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Best Advertising Medium. Leading Newspaper. - ' . . i - . HOW HE FOOLED HER.! CORVAtl-ISS. Bextox Counts-, Oregon f Friday. October 5. 1906. NO. S2 On Bear Meat But Later, Learn- Mil tott "Morgan is extremely fond of-bear meat, i la fact, there is nothing that appeals to his ap petite with quite so much force as does a good fhunk' of roast bear,, and thereby-hangs a talc Down in the Centennial meat market a few evenings, ago hung an ordinary black calf,' miuus the head.' .-, Whether the presence of the head would have made ' any difference inl this story is ; not at all certain, but as sfated tbe head was cut off. Milton Morgan was in the shop on ..business ' and 'D jc" Jackson presided at the . block, when " George " Denmari sauntered in and his eyef .fell on the beheaded black calf. 'Who sh?t that bear?"; he queried"! with-apparent serious ness, and Jackson, seeing Mor gan lift his head attentively, re plied in like seriousness, " 'Why, the boys got 'it down below town." By this time Morgan began to experience a hankering for a bear roast, and. going- to the. black calf he examined it carefully and remarked,' -"Well, denied if that , aint a bear, sure enough. Give me a seven-pound roast before it's all cone." . "All right Milt," "answered Jackson, with a strenuous effort to look business-like ,.' - Three times' during that - day Morgan came back and looked; at -the calt each time smacking his lips as he went away thinking of bear roast done to a turn, - with brown gravy and other, .good, things to correspond.- 1 '-' - That evening he" came back, called for his seven pound roast, and on' being told Z that. it. was only ten cents'per pound remark ed that the price was pretty ldw for bear, but Tacksoa replied that that particular breed of .bears came cheaper. . . ' 'Gee but I'll have some fun out of my mother-in-law about this." ennned - Morgan as ne planked down the '"70 cents for his meat: "She wouldn't let US cook this in the house if she knew it was bear, but I'll not let on 'til she's eaten some of it," . he de .-lared as he left the shop with his package. The following morning a face appeared in the doorway, and with sickly grin the job printer announced feebly, caue-htonto that bear meat busi ness all right when it was cook ed." - i And at the butcher shop they are still wondering how he dis mvpTed the ioke bv taste when he could not tell calf from bear in broad day light, but the gen eral impression is that his moth er-in-law enlightened him after he had "fooled" her. eomoaiiv shall have been perfect ed, it is the plan to agitate the organization of two or more aux iliary ; : companies," one for the central part. : of ; town and the other for the C. & E. depot sec tion, by which the town would then have an excellent system of protection, and be safer from . fire than it. could possibly be in ; any other, way. ' .'- "4-"'" ! It is said that in Albany an effort is ' being made to sell the fire engines, as better results, are obtained bv having more plugs and hose,- instead : of depending n the engine which has to be made ready before it can be used wherebv much . valuable time Is lost in getting to' the1 fife: ; Chem ical engines are conceaea to De the best and most, satisfactory, and they are coining into general use everywhere;: ja :r.a i uv::; BEGINS WEDNESDAY. ABOUT THE FORESTRY COURSE At Is Now X)AC--New: Bulletin -' k ; Oat.5'- . i ,r ;-y y ;'c:v "itri .. " '- - - '-;V-i 1 ; : -The Forestry course at the Oregon Agricultural College is destined to result beneficially to the students wbp trke.it, ',' and to! the state in generaijbecauLse of the practicarknowledge thus "dissem inated among the people at. large. .The first bulletin to treat on the new.: course is just : out, and it has , the; following; interesting things to say: 1 " ; In accordance with its purpose of serving as, best, it may in the industrial development ot Oregon the 'Agricultural College has en tered upon'' the - work of helping to awaken and develop, a strong public sentiment in "favor of forest preservation and conservation, and fi.-fVio,- t attni-rtinor an onnortu- nitv for voung men to fit them-! selves to engage in the occupa tion or profession pi lorestry. , V, With the bpening of the college year for 1966 i 967 there will be offered a full five years' course of studv'in forestry leading to the .1 ; vinrr tVio initial aeprees. Va.il IS, iuc uttasiuu uttug "-"- 1 . -o . . j i u i ,f- f th . The opportunities ibr study in Sabbath School Missionerv Svn- this jine are particularly,. good at ii j r r-i...j. 1 - " ! rnrvallis' Nearb'v mixed forest The opening meeting will be tracts anora ampic mdwwi KM at 2-2r o'clock Wednesday field study in ' dendrology,- sylvi- atternoon in the local Fresbyter- cuituic cwwgw .u.., ian church, Rev. T. B. Griswold tree diseases, the growth factor, -ZA: Th. -nmnram tfir I etc.. eiC. nr 1 J -r.A.MAn. -! several ncuiuu tuuuiy. miiw vvcuunudv aiiciuuuu ta aJ 'i -i i - t. . - lowst ductors and other passengers; She has a half a dozen good pic tures .'of 6ne.conductortVrecogniz able as far as the eye can see the picture, y .v-;'; ., .-j ' "Brother J. R. N. .fiell seems to be ? another . subject ; that f she cartoons in his most eloquent atr litude. He is very .' eloquent but still he is Brother Bell. Some oue'said that, he had the, platform, appearance of Spurgeon v-and the tacial appearance ot J. R N.; Art is very easy for Miss Reed and she will be an inspiration to her classes during the year. Her home will be with' Prof.. , Lewis', family on college hill: and if the Barometer5 'should sparkle with some brilliant dashes this: year,' the fact need not be overlooked that in the student body this year s.Bert BiDwer from the old home of Homer Davenport and Miss Marcella Reed, the gifted artist of XaGrande. v ; . . Big Meeting of !t . Occurs in CoryaUis. Presbvterians MISSING LINK. Next Wednesday; will be a, big day for. the. Presbyterians in Coi- .. tin Wilds of Barneo Supplies Darwin 'Connections. Devotional service, Rev. E. B Haves:"- ' words of greeting. Rev. J f w w M. S. Bush ; response, Rev. D.A. homnson : -The Child. The Country, The Church,"" Rev." H." A, Ketchum, - D. D ; -"Opening Pields in Oregon,!' Rev. J.. V. nT4n; ?n- n . vtiTW- we nf various lines or aecnnicai anu ... t rr.. t t.t i srientirrc wuris uclcsmiv w u- . . . I 11-4. : r.A fnrortor hi'.'The "Summer Camo'J in the 51UUS 1U IUC ictKL KCUCltll oaatm- , . hlv wj s. Holt. I), u. neart unuc v.wu.uviwvv j ' Met With Firemen. are within easy, reach for the study of the common muling operations while the - planing ,miii rana pox factories of. Corvallis are ample for instruction - ia.te ordinary factory practices. . . . TheAJollege. laboratories are fnllv eauioped to carry on the Wednesday evening at 7:30, near one of r; the : .large , milling At their meeting this week the firemen were visited by a com mittee from the recently organ ized independent company of Jobs addition, and the constitu tion framed by the new company was read before the assembly. T. T. Vincent was spokesmen for the Jobs addition contingent, and presented the ideas and plans of the new organization, and. ask ed that the old department admit th independents to membership. it being understood that the new mmnanv is to WOIK in Its OWD section in case of fires, have ' its own captain and officers, and not be required to assist in down town conflagrations unless the fire be general. - The old department has ap nninted a committee to, confer with the Tobs addition ' comnittee and report at the , next : regular meetinev ' Bv ' . making certain minor changes ' in ' the brigina constitution of the regular de- nartment. the new company can he included, and..' this ' is to be tlfUUL i .'' .'"' '.-. uinil .;iv .. Whea the : new ' independent Rev. A. J. Montgomery presid- plants of the state - will furnish ing, the exercises will, consist 01 me ut v..yyiwvw..?f?.--- iitu-. xi:-i- nrw I work in actual operative forestry; by Rev. Alexander Henry, D..D; .The course, in ;Fpres try is de; , a mn rnA cptarv nf the signed to fit foresters to care Tor PresbvterianBoard.of Publica- tue, ipresi ana i oP j o. ca, wrV farmer cares for the tarm ana us liuu auu muuua y wv-liuui i i vi i . , Thursday, .at o a. m.. Rev. J. crops; 10 uii A. Townsend; Ph. D., will pre- men wnonfsiwcur x 1 ..: t t a themselves to care lor ine ioresi LCVUUUUal scivim, J.X.V.V. r ' . Rnhincnnr 'Presbvterv's Part in areas 01 private owucis o : : i T.; t tj 1 ne ioresis 01 i siaic ui u. n O. iviissiuua, jxcv. x .. u. 1 1 . . r;.m-A. tec q M;cnC in tion are an impartauc, ana vaia Southern Oregon." Rev. W. b. aoiensouiarv Smith- S. S. Missions a Factor who should be able to point out fireat Wesr ." Rev. I. G. Knotts: that the state ana tne private . , I - 1, nr.risc iit - .v. rr "w.. ' , owner uuv jccivc mc j-no.iv.iji Levi Tohnson; Question Box, eooa mereiruui. xu Fk . opened by Rev. Alexander Henry forest does not mean 10 ecp uic T" t-v : - trees, uui ittium w jku..v. when tney.are mature, - m sutu a Comine Today. way tuat a new crop may icps 1 . , . j tne one removcu TTru. ; k r,. rtt This, as may be seen, necessi the biggest and best shows that tales both, a technical and a prac- , v nor- forester. With this, view ot his ade will occur at 12:30. given by qualifications in mind the course 11 . n 11 n r- ssr- rn nn i i. uacu w L x v imcvii IDC rilCUlu a iuoocui j " , ' , ort,nonW ic hp;i1?f1 hv atorv and neia worK. iecouiw A. uv. v-u.ik uu. y I - , . r 1. t tit..-.i, n( as a wnole aims not oniy tu nail. x. MAotau, auu vuv. 1 . . , . , ; tonight is "The Fireman's Mas- grouna tae siuucut iu u.c cot." filled with pathos and heart pes oi iuicshv uu th hrJcrht a cvQod. liberally educated citizen. J 1-1. ,Q1 .. . I rtt LUC tuuuuaiuu uw -- auu auaitkiiuK wuh-uy. i , j . 17 - ., I. ii J-. ,. clmnlH ha nrpnarpd to There are fatteen people in tne uic atuuCUt auuipy 4 1C1II. 1 1 1 UlLU-Lia W. uV. a .n 3rr,5 land tract or to serve as a forest cu uicu. auu iu- t . ,- 1-1 il. r .u nv,;i.. malre forestry their profession SUCtldl SLCUtlV 1UJ IUV ll. I . ' - j r - . - . . . . r - .... 1 j , rt i-l vt rtiHoH anfl t : - .1 .i, ; n.i ,r to nave uecu ticanv " " e ... 1 J C . 1. n ...liar tahnlf!jl 1 - - j :r ,1 u,nH rmiRP tn ine ?iauuaic iuiwi iraiiiTt-. HTiii 4 11 11 1 iiii iiii-ti uauu i w.w- - o 1 - . atid nrrVip;t'-a. The verdict IS 1 SCaOOlS. that the show produces he most realistic fire scene ever presented on any stage. All kinds of crass seed for aa.la at Zierolf's Timothy, clover Rnd orchard irrass seed. ; 74 if -w Warren Barneli of Portland ar rived the first of this week to re enter OAC. ! ' Charles Reed left Wednesday for his home in Oregon City, after a brief visit with hia brother: Clorn Reed, in this city. The following ' interesting bit ofi: evolutionvappeared in a re- cenD' number oh tne c leiegram : : Huddled ;lih,J' a clothesbasket, blinking sleepily at - the wonder ing world in a little darkened room of a Portland ,,hpme, is tne vears old, fat, somewhat bashful, likea tQ eat blanc, mange with a spoon; prefers to'sleepy when not eating, has a charming! croon , bt " i 1 rJ ' ' - j'' :ii " 1 A.U. a iaUgUj anu ; win - giavciy olhx.. hands with people, : or 'pensively gaze at them wi th his or its,: hand resting under tne cflin;- :as: ue or it,;usquats - like- a; Turkitithe basWetT '( :;t:r: :.c:-n :ut ioTh : strange creature: is var- ibusiy called soiheUme'ora ontan, or : man ;i of the - woods; affajtf::""orane-outan,i3:someumes ourSri-utatigi'maybe u6ran an1 nprhans . iitsti Orani'.-.j - ' "4Orang" f;'is the ropertyof Fred .'Stuhr. . manager ,ot ., the PortianiS Bird Company, though the mari ' who'objects. td; slavery win oroDaoiy uuusiucii s ,ii uv to hold as a chattle such a charm ing child,, but wh.ichjs said to be worth at least Siooo. ;Jiar. Wha t-Is'-I e' ' came 1 : from Borneo last,week, 4 d. car pi of the Chinese cook en route. He has lovely . auburn hair, rhirlc as a mat on his broad fat f-ack, arid iHe. maja who scofis at the theory of evolution. '' ot: the human snr'eies. or. . believes that the Bible and , Darwin are. hope v -.-at variance, might be af flicted wi th panes of doubt - alter oawnir at ..Stunr's strange ireaK o " - . . a little while. "Orang," though five years old- had never heard a word ol Eoglish until ten days ago, dui seems to have little ditncuity in mastering it. His life, like most of the orangs, has been spent in tVe simple homeol a Uorneo ousn family and it's a ten-to;one shot that he can "understand as much native dialect as the average man chief. He is a bit handsomer than the average native. Though a trifle shy on nose, he has a pair of Hps, however, that can make up for this. He can do anything out taiK; he can laugh, cry and speak his rage in accents uncoutn but ex pressive. He is about as emotion al.-moodish and sensitive as tne average child of his years. Pct-bellied little beast, wu.- long, hairy arms , and wnnkk forehead, coarse red hair bristliv v on his square shoulders, and wit; tnnat nose, he seems uncanuy l v "ADMIRE" ' but ball expresses it". 3 We have 801116 tbifiga recently opened up you'll go in ecstaciea over, . For an out and out su perit r line of . . ' : ' No west Style Jewelry', 5 yoa can find it here.. .We.jnviU you to call. and see gome choice things juet re ceived. Prices are not high. Small margins of profit content no ' Albert j; IWetzger x . WATCHMAKER . Occidental Building, - - ' - Corvallis SPENCER'S Hair Invigorater And Dandruff Er&tilcatcr 2 si iil -n(' .--41 11 a :!1 5 era s 2 .5 a -t o e. Si 0 e c o m a IT 5? t- a 3 Twii tut m.z sf . 9 ' Price, - Fifty Cents Manufactured by The Vegetable Compound Company Corvalllsj Oregon Ot Aomo Was fe&s '" - 0. J. BLACKLEDGE'S Furniture StsrQ Corvallis - - Oregon OWING TO OUR j-ARGE FALL RU Nt .,'.' : On Sporting Goods wev have replenished our stock with a large and complete line of guns and rifles. s - Also a large supply of shells and cartridges . . . . Juai Received - a Fine Line Razor and Rasor Strops, Poekt j Salmon Hfoks nd Bass Hooks. ' Knjves and Hunting Knives, ! All Kinds of Lines '7ome b and see our new line H' iFootballs. .VTTN7 HODBS The Delineator - ! - $1-00 jg , r.lcClure's Magazine $1.00 j-0 7orld's Work - - $3.00 ) TTT-. I C. Gerhard ijrg " In time-pieces is a necessity with the average person. A watch that keeps perfect time is a boon to anyone and Bhonld be repaired and over hauled at least once every 18 months, and by skilled workmen only. If your watch needs repairing or regulating take it to , . E. W. S. PRATT, Jeweler and Optician Estimates on Work Cheerfully Given and Satisfaction Guaranteed. O. G. Hlotand. Cham. Blake am. CORVALUS STEAM LAUNDRY. Patronize Homellndus try. Outmlda Order Solicited. All Work Guaranteed. CORVALLIS, OREGON. She Has Rare Talent. daintily feed himself. He will nussle down in the basket after H ... ... . t,rct h.o mpal. null the covers over -myotic wuu cues iu viy umai ... . , r - . . 11.. ' :1f l.'Vo d tirprl rnild. h t.itir n a 1 sn lien ictivc ,i-iiijti ..v. - and Marcelia Reed is the name of a voud? ladv who possesses raie literary attainments in art. Sle Viae rnmi to the - OA.C iot the nnrnose of perfectine her tram ing in free-hand drawing, AU alnno- the wav from LaGrance to Corvallis, 1 she : amused, , herself and the oasseaeejs .bv ' drawing. all sorts of s cartoons of the ;cpp- His tiny ear is - as delicate anr well-formed as a girl s, not lar like the chimpanzes, no unsight jly arm and prehensile band like the gorilla's, aod no hairy tice like the. gibboon, these three, with the orang, being the species nf m ;n ?Pes . s' ' ; " TV11-" vo:iim ntan'can undress i!v take'ofr hat and I trousers, he will take a 'ipooi and . itVi lianrl under chin, eo to -lT-ep. - His eyes have a hundred expressions' which change with every word spoken by those near hra; his long, sensitive ringers play, but never grab, never aim lesslv nlav. but elide confidingly up into your own and rest'there like a babes. . The gentlemen from tbe tree - families of Borneo most be credited with something more than instinct, and with an undestanding as much above that of the chattering apes and mon keys as he is in the order of spe cies of animal life above the clams on the beach. Why, he hasn't even a tail! A Badly Burned Girl. Or boy, man or woman, ia quickly rtnt nf nain if Bucklen'a Arnica Salve is applied promptly, G. A. Welch of Tekon aba, Mich., Bays; "I use it in my fam ily for cats, sores ana an sain injuries, and find it perfect.' Quickest Pile cure known, Best healing salve made. 25c at Alle and Woodward's drag store. -