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For the Children To succeed these days you must have plenty of grit, cour age, strength. How is it with the children? Are they thin, pale, delicate ? Do not forget Ayer's Sarsaparilla. You know it makes the blood pure and rich, and builds 'up the general health in every way. The children cannot possibly have (rood health unless the bowels ere In proper condi tion. A sluggish liver gives coated tongue, bad breath, constipated: bowels. Correct all these by (riving small laxative doses of Ayer's Pill. All vegetable, sugar-coated. An by J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell. Xmm. Also Bunniaoroifln 01 ers nm vigor. AGUE CURE. CHERRY PECTORAL. Against a Cat-Astrophe. Frank R. Stockton's "Reformed Pirate" had a harmless and absorbing . occupation. ' To keep himself "out ; of mischief, he had taken ' to knitting tidies. M. A. P. says that among the classes held at the East End of Lon don for the instruction of the poor was one devoted to ambulance work. One day a woman came to say that her husband had been drinking Immod erately, and to beg that something : might be done for him. A clergyman I sought him out, persuaded him to be I come a member of the club, and put ; bim into the ambulance class. ! In a short time the man became earnest in the work, and was a regu lar attendant. "How is your man doing now?" asked the clergyman, the next time he met the wife. "He never goes to the pnb, sir." said she. proudly. "He spends his evenings at home, bandaging the cat' - A Very Hard Slap. "I am really and sincerely proud of the common people," said Mr. Pompns. "I am fond of the plain, everyday fel low who can never hope to be great. Call it Quixotism, if you wish " "Oh, I wouldn't say that," interrupt ed Pepprey, "I'd call it egotism." Philadelphia Press. QREGONfflfijMpURIFER TESTED AND TRUE GUARANTEED NOWI Is the time to USE IT. Information Wanted. "Say,- pa," queried the Councilman's small son, "is it true. that George Wash ington never told a lie?" "I have no reason to doubt it, my on,", answered the local statesman. "Then," continued the little fellow, "how did he manage to get such a pull in politics T To Break In New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. It cures hot. sweating, aching, swollen feet. Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FEES. Address Alien a. uimiiea, l Koy, M. i. Hated to Do It, During the last congressional cam paign the candidates for the honor of representing a certain East Tennessee district, says the Washington Post, gathered to meet the voters' at a coun try courthouse. There was a rough-looking old moun taineer in the audience. He looked over the aspirants on --the platform with a critical eye. One of them had done him several favors, and he felt in duty bound to vote for him. "Not a very promising lot, are they?" he remarked in an audible whisper to a man three seats away. "Them's only the kind we used to run for constable when I was a boy, Thars my candidate that yaller- headed chap, third from this eend. I've got to vote for him, but I'd give ten dollars if I hadn't seen him first." For bronchial tronMes try Piso's Cure for Consumption. It is a good cough medicine, ai aruggixis, price cents. It is literally true that a new broom sweeps clean. If a new broom is exam ined, the ends of the straws will be found to be straight - and the brush square. After it has been used a while the ends split and become sharp, and the shape of the brush becomes irregular. To renew the youth of the broom dip in hot soapsuds and trim the softened straws to the proper shape. United States Great Wealth. . The world transacts its business, ac cording to the annual report of the di rector of the United States mint, on a stock of gold money amounting to $5, 600,000,000. Of that total, the United States possesses $1,300,000,000. That means that in this republic, with about one-twentieth of the population of the world, we have almost one-quarter of all the gold money there is. Btatk op Ohio, City or Toledo, 1 "Lucas County. I Frank J. Chenky makes oath that lie Is senior partner of the firm ot F. J. Cheney fc Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, Coun ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by me use ot malls uatabbh uijbb. FRAKK J. CBENET. Sworn to before me and subscribed in m presence, this 6th day of December, A. D., II A. W. GLEASON. . .. - - Notary Public. - ; 1 oooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces oi tne system, send lor testimonials, iree. P. J. CHENEY Si CO., ToledoK0. Sold by Druggists, 75c Hall's Family Pills are the beat. Strenuous Opposition Oldun What a terrible cyclone wi had last night! Newpop Did we? Oldun Good heavens, man, didn you hear it? Newpop No; our baby is cutting teeth. A Marvel of Relief St Jacobs Oil Safe and sura tor Lumbago and - Sciatica It Is the specific virtue of penetration In this remedy that carries it right to the pain spot and effects a prompt cure. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO t-3JMlkgWII:lJ.l:g1 Tfd CUBES WHERE ALL ELSE f All. EJ jug Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Cat frf IV! In time. Sold by druggists. 11 rfijici.i.';i,iJE Sj. If others will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Byrup the best remedy to nse for their children auxins tne teeming penoa. ldzards that Walk on Two Feet. . Lizards of several sorts can walk and run easily bn their hind legs. The Australian water lizard, which is three or four feet in length, keeps quite erect when traversing long distances on' land. It is found in the neighborhood of river banks and passes much of its time in shallow water. . The frilled lizard of Queensland-also travels . on its hind legs on level ground,' keeping the frill folded while running. When attacked it expands this fold of skin, which stands out like a ruff at right angles round the neck, giving it a formidable aspect, so that dogs that attack and kill larger liz ards will often retreat before a frilled lizard at bay. There is also a tree lizard in Aus tralia that moves' in a similar way. All these species walk on all fours when merely moving about or going short distances. The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa ture oi iuas. xx. r leicuer, ana nag oeen maae under his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one : to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger the health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is C ASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Jfareotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. . It cures Diarrhoea and. "Wind Colie. I relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Sears the Signature of S7 In Use For Over 30 Years. v es"Tua oommuv. tt Murray ernicr. Hew tosk orrr. . Jess Did yon see the ring Jack gave May? Bess Yes, two years ago. Briggs DldWimpleton marry a girl with a million? Griggs No, he mar ried a million with a girl. Bill Did you hav your head shin gled when you were a lad? Jill Ho, not my head. Yonkers Statesman. . I have just spent two weeks at a summer resort" "Sorry, old chap, but I can't .lend you any money to-day." Waiter Boast beef or cured ham, sir? "Bring me some beef. The last cured bam I ordered here was only convalescent." ? He I suppose Miss de Millions mar ried that poor . young artist because she loved him. She No; because her dearest friend loved him. Amateur Sportsman I say, did I hit anything that time Gamekeeper I think not, sir. There warn't nothing in sight but the birds, sir: Judge. The Lawyer H'm! What makes you think you wish to study to become lawyer? The Applicant Well, me folks object to me beln' a burglar. Judge. Man Overboard Help, help! Stran ger Phuy don't yez swim? "I don't know how." "Begorry, ye've got an illgant chance to learn." New York Weekly. Her suggestion: He You know. darling, we cannot live on cheese and kisses. She Then why not leave the nasty old cheese out? Lippincott's Magazine. Firemen rush Into a house In re sponse to an, alarm of fire are met by a small boy. Ralph Say, if the house bums down, don't save my flan nels 'cause they scratch me. Life. Lena Fred didn't blow his brains out because you Jilted him the other night; he came and prposed to me. Maud Did be? Then he must have got rid of them in some other way! Mr. Skinflint The paper says skirts are to bewora longer than ever! Mrs. Skinflint Well, yon needn't be tig- gerin' en me wearin' mine any longer. I've worn it five years -this fall al ready. Some one asked Lincoln how long a man's legs should be. He replied be had not given the subject any thought, but should say they should be long enough to reach from his body to the ground. . "You kin help de cause of honesty a heap," said Uncle Eben, "by preach- in' about it, but you kin help it a heap mo' by not' danglin' roas' chicken tin der a hungry man's nose." Washing ton Star. - "Billings' wife is a most accomplish ed woman," remarked the man who sneers. "Indeed!" "Yes; she under- stands five languages and knows how to keep quiet in all of them." Wash ington Star. Is your friend a good shot?" "Yes, answered the sportsman after some hesitation. "He never hits any game, but then he never hits any of the peo ple in his hunting party, either." Washington Star. Medium I can tell yon about burled treasure. Patron Please don't! My husband is always tooting that in my ears. Medium Does he know anything about a buried treasure Patron Yes; his first wife. Tit-Bits, You sayhe has a visionary and im practical nature? "Yes." answered the girl who is employed in the postoffice: 'he Is one of .those people who write Rush' on an envelope instead of put ting on a special delivery stamp." Washington Star. The trouble," said the dentist, as he probed away at the aching molar with along, slender intrument, "is evi dently due to a dying nerve." "Well,' groaned the victim, "it's up to you to treat the dying with a little more re spect" Chicago News. Young Man Say, you er remem ber the engagement ring I bought of you yesterday? Jeweler Yes. Wha' wrong with it? Young Man Nothing but there's something wrong with the eirl. Would you mind taking it back and giving me collar buttons for It? Mrs. Mulgrew Are ye goin' to sind yer boy Tommy back to school this week? , Mrs. O Dooley No, Indatl Me ambition Is to make an aldherman of him phwin he grows up, an' if he got too much eddicafion he'd be shpoiled for the position lntolrely. Tit-Bits. "What are you doing here?" said the woman to the tramp, who had got over the wall just In time to escaped the bulldog. "Madam," he said, with dignity, "I did Intend to request some thing to eat but all I ask now Is that in the interests of humanity, you'll feed that dog." A demonstration: Jim Dora's father Is an awful fresh-air. crank. Dick How do you know? Jim- He turned me right out of the house into the cold air the other evening, and told me that it would be a good deal better for my .health to stay there! Detroit Free Press. - . Mr. Lionel Brough tells a story of Douglas Jerrold which is not too well known. The wit and a friend were discussing a mutual acquaintance notable for his want of cleanliness. "How comes if asked the friend, "that So-and-So always has such dirty hands?" "I expect" said Jerrold, "it is owingr to his habit of running them over his facel" " A Disappointing Occasion " H6w was the lecture?"! demanded Mrs. Sawin, with the impatience of one who had been denied "a coveted pleas ure, as Mr. Sawin stooped to remove bis overshoes before entering the sit ting room. "My cold's a sight better. believe I might have gone 's well as not" I guess yon did well to remain at home," said her husband, as he seated himself before the stove, "as far forth as the lecture was concerned. The en tertainment opened with a selection, by the band, then prayer by the Congre gational minister, then the band again, then a song by the Methodist minis ter, accompanied by his wife at the cabinet organ, and then the lecture; after that the band once more, and then the benediction bythe Episcopal minister. Well, what about the lecture?" asked Mrs. Sawin. "I can hear min isters any day." 'The lecture was on Scotland," said Mr. Sawin, slowly. "I never felt much drawed to Scotland, and I guess after to-night I shall give up all thoughts of ever going there. Folks that haven't got any more idea of the English lan guage after all these years need-a missionary," but I don't feel any call to be one. And as for their houses, there wasn't one single good two-story frame building in all the stereopties that man throwed on the sheet If it hadn't been for tbe band, f should almost have felt I'd wasted my 15 cents' ad mission." QUEEN OF ACTRESSES PRAISES PE-RU-NA 'Very Awkward. Mrs. Norton came home from a eall one day in such a disturbed condition Ihat HTwas evident tears were not far in the background. She lost no time in beginning her explanation. "John," she said to her husband, "I am so mortified I don t know wnat to do." "What Is the matter, my dear?" asked Mr. Norton. "I have been calling on Mrs. Pev- erill. You know her husband, Major Peverill?" "Yes." "Well, I have Just learned to-day, to my horror, that 'Major Isn't his title at all. 'Major Is his first name." "Why, certainly. I've always known that. What is there so mortifying about that?" . . "Nothing," said Mrs. Norton, with a groan, "only that I ve been calling him 'Major every time I've met him for the last six months!" ' PWWWWWWPIPRWWWMii i -jl r.' MISS JULIA MARLOWE Heartily Approves of Peruna for tbe Nerves. Thoae Loving Girls. Bdyth Was Charlie cool and collect ed when he proposed to yon? . ' Mayme ro; he was awfully rattled. Edyth Well, I always thought he had screw loose somewhere. In a recent letter to The Peruna" Medicine Co., .Miss Julia Marlowe, of New York City', writes the following: "I am glad to write my endorsement : of the great remedy, Peruna, as a nerve : tonic I do so most heartily." Julia ' Marlowe. ? Nervousness is very common among women. This condition is due to anemic nerve centers. The nerve cen ters are the reservoirs of nervous vitality These centers become bloodless for want of proper nutrition. This is especially true in the spring season. Every Bpring a host of invalids are produced as the direct result of weak nerves. This can be easily obviated by using Peruna. Peruna strikes at the root of the difficulty by correcting the diges tion. Digestion furnishes nutrition for the nerve centers. Properly digested food furnishes these reservoirs of life with vitality which leads to strong, steady nerves and thus nurishes life. Peruna is in great favor among wo men, especially those who have voca tions that are trying to the nerves. Buy a bottle of Peruna today. If you : do not receive all the benefits froht Pc- : run a that you expected, write to Dr. S. ; B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio. Silver Service. "Hey!" shouted the rich man, peer ing cautiously over the stairway, "I want you." ' "Well." chuckled the burglar, reach- GOOD BLOOD TELLS ITS OWN STORY And tells it eloquently in the bright eye, the supple, elastic movement, the smooth, soft skin, glowing with health, a body sound and well, an active brain, good appetite and digestion, refreshing sleep, energy to per form the duties and capacity to enjoy the pleasures of life. The blood is the most vital Dart of the hod v every organ, muscle, tissue, nerve, sinew and bone is dependent on it for nourishment and strength, and as it circulates through the system, pure and strong, it furnishes to these different parts all the healthful qualities nature intended. When, from any cause, the blood becomes impure or diseased, it tells a different story, quite as forceful in its way. Itching, burning skin diseases, muddy, sallow complexions, disfiguring sores, boils, carbuncles, etc., show the presence, in the blood, of some foreign matter or poison. Rheumatism, Catarrh, Contagious Blood Poison and Scrofula, are effects of a deeply poisoned blood circulation. These may either be inherited or ac quired, but the seat of trouble is the same the blood. S. S. S., a purely vegetable blood remedy, cleanses and purifies the circulation and makes it strong and clean. Under its purifying and tonic ef fects fill rinifinnQ atlrl immiritjoe ,,11 fAM the blood, the general health is built up, all disfiguring eruptions and blem ishes disappear, the skin becomes soft and smooth and robust health blesses life. Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison and all dis eases of the blood are cored by a S. S. Book on the blood and any medical advice, free of charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. GA. Tested 8 True GUARANTEED Used and Sold Everywhere An Oversight. . : He wouldn't hire an architect his hard earned coin to waste; he knew he could a house erect quite suited to his ' taste. He did and now the neighbors find a cause to stop and grin; for, strange to say, it slipped his mind to put a chim ney in. - Swollen Veins, Sprains, Strains and Weak Joints Relieved and Cured with our Silk Elastic Stockings. Perfect Fit Guaranteed. Pine Stout Silk Silk Wristlets .75 11.00 Anklets 1.75 2.50 Knee Caps. 1.75 2.50 leggins ; 2.00 2.75 Garter Hose 2.50 8.50 Above Knee Hose,.. 6.00 6.00 We also manufacture all forms of Belts and Supporters. WOODARD, CLARKE & CO. 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