Corvallis gazette., June 17, 1904, Page 7, Image 7

Is " a 'strong point, with
Hood's Sarsaparilla. A
bottle lasts longer and does
more good than any other.
It is the only medicine of
which can. truly be said
100 DOSES ONE DOLLAR
ABori Diplomat.
He Miss DeJones, Clara, I never
loved any one but you- Will 70a b my
wife?
She But I've been told that you pro
posed to four other girls within a month.
He True, darling; but I did it merely
for practice, so I wouldn't blunder in
proposing to yon.
THRBSHINQ COMPANIES.
The Big Agricultural and Saw. Min Ma
Ctalnery Houses Centered la Portland
as Headquarters for tbe Northwest. :
There is nothing of which Portland
is more roud than the gieat agricul
tural implement houses that make
their headquarters for the Northwest
in this city. Among the first of . these
is the Advance Thresher Company,
which has built a fine warehouse and
offices on the East side at Second and
Belmont streets. Mr. J. 0. Humphrey
is the manager in charge of the com
pany's splendid business in this sec
tion, and he ' is now in the thick of
spring activity at his - commodious
quarters.
The threshermen are just now look
ing saarpiy aiier new equipment ana
necessary repairs and renovations for
the coming season, and no one omits
calling at the Advance establishment
if he seeks to inform himself fully as
to the market and advantages of the
various threshing outfits. In fact a
visit to the agricultural and saw mill
machinery manufacturers houseB on the
East side is a liberal education to any
one who wants to get a fair idea of the
vast farmer interests of this part of
America.
Immense capital is invested in these
concerns. . They sell largely on credit,
and when times are prosperous an
enormous amount of machinery is sold
and paid for. They are the thermome
ter of the advancement and prosperity
of the great Northwest. The factory
and principal place of business of the
Advance Threshing Company is at Bat
tle Creek, Michigan. Two years ago
they came into Portland, and now they
re doing business with the most ac
tive . and. influential people in their
lines.
The tests of turbine engines at Elber
feld, Germany, shew a steam consump
tion equivalent to about eleven pounds
to indicated horse-power, an unparal
leled performance in economy.
For coughs and colds there Is no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump
tion. Price 25 cents.
Indications.
Bnggins I see some genius has in
vented revolving rubber heels for shoes.
. Juggson Ah! Another revolutionary
movement on foot, eh?
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslows's Soothing
lyrup the best remedy to use lor their children
during the teething period..
Harbin, Manchuria, is only three
yeara old, but it is one of the great
est cities of Asia, and has the larg
est European population of any Asiatic
city, containing 60.000 Russians, be
sides the soldiers a ndv 40,000 Chinese.
It will be the great flour milling city
of that region.
AH INVISIBLE
TO. HEALTH
Malaria is a slow poison, but the most stubborn and
deeply rooted when it takes possession 'of the sys
tem. We breathe into the lungs the polluted, germ
tainted air ; the little microbes then enter into the sys
tem, and feeding upon the red corpuscles of the blood,
soon reduce this vital, life-sustaining fluid to such a
weak, watery 6tate that the patient becomes listless.
1 1 j
pate sluu ansemic, ana men- .
tally and physically de- Amory. Miss., Jan. 28, 1003.
,-, . 1' 1 u About fifteen years ag-o I suffered with boils,
pressed. Malaria may be- took a COuree of S. S. S., which built me up
gin With slight rigors or 8111(1 entirely cured me of the boils. Three yeara
hillv cfnenHnnc f-11vmrl f 1 offered vrith Malaria, and remembering
cniliy sensations, lollowed how muoh S.S.S. had done me, I deter
by fever and thirst; but mined to try U again. I am giod to say that the
frraduallv all narts of the Fl"! V?r2 1 could have desired. Since then
graauauy au parts or tne ItakeS. B.s. every spring-, and have no attack 01
system are affected; the Malaria. Last summer I spent moat of the time
liver becomes torpid, and n Toxablb bottom having- timber out.
dark or yellow splotches . E axS"mpijl
appear upon the skin ; the stomach fails to properly digest the food,
and there are frequent headaches, dizziness, bad taste in the mouth,
constipation and a general worn-out, tired feeling that only a sufferer
from Malaria can describe. Other and more dangerous symptoms
are apt to follow where this disease is neglected, such as nervous pros
tration, palpitation, sleeplessness, enlarged liver, weak kidneys, boils
and risings and dangerous-looking sores and abscesses. "Malaria 'is all
the more dangerous because of its insidious and stealthy nature. It is
an invisible atmospheric poison, and the germs and microbes that are
lodged in the blood are propagating and increasing in number all the
while, clogging the circulation and gradually wrecking the health.
w pcuuiiu lucix tuncuons ana
carry off the poisonous secretions and health-destroying matter that have
been polluting the blood and clogging the circulation. S. S. S. con
tains no strong minerals, but is strictly a vegetable remedy, a blood
purifier without an equal, and the greatest of all tonics. If yon have
any symptoms of Malaria, write us, and medical advice will be fur
nished without cost, IKS SWIFT CPCCtFIG CO ATLANTA. CAm
- ' Always XieT Tear. -
- In one part of "all the BusslaaVthe
province of Ukraine, It is always leap
year as far as the female privilege of
proposing is concerned. It Is said to
be customary there, when a young
woman falls In love with a man, for
her to go to his father's house, and In
the most tender and pathetic manner
plead with the young man to take her
as his wife. ' She promises the most
submissive obedience to his will If he
will but accept her. If the young man
says: "I beg that you will excuse me
from this," she tells him that she Is
resolved not to depart until he shall
promise to take her for better or worse.
She accordingly takes up uer abode'
there and remains until he is. wooed
and won or until he ends the siege by
fleeing to parts unknown.
riTn rtnnuennruino. xro nts or nervousness
I I Id fterflntdmy'BaaeofDr.Kllne'sOreatNerra
Bestorer. 8nd for Free S3 trial bottle and treatise.
Dt.IL H. Kline. -A.rch BU Philadelphia, Pa.
He Has It Removed.
"They say," remarked the youth, "that
a' wise man never stumbles over the
same stone twice." -
"Thafs right," rejoined the sage.
"When he passes that way again it
isn't there." - '
CASTOR I A
Por Infanta and Children.
Tha Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Sjjr yfT.
Signature of CZat47ccZ5&b
The Strenuous Life. .
Sentimental Sne Isn't it just too love
ly' for anything to get engaged?
Tantalizing Tess Yes; it's almost as
exciting as a bargain counter rush.
LvKeefey liouor-morphine-tobacco
V-1 FOR FULL PARTICULARS
SSWtKtnXYWSTTIUTE.- rOTLNP.WI
In English schools three hours a week
are given to needlework; in New York
schools but one.
You Can (let Allen's Foot-Ease FREE.
Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Boy.N. Y., for a
tree sample of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for
corns, lngrowingnaiis ana Dumons. ah drug
gists sell it. 25c Don't accept any substitute.
Les than 7 per cent of the power used
in manufacturing plants in the United
States is electric.
IMPORTANT TO THRESHERMEN. -
An Account and Note Book of 25 Pages
Seat Free - to Aay Address.
The A. H. Averill Machinery Co., of
Portland, Ore., whose advertisement is
to be found elsewhere in this publica
tion, have prepared for distiibution
among threshermen a thresherman's ac
count and note book of 25 pages.. This
book will be mailed to threshermen
freef of charge, by addressing the above
named company.
There Is more Catarrh in this section of the
mnntrr than ill other diseases nut together.
and until the last few years was supposed to be
incurable. For a great many years doctors pro
nounced it a local disease, and prescribedlocal
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with 1 ocal treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science b as proven catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu
factured by F. J. Cheney fc Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitution al cure on the m arket. It
is taken internally in doses from IS drops to a
teaspoonfui. it acts airectiy on tne Diooa ana
mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case it falls to cure
Bend for circulars and testimonials.
Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Anything bnt Green.
Wiggles Muggins made his money In
groceries.
Miggles Indeed! Was he a green
grocer?
Wiggles I should say not. He did a
strictly cash business.
ENEMY!
ubucu iu xuaianai irouulcs IS
a blood purifier and tonic. S. S. S. purifies
the germ-infected blood, tones up the stom
ach, improves the appetite and invigorates
the entire system. It stimulates the torpid,
sluggish organs of the body, enabling them
1 r .! r ,
"Are you the" waiter who took my
order for that chop?! "Tessir." Bless
me, how you have grownr '
"She says she is very fond of ma-sic-
'"Iiwlxumentalr- "Well, It's In
strumental' in making ; the . neighbors
swear when she gets at the piano."
Exchange. .-
Jlnklns How is your son- getting
along In his literary" labors?. ! Jorkins
Oh, famously! You should see how
gracefully he carries his pen behind
his ear. Boston Transeript.
Tonsorial Artist Your naif seems
to be coming out Freshman Yes, it
is. Tonsorial Artist Tried our hair
tonic? Freshman Yes, but that didn't
do it though. Yale Record.. .
"How hollow it sounds!" said a pa
tient under the movement cure, as the
physician was vigorously pounding his
chest. "Oh, that's, nothing!" said the
doctor; "wait till we get 'to the'head?
Alice (aged 5) Mamma, " my dipper
tite says it's time for dinner. Mother
Well, "dear, go and see what the
clock says. Alice (some seconds later)
The clock says my appetite is ten
minutes fast! -
Husband What! A" hundred dol
lars for an opera cloak?- Why, it -is
perfectly ridiculous, my dear. ' Wife
Yes, I know.it is; but you. said you
couldn't afford an expensive one.-rf-Chi-cago
liaily News. , K . '
Teacuer - Johnny, write on . the
blackboard the sentence "Two heads
are better than one." Now, Johnny,
do you believe that? Johnny Yes'm.
'Cause then you kin get a job in a
dime museum and make lots '
money. :
"At what age do you consider wom
en the most charming?" asked the In
quisitive female of more or less un
certain age. ' "At the age "of the wom
an who asks the question,'' "answered
the man, who was a diplomat. New
Yorker. . ; ; ; '
Howes Don't like this cold weath
er, eh? Why, only last summer you
were complaining of the heat. Barnes
Not. of the heat itself, but rather be
cause of its untimeliness. - It would be
all right if reserved for such weathef
as ' this. Boston Transcript..
"You may .turn up your nose at me,
Martha Ann Billiwink, but I want you
to remember It's leap year,' and Kit
Garllnghorn is trying to get me away
from you." - "Well, I'll Just show the
freckle-faced thing she can't do that
George dear!" Chicago Tribune. .
"Father," said Kathie, "how much
does a quite small bottle c-f ink cost?"
"You can get one for a penny," an
swered father. "A penny!" exclaimed
Kathie, In great "disgust. "And mum
mle made an awful fuss when I upset
the littlest bottle In the cupboard!"-
"Aren't you ashamed of your Indo
lence "Indeed,, I am," answered
Meandering Mike. "I've been trying
to. do something for it" "What?"
"I've been takin' de faith cure. I've
been choppin' make-believe wood wit'
an Imaginary ax." Washington Star.
Newitt Well, there's one thing
about the weather. It's always a safe
topic of conversation. Borroughs I
thought It was to-day when I met
Lendham, bnt when I started to speak
of It he said, "Yes, it's unsettled, and
that reminds me of that account of
yours."
"Dear," said the politician's wife,
"there's a handsome big policeman
whose beat embraces Mrs. Swellman's
house. Can't you get him transferred
to this neighborhood?" "What for?"
demanded her husband. "Mrs. Swell
man has an excellent cook and I want
her." Philadelphia Press.
The officers of a British man-o'-war
were entertaining their friends with a
grand lunch and in attendance were
some 1 typical British tars. A young
lady, wanting a piece of bread looked
behind her chair at one of the sailors
in waiting, and asked him to bring her
what she wanted. Bnt he drew him
self up, stiff and stern, and, to her.
amazement replied, "Can't do it miss;
I'm told off for taturs."
An TJp-to-Date Village. "Do ..you
have a good lecture course here during
tbe winter?" was asked of the manager
of the Hlgginsville Lyceum. "Indeed
we do." he answered: "and next season
we expect to outdo all previous records.
So far we have booked one ransomed
missionary, one reformed gambler, one
troupe of trained animals, one convert
ed heathen, one moving picture ma
chine and one professional personator.
We may take on a college professor who
wants to speak about the tendency of
modern literary thought but I don't
know. It's pretty hard to keep the
course on the same high plane of
thought throughout" Judge.
The Other Side of the Story: Sin
gleton What's the trouble, old man;
you look all broke up. Wederly You
would doubtless look broke up, too. If
you had a mother-in-law like mine,
and she Singleton Ha! The old.
old story; she's coming to spend a few
weeks with you, I suppose. Wederly
(sadly) No; on the contrary, she has
been with us two months, and to-day
she was compelled to return home. She
nursed my wife through a bad case of
fever, took care of the baby, attended
to the household duties, mended my
clothes, and loaned me five dollars on
three different occasions. Oh,-1 tell
you, that woman Is an earthly angel
If there ever was one. Ex.
Plia-h oi-Bisr Birds. -
Of ' birds now ln' existence, "probably
the one .with the greatest expanse -of
wing in proportion to the .body and
with the greatest rwer" of flight Is
the frigate or man-o'-war bird. - This
bird apparently flies more by skill than
by strength for it has npt great carry-
tag P9weF .The. wandering albatross
tne.aargest or ..au. seanirovts also one
of. our strongest flyers. Pne bird waaJ
known to ny at least s,ioo. miles la
twelve days. - ; ; vy ;
J A Guide to the Height of.Beels. .
; There 'jare four .different,- heights!
with -as Vnahjr different names, of the
military heel .alone. , As a guide to
those jwho want to be right on the sub
ject ; of heels, remember, the following;
Up (o. one and one-quarter liiches a.
heel Is a military, up to one-one and
.five-eighths It la a Cuban, above that
It is a Spanish, beel. . When it- goes
above two. Inches it Is a. Cantillian.
The French heels range from one and
one-quarter . to two Inches . usually
and are- called Louis. XV. JThe Da
Barry heel runs from two Inches and
quite a,: few women wear it Shoe Re
tailer. -V : : : .
Bones with, the People Off.
- Two- little .fellows of 7 and years
.heard . older; people speaking ..skeletons.-
. The .- 7;year-old. boy listened pa
tiently -to. the. conversation, when the
older -boy,, with an, air oft superior
knowledge, said abruptly,:- ' :; i
; : "You don't know what a skeleton is,
and I do.". - ..v. ' ' :' f ;-' . .
v -So do I," , replied the' younger. "L
do know.", -x-i i' -.. -
"Well, what is it?T ; ..
"It's bones ' with the people" off.",
Pathfinder. - -. ij ' " ...
''-.Tli TartrAfit itflvo.lq tfiA ItXfiTnfnnth- Tt
is over ten miles long and has:.a navi-;
gable stream flowing through its Cham
bers. : -i ...
-Occasions', do not make a man either
strong or weak, bnt" they show. What he
is. -Thomas a Kempis.'
Old Soldier's Story.
Sonoma, Mich., June 13. That even
in actual . warfare disease is more ter
rible than bullets is the experience of
Delos Hutchins of . this place., Mr.
Hutchins as a Union Soldier saw three
years of service under Butler Barke in
the Louisiana swamps and as a result
got crippled with: Rheumatism so that
his hands and feet got all twisted out
of shape and how he suffered only a
Rheumatic will ever know.
. For twenty-five years he was in mis
ery, then one lucky day his druggist
advised him to use Dodd's Kidney Pills.
- Of the result Mr. Hutchins says:
"The first two boxes did not help
me much but I got two more and before
I got them used up I was a great deal
better. I kept on taking them and
now my pains are all gone and I feel
better than I have in years. I know
Dodd's Kidney Pills will cure Rheuma
tism." Nothing Doln.
"Just one kiss, dear, before I go,"
pleaded the young physician.
... "None of that for me, thank yon," re
joined the fair maid, I "I don't like the
idea of having a doctor's bill thrust un
der my nose."
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
ee Fac-SlmUe Wrapper Below.
FOR HEADACHE.
FOR DIZZINESS.
FOR B1U00SHESS.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
FOR THEC0MPLEX10H
. . cawmaa muktmavi upmatu.c.
tfgSa 1 gnTery egetaMav6ge
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
ON
Draw Cut, no push. Added Power, cuts where
others won't. Prices right. 'When yon
: bny. Buy the Best. Bny the Champion,
A Mowers, Bates, and Binders.
MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER
COMPANY
First and Taylor Sts.
PORTLAND, ORE
glim
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CUIEt WHE1E ALL ELIf falLS.
Bast Coach Bjrnp. TmtXm OoodTUsa
IB tune, sola By aragslsta.
!-.IJIHII.'.IO.JI.I.irUJ
fVesr esaall sad mm m
. take as sagas.
ICAFTERS
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DOCTOR ADVOCATED
, PE-RU-NA MADE
Mrs. Eva Bartho, 133 East 12th Bt.;
Hew York CityK. Y. writes:
"I auSeied .for three veara with
Jeucorrhea and ulceration of the womb.
The ; : doctor ,. advocated, an- operation
which. . I dreaded yery ;much, .and
strongly objected to go under It-- Now
I am a. changed woman.. . Pjernna cured
me; it took nine bottles, but J; felt so
much .: improved I - kept taking. itt 88 I
dreaded an operation so much. --.. I- am
today in perfect health and have not
felt so rwell- for '
fiiteen . years..'' Mrs.
Eva Bartho.
- Mrs. Senator Roach, of Larlnore,
N.. Dak.; Mrs; Senator-Warren, of
Cheyenner Wyo; Belva , Lockwood
and Mrs. General 4-ongstreet, of
Washington,-: D. C, are , among, the
prominent ladies who endorse Pemna.
Miss Helen Bolof, Kaukauna, "Wis.,
writes: .- . ' - . -v : ' , '
' ''Several times during the past two
years or more ' my system has ' been
greatly in need offe tonic, and at those
times Pernna has been of great help in
building up the system, -. restoring my
Appetite and securing restful Bleep."
Helen Bolof. r 4
Mies Muriel Arimtage, 36 Greenwood
Ave., Detroit, Mich'., District Organiz
er of the Boyal Templars of Temper
ance, writes as follows:
"I. suffered for five years with, uter-
.ine. .irregularities; which , brought on
hysteria and made, me a. physical
. wreck. I tried doctors from the diner'
.ent schools of medicine, but without
any . perceptible change- in my con
.dition. . In my despair 1 called .on an
old nurse, who advised me to try Pern
na, and. .promised good results if I
would persist and take it regularly. I
kept this np for six months, and stead'
ily sained strength , and health, and
when I had used fifteen bottles I con
sidered myself entirely cured. .I sm a
grateful, happy woman today" Mies
Muriel Armitage
Miss Lucy M. Riley, 33 Davenport
St., Cleveland; Ohio, writes
"I wish to add my endorsement to
thousands of other women who' have
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PORTLAND, OREGON. '
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Perhapa It's Plate Trouble.
. Plate tronble is a common thing, and there
are rsrious kinds of it. Many plates never
were right. Others are properly made, hut
the mouth is not put in proper condition .
tor wearing the plate.
if your plates are in any way unsatisfactory
we will be glad to make an examination
and tell you the eauseof trouble. ,
We extract teeth wholly without pain and
all work is at lower than reasonable rates.
Extracting free when plates or bridges are
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OPERATION
KNIFE UNNECESSARY
. MISS EVA BARTHO
been cured through .the use of Peruna.
I suffered for five years with severe
backache, and' when weary or worried
in the least 1 had prolonged headache.
I am now in perfect health, enjoy - life
and have neither an ache or pain,
thanks to Peiuna." Lucy M. Riley.
It is no longer a question as to
whether Peruna can be relied on to
cure-all such cases. During the many
years in which Peruna has been put to
teBt in all forms and stages of acute
and chronic catarrh no one year has put
this remedy to greater test than the
past year,. .. .
If all the women who are suffering
with any . form . of , female weakness
would write to Dr. Hartman, Colum
bus, Ohio, and give him a complete
description of their symptoms and the
peculiarities of their troubles, he will
immediately reply with complete di
rections for treatment, free of charge.
Address Dr. Hartman, President oi
The - Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
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Apply to NATHAN B1CKFORD. 914 P St..
Washington, D. C. 5th N. H. Vols., 1861-65.
Well Drilling Machines
Hade strone and durable for hard rock
drilling. Also gasoline and steam en
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anything in the machinery line.
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PORTLAND OREGON
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' This wonderful Chi
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known to medical sci
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those harmless remedies this famous doctor
knows the action of over MO different rem
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diseases. He guarantees to care cat tarn, asth
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. Ad & Washington Sts.
: Portland, oreqon
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Investigate the Advance line of thresh
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' and better work in all kinds of grain
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