Corvallis gazette. (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, August 05, 1904, Page 7, Image 7

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    Get Rid
of Scrofula
Bunches, eruptions. Inflammations, sore
ness of the eyelids and ears, diseases of the
bones, rickets, dyspepsia, catarrh, wasting,
are only some of the troubles It causes.
It Is a rery active evil, making havoc of
the whole system.
Hood'sSarsaparilla
Eradicates it. cores all Its manifestations,
and builds up the whole system.
Accept no substitute.
"Wanted to bo in Time.
Friend There is a new cure for your
disease discovered by a noted European
scientist. All the papers are talking
about it.
, Patient My gracious! Get me some
at once. Don't lose a day; don't lose an
hour; don't lose a moment!
"Certainly. But, my dear friend, your
disease is not dangerous. Why so much
hurry?"
"There Is not an instant to waste.
These new cures always stop curing after
they have been tried a few weeks."
The Hero's Plea.
"Brave youth!" exclaimed the father
of the girl who had been rescued from
a watery grave, "how can I repay
you? How can I show my gratitude?"
"Oh. If yon only will please let me
off," replied the young man.
"Let you off? How do you mean?"
"Don't insist upon the usual conse
quences; I'm engaged to another girL"
Arriving at a Verdict.
Kushequa, Pa., Aug. 1. (Special)
In this section oi Pennsylvania there
is a growing belief that for such Kid
ney Diseases as Rheumatism and Lame
Back there is only one euie cure and
that is Dodd's Kidney Pills. This be
lief grows from such cases as that of
Mrs. M. L. Davison of this place. She
tells the story herself as follows:
"I have suffered from Rheumatism
for thirty years and find that Dodd's
Kidney Pills have done me more good
thn any medicine I have ever taken.
I waa also tothered with Lame Back
and I can only say that my back hasn't
bothered me since I took Doud's Kid
ney Pills."
Considering that Mrs. Davison only
took two boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills,
the result would be considered wonder
ful were it not that others are reporting
similar results -daily. Kushequa is fast
arriving at a verdict that "Dodd's Kid
ney Pills are the one sure cure for
Rheumatism."
Information Wanted.
Bachelor Brother Is that baby in the
fowl or animal class?
Young Mother1 What do you mean?
Bachelor Why, he crows one minute
and bellows the next. Chicago News.
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
V. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him
nArfantlv honorable in all business transac
tions and financially able to carry out any ob
ligations made by their nrm.
Wsst & Tboax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O,
Wiuimq, Kinnam & Marvin, V holesale Drug-
t. Tnliuln ft
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the Diooa ana mucous sur
faces of the svBtem. Price 75c. per bottle.
Bold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
Hairs Family Pills are the best.
The Hon. Andrew D. White's enter
taining recollections of his life as t
member of the American legation at
St. Petersburg during the Crimean war
will be continued in the August Cen
tury, the Afidsummer Holiday Number
These chapters will include, besides
much other matter, of timely interest,
personal memoirs of Nicholas I and
Alexander II of Russia. Later foreign
eervices of Mr. White include his work
as a United States commissioner to
Santo Domingo and to the Paris expo
sition; as United States minister to
Germany, 1879-81, and to Rusisa again
in 1892-94; as a member of the Vene
zuelan commission and of the Hague
reace commission, and as abmassador
to Germany in 1897.
IwKeelev LIPUOR-MORPHINE-TOBACCO
I lVrrX HINT PERMANENTLY CURED
W C FOR FULL PARTICULARS
MsiittnLtYINSTITUl
Incontestable Proof.
Insurance Agent What are the proofs
of vour husbands death, madam?
The Widow Well, he has been home
for the last three nights. Smart Set.
WANTED
200 MEN.
Wages 12.25 per day. Board 4.S0 per
week. 60 teams J2. 00 per day. Exten
sive irrigation construction. Perma
nent employment for good men and
teams.
Deschutes Irrigation and Power
worn party
BEND,
OREGON
BUY
PROM YOUR DEAmR
CBSES HtlE ALL ELSE f AILS.
Couch Syrup. Tastes Good. TJsa
la time. Boia rrr oranim
o fm "
"I've tried this physical culture busi
ness and there's nothing in it," assert
ed the man with the prominent cheek
bones. "I played It according to a
system. It was guaranteed to restore
the roseate bloom of youth, fill out all
hollow places. Impart a feeling of en
ergy to brain and body, induce re
freshing sleep and a fine appetite.
'I arose at 6 in the morning, as per
instructions from the waist up. That
Is, by means of the dorsal muscles I
elevated myself to a sitting posture In
bed. Then I lowered myself in the
game way, without any assistance
from the hands, you understand. I
did that eight or ten times. Then I
got up entirely, opened the window a
little wider and took in long drafts
of pure, fresh morning air.
"Then I proceeded to the bathroom
and took a cold plunge and rubbed my
self briskly with a harsh towel. That
done, I bent over and touched my
toes without bending my knees a few
times, then stood upright, and, with
my heels close together, twisted my
body to the right until I had a clear
and uninterrupted view of my left side
and then reversed the process. This
was repeated until I could nearly make
the circuit of myself on my own axis.
Still erect, . I next raised my hands
above my head, brought them down
extended with a backward tendency to
One passenger is killed for every
2.000,000 carried.
The modern locomotive costs from
$15,000 to $18,000.
There are seven miles of railroads
for each 100 of area.
The daily mileage of the trains of
thi3 country is 2,750.000.
Freight trains carry 1,250,000,000
tons of freight per year.
This country's traffic makes use of
37,000 passenger cars and 1,000,000 for
freight.
Uncle Sam's passenger rolling
stock would make a soim tram uw
miles long.
Twenty -three miles of American rail
roads in 1830 expanded to over 200,000
miles in 1904.
It would require the work of 25,000.-
000 teams to do the work now done
by the railroads.
Four hundred and sixty-four trains
enter and leave the New York Central
station every day.
In 1902 there were 8,583 persons
killed in this country by the railroads
and 64,662 injured.
During recent years the most active
center of railroad work has been the
Southern gulf States.
The country's locomotives number
41,000, of which 10,000 are equipped
for passenger service.
A thousand million miles are covered
by the various trains of this country
in the course of a year.
The life of the locomotive is becom
ing shorter because of the heavier
work which it is required to do.
The freight engines and cars en
gaged in the traffic of this country
would make a string 9,000 miles long.
It is thought that the Boise-Payette
project will add 42 per cent to the
value of farm property and 37 per cent
to the gross income from the farms of
Idaho.
The Irrigation development of the
Snake river valley, Idaho, has received
a set-back by the proposed construc
tion of a power plant, which will in
terfere with the Irrigation develop
ment. The total distance from St Peters
burg to Port Arthur by the Russian
Trans-Siberian Railway ana xne Rus
sian lines in Manchuria is 5,913 miles.
or practically twice the distance from
New York to San Francisco.
The German toy industry has shown
a steadily rising tendency for som
time. Reliable statistics of exports
were not kept prior to 1S96, but since
that date exports have risen from
282,000 to $13,566,000 per annum.
The sweetheart of a man at Col
mar, Prussia, died some time ago. He
was accepted subsequently by her sis
ter, who died, however, two days be
fore the wedding day. In a few weeks
he will wed the mother of his two for
mer sweethearts.
Citizens of Montana residing in the
valley of Milk river are gravely con
cerned over the proposed extensive dl
version of the waters of that stream in
Canada, and are importuning the gov
ernment to intervene in order that
their prior rights to the water may be
protected.
Most Americans have an idea that
rubber is a product like wheat or corn.
to be obtained from a given tree. The
Idea is quite erroneous. It has been
estimated that 1,000 different species
contain rubber, though commercial
quantities have been obtained from
only forty or fifty.
The amount of money annually re
ceived In Greece from Greek emigrants
to the United States Is assuming pro
Dortioa that have attracted ths at
a level with my shoulders, closed my
fists and tightened my muscles until
they vibrated. I did this a few times
and then got down on all. fours' and
raised and lowered my trunk I don't
mean the receptacle for my clothes, but
the upper part of my body. I aid uiis
for three or four minutes." The final
performance was to approach a sit
ting posture without actually touching
the floor and then straighten up. I
did that eight or ten times. Then I
dressed and went down to breakfast
"For breakfast I had tablets of uri
cooked wheat and a cup of cereal cof
fee. "At noon I 'had some more un
cooked wheat and muscular vibrations,
and I took muscular vibrations, un
cooked wheat and fresh air at night.
"Well, "it didn't work, that's all. The
exercises didn't make me feel ener
getic. They made me feel as if I
needed rest. The drafts of fresh air
were too drafty, and I got pleurisy
mixed up with the oxygen in my lungs.
I couldn't notice any bloom of youth on
my cheek. I got blue all over after the
cold bath, and as for sleep well, I
was too-blamed tired to sleep. My ap
petite also, was poor."
"How long did you keep it up?" in
quired his confidant.
"Three days," replied the physical
exerciser. "That was a-plenty for me."
Chicago Daily News.
tention of the Greek government, bank
ers and Dubllc. Greek officials esti-
mnta thnt over $1,930,501.93 thus
reached Greece during 1903.
During the last year the New York
street railroads and elevated took in a
billion 5-cent fares. This, according to
the New York World, is the first time
that the billion mark has been reached.
That means the payment of $50,000,
000 by the people of New York for the
services rendered by the local trans
portation companies.
HIS NAME IS FORGOTTEN.
Man Who Started Apple Culture in the
West Waa Something of a Vagabond.
The history of the apple in the
United States is almost contempora
neous with the settlement bf the coun
try. It is definitely known that the
first apple trees planted in America
were imported by the Dutch settle
ment at New York in 1614. Apple
trees were also known to have been
growing at Jamestown, Va., as early
as 1622. Until within the last half
century apples were grown almost
solely for elder-making, as is the case
to-day in France. As hard cider will
Droduce drunkenness and a horrible
katzenjammer, William Penn advised
his colonists in Pennsylvania to culti
vate indigenous fruits alone, as apples
were then used almost exclusively for
making cider or applejack.
Many of the orchards of the pioneers
of the middle west were grown from
seeds obtained in a peculiar way. Some
man whose name has been forgotten,
and who is remembered only by the
appellation of "Apple-Seed Johnny,"
traveled through the west and scatter
ed among the settlers untold quantities
of apple seeds. He gave them away
free of charge and he was given a
hearty welcome at every cabin door.
The -last decade or two has shown
wonderful development of the large
commercial apple orchards in the west
and the industry has now assumed
vast proportions. Apples, for instance,
are exported to England and many
foreign countries. Apple cores from
the big drying establishments are pur
chased by eastern buyers and shipped
to France to be used in the adultera
tion of wines and champagne. A large
part of this champagne and wine is
shipped back to America In wine casks
made at Poplar Bluff, Mo., In the
largest barrel factory In the world.
Developing an Old Land.
In the Holy Land the Sublime Porte
has purchased all the railway conces
sions of foreigners except the French
concession of the Beirut-Damascus
lines, which is under negotiation.
His majesty has method in his prog
ress. Me win gridiron an tne ioiy
Land with railways for his defenses,
but he will make the foreigners, the
tourists, pay the cost by inducing
travel in his domain.
So, too, American agricultural ma
chines, steam plows and threshers, mo
tor mills, etc., are allowed to enter
and crush out the last vestige of the
methods of Father Abraham, in order
that immense crops may enrich the
royal revenues. Tourists who do not
hasten will see mighty little of the
Holy Land as described in the books,
A Turkish sultan is in power who be
lieves in great guns, great railways.
exeat labor-saving machines, vast
crops and grand revenues for the royal
treasury. Four-Track News.
The Freeh Office Boy.
Bookkeeper Anything new at the
office to-day? I thought I heard a
row when I came in.
Private secretary That was . only
the boss firing the new office boy. He
sprung a new suit and he heard the
kid ask: me if I thought he got a ball
and bat with It Indianapolis News.
There Is a saying. Get Busy. It ap
plies to Idle, shiftless men. But there
should also be a saying, Get Lazy. It
would apply with force to some men
who work too much.
Doctor Holmes, being asked by a
young physician what sign to put on
bis door, replied: "The smallest fev
ers gratefully received."
Mrs. Smith My husband has been
enjoying very poor health of late.
Mrs. Brown How fortunate that he
can enjoy itl Very few people do.
A juryman being asked by the
judge if he ever read the papers, re
plied: "Yes, your honor; but if you'll
let me go this time, I'll never do so
any more." .
Patience See how yellow her hair
is; and it. used to be brown. Patrice
Yes; she's been using one of those
yellow journals to make curl papers.
Yonkers Statesman.
He had a play produced by an
amateur company the other night I
believe. Who was the hero of it do
you know?" "I was one. I sat
through it" Philadelphia Ledger.
A little Maine girl came to her
mother one morning and said: "Mam
ma, I don't feel very well." "Well,
that's too bad," said mamma; "where
do you feel the worst?" "In school,"
was the prompt reply.
"An elephant must be a pretty ex
pensive animal." "Yes, I wish I had
enough money to buy one." "What
do you want with an elephant?" , "I
don't I merely expressed a wish for
the money." Philadelphia Press.
She (angrily) Sir, I understand you
said I had a face that would stop a
clock. He (calmly) So I did. Any
well-regulated clock would pause and
hold up its hands in admiration at
sight of your lovely face. St Louis
Star. .
Husband (who had been out West
on business, and left his wife some
blank checks) Mary, I find you have
considerably overdrawn at the bank.
Mary Nonsense, John, how can that
be? I've two of those blank checks
left yet
Mrs. Jenks Are you perfectly sat
isfied with your new dress? Mrs.
Speitz Yes, indeed. The man I love
best thinks it's beautiful, and the
woman I love least has pretended to
turn up her nose at it. Philadelphia
Ledger.
A cowardly fellow, having kicked a
newsboy for pestering him to buy an
evening newspaper, the lad waited till
another boy accosted the "gentleman,"
and then shouted In the hearing bf the
bystanders: "It's no use to try him,
Jim, he can't read."
"Sometimes," said the poet, "I am
almost afraid that I take myself too
seriously," "Oh, well, never mind,"
replied his kind-hearted friend.
"there's no harm done if you do.
Everybody else regards you as a
joke." Chicago Record-Herald.
Here is a peculiar advertisement
which recently appeared in a Brisbane
paper: "Permanent. Wanted, a man
to look after one horse and a tew
cows and pigs. One who can impart
the rudiments of French, singing and
the piano to children preferred."
"I'd like to have your check- for that
little midnight supper 1 served at
your house last monm, sam uie
caterer. "You'll have to wait until l
get the doctor's bill for curing me of
indi creation." replied the victim. "That
comes off your bill." Philadelphia
Press.
'I know what you've come here
for." said little Willie; "you're going
to ask my sister to be your wife,
"Oh! Whv do vou think so?" "'Cause
I heard her tellin' ma she was goin'
to git you in a corner to-night and
make vou say it" Chicago Record-
Herald.
Moose Meadow Sheriff Yes, that's
Spike Moran, alias Big Eddy, alias
Jim Thornton, alias Kid McDuff. He's
a burglar. Stranger But why do you
let him live here? Sheriff Jest to fat
rm the census. We put him in the
"f -
directory under each name, you see.
Judge.
"Don't be too quick to strike an
other, my boy," said the kindly old
man. who had interrupted the fight;
"always count ten before you do it,
and then " "Yeh," replied the
boy, contemptuously, "an' den it'll be
dfi referee darll be countin' ten on
you." Philadelphia Press..
Jennie's mother was expecting com
pany but just before train time t
tplperam arrived which read: "Missed
train. Will start at same time to
morrow." Jennie rushed home from
school expecting to see the guest but
tnctoari was shown the message. Aft
er reading it laboriously and careffll-
ly through, she exclaimed: "Why
mamma, if she starts at the same time
to-morrow, she will miss the train
again."
Stage Fright and. Self-Consciousness
Stage fright Is an intense form of
self-consciousness, but the man who is
incapable of stage fright lacks the sen
sitive temperament to achieve great
power as an artist. The man who
overcomes stage fright by getting out
of his own way, and by letting the
character he Is playing, or the music
be is interpreting work through him
as a clear, . unselfish channel, receives
new power for his work in the pro
portion that he shuns his own interfere
ing selfishness. Leslie s Monthly.
Learning to Listen.
Learn how to listen and you will
profit even from tnose who talk badly,
Plutarch.
Don't try cheap cough medi
cines. Get the bestjAyer's
Cherry Pectoral, what a
record it has, sixty years of
Cherry
Pectoral
cures! Ask your doctor if
he doesn't use it for coughs,
colds, bronchitis, and all
throat and lung troubles.
' " I have fonnd that Avert Chnrry Pectoral
is the best medicine I can prescribe for bron
chitis, influenza, couirhs. and hard colds."
M. LODKMAN, M.I.. Ithaca. N. T.
2Sc.,S0e.,fl.00.
All druggists.
J. O. ATIR CO.,
for
l,owcII, Mass,
Bronchitis
Correct any tendency to constipa
tion with small doses of Ayer's Pills.
Thoughtful Husband.
"You asked me to bring you some pin
money this morning, my dear," said the
young husband.
- "Yes," she replied," with an air of ex
pectancy. "Well," he continued, "I thought I
might as well save you a trip down town,
so I brought you a paper of pins in
stead." ,
K'A Permanently unrea. wo nts or nervousness;
O after firstday'snseofDr.Kllne'BGreatNerve
torer. Send for Free S2 trialbottleand treatise.
Dr. B. H. Kline. Ltd.. 8 Arch St. Philadelphia. Pfc
Does it pay to make the most of all
the powers that God has given you by
bringing superb health and vitality to
your aid in developing them?
Piso's Cure fs a remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents,
at druggists.
What Man Wanta.
A club woman is all right in a club.
but what the ordinary man wants is
a housekeeper in a house
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
curing the teething penou..
After repeated failures by the United
States government to erect a lighthouse
and fog signal on Outer Diamond shoals,
off Cape Hatteras, Capt. A. P. Eells of
Boston will make the attempt, assuming
all expenses.
The Kind You Have Alwavs
ture of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under his
personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Just-as-g'ood" are but Experiments, and endanger the
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
,Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend,
The Kind You Have Always Bought
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PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD
and too will be surprised at tbe great return you will receive In the form of eggs, or
whatever else yon are raising; poultry for; and the cost is very little per hen after
all not a tithe of the returns yon get. It is meat and medicine to your fowls.
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