lest the white ashes should fall, he blows into the air a succession of vaporous circles, watches them float for a second, expand and break into etheral bine. He sees in them bright visions, satisfying day dreams, and he again inhales from his brown Havana the gentle narcotic that soothes his nerves and gives him unbounded rest from business cares. If we could be sure of enjoying a cigar as this man does, we'd learn to smoke before night, if it laid ns on a bed of sickness for a week. f New Haven Register. Loved Anotheb. Fanny Fuld was one of the beauties of Baltimore. She mar ried Eli Ellas, a wealthy young mer chant, and the wedding was a great social event in that city. A few months ago, after six months of seeming happi ness, the wife confessed to hei husband that she was in love with another man. He said at once that they must pari, and, though she begged hard to stay with him, promising the utmost oiioumspeo tion of conduct, he insisted upon costing her off. She grew despondent, and wrote imploring letters to him, bnt be would not see her. At last she has oommittod suioide. , Sap but Iuevitble. A small boy yesterday stepped upon a bit of plank and had the bottom of his foot punc tured by a nail projecting therefrom. He had heard that a nail wound in the foot caused lockjaw, and lockjaw caused death. He therefore sat dowa on the edge of the sidewalk and considered himself a goner. . "Sammy," said he to a companion, "I've got ter die. . I'll be took with the lockiawr in about a minit, then I'll die. I'd like to see mother first, bnt I've got to die and go to heaven, ana I can't help it."--f Virginia(Nev.)Chron iole. Viai. Cutlets a ia Mimsaisb. Trim some veal cutlets into a uniform shape, and dip them into liquefied butter that is, butter melted on the range Then pass them through a mixture of equal parts of bread-crumbs and grated Par mesan cheese,, properly peppered and oAtvcu. . v, itcu Bed uip iueui in a utnuuu up egg and pass them through the mix ture attain ; then fry them brown. - Boit a small qnantity of maccaroni, dress it witn muter, farmesao cheese and tomato aucetwith the yolk of an egg stirred into it. place the maccaroni on a dish, and toe cutieia in a circle srounq it, WIT A3TD KCSOa. , - Virtue comes in small 1 packages, bnt vice by the baleful, i - . The game of Smith was saved by Po cahontas trumping her father's club with a soft heart. . A correspondent wants our views on the colored race. We think the dark horse ought to win it. Squire "Fine weather like this, farm er, will raise things nicely." Farmer " 'Ees, Squire, but I hopes so be as it won t raise the rents again. r un. At the beginning of the present cen tury there were 3.000.000 copies of the bible in existence; since then 116,000,000 more have been printed. Emerson says that "Sunday is the core of our civilization dedicated to thought and reverence. It invites to the nobleBt solitude and to the noblest society." . A Scotchman asked an Irishman "Why were half-farthings coined in England? Pat's answer was, "To give Scotchmen an opportunity of subscribing to chari table institutions." t A public meeting was held at Eaton, Ohio, to discuss tha marriage of a white woman to a block man. A resolution to drive tbe couple out of the, village was discussed, and voted down. 1 A Detroit Alderman brags that he "re members in his youth being held on Andrew Jackson's knee." ; What we want to know now is, whether Andrew Jackson used a shingle or his hand. They were at a dinner party, and he remarked that he supposed she was fond of ethnology. She said she was, but she was not very well, and the doctor had told her not to eat anything for dessert but oranges. j . - It seems almost incredible that an ele phant has 40,000 muscles in his trnnk, but after a man has experienced an ele phant s gentle twist about his system and been thrown tbe whole length of a menagerie tent through the candy stand in the lemonade tnb he will be willing to take oath that there are at least one mil lion and a half muscles in that interest ing animal's front tail. ' J They were sitting about the stove at the grocery listening to the yarns of an old sailor, and the ancient mariner had just remarked:. "The next we tackled was a ngnt wnuie,aiid it was an ugly one, stove all three of onr boats and killed the sec ond mute," when a sad-eyed man in the corner observed:, fit seems to me that in stead of a right whale you tackled a wrong whale."" And then tbey all rose and walked out in Indian file, r.nd the ancient mariner was ro mad that he tried to kick a saw horse and barked his shin in nine places. M. Guizot, while on a vUit to Lord Aberdeen, in Svotlflnd, was talking to him in the park one day about the English system of election, when his host stop iieil before a cottage. Tli is littlo house," he said "recalls to ine a shameful deed in tny political life." What! anactofvio leuce?" You shall hear. I had us tenant here an independent fe!low, ho annoyed me horribly. In every election he stren uously opposed me. 1 made up my mind, to be rid of him." ''Ha! you turned him out?" "So. I reduced his rent by a guinea, and destroyed his qualification. A mean trick, and I've always been ashamed of it" The other day a man in Fishkill found his horse lving in the road and appar ently unable to rise. After desperate efforts to assist him, the owner called for assistance and soon had twenty-five men on the spot, who also in vain attempted to raise the animal. Finally they rigged a rope and pnlley on four stout poles, but in attempting to hoist the1 horso the rope broke, and the ; poles, fall-, ing dowu, struck one of the men on tho head and nearly killed him. At length they concluded to let the beast lie there and" die if he liked, and his owner went home. Hardly had he reached there, however, when he saw the horse stand ing in front of the house, having got np and come home as soon as left to himself. Ross Sauck. This is an excellent sauce for puddings and one that looks very pretty. Peel and slice a fine large beet ; boil it gently tor twenty minntes lu a pint and a half of water. Then add two pounds and a half of loaf sugar, the thin rind and strained juice of a lemon and half a stick of vanilla. Boil quickly and skim constantly until the liquid becomes a rich, thick svruo of a deep red color. then strain. When nearly cold s-ir in a gill of brandy ,and when quite cold bottle and cork it closely. It will keep any length of time if properly made. Liver Hash. This hash is delicate and anpetizing, and nice as a change from the liver and bacon knon to all cooks, j Boil the liver until thoroughly tender there must not be even a snspiclou of hardness about it. Then mince it finely with a chrpping-knife. Heat the mince very hot in a sauce or rovm of butter and browned flour. The seasoning is pepper, salt, a dash of lemon, or a little piquant sauce, such as mushroom catsup. j Potato Duchkjsb Boil and pass through a sieve half a dozeu tine po tatoes. There must be no lumps. Add a gill of cream, the yolk of three eggs, pepper, salt, a little chopped parsley, and a hint of nutmeg. The mixture must be t horoughly smooth and well amalgamated. lake u teaspoon I ui at a time, form Into a ball, brush the top slightly with beaten egg,and set them in the oven nntil lightly browned. Tbe islahap Scott Sfaaaicr School. This institution, so well and favorably known throughout the Northwest, will be reopened for the reception of pupils on the 31st of August, As a day and board ing school for boys and young men it furnishes facilities unsurpassed upon the coast and unapproached in the state. The Head Master, Prof. Hilt is peculiarly adapted to the duties of the position he so worthily fills and has a personal over sight of pupils, second only to parental care. The ciurse of study is comprehen sive and thoroui;!.), fJttinz students for the duties ot life. Io short, a happy combi nation of home comfort and School disci pline is here effected that produces most satisfactory resnlls. Parents and guard ians who desire to secure fur those in their charge careful oversight aud thor ough educational advantages should send for a catalogue of this institution. 1 i BKVlAKK OF HAI.AK1A. Tbe pravaleuse of malarial diseases In coon try and town Indicates danger to which we are all exposed. Tbeae diseases are easy to contract and bard to eradicate. 3ut Warner's Safe I'll Is neutralise tbe poison and cure tbem. They are equally effeotlve against al 1 bilious troubles. iron a Relative of Wm. Freaeatl. the Hlatorias. CX-V-lasd. O. . Jan. l3, 1S80. H. IT. Warssb Co usirrs-l shall not ceie to recommend your Hale Kidney aud Liver Cure to ibe patronage or all my friends, wbo are afflicted as I was, with tbat terrible and dangerous disease. Blight's Dtreue of tbe Kldnejs. It cured me completely. With great respect, thy friend. Jas. 8. PaBacoTT, " sarin making- ssjr tiaresaaaorlsi writ ing la rcspoBse t say adverliecmant Im tola paper yon will picas meatlos tbe same) mt the paper. 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It is Bneouaied as an appstiser and ruiar tonic. . lly. and which, wherever ntMd, wut save, the payaic.tof many docion' btUa. it m a meoK-ioe wnica snoots oe in ererr am Bowies of two atant; prtnea leeeats and UM. 1 T f S V sWaninOa SSe are K2d ctstd mieiii ia II edif tne i PrnpraHwa, , 7 ' m v mm . f t pat I 2 ' ' hat I M f 1 f !-. " I ' 5 I 2 1 ' Stf aat 1 i fc-H "V 1 s tea m 'Oil i & I . M (L 3 CO : ff ' - J . ? T m -2. 2 H i if a ig ; i . 2 O k - 33 S J . ' a a .: p . I I , O .- a ' A 1 if r 1 I ... a- P ffi I I SS- p i o - w n " 5 2. SO a i ft I i f I U ! J 5 H . .0 M -w Si iij - gj . f ps p wbtrit only eos trie. VMeV I jean ba ImertiM- mm few nun 1 ute. witboct tk-ricUieawoff th fnsuvdrel. xA do nkOl Is r HMqa It I quired to doing It. . f W f I fiend for Ctt&loffiM thowtag - (tKirut mpssnotity. Hon V I oftbera are tKtng; ol4than of ; I V 1 any other kind, nd w r J J - jjj0r'' idteringiittotlMTkmdste jr j f J the Chisel Tooth- J f gWMIj ' Til 1 1 rfaaaaafc j :Im rir' Sill If 11 ILIRl 1 wmttoau, n.X.. t , J f " Pamphlet : laofree, CATia vv., .rests. fttriisttd. Of f ( MAC waua ana c-onax, w . i , ALL is well that ends well, to keep well,-wVi: Pfunder's- O.egoa B!ood r t .'ui. f..r Bthat is surely a veH of . Well, well I taUe a Bottle 5 : 1 u- t ac corvling to direction Your Druggist sells : mends it to all his cusia;v: or.l- Ths Great ... y ' ' '' f -. i . .... S,A, - ii jm, . a i-i t - tr . '. t-jsr- i a l-r lt?Sl,!-f ' sv in1'' t-ncy, ! i all tie tr Sfrleif Al- f'jl Mi!-- , i ' v? ! a 4a sua ? ii t I '-''''.r . . . - .V I saea w Low f I .3Ktl' I ewjA".S!u. nal f. mission, AveVsioo tn Society,.!'. '"- Visum. Nnit.es IB the hart, i . ni'l pawing unobserved in tti .,- oitierleai that UmmI to !o-bi mi. HI.VTIK will acres t : ' i-Niy i'lra Hnaflred Dollars for aoaeeef i fci.'U t til 1 1. KvloAK(u!lr J-'- - i ad 'lc and irelment will , t- r ai.ytblng Impure or tnjnrvofi Smrul lo H. 1M. MiSTlK (reals aM Prli ut u eeaafally without mereary. I t'oJ-tn free Thorough exarDlo! sail ! eluding analysis of urine, t-t . I lta Ue-trail. $i OS per butt-, t r urn- Lbeqnaniitu for flu 00; ml ,? ai !. f.n receipt of pric. or O O. Pr-ire from aervalluu, and In prtTsie otrf" u teaired, ! ' A. K.TktMVUt, W. I. . 'v 11 Hsarar atreei, anraa-.! ea, t at. X r.rR K TIC I' sr.-tfttrea all fclmH .r ,:.(.., y anl Bladder Complaints, fit !.-,-. -j , Lencorrbasa. Eorsaleby-allyire - it fl bot tie: six bottles Tor 95 04. i DM. JIIIttfc' XtaAOa-t.lO f FILLS are tbe beat and cheapest Tae la.aii BILIOUS) aure lu the sw-liet. kc M by t drueglst.. Hasue. ntrii co Peru !s, m. iSta. . . n Ui CANCER AND CU.:Z0s Birth Harks and Wens removed riltiopt-T'tt t.MArI.A W .. I ... A I V- J . 1 Ma.MlNtm'" k . J - of Cancers lo bottles mbow. Forn?y 14 e tidcate from leading etllaens tf runvt com-'- ; years ago In Oregon, end tail pant-'"'raw. . drew W. GREEN, Sjai6cB.Or.rjnM. Until September. usj,-d after I .at t:s at Oakland, California. He wltl be at the Omrrtn State Pir In JhIt. toquhe of Mr. John Brooks, eppoii w-t bhi of FalrUrounot.; ornrtrp a lolirr ia ibe Hole POAUtfftce. he expect to .vs:t ia'-m ..- yeardurlus; the Hwif Kalr; also f.trum.i f u before or after tbe Fair, ami can tec U uan tbe leadlns boiels. ail if which t;i-n-ir tl will bj given In this and other tmi'i: a mp No pay required until cure U ei;t-(a. -i 4 mauy cert mnHies are fretr. i tii .. men tn the Mtate, and w can vnnn fr li, veracity. Ills eertineale wonltt im ai mt- t ooliinrn tn One print. - His Larga and Complete Kiodi ol Doors, Sash Huds, PAINTS, OILS, CLA.S3 AS . PAiwTEnc ctcc:; From bis old stand. Nofh Fmr.t Ut, cpiio ' kita) lialiruad Lp.-t, 1 i . so. tt rtinr stseset. rr ntuknwr, (ipposlie the mmmtmlan lwe .-f Tvla a. Kidk. where he wilt be plaai-Nl i tm t.-s eva tomera and frleiirl. and wpuid iv fmtai.f id. licit a share of pitHie patroiioi " 1 : 4- rli Si. CIU4cnti V f 8di atnt. to Z- . i ; ' ' ABOaRDIW AMD r-tY sad younj r rn r with improved (aci, . t; : Special attntum pa. 4 te keeping, Sstwivro ,nuf . Send fur eu-io-.e . . ' ... i r. p. e. B. Wsstat i!wr!. L, . Matf tttL J L W.ik r - -- frtr- . . ' SlrlcUr pure ;, 42-X. hA -ii v, v Window I6S FBOKT " ft-!5-"-', J Getieral Agsrsey AVt---JJ. I-. st4besL 1 fc'" f 1 - I ! I he mzz?