Corvallis gazette., June 10, 1904, Page 7, Image 7

Get Rid
of Scrofula
Bunches, eruptions. Inflammation, sorej
nest of the eyelids and ears, diseases of the
bones, rickets, dyspepsia, catarrh, wasting,
re only some of the troubles it causes. -
It Is a rery active eyil, making havoc of
the whole system. .
Hood'sSarsaparilla
Eradicates It, cores all Its manifestations,
and builds up the whole system.
Accept no substitute.
A Scholar's Advice.
The German historian, Professor
Theodor Mommsen, was noted for the
facility with which he acquired lan
guages. . The tongues of modern Eu
rope as well as the classics were to him
not studies, but the familiar tools of
bis deadly work.
An American reporter who was in
terviewing him a few years ago asked
to have a certain reference put into
English, as he did not read German
well.
"Not read German well? And you a
Journalist ?" exclaimed the savant. "I
do not see how it is possible. Young
man, German is one of the four neces
sities for a student. The other three
are English, French and Italian. With
out them you can never know the ten
dency of modern thought If you have
them not, do not rest until you have
learned them all."
Mr. Albce's Opinion.
Alpine, Cal., June 6. Mr. T. M. Al
bee, our postmaster has expressed an
opinion based on his own experience
which will no doubt be of interest to
many. Mr. Albee is a man of few
words, but his well known truthfull
ness and uprightness of character adds
much weight to any statement he
makes. He says :
"The first box of Dodd's Kidney Pills
that I used convinced me of their good
qualities and I used altogether four
boxes with- the very best results. I can
heartily recommend this remedy."
This voluntary expression of opinion
will doubtless find an echo in many
homes in Califronia for Dodd's Kidney
Pills have been making some miracu
lous cures in this state.
From the evidence already published
it seems safe to conclude that this med
icine will be found to be a perfect - ure
for Rheumatism, Urinary trouble,
Backache and any and every form or
symptom of Kidney Complaint.
Wanted an Experiment.
Miss De Style You must give me
time.
Mr. . Poorchap Certainly. I have
nothing but my heart to offer you, and I
do not expect you to decide at once.
"Then give me two or three weeks."
"Very well."
"And lu the meantime I wish you to
show jourself dreadfully in love with me,
and I'll let folks see that I am quite
interested in you."
"Urn what's the idea?"
"I want to see how Mr. Rlchfello
takes it."
IMPORTANT TO THRESHERMEN.
An Account and Note Book of 25 Pages
Sent Free to Aay Address.
The A. H. Averill Machinery Co., of
Portland, Ore., whose advertisement is
to be found elsewhere in this publica
tion, have prepared for distiibution
among threshermen a thresherman'e ac
count and note book of 25 pages. This
book will be mailed to threshermen
freef of charge, by addressing the above
named company.
Sent to Prison In a Hurry.
A new record for the trial of a Jury
case was made In Judge Taylor's di
vision of the Criminal Court in St.
Louis, when Otis Perceley, charged
With stealing $12 from Rufus Phillips,
was tried in 21 minutes and sentenced
to two years in the penitentiary after
the jury had been out 20 minutes. Phil
lips told bis story in four minutes. The
cross-examination required, four min
utes. Perceley testified in six minutes
and was cross-examined for four min
utes. Neither attorney argued the case
and Judge Taylor took one minute to
charge the jury.
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Running .Expenses.
Mistress Want more wages? I
thought you were being very well paid,
considering that I do about half the
work.
Domestic You forget, mum, how
much it costs me fer advertisin fer new
situations.
There Is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed to be
lnourable. For a great many years doctors pro
nounced it a local disease, and prescribedlocal
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced It incurable.
Science has proTen catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu
factured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the market. It
Is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a
teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case It fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials. . .
Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O
Bold by Druggists, 75c
Hall's Family Fills are the best.
Done to a Crisp.
A small boy was undressing the oth
er evening before 'the open fire in his
nursery, 6ays the New York Tribune.
His mother gave him bis nightshirt
and told him to hold it to the fire to
warm.
She left the room for a minute, but
returned quickly when she heard the
boy say to his father:
"Papa, is this shirt done when if s
brown?"
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USES wMilt ALL tl.SE f AIL:
kmatk Syrup. Tastes Good.
la time. Said br drantM.
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RAM'S HORN BLASTS.
Warning; Motes Calling- the Wicked to
Repentance.
HARACTEB de
termines condi
tion. Home is the
harbor of the
heart.
Life is ever
more than litera
ture. Greatness ap
pears in little
things.
Strength comes
through struggle.
Prejudice puts its eyes in its pocket
Feeding malice is fostering murder.
Men differ not so much in their faith
as in their phrases.
Sin is no more essential to salvation
than disease to health.
Separations come from setting np
your fad as another man's faith.
The best time to attend to your
neighbor's affairs is in your sleep.
When a man falls in love with heav
en he learns how to love this earth.
Skepticism may take the place of
salvation when it can heal our sorrows.
A man is not doing his level best
who is content to stay on the same
level.
A reputation for eating chicken is
not the only thing essential in a good
pastor.
Many a man thinks he is on the look
out for evil when he is only looking
at evil.
Prayer is sometimes a device by
which we shirk our own duty in telling
God His.
In proportion as wickedness is com
mon the commonwealth is turned to
common use.
When a man thinks he is the whole
church he is apt to ignore the Head
of the Church.
There is always hope for a man so
long as he can look at things with the
eyes of a child.
The really busy man always has
more time than the man who only
thlnkB he's busy.
It's a queer kind of humility that
leads a man to hide his light when
the lost are seeking it.
The man who has only flowers in
the garden of his life does not need
to build a wall about It,
When God hangs His promises on
the walls of the heart the devil's pic
tures have no attraction for the eye.
DIES AT HIS P08T.
Characterization of the Russian 8oldier
as Given by a Muscovite.
Sincere and unaffected love for his
monarch, profound religious piety In
timately united with the idea of the
Czar and of the fatherland, attach
ment to the fatherland, unlimited con
fidence in his chiefs, strong esprit de
corps, and a faculty of enduring gayly
and naturally the greatest privations
such are the most marked character
lstlcs of the Russian soldier, writes a
Russian general.
To these traits must be added re
markable bravery and a rare contempt
of death, combined with naive kind
heartedness and a gentle and Indul
gent disposition. The Russian soldier
is distinguished by a good humor that
never abandons him, even in the most
difficult moments, by his brotherly un
derstanding with his comrades, and by
his gay and contented way of facing
all the decrees of fate.
Obedience is so deeply rooted in the
mind of the Russian soldier that dur
ing my thirty yers' experience of the
army I do not remember to have wit
nessed one single case of Insubordina
tion, either in times of peace or in
times of war.
The Russian soldier dies at his post
I have seen him in winter on sentry
duty on the heights of Shipka die
standing, surrounded with snow and
transformed literally Into a statue of
ice; I have seen him die on the march,
striding over the sandy desert and
yielding up his last breath with his
last step; I have seen him die of his
wounds on the battlefield or In the
hospital, at a distance of 3,000 miles
from his native village and in those
supreme moments I have always found
the Russian soldier sublime.
Although a child of the plain, where
his eye rarely descries the most mod
est hill, we see him boldly scale the
topmost summits of the Caucasus and
climb the rocks and glaciers of .the
Thian-Shan, fighting all the time. He
feels at home everywhere, whether in
the steppes of the fatherland. In the
tundras of Siberia, or the mountains
and deserts of Central Asia. He has
an exceptional faculty of putting him
self at his ease wherever he may be,
even in places where others would die
of hunger and thirst
I have seen the Russian soldier at
home in time of .peace, or during
truces in the enemy's country, rocking
the peasant's "child in the village,
where he was stationed: I have seen
him bivouacking in the desert, with
his tongue parched and burning, re
ceive his rations of a quarter litre of
salt water; I have seen him in heat and
in cold, in hunger and in thirst, In
peace and in war and I have always
found in him the same desire to oblige,
the same abnegation of self for the
safety and good of others.
These special characteristics of the
Russian soldier his self-denial, his
simple and natural self-sacrifice give
him peculiar powers as a warrior.
Girls are now parting their hair on
one side so as not to be mistaken for
those misfit men who part theirs in
the middle.
The more a man talks about himself
the less use he has for the truth.
Mother Goldfish Where have you
been, Willie? Willie Only Just around
the globe, ma. Chicago News.
Emellne Sara and I can hardly un
derstand each other over the telephone.
.Edgar Well, 'talk one at a time.
"Know him? I should say so! We
are husbands-ln-Iaw." 'Eh?" "Our
wives were divorced from the same
man." Ex.
-She told me that I might hope."
"Better look out! I've known girls to
say that when they intended to accept
a chap." Puck.
"Smith has lost his Job, and I'm
hustling to get him another." "You
are i "Yes. I owe him ten dollars,
and I'm afraid he'll be needing it"
Puck.
Stranger Seems to me this crowd
ed street is a queer .place for a hospi
tal. Native Well, I don't know. Two
trolley lines meet here. New York
Weekly.
"How did you get your black eye,
Sambo?" "Well, boss, yer see I was
out a-lookln fer trouble, and dls 'ere
eye was de fust to find It" Yonkers
Statesman.
Philanthropist Why did you change
the title of "The Ladles' Home" to
"Old Ladies' Home"? Mrs. Du Goods
It was becoming too crowded. New
York Weekly.
Parker We've moved again. Barker
You have? Parker Yes; the chil
dren were so noisy that we couldn't
stand what the neighbors said about
them. Detroit Free Press.
Young lady I can always tell your
work the Instant I see it Magazine
artist (delighted) Can you, really?
Young lady Easily. The women all
look alike. New York Weekly.
"Woman is naturally of a clinging
nature," observed he. "Yes," rejoined
his wife, "but she isn't to be compar
ed with a man when it comes to hold
ing on to a $5 bill." New Yorker.
Sam Shinbone I'se thinkln' ob
marrying dat youngest Jackson gal.
Mose Johnson Don't do it nigger
don't do it Why, dat gal never kep'
a Job for over two weeks in her life.
Ex.
"Bring me some coffee," said Mr.
Nurox, as he finished his dessert
"Demi-tasse?" Inquired the waiter.
"Sure, if thafa the best you got. and
say, bring one o' them little pots full
of it" Philadelphia Press.
"You are always more or less skep
tical about what you see in print"
"Yes," answered the man who has his
own ideas about things. "Truth may
be at the bottom of a well, but It isn't
an Ink well." Washington Star.
Husband (of popular author) Do
you mean to tell me, doctor, that my
wife is insane? Doctor No, not so
bad as that but she is hopelessly fool
ish. Husband Well, that's a relief.
I was afraid her usefulness as a writer
was impaired Life.
A prison visitor recently asked one
of the prisoners how he came to be
there. "Want" was the answer.
"How was that pray?" "Well, 1 want
ed another man's watch. He wasn't
willing I should have it and the judge
wants me to stay here five years,"
Tit-Bits.
Footinltt (energetically helping at
bazaar) Won't you put in for a raffle
for this cushion? Visitor1 Oh, no,
thanks! Footinltt Of course, it's
rather useless and gaudy, and so forth;
and personally I think the design's
rotten. But do put in for it! Visitor
No, thanks! I made it! Punch.
Little Willie, who is a Philadelphia
boy, had been watching a dog chasing
his tall for three minutes. "Papa," he
asked, "what kind of a dog is that?"
"That" said the father, "is a watch
dog." Willie was silent a moment
"Well," he finally said, "from the time
he takes to wind himself up I guess
he must be a Waterbury watch dog."
Philadelphia Ledger.
When tne rreekled girl took a seat
directly across the car from the bright
child the others were oppressed with
forebodings. Bat they had not long
to remain In suspense. "There's a
complexion with a pattern In It!" ex
claimed the bright child, almost at
once. Hereupon the others breathed
more freely, for it was likely that the
worst was over. Detroit Journal.
Mrs. Househunter This house does
not seem to be very substantially built
Even the floor shakes when we. walk
on it Agent But madam, this floor
ia er the very latest thing in spring
dancing floors. All the newest houses
have them. Mrs. Househunter And
the stairs creak terribly. Agent Oh,
we don't make any extra charge for
those patent burglar-alarm stairs,
madam. Chicago News.
Dick Say seen a letter of mine
lying around, gray envelope? Sweep
(stops making the bed) Do you mean
a letter starting off, "Dearest Dickie,"
and asking you to come down and
spend Sunday, and telling you how
lonely she has been all the week, and
ending up, "Your own little Gladys"?
Dick Ye es. Sweep (going on mak
ing the bed) Then if s In your top
chiffonier drawer. Yale Record.
Full Directions: "Your husband la
a floor walker in a department store,
isn't her "Yes." "Then, why don't
you have him get up and walk the floor
with the baby when she cries?" "I
can't wake him up. When I shake him
and tell him what's the matter he
mumbles something about soothing
syrup in the drug department three
aisles down, and then goes to snoring
again." Chicago Tribune.
EACH COLOR TO ITSELF.
now the Cherokee Nation. Get Over
the Race Problem. '
The race problem in the Cherokee
nation is solved to the general satis
faction of the three races concerned
and the intermediary mixed bloods. In
the location of homes the Cherokee
fullbloods and negroes are mostly in
settlements. The intermarried whites
largely are in towns and territory con
tiguous to each other. The Cherokee
speaking citizens much prefer to asso
ciate together. .
In the nation there are thirty schools
attended by fullblood Cherokee chil
dren and seventeen by negro children.
The negro blood schools are not so by
legal requirement but as a corollary
of their preference to live near each
other. The Cherokee and negro do not
intermarry or socially mingle. Tw
seminaries and an orphan asylum are
attended by fullbloods and mixed
bloods only, the colored high school by
negroes only.
In the incorporated school districts
whites and Indians attend the same
schools, and race prejudice and undue
feeling on either side are being lost in
fellowship and friendship cultivated in
the class room and on the playground.
Both sides are better satisfied in the
combined schools than they were when
they were kept separate. Fullbloods
seem -to mingle as freely with white
renters and their families of good char
acted as they do with mixed bloods.
Of the 38,500 citizens of the Chero
kee nation the best statistical informa
tion gives about 8,500 fullbloods, 3,200
intermarried whites, 22,800 mixed
bloods and 4,000 freedmen. Kansas
City Journal.
In a Box.
Old Friend Seems to me you are
paying your cook pretty stiff wages.
Jimson Have to. If I don't she'll
leave, and then my wife will do the
cooking herself.
Cotton exports for 1903 were $378,
000,000; more than a million dollars a
day.
A World-Wide Reputation.
Wherever men are there will be ill
ness and wherever people are ill,
Dodd's Kidney Pills will be found a
blessing. Solely on their merits have
they pushed their way into almost
every part of the civilized world.
Their reputation as an honest medicine
that can always be relied on has been
built" up by the grateful praise of those
who have been cured. The two follow-,
ing letters indicate just how the repu
tation of this remedy knows no geo
graphical bounds. The sick and suffer
ing all over the world are asking for
Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Dear Sirs: I have been suffering for
some months from a Kidney com
plaint. The doctor who attended me
has recommended me to take your
Pills, "Dodd's Kidney Pills." After
two boxes I got some relief. But un
fortunately I have not been able to go
on with the treatment,' being unable to
find any Pills in Cairo.
The chemist who sold me the twe
boxes has informed me that he had sent
an order for some, and has been keep
ing me waiting for more than one
month. This is the reason why I am
witing to you to request you to have
tn koouness to send me by return of
post six boxes for which I will pay as
soon as I receive them from the post.
Kindly let me know at the same time
-where your branch agency in Egypt is
to be found. Thanking you in antici
pation,
MOHAMED BACHED,
"Immeubles Libres de l'Etat,
Office of the Minister of Finance,
Cairo, Egypt.
Dear Sirs: I want to purchase six
boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills, but I
don't know exactly where to apply at
Buffalo or London. I suppose they
can be sent by express or registered
mail from either place. Please advise
me of how to proceed in order to get
the pills without delay. Yours truly,
J. P. SIMONSON,
Viborg, V., Mark, Denmark.
One on John Kernel!.
The late John Kernell, the Irish come
dian, liked in his prime to go back to
Ireland, whence he would often bring
material, gathered in alehouses and on
the high roads, that afterward served
him well in dialogue upon the stage.
Kernell once said at a little snppei
party in Boston that he had met on a
lummer day in Galway an Irishman driv
ing a horse so thin that it staggered as it
walked.
. "Why don't you put more flesh on that
nag?" Kernell exclaimed, indignantly.
"More, is it?" the Irishman answered.
"Why, by the powers, don't you see that
the poor creature can hardly carry what
little there is on him now?" New York
Tribune.
Ayer's
Sometimes the hair is not
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for food, starves. Then it
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gray. Ayer's Hair Vigor is a
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hair food. It feeds, nourishes.
The hair stops falling, grows
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" My bstr waa coming dot terribly. I was
almost afraid to comb it. Bat A jar's Hair
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If you do not derive prompt and sat
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he will be pleased to give yon his val
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Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Apply ins; Early Remedy.
"Why did you never marry?"
"I became convinced in my youth
that the prevalence of divorce was be
coming a menace to American Insti
tutions." Brooklyn Life.
For bronchial troubles try Piso's Cure
for Consumption. It is a good cough
medicine. At druggists, price 25 cents.
The Masculine Way.
Wife Have another piece of cake,
John!
Husband No; I don't like home-made
cake.
Wife But this Isn't home-made; X
bought it at a bake shop.
Husband Oh, you did, eh? Well, I
knew there was something about it I
didn't like.
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Catarrh of the Stomach Is Generally
Called Dyspepsia Something
to Produce Artificial Diges
tion Is Generally Taken. ,
Hence, Pepsin, Pancreatln and a Host
of Other Digestive Remedies
Has "Been Iavoated.
These Remedies Do Not Reach the
seat of the Difficulty, Which
is Really Catarrh.
Ex TJ. S. Senator M. C. Butler, from
South Carolina, was senator from that
state for two terms. In a recent letter
to The Peruna Medicine Co., from
Washington, D. C, says:
I can recommend Peruna for dys
pepsia and stomach trouble. I have
been using your medicine for a short
period and I feel very much relieved.
It is indeed a wonderful medicine be
sides a good tonic."--M. C. Butler
The only rational way to cure dys
pepsia is to remove the catarrh. Pe
runa cures catarrh. Peruna does not
produce artificial digestion. It cures
catarrh and leaves the stomach to per
form digestion in a natural way. This
is vastly better and safer than resorting
to artificial methods or narcotics.
Peruna has cured more cases of dys
pepsia than all other remediea com
bined, simply because it cures catarrh
wherever located. . If catarrh is locat
ed in the head, Peruna cures it. If
catarrh has fastened itself in the throat
or bronchial tubes, Peruna cures it.
When catarrh becomes settled in the
stomach, Peruna cures it, as well in
this location as in any other.
Peruna is not simply a remedy for
dyspepsia. Peruna is a catarrh remedy.
Peruna cures dyspepsia because it is
generally dependent upon catarrh.
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