Corvallis gazette., July 15, 1904, Page 7, Image 7

U Catarrh
. Whether it is ot the nose, throat, stomach.
Dowels, or more delicate organs, catarrh is
always debilitating and should never tall of
attention.
It is a discharge from the mucous mem
brane when kept in a state of inflammation
by an Impure, commonly scrofulous, con
dition ot the blood.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Cores all forms of catarrh, radically and
permanently it removes the cause and
overcomes all the eflects. Get Hood's.
Hot the Tune All Right.
A new Irish porter was put at work
on an English train. The head porter,
says , Household Words, directed the
new man to imitate him closely, and
thereby learn his duties.
When the first train came Into the
station the head porter shouted, -Fer-ryhlll;
change for Hartlepool, Stockton
and Middlesborough; change for Spen
nymoor, Coxhoe and Trimdon; keep
your seats going north."
. i Barney strode after him and shout
ed in a louder voice: "Fareyhill;
change for Dahore, Umphump, Too
talooral, Diderham; change for Cox
comb, Morrham, Findham, Coldhaui;
kape your seats where you are."
The station-master called him aside
and showed him the right names on
the time-table.
Barney removed his cap and said po
litely, "Thank you, sor. I got hold of
the music, but I couldn't catch the
words."
SAVfcU CHILD'S LIFE.
A Remarkable Cure of Dropsy by Dodd's
Kidney PUU.
.Sedgwick. Ark., July 11. The case
of W. 8. Taylor's little son is looked
upon by those interested in medical
matters as one of the most wonderful
on ecord. In this connection his fath
er makes the following statement:
"Last September, my little boy had
dropsy; his feet- and limbs were
swollen to such an extent that he could
not walk or put his shoes on. The
treatment that the doctors were giving
him seemed to do him no good and two
or three people said his days were
short, even the doctors, two of the best
in the country told me he would not
get better. I stopped their medicine
and at once sent for Dodd's Kidney
Pills. I gave him ,hree pills a day,
one morning, noon and night for eight
davs ; at the end of the eighth day the
swelling was all gone, but to give the
medicine justice, I gave him eleven
more pills. I used thirty-five pills in
all and he was entirely cured. 1 con
sider your medicine saved my child's
life.. When the thirty-five pills were
given him, he could run, dance and
sing, whereas before he was an invalid
in his mother's arms from morning
until night."
American pork is no longer prohibited
in Turkey.
Mothers will And Mrs. Wlnslows's Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to use for their children
during the teething period
Cuba grows nearly one-third of the
world's sugar cane.
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President Roosevelt has delivered 370
speeches withiu two and a half years.
It is said he has broken the record.
Miss M. Cartledge gives some
helpful advice to young girls.
Her letter is but one of thou
sands which prove that nothing
is so helpful to young girls who
are just arriving at the period of
womanhood as Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound.
"Dkab Mrs. Phtkham : I cannot
praise Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound too highly, for it
is the only medicine I ever tried which
cured me. I suffered much from my
first menstrual period, I felt so weak
and dizzy at times 1 could not pursue
my studies with the usual interest.
My thoughts became sluggish, I had
headaches, backaches and sinking
spells, also pains in the back and lower
limbs. In fact, I was sick all over.
" Finally, after many other remedies
had been tried, we were advised to pet
Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable
Compound, and I am pleased to say
that after taking it only two weeks, a
wonderful change for the better took
place, and in & short time I was .
perfect health. - I felt buoyant, full of
life, and found all work a pastime.
am indeed glad to tell my experience
with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege
table Compound, for it made a dif
ferent girl of me. Yours very truly.
Miss M. Caktuedgk, 533 Whitehall SU,
Atlanta, Ga." S50O0 forfeit If mrlgtnul of
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CiialS Hlk ALL iL&i FAILS.
Beat Cough tijrup. Taste Uood. use
in time. Hold dt arwtHW.
TJel3iir'i;W,ll'''E;
"I can always tell when yon are go
ing to, tell a lie," said Cregg to Legg.
"How?" asked Legg. "I see you open
your mouth," said Cregg. Town
Topics.
Old Gentleman (to small boy, who
is nursing a skinned knee) Did you
fall down, little chap? Small Boy
Yer didn't think I fell up and bashed
agin a cloud, did yer?
Barnes Tormer I am in a quandary.
I have been offered an engagement by
two managers, and I don't know how
to act Sue Brette Well, don't worry.
They'll soon find it out.
"And do you think." he asked, "that
men progress after death?" "Well,"
she replied, "if they don't, it would
almost seem useless for some of them
to die." Chicago Record.
Mother Willie, what's Tommy cry
ing for? Willie Only because he
doesn't want to learn anything. I just
took his sweets and showed him how
to eat them, and he screamed.
"Thomas, spell weather," said the
teacher. Thomas W-i-a-e-t-h-t-h-i-e-a-r.
Teacher You may sit down,
Thomas. You've given us the worst
spell of weather we've had this year.
She But if you say you can't bear
the girl, why ever did you propose? He
Well, her people have always been
good to me and it's the only way I
could return their hospitality. Punch,
Miss Cutting That dog of yours
seems to be remarkably intelligent
Softleigh Yaws, indeed! I aw
could not begin to tell you all he
knows. Miss Cutting No, of course
not New Yorker.
Blzzer I regret to learn that your
son Reginald failed In his graduating
examination, at Harvard. Buzzer
Reggy could stand that if only his crew
had not been beaten in the boat race.
Ohio State Journal.
Gentleman (to man on horseback)
Why, my man, how do you expect to
get that horse along with a spur on
one side only? Horseman Well, sir,
if I gets that 'ere side to feo, ain't the
other bound to keep up?
"What a polite little boy you are,"
exclaimed Miss Anne Teek, "and do
you always take off your hat like that
when you speak to ladies?" "Xo'in,"
replied the polite little boy, "only old
ladies." Philadelphia Press.
"I think I'll take this bracelet" said
a lady whose husband had suddenly
amassed a fortune. "Are you sure it's
made of refined gold?" "Oh, yes," an
swered the jeweler. "Because I do
detest anything that isn't refined!" said
the lady.
The Uncle WelL here's the money
ypu'ye been bothering me for. Now,
remember the old saying that "A fool
and his money are easily parted.
The Nephew I don't know about
that I've had to coax you for more
than a week for this.
"I wonder why the groomsman at a
wedding is called the best man?"
queried the leap-year girl. "I suppose,"
rejoined the old bachelor, "it is be
cause he has shown his superior in
tellect in not posing as the victim in
the tragedy." Chicago News.
She was city bred, and had the usual
fear of cows. "Why," she asked, when
the danger was past, "did you take me
across this lot?" The small country
lad chuckled. "I thought it would be
fun," he said, "to see you try to climb
a tree." Then after another chuckle:
"And it was." Philadelphia Ledger.
"Yes," said Mrs. Wordsworth; "the
family are most interesting. John
dances divinely, Tom sings like an an
gel, David is a famous footballer, Su
sanne paints with great taste." "And
Henry?" "Oh, Henry! Well, he's a
rather dull sort of a fellow, you know.
He only works and supports the oth
ers." "John," said the bargain-hunting
half of the matrimonial trust as they
sat at the breakfast table, "I wish you
would let me have $25 this morning."
"My dear," replied the meek and
lowly husband, "I wish you would
break yourself of the habit you have
f dreaming that I married an heiress."
Tit-Bits.
Employei: You are having a decided
flirtation with the girl who has charge
of our telephone wire? Truthful Clerk
(with cold chills running up anddown
his spine, and with visions of instant
dismissal) Y-e-e-s, sir; but please,
air Employer Well, keep it up.
She will give more attention to our
calls if you do.
The small boy was having his face
bathed by a sister, who perhaps show
ed rather more enthusiasm in the mat
ter than, was altogether necessary, for
the victim wriggled in her grasp. "Let
me go," he said gaspingly, when he
had shaken off the folds of the bit of
Turkish toweling Vised for a face cloth.
"I can't see why you wash my face,
any way; I never use it."
Poor Gussie.
"I noticed Gussie Woodby reading
a book the other day "
"Yes, It was the Autocrat at the
Breakfast Table. "
"I didn't suppose he was interested
in anything outside of the society col
umn." ' x
"Well, you see it was all a mistake,
which he didn't discover for some
time. He thought it was the 'Aristo
crat at the Breakfast Table.' "Phila
delphia Press.
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-I have nied Avar's Hair Vigor for orer 49
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Then They Dined.
"You are sweet enough to eat" said
the very young man who imagined he
had the love market cornered.
"Thanks," rejoined the 'matter-of-fact
maid. "There's a small restaurant
just around the corner."
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Write Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy,N. Y., for a
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Mistake Somewhere.
"Mr. Millyuns," said the poor but
aristocratic widow, "allow me to pre
sent my three charming daughters."
"Good heavens, madam!" exclaim
ed young Millyuns, "there must be a
mistake somewhere. I'm not a sena
tor from Utah.'?
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The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu
tional disease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work; The
proprietors have so much faith in its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list
of testimonials. ' .
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Hairs Family Pills are the best.
Diphtheria can only be diagnosed by a
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of antitoxin early in the disease.
For bronchial trouwes try Piso's Cure
for Consumption. 1 1 is a pood cough
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The Romans had a god of boundar
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ECuRITY
ICARTER'S
HELPING POLLY.
Her Broth. er Had a Bather Brutal but
T - Certainly Efficadons Way.
Aa the door closed behind Polly, Tom
looked across at his mother. .
"How long has this been goingjon?"
he asked. "She nsed to be the jolliest
little youngster in the world."
Polly's mother shook her head at
him, although her eyes were troubled.
"Don't be severe on her, Tom. Pol
ly's growing up, and sometimes a girl
takes growing up rather hard. Just
now her sense of proportion Is a little
out of focus and small troubles loom
large, but she'll find herself present
ly, and it will all come right"
"I should hope so," Tom replied, fer
vently. Upon second thoughts he de
cided to say nothing to his mother of
the plan he had half resolved upon,
but wait his opportunity with Polly.
It came In a few days, when Polly
cam from school tearful and indig
nant over her French mark.
"It isn't fair."' she declared. "Mar
garet Judeon didn't do a bit better
work than I, yet Margaret had niney
six and I only ninety-three. I do think
I have the hardest times!" she wailed.
"Yes," Tom agreed, "I think you
do."
. Polly looked at him in surprise.
Tom's attitude since he came home
had "not been sympathetic that was
one of her grievances. '
Tom pulled a notebook from his
pocket and began to rend:
"Monday was a horrid, dull day, and
your hair wouldn't stay in curl and ev
erything went wrong as things always
do on rainy days. Tuesday you went
downtown, and couldn't find any silk
like Lena Andrews', and had to get a
homely old thing that you never would
like. Wednesday you discovered that
nobody ever did understand you, any
way. Thursday evening at Miss Ja
cob's, Miss Jacob acted 'queer,' and
you wished you hadn't gone. Friday
Bridget let the cream custard curdle
when she knew it was your favorite
dessert! Saturday "
But Polly interrupted. "Oh, Tom,
don't! I didn't know I " and then,
a deluge impending, she rushed tu
multuously from the room.
"Oh, Tom!" the mother remon
strated, her own eyes full of tears.
"Don't yon worry," Tom answered.
"I know Polly. She's grit, and she'll
come through all right. I'm Just help
ing her grow up."
EVERY HOUR HAS ITS USES.
How a Lawyer Utilizes Hia Time from
Early Morn to Dewy Eve.
I know a prominent New York cor
poration lawyer who is out of bed at
5 o'clock In the morning and after
taking exercise Is ready for breakfast
at 6:30. He is at his office in Wall
street at 8 o'clock. His secretary and
his stenographer await him. Dicta
tion begins at once of the rough out
line of a brief to be prepared. He
follows this with dictating memoran
da for his clerks, specifying certain
questions ot law and of fact which
he desifts looked into during the day.
At 9 o'clock he reads and answers
important letters which his secretary
has sorted out for his attention. At
9:30 he is ready for consultations with
clients. , From that time until 4 or 5
o'clock in the afternoon he is in con
tinuous attendance either before
courts (generally of appellate jurisdic
tion), at meetings of boards of direct
ors or in consultation. .
At perhaps 4:30 o'clock the lawyer
is ready to receive reports from his
clerks. They are required to report
solely upon the point Intrusted to
them. Little or nothing is left to their
judgment or discretion. It is merely
desired to know what the law and the
cases are upon some particular point.
They are expected to report accurate
ly, concisely and quickly. This mis
cellaneous work Continues until per
haps 6:30 o'clock, when the day's la
bor downtown is at an end.
- Some lawyers even make-use of the
time consumed in going home. Dur
ing the summer months William Nel
son Cromwell spends his nights on the
New Jersey coast. He goes down by
boat each afternoon, but a large state
room on that vessel is equipped with
desk and typewriter and stenographer,
that full use may be made of the pre
cious hour devoted to the trip. Dur
ing the winter he will probably be
ready for dinner at 7:30 o'clock. An
office boy has gone ahead of him car
rying a green bag full of books and
papers which are to be considered dur
ing the evening. World's Work.
Keeps Correct Time.
The world's best timekeeper is said
to be the electric clock in the base
ment of the Berlin observatory, which
was Installed by Professor Foerster
in 1865. It is inclosed in an air-tight
glass cylinder and has frequently run
for periods of two or three months
with an average daily deviation of
only fifteen-one-thousandths of a sec
ond. Yet astronomers are not satis
fied even with this and efforts are
continually made to secure ideal con
ditions, for a clock by keeping it not
only in an air-tight case, but in an
underground . vault where neither
changes of temperature nor of baro
metric pressure shall ever affect it,
In Happy Ignorance.
"I thought you said all your friends
bad deserted you since you lost your
money?"
"They have."
"But I a gray-whiskered man
who calls here every day. Who is
her"
"That's the doctor. He hasn't heard
of it" Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Shortly after going on a sympathetic
strike a man begins to strike hii
f mads tor a dollar.
LIKE A
Some of the most stubborn diseases enter
into the system through the pores of the rkin.
Like a sponge, it absorbs poisons of various
kinds, which' are taken up by the little blood
vessels beneath the surface of the. body, and
emptied into the great current of the blood.
The juices of poison oak and other noxious
wild plants percolate through the skin likec"water through a sponge, aro
taken into the circulation, breaking out afresh each season, and linger
ing on for years unless antidoted and driven out of the 6ystem.
Dye Poisoning among the employes of dye houses, and from wear
ing colored under-clothing and hosiery, is of frequent occurrence
and dangerous to health,
causing boils and sores and
other eruptions.
Workers in lead, brass
and other metals ars often
DOisoned bv the chemicals trr s.
and arid used in oolish- bottles all the sores disappeared, and I have no
ana acias usea in po" been bothered since, and I feel much indebted to
msr. and tne ausr. ana.m
ings settling upon the skin,
and which find their way
through the pores into the
blood, followed bv inflammation,
Blood Poison, the vilest of all human diseases, is often con
tracted through shaking the hand or handling the clothing or other arti
cles used by one infected with this dangerous poison. The deadly virus
finding its way through the pores of the
reached by washes, salves, soaps or other external remedies. The blood
must be purified and a healthy circulation established before getting
permanently rid of the disease. S. S. S. acts upon the blood, ridding it
of the original poison and restoring it to a healthy, normal condition.
S S. S is guaranteed entirely vegetable, an unrivaled blood puri
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blood, the sores and eruptions disappear from the skin. Wnte us should
you desire medical advice or any information about your case ; this will
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Tbe Point of View.
"Have you a good cook?" asked Mrs.
Bond Hill.
"Yes, she's good enough," replied Mrs.
Chester Park. "She attends ' church
three times a week and all that, but her
nookine is something fierce."
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ive will be glad to make an examination
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n j yiyy e art viB.
Over fifteen years ago I was poisoned with Pol
on Oak. I tried remedy after remedy without
ret tins: relief. Sores broke out over my body and
on my tongue, affeoting the lining' of my mouth.
S. S.. which I did. After takinz tare
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swelling and the most obstinate sores.
skin, contaminates the blood and produces
fearful ulcers, eruptions and blotches. ,
The diseases that enter the system by
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