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His Delayed I Proposal, f f By H. M. KERKER. J Copyright, 19OT. by M. M. CnnninKham. For a moment Nell's hand faltered. The pounding of the machines and the endless click of the shifting stencils eeemed to pierce her very brain. She cast a quick "g'ance down the long workroom of the Kotary Addressing company. ; Out through the windows at the other end could ho seen a ptch of blue sky, blurred no-.v and then by a puff of Bteam from the p;;e; of the adjoining building: a modest seven story struc ture. Here and there some building larger than their own reared its head to cut the skyline, and through the open window there came occasionally sounds from the street below, sharp notes in the monotone of the machines. Within, long rows of girls leaned over their work, their deft fingers forc ing envelopes into the hungry maws of the machines with only a pause now and then when a fresh stack of ten Cila were needed. Between the aisles paced the sharp eyed forewoman. A man had been in charge of the room once, but the firm had found that he was too easy, too commiserate of the women under his supervision, and they had moved him into the office, sending In his stead the angular Miss Pettit, who forced the girls in her charge to the limit of their endeavors. Her sharp eye detected Nell's pause. "Bun-owes," she called acidly. She never wasted time on "Miss." "If you have one of your silly headaches, put In your time at the oilice and go home. This is no hospital." Nell's-nervous Augers clutched a fresh package of envelopes, and the pound lug of h.T mat-Line added its noise to that of the others. She could not af ford to g homo. Tno pittance that IT S ONLY MISS rETTIT," HE OKOWLED. came to her each Saturday was little enough without indulging the luxury Of an Tnfternoon off. Jimmy Nelson, coming into the room to consult with Miss Pettit about an order, looked with kindly sympathy at the tired lil. When he had had charge of the room, he had been more gentle. She had told him something of her story iu the noon intervals, when he had insisted upon standing treat to hot coffee to augment the scan ty sain". wiih that usually constituted her hutch. CoftVe costs 5 cents a day, and the ctiaa.l girl who made the trips to the Iuik '.i room must be tipped in ad dition. The Kotary Addressing com pany paid only from $3 to ?r a week, and coffee was a luxury to those who did not Ih e at home. There had been a time when Jimmy had dreamed of a little Cat whereia .Kei! should be mistress. That was just after he had been promoted to the of fice and had had his salary raised to $15 a week. He had lacked the cour age to make his proposal in person and had v l'ittea her a note. "I shall consider silence a polite neg ative," he had added. unco Jimmy Lad aspired to the stage, and he had obtained the phrase from the advertisement in the dramatic pa pers that he studied with religious .care. It had struck htm as being a phrase of singular eie-ance. She need not refuse him. She could just ignore the note. He was sorry afterward tuat he had not asked for an answer. It would have beeu something to keep. As it was, she was as pleasant as ever to him, treating him with the same old friendliness and giving no hint of her reason for the refusal of his offer. lie lonued to repeat it. He wanted to be a- to take her out of the place, from under the very nose of Miss Fet tit. yet he la; ked the courage to speak and lie contented himself with coming lino tae room as often as his business with the forewoman gave him an ex cuse. Of course it would never do fo" the ofiice force to chum with the girls from the operating room during the noi-a hour, and iu the evening it was Jimmy's duty to see that all were out before lie locked up. So Nell struggled on. Just so man thousand envelopes must be completed to constitute a minimum day's work. A record was made each evening and the advancement or reduction of sal ary depended upon that. She had rbarely managed to complete the task when the gong struck and. the girls began to cover their machines and pat their tables In order. Nell staggered slightly as she took the last of her work to the timekeeper, who entered her record in the book. Miss Pettit eyed her sharply as she went back to her machine. "Unless you are feeling better you had better not come tomorrow," she said crossly. "I can put on another girl who will make faster use of the machine." "I will be all right in the morning," Nell answered. Miss Pettit could not know that the girl had had no break fast. There had been medicine to buy, and until pay day came again she would have to walk to her home and make dry bread serve for food. She wtss slow in preparing for the Street and even Miss Fettit bad gone when she stepped Into the elevator. The street was dark and lonesome. Most of the places closed at 5, and there were few persons moving along the narrow strip of sidewalk as she stepped out. On the corner a little knot of people had gathered about some object of Interest, and she peered curiously over the shoulder of the office boy in front of her. The next moment she was pushing the men aside. Miss Pettit had slipped upon the greasy sidewalk and lay moaning and half unconscious with pain. The girls had all gone on and a bootblack was trying to make her comfortable until the attention of a policeman could be attracted. Nell pushed him away and took the woman's head into her lap, disposing her so that the wretched ankle was more comfortable. Then she turned to the lad who had stuck to her side, determined to at least share the In terest with the newcomer. ''It is my forewoman," she said. "Run up to the Rotary Addressing company and ask Mr. Nelson to come Quick." The lad's statement that a lady was almost killed and was-asking for him brought Jimmy on the run. White faced he tore his way through tho in creasing crowd of ; curious people to come to a dead 'stop, when he perceived the situation. f . . "It's only Miss Pettit," he growled hi mingled relief and disappointment. "1 thought it was you." "We must get her home, Jimmy," pleaded Neil. "She says she won't go in an ambulance. Please call a cab." "The ambulance is plenty good for her," he growled, though to them the ambulance was but a shade less dis graceful than the patrol wagon. "Did not she talk to you like you were s. dog this afternoon?" "Get a cab for me," pleaded Nell, and Jimmy turned away. It was not far to Miss Pettit's board ing place, and Nell hustled about mak ing the tiny hall room more comfort able. Jimmy stuck doggedly, too, wait ing to take Nell home. Miss Pettit sank back on the bed with a sigh. "That will do very well," she said faintly. "The doctor will bandage my ankle, and then the girl will" put roe to bed. You were very good to ma, my dear." "It's all right," said Nell coldly as she turned to go, but Miss Pettit caught her hand. "Wait a minute," she said. "I want to tell you something. Jimmy here gave me a letter to hand you some weeks ago. I wasn't going to have any flirting in my room, so I didn't give it to you. Jimmy is a good boy, my dear, and here it is." She sank back upon the pillow as Jimmy sprang forward. In his excite ment he had forgotten Miss Pettit and his wrath against her. Now he only realized that Nell had not received his letter. "And silence ain't a polite negative?" he asked. Nell smiled. Jimmy had loaued her some of his paper, and she recognized the phrase. "If .you want proverbs, Mr. Nelson," she said primly, "I can give you a bet ter quotation 'Faint heart never won fair lady.' Ask me to my face like a man, an' mebbe I'll say 'Yes.' " Give the Chef a Chance. It is my belief that the man who has dined in the best Parisian restaurants without finding them wonderful, says Julian Street, is either a dyspeptic or a self reliant ignoramus who did not give the chef a chance. You know the story of the miner who, having "struck it rich," arrived in New York and, anxious to "do it right," went to Del monico's for dinner. After studying the menu with growing despair he turned to a patient waiter with. "Just bring me $45 worth of ham and eggs!" Some of our fellow countrymen give similar performances in Paris. I have known them to go to famous restau rants and order plain broiled chicken or steak and fried potatoes, dishes so elemental that the greatest chef could hardly cook them better than Maggie iu the tiat at home could do it. A Parisian chef broiling a chicken makes a pathetic figure. The asking him to io so is like requesting a learned pro fessor of higher mathematics to add a laundry bill. Travel Magazine. O'ConneSl's Hat. At a meeting of the County Kildare Archaeological society some years ago a hat worn by Daniel O'Conuell was exhibited. O'Conuell's name in his own handwriting was written on the inside of the hat, which was of large dimensions, the width inside being eight and one-half inches and its lon ger diameter ten inches. The chairman of the meeting put on the hat, which ' entirely covered his head and went Cy.ai his chin. , What He Took. Mrs. Badi;iy Good morning, sir. Will you take a chair? Installment House Collector Xo. thank you, ma'am. I've come totake the pla40. Philadelphia Eecord. THE GREAT CITIES.' . THEODORE TILTON'S WIT. Of the world's great cities Paris Although the last years of Theo haa the greatest number of inhab-' jjore Tilton's life were spent in re jtants per acre. For its 2,731,000 tirement and poverty and he ayoid inhabitants an area of only 19,275 e(j the society of all but a few of his acres is available, so that each acre most familiar friends, he never has 143 inhabitants. - ceased to enjoy the eompany of Berlin is almost as thickly popu- young people, punning and joking lated, inasmuch as its city ground rth the merriest of them. One (now almost entirely built up) com- y0ung member of the American col prises only 15,5G8 acres, and in this onv m Paris who knew him well has space 2,034,000 people live, or 131 related some of his quaint- wit to each acre. ticisms. s I Tae conditions are considerably -t remember nce," she said a better in London, where 4,536,000 people live in an area of 75,370 ;;cres, or GO to the acre. Vienna has only 39 inhabitants per acre, the city ground comprising l?;503 acres and the population be- ing 1,075,000. Of the great cities New York has the smallest ratio of population to , the acre. Its 3,716,000 inhabitants have an area of 203,866 acres (by tar the largest city territorially in the world), so that there are 18 peo ple to an acre. Why He Was Spared. A motor bus without passengers came tearing into the Boulevard des there and to let him, know the re Italiens, Paris, from a side street, Bult- jjr Tilton's reply was : ran into a Cab, knocked it to pieces ..My Dear Friend Do not ask for a too and threw over the horse, the cab- frank criticism on that two franc dinner. man having luckily just got down, Tours- T- T- lurched across the road, then back ; Going Qut on strikes. again, spreading terror, hurtled off; , . th- . th , anv into the Eue Drouot, apparently bent on demolishing the iigaro ot- bent on aemotisiung the iigaro 01- flees, but changed its mmd and charged into a bakery at the corner of the Kue ltossmi. It stopped at last in a wreckage of loaves, rolls and broken glass. By a miracle no one had been hurt But the crowd which had collected was m a temper to damage the chauffeur. lie was dragged out of his seat and things looked ugly for him. But he yelled: "Spare me! It was my first trial trip !" And' the crowd was tickled and disarmed. Paris Cor. London Telegraph. Patent Office No Pauper. More patents were issued during 1906 and more money collected by the United States patent office than in any single year previous, with the exception of 1905, since the estab lishment 0 the patent office in 1836. It is shown that the receipts reached a total of $1,790,921.38 f or j Tattooed Dogs, the twelve months, while the ex- j For a lon time dog o'wners have penditures of the office were $1,654,- been at a loss to know just how they S91.20 , making a net gain for the couU lace permanent identifiea year of $236 030.18. The patent . tion markg their ts Dog office is one of the very few self sup- collars are out of the questi0n on porting departments oi Ithe govern-: aecount of the numerous petty ment. The amount of the patent thieYes who make a specialty of fund to the credit of the office m stealing them from dogs all over the the United States treasury is now cit An invelltive Chinaman of $6,427 021.86. During the past tle Tenderlomj who heard of the year there were 5b,483 applications thieves' operations, has hit upon a for patents for inventions, designs : plaa which makes collars useiess. and reissues, and a total of 31,965 His name is Len Hung, and he is patents were issued. Technical . an expert in tattooing. Len reads World. the lost and found columns in the A House With Walls of Wind. newspapers and gets in touch with Percy A. Eoekefeller, son of Wil- ? s a11 7ef th fe tuu- j l tattooes the master s initials under John D. Eoekefeller, is building a ' M country home m Connecticut which is unlike any other ever planned. Perhaps the most extraordinary fea ture of it is a confined air space in the walls, forming a nonconductor of heat, cold or moisture. The air space, it is said, will make the house warmer in winter, cooler in summer anu urier nu uiejeai aioiuiu umu : any other man s home, rich or poor It is said that if all the windows and doors were closed on a hot summer ; day, air being introduced pnly through the basement, the tempera- ture woukl be from lo to 20 degrees j lower inside the house t.ian without. ; Only Half the Time. "That is no defense at all," said Senator Curtis during a discussion of emotional insanity at dinner. "What you have just said, sir, is as weak a defense as the young auto mobilist's. "The young man's father said to him: '"Look here! I am ashamed of you. You spend all your time ehoo chooing around the country in a motor car.' " 'Xot all my time, father,' said the youth gentlv, only half of it. And the other half ?' asked the : m ledi-d an- 3 '"that is passed unaerneath, sir, delphia Record. A French Railway Story. Chairman Knapp of the inter state commerce commission told in New York the other day a French railway story. "A traffic manager," he said. "came to the president of the line) and exclaimed disconsolately: " 'We are having no end of tro- ble with the public, sir, about those old dark blue cars. Everybody says they bump so frightfully in com parison with the new light blue ones, which, of course, ran very smoothly.' Humph ! said the piesident. We must attend to this matter at once. Have all the old can painted ( light blue immediately.' " ( few ,jayS ag0, "that he had been to the hairdresser and had his long, flowing white mane considerably ' shortened. As soon as we saw him we an called out, 'Oh, Mr. Tilton, ' wnat aid you have that done for?' ' For 50 centimes,' he quietly replied, ! th a merrv twinkle in his eve.' -Qn another occasion he received 1 a ietter from the late Philip Mars- j ton, the blind poet, who was very snvions to -live in Paris, but who was not certain that he could do so on his slender means. Accordingly, he wrote to Mr. Tilton, asking him to go to the Palais Eoyale and to test the two franc dinner served cuse for a man going out on stTik remarked a large, smiling youns 'nlan on an Eddy street car. "uh-hugn, observed a passenger. "That's one of your bloomin' capi talists. That's their talk." "When he can't reach 'em," re- snmed the j y a fd j M to sem - but when fl come Mg he M to h hig chjmce andW em d , , - h , wortn . "Gosh!' I thought he was a cap italist, but he talks like a red eyed anarchist." The car stopped. The large, smiling young man headed for the Olympic club. "Wonder who that is ?" queried a passenger. "Him?" said another passenger. "Why, that's Jack Gloason, manager of 'the San Francisco team." San Francisco Chronicle. thf dog's left ear and also any pn- vnro TrtaTlr that rnrt rfama-n riociria vate mark that the owner desires. The marks are guaranteed to last as long as the ear or until the an imal is ready for dog heaven. Phil adelphia liecord. A Great Fish Story. D. B. Bundle f Eockport says j rQad wag buflt a t of tLe Missou. j ri riycr ran bv thdr kce and tlmt his Lrother j r aiding in Ks gct hi3trout Une one ni-ht, : ugi miuno,vs for blit. 0n exam- , inij2' tho liue next morning they ; found the catdl deluded a 140 d catfis, whieh Jlad swallowed the hook. When tho hook was pull- ed from its mouth it brought with j it a while perch weighing five or j six pounds, which had previously ; swallowed the hook, and in remov- i ing the hook from the perch it was- 1 found a chub weighing one or two i pounds had swallowed the minnow. ! Mr. Eundle says his former neigh- bor and schoolteacher, Hon. John j P. Lewis, will verify the correctness j of the above. Kansas City Journal, The Apparent Reason. Statesmen in Washington over ldnnlr onWoa nrirl rnrra-rc nrti o1l;tl(r ahn nwf jint TlW 'of the United States supreme court, rnho nh;nf ,., art th t met an old time friend and after a hearty hand clasp Mr. Fuller re- j marked: j "You are looking exceedingly ; well. Aren't you filling out a lit- j tie?" ! "Xo, indeed," replied the friend, j "You probably think so because I'm j looking Fuller in the face." Judge, j The Message of Japan. I Within twenty years Japan will j send her missionaries to London for ! the conversion of England. They will come claiming a morality that j is higher, an idealism more lofty ; and a philosophy of life more sane than Christianity can show. "We ; will briu" von not the vellow Deril. but the vellow blessing," Japanese teachers "declare. Londm Stand- j ar(L . j As Arranged By Archie. "By Carson XCfillard. J Copyrighted, 1937, by Mary McKever. J "Had trouble with si's?" Archie re garded Deerlug with a sympathetic S:txe. Bearing utxuluJ. They were good chums, these twor A eou;i!e oi' rears before Dwriag had talked MfM. J . 'y into ttiUiug Atviiio out of tlie muster urowu suits he detected, and fcini-e tkca ArcUe tad beeu Vtuiee Lt je.'ii:.'s swoi'u uily. l'.".t evea Archie uouid ujt he'; uiiich wKii I.ctty SUfihy. At ho.'.it Lt-tty loved li!iriug; but she was u;,t t.) be easily won. and, though Vauce had liropaed a score of times, she had turned aside the question without giv ing a decided negative. l.etty was only nineteen, and site had formed a theory that it would be fool ish to marry early. 'T like you," she admitted to Vance, "but you see a girl who marries so young loses an awful lot of fun. None of the boys pays any attention to a young matron." . t "If you really loved me," he re proached, "you would not care for their attentions." "My dear Vance," she smiled, "unless I had some attention paid me, how could I learn to value j"our devotion? It is through contrasts that I shall learn to appreciate you best." Peering gritted his teeth. In the face of such arguments he was powerless. Somehow Letty's way of quietly set ting aside his protests was aggravat ing in the extreme. They could not even quarrel comfortably, for she had a way of qtiietly retiring when the ar gument grew too strong for her and throwing the blame upon him in a way that was maddening. That was. just what happened. She had swept from the rootrf with an Im perious air and a remark that she should be glad to see Jlr. Decriiig again when he had a better command of his temper. That she was at t!uj moment subbing out her regret iu the security of her own loom was a thing he could not know. lie was preparing to let himself out when Archie strolled into the room in 'THREE MEN FIB ED THEIB GUNS AT JIE!" blissful defiance of his bedtime. His sharp eyes quickly sensed the situation, and he sat down to talk it over with an odd assumption of elderl3- dignity that would have been amusing- had Deering beeu less upset. Archie had mixed more with his elders than with children of his own age and had acquired an odd faculty of observation. Xow he swung ' it's stocky legs to and fro from the high est chair he could find and regarded Deering with the impression of owl-like wisdom. "You see," he explained, "Letty is odd. I heard mother say so. When she gets mad the only way is to get her scared. Then she'll come around quick. The time she got mad at me for losing that invitation I set the dog on her and then grabbed him quick. She was frightened and thought I saved her, and she cried over me and gave me candy and said I was a dear." "I don't believe that it would work in my case," said Deering, with a smile. "I'll fix it for you," offered Archie, "if you'll make me one promise." "What's that?" demanded Deering. "You remember when Tommy Mul len's sister got married they made him wear white satin pants and hold up her train?" "I remember the ornate Master Mul len," chuckled Deering as he recalled Archie's pointed remarks at the time of Ihe wedding. "If I fix it so you can marry Letty I don't want that sort of thing done to me." "It's a promise," said Deering. "Shake hands." Archie shook hands and slipped from the chair. "I guess you'd better be going now," he said hospitably. "You come round Thursday." Archie solemnly superintended Vance's departure and then disappeared down cellar. It was nearly 11 when at last his sister remembered that be was sup posed to be In bed at 7:30 and found him innocently reading in the dining room. "I thought you was with Vance Deering." he remarked casually, "and I didn't like to disturb you." "Mr. Deering is not comijg here again," Letty said severely, but W eyes filled. But for all of that a box' of flowers and a note preceded his arrival, and Thursday evening found him In the Shelby parlor and not at all happy over the fact. Letty wore her most Im penetrable armor of reserve, and the slightest suggestion of reconciliation was met by a frigid silence that was most depressing. Mr. Shelby had gone out of town, and Mrs. Shelby was calling on a neighbor. Archie was safely tucked away in bed, and they had the lower part of the house pretty much to them selves. Suddenly from the basement enme the sound of pistol shots and frighten ed cries, followed an instant later by the appearance of Archie in pink and white pajamas and bare feet. "I slipped downstairs to get a drink of milk," he yelled, "and three men fired their guns at me! Go down au i kill them. Vance!" A wink from Archie conveyed a deal of meaning, and Vance headed for tho stairs leading to the cellar. l.etty sat in the parlor with her fingers in her ears and could not possibly have heard Archie's whispered injunction. "Hilly Widner's pistol is at the head of the stairs," he explained as he pat tered oUi. into the dining room after Deering. Feeling half ashamed of the subter fuge, Deering carried out Archie's ob vious scheme. The house was some distance from the street, and his ar tistic simulation of a fight attracted no attention. Archie was doing a solemn- i ly ecstatic dance in the dining room when Vance came back up the stairs. "I saw 'em from the kitchen running across the back yard," Archie explain ed. "Xow, stick to it." Letts' shrieked as Vance came into i the dining room and threw herself sob bing upon his neck. . "I was sure they had killed you!" she cried. "It was awful, A'ance!" "Did you care so much?" he asked as his . arms went around her. "Did you rer.lly care, little woman?" "I didn't want you to be killed," she sobbed. "And you do love me?" he Insisted. "Was that why you cared sa much?" "I guess it was," she confessed. "I do love you, Vance, but it wasn't good for you to tell you so." "It was the best thing in the world," he insisted. "I've been two years try ing to get you to confess, dear. Don't you think that my patience ought to be rewarded with 'yes?' " "Perhaps," she admitted. "Suppose they had 'killed you, Vance?" "There was no danger," he laughed shamefacedly as he bent and kissed her, consoling himself with the reflec tion that all is fair In love and war. "It was not half as bad as you think." "Anyhow," she dimpled, "it showed me just how much I loved you." "And that is all important," confirni- The Benardites of Jamaica. There is probably no other race In the world so enthusiastic over religion and who enter so heartily Into Its forms and ceremonies as the negroes. They seem to lose all thought of their surroundings and throw themselves body and soul into their own peculiar forms of worship. In Jamaica there is a very large religious sect called, after their leader, Benardites. Four times a year the fol lowers of Benard are baptized in the water of the river Mona. Hundreds of these religious enthusiasts meet on the banks of the river before day break, and as many as GOO have been dipped in a single morning. The price of a dipping is a shilling, so that at the rate of COO a quarter the income to the loader and his church Is a tidy little sum. After the baptism the freshly cleans ed and purified of sin form a line, and with gold embroidered banners and ! silken streamers waving above the j long line of men and women they : march, singing, to the church, which in situated a short distance back from the j river. Hundreds of these negroes i make up the long swaying and wind ing procession, which sings as it moves and eventually enters the church doors or distributes itself outside near win dows and doors. X'ew York Herald. Origin of "Hoodlum." "Hoodlum," America's equivalent of the English word "hooligan," was coin ed at San Francisco very early in the seventies, but did not become general ly popular in the United States until about 1877, by which time all certainty as to Its origin was lost. One version is that the leader of the San Francisco "larrikin push" was a man named Muldoon, whose name a newspaper writer ingeniously reversed to christen his gang "noodlums," and a composi tor's mistake of "h" for "n" did the rest Another explanation Is that "Huddle 'em!" was the San Franclso rowdies' cry when the police appeared, and a third alludes to a curious fez or "hood" worn by an eccentric character which the young rowdies adopted as their uniform. China's Priority. Friority in the Invention of not only gunpowder, but also of tho art of print ing, is attributed to the Chinese. Ac cording to Du Halde and the Jesuit missionaries, printing was practiced in China nearly fifty years before the Christian era. Books in the Celestial empire were made out of slips of bam boo 500 years B. C; tn 150 A. D. pa per was first made; by 745 books were bound into leaves, and in 000 printing was general In China. Spiteful. Miss Elderleigh Jane Jones is a mean, spiteful old cat. Miss Yomsgsr What's the matter? Miss Klderleigh I told her that my family came over in the Mayflower and she askel me It I was seasick. Cleveland Flain Dealer.'