Corvallis gazette., November 24, 1908, Image 4

A DISGUSTING IIA BIT.
tttubmnd.
An Affront toCiyilization and
of no Good Effect.
"And when thou arc spoiled what wilt
than do? Though thou clothest thyself
with crimson, though thou deckest thee
with ornaments of gold, though thou
rendest thy face with painting, in Vain
- shalt thou make thyself fair; rhy Iotcts
will despise thee Jer. 4:30. 7 '
Not a day passes that some
woman cannot be seen on tne
street painted like a primeval
savage decked in gaudy trap
pings that show execrable taste,
attracting attention from every
discerning person she passes, in
seeming ignorance that she is
the object, not of admiration, but
of supreme disgust.
The habit of painting the face
is a direct affront to civilization
It was handed down from the
barbarian whose full dress con-
sists of a few daubs of ochre and
a loin cloth. The woman who
naints is a savage. She cannot
be civilized .because the civilized
woman knows! that God can' make
better face than a drug clerk.
. The habit of painting the face
among so-called civilized women
is incomprehensible. Philoso
phers have attempted to explain
it by the theory of jad miration for
men. It is said that it is an ef
fort of the sex1 to ' secure th ad
miration of inert . with a final
, View to matrimony. . If this is
the object the effect is certainly
the opposite of the intehtC ': "n
vain shalt thou make, thyself
fair, thy lovers' will despise thee.;1'
! Uncle Jeremiah - evidently
: knew what Ke' wia'talking' abbut
when he - railed against face
painting;" IIer encountered a few
specimens on the street and so
far from being attracted by them
he was repulsed. The crimson
clothesthe gold 6rnaments,v the
painted face, none appeal to him
80 much as the sweet face of wo
man as God finished it. Being
an outspoken writer, Uncle Jer-
Sset down his candid thoughts
at she who paints can read.
. ' There is not a man on earth
who knows enough to feel a
thrill in the presence of a 'sweet
woman who is not utterly dis
gusted with., the woman who
paints. " . ' Moreover! he " has no
particular respect; for" her, be
cause the paint she adorns her
self with is but an advertisement
that she ; belongs ' to the half
world and is so impudent and
brazen that she does not care
who knows it. ;1 '
Girls, whatever you do, do not
paint your faces. Truly, "Thy
lovers will despise thee." They
ought to despise thee. No man
worth having but condemns' the
use of paint. If you desire red
cheeks help your mother do the
housework and take a little exer
cise in' the open 'airl' GbOd
health is the best face paint in
the world and no druggist deals
in good health.- Ex. .
In a short time collection
boxes will be' erected in Various
parts of the city, which will
obviate the necessity of mailing
letters at the postoffice.
: Husbands are the natural pro
duct of most civilized countries.
They "are plentiful in' most "of
the United States ' of America,
being scarcest in Utah and Mai
sachusetts, where each lady owns
but a fraction of a husband or
none at alH Those owning no
more than morbid 'interest in a
husband are called old maids.
Although the best husbands
in this country are acknowledged ,
by experts to be indigenous to
the soil those commanding the
highest market prices are the
imported varieties, because of
their expensive labels. " The
Crown brand brings the largest
figure. .
The husband is a wary and
elusive animal, fleeing for safety
at the first noise like a skirt to
his lair in clubs, offices and oth
er remote caves of his habitat;
but be may be cajoled forth by
an appearance 01 indifference
on the part of the trapper as his
curiosity can always be aroused
by the strange creature who
could remain immune to his
charms; after which he may be
easily caught anywhere in broad
daylight (though a white night-
light or moon-calcium is prefer
able) in: a: trajHapised" of frou
frou, talcum, goiden Kcks and
flattdrv.
f .; There7 is a tradition :"' to the' ef
feet that the etet ftisband
catcher 1 wa a clumsy :"cjdb.triy-
ance made Of fine:; hand sewing
attached to a spinning wheel,
decdWted with hdriie-nlade'pre-
serres put up in a syrup of sweet
disposition and sealed in com-moh-sehse
jars; 1
Once secured, with a matri
monial halter tied la a diamond
hitch, the husband usually be
comes quite tame and will eat
f rorri' the hand and sign checks
at will. , There, are - more than
fifty-seven varieties of husbands
at large and' in captivity,' but
they are broadly classed as good
and bad by their respective own
ers " or keepers;-- called wives.
Since the wife is so constituted
that'' she 'can believe "anything
she sets her mind to, . she can
easily persuade' Herself ' that a
bad husband is a good 'one, and
vice versa a merciful provision
of providence for marital happi
ness.;. . -
. The . American husband is
called by his transatlantic com
peers a beast of burden ; to which
he may very justly retort that
the ' transatlantic husband is a
beast of prey, or otherwise, bnt
always a beast, and that it's a
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SHOWING
white man's burden, v anyway.
All of which .proves that the
highest grade husband extant
has his permanent habitat in
these United States of America.
Success Magazine.
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"Gordon Dye" and "Holeproof" Hosiery
We are now showing the largest consignment of the above
Underwear arid Hosiery yet shown in Corvallis.
Women's, Misses, Childrens, and Infants Vests and Pants; Union
Suits, Corset Covers and the like; they come in Cotton, Wool, Silk
arid Wool, in Medium and Winter Weights, no Second Qualities
but tbevery finest Merchandise manufactured and at these prices,
Sim ill
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KITS
Opie Bead, seeond number
Corrallis Lyceum Course at
College Armor, Friday, Not;
27th.
All the News All the
Time in the .
Corvallis Gazette
Tlqe flouse of
Kuppepheimer
Are Makers of
Men's jStylish Clothes
Stylish Overcoats
Long Cravenette Coats
Young Men's Coats
New Weaves and Styles
F. L. Miller
Of Fleeting Meniery and Creatures ef
V- f"rOprluiSJtjli t'- i '
Concerning the comfortable quarter :
that ""are bo necessa'fof" the wea
Joseph E. Wingr has advised as
follow In his book Jon sheep, farming
in America: ' :
There must be provided a small room
or pen In which the lambs can g-o and
the; ewes cannot. This place must be
of very convenient access, so that if 1st'
really easier for the lamb to go In than;
to remain outside. -This Is because
lambs' TiAve fleeting memories and are '
targely-'the creatures f -opportonltyl-They
wlB consume Onruth 'more; feed
when it Is right St their mouths than
if they tave to go even a few rods to
seek! it : TMSrlace. htcn' Wecail 'k
"creep." must? be In a light part Of the
barn, and If the suo .anshine in 'all
the better., for lambs are attracted by
sunligHf and fcrtafly' benefited by it
This creep eed. not be Tery - large. -If
it its twelve feet square it will ac
commodate hfty'lambs rery nicely, as'
they " war not all be in it at one timer.
It shduld be -separated1 'from the ewes
part Of the barn by fence of vertical
slats spaced about seven inches apart,
the slats with . rounded 'edges. This
will permit the tombs ' to' pass in add i
restrain the ewes!" After a time the
lambs will need tone wider openings,
and then if small rollers are put up to
permit them" to -squeeze between all
the better. - - .-
' In - the creep . there must be ' some 1
flat bottomed troughs in which to feed
' Ait Expert; rarmerJr -r '" :'
An exchange says a young man asks.1
"What would you advise a young man
rafcieil n a farm who cannot titaod the
tuat of haying and thrashing arid' 1
most too. light to do heavy farm' work
to dor , v'-v . - :: :: t
t Cardenlng. floriculture, poultry rais-;
inficHril engineering all are good.1 If
be is built for an' expert, there are btndr
scape gardening, inside decorating and
a nnmber of other good occupations
open ;to! hlm! , '.'"'' f- ' , ',: V
!iThe youiig man 'who is built for an'
expert that' is. one who Is naturaay
bright. 'careful and painstaklug-wlU
succeed In any of the above or inal
most .any other occupation. He -wlil
nave to learn' the business he selects. ";
He cannot learn 'any of them from a
"correspondence schoot." He needi k
practical instructor who can enow him;
and the way to become an expert is to
begin at the bottom and work up, tli
oughly. learnmg all the details as one
gofs ' along.' . The expert ts " always 'In
demand, and" he- commands' the v'top
wagea;1- ;.;-.
Whatever vocation, a young man goes
into, he should be thorough as he goes
along, always keeping bis eyes open
for' better, ways of doing the 'work "tie 1
has In hand. - All vocations are crowd
ed with Ordinary workers; but there's
still lots of room in the upper ranks. '
Notice of Resteretlenof Publle Lands
te Settlement and Entry.' -
; Department of the Interior, '
; ' ' General Land Uffiee, -
- : Washington, D. C.Sept 19, 1908.
Notice iB hereby given that the public
lands in 'the following described areas
which Were excluded trom the former
Umpqua National Forest, Oregon, by Ex
ecUuve orders effective July i," 1908,' if
not otherwise withdrawn, ' reserved or ap
propriated, will by authority of the Sec
retary of the Interior be restored to the
public domain on .December 21, 1908, and
become subject' to settlement on and after
that'date, but not to- entry, filing or 'se- j
lection until on and. after January 20,
1000. under the usual restrictions, at the I
United States Land Office at Rbseburg,
Oregon: in township' htteen, 15, range
eight,' 8, section seven,- 7, south half of
eight, 8, all nine, '9, west, half of ten, xo,
au-eieven - ri, fourteen, 14, fifteen, 15,
sixteen, 16, seventeen; 17, twenty-one, 21,
twenty-two, 22, twenty-six, ' 26, and
twenty-seven, 17: in township sixteen,
16. range eight, 8, sections two, a, and
three1, 3; in township twenty-six, 26, range
eiftht.8. sections four! 4, to ten, io; both iti-
clusiye, fifteen, .15, to nineteen, 19, 'both
AXI KNUIiISH XiAJiB OBBBV.
grain and a hayrack for alfalfa hay
or clover If it is the best at hand. The
troughs must be low to permit young
lambs readily to reach them. As
lambs delight to get Into troughs with
their' feet, the troughs must be cov
ered. Let the end of the trough be
a solid . board extending up twelve
Inches above the sides of the trough,
pointed at the end like the gable of a
house roof, 1 and put upon this two
boards like an Inverted V.
. If a double 'cnin has made Its ap
pearance, one of the best exercises for
remedying it is to lift- the head as
high as possible, then from the point
of the chin -with open hand press firm
ly down, keeping the : head thrown
backward at the same time. Bathe
the -chin -and throat frequently with
cold water. Another method is to ap
ply some good skin food, pick the
flesh in tiny folds and roll it firmly
between the thumb and forefinger, this,
having s tendency tot dissolve the ex-
fat cells.
A Veterinarian's Advice...
When the hog seems to be losing the
use of its limbs.' feed less corn and
more'' bran and oats chop.- If the trou
ble Is very bad. give eight or ten drops.
ot nux vomica in the feed twice; a day.
An abundance of green feed should
also be given. .
A PRESENT
All persons selling me their poultry
front now until" Thanksgiving ' Day
will receive a present of from 5 to 50
cents each.
150 pounds of poultry or more will
get the 50 cent present. '
J. A. DAWSON
Phone 209 Next door to J. R.
Smith & Co.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
In the matter of the estate of Nancy E
Felger, deceased. -Notice
is hereby given to all persons
concerned that the undersigned has been
duly appointed ' Administrator of the es
tate Of Nancy B. ieiger, deceased, Dy tne
County Court of the State of Oregon for
Benton County. All persons having
claims against said estate ot said Nancy
E. -Felger, deceased, are hereby required
to present the -same, with - the- proper
vouchers; duly verified as by law required,
within "six- months from the date hereof,
to the undersiened at 'his residence ' in
Corvallis, Oregon, or at the law office of
E. E. Wilson, in Corvallis, Oregon.
, Dated this November 13, 1908.
H -'TrriM-J.il-r-r. Gbo. W. SmTTK, '
' Administrator of the estate of Nancy
E.' Felger, deceaseds ' ' . ''
uate ot nrst puD. rxov. 13, 190
Sate of last' pub. Dec 11, 1908.-
inclusive, and thirty-one, 31; in township
twenty seven, 27, ranger eigne; o, section
two,' r, in township- tourteen, 14, range
nine, 9, sections one, 1, twelve, 13, thir
teen, 13. twenty-four, 24, east "half of
twenty-fiveV - as; and-' thihy-six, 36; in
township fifteen, 15, range nine, 9, east
hall of sections one I, and twelve, 12; in
township seventeen,- 17, range nine, 9,
sections twelve, 12, thirteen,' 13, and
fourteen, 14; in township-eighteen, 18,
range nine, 9, west half of sections six, 6,
and seven, 7, south half of nine, 9, and
ten,' 10, south half and northeast quarter
of eleven, ix, all' thirteen, 13, tourteen,
14, fifteen, 15, sixteen, 16, south half of
seventeen, 17, south halt and northwest
quarter of eighteen,-18, all nineteen, 'to,
to twenty-three, 23, both inclusive, north
half of twenty-six, 26, twenty-seven, 27
twenty-eight, 28, end twenty-nine, 29; all
thirty, 30, ana thirty one, 31; in town
ship nineteen, 19, range nine, 9. sections
two, 2,- three, 3, nine, 9. to sixteen; -lb,
both inclusive, south half of twenty-six,
26, and twenty-seven, 27, all thirty-three;
and thirty-four, 34; - in township
twenty, 20, range nine, 9, east half of
section ten, 10, all twenty, 20, twenty
eight, 28, twenty-nine, 29, thiny, 30, and
thirty.one, 31; 'in- township twenty-one,
21, range pine, 9, sections tour, 4, five, 5.
six, 6, nine, 9, ten, 10, east half of seven
teen, 17, south half of nineteen, 19, south
half and northeast quarter of twenty, 20.
all twenty-nine, 29, thirty, 30, and thirty
one, ' 31; in township twenty-five, 25,
range nine, 9, sections one, I, twelve, 12,
thirteen, 13. twenty-four, 24, twenty-five,
25, thirty-lour, 34; thirty-live, 35, and
thirty-six, 36; in township twenty-six, 26,
range nine. 9, sections eleven, u, twelve,
12, and thirteen, 13; in township seven
teen, 17, range ten, 10, section thirty-six,
36; in township eighteen, 18, range ten,
10. section three, 3; in township twenty,
20, r ngeten, Io, south half of section
four, 4; in township twenty two, 22,
range ten, 10, section tweoty-iour, 24: in
township twenty-eight,- 28, range ten, 10,
sections two, 2, to seven, 7, both inclu
sive, nine. 0. ten, 10, tourteen, 14. htteeu.
15, sixteen, 16, north half of twenty-one,
21, and twenty-two, 22, ail twenty-tnree.
23, and twenty-six, 20; - in townsnip
twenty-nine, 29, range ten, , 10, sections j
one, 1, tnree, 3, nve, 5, seven, , tnineen,
13, and fifteen, 15; in township thirty, 30,
range ten, 10, sections four, 4, five, 5, and
eight, 8; in township fourteen, 14, -range
eleven, 11, sections three, 3, four, 4, five,
5, six, 6, ten, 10, fifteen, . 15, twenty-two,
2, twenty-eignt, 2, ana tnirty-tnree, 33:
in township eighteen, 18, range eleven,
n, . south halt ot sections nine, 9, and
ten, 10, all blteen, 15, ana stx
teen. 16; - in township nineteen, 19,
range eleven, n, section thirty-six, 36: in
township twenty, ao, range - eleven, n,
south half ofsections nineteen, 19,' twenty,
90.- and , twenty-one, 21; '-ia township
twenty-one. 21, ranee eleven, n, section
- twelve, 12, north half of thirteen, 13, all
twenty-nine, -29, and' thirty-two, 32; 'in. ..
township twenty-two, 22, raiige' e even;'
II, sections six, 6, seven, 7, and eighteen1'
18: in township twenty-four, 24. range '
eleven, 11, sections fifteen, 15, and , six
teen, 16; in township twenty, 20, range
twelve; H; - sections 'twenty-three, S,' '
twenty-five,' 25, and twefttysix, 26; alt
south and west,- Willamette meridian;
Oregon. Warning is hereby expressly
given that no person will be permitted to
gain or exercise, any right whatever under
any settlement or occupation begun prior
to December 21, 1908, and all such settle
ment or occupation is hereby forbidden -FRED
DENNETT.
Prrnimtwinnrf rf flif rir. ti.rl T a m I Cfir''
Approved September 19, 1908.
. FRANK . PIERCE,
First Assistant Secretary o-' the Interior.
"' n02o-tf '
CONTEST NOTICE
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR
United States Land Office
. Roseburg, Ore.,Oct 26, 190S
A. sufficient contest affidavit having;
been filed in this office by "A. "J. Lattin,
contestant against Homestead Entry, No.
9592, made Oct. 12, 1899, for N BM Scc.6r
Township 14 S, Range 8 W, Willamette
Meridian, by Roscoe Edwards. Cootestee,
in which it is alleged that said Roscoe
Edwards has not -established and main-,
tained bona fide residence on the said
land; that he has neither improved or
cultivated the said land with the excep
tion of the erection of a small - cabin and '
shed; and that he has abandoned the
said land having been absent therefrom
for a period of more than five years last'
past without obtaining leave of absence;
and that said alleged absence was not due
to his employment in the Army or Navy
of the United States in the time of war,
said parties are hereby notified to appear
respond, and offer evidence touching said
allegation at 10 o'clock a. m. on Nov. 28,
1908, before Victor P., Moses, County
Clerk of Benton County, Oregon, at his
office in Corvallis; Oregon, (and that final
hearing will be held at a o'clock p. m.
on December 12, 1908, before) the Regis
ter and Receiver at the United , States
Land Office in Roseburg, Oregon.
The said contestant having, in a proper
affidavit, filed October 14. 1908, set forth,
facts which show that after due diligence
personal service of this notice can not be
made, it is hereby ordered and directed
that such notice be given by due and
proper publication. .
BENJAMIN L, EDDY,
90-8 Register,
KOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior,
U. S. Land Office at Roseburg, Oregon,
September, 14, 1908.
Notice is hereby given that Thomas-
Barclay, of Alsea, Oregon, who, on April
8, 1902, made Homestead Entry, No 11430,.
S. R. 01260, for NE , Section 14, Town
ship 14 South, Range 8 West, Willamette
Meridian, has bled notice ot intention to
make final -five year proof, to establish.
claim to the land above described, before
the County Clerk of Benton County, at-
Corvallis, Oregon, on the fifth day of De
cember, 1908.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Samuel N. Warfield, of Alsea, Oregon;
W. Tom, of Corvallis, Oregon; Willis
Vidito, of Corvallis, Oregon; Wm. J. War
field, of Alsea, Oregon.
Benjamin L Eddy, Register.
Date of first pub. Nov. 6, 1908
Date of last pub. Dec. 4, 1908. -
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