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Peculiar To Itself In what it is and what it does con taining the best blood-purifying, alterative and tonic substances and effecting the most radical and per manent cures of all humors and all s eruptions, relieving weak, . tired, languid feelings, and building up ", the whole system is "true only of Hood's Sarsaparilla "No other medicine acts like it; no other medicine has done so much real, substantial good, no : other medicine has restored health and strength at so little cost. I was troubled with scrofula and earn Bear losing my eyesight For four months I two bottles of Hood's Sarsaparilla I could im to walk, and Trhen I had taken eight bottles 1 oald see as well as ever." Susxx A. Lub om. Withers. N. C. - j Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keeps the promise. A Selfish Youth. HeAlthough you are engaged to me, yoa de't treat me a bit better than yon do Dick. She How sel&sh yon are! I'm en vasres to him. too. . Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one . way te cure deamess, and that is by constitu tional remedies. leafness is caused by an in flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed Jou hare a rumbling sound or imperfect hear is:, and when it is entirelv closed. Deafness is thexesult, and unless the inflammation can be taken out ana tms tube restored to its normal condition, bearing will be destroyed forever; nlna AMA, Alitnf fn r. o 1 1 .nil Kw r.t. n K which is nothing but an inflamed condition oi inermucous surtaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for ,any ease et Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Liove'e Labor Liost. Aaxleus Mamma Clara, dear, what did Mr. Coldcash say last night when he was trying to button your glove in the hall? Clara Oh, he merely said that any man whe made gloves that were as hard to bat to as miue ought to quit the busi ness. Anxieaa Mamma Well, dear, take my advice aud don't waste any more time in that direction. Tla Shortest Way out of an attack of Rheumatism or Neuralgia Is to use St Jacobs Oil Which affords net only sure relief, but a prompt cure. It soothes, subdues, ana ends the suffering. Price, 25c. and SOc system, and furnishes building of the run-down constitution. You will find no tonic to act so Dromotlv and beneficially where the health has given way, the strength over-taxed by Those living in the low, marshy miasmatic poisons and breathing pools and swamps, till their systems are filled with ma laria and their health under mined, will find S. S. Sa a most excellent tonic, and its it also an timely use has many times was troubled with an itching- skin eruption on . , tli hra. and T trind anMialiata and. but rama the face, prevented me serious com plications that so often result from malaria. Good blood, good appe tite and good digestion are the foundation stones of good health. S.S. S. SUP- Altoona, Pa., Jnns 80, 1903. plies all these, containing I have always been arena to giving a testimo as it does ingredients for nial.and only do so now because of a desire to . . f . , , have others benefited by the use of your most the purification Of the blood excellent medicine. .Before using 8.8.8. this and also well-known tonic spring I very much felt the need of a tonio ; was . . , . troubled with Dyspepsia and Constipation, and properties, making it the my blood was In bad condition. The use of your ideal remedy in cases where epecino has driven away all indications of Dys- .. vi 4 W.. J.t.-.t.J pepsia, regulated my bowels, enriohed my blood, the blood has deteriorated, J oauaad me to gain 80 pounds in weightao the stomach disordered and that I feel in, better phyaioal condition, than. I u r-Mj have in years. In my judgment there i no better appetite nas iauea. tonio and blood purifier on the market than your . S.S S. being a purely preparation, and X unhesitatingly recommend it vegetable compound, leaves M,uolu A.uraHBB. no bad after-effects, like the strong potash and mineral remedies, which .are bad on the stomach and nerves. A course of S. S. S. now will fortify the system, and the impurities that have accumulated through the long winter months are more readily and promptly thrown off,and the warm weather finds you in good physical condition, instead of 'weak, run-down, tired and debilitated, with no appetite or energy, as is apt to be the case where the -system is neglected and nature left to take care of herself. If you need a tonic and appetizer, you will find S. Sb S. the best. Medical advice without charge to all who write us about their case. . jzs SVfUT SPECIFIC CO., ATLAHTj GA. I Refused to Serve. , A Frenchman went to a brother member of his lodge and said to him: "What does a polar bear do?" The brother answered: "What does a polar bear do? Why, he sits on the ice." "Sits on zee Ice?" V "Yes," said the brother, "there is nothing else to ait on." "Veil, vat he do, too?" "What does he also do? Why. be eats llsh." "Bat flsh sits on zee Ice and eats fish. Then I not accept." "You don't accept? What do you mean?" - "Oh, non, non. I does not accept. I was appointed to act as polar bear to see funeraL" " ; Odd Things About the 'Possum. The American opossum Is one of the most curious animals living In the United States. It Is the only one that carries Its young In a pouch, like the kangaroo. It Is the only animal that can feign death perfectly. It is re markable for hanging by Its tan like a monkey. It has hands resembling those of a human being. Its snout is like a hog's, while its mouth Is liber ally furnished with teeth. Its eyes are like a rat's and It hisses like a snake.' The Century's Summer Campaign. It ia announced that each of the summer and autumn numbers of The Century will carry out a special plan. The June issue, tor instance, will be a Western number, its long and full table of contents representing, by sub ject or by contributor, eveiy trane-Al-leghany State or Territory. It will be, in a certain sense, a - Western exhibit for the St. Louis Fair. There will be eight articles of special significance to the West and of much general interest, including a word for forestry from ex President Cleveland, four striking color pages, eleven stories besides farther chapters of Jack London's "The Sea Wolf," and various other features that promise much pleasure and profit. The July issue will be a special fic tion number, but will have also a paper on "The New West Point," with im pressing drawings from the architects' plans, and two or three articles touch ing interests in the Far East. Andre Castaigne's pictures of the world's fair, for which the studies were made on the grounds, are making and are prom ised for an eaily number. Nearlnjr the Limit. "Do you know, darling," said the love sick young man who was busy planting microbes, "that I believe it makes me a better man every time I kisa you?" "Well," rejoined the taffy-haired girl in the parler scene, "at the pace yon are going now there will soon be no more room for improvement." Or arm n FUnnrf &imiftm t rightly named, becansa it nnrifiAa th VI 1 A 1 1 , 1 uiuuu ana tones up tne ooay. Men have a score acute seise of rjufi than women. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslews's Soothing Syrup the best remedy te use for their children uuring toe teeming penoa.. Thi services of no less than forty three gods and goddesses were seeded to raise a Roman child. IfKeefey upuor-morphinc-tobacco I S- C FOR FULL PARTICULARS 40 I KgHYWSTnUTEr POWTLANCOttt Water and bread maintain life; pure air and sunshine are indispensable te health; and do not worry. . riTQ Permanently unrea. Vofltsornerroutnesi fllu aftarflntday'suseofDr.Kline'sareatNarve Beeterer. Send for Free S3 trial bottle and treatise, fir. B. H. Kline. Ltd.. Uf Arch St. Philadelphia, Pa. To be honest as this world goes, is te be one man picked-out of ten thousand. Sbakspeare. if mm 6 It increases the appetite, tones up the stomash. invigorates and strengthens the- purer and better blood for the up hard work and close confinement. sections of the country, exposed to the impure air arising from stagnant Canton, Ohio, Aug-. 6, 1903. Gentlemen: S. 8. S. is a sood medicine. I keep it in the house all the while. It is an excellent tonio to give strength to the system and tome to all the organs. It gives appetite said energy and makes one feel better in every way. I have found excellent blood purifier. For months X and I tried specialists and many reme dies to get a cure, but S. 8. S. ia the only medicine that seemed to relieve. I am now comparatively tree of this eruption. I think a great deal ef your medicine, believing- it to be the best blood purifier and tonio known to the -world to-day. MBS. gRANK HOSBZB. . 1380 S. Seventh st. . RAM'8 HORN BLASTS;. Warning; Notes Calling; the Wicked' to Bepcntance. HE man who iden fles himself with the dollar sign' for many years is apt to become crooked. Some creed is the backbone sf every character. It Is a foolish fruit that kicks against its root. God gives no man a contract to build the fences around His Kingdom. It is never safe to trust God's busi ness to the man who neglects his own. God puts up fences to keep the enemy out as well as to keep the saints in. ; . There Is no change this year in the prevailing fashions in the New Jeru salem. . - The private car may carry a heavy heart while the day coach carries a light one." ' When Christ is rejected as a part of the building He becomes a stone ef stumbling. God Is dark to some people because they, are on the wrong, side of the pillar of fire. The existence of a few weeds Is no argument for the rejection of the : whole garden. I If the pearls of the virtues become ' as common as pebbles they would not be less valuable. The man who fails while trying to do good has more honor than he who succeeds by accident. When there Is room for all a wo man's leve In the heart of a poodle i no man need be sorry he has lost it The hungry one is apt to think that i he has Heaven's full meal when he ' has only caught the fragrance of the .kitchen. SPANISH MISSIONS IN TEXAS. Remarkable Ambition of Presumably Untrained Builders. There are In Texas the remains of five missions, located in and around the old town of San Antonio de Bexar, one of the claimants to primogeniture among the cities of our land, says Olaf Z. Cervin In the Architectural Record. J The names of these are: Del Alamo (1700 or. 1703) 1744; De la Concepcion (171(5), 1731; San Jose de Aguayo (1720), 1725; San Juan de Capistrano (1731 ); San Francisco de laEspado (1716), 1731. The dates within the brackets are of the founding. Little, Indeed, but the churches re main. These being of stone and well i built have pretty successfully with I stood time, wars and relic hunters. They are remarkable for elaborate I carving and sculpture, few of the oth ers being comparable with them in this respect. At San Juan there vrere once j five full figures and also small cherubs, (but vandalism has destroyed, or re moved most of them. - The ornamental carving, confined in new Spain as In old to the doorways and windows, is In Spanish rococo of the most unrestrained type, but not without elegance and charm. A bap tistery window from San Jose is fair ly overrun ; with, convolutions and in volutions. The Alamo, San' Jose and La Concep tion each had two low towers flunking the entrance. - Three of the six " still I merrily in the tipper story. .The other two missions bad no bell towers, but the front .walls were carried up . and the bells hung in two stories of arches. This had been done long before in the old Cathedral of St . Augustine, Fla. Indeed, the nractlce of hansrinz bells in arches Is still older, recurring often . n i . i 4.1 enaugn in oihuii, iuu bwu cveu iu m work of the Moors, as in several fine Moorish towns of Zaragossa. The architectural ambition of these presumably untrained builders is re markable. There is the Concepcion with a soaring dome crowning the in tersection of the cross. . Strong but-! tresses receive the thrust of the roof. At San Jose; though the churcb-itself is a simple oblong, there is an interest ing little chapel alongside, with three low domes roofing it. Woes of the Wayfarer. . Gritty George Poor old Dusty! It's a pity he can't' get something to fit him. ' , ' Sandy Pikes Can't he, really? Gritty Georges-No. His trousers are too big an' dey make him look like a. dude; his hat is too big an' it gives him de appearance of a college man, while his collar is too big au' it makes him look like a preacher." General Use of a Deadly Drag. The United States are buying 30,000 ounces of cocaine a year, at about $3 an ounce. Of this only a very small proportion Is used legitimately. Some States have forbidden its promiscuous sale,, but. the laws have not been en forced. It robs its victim of his men tal faculties and destroys bis moral re sponsibility in briefer time and in greater degree than any other drug. A. Natural Barometei. A piece of camphor gum is a very good indicator of what the weather ?s going to be." If, when the camphor is exposed to the air, the gum remains dry, the weather will be fresh and dry, but If the gum absorbs the mols tjtre and seems damp It Is an indication of rain. -' - - .. - atarveions Machine. Richly Congratulate me, old chap. r have the finest touring car in town. Harker For speed? - -Richly No, for noise. My machine make as much noise as a road roller. Englishwoman Have you been to Westminster Abbey yet? Fair Amer ican No; but I bear it highly spoken of. Ex. - Visitor-Has your little baby sister got any teeth? Tommy Ob, yes! I guess she's got 'em, but she ain't hatched 'em out yet. Philadelphia Ledger.. . ' . VWhat do -you think of my death scene?" asked the actor. J'Well, It seemed to me it came a little too late in the piece," , was the reply. Chica go Evening Post. Dally Guide to Flattery. If you meet a woman who strongly suspects that she Is a beauty, ask her earnestly if all her family: are beautiful. Bal timore American. - , Dorothy So Jack kissed you, "eh? Did you - give him any encourage ment? .Judia Encouragement! Say, I guess you don't know Jack, do you? Philadelphia Ledger. - Anything To Blame It On. Mother Johnny Jones, did you get that aw ful cold out skating? Son Mother. I think I caught it washing ray face yesterday morning. Judge. The Empress of China What is that strange noise I bear? The Min ister of the Interior It is the bottom dropping out of the New York stock market, your majesty. Life. Stimulation. Biggs I ' understand that young Briefly has taken up the: law since he married. . Dlggs Very likely. I understand - that his wife lays it down to him. Chicago News. : Willie Pa, -you don't get chestnuts until after there's a frost, do you? Pa Except in the case of a farce-com-1 edy, my son. Then the chestnuts come . first and the frost afterward. Phila delphia Press. A Physician's Blunder. Dr. Jinks I suppose you must have lost some of your patients by being away for so long a time? Dr. Kent Yest con found It! Ten or a dozen of them got well. Boston Transcript Small Consolation. The Landlady I'm afraid Mr. Slopay has forgotten what a large bill be owes me. The Star Boarder No, he hasn't . He said only 'yesterday that he wished be had money enough to move. Judge. Miss Pepprey I suppose that was your valet I saw with you yesterday, j Cholly My dean Miss Peppwey, don't say "valet" That word, you know, ' Is not used now as Miss Pepprey . Well, then, your "keeper." Ex. . I Miss Howjames (at the opera) Hasn't she a marvelous technique?! Mr. Cahokia Yes, but she doesn't er: seem to know how to manage ' it gracefully. She gives It a sort of kick when she turns around. Chicago Trib une;. . - "My gracious! What a crush!" gasped the shopper; "I'm nearly dead." "Permit me, madam," said (he floorwalker, politely, "to call your at tention to our undertaking department in the - basement" Philadelphia - Led-1 ger.' , Mr. B. My dear Mrs. Croesus, may I not put your name down for tickets to P.rofessor Pundit's eourse of lec-. tures on Buddhism? -Mrs. C Oh, by all -means! You know how-' passion ately -fond I am ef flowers.' Pick-Me-Up. . 'j Mrs. Jilson Foreign newspaper j contain many advertisements of titles fer sale by members of noble families. ; Old Jilson They should advertise for sealed proposals from American heir esses; this is leap' year. Detroit Free Press. I Laying Down the Law. Lady (en tertaining friend's little girl) Do you take sugar, darling? The Darling Yes, please. Lady How many lumps? The Darling Oh, about seven, and when I'm out to tea I start with cake. Punch. Mr. Milyuns Now, Tommy, you must go to school and work hard. Why, look at me! I started without a cent and now I'm a , millionaire. Tommy Yes, I know; but you can't do it any more. ' They all have cash registers now. Ex. I "Living at Swamphurst eh? That's up the river, isn't it?" "Yes." "Are your grounds near the water?" "Well, sometimes they're as much as six inches from the surface, and on rare occasions there's no water on them at all." Philadelphia Ledger. A Shrewd Wife. Mrs, Greene I hope you trust your husband implicit ly? Mrs. Brown Oh, yes, indeed; but I wouldn't have him know it for the world. If he were aware of my per fect trust in him he might be tempted to tak advantage of it you know." Boston Transcript Exercise for Both. Does your wife go In for athletics?" "Dm yes. In a way. She went our yesterday to take exercise;' said she was going to walk up a long hill." "And she did?" "No; she got Into the dry-goods district and ran up a long bill Instead. You can easily see that I am the one who was exercised." Kansas City Journal. ; A Count of Boundless Nerve.? Count Notts penni Las' night I glva so leetle heent to Miss Boxley tat I vould like she should marry wis me. Ascum And did she give you any en couragement? Count NattapennI I do not know. . She simply say to me, "What klnda z nerve food do you use?" Philadelphia Press. t I Have Every Reason to Praise Pe-ru-tia," WRITES MRS. KANE, OF CHICAGO . 172 JeborJl. Chicago. Iu. "Ill fc" 3& V Mrs. K. Kane, 172 Sebor Street, Chi cago, 111., writes: - "Peruna has been used so long in our family that I do not know how I could get along without it- I have given it to all of my children at differ ent times when they suffered with croup, colds and the many ailments that children are subject to, and am pleased to say that it has kept them in splendid health. I have also nsed it for a catarrhal difficulty of long standing and it cured me In a short time, so I have every reason to praise Peruna." Mrs. K. Kane. Pe-ru-na Protects the Entire House hold Against Catarrhal' Diseases. One of the greatest foes with which every family has to contend is our changeable climate. To protect, the family from colds and coughs is always a serious . problem, and often impossi ble. .Sooner or later it is the inevitable fate of very one to catch cold. Care in avoiding exposure and the use of prop er clothing will protect from the fre quency and perhaps the severity of colds, but with the greatest of piecau tions they will come. This is a settled fact of human experience. Everybody must expect to be caught somewhere or somehow. Perhaps it will be wet feet, or a draught, .or damp clothes, or it may be one of a thousand other little mishaps, but no one is shrewd enough to always avoid the inevitable catching cold. There is no fact of medical science better known than that Peruna cures catarrh wherever located. Thousands of families in all parts of the ' United States are protected from colds and ca tarrh by Peruna. Once in the family ' Young ftirls" in Greece and Italy wor shiped Diana until they were of age, when they dedicated their girdles to hei by hanging them np in her temple or grove, and turned to Aphrodite. Piso's Cure & a remeay for coughs, colds and consumption. Try it. Price 25 cents, St druggists. - t'-' Fate of a Jewel. Wife I discharged the cook to-day. . Husband Why, I thought you said not long ago that she was a perfect Jewel? . Wife Yes, but jewels, you know, are more ornamental than useful. YOUR WE WANT AGENTS $150 and up per month to ener getic represen tatives in every city and town town in Oregon n Washington and Idaho. Dignified , hon orable, permanent and immensely profit able employment at home or on the road ; something new ; send stamp or call at office for details. SQUARE DEAL BROKERAGE CO. 129 Seventh Street,. Portland, Oregon MM FAIL IN A DRY TIME THE M Of Hf flSH NEVER FAILS INAMM. Remember this when .you buy Wet Weather Clothing and look for the name TOW f R on the buttons.. Thjs sign and this name have stood for the 5E5V durind sixty-seven yews of increasing soles. If your dealer will not supply ,you write for free catalogue of black or yellow water proof oiled coats, slickers, suits, hats, and horse foods for all kinds of wet work. A. J. TOWER CO ? THE JWQ BOSTON. MAS. U. 3.A. - aSICN ( f , , - TOWER CANADIAN CO, TORONTO. CAN. Turn QffBBXW, 0 DO YOUR JAWS ACHE? Perhaps It's Plate Trouble. Plate trouble is a common thing, and there are Tarious kinds of it. Many plates never were right. Others are properly made, but the mouth Is not put in proper condition for wearing the plate. . If your plates are in any way unsatisfactory we will be glad to make an examination and tell you the cause of trouble. . We extract teeth wholly without pain and all work is at lower than reasonable rates. Extracting free when plates or bridges are ordered. ib. w. a. vt ma. WISE BROS., Dentists 208-213 F"nta itlUmos Open evening till 9 Sundays from 9 to 12 Oregon, Main 2023 Peruna always stays. No home can spare Peruna after the first trial of it. Mrs. A. Hobson, 225 Washington St., Lansing, Mich, writes: "Peruna has been such a blessing to my only child, as well as myself, that I feel induced to give my testi monial. He has always suffered from catarrn oi tne head and throat, and l had to use extra precautions so as not to have him exposed to damp or cold" weather. - Last year he was taken with la grippe, and as it was a severe case, caused me much anxiety. No medicine helped him till he took Pe runa. I noticed an improvement at once and in three, weeks he was a dif ferent Child; the grippe had been com pletely cured and' I noticed that the catarrh was made better. He kept taking it two weeks longer, when he was entirely well. -1 now use it off and on for colds, cramps, Indigestion or general indisposition, and find it superior to any doctors or medicine 1 ever tried. It keeps me, as well as my child, in perfect health, and I gladly recommend it to mothers." Mrs. A. Hobson. We have on file many thousaand tes timonials like the ones given above. We can only give our readers a slight glimpse of the vast array of unsolicited endorsements we are receiving every month. No other physician in the world has received snch a volume of en thusiastic and grateful letters of thanks as Dr. Hartman for Peruna. NEW PENSION LAWS seinJrEB Apply to NATHAN BICKFORD, 914 P St., Washington, D. C. 6th N. H. Vols., 18J1-05. 1 HEALTH RESTORER. YOU CAN EARN $25.00 PER DAY (letting Water. Oil or Coal with AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made In all sizes and styles. Write for Cata logues and list of users In tne west. Beall & Co. 313 Commer cial Block. PORTLAND, ORB. BUY FROM P. N. U. 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