Corvallis gazette., March 10, 1905, Image 7

Spring , Medicine
I There is no other season when good
medicine is so much needed as in the
Spring.
The blood Is impure, weak and i
Impoverished, condition indicated
by pimples and other eruptions on the
face and body, by deficient vitality,
loss of appetite, lack of strength, and
want of animation.
Hood's SarsapariUa
and Piiis
Hake the blood pure, -vigorous and
rich, create appetite, gire vitality,
strength and animation, and cure
all eruptions. Have the whole family
begin to take them today.
" Hood's SarsapariUa has been used In
oar family for some time, and always with
good results. Last sprint I was an run
down and got a bottle of it, and as usual
received great benefit." Miss Bzu&AM
Botcx, Stowe, Vt.
' Hood's Sarsaparllla promise to
uro and keeps tho promise.
ODD FREAKS OF LIGHTNINQ.
Sometimes It Slakes Flashlight Photo-
graphs on Its Victim.
One of the fantastic tricks which
lightning plays upon its unfortunate
victims, is a kind of flashlight photog
raphy. There are numerous instances
f this which are more or less "authen
ticated," but they seem almost too
wonderful to be believed. One of these
Is of a young man In New Jersey who
was struck by lightning and was taken
In an ambulance to the hospital at
once. There seemed to be no wound
except a small mark on the back, but
while the doctors and nurses were ex
amining him a picture began to devel
op on the skin. Soon before the won
dering eyes of the watchers appeared
a perfect picture of Christ nailed to
the cross. The explanation is that on
the wall opposite the bed on which the
. young man lay was the picture which
was reproduced on his skin. -
Another instance la of a man who
was struck by lightning, and on his
chest were red marks, resembling the
tree, with all its branches, under which
the man was standing when he was
killed. From France comes the story
mt a peasant girl who was driving a
cow from the pasture when she was
overtaken by a storm, and she and the
cow took refuge under the tree. A bolt
f lightning killed the cow and stunned
the girl. When she recovered con-'
sciousness she found on her chest a
picture of the cow she had been driv
ing. .-.
The chatelaine of the castle of Bena
tonnalre was sitting in a chair in her
salon when the chateau was struck by
lightning. She was uninjured, but on
the back of her dress was found a per
fect copy of the chair on which she
had been sitting, down to its minutest
rnament These are a few of the
many strange pranks which lightning
plays upon us. Chicago Chronicle.
He Rides a Wheel.
"Look out for the man riding along
side a car on a bicycle," remarked
Central detail detective the other day.
"The street : car workers have a new
dodge, and the man on the bicycle Is
part of the game. He's the 'outside
man,' as it were.'
"A grafter gets on the car and the
car Is followed by the guy on the
wheel. When 'the goods' a watch or
scarfpln is taken by the fellow on the
car . he throws it to his pal on the
wheel, who gets away with it. If the
guy on the wheel sees trouble ahead on
the car he gets away, but not without
first getting the stuff from his partner
if he can.
"It's a slick game, and puzzled us
for a while, but we tumbled to it by
recognizing one of the crooks on a
wheel." Chicago Inter Ocean.
Self-love sometimes borrows the face
of honest seal, Hall. ,
Columbus, Ohio, May 19, 1903.
Some four years ago I was suffering
from impure blood and a general run
down condition of the system. I had no
appetite, was losing flesh, and had an all-
one tired feeling that made me misera
le. I began the use of S . S. S., and
after taking seven or eight bottles my skin
was cleared of ail eruptions and took on a
ruddy, healthy glow that assured me that
tny blood had been restored to its nor
mal, healthy condition. My appetite was
restored, as I could eat anything: cut be-
Afore me, and as I regained my appetite
' I increased in -weight, and that ' tired feel
ing" which worried me so much disap-
peared, and I was once again my old self.
I heartily recommend S. S. S. as the
' best blood trarificr and tonic made, and
strongly advise its use to all those in need
ot suca medicine. victor Stubbins.
Cor. Bsxthman and Washington Avea.
Wheeling. W. V.. Mav 28. loot.
My system was run down and my joints
. ached and pained me considerably. I had
used S. S. S. before and knew what it
was, so I purchased a bottle of it and have
taken several Dottles ana the aches and
cams are gone, my blood has been cl eas
ed and my general health built up. lean
a St. - 1.1 1 :c , . . . .
: ci ny w &L m a wum turner snu tome.
1533 Alarfcet bt, John C Stxxx.
If you have any
symptoms of dis
ordered blood
write us and our
physicians will
advise von free.
. Our book oa
blood and ski a
diseases sent free.
-.The Swift SoeciSo Comoaav. Atiaiita. Gaw
iiiOl
Grumbling Customer What's the
reason you raise the price of your coal
every month? Dealer Well, we find
the people keep on paying It Chicago
Tribune. ,
Don't be ashamed of work," , said
uncle Eben. "Sometimes de man wit
de wheelbarrow ain' got nigh as much
trouble as de man wlf de automobile.'
Washington Star.
1 "It is difficult for people to get what
they really deserve in this life." "It
is difficult' for some of us," answered
Miss Cayenne; "others have to dodge."
Washington Star,
Spellbinder1 I've nailed seventeen
different lies during this campaign.
Voice from Audience Have you got a
union carpenter's card, cull? Louis
ville Courier Journal.
"They've added another man -to the
force working on the new postofflee
building." "Is that so?" "Yes. one
of the boys employed became of age
yesterday. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
"Money doesn't make the man," said
the , high-browed and haughty youth.
"No," answered Senator Sorghum, "it
doesn't make the man, but sometimes
It makes the candidate." Washington
Star. V SV
Wanted a Circus: The Child Are
you the trained nurse mamma said was
coming? The Nurse Yes, dear; I'm
the trained nurse. The Child Let's
see some of your tricks. Brooklyn
Life. ' .
Bride George, dear, when we reach
our destination let us try to avoid giv
ing the impression that we are newly
married. George AH right. Maud;
you- can. carry this suit case. New
Yorker. .
I wonder why they call these apart
ments flats?' That doesn't mean any
thing.' "No, perhaps the man who
first Invented them happened to look
at the building plan sidewlse." Phila
delphia Press.
Another Victim
Newsboy-Great
mystery! Fifty victims!
Purchaser-
Here! I say!
There's nothing In your
paper! Newsboy
-That's the mystery,
gnv'nor. You!re the fifty-first victim.
Illustrated Bits.
"She must be a very -brilliant ; wom-
an, iw i near uiav bi wyr.
. t i ai i 1
that worth remembering. inaeea
she does.- .She teaches the multiplies-
tlon table in the primary --
Cleveland Leader.
Pat s Trouble: An Irishman came to
a doctor complaining that ne naat
nnlw Art Ilia tuxnf ' "At h thlm Mr I
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Llppineotrs Magazine.
Why did the congregation hurry
out so suddenly after the benediction?"
"The sexton makes them leave their
umbrellas in the vestibule, and those
who get Out late haven't much of a
cholee."' Cleveland Plain Dealer.
She Was Worried: The Minister
My dear, madam, let this thought con
sole "yon for your husband's death. Re
member that other and better men
than he have gone the same way.
Bereaved Widow They haven't all
gone, have they? Tit-Bits.
Just Avoiding a Cuss Word: Grayce
War! War! War! Gladys What on
earth are you hollering "war" about?
Grayce I just struck my thumb with
the hammer " Gladys Well, ' what's
war got to do with it? Grayce Don't
you know what war is? Louisville
Courier-Journal. ,
She Meant Well: "Now, Tommy,"
said Mrs. Bull, "I want you to be good
while I'm out" "I'll be good for a
nickel," replied Tommy. "Tommy,"
said she, "I want you to remember
that yon cannot be a son of mine un
less yon are good for nothing." Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
Dentist (who has pulled the wrong
tooth) I see how I made the mistake.
I counted the molars from the back
instead of the front. You don't seem
to have cut your wisdom teeth yet,
young man. .Groaning Patient That's
evident from the choice I made of a
dentist! Chicago Tribune.
Directions for Use. The Inventor ot
a new feeding bottle for infants sent
out the following among his directions
for using: "When the baby is done
drinking it must be unscrewed and laid
in a cool place under the hydrant II
the baby does not thrive on fresh milk
It should be boiled." Collier's Weekly.
Mark Twain's First Money.
While traveling recently Mark
Twain was asked by a friend and fel
low passenger if he remembered the
first money he had ever earned. .
"Yes," answered Mr. Clemens, puff
ing meditatively on his cigar. "1 have
a distinct recollection of it When 1
was a youngster I attended school at
a place where the use of the birch rod
was not an unusual event ' It was
against the rules to mark the desks iu
any manner, the penalty being a fine
of $5 or public chastisement ,
"Happening to violate the rule On
one occasion I was offered the alterna
tive. I told my father, and as no
seemed to think It would be too bad
for me to be publicly punished, he
gave me the $5. At that period of my
existence $5 was a large sum, while
a whipping was of little consequence,
and so"r here Mr. Clemen reflectively
knocked the ashes from his cigar
"well," he finally added, "that Was
how I earned my first $5." Baltimore
Herald. " - r
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ers
We know what all good doc
tors think of Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral. Ask your own doc
tor and find out. He will tell
Cherry
Sectoral
vou how it auiets the tickling
throat, heals the inflamed
lungs, and controls tne
hardest of coughs.
" Ayer's Cherry Pectoral to well "", ,n
ear family. We think It Is the best medicine
In the world for count end colds." -
Me., 30c... 81.00.
J.O.ATBBOO.
ah ernggmi.
for
Lowell
Km
Hard Coughs
Om af Avar's Pills at bedtime wil
hasten recovery. Cently laxative,
Speechless.
Two workmen were engaged in dig
ging a well when suddenly a portion
of the earth gave way, falling on and
knocking down one of tue men. His
companion called to him and listened
anxiously for a reply. ; " '?
"Pat, speak, man!" cried, Mike again
from above. "Are ye dead?"
"No, Mike," came: the answer, with
a. groan. "I'm not dead, but 1 m
spachless." ""
Without more ado Mike set off for
help as fast as his legs could carry
him. Thumping loudly on the door of
Pat's kinfolk, he summoned help, ex
plaining that Pat had been knocked
'spachless" and was buried by ' the
earth in the well. '
"Who told ye so?" was the unex
pected matter of fact inquiry.
"He told me himself," retorted Mike,
indignant at' his word being doubted,
'and, begorra, woman, if ye don't be
lieve me come and ask him, and he'll
tell ye it's the truth I'm speaking!"
London Tatler.
Millions In Oats.
Salzer's New National Oats Yielded in
Mich., 240 hu in Mo 255 bu, inN. D
to 300 bu. ner acre. Now this Oat if sen-
erally grown in 1905, will add millions of
bushels to the yield and millions ot dol
lars 10 tue iai ixiei m punsv;
Homebuflder Yellow Dent Corn raws
jj-e a wcea and yields.from 167""to 260
bushels and more per acre! It's the big-
Z BarW. M
roni Wheat. Pe Oat. Billion Dollar Grass
and Earliest Cane are money makers for
vmi rvi v n wrrtsvr
-V "JST SE?H T
m stahrbs to John A. Salzef Seed Co.. La
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Shopping Troubles.
"To-morrow is my wife's birthday
and I want to buy a present that will
tickle her."
' "Wi have a nice line of feather
boas."
"No, no. I mean something that
would make a hit with her."
"Anything In hammers?"
"You misunderstand." ' -
"I want something striking that n
"Ah, you wish a clock."
"That's all." Cleveland Plain Deal
er.
For Cupboard Corner
! St. Jacobs Oil
Straight. Strang, sure, Is the best -hoasenoia
remedy for - .
! Rheumatism
Neuralgia Sprains
Z,umbatjo Bruises .
BacRache Soreness
Sciatica Stiffness
Priest,. 25o. ssnd 50c.
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WHEN FORKS WERES NEW."
Hew Their Use Impressed a. Lady the
First Time She Saw Them. -
A lady who saw forks used for the
first time at a dinner of Henry III. of
France records her "impressions" of
the occasion. Henry had in 1547 been
tendered a magnificent reception in.
Venice. At this entertainment forks
were used. The royal guest observed
them with much interest and immedi
ately Introduced them to the French
court. -
It seems from the account of the
lady, who had never used them be
fore, that some others were in the same
predicament. She writes:
'They never touched the meat with
their fingers, but with forks, which
tney carried to their mouths, bending
their necks and bodies over their
plates.
"There were several salads. These
they ate with forks, for It is not con
sidered proper to touch the food with
the fingers. However difficult it may
be to manage It, it is thought better
to put the little forked instrument in
the mouth than the fingers.
The artichokes, asparagus, peas and
beans were brought. It was a pleasure
to watch them try to eat these with
their forks, for some, who were less
aaroit than the others, dropped as
many on their plates and on the way
to the mouth as they were able to get
to their mouths.
-"Afterward a great silver basin and
pitcher of water were brought, and
the guests washed their hands, though
It seems as if there would not be much
scent of meat and grease on them, for
they had touched their food only with
those forked instruments."
You Can Qet Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen S. Olmsted. Le Eov.N. Y.. for a
free sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching; feet. It makes
aevr or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns, lngrowingnaiis ana onmons.- Aiiamg-
gisti sen it. zsc uon-t accept any suDsuiuie.
An Ex planation.
'Look!" exclaimed a lady to her com
panion at the matinee, "there is Mrs.
Oldine in that box. Her hair is jet
black now, but I'm positive it was
streaked with gray the last time I saw
her."
"Very true, dear," replied the other,
but you know her only brother died
three months ago." -
'What has that got to do with the
color of her hair?" asked the first
speaker, : v : ; '
'Why, don't you understand?" re
joined her friend. "She's in mourn
ing." "
$100 Reward, $100.
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in au its
stages, and that Is Catarrn. uaira catarrn
Care is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being; a constitu
tional aisesse, requires s consuiuuonu treat
ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure n taken Internally,
acting directly upon the blood ana mucous
lurfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength bv building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
lor any case tnat it iaus to cure, sena lor ust
of testimonials. . .
Address. F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, O.
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A Sots Answer.
Mrs. Newcomer Good moraine!
Is
this Mrs. Teachem'a private school?
Mrs. Blinks (hotly) Indeed it isn't.
This is a private house, and these are
my own children. -
Mrs. Newcomer (hastily) I thought
it must be a school, because the children
looked so cultivated, and educated, and
scholarly, and and refined, you know.
Mrs. Blinks (genially) Oh, yes, of
course. (Jome in snd sit down. J.uey,
call in your six brothers and fire sisters,
and introduce them to the lady,, while I
get ready to go around with her and
show her where Mrs. Teachem s school
is." . -i :, -
Piso's Cure is a good cough nedicine.
It has cured coujrhs and colds for forty
years. ( At druggists, 25 cents.
A Well-Known Fact
MagistrateWhat have you to say
to the charge of being drunk and disor
derly last night? - ,
Prisoner You know, yr honor, that
w'en a man is drunk, he thinks he's
sober, and it's the other people is drunk.
Magistrate Un yes, I have heard
so. .
Prisoner That's hew it was, y'r hon
or. Th' perliceman was drunk.
Mothers will find Mrs. WlniloWS Soothing
Byrup tne nest remedy to use lor tnau eauoren
aunng tne teeuung perioa.
Hard on Them.
Hicks Isn't it awful the way Dum
ley brags of his ancestors?
Wicks Yes, it excites my sincere
pity.
Hicks Pity? Nonsense, the chump
doesn't deserve any pity! .:
Wicks Oh, I don't pity him, but his
ancestors. Catholic Standard and
Times. .
fMTA Permanently Cored. l?o fits or nervousness
rl IV after firstday'suseofDr.Kllne'sUreatNerve
restorer. Bend ror Free s)x trial Dome and treatise.
Dr. K. H. -Kline, Ltd., 831 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
Csar and Snltan. i :
What Sultan of Turkey has ever
cpmmanded the suppression of the lan
guage and history of a vassal state?
What Sultan has prohibited the edu
cation of a section of his subjects?
What Sultan has restricted the bene
fits of medical, science and closed his
sanitariums and watering places to
section of his subjects? What Sultan
has ordered; the massacre of his own
subjects without provocation? : What
Sultan has tortured children to convert
them to his faith, making them kneel
upon; sacks of 'shot for eighteen hours
a day until they embraced Moham
medanism, and. caused those who
would not , be converted to be knouted
to death between the ranks of his sol
diers? Russia as It Really Is. '
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rum-ant eed to. gtve pstireHilts. Ask dealer, or we wiH send post said at 10c a aackasc Wrtta for free booklet how to dye.
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Worms .Convulsions Jeverish
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ATy Naftonal Oafs
Grfratwst oat of the eentnry. j
VL(V- Yielded In Ohio 18J. in Mi oh. IT
Tl 1. In Mo. 255, and In N.Dakota If
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lit Vou can beat that record in 1S0S. II
" f For 10c and this notice I '
I I we mail yoa free lots of farm seed i
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n' I lng all about this oat wonder and fl
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W. L. DOUGLAS
E 3 m&ZM SHOES &
"W. T. Ionglaa S3.i0 shoes are the s;reatt sellers la the
'world because of their excellent style, eiuy fitting und snre
rior weaaxi-nK qualities. TheV are Jiutt as bskm! us those that
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W. louslas S3.J.O shoes cost more to matte, hold their
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an tees their value by ttaapinff his name and pries on te
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Chat, L. farrelt, Asst. Cashier The CujAlal National Bank ludianapolu, 2nd.
Boya vear W. I. Dong-laa $2.50 and $2.00 &233 becaasa thsy fit
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This wonderful Chi
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